#THIS MADE ME WHEEZE

[sambrosiac]

idk

[neilsracquet]

AFTG as photos of cats

[blu-ish]

I just got a leak of the sonic movie 3 script /j

Tom: You’re getting to that age where you’re going to experience new feelings and possibly find your first love and I’m here to talk you through it

Sonic: Pssshh please! You know me that’s not gonna happen, besides who am I gonna fall in love with? It’s not like there’s anyone else besides my brothers

Time skip and Sonic has met Shadowl

Sonic: …oh

Tom: out of all people, why?

Sonic over here is a romance is cringe believer until he get's slammed doubled dunked with✨FEELINGS✨HDEWKDHEBWKDJB

[arkhammaid]

its poetic to know that oscarina!lando and irl!lando both feel like fucking crying for two totally different reasons

LMAO dw, oscarina!lando is also crying because oscar is performing better than him and because his car is not his car anymore bla bla

but he's struggling more with the fact that sabrina exists in oscar's life than him flopping so

[merryvrismas]

[cassielsunstone]

beleth and bernael, are they like beleth and the less cool beleth?

I haven’t seen like any posts about beleth the one fact I know is from the Twitter screenshots 😭

LMAO omg 😭😭😭😭😭 Im glad you like Beleth, but Bernael is the more stronger and capable one, and more known for his feats from his domain. Beleth is more likable indeed, but that kinda the point. XD He is a bit younger and is nicer, and thrives off of more mutual conflict rather than one-sided. Bernael is the more important one to the story, so he has the most going on with him right now.

[hazbincalifornia]

Blitzo occasionally came across junk his dad left behind at the circus. That bastard took everything that was worth anything with him when he left, but once Blitz found an old, moth-eaten wallet. No money inside, of course, but there was a perfectly good slim-fit condom. It was probably a little old but in Blitzo’s mind there was still no sense in letting it go to waste. 10 months later, sunny was born.

One last gift from the old shithead himself: Parenthood.

[ariaverge]

- @irlactualhuman

every day i thank my lucky stars that i have never closed my bathroom mirror cabinet and seen a scary guy behind me

[strangeracrossthestreet]

accurate representation of what it feels like when a woman is being talked at by a man in a bar while she's trying to chill

source

[rejoiceandcomplain]

do you ever find yourself feeling... like a starved woman??

SJDJFK STOPNIT RN 🛑‼️🚨

[fennel-tea-and-nightshade]

Eli: Oh he...he doesn't have *smile through the pain harlord* l-lips to *sniffs* kiss me *lip quivers* no, no it's fine! You just present how you chose, this is your self expression, I mean you're madness!

[blu-ish]

@no-need-to-apply dude check it out, I finally get it now. >:]

[lilmo-on]

“That he be all in black, except that he have a hat of straw which suit not him or the time.”

[silvermarmoset]

they put donna noble in cuffed jeans??? what is the objective

anon. I love you.

[minniiaa]

THE WAY I SCREAMED

THE CUNTIEST PRINCESS OF ALL TIME

THE WOMAN OF MY DREAMS

[mocha-bunbun]

MOCHA IDK HOW TO EXPLAI BUT I SAW THIS ON TWITTER AND THOUGHT OF YOU IDK WHY

PROBABLY BC IT IS ME /J

PLEASE I LOVE THIS SO MUCH