#THIS IS SO SO SO GAGGING HOLY SHIT

[lilmaymayy]

😨stumbled across this and oh my

catboy!coryo eating out puppygirl!reader but she gets too excited and aroused and ends up squirting/pissing all over his face 😔🩷

yeah yeah yeah yeah

like it probably took Coryo a good fifteen minutes to even get you to focus enough so he could get between your legs because the prospect of his tongue lapping at you was enough to make you overly excited.

And Coryo's done it enough times, he knows he needs to hold you down, and he does it well. Your hand is in his hair, brushes at his ear occasionally, which twitches every time, but not in an unpleasant manner.

The noises you let out for him are truly the reason he does it though. The soft little whines and whimpers that leave your mouth as he licks into your hole are all the stimulation he needs. He doesn't have to press himself to the bed because your sounds are enough. Maybe he glosses over the fact that you seem more excited than normal for this, that you're already so drenched when he gets your underwear off and he's barely done anything.

Coryo does not question it and just dives in. He usually adds his fingers, but he doesn't this time, letting his nose press to your clit while licks into you, wanting to taste you all for himself and prolong it as much as possible.

But he overestimates your patience. It's one thing to control the buck of your hips, all he gets are whines of protest before you're succumbing to moans from how good his tongue feels. But it's another thing to combat your excitement. He should have known. He knows you enough to know what happens when you're excited.

You're so close to finishing, the tension tight in your body as you feel it build, and before it even breaks, a softer whine leaves your lips and you feel the tension from your bladder release instead.

"Fucking hell," Coriolanus whispers, but he couldn't move his head in time because your stream hit right to his face, dampening it, the stream coming out strong and hissing. He does lift his head after the initial shock, squeezing your hips and looking up at you frantically as he blinks his eyes, "Puppy, stop," he tries to tell you, but you're all whines and content whimpers. He chastises himself for not realizing this would happen as he wipes his face.

You don't stop. It feels too good and Coriolanus isn't moving away. He's watching it soak your comforter and puddle beneath you. Your hand finds his hair and you tug. He winces, "Puppy," he tries to scold you again.

"You stopped, don't stop, please don't...," you continue incoherently and he rolls his eyes, your stream lessening enough that he goes back to lick at your cunt, not minding the added taste.

With a small press of his tongue to your clit, you release, moaning out for him, and he licks you through it. Some piss still dribbles out once you're done and Coryo can't help but lick at it as it does, soothing his hands on your thighs.

"You can't do that next time," he mumbles, always going to deny how much he loves it.

[egophiliac]

we were fucking ROBBED

[old-skyguy]

The silly stupid alien show about ghosts that steal your cock and balls just pulled the most gut wrenching, poignant shit possible and portrayed it so artistically and meaningfully what is even life.

This was MASTERFULLY done. The visual and environmental storytelling, the subtle foreshadowing, and inject those motifs into my fucking BLOOD.

Ho. Ly shit. Good fucking lord.

[justpassingbyoursht]

Yknow when I first saw Chronos i couldn't quite take him seriously bc he's... he's a twink. who gave him that tiny tiny waist and those birthgiving hips? why is he built like that? i expected a giant or something, i mean the big 3 brothers are built ykno their father should be big muscly guy too right?? and then i realized he's got an hourglass shape and. 😶

my bad supergiant u are right. titan of time. hourglass. titan of time? hourglass. checks out ✓ he is hourglass shaped. an hourglass. ⌛that. that is him. titan of time alright. hourglass

but still that tiny waist

[piranya]

2005 -> 2013 -> 2024

i re-redesigned my old pokemon oc Deveon that i used to roleplay as on furcadia. lol. ref sheet under cut

(not really a """mode""" it can literally just stand up & put on clothes if it feels like it)

[transpecter]

holy fuck just had the best experience with a hookup last night, we went out to the parking lot of a park late at night with nobody there and sat in his trunk, stargazing. we had fucked at my place earlier so he couldnt cum again but i stood between his legs and overstimulated the tip of his cock while he whimpered, my hand covering his mouth. if anybody pulled up they would have seen everything. when he got too loud i berated him and told him to shut up and take it, and every time i felt him throb in my hand, it was so so so fucking good. i cant wait to meet up with him again, he was so perfect 😵‍💫

(op is a gay man, he/him)

[puppyeared]

[grassbreads]

So I started reading nno recently, and when I got to Yoite's introduction late in volume 1, it unexpectedly unearthed a long-forgotten memory from deep in the back of my brain.

Back in like 2013, I got really into the world of D.Gray-man fanart/fan comics on deviantart, which led me to something called ✨The Miserable Anime Boys Club✨. This was a goofy crossover comic about the extra-tormented male main characters of various series coming together to form a support group of sorts.

I don't think I'd ever heard of nno before finding that comic, but Miharu and Yoite were both recurring characters in it, so this was functionally my introduction to the series. They kinda stuck out to me despite being minor background characters, especially Yoite. In particular, Yoite's fucking hat burned itself into my brain, to the point that just seeing the original version was enough to dredge the memory of this comic up from the abyss.

This is because Yoite's hat was drawn like this:

I don't think he ever once spoke in the comic, and they never showed his eyes. He was just there lurking silently in his giant hat.

Please come experience this relic of my tweenage years with me

[eyestrain-addict]

This episode scalped me then tied my bald ass to the back of a 4 wheeler and dragged me around on concrete till I was nothing more than a wet disgusting slab of meat. 10/10

[ouroboroscully]

emily was going to be buried with scully’s crucifix necklace on!!!! emily was going to be buried with scully’s crucifix necklace on!!!! emily was going to be buried with scully’s crucifix necklace on!!!! oh my god oh my god!!!!!!!!!! the gravity of this oh my god

[dynasty-dabbles]

Helluva fans how we feelin???

[help-me-or-kelp-me]

For a while I've wanted to do a comic inspired by @/turtleboyofficial and @/ask-azelf-nuzlocke where Terapagos wakes up on its own, assumes human form, escapes from Area Zero, and basically takes the place of the protag, with... interesting results. (Specifically during the DLC.)

[alaskan-wallflower]

is it normal to almost throw up because you’re taking sculpting and working with those plaster strips and the texture and smell is absolutely heinous and you would rather curl up in a ball and die than have to touch that shit anymore or is that just me

[catz-dave]

so im not particullary allowed to trick or treet in my house because its seen as sinful and can condemn you to hell even though its just asking people for candy in childish costumes-

so i went to the internet

if any of you asshats(/lh/j) see this fucking raptor rapit thing in your inbox on the 31st screaming at you for candy, it was tottaly my fault

reeses... sour patch... god damn fucking nerds...

[strawberrystepmom]

(My mind saw a vision and I had to write it, plus a very nsfw gif... if you want to ignore the ask I don’t mind 😆)

I totally imagine him clenching his fists with a slight blush, pretending not to be affected - because really it was just one, ONE bottle of wine, please - while you sit next to him, bare legs thrown over his and slowly caressing his arm.

All it takes to crumble his carefully crafted resolve is you running your foot up his thigh and biting your glossy lips. With a grunt, he pulls you to straddle him in one swift movement, pushing your hips down directly onto his so you can feel how much you affect him.

By the time you grab into his hair and kiss him, he has already snuck his fingers past your panties and started to tease you. "So pretty" are the only words you hear before he works you open and fucks you, deep and intense like only wine-tipsy brings, right there on the sofa.

well I mean uh ummm uhhh uh uh

[rewritingcanon]

noooo way we gotta throw the whole security council away this shit is not working no more 💀