#TJIS IS INCREDIBLE

[sophiasaysplease]

Yes I am very puppy , but a pet much like that spoiled dog georgette from Oliver and company

Oh you want me to roll over and do tricks? Of course you do because I'm adorable and you love me and I'm literally the best and cutest puppy ever. I do deserve all the treats and pets, obviously.

[dogramagraa]

wheenever i fixate on something i have to make every single song i listen to somehow related to iy

[lanayrru]

incredibly endearing that zelink are implied to live together and yet zelda made sure to have a secret little room to herself to decompress like "yeah i love him to bits, yeah we have a trauma-bond so strong you would not believe. but also i need a hole in the ground where i can read in peace. no he can’t know about it. no i don’t mind if there’s frogs."

[mortysmith]

Im dead. Lol

[stuck-in-the-ghost-zone]

@intertexts

[born2b-beheaded]

Not to sound like a tiktok msi fan but SEVEN MINUTES IN HEAVENN IS ALL THAT I NEED WHEN I GET WITH HIM

[saucerfulofsins]

Guess what just fell on my head again :)

[continuousmeowing]

can we have a moment of silence for my old computer with her grime and cool stickers and fucked up cursor and screen that kept falling off.

[elibeeline]

Ive nosedived into the harry potter fandom and you're all going to hear about it

[bixiaoshi]

[ardate]

I'm detonating at this. What the hell. Absolutely breathtaking.

Last Artfight attack for my friend @birbwell

The watching angel

[theproperweirdo]

Okay, after an embarrassing amount of time skimming dialogue and the internet I think I figured out the Lord thing.

Now I think you’re absolutely correct in assuming Bryon is teasing Lorsan because Lorsan hates being called ‘Lord’, however I do genuinely think Lorsan counts as a Lord. Just not by the definition you’re thinking of.

Now I did quick actually have a conversation about Lorsan’s lore with you a while ago. I’m gonna attach a screenshot below cus it’s partially relevant (and to save you the scrolling because it’s already kinda buried rip)

(bare with me, this is super long. I know I’m yappy)

To start Lorsan is 100% still considered a prodigy in Journey. When you first encounter Bryon in the dark forest we get the following dialogue -

And when prompted with “Do you also possess wind whispering ability?” (Yea the grammar isn’t great in this game)

And later on we get -

(Wandering Tangent time: It isn’t actually stated that Lorsan flunked in school. Now I can definitely see where that comes from since the Jade Academy quest with him reveals he absolutely *HATED* his school years. In one of the dialogue sections of that quest he outright says he never listened in class and instead learns everything he needs to know from traveling in the dark forest. So he was definitely still super smart just a terrible student lmao

I would also like to throw out a personal anecdote and say that as someone who did well in school when I was younger I also absolutely hated school. When school is easy it gets incredibly boring and to me it makes sense that Lorsan’s not the type to sit in one place for too long with nothing to do. Not a super important tidbit but I think it adds character :3 )

Now you’re probably asking: where tf are you going with this? Good question! I have never once claimed to concise, apologies.

So Lorsan is smart and considered to be way above his peers in regards to wind whispering, what the hell does that have to do with the ‘Lord’ thing?

He definitely doesn’t own land and he definitely isn’t of noble lineage, but I would like to introduce you to this specific definition of the word lord:

Lorsan is a lord cus he’s just really good at his job lmao. To bring back the earlier dialogue he’s “specifically renowned for his mastery in wind whispering”. So there you have it! He’s shown mastery in a field and great power as a magical prodigy and Bryon will not let him live it down. Ever.

TJIS IS SO CUTE AND FUNNY 😭😭 and I think it makes sense! I compliment the references, especially cause Dialoge can be tricky to pull or find. (Lorsan is a prodigy in windwhispering but is easily distracted and can’t sit still… ADHD Lorsan real)

Imagine Bryon being fed up with Lorsan’s gloating and going “my apologies, Lord of the wind 😐😐 goodness, I should not have questioned the great and intellectual lord of the wind 😐😐 I’m so sorry my lord 🤦🤦” considering Lorsan is annoyed enough that he tells him to stop also means this has been a long term thing 💀 I might have to draw this out as a comic

[moon-ayyye]

Thank god you're not american. Tjis Christian countey doesn't need any more retarded foreigners. We should put all of you in cages

I’m not even religious but it’s fucking incredible how so many 'Christians' don't know the first fucking thing about the Bible. It very clearly outlines welcoming and treating foreigners.

Exodus 22:21: Do not mistreat foreigners, remembering that you were once foreigners in Egypt

Leviticus 19:33-34: Treat foreigners as you would your own citizens, and love them as you love yourself

Deuteronomy 10:18-19: Love foreigners, and remember that you were once foreigners in Egypt

Zechariah 7:9: Show kindness and mercy to foreigners, and do not oppress them

Numbers 15:16: Treat foreigners as you would Israelites, because God considers all people the same

Deuteronomy 27:19: Cursed is anyone who deprives a foreigner of justice

Malachi 3:5: The Lord will testify against those who set foreigners aside

Genesis 23:4: Give foreigners property to bury their dead

[fluffallamaful]

Put c!Dream in this 🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏

He'd look so badass!! So cool and majestic and super intimidating!!!!! (no other reason to put him in this obviously)

-emmadoodlewrites

AHHHHHHHHW WHSHHXUSHWJXUCYSUDUCUDE

TJI YHIS THIS THIS THIS

ok yes first off; he would look incredible in this. absolutely. like with the cargo pants everyone draws him in? and possibly cropped green hoodie?? he’d look absolutely incredible 🙌��

buttttt ohhhhh the tickle potential is insaneeeeeee 😵‍💫🫠😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫😮😵‍💫🫠 omgggg. i need to go through it step by step;

tummy: we’ll start obvious because HELLOOO!!?!! the lower belly just being thErE?? the centred belly button?? it’s just BEGGing for raspberries holy crap. like imagine raspberries and nibbles?? and finger skitters and compliments about how cute his tummy blush is?? and comments about how his tummy is so exposed and how it can’t escape and how it’s jumping for joy and that they can practically see his butterflies wuth how much his tummy is quivering whahHHHHHHHHH

back: yes we’re going to talk about the lower sides of the beck. you’ve done this to yourself. you’ve given dream a glitch spot there and it is exposed and there ready to be tickled. again,,, raspberries and nibbles are a must. like if someone has him pinned down on his belly? the idea of him sinking into some soft grass and pounding weakly at the ground coz he’s getting raspberries on his bare back and he “cahahant mohohohove!!”

sides: skitters and prods and squeezes. particularly if his arms are held out of the way and they’re all taut. they’re just THERE. they’re their and READY. gosh just imagine him being caught in a behind hug during a manhunt 🥺

armpits: AHHHHHHHH AND ITS LIKE a bit of the chest as well?????? like the absolute perfect spot for a poke attack??? like rapid fire pokes that make him all giggly?? the armpits are also just out. and would be even more so if someone were holding his arms up 🙌🏼

collarbones: NIBBLES. NIBBLES AND PRODS AND RASPBERRIES. also feathers?? i think feathers could work for literally all of these spots. the new minecraft brush as well 🤤

neck: NIBBLES. sO MaNY. nibbles and raspberrries while the ler kneads into his stomach and sides >>>>

ohhh gosh i couldn’t have asked for a better clothing article to work withhh 😭

[poetlus]

LIVV HIII!! just a quick drop by to congratulate you on 250!! I'm so so sorry this is late, but school's got me in a whirlpool lately, so</3

BUT ANYWAYYY CONGRATSS MY LOVE OMG THAT'S SO EXCITING???? and in only a few months too, YOU'RE AMAZING?? you deserve each and everyone of the followers, likes, reblogs, and replies you get on your posts because you're just too good 🙇🏻‍♀️ you're fr one of the people I admire a lot on this platform!! please keep doing what you do and never doubt yourself, hmkay? cause trust me you'll do great no matter what 🙋🏻‍♀️ always always be yourself too!! and never ever let anyone else tell you otherwise, because you're YOU!! and the ever you that you ever will be is beautiful, talented, and amazing<33

I'll be sending requests for the event a little later, but I wanted to congratulate you first!! I hope you're doing well!! don't stress yourself out with all the requests for both the event and your other writings<3 SENDING LOVE KISSES AND HUGS ALL JUST FOR YOU, MWAH!!

frans… FRANS.. I CANT DO TJIS!!!!! i have so much love for you its insane. this was INCREDIBLY sweet and i am so thankful for you ☹️☹️ ily so bad im kissing you on the mouth

[basil-from-omori]

OH NOOOO i'm sorry i didn't mean for it to come off that way! D: here's a frog i met recently to make up for it my friend

IT IS 100 PERCENT OK I FREL LIKE TODAY IS LIKE AUTISMAXXING OR SOMETHIGN😭😭tjis is so incredible oh man. the green looks liek moss. the camouflagemaxxer