I like to think that Miranda made one of those Battery Acid drinks you saw on TikTok in like 2020-2021. Y’know, monster energy, Gatorade, sour candy, baby bottle pop, the liquid sour stuff, five hour energy shots, etc. She nearly had a heart attack and almost gave Jesse one from stress.
Nelson, in a full body cast: What are you back in the hospital for?!
Miranda: I had the best probably radioactive drink of my life. Nearly stopped my heart tho.
Throw back to when my twin brother and I were six and were just chilling upstairs playing and shit and then we randomly decided to recreate a WWE match
So there we are, beating each other up in the upstairs foyer, somehow rolling over to the stairs and TUMBLING down (and our staircase didn’t just go straight down it was one of those staircases that turned and went another direction), me, SMACKING my head on the wall (it sounded like wood on wood ong) (brain damage era 🥰), then when we reached the bottom, my brother sliding BAREBACKED across the TILE floor
My parents were outside on the patio having a party w their friends (they didn’t find out until my brother snitched 🙄)