#THO THE 3 DEFENSE

[hinamie]

there's no furbish word for dilf :( sad :(

[puppppppppy]

axolotl

[lunabug2004]

Every character should thank the hell out of Mike Wheeler for making the Hive Mind connection back in s2.

They way they rely on that discovery so heavily... I'm telling ya'll without Mike, everyone would be dead 1000 times over!

[mcytegg]

i miss ro so im gonna start coming up w random, silly hcs for him :D

↪ building off of how his most recent logins involved him being at mapey's castle, i hc that he basically lives in the castle and zam's spawn house. the only time he ever rly goes back to the sticklers base is when Both of "his" spawn houses are blown up so during the spawn war he basically hid away at His Team's Actual Base until zam's house & mapicc's castle were rebuilt

↪ zam and mapicc dont live in their spawn houses at all but yk they go there regularly enough so theyre more than aware that ro lives there LOL, to the point that zam made sure to send a message ro's way after his house at spawn was rebuilt after the big fight to let him know it was rebuilt ^-^

↪ tho thinking abt it, i think ro living at spawn would have once made zam happy in the beginning bc it was somewhere that could be considered Roshambogames and Planetlord Safe, but it eventually become a source of extreme stress for him bc w how much spawn is eventually threatened and blown up, he'd constantly be worried abt them being collateral

↪ actually im adding planet alongside ro in "basically lives in the zam spawn house (unless its blown up)" bc i dont think ive seen them anywhere that Wasnt spawn LMFAO its a community house atp sry zam, tho tbh thats not even far off from how it actually was when zam had villagers in that house LOL

↪ omg ash basically lives at his Own spawn house too before basically moving in w squiddo at the FOCUS base (...until its blown up as well ToT)....is this 4/5 lalas 🤖🤖🤖— //shot

↪ my hcs so i can do what i want, SO. drastics!!! sometimes when zam visits his spawn house or the mapicc castle, ro will drag him into being a glorified pillow bc zam is always busy and so very stressed that ro likes to force him to spend time w him knowing its unlikely he'll relax otherwise

↪ i have more to say but its 4 am and im suddenly terribly sleepy so maybe ill yap some more when i wake up LOL

[rearranging-deck-chairs]

clara voice: is that what i look like from the back?

[urfavoritemistake]

ford writing in his journal

[bodypillowsam]

[dreamychaika]

decided to randomly finish a very silly animatic i haven't touched since october 2022

[lab-trash]

House gives off the vibes that if Wilson fell asleep on his shoulder (whether they're in a relationship or not) he would get very confused and angry-flustered.

Like, he just wouldn't know what to do. And if anyone were to pass by and see it, he'd be very defensive, but he'd also make sure they don't wake up Wilson.

[robo-dino-puppy]

horizontober 2023 | 1: favorite machine (WATCHERS!)

[dakrisart]

Not much time at the moment, so have a few doodles (TKKG and American Dragon)

[lepusrufus]

Vesta is a hypocrite first and a warlock second

[im-smart-i-swear]

putting these fucks in situations deliberately designed to make them miserable<3 yay<3

[u3pxx]

Oh jeez, I dunno, cootchie eyes are like the 🥺 emoji kinda??? All big and extra sparkly! (it definitely CAN be suggestive, but I didn't mean it like that!)

ANON I AM SO SORRY FOR MISUNDERSTANDING YOUR EARLIER ASK, MY BRAIN CONNECTED THE DOTS JUST NOW DFGDHJDK

"ohh 'cootchie' as in like 'cootchie-coo' and not 'cootchie' as in. the other thing that i thought it was accidentally misspelled as" DFGHD 😭😭😭😭😭

pls accept this little birdy as my apology DGHJFGF

[the-stove-is-divorced]

I'm sorry you were hit by a car???

HA, I forget people can see my tags. To make a long story short, yeah, but luckily with no major injuries! I was young enough that going to the hospital/doctor was my parents' decision and they just kinda didn't? Don't know why! Got hit on saturday, went to school that monday! Which is crazy. I don't even have a scar, which is also crazy. Mf got me from behind so I couldn't even stare them down ominously (a habit of mine I carry to this day, Just In Case), so my face could haunt their nightmares if they killed me, but the driver had a kid in the car who didn't blink the entire time. I'm sure I became a Significant Memory in their young psyche! Longer story short, driver drove me back home, mom was hysterical, blah, blah, blah, I'm still alive. By now the thing's hilarious to me, not so much to literally anyone else ┐(シ)┌