#THIS IS ALL A PLOT TO MURDER HER
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no, but the way, cersei brushes sansa's hair with her fingers after telling her ilyn payne will kill her if stannis wins his battle, so they can all die together. this intimate, almost maternal gesture following a death threat. and then later a similar gesture is used with her actual child, when intimidating the king himself, her youngest, after threatening to have his whipping boy brought in to be beaten before them. just as she scared sansa, she scares tommen, also thought to be meek as sansa was. cersei only knows how to rule through fear but in these certain cases, she can sometimes mix in acts of tenderness too for a particularly unsettling combination.
#valyrianscrolls#asoiaf meta#asoiaf#cersei lannister#sansa stark#tommen baratheon#like with sansa she wants her as a daughter-in-law bc she seems unthreatening#but she also somewhat relates to sansa saying she'll survive humiliation as cersei did bc she's stronger than she looks#and w tommen his perceived weakness frustrates her as unlionlike esp as she idealizes joff after his death#but it also makes her even more protective of him to justify all her schemes and plots against her enemies#tommen himself wants no harm to come to his wife and in-laws and sansa no longer wanted any part in cersei's schemes either#(c)lsb#happy murderous meowmeow monday!#you're stronger than you seem
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im murder im mansplain and im malpractice the QUESTIONABLE CRIMINOLOGY TRIO
#mina is murder. vh is mansplain and jack is malpractice. of course#to answer questions:#babby quincey doesn't exist yet#and how involved jonathan gets in this depends heavily on mina's sense of what is best for her husbands frayed constitution#as in a) husbands and wives should tell each other everything and all that or b) Jonathan Is At The End Of His Rapidly Fraying Tether#let's hope she finds a compromise#and yeah arthur did fund their little outfit! for roughly a year after which they found no vampires and collectively decided to move on#it's only that something.....is stalking the hospital where seward (washed up and running from himself) finds himself working#arthur does have a scene! but i really want to keep this as trim as possible bc i tend to go overboard with plot and characters#realise mina is giving live slug reaction here. sorry
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people coming out of alien romulus with the opinion that it didn't make sense that the characters would act so stupid is so funny to me. don't make me point at the sign.
#they were prepared for a silly little oceans 11 heist not giant monster murder tag#they're teenagers who don't know what that is and had to learn exactly how dangerous a xenomorph is on the spot#also! the plot gave several reasons for why all of them specifically would act like that ie. bjorn's freakout bc of how he lost his mom#that this is rain and tyler's last chance to escape off planet and their only idea of how#kay wanting what she thought was best for her unborn baby even if it was at a danger to herself#navarro freaking out with bjorn bc as a pilot she must also be deeply familiar with how indifferent company synths can be about human life#and also that thing was just in her wind pipe! she's still spiraling after being forcibly impregnated in her ribcage#alien romulus#trash posts
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reblogs a bunch of my deadloch stuff to ensnare my dunmeshi followers into watching deadloch
#deadloch#PLEAASSEEEEE#PLLEEEEASSSSEEEEEEEEEEE#you guys like yuri right.#Deadloch has all the yuri…#It has canon yuri and also yuri I personally made up In my mind palace#It’s a story about detectives that somehow manages to also be anti police#The cast is almost entirely women#It has murder and betrayal and angst and comedy and weirdly refreshing social commentary#The main duo is an enemies to friends to basically in a polycule thing#Don’t quote me on that last part#There’s a character who kneels beside an injured character grabs her hand and says “I’m not leaving you” while said injured character#Orders her to leave and prioritize the case#Sorry is that spoilers#Don’t worry about it#theres gay divorce#There’s gay sex set to the song “cherry bomb”#Indigenous B plot#The acting is so good#SrslyIt’s so good#It’s only 8 episodes guys please#AM I CONVINCING ANYONE YET#WATCH DEADLOCH
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son boy raccoon trash can man suffering in a dnd au as a cleric bc his warlock will not stop committing murders and he has to keep coming up with reasons murder is valid to convince the gm its fine and under control
#my characters#oops i fell in love#right is trying his best in the au to think about all the logic behind killing someone despite being a cleric SPECIFICALLY#bc he refuses to hurt anyone irl or in dnd and ok fine their warlock can have a little murder as a treat#and the body count is adding up and hes like ... so tired..... please can you not kill for five minutes im running out of excuses#fwiw he has the weird logic of the group in the base plot and the guy who is the gm here#is v open about ok but if we ask right then hell give an unhinged answer completely thought out and rationalized#and in fact asks him hey i know you refuse to hurt people but im having a debate with these two coworkers#if you had to commit a crime for aaaaaanyone on the planet who would you commit a crime for#and he doesnt even hesitate to say luca obviously to which the asker is like WHAT ABOUT MY DAUGHTER#YOU WANNA MARRY HER AND WONT COMMIT A CRIME FOR HER? but LUCA? of all people???? not even brent?#and right is just so confused because first off brent would probably be the one committing a crime for him without being forced#(brent agrees with this statement with a shrug) and second off luca has really weird coworkers and thought he was getting stalked for a bit#due to a misunderstanding with said one weird coworker so yeah obviously right would threaten the guy with a gun which is illegal and#third and final how could he face his beloved angel (the daughter mentioned above) if he was a criminal#he cant tarnish a sweet little innocent girls opinion by committing a crime IN HER NAME gosh fuck off with that attitude#he has STANDARDS thank you very much#and the three at the table are all like okay yeah that was really thought out on the fly youre right#also brent do not commit any crimes for him please and brent just nods in agreement bc ok he wont commit a crime unprompted#also hi animal crossing emotes are so fun to doodle for bye#once again i am baffled by how different the colors look on my laptop in the art program vs posting to tumblr#im going to go insane at how different they look#IM COLOR PICKING FOR MY OWN OCS AND ITS SO WRONG LOOKING IDK MAN
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"I think your days of pink lipstick and ribbons are behind you." -Cinna
I have always hated the Victory Tour outfits in the movie, because besides being Ugly, they also go way off base from the intention of making Katniss seem like a sweet innocent teenage girl. I think they were just too afraid of Katniss seeming "girly" and not a #girlboss. So here are vague doodles of different outfits from the Victory Tour in my head + an interpretation of the weird mini skirt outfit they have in the movie which you KNOW would've been scandalous and impractical to her.
Bonus: Taking a break on the train
#the directors were concerned about jennifer being too old and then never wanted to reference her being a child again after the first movie#they were cowards bc theres something so fun about katniss dressed all sweet and innocent scowling and plotting murder#katniss is embarassed peeta is combusting#i know there are slight references to her outifts but i uhhhh disregarded that bc i dont care that much#katniss everdeen#katniss everdeen art#thg#thg art#thg outfits#katniss outfits#my art#sketch#digital art#artists on tumblr#can you guess the celebrity i use as a ref
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this is OBJECTIVELY the best warrior cats plush they've ever made
#warrior cats#mapleshade#she is so scrungly#look at her evil eyes#you can tell she is plotting murder underneath all that fluff#where the fuck are her feet
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FFS Sharena
Forget the "uwu Momo was said to be an equal to the 10 Dudes" he was part of them, and erased because he was slaughtering people too much and loved to garden a lot
"She imbued this weapon -
that is totally just a normal weapon not a living corpse made with the essence of a being that was created by the goddess and wielded the purest/rawest form of magic that was passed in that being's blood and is basically what you call "Crest"
-with her magic and now can use it as her own"
Watch as the next Mary-Ann alt will reveal that if the relic reacts to her, it's not because of her crest (and the fact that the relic is still someone reacting to their own blood) but because she's just so badass that she can animate this chunk of metal and casted a spell on it to make it more OP than an iron sword.
#fodlan nonsense#heroes salt#at this point i'm pretty sure FEH didn't read the memo about what are the relics#only light in this tunnel is how the JP version removed the 'uwu imbued her magic in it uwu'#but rather she uses the magical powers imbued in the sword - not that she imbues said sword with magic herself#First the momo sobstory#and now this shit#Seriously either the localisation team missed something with pronouns#or they don't understand what relics are supposed to be#and the fact that the spin-off much like the fandom in general dgaf about this plot point#i can get making memes or shitpost like I'm the first one to type science experiments and whatnot#but here it's like having people telling to Tellius characters that Beorcs and Laguz can fuck and love each other without any consequences#for any party involved (bar getting a kid!)#and i'm like... no? Not at all?#idk it's like Atlus or the fandom who would only reduce Fodoquia to funny flying man who flies around#and loves his people#when the reality is well sure he is funny flying man who flies around with Bryce#but his feelings regarding his people are heavily mixed with a tendency on 'negative' at best#they fucking murdered his kid damn it#“yeah let's not talk about that instead let's flanderize him”#it's the same stuff with Fodlan regarding Relics and Nabateans in general
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I'm causally interested in basically all Fallout ship combinations, but I really need Walton Goggins/evil wife. plz make this good for me, show.
#something about how he plays this very classically masculine cowboy#and he's a hollywood superstar and clearly a catch in universe#but you know. walton goggins. extremely hot through force of personality#and she's this very feminine and conventionally beautiful woman#but also he's her arm candy. she's his bad billionaire boyfriend who lies to him so he doesn't worry his pretty little head about#the mass murder she's plotting#all of which is fun and kind of sexy but what really makes it for me is that he loves and trusts her SO much like he really believes in he#he's so on board for anything she wants to do#he lends her his image his good name his fame#and she uses it to the most horrifying ends imaginable! and she clearly loves him she loves their family. maybe she's even telling the trut#when she says she's doing it for their daughter#the sexy sexy BETRAYAL#the gut punch. did she try to kidnap him along with her daughter to put him in a vault i must know.
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happy birthday to the consecutive reigning champion of the white boy of the month award, jacin clay. thank you for loving your shizophrenic princess and never punishing her for her illness, truly the perfect boyfriend
#the lunar chronicles#jacin clay#you may have been ableist to cinder and put the lives at risk of the rampion crew…TWICE#but it was all in the same of defending your best friend who is at risk of being murdered by her step mom#so i guess you did havebyour priorities in order in a way#but thanks for never losing the plot my guy#mine
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to be fair I still haven’t seen episode 9, but. I’m still 100% a “korkie is actually secretly korkie kryze-kenobi and his daughter is rey making her rey kenobi” truther
#sw feels#it’s been a while since I saw the force awakens but from what I remember her parents left/died? when she was young and idk maybe korkie got#reluctantly pulled back into mandalorian politics feuds or murder plots etc and tried to leave rey with someone who’d take care of her but#her planet being as rough as tattooine meaning she quickly ended up on her own. but I still love my rey kenobi and korkie kenobi headcanons#and I think it just ~fits~#plus like idk but. the way rey dresses before she meets finn or poe and already looks like she’s emulating Jedi fashion? truly obi wan level#s of ‘hiding in remarkably extremely plain sight’ behavior#it just Makes Sense TM to me#oh and btw in case it wasn’t clear: korkie is a kenobi bc obi wan and satine 😋#‘’’’’’’nephew’’’’’’’ yeah we are all side eyeing that extremely LOL#plus rey kenobi is just such a fun headcanon#tangential secondary hints of#obitine
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If you're still doing character bingo and haven't gotten her yet: Laura Murdoch Collins <3
a few people requested her and i think it's because everyone knows that i'm batshit (ha) insane about this woman. what if bertha mason was a blonde femme fatale in the middle of collinsport's most toxic manslaughter polycule. i'm in love with her. laura collins wants to grill me to a crisp? medium or medium well my beautiful beloved terrible wife?
#i don't mean this in a I Defend Her kind of way but laura can do whatever she wants forever#(although — if i spoke at length about it. i do think there are elements to laura's story that are very sympathetic#aside from the whole witch child-murder thing she has going#and marrying her grandson. can't really support her on that one)#but — i really really Really get her with the 1956 plot#and taking the human rather than the supernatural perspective is soooo interesting.#if you consider that she was already pregnant; burke was probably going to go to prison and take the fall for roger;#roger is the objectively Better choice as far as both material wealth and prestige goes#of course she marries him. of course!#and she finds herself in an utterly loveless marriage founded on hate and betrayal — a husband who is indifferent at best and cruel at wors#and she likewise to him!#finding herself under such pressure that she turns to liquor; that she falls to female madness; institutionalized; exiled;#and the one connection she has in the world (her son) becomes warped beyond all recognition#through the supernatural; to become something unjust and unclean#as his very conception — an event warped through her and roger's betrayal of burke#on our watchthrough i've also been Extremely interested in the relationship between her and vicki#both in a simple 'i love r/v and it should be more jane eyre' kind of way;#but also in the way that... vicki is one of her only allies at the start? she's extremely on laura's side — as someone without a mother.#and she's also a reflection of her in the past — in the middle of roger and burke (not so literally)#relatively poor — hoping to find belonging through marriage — existing primarily through the repetition of her own name.#wanting david as their son desperately.#dying-suffering-french-stalkers#➤ answered. ┊ Collinsport 4099.#➤ meme responses. ┊ boo !
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There are a lot of possible keyholes for Rakha's flophouse key in the dormitory area.
However, the annoying fellow who was badgering her about the Steel Watchers is walking around, so some more exploration is in order before committing to property theft. Specifically, she's interested in the ladder that leads to the upper floor, given the note they found downstairs about it being expanded.
Rakha has had a lot of L's lately, so I'm going to go ahead and give her a W here for once and say that her skill at observation and extrapolation allows her to notice that the obvious available floor space here doesn't match what they saw on the outside. (She actually does have a +d6 to everything rn because of the Moment of Ecstasy back in the Caress.)
And from there she notices that the wardrobe has a very subtle keyhole.
The hidden room smells of blood. Immediately all of Rakha's senses are on alert. She feels herself starting to salivate, her heart rate pulsing faster.
The tables in the room are strewn with papers soaked in red.
Rakha's head aches longingly. Her fingers twitch, unconsciously mimicking the motions of cutting and ripping described in the paper.
The most interesting piece, though, is this:
The names continue, a full page of them. Rakha stares down the list, taking in each name one at a time. Stelmane. Lorgan. Dribbles.
They knew Orin and the Bhaalists were involved with Lorgan and Dribbles' death. But this shows that Stelmane's death is also connected - which makes sense, as it opened the way for Gortash's ascension. And to judge by this paper, there are many others marked for death, and their purpose is not only for the support of the Absolute plot.
The Dread Lord's Tribunal in the Temple of Bhaal.
She realizes abruptly that she is sitting down on the floor, staring at the paper and clutching at the scar on her head.
Wyll crouches next to her. "Do you remember something?" he asks softly.
She shakes her head. "No. But it's... familiar..." She swallows. And it is. Something resonates painfully about those words. The Dread Lord's Tribunal.
The smell of blood is stronger in this corner. She looks down, her eyes involuntarily focusing on the spray of blood there, parsing its meaning.
"Something was dragged," she mutters hoarsely. "Under the bed."
She shifts, running her fingers along the blood trail, following it into the shadows - and closing them around cloth.+
"Another victim?" Rakha asks. Wyll shrugs uncertainly.
The woman has another key on her body.
Rakha squints at it curiously. There were numbers carved on the chests downstairs, the ones next to each of the beds. This person was a tenant here.
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Back downstairs, Jaheira talks with the annoying fellow in the dormitory area to keep him distracted while Rakha loots the dead woman's chest.
All that's in it is a diary, barely used.
"Her boy." Rakha tilts her head to the side. "The one who killed her, perhaps? A Bhaalist."
Jaheira, surprisingly, has acquired a strange look on her face that Rakha doesn't know how to parse. "A child she raised, who turned on her nevertheless," she mutters. "A bitter way to die indeed."
#bjk plays bg3 durge#rakha the dark urge#eyyyy learned about the murder plot#hector (or rather i playing hector) didn't really pay much attention to this reveal the first time around#so it's fun giving it a little more focus#and yes jaheira IS thinking about Fault Lines muahaha#standard disclaimer that i'm sorry i'm so slowwww lately :(#my brain is mush#i was hoping there'd be a reason in these reveals for rakha to realize ffion worked at the caress#but nothing in any of the docs indicated her name or where she worked#MIGHT Have made the connection if she'd gone to elminsters library but she didn't#so all she gets is a weird bhaal-related headache#and a list of potentially dead people#leaving it there for tonight; this weekend we get lae'zel kidnapped and the business with wyll's pact so things will pick up :D
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they were doing “is madeleine a pedo for being attracted to claudia” discourse on twitter the other day and i would like it very much if twitter was just nuked as a website lol
#rani makes text posts no one will read#claudeleine#my answer is who cares#my deeper answer is madeleine knows claudia over the span of several years & seems to think she’s met & befriended a 16ish year old & by the#time things start getting more overtly romantic madeleine thinks she’s like a grown adult. this is very clearly stated in the show.#my even deeper answer is that the eroticism surrounding claudia’s body is like Part Of The Plot the fact that she has a child’s body and an#adult’s mind & what that potentially means for her romantically & sexually is a defining part of her character & the entire point of#madeleine in the narrative is to give claudia someone who desires her as she is & doesn’t want to change her is it weird perhaps that she’s#clearly attracted to a teenager but isn’t pushing that boundary at all maybe! but she refers to the nazi she fucks as a ‘scared boy’ so i do#think that a) madeleine is already quite young herself and b) madeleine much like louis armand lestat daniel etc has this sort of dark & odd#moral code that essentially means she does not give a shit that her potential lover & life companion looks like a child she’s attracted to#claudia sexually regardless And That’s What Makes Her A Good Candidate For Vampirism!!!!!!!!!#my final answer is who the fuck cares omg these characters are out here dropping each other from the stratosphere & turning their murders#into public spectacles & lynchings these are all mass murderers and you’re mad madeleine wants to fuck claudia who she thinks is like 19??#be soooooo fucjing fr with me omg i’m tired of age gap discourse and i say this as someone who has partaken in it yall don’t even know what#makes age gaps like ~problematic in relationships i hate u guys#anyways in my mind they fucked crazy nasty literally two seconds after madeleine was changed & the only reason they didn’t do it before was#cuz claudia was worried about accidentally killing her otherwise trust they would have had some floaty sex in the back of that shop!!!!!
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spotify cover for my little rainbow factory au thats marinating in my brain
#akira art#mlp#my little pony#creepypasta#mlp grimdark#rainbow factory#rainbow factory dash#scootaloo#rainbow factory au#hrhgugheghg i have it all written out#not all of it but. main plot points i mean#my version is like a murder mystery story#it takes place about 15/20 years into the future during twilight's reign over equestria#twilight's reign is considered a peaceful reign so she's left with yknow princess-ly duties and the rest of the mane 6 carry out their#career lives . usual stuff .. only rainbow dash is the main lead in the rainbow section of the weather factory instead of wonderbolt s#long story short scootaloo's friend goes missing and presumed dead but she believes they're still alive#and goes on a hunt to find out what really happened to them and where they are#(( with the help of apple bloom and sweetie belle yay!!!!!! ))#i wanna turn it into a comic sometime soon it would be sooo cool#lots of conflicting emotions in all of the characters you can imagine#twilights still grasping the existence of the rainbow factory and how celestia could let this happen during her and luna's reign and there#- just HAS to be a better way to harvest spectra#and then scootaloo believing her friend is still alive and having no idea about the existence of the factory ( nor does anybody else forsur#anyways. enjoy my rambling
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some people think “you have no idea of her strength” was pointless narrative dickriding re: lestat but i think it was absolutely fucking perfect. praising his daughter’s virtues while memorizing the big speech he will give to defame her in front of a jeering crowd and condemn her to death
#and then delivering it. and condemning her to death#like‼️that’s it that’s what it is what else is there to say#i feel like not enough people take in the context that he said all that and absolutely DID let her die#her parents loved her. they didnt protect her from harm. they actively harmed her. it resonates because the love was real#they loved her but it might’ve been kinder if they didn’t!#also EYE love when characters are silly awful hypocrites#if you respect her sooo much monsieur why don’t you politely withdraw from this plot to murder her. bitch.#iwtv#bay’s originals
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