#Taco Bell Anon

[bear-boi-5]

imagine being one of the first objects to be brought back (say. oj or taco or whatever) - the first thing that you feel is the lingering anger at being told That you never had a life to begin with - you turn to face the host and all that gets blown away. the face that stares back at you is not the warmth that he once held, its something far more - something primal.

he *laughs* - his voice a hollow husk from what it used to be. as he swings you around, crying out that it worked it worked your home your back! something clicks in him and he puts you down - telling you to stay put, excitement in his movements as he stumbles over to something behind one of his shelves.

he pulls something out. the mangled remains of a mephone like him - its screen completely gone and its insides exposed. he gets down on his knees and rips out a dripping-chunk of it.

eat. he says, tone filled with a twisted sense of relief, you must be hungry after being in a void for so long.

(demented comatose, fun lil drabble lol)

THIS.

YES.

I have to draw a comic for this

THANK YOU ANON

[hood-ex]

I’m sorry HE DID WHAT AT 9?!?

He had to wake his little son up from a nightmare to make sure he was okay, that's what he had to do. As a good parent should.

Batman #180

[arttsuka]

Dipper eating this

[rwby-confess]

Confession #42

[td-rarepairs]

ok so with Taco Bell bathroom the thing is that Trent doesn’t get the boot on his boot episode cause he and Gwen talked earlier before the episode started like when both teams are like I don’t know sleeping, and the conversation goes like “trent I think this relationship should end cause i feel like we should stay as friends more and that spark is more of a platonic spark then a romantic one, (something like that)” and tent is like “damn maybe I was too obsessed with getting Gwen’s attention by throwing challenges, maybe I should try and come clean to my team or something, maybe I should try and win the next challenge so that Gwen knows that I have moved on from her as a romantic partner and stuff like that.” So like fast forward another rare pair is happening and that is between Gwen and Justin, Trent is trying to play matchmaker with them so he checks to see if Justin actually cares about Gwen so he like does the sneaky by stealing Harold’s weed coat(Harold smokes weed) and Harold is like “hey that’s my weed coat” and Trent is like I don’t know “you and me wan to sell crack and see if gwenstin can work or not” I just stole from the discord server that made this(I was the one who thought that trold, cause I couldn’t remember what the name was and I started to call it Taco Bell bathroom because I can’t remember name and I may have contributed to the ship all because I redrew an Sml(super Mario Logan) fanart just for fun��. That is when my hands started to slip. I started to draw Taco Bell bathroom(I love the ship it give me hope of living😊)

and I kinda made the joke that Trent and Harold make out in a Taco Bell bathroom (to justify my stupid naming conventions, I like to name ships in a weird way. I literally called Alejandro x Trent waffle house)

sorry about how long this is and for those who know spread the trold! Spread the Taco Bell bathroom! We are all trold!

from that one Taco Bell bathroom anon

I’m sorry if I miss explained anything

and sorry for the long ask

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[xoluvx]

https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZP888RrfG/

I am CRYINGGG. It's been 20 minutes, and i keep having to GASP for air 😭

wait naur like actually 😭😭

okay but .. why is it a struggle fr sometimes??

i have to finger the lid of my drinks before putting the straw in or it’ll break.. just me? 🙂 LMAO!!!!

[revolutionariess]

dont eat taco bell gelato please

what an incredibly ominous message

[thevalicemultiverse]

Me: Is the natural state of the soul quiet or chaos?

Taco Bell cashier: Look buddy, it’s transient, shifting like water.

Alice: It probably also depends a lot on the particular owner of the soul. In my experience, some souls are more inclined to quiet, and others to chaos. [looks over to where Victor and Smiler are waiting -- Victor calmly reading something on his phone, Smiler using the straws near the drink station to construct a tower] Case in point.

[gniteruirui]

🥭🥤 taco bell anon here with your mango smoothie and to tell you we wub you uwu

G i v e m e D e S m o o t h i e

[lowpawly]

mhm :3 just wraps you in a blanket so you are the true cringewrap supreme and gives you so much plushies and comfycozy items im giving you the care and comfort thru the screen i hope it transfers well im hugging you im providing you with sillieness i am trying 2 figure out how 2 draw peridot again so i can draw a thingy for u and i am putting you in the comfycoziest part of comfycozy land

AW LOL THIS IS VERY NICE yes tell me if you draw peridot for me that would be very sweet. I will try to make myself as cozy as possible lol

[bear-boi-5]

does mp4 actually reassure the.."contestants" that everythings fine after he kills another phone?

~ 🔔

Oh 100%

He tells them that "you're safe" and that "The mean man won't have you" mean man being Cobs

[tianhai03]

i hope this isnt too weird but like, i had a dream last nigth that i was at a taco bell with my brothers, and dante and leon (which were physicaly them but i just kinda knew it was you and eli) and lavie and nothing really happened unless you count waiting 3 hours for food

OMG???? YOU HAD A DREAM WHERE ME AND ELI WERE LITERALLY DANTELEON AND LAVIE WAS THERE TOO???? 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

[bisexuallsokka]

i just wanted to come here and thank wuko anon for making me go through like half of the wuko fics on ao3... i forgot how much i loved them like. 4 years ago i was completely obsessed and i was so real for that!! so yeah. thanks to them and to you for making me remember this lifechanging ship i didnt realise how much i missed them!!

isn’t it SO fun to dive into a ship you enjoyed again?? literally the best wow

[mechahero]

I don’t want to point fingers and say there’s something other than rudeness with that other anon’s comment but isn’t it weird to use the term Mary Sue for a trans male character? 🤨

//huh. hadn’t really thought about that.

[td-rarepairs]

Hear me out

Emma (reboot) and scary gril

think about it they are both like insecure people that have different ways of dealing with their emotions. Like damn I mean that is what I think but there’s the other way that being Emma fall for scary girl when scary girl kills chase (not really but like beat the shit out of) and scary girl after like sometime with Emma is like “and by the way you can call me Lauren” or something like that

Thinking about their ship name and so far I have hot topic dressing room or just hot topic

And also scary girl should be allowed to bite someone (chase) btw I don’t hate chase he like Mr beast but stupid funi

damn is making me think about an axel and Duncan frenemies. Axel bites Duncan’s arm because he stole her shovel

That damn Taco Bell bathroom anon (I need to be put down for these crack ideas)

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[h-harleybaby]

If you could kill anything completely what would it be??? I would get rid of the centipede

-The Gayest Anon🏳‍🌈😁

no idea, I don't not like anything that much ya know??

edit: actually nvm, FUCKING TACO BELL