#Talk Talks

[impostorsshow]

Since the gross creator of dandy's world was removed I can FINALLY SHARE MY DANDYS WORLD AU WHERE SHRIMPO AND TOODLES ARE FORCED FOUND FAMILY

Also pretty please read the alt descriptions thank youu

[impostorsshow]

I have a type and it's Major Character Death

[spiribia]

we do need to revisit the wording of "you can't have your cake and eat it too" because i don't think it clearly enough conveys that it's more that you can't simultaneously retain a cake and also get to consume it (which would render you cakeless). for years i was like But why not....it's my cake....?

[billskaarsgard]

Andrew Garfield talks to Elmo about grief and the passing of his mother

[mangosteen]

[yeepof]

I understand that tall men are our POV characters, but surely being like a foot taller than everyone around them would have some occasional consequences

[sexybritishllama]

it might just be because im sleep deprived from jetlag rn but this r/relationship_advice post is making me cry actual tears of laughter. i read the post at first and was like yeah pretty standard whatever but im nosey so i clicked on the drawing op linked and i was not mentally prepared for it. putting it under a read more so you can get the same experience as i did

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[impostorsshow]

FUCK BLUEBERRIES

I actually like the taste of everything on this list as far as I remember, but something about blueberries [and grapes,,and strawberries] force me to carefully inspect each little one and if there's anything off about it I can't eat that blueberry. Even if it's just cause like,one little bit of the berry is that weird soggy or is a bit deflated,it will not enter my mouth and sometimes the texture of them in my hands is too much

Idk I’m just curious. Please reblog if you want

[claesade]

okay so i work in the deli of a grocery store, yeah? and today i got this guy who came up with his two twin children, around five years old. he walks up to the counter, carrying one kid in each arm, and loudly goes "oh, no, i forgot what i wanted!" and turns to the boy in his left arm and, in a perfect blues clues style voice, goes "caleb, do you remember what i wanted?" and the boy goes "half pound of yellow cheese!"

i, obviously, say "you've got it little sir!" and slice up half a pound of yellow american cheese, handing it to the little boy, who looks it over, nods, and tucks it in his lap.

then the man goes "well, we can't just have cheese on our sandwiches. but what else can we put on there?" and the little gurl in his other arm goes "half pound of ham!" so i nod and say "yes ma'am! what kind?" and she points at a random cut of turkey, so her father nods and says "like she said, honey ham!" i cut half a pound of honey ham, hand it to the little lady, she looks it over, nods and puts it in her lap.

then the man goes "now, what should we have for the side?" and the kids both simultaneously start cheering "macking cheese!!!" and the man spins on his heel and marches off, presumably to find the macking cheese.

later, the little boy comes wandering back to the counter while his father looks on and loudly and proudly proclaims that he wants to know where the mustard is. i point him to the correct aisle, he nods, says "thank you mister deli woman" and walks away.

[impostorsshow]

More whiteboard drawings

[aquilaofarkham]

every autistic person watching this episode of dungeon meshi:

[sexygaywizard]

FUCK AMERICA HAPPY 100TH BIRTHDAY CEASAR SALAD 🇲🇽🇲🇽🇲🇽❗❗❗

[bird-prince-art]

friend made my birthday cake

[word-count-bullet-count]

I've been seeing a lot of knight posts recently. pretty great

[letsboldlygomotherfuckers]

I actually can't stop thinking about how the losing party last election dressed like vikings and tried to break into the white house and the losing party this election are sharing suicide prevention hotlines