Had to switch to a thockier keyboard for tonight’s smut writing environment <3
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guess who just achieved thock (basically nirvana) on his keyboard
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Make the white lady hold the soulflaying mace from that garfield comic
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Anyway I love pathetic boys who whimper and have hips that I can dig my nails into. If you look like this, my exact coordinates are
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what the hell why cant i post an entire post under a read more on mobile. rude
been a minute since ive been with my partner and i was going down on them and i was so focused i didn’t even know they came. they had to tell me to stop i was so deep in the moment i didn’t realize i had a mouthful of cum
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my favorite set of socks officially all have holes in them and it feels like losing a brother or something
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in case you're wondering what im getting into these days, the answer is mechanical keyboards, and this was initially as a disability support mobility aid type thing because my fingers are really fucked up, but now im actually unironically getting into them and let me tell you: never do that. mechanical keyboards are a mistake. if you want a mechanical keyboard go to someone you know who is into mechanical keyboards and make them build you one or pick the ideal one for you and then never, ever do any research into it do not spend your money on this get someone else to do it for you and pay them to do it because i guarantee they'll say yes
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break my nose and call me King Paimon ig
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autistic culture is not getting enough sleep bc your gremlin brain won't let you stop researching the best keycaps to buy
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been watching a lot of keyboard vids again and that re-spurred my interest, so have some more asmr of my board. i thought this would be my end-game keeb (how naive of me, thinking that my first keyboard would be my end-game keyboard) because i achieved thock, but now im searching for true Cream. ah, for another day.
also sorry if u hear a background sound my tablet sucks at recording audio
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the punkest thing you can do is suck they/them cock
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My adjusted mandoorhandhookcardoor's per minute typing speed is 14
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Well, the ants decided to have a colony inside my mech keyboard.
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I despise that saying "we should be nice to each other generally" is a hot take nowadays.
"BUT WHAT ABOUT BIGO-" be nice goes for everyone if they aren't being nice we as a society should have full permission to beat them up
"Well What Is Being Nice Though, On A Conceptual Level?" being cool and kind and nice is defined as not bein an ass to ppl if they aren't harming anyone doy
"but I think this entire category of person is actually harmful inherently by existing" shut the fuck up hey guys we can beat up this one Finally some action On it Boss Lady say my two henchmen, Thussy and Thock as they walk over and start beating you up
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dedicating my life to shitposting on lex
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