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petrichorium · 1 year ago

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I went hiking yesterday and I fell three whole times including one so bad I scraped my knees and I am in So. Much. Pain rn 🫠

#THIS NEVER HAPPENS TO ME I SWEAR #but the treads on my hiking boots were worn down #and re: the bad fall my laces had loosened so I rolled my ankle #the hike was nice we stayed out like two hrs after I scraped up my knees and I genuinely didn’t feel it much #but…… morning after………#falling wreaks havoc on ur thighs and back gang 0/10 do not recommend #pattering on the roof

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cosmosnout · 1 year ago

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Unnaturally soft Zosan bc they gotta start being nice to each other at some point

#Their wedding outfits are based off of clockwork island adventure!!#Also I swear they’re about the same height but Sanjis pose just makes him look smaller haha #zosan #ronoroa zoro #zoro #sanji #black leg sanji #art #digital art #my art #fanart #drawing #digital illustration #one piece #2022 me looking at this like what happened here #never did I think id be this invested in Onepiece but I’m having a great time so no regrets

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benevolenterrancy · 26 days ago

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Mobei-Jun getting abandoned in the human realm by his favourite uncle and being left alone and terrified?? baby???? gonna lie awake thinking about him and Shang Qinghua meeting as children

#svsss #shang qinghua #mobei jun #moshang #sqh #mbj #that is a DELIGHTFUL twist on their canon dynamic #where sqh is justifiably scared of mbj because he's a powerful demon who could squish him like a bug #instead here we have lil mbj who's terrified of all these humans and is alone and helpless and in danger #like he was left there to die! and his father just happened to notice he was missing after ten days!#like fortunately he wasn't hurt just dirty and scared but no wonder this guy has trust issues!#any fic recs about young mbj in the human realm - or de-age fics with him being scared around humans - i would deeply appreciate #because i want to chew on this entire concept a bit #(i'm never gonna finish this book i swear every three pages i have to stop and digest a random bit of trivia mxtx throws out and then!#doesn't! fucking! expand on!!! you can't just drop this on me and expect me to be okay with it i need to lie here and think about this!)#my art

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tzarrz · 1 year ago

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This came to me in a dream - PART 2

#whoopsie would you look at the time #swear i'm not a 'one and done'!!#something commonly known as ‘things and stuff’ happened #here is my apology #anyway they sicken me #this sounded funnier in my head #where are his sunglasses? i don't know you tell me #suggestive #just slightly #they could never #they both have no idea what intimacy is #don't be like them #guys don't laugh he's suffering!!#vashwood #vash the stampede #nicholas d. wolfwood #nicholas d wolfwood #trimax #trigun

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demigods-posts · 8 months ago

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whatever you do. don't think about how percy and annabeth held the sky. and both of them earned grey streaks. that likely lasted for a couple of years. so during the year before the prophecy. when percy and annabeth weren't on speaking terms. one look in the mirror was enough to remind them what could be if they had time.

#i'm so sorry (no im not)#these angsty posts will never happen again (yes they will)#i swear i only want to make y'all laugh (and cry...heavily)#percy jackon and the olympians #pjo text post #pjo #pjo headcanon #percy jackson #annabeth chase #percabeth #percabeth headcanon #percabeth angst #percabeth hurt #these two were going through it #season 4 is going to kill me

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unriding · 8 days ago

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me n moze say good morning to the world !!! ᕙ( •̀ ᗜ •́ )ᕗ

art by @rabbbitseason of course <3

#🐦‍⬛🐕 .#<-#hehe i took inspo from kai’s rb of my mb:>#MY FIRST MOEVIE COMM #this is queued #im asleep (at least i should be by the time this is posted) but it’s a mystery as to how i will fall asleep knowing i would have to #close my eyes and not actively stare at this for the rest of my life #full factory reset i really don’t know what i would even say to this 🥹 im just #things i would do for bitti : anything! i cannot think of something i wouldn’t do for her #i gave her the most cursed ref known to mankind and she came up with this im so 🥹 thank you so much … your art blows me away every time ….#i may pass out seeing him in your style … the way you did his hands and he’s so big #this is me -> ໒꒰ྀི o̴̶̷̤ ̯o̴̶̷̤ ꒱ྀི১ at this HSJDNCN aaaaaa 🥹#i will also state the very obvious and say that bitti is such a pleasure to work with ajsnxnkck ….. please im on my knees #when i saw this- my stomach literally flipped inside out and my ears were ringing .. and my heart was beating a million beats per second #if bitti’s comms were open for eternity & i won the lottery- i would commission so many mozes ….. the world would be full of bitti’s mozes.#^ though that sounds terrible for bitti … im so sorry #i swear that won’t happen i would never do that to you #he is sooooo yum in your style (severe & outrageous understatement)#but what i can do is stare at this all day #THANK YOU BITTI UEUEJJSJS 🥹🥹🥹 I HOPE UR PILLOWS R ALWAYS COLD !!!#not even aventurine’s shield can protect me from the 100000000 damage i took from this /pos #such a shield doesn’t exist in the hsr realm or the real world !!!#evie.ss #IM KIND OF ANGRY THAT I KNOW THERES NOTHING I CAN SAY TO EXPRESS HOW I FEEL !!!!! WHAT COULD I SAY >:#WHAT AN ODD FEELING WHERE I AM reduced to my knees but from positive emotions alone …#im so dizzy /pos let me stop here this is already so long omg 🥹#edit: dude /gn my screen time is gonna skyrocket because im still staring with such a dopey smile on my face ahsndnxkc gosh im happy :’) th #thank you so much bitti …. this means so much to me #i literally can not put into words how much this has made my entire year :’)) im so soft im so happy

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art-is-kayos · 1 month ago

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Everlasting A5

#when I tried to post this tumblr signed me out of my account???#all that work and I wasn't even happy with it halfway through but now I love this thang. yay #X's clock hand has no gears on it for lore reasons and not because I didn't wanna draw it I swear #this is actually the first time I've drawn both Abram and Abel. Abram was a darling to draw and Abel had his face redrawn 14 times #I believe it's physically impossible not to make Adam look real pretty in literally anything. plus I took tattoo liberties and I like em #he's barefoot in my heart but unfortunately I cannot draw feet.#anyways. justifications:#Time Duck as an abno has its event centred around what one perceives it to be - a rabbit or a duck #this links to Fau in how it can be unclear when it is her and when it is the Gesellschaft. who she is at any one point is somewhat up to yo #and I think it links very similarly to the A5 - are they truly all one in the same #or are they different people with the same - or similar enough - starting points #especially for X - which is why he's the goopy-est - is he simply Ayin once again or has he changed to the point of being his own person #that goes for every loop's X as well. can the same shape change enough in ones eyes to become an entirely different animal #also the time theme and Fau's corrosion quote 'Thus. You cease to move. Trapped in the stopped time. For eternity'#is an obvious reference to the time loop shenanigans at L Corp HQ #they are all trapped by him in the same 50 days. never to move forward with the rest of the world. for a practical eternity #also doomsday clock on Fau's corrosion is a reference to how A and D keep paralleling eachother and probably know eachother from somewhere #the tremor on the E.G.O is like how each thing that happened brought him closer to the brink [aka the stagger threshold]#and the sinking on the gift [gestures at Abram]#plus the mechanical theme connects to how Ayin looked towards the seemingly infallible idea of the machine in his time of need #fanart #ayin lobcorp #abram lobcorp #abel lobcorp #adam lobcorp #x lobcorp #lobotomy corporation #limbus company #🌑🌘🌗🌖🌕#NEVER DRAW GEARS PLEASE JUST TRUST ME ON THIS ONE IT IS NEVER WORTH IT

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scaredforboomboom · 5 months ago

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oh this breaks me

#joost klein #i always think how overwhelming it all must be for him #if i see him on the streets (will never happen) i would be looking so respectfully i swear #no autographs no pics just me frozen in time #joost #europapa #justice for joost #esc netherlands #joostice #eurovision #esc 2024 #netherlands

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gunsatthaphan · 4 months ago

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literally who tf is that??¿¿

#boy next world #memindy #bossnoeul #boss chaikamon #noeul nuttarat #LIKE HELLO???#ive never seen this man before i swear #i wasnt sure whether i wanted to watch this but seeing him like this #i have decided #that I will #i folded for rain and it will happen again #i dont make the rules #this cut is so adorable :(#a million times better than the weird straightened long hair dkjgd that looked so awful #also boss without the manbun? its a win for me #i cannot be the only one who hates 90% of their hairstyles lmao

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seastoried · 2 years ago

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haven't done a picrew in a moment but this one was just so cute! thanks @rosesau for the tag <3

tagging: @whoisthisboy @courfeyracs-swordcane @fruitlicense @upwardsonwards @ohgodohfuckidontknow @plangentia @applesandbannas747 @choysum @superhell @katabasiss @dreamertrilogys @h-isforhiatus @becomingicarus @cheribi @goodlwife @ramonapest @trinitea-fics @seavoice @epitaphes @star-will @sofhtie @bcy-divisicn @jestersofthemoons @tsnbrainrot @alonetogether and anyone else who wants to do it !

#sorry for being annoying and tagging so many people #but i swear i see so many of you in my notes and yet we never interact #please take this as an opportunity to tell me something cool that happened to you recently in your tags !#also this picrew was so adorable the out fit choices esp #this is literally a real outfit of mine i know it doesn't reallly go with the beach vibe but #i have an image to maintain #ok that's enough #squish speaks #tag game

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buwheal · 3 months ago

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ouhhhh debating whether or not i want to show these but i cant help myself... when im bored i love love love to think up just. poses and activities. for you to interrupt him in. (bottom left excluded this is my doodle page) And i dont think ill do any of these soon anyways. besides the top right one. which you wont see. one million things for him to do..... I can do anything i want.... and i can make /him/ do anything i want.... Is the point of the askbox not just for you to hang around with him during his day? his week?? his year???

#Forbidden to reblog this one. if you see it you see it congrats.#if it circulates i feel less inclined to use these poses. but i swear they look different when theyre pixelated #i cant leave them to never see the light of day because i love them UNpixelated too :-3 #and i never know tbh i might not use some of them. that happens a lot.#i can fucking smell it through the screen he is so GROSS but.. it is so fitting.... yeah. he WOULD smell like cigarettes and one #hundred percent smells like sour garbage and black ice trees. Youve convinced me.#I hate that i know that i know what both of those smell like (cigarettes and garbage) and how recent they are in my memory #my favorite character who is ever so gross and yet i still love him #do you think he'd keep an old worn out shirt(s) from (one of) the addisons. WHAT who said that.#iffy on if he would have a day every handful of months or so when he washes his one outfit he wears 24/7 but yknow i can do whatever i wann #typa guy to wear cartoon patterned boxers around on laundry day. with green dollar signs instead of hearts. but i could see hearts.#he saves his cigarette butts for later (snack)#spamton #BuwheArt #[you've got mail!]

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elise-the-potato · 2 months ago

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A girl in class called me cute today I'M GONNA IMPLODE. WORDS CANNOT DESCRIBE HOW JOYOUS AND WHIMSICAL I FELT. GETTING COMPLIMENTS FROM GIRLS HIT DIFFERENT

#can we all agree that getting complimented by a girl is a transcending experience #compliments from girls >>>>>>>#i swear i was physically shaking when that happened #OH MY GOD I CANT DESCIRBE HOW HAPPY I STILL AM #she called me cute... HELLO?????#LIKE WTF WHY ME??? DOES THIS MEAN SOMETHING???#holy shit dude a GIRL called ME cute #im gonna go insane I GOT CALLED CUTE BY A GIRL #im never gonna forget this EVER #breathes heavily while foam appears in my mouth as i stare straight at you #SHE CALLED ME CUTE KEJGJWJGHDIWJFUEJG #what did i do to deserve this divine gift from the heavens above #SOMEONE CALLED ME CUTE AND SHES A GIRL LIKE WHAT????#did i mention i got called cute by a GIRL???#please sedate me im going insane

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sordid-dog · 7 months ago

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draw your fav as this/silly

can you tell i didnt use any guidelines and i dont know how to shade

insp

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catocappuccino · 1 year ago

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U zee being cool and allat... like she always is

+ two random doodles

#guess my favourite character!!! 😜 (difficulty : IMPOSSIBLE) /j #I love Uzi such a big amount she's like a daughter to me y'all will never understand y'all will neve #WHY IS HER HEAD TURNED TO THE... right?... WEST IN ALL OF THESE �� I swear I had drawn her from every angle possible this is a coincidence #reject medibang return to MS paint #oh yeah also what happened to my last post. Who decided it will blow up. Why is it over 800 notes- THANKS? THANK YOU??? I donno what to say #like honestly I did NOT expect that doodle to gain traction but I guess it did so- yeah! Thanks guys you rule🔥 keep murdering those drones #murder drones #uzi doorman #md uzi #uzi murder drones #my art

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neteyammeowmeow · 1 year ago

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PLEASE is anyone going to hear me out on this au

(all platonic btw)

#ninjago #ninjago au #ninjago arin #ninjago sora #ninjago morro #ninjago nya #ninjago lloyd #lloyd garmadon #the roles are far too suiting for me to ignore…#i swear i’m onto something please #especially with arin’s case #wanting to live up to a legacy and has done something that’s never happened before?#gets trained by a beginner mentor?

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wonder-worker · 4 months ago

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Thinking about Elizabeth Woodville as a gothic heroine is making me go insane. She entered the story by overturning existing social structures, provoking both ire and fascination. She married into a dynasty doomed to eat itself alive. She was repeatedly associated with the supernatural, both in terms of love and death. Her life was shaped entirely by uncanny repetitions - two marriages, two widowhoods, two depositions, two flights to sanctuary, two ultimate reclamations, all paralleling and ricocheting off each other. Her plight after 1483 exposed the true rot at the heart of the monarchy - the trappings of royalty pulled away to reveal nothing, a never-ending cycle of betrayal and war, the price of power being the (literal) blood of children. She lived past the end of her family name, she lived past the end of her myth. She ended her life in a deeply anomalous position, half-in and half-out of royal society. She was both a haunting tragedy and the ultimate survivor who was finally free.

#elizabeth woodville #nobody was doing it like her #I wanted to add more things (eg: propaganda casting her as a transgressive figure and a threat to established orders; the way we'll never #truly Know her as she's been constantly rewritten across history) but ofc neither are unique to her or any other historical woman #my post #wars of the roses #don't reblog these tags but - the thing about Elizabeth is that she kept winning and losing at the same time #She rose higher and fell harder (in 1483-85) than anyone else in the late 15th century #From 1461 she was never ever at lasting peace - her widowhood and the crisis of 1469-71 and the actual terrible nightmare of 1483-85 and #Simnel's rebellion against her family and the fact that her birth family kept dying with her #and then she herself died right around the time yet another Pretender was stirring and threatening her children. That's...A Lot.#Imho Elizabeth was THE adaptor of the Wars of the Roses - she repeatedly found herself in highly anomalous and #unprecedented situations and just had to survive and adjust every single time #But that's just...never talked about when it comes to her #There are so many aspects of her life that are potentially fascinating yet completely unexplored in scholarship or media:#Her official appointment in royal councils; her position as the first Englishwoman post the Norman Conquest to be crowned queen #and what that actually MEANT for her; an actual examination of the propaganda against her; how she both foreshadowed and set a precedent #for Henry VIII's english queens; etc #There hasn't even been a proper reassessment of her role in 1483-85 TILL DATE despite it being one of the most wildly contested #periods in medieval England #lol I guess that's what drew me to Elizabeth in the first place - there's a fundamental lack of interest or acknowledgement in what was #actually happening with her and how it may have affected her. There's SO MUCH we can talk about but historians have repeatedly #stuck to the basics - and even then not well #I guess I have more things to write about on this blog then ((assuming I ever ever find the energy)#also to be clear while the Yorkists did 'eat themselves alive' they also Won - the crisis of 1483-85 was an internal conflict within #the dynasty that was not related to the events that ended in 1471 (which resulted in Edward IV's victory)#Henry Tudor was a figurehead for Edwardian Yorkists who specifically raised him as a claimant and were the ones who supported him #specifically as the husband of Elizabeth of York (swearing him as king only after he publicly swore to marry her)#Richard's defeat at Bosworth had *nothing* to do with 'York VS Lancaster' - it was the victory of one Yorkist faction against another #But yes the traditional line of succession was broken by Richard's betrayal and the male dynastic line was ultimately extinguished.

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