#THIS IS WHAT THEY DESERVE

[serqphiim]

post canon, happily married, old man yaoi klance

[themusicsweetly]

As long as we both shall live

[wearevillaneve]

If we got nothing else out of the terrible finale of Killing Eve...

...gratitude is owed to Sandra Oh and Jodie Comer...

...for giving us the best improvised kiss...

...EVER in television history and I will die on this hill.

THANK YOU, Sandra and Jodie. For everything.

[belindarimbi13]

the brother he never had

[cypher-unsolved]

THE BEST PART OF THE END OF SEASON 4 IS THAT EL TOPO AND LA CHEVE GET TO BE GAY AND OWN A FOOD TRUCK TOGETHER

[j1nxers]

presses a Kiss against her forehead 💋

a smile, small yet no less tender, pulls at the corner of gert's mouth at the feel of lips pressing softly against her forehead. the familiar swell of affection that thumps in her chest elicits a deep exhale as her eyes remain closed for a moment longer to bask in the domesticity of it all. " morning. " a content hum, groggy with a lingering exhaustion, reverberates in her throat at the sight that greets her. they aren't sure they'll ever get used to it. having somebody. in any capacity.

hand reaching out to cup violet's cheek, her thumb affectionately passes over inked skin. " you're up early? " posed more as a question than a statement, blissfully unaware of the time. not too long ago she'd been a chronic early riser — barely able to sleep more than a few hours at a time. with things finally, if only barely, looking up she'd gradually eased from some of her unhealthier habits.

[thecatsaesthetics]

How many tiktoks I’m seeing if people finding HOFAS at grocery stores is crazy…

Bloomsbury should be EMBARRASSED.

[doctorhomo]

YES FINLAND!!!!!!!!!!

[blorboresidue]

one time I used the ben affleck smoking reaction image in the family group chat and my mom replied with the funniest possible response which was: "mommy doesn't know who the guy is???" and that phrase has not left my brain since. I'll see blorbos on my dash that I don't recognize and I'll be like well it seems mommy doesn't know who the guy is.

[wearevillaneve]

Quiet Time. (original illustration by prianikn/Instagram)

[inbabylontheywept]

so once me and my wife were watching a documentary where a snake ate like a million eggs. that snake just went to fucking town on eggs. and the snake made the eggs look so good that i kept thinking about it, and thinking about it, and thinking about it, and eventually it was 11pm and i ran out of willpower and decided to eat one (1) singular raw egg just to prove to myself that the snake was surely a liar.

the snake was not a liar. texture is like, super important to me and raw eggs are very Texture so i had another one, and then another one, and then another one, and eventually i ran out of eggs.

i had like, fifteen raw eggs.

i didnt really know how to explain this momentary madness to my wife, so my Plan was to put all the eggshells into a grocey bag, and then throw that grocery bag in the dumpster, and if she never noticed that would be Excellent and if she noticed immediately i could lie and say that the eggs went bad.

except i cant lie very good, and of course with murphys law being such, i got salmonella.

so i threw up a lot and my wife asked me what poisoned me so and i tried very hard to dodge the question but i was oozing shame like oil from a room temperature cheese and eventaully i gave in and told her everything and to her enormous credit she was more flabbergasted than actually upset. she did make me promise to not eat any more raw eggs, which i have stuck to, and she gives me weird looks during nature documentaries now as if desire was the only thing keeping me from eating thousands of pounds of krill anyway i made a joke earlier about being able to eat my age in eggs and my sister in law in law made a drawing to comemorate the moment and also because it was my birthday. she's excellent. thank you 10000000% @cintailed. you should all visit her page and admire her work.

[mermaidteeth1111]

Obsessed w this

let 👱‍♀️😿 them 👱‍♀️😿 rest 👱‍♀️😿  

[mythtakens]

“these characters should be mentally healthy before they get together 😌” ummm no I actually think we should smash their mental illnesses together like clumps of play-doh and see what colors it makes

[hinamie]

newest issue of first years fashion just dropped

[notrobinsomethingworse]

Damian: I quit Robin.

Tim: You can do that???

Jason: First I’m hearing about it.

Dick: Aww Dami what superhero name have you picked now?

Damian: I will become a doctor.

Dick: …

Dick: YOU CAN DO THAT??

Jason: You’ve done it brat. You’ve escaped.

Tim, still muttering: You can quit Robin? How long has it been?