#Taylor swift vehicular manslaughter

[moonybeam3]

“When you lost control red blood white snow”

She’s never beating the vehicular manslaughter allegations

[susiephone]

big night for haylor vehicular manslaughter people

[pricesandvices]

remember when WE HIT THE BRAKES TOO SOON??? TWENTY STITCHES IN A HOSPITAL ROOM. AND YOU STARTED CRYING, BABY I DID TOO!! WHEN THE SUN CAME UP I WAS LOOKING AT YOU!!!

[foxes-that-run]

On 21 December 2012 skiing in Park City, Utah and dinner at Grappa.

IS it the day of the accident ?

He posted about it on the 23 December (I’m a day ahead) and was back in London on the 25th. The skiing photos were on the 21st so maybe on the afternoon of the 21st or early on 22nd when they weren’t seen.

[33misc]

1989 Taylor’s Version is out, but i’m still hoping we someday get the Out of the Woods (Taylor’s Version) (10 minute version) (Vehicular manslaughter version)

[akanamay]

is it over now giving vehicular manslaughter vibes

[aheartofgold]

oh i am about to be sooooo insufferable about 1989tv you truly don't understand

[cozy-the-overlord]

I thought this was going to turn into a joke about the song she wrote about killing her friend’s cheating husband and dumping his body in a lake before framing his mistress for his murder but this is funnier

it's a little sad that people expect songs to always reflect the lives of the lyricist and not a sign of the lyricist's strong imagination.

you don't know mitski. you don't know hozier. kate bush did not witness a murder of a hammer horror star and take their role as the hunchback of notre dame (it would be fun if she did though)

[king-of-freaks-and-fools]

if i was a famous singer like taylor swift i would create an album with some autobiographical songs and some completely made up ones and watch my fan base try to figure out which is which

[int0themist]

every day i think im finally caught up with everything that i missed in my time not being a swiftie as hardcore as i am now (which was from like red era to fearless tv era) (I missed a lot) and then ill open any social media app and see the most out of pocket thing ever and realise i am not nearly as deep into this fandom as my social feeds want me to believe

[cowboy-like-moony]

Technically the I can see you mv is a collab with one of her exes so I see this was a win for delulu nation

I say this with sincere love but those of you who think Taylor will do collabs with her exes on her re recordings are delulu

[refrigeratedboombursts]

I don't believe in the Haylor vehicular manslaughter conspiracy. Never have, never will.

[vexedtonightmares]

i think harry styles& taylor swift should start back up their (pr)elationship to promote 1989 tv but take it the whole nine yards this time and get fake married and then release a song together about how in love and real married they are called something like “rainbow” and there’s a lot of convenient gay imagery throughout including a blink and you’ll miss it shot of a poster that says “love is love” and the cover art will be pink purple and blue and then a 14 year old on tiktok will go viral for posting “TAYLOR SWIFT AND HARRY STYLES CONFIRMED QUEER #LOVE ISLOVE” and buzzfeed will publish an article called All The Hints Harry Styles and Taylor Swift Dropped About Their Queerness and it’ll span all the way back to 2006 and every hint will be something entirely innocuous and will include “the way harry talks about women- no straight man could do this!” and the this in question is not being overtly and blatantly sexist at every given opportunity and then karlie kloss will post something on instagram captioned with lyrics from august and kaylor will be confirmed and then harry and taylor will get asked about all this but they won’t be able to comment because of the sag & wga strikes but taylor will post a selfie with a rainbow emoji caption and harry will drop a line of $800 everyday dresses for men and we’ll all sigh in relief that they’re finding a way to communicate with their fans regardless and then harry and taylor will get fake divorced once she moves on to the next re-record and he goes to pretend to act again and everyone will talk about how sad it is to see the cornerstones of the queer community fall apart like that but how they can’t wait for the queer heartbreak anthems to come and then harry and taylor will be spotted in public together again filling everyone with hope only to be arrested for a vehicular manslaughter they couldn’t cover up. the victim, you ask? louis tomlinson

[dancefloors]

vehicular manslaughter but it’s with her private jet this time

Are you implying Taylor Swift should commit another 9/11

[hymen-restoration-project]

What do you think about the conspiracy theory that Taylor Swift and Harry Styles committed vehicular manslaughter and one of her songs is about it

As long as they were running over men I don't care