#TO MOLD

[scleroticstatue]

I'M SO MAD MY STRAWBERRIES ARE MOLDY I BOUGHT THEM TWO DAYS AGO WHY CAN I NOT EAT FRUIT HERE

[feefal]

Physically pains me to work on bigger pieces because my nut sized brain hates stuff that takes longer than a day (but I think miss dead merm over here will be worth it)

[sreegs]

hey it's me black mold. thanks for running your window air conditioner all summer. whatever you do, do not regularly clean the removable filter. that's not necessary

you should also never ever unplug the air conditioner and stick a flashlight in the vent that blows air to see if we're in there. it's very bad, that place should not be checked

and whatever you do, if you've already made the mistake of unplugging it, don't remove it from the window for cleaning if possible. and whether it's possible to remove the unit or not, don't carefully disassemble the front panel, document where the screws go and plastic bits go, and open up the vent more to be able to get into it easily

as black mold, i'm an expert on this. you should heed my warnings: now, if you've somehow made the mistake of doing all of the above, you should not use warm water and dish soap to CLEAN the inside of the vent thoroughly. DON'T ever use a bottle brush to get into the hard to reach places. and certainly don't rinse and dry the cleaned area before carefully putting it back together

there's nothing wrong with us, black mold. we don't cause or exacerbate breathing conditions like asthma or other illnesses. it's cool, we're cool

furthermore, if you're capable of removing the window unit, DONT take a hose with the same soapy water and wash the portion of the window unit that sits outside the window and is therefore weatherproofed.

whatever you do, don't allow the air conditioner to dry before plugging it back in and turning it on again

and if you have a central air conditioner, you will definitely never ever consult a manual or sources online to perform a similar cleaning procedure on the cooling unit outside.

lastly, if you're physically unable to do the things we (the black mold) warned you not to do above, you should never ever ask someone to help you or hire a service to do it.

[karda]

i miss science class bro. we dont put things under microscopes as much as we should

[whydidisavethistomyphone]

The JK Rowling black mold saga

[thefloatingstone]

My friend posted this to the group chat and I laughed at it for like 5 minutes straight

[weezeryuri]

[kisses you tenderly on the lips while holding you like my lover] don’t eat any food with mold on it even if you cut the moldy part off ok?

[hexcolour]

[lunaticalis]

Having an argument in the server. I need to prove I am not insane for putting sliced sandwich bread/white bread/loaf whatever do u call this 🍞 in the freezer.

[crumb-crumblet-s-crumbington]

wintersberg i drew during a stream

[vangoghcore]

by dashaplesen

[sweatermuppet]

being in your 20s is not about love or education or careers. it is about constantly being exposed to mold & being greatly fatigued from it

[feefal]

Baked with love, doomed for compost :’(

[heraxic]

mold family returns. shopping trip

[png-magician]

[lazylittledragon]

more t4t steddie because it turns out it wasn't the black mold and i'm still deranged