#TWUNK BIRTH

[viewerspookyhappenings]

T as in Troy?

No, T as in Twunk 😍

[whortisolarlord]

And then Phil beat that by saying "TWUNK BIRTH"....

We love you, Phillip Lester.

[pissterdaniel]

somebody's probably pointed this out already

but the seed or rather oats had been planted for a while on this one

source

[detective-dipstick]

phil is so inspiring. maybe I'm a twunk.

*nearly passes out getting out of bed*

[obssessed-and-proud]

ben after getting off the island

[makeallthewindowsglass]

Happy birthday to Phil and here’s a edit I made 5 years ago (only edit I made tbh) of pinof 10 and dnp’s favorite karaoke song pls enjoy

[ditzytwinks]

love that phil confronted with dans accusation of twink death is to claim skill issue

[repairpasta]

so we're all familiar with the concept of twink death right? so what's the average lifespan of a twink

[gunkbaby]

shuu tsukiyama twink propaganda we hate to see it

[pisscreant]

the men in my friend group keep worrying about their "twink deaths" as if they're not getting hotter and hotter the more grizzled and mature that they get

[theseimmortalsouls]

i knew phil would go blonde i just didn't know when

[blumineck]

What is an archer twunk like you doing on tumblr.com?

What am I doing here? I was always here...

I have seen memes rise and fall. I have witnessed the birth of legends, and I have seen them burn in the fires of the sun they strove to touch. Under my watchful eye, nine became ten, the angel met the hunter. I watched their alliance carve great swathes over the memescape, invading everything they touched, before fading into memory.

I have seen the colour of the sky, and felt the pain of a million locked hearts as the great detective waned with each passing season.

Yet I was not content to observe. I too sought to touch that incandescent orb. I have made such posts as could cause a grown man to shrivel into his own skeleton at the recollection of the ignorance of youth. Here I first felt the heady pull of 10 notes, the righteous fury of one wronged by a stranger, and the abiding shame of a stranger called out for wrongs of his own.

What am I doing here?

This place is my home. It has shaped me, moulded me. It has twisted my perception in ways that I cannot reverse, though I have travelled far, and witnessed much that is otherwise.

And now, having found some small measure of recognition, I return to the fold, bringing the skills and knowledge of far off places- gifts to educate and amuse, to quench as-yet-unknown thirsts. And you ask me: what am I doing here?

I'm doing what I've always done. I'm just better at it now.

(Also, some of y'all said you wanted to watch my videos without needing to get tiktok, so I thought I might as well post them here before someone else did)

[notsosaucystuff]

Some important phannie vocabulary and phrases (in alphabetical order):

Words:

Babuse

Bub/Bubby

Bob

Capital£ester

Crafties

Craft/Crafting

Dab

Dad

Dalien

Danosaur

Delia Smith

Doot

Eliza

Emo

Erica

Evan

Fetus

Glabella

Gloryhole

Glue

Gnu

Hiatus

Lad/Lads

Ladydoor

Lesbian

Lexicon

Lion

Literally

Llama

Maltesers

Melapples

Microwave

Muse

Nuki

Onomatopoeia

Pancakes

Phan

Phandom

Phass

Phivorce

Phol

Phouse

Placenta

Protip

Ranch

Ribena

Sim/Sims

Slit

Soulmates

Susan

Tabitha

Tit

Tour

Twink

Twunk

Uma Thurman

Whisk

Whiskers

Yap/Yapping

Yee

Phrases:

All or nothing

Art is important

Breaking the sound barrier

Companions through life

Dip and Pip

Don't cry, craft

Do you know what a genre is?

Editing tips

"Embrace the void and have the courage to exist"

Forever home/Phorever home

Girl in Prague

Glory hole

Heart eyes Howell

Hello, my name is [Dan]

Help me Dad

Hey buddy, you in London?

Hobbit hair

It hits different

Love eyes Lester

Lying makes you go to hell

Mirror Butt

Passenger Princess

Phil trash #1

Ranch metaphor

Reasons why Dan's a fail (yay)

Red Hot Phil

Right in the Florida

"Open wide for Captain Lester!"

Soft and neat

Something something night changes

Square hair

The builders

"This guy"

"This is the most fun I've ever had"

Tops only bar

Try new things

Twink Death

Twunk Birth

We're here, we're queer, and we're filled with existential fear

"What can I say?"

Inserts:

Get the [Insert noun] out for the lads

"Here's the thing about [Insert noun]"

I'm at the cluuuuub, I need [Insert noun], but in a sexy way

Ph-[Insert almost anything]

The [Insert noun] fic

You will get through this [Insert noun]

[Insert literally anything]-ussy

We saw you from across the [insert noun] and liked your vibe

Other:

2009

2012

2019

2022

2023

🧡 (orange heart emoji)

Please leave additional words and/or phrases in the notes or tags and I will have them to the list! <3

Last updated: July 18, 2024

[momhowell]

scientifically speaking THIS is phil's twunk birth...twunks are known to take 4-5 months to fully develop before they molt their chrysalis

[ninjawitdaddyissues]

do yall see the arm muscle definition, jaw line, neck tendons..... is this..... twunk birth???

[l1tw1ck]

May I request FTM bottom Bruce Wayne(Christian Bale) fucking the pool boy (Twunk Top Masc Reader)? Kinda like an 80s porno where Bruce invites the reader for a drink and comes onto him then they fuck

Can you do Age Gap (readers in his 20s), Making out, missionary, sir kink and possibly creampie, please? But Bruce is on birth control

Pool Boy

↳ bottom ftm bruce wayne x top masc reader

AFAB Language Used

CW: Age Gap, Making Out, Sir Kink, Creampie

It was a normal day, you were cleaning Bruce Wayne's pool for an insane amount of money as per usual. Once you finish, you'd inform Bruce and then be on your way, but this time is different. This time, he invited you for a drink.

He'd been wanting to do this for a while, always watching you while you work on his pool. He fantasizes about how you'd fuck him when he has time to himself, fingering his wet cunt to the idea of it all

You're not quite sure how you ended up fucking Bruce Wayne but here you are, fucking your rich boss in missionary. He's over 10 years older than you but that clearly didn't stop either of you.

"You- you feel so good, sir-" You groan, groping his chiseled chest. Bruce smirks and wraps his arms around your neck, pulling you into a messy kiss. You're still amazed at the fact that Bruce Wayne of all people wanted you in his bed, inside of him. You kiss him like you've been starved of his taste, fucking into his wet warmth like you've been deprived of his pussy.

You pull away from his lips, moving to press kisses against his jaw and neck. You move down to his chest and kiss his nipple before licking it. You can feel him practically sucking you in, a sure sign he's about to come. Bruce rolls his head back, moaning in pleasure. It only takes a few more seconds for him to have an orgasm, walls fluttering around you.

"I'm close–" You warn, about to pull out. Bruce wraps his legs around you in protest.

"Inside." Bruce commands. Your cheeks grow hot at the idea of coming inside him.

"Are you sure?" You ask.

Bruce nods. "It's safe, come inside~" He reassures you. That's all you need to hear. You start jackhammering into his sensitive cunt, spurred on by his words. Bruce doesn't mind, his moans are enough proof of that.

Your thrusts slow down to a halt as you reach your climax, hot spurts of cum entering Bruce's insides. He grins dreamily from the feeling.