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petrichorium · 1 year ago

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I went hiking yesterday and I fell three whole times including one so bad I scraped my knees and I am in So. Much. Pain rn 🫠

#THIS NEVER HAPPENS TO ME I SWEAR #but the treads on my hiking boots were worn down #and re: the bad fall my laces had loosened so I rolled my ankle #the hike was nice we stayed out like two hrs after I scraped up my knees and I genuinely didn’t feel it much #but…… morning after………#falling wreaks havoc on ur thighs and back gang 0/10 do not recommend #pattering on the roof

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cosmosnout · 1 year ago

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Unnaturally soft Zosan bc they gotta start being nice to each other at some point

#Their wedding outfits are based off of clockwork island adventure!!#Also I swear they’re about the same height but Sanjis pose just makes him look smaller haha #zosan #ronoroa zoro #zoro #sanji #black leg sanji #art #digital art #my art #fanart #drawing #digital illustration #one piece #2022 me looking at this like what happened here #never did I think id be this invested in Onepiece but I’m having a great time so no regrets

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benevolenterrancy · 3 months ago

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Mobei-Jun getting abandoned in the human realm by his favourite uncle and being left alone and terrified?? baby???? gonna lie awake thinking about him and Shang Qinghua meeting as children

#svsss #shang qinghua #mobei jun #moshang #sqh #mbj #that is a DELIGHTFUL twist on their canon dynamic #where sqh is justifiably scared of mbj because he's a powerful demon who could squish him like a bug #instead here we have lil mbj who's terrified of all these humans and is alone and helpless and in danger #like he was left there to die! and his father just happened to notice he was missing after ten days!#like fortunately he wasn't hurt just dirty and scared but no wonder this guy has trust issues!#any fic recs about young mbj in the human realm - or de-age fics with him being scared around humans - i would deeply appreciate #because i want to chew on this entire concept a bit #(i'm never gonna finish this book i swear every three pages i have to stop and digest a random bit of trivia mxtx throws out and then!#doesn't! fucking! expand on!!! you can't just drop this on me and expect me to be okay with it i need to lie here and think about this!)#my art

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tzarrz · 1 year ago

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This came to me in a dream - PART 2

#whoopsie would you look at the time #swear i'm not a 'one and done'!!#something commonly known as ‘things and stuff’ happened #here is my apology #anyway they sicken me #this sounded funnier in my head #where are his sunglasses? i don't know you tell me #suggestive #just slightly #they could never #they both have no idea what intimacy is #don't be like them #guys don't laugh he's suffering!!#vashwood #vash the stampede #nicholas d. wolfwood #nicholas d wolfwood #trimax #trigun

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sleep-nurse · 17 days ago

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POST THE FUCKING YAOI YOU COWARD. ASSHAT. DIPSHIT. PICECE OF CHEESE i did you TTRG HOMEWORK. YOUR Tecnologie e Tecniche di Rappresentazione Grafica HOMEWORK AND IT COSTED BLOOD ANS SWEAT AND YOUR LIVER. now release homosexual gay men who like men art yaoi slash shp i adare you

sigh. whatever fine

pukes

#im not even tagging this i hope no one sees it actually #its midnight for me and i should be sleeping for school #after ''studying'' the parliament #for context i swear i dont ship sunflower. i swear. you can trust me #unlike MY stupid brother over HERE who admitted he ships it #this was on the prompt for ''realistic sunflower art'' considering the actual events of the game #i could NEVER take sunflower art seriously especially if its before the truth was revealed #cause its like. whatrever man. forget all the trauma that happened #and that is currently haunting us #you can still throw rocks at me tho #also this drawing is a remake of an older and shittier one i made back in summer last year #pretend you didnt see this post in any case

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s1ck-pupp3t · 2 months ago

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I love, Ms Paint. CHEERS!

OK real art dump over. Click MORE for Real dumb stuff

something something They faces killing me why nobody gaf. Its a Transparent .PNg! You can put them any where to Not Care About.

#deltarune #spamton #deltarune fanart #big shot spamton #spamton g spamton #spamton neo #swatch deltarune #my art #art #shitpost #sillyposting #deltarune addisons #dont tag as ship #i dont think anyone would tag as ship cause thats kind of the biggest reach on planet earth Butt ok im making sure ok? ok thank you #Ok. real tags over im gonna yap my jaw off now #the sneo drawing had me weeping on my knees in tears i fucking hate drawing im gonna swallow 50 pounds of Hay in the Stabels like a Horse.#in RAGE. swear to frucking Gosh!!!!!!#Im Proud It but its also Not my Favorite... But it is. i dont know. I HATE DRAWING!!!!!!!!! Lie. I love drawing.#can you tell i dont know how to watermark #i dont know how to watermark i dont know how to tag #I dont know how to format a post #But i know one thing...#I am President of Gay America.#Can you believe those 2 swatch drawings were done a day apart!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!#First I lol'd... and then I serioused. Thats what happened with me drawing in mspaint I Guess. does wonders For soceity #In 5 months... Im going To Hate all these and delete this entire post Or something likewise #I am a weak and fragile man. Make sure to Like and re-Blog to keep my Bones from collapsing in the winds of the storm. Much appreciated #By the way the bshot spamton with a red button up instead of a red suit is from a drawing i saw once but i do not remember it.#nor the original artist. ive never seen anyone else do it (Because i dont consume fandom content often) so like Credit to them for te inspo #Ok bye

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demigods-posts · 10 months ago

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whatever you do. don't think about how percy and annabeth held the sky. and both of them earned grey streaks. that likely lasted for a couple of years. so during the year before the prophecy. when percy and annabeth weren't on speaking terms. one look in the mirror was enough to remind them what could be if they had time.

#i'm so sorry (no im not)#these angsty posts will never happen again (yes they will)#i swear i only want to make y'all laugh (and cry...heavily)#percy jackon and the olympians #pjo text post #pjo #pjo headcanon #percy jackson #annabeth chase #percabeth #percabeth headcanon #percabeth angst #percabeth hurt #these two were going through it #season 4 is going to kill me

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unriding · 3 months ago

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me n moze say good morning to the world !!! ᕙ( •̀ ᗜ •́ )ᕗ

art by @rabbbitseason of course <3

#— ⚘( ၴႅၴ moevie.#🐦‍⬛🐕 .#moevie.#<-#hehe i took inspo from kai’s rb of my mb:>#MY FIRST MOEVIE COMM #this is queued #im asleep (at least i should be by the time this is posted) but it’s a mystery as to how i will fall asleep knowing i would have to #close my eyes and not actively stare at this for the rest of my life #full factory reset i really don’t know what i would even say to this 🥹 im just #things i would do for bitti : anything! i cannot think of something i wouldn’t do for her #i gave her the most cursed ref known to mankind and she came up with this im so 🥹 thank you so much … your art blows me away every time ….#i may pass out seeing him in your style … the way you did his hands and he’s so big #this is me -> ໒꒰ྀི o̴̶̷̤ ̯o̴̶̷̤ ꒱ྀི১ at this HSJDNCN aaaaaa 🥹#i will also state the very obvious and say that bitti is such a pleasure to work with ajsnxnkck ….. please im on my knees #when i saw this- my stomach literally flipped inside out and my ears were ringing .. and my heart was beating a million beats per second #if bitti’s comms were open for eternity & i won the lottery- i would commission so many mozes ….. the world would be full of bitti’s mozes.#^ though that sounds terrible for bitti … im so sorry #i swear that won’t happen i would never do that to you #he is sooooo yum in your style (severe & outrageous understatement)#but what i can do is stare at this all day #THANK YOU BITTI UEUEJJSJS 🥹🥹🥹 I HOPE UR PILLOWS R ALWAYS COLD !!!#not even aventurine’s shield can protect me from the 100000000 damage i took from this /pos #such a shield doesn’t exist in the hsr realm or the real world !!!#IM KIND OF ANGRY THAT I KNOW THERES NOTHING I CAN SAY TO EXPRESS HOW I FEEL !!!!! WHAT COULD I SAY >:#WHAT AN ODD FEELING WHERE I AM reduced to my knees but from positive emotions alone …#im so dizzy /pos let me stop here this is already so long omg 🥹#edit: dude /gn my screen time is gonna skyrocket because im still staring with such a dopey smile on my face ahsndnxkc gosh im happy :’) th #thank you so much bitti …. this means so much to me #i literally can not put into words how much this has made my entire year :’)) im so soft im so happy

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scaredforboomboom · 7 months ago

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oh this breaks me

#joost klein #i always think how overwhelming it all must be for him #if i see him on the streets (will never happen) i would be looking so respectfully i swear #no autographs no pics just me frozen in time #joost #europapa #justice for joost #esc netherlands #joostice #eurovision #esc 2024 #netherlands

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gunsatthaphan · 6 months ago

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literally who tf is that??¿¿

#boy next world #memindy #bossnoeul #boss chaikamon #noeul nuttarat #LIKE HELLO???#ive never seen this man before i swear #i wasnt sure whether i wanted to watch this but seeing him like this #i have decided #that I will #i folded for rain and it will happen again #i dont make the rules #this cut is so adorable :(#a million times better than the weird straightened long hair dkjgd that looked so awful #also boss without the manbun? its a win for me #i cannot be the only one who hates 90% of their hairstyles lmao

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obsessedoverwater · 19 days ago

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Becoming a Knuxadow fan truly feels like I'm eating moldy bread and sometimes I occasionally get a piece that's only stale. If I'm lucky maybe it'll be mildew instead.

#This isn't me calling Knuxadow content bad this is me being upset there's not more of it #I think i like too many rare pairs i have such a big problem #I love sonadow and somamy but THERE'S NOTHING like that random obscure side ship few have thought about #Love it when my ship only has about two scenes together but the NARRATIVE makes them the perfect pair to be together and it never happens #They stand in the same room occasionally and that's all you get.#There's so much sonadow i could be FEASTING yet hear i am with my little side ships that won't leave my brain #To compensate i think about Shadow and Metal being brothers instead it's TOTALLY going to be canon i swear they're so brothers and sillys #(They're never going to interact.)#Good news! Stobotnik is absolutely feeding me I've never felt more full on a relationship i KNOW ends with dread and sorrow.#This feels like my Sambucky phase all over again it doesn't make sense but Knuxadow IS my Sambucky #Except WORSE #Why am i yapping in tags i could've said all of this in the main pos #knuxadow #shadknux #sonknux too honestly #Sonknuxadow?#i think i like knuckles.

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srslylini · 23 days ago

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the best kind of experience is reading a fanfiction from a fandom you are actually in but with couples you do not ship.

Which sometimes turns out to be the best media you have ever laid eyes upon, even though you do not ship the main couples and never start shipping them even with the fanfiction existing

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milogoestogreendale · 7 days ago

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no one talk to me my favorite boyfriends who aren’t my actually boyfriends just rivals with gay sexual tension are back

#is it weird if i say they remind me of me and my bf #we’re really braddavid coded #but less toxic #obviously #also guys idk if my shipper brain was just reaching #but these two episodes…#i know what they are #brad being weirdly fixated on hunting david #“it’s more of a brad/david situation”#those two characters who lowkey looked like them #i don’t even need them to get together i just need the dynamic they have now lmao #i will actually explode if they make brad straight though #“brad and david are endgame!!” i scream as they drag me away #he is gay to me #id settle for bisexual but PLEASE let danny pudi kiss a man #(and let that man be me)#i mean what oops who said that #that’s a joke guys i love my bf #guys i cant believe ive never written mq fanfiction #it is going to happen soon i swear i just gotta get motivated #mythic quest #mq #braddavid #baksbee #mq s4

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buwheal · 5 months ago

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ouhhhh debating whether or not i want to show these but i cant help myself... when im bored i love love love to think up just. poses and activities. for you to interrupt him in. (bottom left excluded this is my doodle page) And i dont think ill do any of these soon anyways. besides the top right one. which you wont see. one million things for him to do..... I can do anything i want.... and i can make /him/ do anything i want.... Is the point of the askbox not just for you to hang around with him during his day? his week?? his year???

#Forbidden to reblog this one. if you see it you see it congrats.#if it circulates i feel less inclined to use these poses. but i swear they look different when theyre pixelated #i cant leave them to never see the light of day because i love them UNpixelated too :-3 #and i never know tbh i might not use some of them. that happens a lot.#i can fucking smell it through the screen he is so GROSS but.. it is so fitting.... yeah. he WOULD smell like cigarettes and one #hundred percent smells like sour garbage and black ice trees. Youve convinced me.#I hate that i know that i know what both of those smell like (cigarettes and garbage) and how recent they are in my memory #my favorite character who is ever so gross and yet i still love him #do you think he'd keep an old worn out shirt(s) from (one of) the addisons. WHAT who said that.#iffy on if he would have a day every handful of months or so when he washes his one outfit he wears 24/7 but yknow i can do whatever i wann #typa guy to wear cartoon patterned boxers around on laundry day. with green dollar signs instead of hearts. but i could see hearts.#he saves his cigarette butts for later (snack)#spamton #BuwheArt #[you've got mail!]

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elise-the-potato · 4 months ago

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A girl in class called me cute today I'M GONNA IMPLODE. WORDS CANNOT DESCRIBE HOW JOYOUS AND WHIMSICAL I FELT. GETTING COMPLIMENTS FROM GIRLS HIT DIFFERENT

#can we all agree that getting complimented by a girl is a transcending experience #compliments from girls >>>>>>>#i swear i was physically shaking when that happened #OH MY GOD I CANT DESCIRBE HOW HAPPY I STILL AM #she called me cute... HELLO?????#LIKE WTF WHY ME??? DOES THIS MEAN SOMETHING???#holy shit dude a GIRL called ME cute #im gonna go insane I GOT CALLED CUTE BY A GIRL #im never gonna forget this EVER #breathes heavily while foam appears in my mouth as i stare straight at you #SHE CALLED ME CUTE KEJGJWJGHDIWJFUEJG #what did i do to deserve this divine gift from the heavens above #SOMEONE CALLED ME CUTE AND SHES A GIRL LIKE WHAT????#did i mention i got called cute by a GIRL???#please sedate me im going insane

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sulfur1c-4cid · 9 months ago

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draw your fav as this/silly

can you tell i didnt use any guidelines and i dont know how to shade

insp

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