#Talkie Toaster

[smeg-and-the-red]

please enjoy this very hastily made linocut print of everyone's favourite annoying kitchen appliance

[cheriebryantsart]

I realised I didn't upload all my Red Dwarf paintings up to Tumblr and figured I should fix that.

[beej-machinations]

Red Dwarf Text Posts 8/??

[your-fave-is-forklift-certified]

Talkie Toaster aka The Toaster from Red Dwarf is Forklift Certified!

[underwatersugery]

holly and talkie toaster friendship to me is like two elderly men who are VERY angry all the time and HATE eachother but they are also best friends and they play chess together while shouting at one another except one's a computer and the others a toaster friendship is beautiful

[marlinspirkhall]

Literally David Lister

[ID] Screenshot of a tumblr post by EvilPotato512 reads: Imagine the most serious character you know. Now imagine them getting scared by the toaster going off as they walk by. [\ID]

[ID] A GIF from Red Dwarf shows a sentient toaster talking. The captions read Given that god is infinite and the universe is also infinite, would you like a toasted tea cake? [end ID]

[awholebunchobananas]

Hi! For your art request pinned post - #4, please. :)

4. Hugging each other.

You didn’t give me the characters! That’s ok though. From the fandom I know you from, Asker, I think I can guess what you’d want to see…

lol jk jk. I really know what you wanted:

I am a firm believer in the fanon that Arnold J Rimmer has never received a real hug in his entire life.

The little hug “Ace” got on his sendoff was just that - a hug for Ace.

I wish we could’ve seen when Rimmer got back from his adventures as Ace, for whatever reason that was <: 3

[best-appliance-tournament]

Talkie Toaster is the most annoying appliance alive.

Eggbeaters are useful.

[starbuggers-for-fun]

Excuse the bad picture, but I feel Talkie Toaster is right at home on my shelf.

[smeg-and-the-red]

Next week in my bullet journal ft. everyone's favourite chirpy breakfast companion!

[goblininawig]

Smegtober Day 3: Attack

Lister attacks Talkie Toaster with lager. It's super effective. (Ink drawing)

Prompt: Attack @a-literal-toaster-wtf

[beej-machinations]

Red Dwarf Text Posts 6/?

[the-robot-bracket]

Oh no I just found this please tell me talkie toaster is here!!!!

Talkie Toaster wasn't submitted, sorry!

[pluralzalpha]

That's another bready question, isn't it?

if i answer wrong theyll fucking kill me

[queenofspeed]

I thought I'd share some doodles I did at work of various red dwarf things. They might not be entirely accurate, but it was from memory, so I'm pretty proud of them