#THJS ISNT FUNNY
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ok u guys i am in DESPERATE situatio
n i found a fic that looks really interestinf right it was koios something something leto something somethinf it was called runs in tye family or something i dont remember any of the other tags and before i can like the post promotimg it my wifi goes out and the page refreshes!!!!!1!! so im begging u guys.,...help me hunt it cuz i have SCOURANGED ao3 and cannot find it
#THJS ISNT FUNNY#percy jackon and the olympians#koios#leto#EAAUHHDHSHJS#ao3#KILL MEEEGDGF#wait was it koios or krios errmfmfff#im bad with names fuck#uhhhhh u know the one im talking about#that one#letos dad#percy jackson and the olympians#pjo#toa#hoo#tagginf all of them cuz it was a pjo fic i think or maybe it was just a general greco one#pjo hoo toa#^^ refering to prior tags ughhhj its uhhh twins grandpa that titan
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how is multishipper not the default. why is it more normal to get jealous on behalf of fictional characters
#i mean thjs light heartedly btw#an i mean like. obvipusly nothing wrong w not being multishipper or whatever i jus think its funny#that imagining staunch monogomy for a guy who isnt real is the default#i mean. this is maybe just an extension of my opinion that polyamory should b the default#and monogamy can be like a different thing to do if u want
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You probably get this a lot but I love Parsley so much
not as often as you'd think considering it still comes as a surprise every time i receive messages like this. it's been 3 years and it still baffles me whenever people express interest in them, moreso when people i don't personally know recognize them in art & are excited to see them because for me they're like. this oc that maybe 5 of my friends are aware of that i sometimes become annoying about, so i'm truly very grateful. thank you very much for liking them :)
please enjoy this image of parsley (real!) next to my tomato sprouts
#salt talks#i have so much random art of them that i feel awkward posting in bulk because like. hey its me. talking about this thing again. as always#but you know. getting there. trying to be self indulgent and all#i made that doll 2 years ago i think but its still kind of unfinished. planned to give them a proper coat like the one i draw them in and#everything. they also need all of their bones replaced. isnt thjs a funny sentence. i love doll making
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its always crazy seeing posts like these on ig reels/yt shorts because theyre such very tumblr specific posts like ofc there are ppl online who were on tumblr then but not anymore who can laugh at them but like i cannot imagine thats the majority at this point lol.
#this isnt the best example but like ive seen posts referencing very tumblr specific events etc that ik didnt make it outsids thjs site/are#jokes abt the site themselves and its alwyas so funny to me. is that reaching your target audience
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I dont. *want* to close my inbox on main. But if people dont stop telling me to kms, or being fucking weird, im gonna have to
But id miss the silly messages i get :(
Maybe ill just turn anon off, im just so sick of it
#I dont respond unless i can make it funny#But usually its like. Not funny#So i kinda dont?#Did on here bc it was like girl WHAT#Lmao#Mm#Oh well#Thjs isnt about the ask i just got btw i dont mind people using me to help their insecurities i guess#It just reminded me of this
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*magically turns into a bunny*
DI Leon Kennedy X Bunny! Male Reader
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Authors note: The horny police came for me. Also expect a lot of hybrid shots.
Summary: Leon is in need of a vacation and wants to spend more time with his bunny boyfriend, perhaps start his vacation with some welcome home sex?
Warnings: Fluff, backstory, mentions of Jill and Carlos, death island spoilers-ish, NSFW, MDNI 18+ only, kissing, dirty talk, pet names, collars, mentions of heats, sensual sex, Leon’s a tease, more romantically sex then rough, reader is a hybrid rabbit, rabbit traits, bunny ears and tail.
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Leon wasn’t kidding when he said that he needed a vacation.
After the events of Alcatraz and going against Maria and Dylan, Leon knew that he needed a break from everything to at least get some time on his own before Hunnigan finds him another mission to take.
Once they were picked up from the island and flown back out, he returned back home with the rest of the others, making it to the airport in one piece as the all board off. Leon had already told Hunnigan that the minute he lands home he won’t be accepting any missions since his vacation starts now. Jill had reunited with Carlos an ex-umbrella agent who’s she’s been seeing for awhile now, while Chris and Claire had each other.
Leon didn’t really expect anyone to wait for him at the airport since he actually never told anyone that he would be home early. Before he could leave he’s invited out for some drinks by Jill, waving him over while the others wait for him only for him to turn down their offer.
“Leon S. Kennedy turning down a drink?” Said Chris while chuckling, “Are you still infected?”
Leon shakes his head with a laugh. “No infected, Rebecca cleared me up.” He responds back, holding his duffel bag in his left hand while he slows walks backwards and away from the others. “Besides, I’ve got somewhere to be.” He adds on, eager to get home while he gives everyone a smile, leaving them all confused and asking themselves why Leon was so eager to leave.
No one would have thought that Leon had a partner waiting for him back at home. After everything that he’s been through, no one would think that he would find someone that he would settle down with or perhaps devote his time too due to him being busy with the work and the amount of things that he goes through a daily bases.
After the events in China, Leon had given up on chasing after Ada, chasing after someone who he knew he couldn’t have and finally made the choice to move on with someone who he could actually have a possible future with. Imagine his surprise when he ends up finding a special experiment during one of his missions.
He was assigned to locate an old lab that belonged to umbrella searching for classified information that could help them for any future bio weapons that they were to stumble upon only to find a special experiment locked away in the deeps of the lab. Leon didn’t expect himself to find someone there alive still, but when he took a good look at the lab he noticed how recent the technology was used and the different types of medicine and chemicals that were used.
He had reports back to Hunnigan, letting her know that the lab he was assigned to search was still being used and had found someone still alive. He thought he had stumbled upon another dangerous bio weapon only to find a man with animal characteristics chained up to a wall, looking very malnourished and thin. What caught Leon’s attention was the pair of rabbit ears on his head along with a tail that peaked out from underneath his shirt and pants that he wore.
Leon had freed him that day and took him back to base where Rebecca exams the man and get further medical attention. Both Hunnigan and Leon were able to search through the files under the lab and found various files under the name Project Zero giving them further information about the hybrid that lied asleep in their own lab. Turns out that the man wasn’t entirely human since he was first found but a rare hybrid that hid from society, taken from his home at a young age only to be experimented on for who knows how long.
They kept the hybrid a secret in order to keep him safe until they found out more about his species and where he came from. When the hybrid first woke up he was in shock and panic, destroying the lab and fighting back whenever someone approached him. Leon had stepped in to help only to be caught by surprise when the hybrid jumped into his arms, holding onto him tightly and not letting go. The agent himself was in shock by the sudden move.
It wasn’t until later that he finds out that the hybrid felt safer around him since he remembers him rescuing him from the lab and taking him out of that awful place. Rebecca was able to check up on the hybrid without any issues due to Leons presence in the room and from then on it took time for them to find out more about the hybrid and finally getting him to talk and to give them his name.
Y/n was able to tell them everything from the time he was take to the time that he was rescued by Leon. He was very young when he was taken along with his family. Being experimented on and losing everyone but himself, due to him being the youngest the scientist kept him alive the longest in order to see how he grew and developed with time.
Even though Y/n was able to tell them very little he still held a fear of being used by them and closed up every few days. They knew that they couldn’t keep the hybrid locked inside a lab forever, triggering his traumas whenever he was around the room it wasn’t until Leon volunteered to take care of him, getting Hunnigan to find him a secluded area for the both of them in order to grant the rabbit a bit of freedom without society knowing about him just yet.
When Hunnigan found them a place to stay for both Leon and Y/n for the time being until they were able to figure out more about his species and with the time that Leon and Y/n’s spent alone in the cabin he was able to find out more about the hybrid, reporting back to Hunigan and letting her be know that Y/n reacted in the same manner as a rabbit.
He had a great sense of smell, hearing, very calm and of course, faster than Leon whenever they went on runs together. His ears were sensitive to him along with his tail, having to cut holes in all of the clothes that Leon got for him. He also discovered that even though Y/n was a rabbit he was able to tolerate meat and not always relied on vegetables only eating small amounts of it before focusing back on something he can eat without any problems.
The one things that Leon never reported back to Hunnigan due to embarrassment was Y/n’s heat.
It started off with Leon’s shirts going missing, surprising the man whenever he opened his drawer or closet only to notice the shortage of clothes. He ignored it at first and simply bought himself more clothes.
The next was how much the rabbit was eating, finishing his plate rather quickly and getting seconds without needing to ask. Leon told himself that he was perhaps getting adjusted to getting proper meals again due to the amount of time he was locked away and fed very little.
The breaking point was when he noticed how close and affectionate Y/n was being towards him. He was either leaning in close to him whenever they would watch a movie together or would find the rabbit in his bed the next morning, curled up to his side without a care. That’s when Leon looked into his behavior only to find out that it all pointed towards the hybrids heat, knowing that its something that rabbit have all year round, but for Y/n it was only every few months.
Leon never reported back to Hunnigan the things he did that night with the hybrid the way he sounded and the way that Y/n’s back would arch whenever Leon fucked into him. The agent knew that he should have said something, but didn’t.
Ever since then the two have grown closer, deepening the bond that he had with Y/n until he was finally off the hook.
The Hybrid stayed with Leon after 3 years the two have gotten closer than ever and knew each other like the back of the hand. Leon needed someone that he could talk too that he can come home too whenever he completed a mission instead of coming home to an empty house full of silence.
When Leon arrived home from the airport and stepped inside his home he’s greeted by a faint smell of his favorite food being cooked along with some music playing. His lips twitch into a faint smile as he sets his bag down and closed the door behind him and makes his way towards the kitchen where he finds his little bunny cooking.
He’s humming along with the music while stirring the pot the smell of various different spices that he’s cooking blinding his sense that he doesn’t notice the familiar scent that belonged to Leon until his floppy ears perked up when he hears the sound of his familiar heartbeat causing him to turn around in surprise.
“Leon!”
He turns the heat down and rushed over to Leon, hugging the man and smiling widely as Leon returns the gesture and chuckled. “I’m back…” He breaths out tiredly, clearly jet lagged from the long flight back home.
“You said you wouldn’t be back until next week.”
Leon chuckled. “I finished earlier than I thought.” His fingers brushed against Y/n’s check, holding him close before leaning down to capture his lips into a soft kiss when the kiss is returned he doesn’t stop himself to deepen it. Y/n can feel Leon’s hand trail down his back and pull him closer he tries to break away from the kiss, but Leon keeps leaning in. “Leon..the food…” he’s able to breath out between kisses only for Leon to guide them towards the stove, reaching over to turn the knob off.
“Food can wait.” Leon finally says then went on to remove his jacket and Y/n swore he was salivating at the sight of the man’s broad shoulders and biceps now out in better view. His shirt clung well to his form and made his waist look smaller and his torso bigger and god, Y/n was about to hyperventilate. “Missed you while I was gone, missed the way you feel against me.” Leon had mumbled out, lips hovering over his as he guides him towards the living room, hands on his hips while he walks them over.
“Finally got that vacation, told Hunnigan that if she needs someone for a job she will have to bother someone else.”
Y/n whimpered, unsure what to do or say next. “Y—you—we-“
The man pounced.
Leon’s arm shot out to pin him against the large couch, getting the hybrid to gasp in surprise by his sudden strength. His ears falling back against his head while he stares up at Leon who towered over him. His skin on fire, with his back pressed straight against the couch underneath him and his insides burning for anything to happen. He could already feel his thoughts officially turn to mush and his instincts just come alive with want, please, want, want, want.
Y/n hadn’t been aware he would be so desperate for something like this after Leon’s return. He’s handled longer missions and never felt such way until now. His head was light, almost to the point of dizzy, as he found himself looking up at Leon. “Look at you, baby. You’re so ready for me. You’ve been starving for this for some time, hm?”
“Y-Yes.” Y/n groaned, face growing hot in embarrassment as Leon got closer to him, one large hand reaching down to his thighs. Leon can only smirk, leaning down close in order to continue teasing his rabbit. “Eager I see, want me to fuck you?” Y/n could moan like a dying man, “Yes.” He can feel Leon’s hands trailing down his legs, eyes roaming down his body.
The agent can only chuckle by Y/n’s squirming, knowing how much he missed and craved for the hybrid as he slips his hand underneath his shirt, fingers exploring his chest and stomach until his thumb grazed over his nipple. “I’m going to make you feel good, back blowing--”
“Leon!” Y/n whines out in desperation.
Leon chuckled and blew against his ear, “Let me finish, baby.”
Y/n was about to cry.
“I’m going to make sure that our neighbors are able to hear you from here, let them know that you are all mine and how much I missed the tight little hole of yours.” Leons hand founds its way between the hybrids legs, cupping him over the shorts he wore while his middle finger stroked over his entrance.
“P-Please.” Y/n whimpers out while fighting back a moan from escaping past his lips. “You’re cute when you beg.” Said Leon and the hybrid is quick to know what he wants, knowing that he won’t do anything until he hears him beg for it.
“Please…j-just fuck me. Please. Fuck me. God, Leon, please, please. Want you. Please!” He could paw at Leons pants if he didn’t feel like it would be too much effort to try and move. “Ok, baby, whatever you want.” And then he gripped Y/n and hoisted him up pressing himself against him. “Legs around me. Now.” Y/n scrambled to do so, wrapping them around the man’s waist, and whined.
Instantly, Leon started to move. He gave a few experimental grinds between Y/n’s legs and the hybrid nearly shrieked with joy. Then the sinful mouth found its way to Y/n’s neck and without any sort of timidness or pause latched on to it. Leon nibbled and sucked to the point Y/n knew it would leave a bruise and nearly orgasmed right then from the thought. Y/n’s fingers found their way into Leon’s hair, tugging on them and is rewarded with a bite.
“Fuck, been waiting to have a taste of you ever since I got back.” Leon gave him another bite on the neck before he lapped at it with his jaw. “How about we remind our neighbors your pretty sounds, hmm? I want to hear my name spilling from your pretty lips more but let’s just hear how good it sounds.”
Y/n broke out into a drawn-out whine as Leon positioned himself to angle right up against Y/n’s short covered cock and began to slowly, but with more authority, thrust up against it.
“Say my name.” Leon ordered.
“L—Leon.” Y/n fumbled out and gave out another cry when that earned an even harder thrust. Leon moaned out. His voice sounded like sin. “Now, lets get started on getting you filled up.” Y/n’s face grows bright red. “Gonna stretch this pretty hole of yours and make sure that my cock is the only one you need.”
Y/n released a broke, high-pitched whine that dissolved into a moan which caused Leon to start rutting against him, grinding as if they were in some filthy club, and Y/n did his best to keep up but he felt himself just losing his mind. It was like he was floating away and getting drunk. Leon’s mouth and attention was actually making him go insane and he couldn’t help but love it.
He wanted more.
The two kissed like they didn’t have enough time together, tongues battling against each other, lost in the moment while Leon works on getting the hybrid undressed. Finally getting rid of the shirt he wore and quickly fumbling with the shorts he wore. Y/n moans when he feels the cool air once Leon removes his shorts along with his boxers and Leon smiled and went back to kiss over his face, trailing down his neck, to his chest.
He licked at a nipple and growled when his hybrid lover gave a gasp. His fingers trailed up and down his side, tickling over his chest and hips.Leon went back up to the hybrids chin and began to nibble, it was one of his favorite places on his lover, and smiled to himself when he earned another little rush of air. It was adorable.
With another nip he pulled back, smirking to himself when he gave off a little whine, trying to reach out to him in desperation. “Hold on, impatient little thing.”
Leon was quick to remove the blue shirt he wore. He started to unbuckle his belt when he heard another little noise. Staring down, he smirked when he saw those eyes looking at his bare chest with clear want and hunger. “You’re staring…you can’t hide anything can you?” Y/n’s eyes snapped back up to him in embarrassment.
Leon chuckled, “You have nothing to be ashamed about. I like it when you stare.” When Y/n avoids his look he smiles with amusement and leaned down to kiss him again, barely able to resist the skin. “A-Ah…” Y/n whimpered and Leon paused a moment over the hybrids collarbone but then trailed up to the neck again, lips playing over the collar. “Baby,” Leon began to push his pants off, groaning when they came in contact with each other completely bare and with a whimper, Y/n’s clenched his eyes shut, trying to catch his breath.
Y/n bites his lip when he felt Leons harden cock graze against him and tried to keep his breathing under control. The man was large, probably larger than Y/n ever handled before, and he simultaneously felt excited. With a noise that sounded like a squeak, Y/n’s body arched slightly as those larger hands wrapped around him and pressed against his back, smoothing down till they grabbed his backside and squeezed and pushed the cheeks apart. Y/n released a silent choking sound, surprised at the aggressive grip, eyes wide towards Leon. “Oh, gods.” He moans out.
Leon doesn’t need to prep him due to how wet he already is and easily slides inside, earning a chocked out moan. It takes Y/n a few minutes to adjust to Leon’s size again after not doing it for some time before he finally grows comfortable and gives him a nod to move. Leon doesn’t need to be told twice as he began to move his hips, leaning down to capture his lovers lips into a kiss.
Y/n meets him thrust after thrust, finally breaking their kiss when he’s doing little more than gasping and panting and moaning Leon’s name over and over and over again into his mouth. Leons eyes begin to burn, he’s so overwhelmed and frantic and on fire that he’s not sure how much longer he can last. He ducks his chin to press his lips to Y/n’s flushed chest, before Y/n curses and drags Leons mouth back to his.
“I love you,” Leon breathes when he can’t take it anymore - his blood is searing through his veins like lava, he’s surrounded by Y/n in breathtaking ways he never could have hoped to be. On top of it all, amongst their slapping skin and gasps and moans. He rests their foreheads together, bringing a trembling hand up to Y/n’s face and pressing his thumb against Y/n’s cheek. Y/n swipes his tongue against his swollen, kiss-bitten red lips and flutters his eyelashes Y/n rolls his hips on Leon’s cock only once more before he’s coming, too, impossibly tighter around Leon while he’s still riding his own high. It draws a long, satisfied moan from deep in Leon’s chest that has him wondering how soon he could go again, or how quickly he could coax Y/n to hardness again.
“I love you, too,” Y/n breathes against Leon’s lips, trembling and panting and sweating. “Welcome home, too…”
That causes Leon to laugh, hearing the sudden welcome home after everything. “I am home.” Leon breaths out while claiming the hybrids lips into another deep kiss.
#male reader#Leon Kennedy x male reader#rabbit hybrid#Leon Kennedy#Leon Kennedy x hybrid reader#hybrid reader#resident evil#resident evil x male reader#death island Leon Kennedy#DI leon Kennedy x male reader#Leon Kennedy x reader#kinktober#bro. hes literally so GUHHHH I LOVE HIM#Im so downbad fkr thjs man kt isnt funny hellpeme
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real shit im obsessed with vtuber shit now damn
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I FINISHED SEASON FOUR.
what the fuck what tue fuck what theuckc what rufken d how us this thr best thk gi have ever SEEN the LAST LINE of that FUCKING SEASON is gonna end up on my GRAVE. YOU WANNA KNOW SOMETHING FUNNY? YIU WANNA? ENGLISH ISNT MY FIRST LANGUWGE AND I ALWAYS SPOKE AMERICAN ENGLJSH SINCE AROUND MY WEE LITTLE AGE OF 9 YEARS OLD. AMERICAN WORDS. AMERIDAN ACCENT. VERY AMERICAN ACCENT. AFTER NKT SPEAKKNG ENGLISH OUT LOUD KN A LONG WHILE, AND AFTER 4 DAYS OF DOINF NOTHING BUTNLISTNI G TO THE MAGNIS ARCHUVES. I HAVE A BRITISH ACCENT. I GOT A FICMING VRIGJHS CAXNNNT FROM THJS FUXKASS SHOW
THIS Seaosmm destroyed me. season five will destroy me further. the last two episodes of season four fucking MURDERED me. no mercy no nothing. MURDERED me. dug a dagger into my chest, kissed my lips then spat on the same ugly grave it built for me. I. Will never be normal. again.
just finished season one of the magnus archives in two days. needless to say i AGHRHRHRHHHFHDHFHHHRVFHFH
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Hey I was wondering, in chapter 4 of Its Not Fair, Padmé mentions a “cute cheerleader that Rex likes”? 👀 who is that? (Love the fic btw!)
An oc lol! I wanted to give Rex a lowkey love interest (lowkey bc I already have a plot planned out for Rex where romance doesn’t rlly fit in that much but we’ll see) bc he deserves love and good things but the man literally does not socialize with anyone in the show other than Anakin, Ahsoka, or his brothers so I had to make one up. I’m like bro PLEASE go out and talk to someone who either isn’t your commanding officer or someone you’re genetically identical to im begging you
(Also TY UWU)
#rex isnt exactly a social butterfly#hes a lil more introverted clearly#which is funny bc in the au hes Mr. Popular everyone loves him#and hes like pls i just want to go home nd sleep#rex at a party: i hate it here#everyone loves him tho lol#where was i going with thjs?
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minkyun.... seungjun.... wyatt...... you need to come back rn thjs isnt funny anymore i know i made bald jokes but i didnt mean it i prommy please come back to me
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Witchfinder
The witchfinder is THE worst ep so far
Everyone is so fEkin stupid
Like the troll ep was kinda funny I guess (it wasn’t that good either, but at least it’s funnish)
But this witch hunter thing is so bad
Gaius is gonna be hanged and aRthUr iSnT doInG aNythInG. ITS BEEN A WHOLE SEASON OF HIM SWALLOWING HIS FATHER’S BS (is Arthur half troll????) AND HES LIKE THE FEKIN SAME S1 VANILLA PRAT IN THIS EP. IM SO TIRED OF ARTHUR BEING LIKE THJS.
EVeryone is so bad at lying?? MERLIN ESP??? Idk this whole ep doesn’t make too much sense tbh and all the characters don’t even get cute moments SO WHAT EVEN IS THE POINT
They’re trying to write some “he did it she did it” nonsense BUT THEY CANT WRITE A MYSTERY WELL. FUCK THIS NOISE
This was such a clickbait ep the previews made this look so interesting I’m so angry I got a steaming pile of horseshit instead.
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*uther apologizes for gaius suffering bc of the witch hunter*
“I suffered at your hands, Uther. He was following your orders.” -G
FUCKING CALL HIM OUT GAIUS UTHER IS SUCH A SHIT IS2G
^^^^^^^^ THIS ^^^^^^^^ IS THE ONLY GOOD PART OF THIS EP
When you compare this to the unicorn ep in s1 I just gotta wonder who the fuck died in the writing room when making season 2
#UGH#PERSONAL#merlin watch#IF U GUYS KNOW ANYTHING ABIUT MERLIN WRITER DRAMA LET ME KNOW PLS#OR MERLIN IN GENERAL HELP ME ANALYZE THIS SERIES#you know how atla had a writing fuck up becuase the artists vs aaron ehatz? yeah i feel like the same is happening here#the writing fuck up happened in atla book 3 ish fyi#i dont know why this ep makes me so angry
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due to personal reasons i will be horny
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dhdjaknfndnx
#im Extremely Sad n its mainly bc my mom was making fun of my voice#its also bc of Feelings but like. okay it really really irritates me when people make fun of my voice#like okay we get it my voice is cracking all the time it isnt funny and im uncomfortable#i feel like shit over thjs ?????? its so stupid but im so.#fbmsnfjmsmxbsbd this is stupid#tag rant
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that's what smoking is for baby!!!!!!!!!
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