#TazerCraft

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Hi this is my new roman empire

[miauta]

Gay & Feliz Navidad!

A lovely celebration in Cellbit's castle~

[poorlydrawnmcyt]

now thats just rude

[lutraviolet]

man suffers separation anxiety so badly he dresses up his dogs to look like his minecraft boyfriend and his bff (very sad)

[vilevampirez]

wowow pac e mike

[barbopng]

FELIZ DIA DOS PAIS!!!

(Today is father's day in Brazil)

[aseon50]

Q!fit when the silly little gay scientist he considers family goes missing and comes back Wrong

THREE TIMES

[majickth]

Mornings at the Favela

[perhapseighth]

Grandpa’s lap being in high demand is nothing new but you’d think it would be the kids

[54625]

Always remember, there would be no pride flag...

...without Pac Mike wow wow.

Thank you, Tazercraft. o7

[royalarchivist]

Fit: Bro, that's like– it's like how Tazercraft formed, how like, Pac uploaded a video, and Mike was his first subscriber, and was like, "Let's make videos together."

Phil: Awww, really? 🥹

Fit: Yeah! Oh yeah, that's– that's some Tazercraft lore!

Phil: Really? That's actually how that happened?

Fit: Mhmm!

Phil: Oh my fcking god, that's the most wholesome sht! [Laughs] I had no idea! I had no idea that's how they like- they found like, found each other!

Fit: Yeah. It- it's- it's humble beginnings.

Phil: Dude... Aww! Oh man, that's- that's- that's such good lore. That's such good Tazercraft lore, that's adorable.

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[Context: Twitch was experiencing a viewer count error at the time]

Fit: My- Phil, my Twitch viewers glitched out, it says I have 2 viewers right now, you know- support small streamers.

Phil: Oh my god, it says I've got- it's g- it says I've got 15! Holy sht, it's 2019 again!

Fit: [Laughs] Support small streamers, man! Support–

Phil: IT'S 2019 AGAIN!!! YES!!! Oh my god!!!

Fit: Let's fcking go

Phil: It's a shame my chat isn't as quiet as 15 viewers- [Laughs]

Fit: [Laughs] Oh man...

Phil: Oh man, it's- it's- Oh, I still got my 5 year hardcore world...

Fit: Bro you got- you got 15 viewers? I got 2 man, send some to me!

Phil: I'm gonna raid you afterwards, Fit, I'll raid you with my 15 viewers! I hope you enjoy the- the- the extra exposure!

Fit: Thank– One or two of 'em might follow, who knows?

Phil: Hashtag follow for follow! Follow for follow!

Fit: Yeah, follow for follow- oh yeah- [Laughs]

Phil: Follow for follow, um, like and subscribe the YouTube video highlight of this crazy moment of us- of us- sharing fun times with our communities, oh my goodness!

Fit: Bro, it's- That's like- it's like how Tazercraft formed, how like, Pac uploaded a video, and Mike was his first subscriber, and was like, "Let's make videos together."

Phil: Awww, really? 🥹

Fit: Yeah! Oh yeah, that's– that's some Tazercraft lore!

Phil: Really? That's actually how that happened?

Fit: Mhmm!

Phil: Oh my fcking god, that's the most wholesome sht! [Laughs]

Fit: I know, dude.

Phil: I had no idea! I had no idea that's how they like- they found like, found each other!

Fit: Yeah. It- it's- it's humble beginnings.

Phil: Dude... Aww! Oh man, that's- that's- that's such good lore. That's such good Tazercraft lore, that's adorable, holy fck. That's like, really similar to like, Tommy and Tubbo. Like, they both were-

Fit: Oh, right.

Phil: They both were streaming to like, 5 viewers or something stupid, and then like, I forget who did it, but they raided each other at one point and that's how they became friends. They're like, "Hey, wanna come play Sky Block?" [Laughs] "Wanna come play Bedwars with me and stuff?" it was like "Aww!".

Fit: Uh-huh.

Phil: That's- awh man, Tazercraft have like, such good lore.

Fit: Oh yeah.

Phil: That's awesome.

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[ tw for racism and xenophobia ]

QSMPblr, I have a favor to ask.

As you might or might have not known, Mike has been participating in a hispanic event called 'Hormigeo' for the past week as the only Brazilian. Since Tuesday, he has been receiving racist comments by some streamers.

Yesterday, Mike saw that a streamer called Farfadox was building a house and he decided to compliment it and give him a rose. Farfadox took the flower and replied it 'thank you, monkey'. (Clip)

Today, a streamer known as Hasvik was killing Mike in the game and before killing him, Hasvik said 'Im sorry, but I dont like cold monkey soup'. (Clip)

This is completely unneceptable behavior, and I ask if you guys are able to go into these two streamers twitch pages (Farfadox , Hasvik ) and report them for hateful conduct, under slurs and symbols. It would be appreciated.

Mike does not deserve this. He was so excited to play in this hispanic event, asking other streamers to only speak to him in Spanish so he could learn and connect with them. And what does he get in return, racist and xenophobic remarks? Unneceptable.

Thank you and have a good night ♡

[thepenguisalive7]

Dapper’s ‘bedtime cake’ (clip)

[thomas-jefferson-miku-binder]

for everyone that doesn’t speak portuguese: cellbit and felps were mining with richarlyson when they got swarmed by monsters and they all died. cellbit decided they couldn’t let the others know they were that irresponsible and that they should come up with a story to cover it up. they settled on a mysterious hooded necromancer figure with white eyes that said “they’re watching” and summoned ten skeletons which ended up slaying the three of them. apparently everyone bought it and when they told quackity, he suggested it might’ve been bureau. i’m sure that won’t come back to bite them later

[lutraviolet]

wanted to show off their matching cutie marks bc no one ever realised

[vilevampirez]

ak!mike lore (real forreal this time)