#Tanya Fryer

[reasoningdaily]

Welcome to Black People’s Recipes!

Here you will find an assortment of Black cultural recipes for dinner, dessert, appetizers, side dishes, drinks, vegan meals, and more. Our recipes highlight the staple dishes found within African American, African, and Caribbean communities. We pride ourselves in sharing our family-favorite recipes that are prepared the right way and true to historical traditions.

Brandi Crawford is a cookbook author and the owner of Stay Snatched and Simple Seafood Recipes. She specializes in quick and easy meals for dinner along with Southern and soul food cuisine. Brandi loves to share recipes that are easy to follow that never compromise on taste. She grew up cooking alongside her mom and granny throughout her entire childhood and early years.

Brandi and Stay Snatched have been featured in Women’s Health Magazine, Shape Magazine, Parade Magazine, Essence Magazine, Country Living Magazine, Southern Living Magazine, BuzzFeed, Delish, The Kansas City Star, Kansas City Spaces, Greatist, and more.

She is the author of The Super Easy Air Fryer Cookbook and has been featured on Good Morning America, where she shared tips on how to live a healthy lifestyle that is sustainable and tips on meal prepping.

Meet Jessica from Jessica in the Kitchen, a vegan food blog. Jessica is an award-winning photographer, videographer, and home chef! She has been cooking and blogging for the last 12 years and without a doubt, she LOVES cooking. She focuses on simple, approachable, and SEASONED vegan meals and will be sharing all of her favorites with you here.

Fun Fact: She is a born and raised Jamaican and also grew up in the British Virgin Islands (also in the Caribbean) and will be throwing her favorite cultural dishes into the mix, too. Her mixed Caribbean upbringing heavily influences her love of well seasoned, bright, and fresh dishes. On the baking side, she comes from a family of caterers and bakers. She can’t wait to share that side with you too, in her baked goods!

Tanya Harris is the founder and owner of My Forking Life, a food site where she focuses on sharing easy and flavorful recipes with a heavy focus on Caribbean and Southern cuisine. Tanya grew up in a Caribbean household and lived in various cities in the Southern United States.

Tanya’s obsession with cooking developed later in life when she wanted her growing family to experience all the delicious meals she ate growing up. Now Tanya shares this same experience with her loyal followers and fans. 

Fun Fact: Tanya is an avid cookbook collector and owns over 200 cookbooks! She likes to browse these books in her free time for inspiration on new recipes and ideas. 

Jocelyn Delk Adams is the founder, author, and national television personality behind the food website Grandbaby-Cakes.com which serves millions of readers per year.  On Grandbaby Cakes she gives her family’s, particularly her grandmother’s, cherished generational recipes her modern spin while preserving their original charm and spirit.

Jocelyn is a regular on the TODAY Show and Good Morning America, and has been featured as a judge on Food Network shows “Beat Bobby Flay” and “Santa’s Baking Blizzard” and Disney Channel and Disney Plus “Disney Magic Bake Off”, and in publications such as People Magazine, Food and Wine Magazine, Parents Magazine, New York Times, Washington Post, Better Homes and Gardens Magazine, O (The Oprah) Magazine, Essence Magazine, Huffington Post, Bon Appetit, Southern Living Magazine, and many others. 

Shannon Epstein aka Fit Slow Cooker Queen is a home cook & recipe developer living in Los Angeles. Shannon is a gadget cook who specializes in slow cooker, Instant Pot, and air fryer recipes. 

Fun fact: Shannon moved 9 times before she graduated high school. 

Davinah from Dr. Davinah’s Eats is a former educator turned full-time foodie & entrepreneur. She came to blogging by accident after remaking comfort food recipes to fit a low-carb way of eating on Instagram. Her seared scallops and cauliflower rice risotto, crispy fried air fryer chicken without flour, and keto bang bang shrimp went viral and the blog became her way to store and share her recipes. 

Her main website focuses on everyday low-carb comfort food and air fryer recipes for foodies. Black People’s Recipes allows her to go back to where her love for food started – making traditional recipes with her mom and other women in her family. 

Besides being a foodie, Davinah is a trained data scientist, real estate investor, new mom, and wife. She loves organizing her life in excel sheets and solving random math problems.

Fun fact: feeling adventurous, she climbed the Coba Pyramid (137 feet) in Mexico, but was too scared to come back down. So, she scooted one step at a time back to the ground!

[oinfodemaniaco]

ESPERANÇA? Em um voto chocante, o Supremo americano tinha declarado que Trump tem imunidade por crimes cometidos enquanto presidente.

Mas o procurador especial nos casos de insurreição e interferência ― «o homem mais odiado do páis» ― acaba de divulgar um novo indiciamento que argumenta os crimes eram atos privados que não foram feitos na capacidade oficial dele. O air fryer está pronto pela fritura? Como quer seu Trump? Ao ponto o mal-passado?

Um dos juizes do Supremo aceitou presentes por 20 anos de um doador bilionário ao Partido Republicano, e sua mulher é uma ativista no movimento negacionista «Stop the Steal» que promove a Grande Mentira, que os eleições de 2020 foram fraudadas.

Outro juiz do Supremo foi flagrado exibindo a bandeira virado de cabeça para baixo que ó símbolo do movimento.

Uma juiza federal indicado por Trump tem feito tudo para adiar o julgamento até depois das eleições. Ela inclusive vai permitir que a defesa de Trump apresentar provas de fraude eleitoral.

O advogado de Trump já foi condenado a pagar uma indenização de $200 mihões a duas pacatas voluntárias que foram usadas como o estopim para para uma campanha pessadísima para desacreditar o resultado no estado-chave de Georgia. Apesar disso, ele continua insistindo na Grande Mentira.

Uma pesquisa recente mosta que 70% de Republicanos acreditam na Grande Mentira. O mais urgente para Kamala é reduzir ou número de Democratas que também acreditam.

American Gulag é um site gigantesco que faz de tudo para vender o caso dos terroristas do assalto no Capitôlio no dia 6 de janeiro de 2021 com os presos políticos do Stalinismo.

Tudo que acontence nos Estados Unidos acontece aquí. Eduardo Bolsonaro disse isso.

[thelvlsix]

Enjoy the convenience of making a crispy white bread loaf in your air fryer. It's quick, easy, and perfect for sandwiches or as a side with your favorite meals.

Ingredients: 1 white bread loaf. 2 tbsp olive oil. Salt to taste.

Instructions: For 5 minutes, heat your air fryer up to 350F 180C. Spread the olive oil out evenly over the white bread loaf. Add a little salt to the loaf to make it taste better. After making the loaf, put it in the air fryer basket. For 8 to 10 minutes, or until the bread is golden brown and crispy on the outside, air fry it at 350F 180C. Take the loaf of bread out of the air fryer and let it cool down a bit. Cut up your homemade white bread loaf and serve it.

Tanya A

[meggigoering]

📖October 8, 2023

🦈I haven't written anything these few days because I was very busy with my studies. I remind you that I study at two American universities, and my working and  learning day looks very tight. From this dense calendar and to-do list, every day at least 40% was bitten by a stinky with his girlfriend Tanya Shumilova, and their heavenly patrons - the Angara maniac Mikhail Popkov (if anyone forgot, aka Sylvester, the leader of the Orekhovskaya gang, in the world an honorary elder, the patriarch of the Ancient Orthodox Church Kornily Titov), and his henchiks from the Sberalfa-VTB Systema. The fact that these scum devoured, I picked up time in the early mornings, but still both work and study suffer a lot because of these condoms. On Friday and Saturday, they ate just two days of cleaning after the fire and the lack of light in the apartment. What the fck is the fire, you ask? The real fire.

In short, in the long-suffering flat on Maslennikova 16-13 in case you missed everything, where I and my dogs were generously sweated by the mustard gas poison, there was expected to be a shmon. I mean, a search. Mustard gas is such a shit that is simply unrealistic to weather from the apartment where it has been for a long time. This crap penetrates through the chemical protection suit in 40 minutes, is easily absorbed into porous materials, and it is impossible to wash it from plastic and wood. Therefore, there were so many samples of chemistry in the apartment that the field for samples for toxicological and chemical examination was not plowed here. Since the stinky itself poured snot and pus from the lungs, the epicenter of storage and one of the main sources of distribution of deadly chemistry was in his pissed chambers. I assume that this bastard kamikaze wanted to live, so he probably kept his chemical shit on the balcony. Obviously, this outside storage did not save stinky, because his snot hung to his knees, and the pus from his lungs could be raked out with a shovel. So one visit to the smelly balcony and his pissed bedroom would basically make him the most flawed character in history.

In addition, there was a genetic test for the stinky, from which it clearly follows that this bastard is not related to me or to my testators. This genetic test was sent to me by the stinky himself. The test is a sample of stupidity, and its manufacturer (Academy of DNA Genealogy) deserves to receive the Darwin Award along with the stinky. A test with two fundamental errors that completely exclude the chance of a stinky not only of kinship with me, my grandparents, but the chance that the test is true. I will not provide a manual on how to deceive the law and "sweet fryers," I will briefly note that the stinky at the Academy of DNA Genealogy (remember this name) generated a fake combined test, in which they picked up a haplogroup from some princes just in case, and a haplotype from others, so that if anything fits in both cases. The little truth is that they were a little bit wrong with the names of the princes, and who on what line is related to my family. And so for the inhabitants of the object, the test looked very convincing. The stinky the great-grandson of Ivan the Terrible himself, in a straight male line, Rurikovich! Everything is beautiful and absofckyamazing, only the direct male ancestor in the male line of my dad and his dad was not Rurikid by direct male line, he is Gediminid. I'll save the rest of the details for later.

Well, I somehow remembered that the stinky was lying in a psychiatric hospital and many times he was visited at home by a good psychiatrist-narcologist.

Again, the performance of the stinky a week ago, when I asked for compensation for an ovarian rupture. I'm sticking out here with the Moscow medical insurance, I don't want to change it. I feel pretty lousy after a stinky confused me with a boxing bag and beat me - a stomach bruise, an ovarian rupture and a closed abdominal injury is not a light runny nose. As I wrote a week ago, the stinky (I remind you, a permanent client of psychiatrists and narcologists, who was lying in a mental hospital, who was diagnosed last year and written in the recommendations to solve the issue of his sanity) immediately called Tanya Shumilova, and asked her to organize the following: to falsify me a diagnosis of an alleged schizophrenia, and send me forever for compulsory treatment to free the apartment from my presence. Tanyushka sleeps and sees to get access to my property as soon as possible, and does not hesitate to falsify the grounds in order to get the right to dispose of it. Well, Tanya wants to ride my Porsche and live in my flat 196 on Leninsky 64/2, you can't order her heart! There and her daughter Valeria has already set up for me in the HASHEIGHT business - she bought Porsche sneakers, a business suit, IT textbooks, and books on law and accounting just stole from me. In short, the "family" is ready to accept my belongings, inheritance and property completely free of charge, there is only one issue left to solve - I'm still alive. Therefore, all the dialogues and gossip of Tanya and stinky about "schizophrenia" were due to the fact that these creatures were going to take care of me, and send me with someone else's name to a mental hospital, where I would be missing. It is clear, the treatment of my torn ovary was not in the plans of caring "parents" who only for the maintenance of their daughter the prostitute Lera milked more than 7 million rubles from me.

I accidentally recorded Tanya's conversation with the stinky, and without waiting for it to finish, I immediately went to the Investigative Committee to the investigator on duty.

In short, there were more than enough reasons to close the stinky and his girlfriends Tanya Shumilova and her relatives in the pre-trial detention center by October 1, 2023.

Feeling that the stinky and his girlfriends, instead of my inheritance, will now really draw a preventive measure in the form of sending to the madhouse, where they so diligently wanted to hand me over instead, this cute nut (in all aspects) family shit themselves and decided to solve the issue radically. Well, like there is no person and no documents - no problem.

So here it is. On Friday morning, October 6th 2023, I needed to run to the library, I'm now describing the functionality for prototypes, I need to read a couple of books with at least one eye. Well, that is, I have a plan for books that I need to read for work and study, and I, like in the movie "Quiet Place" every day, I go out on business and to the library.

It's scary, of course, the stinky with his girlfriends are rare scum, but no one promised that it would be easy. After learning that there would be a shmon (search), the stinky got up all week, neither light nor dawn, and even reduced the degree of mustard gas. On Friday, at 10:30 a.m., he finished his morning promenade, and I felt the chance to run and rushed to the library. I go out at 11-20, go to the library, and a funeral car is blocked on the way. I don't think to myself, damn it, will they really take the stinky and I'll finally make a funeral for my parents? I come to the library, and now I set a timer for 25 minutes due to an acute shortage of time. And so the timer rang three times, I'm looking at the cameras - everything seems to be calm in the apartment. Well, I think I'll allow myself another sprint. And what do you think - immediately a fire alarm starts yelling in the library. In short, remembering the morning funeral car, I put my feet in my hands and run back to the apartment. I think there are too many distracting unpleasant elements today. I come - a stinky in the apartment. Well, I think it's great - I'll feed the dogs now and go back. Harry eats 8 times a day after poisoning with mustard gas on fractional feeding. I gave the dogs semolina porridge to cook, and a kettle for myself. As soon as the stinky found out about the shmon, he lost his peace and sleep, he couldn't find the key to the attic, he needed urgently for unknown reasons. And wow - while the dogs were waiting for cooking porridge, I found the key under the closet when I was washing the floor. The stinky saw the key, rushed into the room to his place, took the key and left the apartment. I'm sitting waiting for the kettle. I feel that burnt paper stintles, it's not clear where it comes from. And then somebody knocks on the door: a neighbor from the 14th apartment says: hey your balcony is burning. I say - the stinky locked the rooms with a key. In short, the firefighters were called further. Three minutes later, there was such smoke in a pillar that I could barely open the window. At that moment, the stinky returned, and began to try to put out the fire himself. I managed to pull suitcases with documents to the stairs and bring the dogs out. Then, as in a bad dream, firefighters with oxygen cylinders for breathing began to climb the stairs, the spectacle is pure Silent Hill. But what is especially original, the freshly found key to the attic of the stinky did not share with them, pretending that there was no key and I took it for myself. This is still a plus the time while the firefighters were squeezing the door to the attic.

In short, 6 fire trucks, 24 firefighters, an ambulance, police, the Ministry of Emergency Situations, a day without light. And the day before, I put all my things and documents in bags and suitcases. So when everybody moved out, I went in, rubbed the bags and washed the floor. Well, since there was no light, I had a real Sabbath. The only shitty thing is that there used to be mustard gas with stinky urine, and now combustion products have been added to it. I'm sitting like in a "Hard's Hell" smokehouse. I understand that the absence of posts from me for several days, barbecue customers from the sistema "Sberalfa-VTB" secretly hoped that there was at least one human victim in the fire. Yes, guys. Your mental stinky employee Sergey Shumilov has a burnt face, because at your order, instead of a barbecue of me, my dogs and a fire from my documents, he burned in my apartment, which you rewrote on for your second psychic employee Lera Shumilova, one room and a balcony. Greetings from all the neighbors at this house section entrance, who perfectly understand what a fire in an apartment with a gas column means. They don't give a fck about your ways to solve problems and steal Andrey Leonidovich Kostin, Vladimir Petrovich Evtushenkov, Peter Olegovich Aven, German Oscarovich Gref. After the Lame Horse, the fire in the Winter Cherry, and the fire in the Samara Department of Internal Affairs, for you, of course, 60 people burned alive in the house section entrance, it's like not fucking doing. But for the population of the entrance, which was the day before yesterday very close to share the fate of these unfortunate people, your KPIs, bonus plans, and your understanding of "corporate social responsibility" do not matter. Fcking "Atlants" of Russian business.

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[sesiondemadrugada]

The Great (Tony McNamara, 2020).

[due4amiracle]

Day 186

Ok, time to...you know. Get back on the horse and... ride the rhythm... etc... whatever. You know what i mean.

Anyways. i have a new, well, list, like i used to do. It’s a bit... spicier. Let’s see.

Wash 2 plates/bowls/pieces of silverware, 2 chapters, Dailies, Vamp shiz, 2 anime eps

Seems... simple enough, i guess, let’s go over it!

Wash 2 plates/bowls/pieces of silverware - Now that we don’t have a dishwasher, we are the dishwasher. And oh gods above and below do we fall behind constantly, so, adding it to the list, gonna try to... maybe not keep up? But... do a little something. Will probably “over wash” but that’s fine, that’s good actually - provided i don’t hurt myself doing it. Got a number of large plates, 2 bowls, and lots of forks done, so i’m good on this! ✔️

2 chapters - Read! Currently reading Witches Steeped In Gold by Ciannon Smart and OOO boy is it good so far! Currently 68/42 books done for the year xD ✔️

Dailies - BP34, chuggin’ along getting stuff built, the Waifu Impact life is real! On the flip side, logged in to FFXIV for the first time in a while and did a little bit of MSQ, am currently doing the Scion stuff right after Copperbell mines. So. Yea. Chuggin’ along with that too.  ✔️✔️

Vamp shiz - Spent 83/91 xp holy shit i had so much oml. Ridiculous. Here’s hoping it gets accepted. xD On the docket: scenes, working on my longform. ✔️

2 anime eps - Instead of 2 i watched the Tanya movie~ Going on to Kimetsu no Yaiba next uwu ✔️

Other things - Sir’s grandfather is doing poorly :( So we may have to take a trip in the near future. Not good. Not good in many ways. Sir also had a bit of an accident with a knife while creating fries, tsk tsk, so that doesn’t help things either. Lots of stress on me, now, because i have to take care of All the washing of things (like the air fryer) until his finger is better, and then there’s the fact that He’s got two appointments, one each of the next two Tuesdays, it’s almost the end of the month and i’m about to start my period, we’re about to do another round of steroids (??????? we’re supposed to order it this Wednesday?! But if His grandfather... >_<!!!) 

Stress.

Food: A Tasty tasty~ Liquid: A Getting this 64oz water bottle really has done it for me, i just set it there and drink water all the time forever and it’s lovely~ Pain: C :( my head hurts, had to take A Big Pill, my body aches, feel shitty, blehhhh Brain: C exhausted, anxious, nervous, stresssssseddddd af oml.

Tomorrow: Wash 2 plates/bowls/pieces of silverware, 2 chapters, Dailies, Vamp shiz, 2 anime eps.

Ever Onwards and Upwards~!

[ch4lo]

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Catching Time follows British artist, Tanya Fryer, in her pursuit of documenting nature’s beauty with a poetic and whimsical eye. It is an intimate portrayal of the creative process of a painter that takes you on an artistic expedition through one of Portugal’s most treasured landscapes.

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[snakes-and-island-fires]

Catching Time - Tanya Fryer

[jogloo]

Emang harusnya sih itu diupgrade ke 2200, tp aku tanya dia waktu dulu katanya gausah 1300 aja. Terus sekarang tukang pln nanya kenapa gak 2200. Tuh kan, apa kubilang. Trus dia gak bisa jawab ke tukang pln nya ttg alasannya kenapa pilih 1300. Gimana terus, aku jadi merasa serba salah kan, akhirnya emosilah aku. Udah mah yg urus pendaftaran aku, trus dia diam aja. Harusnya kamu aja yg urus, biar aku vak merasa bersalah

Lagian, orang 2200 tarif listriknya sama kayak 1300 kok sama juga kayak 900.

Tapi setelah dipikir2 lagi untuk apa 2200, lha wong rumah kecil gitu, mau pake oven juga gak muat dapurnya, mau ditaruh mana tuh oven, paling ya air fryer nya itu bisa dipake karena dia gak terlalu besar, bisa ditaruh di atas kulkas, atau dekat magic com. Air fryer cuma 800, masih bisa dengan listrik 1300

Ah tau ah aku jadi gelo kenapa pilih 1300

[annyeongmynameiselly]

Nutella Tart Air fryer. Jangan tanya sis cam ne nak buat cause @fiiirrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr yang buat. So maybe boleh tanya dia recipe dan sewaktu dengannya. Cukup segalanya. 😋 https://www.instagram.com/p/CAXhFdwFHON/?igshid=cqpzxvuqodoe

[maxwellmcl]

Tomato Parmesan Chicken Wings, and Jana

1.

Dear Jana,

Your kidnapping has negatively affected the sales of Tomato Parmesan chicken wings at the Sparks, Nevada Buffalo Wild Wings location where you used to work. For this reason, and because I pray for your wellness, I hope you will be safely returned to freedom and your job. Once you are let go by your kidnappers, you will get back all the premium serving shifts you had before, even though Katelyn and Mark think those shifts are now theirs permanently. Those two could never dream of slinging chicken wings like you do, much less with that bubbly, sunshine smile that makes all the folks of Sparks, Nevada keep on shucking them bones. Please come back, Jana. I do not believe this was a trick for you to quit this job and work in a dentist’s office, like Juan, the line cook, told me. You and your sweet soul wouldn't do that to me. I hope those crooks who took you never again get to devour a Tomato Parmesan chicken wing. Their sins should never be rewarded with such sweet pleasure, and the good people of Sparks deserve those zesty, cheesy flappers more.

To your swift recovery, 

Love,

Alan

General Manager

Buffalo Wild Wings 

1560 E. Lincoln Way

Sparks, NV 89434

Alan thought the "Missed Connections" section of Craigslist would be the best place on the internet to post his letter. The chance at promoting the Tomato Parmesan chicken wings wasn't lost on him, either. After reading the letter over just once, he paid the $15 posting fee through his personal PayPal account, reimbursed himself with cash from the slush fund, and posted it to the site with a final click of the mouse.

He leaned back in his chair, put his slip resistant loafers on the desk, laced his fingers behind his graying head, and looked up at the ceiling. Jana's sparkling smile and smooth suggestive selling techniques strutted along his imagination’s dance floor. He thought about how nice it would be if his future daughter was as beautiful as her.

A crash of plates in the dining room jarred him from his repose. He jumped out of the chair and landed on both feet like a cat who's just fallen from a tree.

"Daniel!" he yelled while racing to the scene of broken porcelain scattered on the concrete floor. "Do you have any idea how many baskets of Tomato Parmesan chicken wings we'll have to sell to pay for these plates?"

His face red and swollen, Alan took a breath and began to cry. He slumped back to his office in the back, and Daniel grabbed a broom. 

While sweeping, Daniel imagined the Facebook Messenger text he would send to Jana (he didn’t have her new phone number in Nepal yet) begging her to come back to work to sell Tomato Parmesan chicken wings so all of their lives could continue on in peace. 

2.

Dear Jana,

Alan was always a yeller, but he started crying too, and it's just embarrassing. I dropped a couple plates and after he yelled at everyone around he started crying and went back into his office. I mean, they were just plates, not his newborn child. Everyone is all worked up over selling those Tomato Parmesan wings. They all say no one could sell Tomato Parmesan chicken wings like you, and Alan wants everyone to remember how you did it, but honestly, why should I care? I'm just the busser. I just clean the tables and don't want to hear another thing about those fucking wings. I think it's great that you're off saving the world. I always wanted to join the Peace Corps but I never got around to it and probably never will. I wish you would come back so Alan stops crying. I would hate to see what would happen if anyone dropped a basket of Tomato Parmesan chicken wings on the floor. We might have to close the restaurant for a few days so Alan could calm down. Anyways, we all miss you, and Nepal is lucky to have you. 

Your friend,

Daniel

 After Daniel swept the plates into the dust pan, he carried it back to the dish pit’s breakage bucket, where broken glasses and plates make their final stop before being thrown into the dumpster.

"No good," said Juan as Daniel walked by. "Why he always so mad? Why he crying?" 

"I don't know. Probably has something to do with Jana leaving and now he won't get his precious Tomato Parmesan wing bonus again."

"Ah, fuck the Tomato Parmesan chicken wings!"

Daniel shrugged and nodded in agreement. He walked to the dish pit to empty the dust pan.

Juan detested the lengthy process of making Tomato Parmesan chicken wings. He dropped the naked wings into the deep fryer for eight minutes. Then he had to cover them in a tomato sauce and bake them for four more minutes. After he pulled them out of the oven, he dropped them in a bowl, shook powdered cheese over the bowl, and plopped them in a basket. Sometimes, at the end of the night, he remembered that one basket he hadn’t shaken cheese over or hadn’t fully coated with sauce. He loved Jana, but he hated those fucking wings.

As Daniel emptied the dust pan, Juan lazily tossed wings in a metal bowl and thought about texting Jana. 

3.

Jana, hola niña. Why you leave me? Why you say to Alan that you were kidnapped and not that you work at dentist office now? Alan always so mad and now he cry, es muy triste. Por favor, you come back and work the weekend maybe? I make you anything you want para comer. Ok, te bañas, niña.

Adios, Juanito

Jana's phone buzzed in the pocket of her brand new scrubs. Tanya, her new co-worker, noticed and told her, "Go on, take a look if you have to," and Jana pulled out her phone. It was a text message from Juan.  She swiped her finger across the screen, read it quickly, and grinned.

She felt relief at never having to roll another napkin around silverware, make another vat of iced tea, or wash her hands after clearing plates of chicken bones off another table. She would never have to welcome another group of strangers to Buffalo Wild Wings and tell them her name and suggest the new Tomato Parmesan chicken wings with a fake smile ever again.

She was free to smile genuinely, and at a dentist’s office, no less, where that sort of thing seems so much more appropriate. Granted, she knew that sending Alan a fake letter from her fake kidnappers wasn't the nicest way to quit, but she didn't think he would ever let her go without a fight, or at least without crying, and now she knew she was right. He would have cried, would have blubbered on and on about Tomato Parmesan chicken wing sales and how he'd never get another "Wild Wing Bone-us" for exceeding sales goals. Maybe his girlfriend would never want to marry him, Jana would have to give him a hug, Alan would say something embarrassing again, like, “I hope my future daughter is as beautiful as you, Jana!” and she wouldn’t find the courage with all that going on to go through with it. She guessed she also didn't have to lie to Daniel about joining the Peace Corps, but she got nervous and it just came out.

While Tanya showed Jana how to enter a new patient’s information in the computer system, Jana thought about that letter she wrote to Alan. 

4.

Alan,

I haven't been at work this week because I was kidnapped. While walking to my car Friday night, a dark van pulled beside me and two men wearing ski masks snatched me through the sliding door and drove away. I couldn't tell what color the van was or the license plate number. They’re holding me in a room with no windows, but I’m okay. They’re feeding me and I'm not hurt. They said you can't tell my parents or my family or anyone else, because if you do they will kill me. I offered them free Tomato Parmesan chicken wings if they let me go, but they didn't seem interested at all, so don't think you can change their minds with any of those zesty, cheesy delights. I'm sorry I won't ever be able to work for you again at the Sparks, Nevada Buffalo Wild Wings, but Mark and Katelyn are good servers and you can teach them like you taught me how to "sling them chicken wings" and get folks to “shuck them bones”, as you always say. I think my kidnappers are okay guys, and if things get bad I'll just flash my bubbly smile and "suggest" they stop being mean.

Thanks for being the best boss ever, Alan. 

Love,

Jana

#1 BWW Tomato Parmesan chicken wing salesperson, 2016

Jana's fingers pecked away at the dentist’s office keyboard. A patient came up to the desk and waited for her to look up. Jana stopped typing and returned his gaze. She smiled big and let out an enthusiastic greeting: "Welcome to Pearl World Dental, my name is Jana, may I suggest a blue razz-ma-tazz-berry fluoride treatment to accompany your cleaning today?"

Looking at the patient, Jana noted her own comfort with the greeting. She recognized the cadence of her speech like déjà vu. She didn’t want to think about it. This new job would be different. It’s not important. She took a deep breath and bore a hole through the patient with her stare. She shook off her unexpected, gurgling anxiety and suppressed the dreary memories of selling Tomato Parmesan chicken wings by simply smiling even wider. 

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