#THIS IS ABSOLUTELT INCREDIBLE

[youngestdaughtersyndrome]

everyone who is anti eating in bed is so brave .... i could never

[lifeintheworldtocome]

cant fucking tell which one of those lyrics i am more insane about

[kneebie]

I'm posting on Dr. Gay Hitler because that is absolutelt incredible, but a small fact check for the previous post.

Lynchburg is named after John Lynch, whose brother, Charles Lynch, did invent the concept of lynching through extrajudicial Lynch laws. From what I can find, Charles was a colonel during the american revolutionary war, and these were largely just him deciding how to kill British loyalists and soldiers without due process. Dude was ordered to stop a conspiracy to release British prisoners of war by Jefferson, bringing them to Richmond for trial, and decided to kill them all, instead.

And so--lynchings. The other brother might have done the war crimes, but given what lynching has become synonymous with today and the heavy affiliation, there have been calls from as recent as last year to (reasonably) change the name.

Source:

Extra tidbit: I used to live in Lynchburg and it suuuuuuucks. Liberty University is there, founded by Jerry Falwell, and it's so fuckin weird, how isolated such a big town feels because of LU's grasp.

I was reading something about Whitestown, Indiana and my eyes nearly popped out of my head thinking it was one of THOSE comically racist towns. Nice to know, at least the name, wasn’t that.

[lifenconcepts]

I associate you with this Swan Plushie I own.

I have no idea why, I just do.

((The Plush is incredibly soft))

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IM HONOUEED IM UTTERLY AND ABSOLUTELT HONOURED!!!! I- I Have a lovely dog plush that I associate with you slightly, smells like cookies, it guards my typewriter.. will send a picture soon :3

[cornerstorebitch]

tumblr i will kill you if u keep updating without my permission.

anyway it always makes me sad to read articles from pet owners who have pets die from flea & tick treatment or over the counter medication side effects but if you have animals. you have to understand that any product being sold for your dog or cat is not gonna be NEARLY as regulated as something you buy for a person. if youre giving an animal medication you didnt receive from a vet with specific instructions youre always taking a risk. (and even if it is from a vet, honestly. animals are small. they have delicate systems.) basically in conclusion you should always thoroughly research anything you give to an animal but especially meds. and never use flea collars (but ESPECIALLY not grocery store flea collars come the fuck on.)

[parkore]

all of western cinema combined wishes it even had .1% of the raw power that the paprika opening has

[chayspopatolhisps]

I loved this Grantaire so much I cant even describe how amazing he was. All of the storytelling that hapoened wirh his blocking, vocals and actung was incredible and it added so much to the show. Him in the final battle with Gavroche was absolutelt heartbreaking especially when he was the last to die. I am never gonna recover I LOVE HIM SO MUCH

TOUR THOUGHTS

Saw the Les Miserables Tour at the Princess of Wales Theatre in Toronto on May 21 2024; here are my thoughts (Long read, sorry I have a lot of feelings)

Prologue/Look Down/Valjean's Soliloquy

We got like, holographic waves crashing and the men are rowing a boat LIKE THEY'RE SUPPOSED TO BE it's awesome

Oh my god the pipes on the background actors were so good. THE SUN IS STRONG ITS HOT AS HEEELLL BELOW

I miss Javert's stupid guard hat. Was bareheaded as he gave Valjean his yellow ticket

PETIT GERVAIS?????????? Valjean steals a little boy's coin when he's roaming the countryside 😭

Randy Jeter as the Bishop blew me away. Not just his voice but his acting was FANTASTIC every single movement was like. I am an old bishop. This is how an old bishop moves. Idk idk it was really good

Nick Cartell did a great job w Valjean overall, but I totally loved him as pre-MsurM Valjean the most. He acts like a feral animal, grabbing the wine out of the nun's hands and the bread from the priest all hunched over and practically snarling - very very cool and awesome

At the End of the Day

Not a negative but when we went to At the End of the Day there was very minimal lighting and my first thought was Oh no the lighting broke hope they fix it and we don't have to have a brief intermission but then when they went 'At the end of the day there's another day dawning' the lights went up and I was like OHHHHHHHHHHHH so that's just me not understanding lighting direction

Foreman killed it, so did all of the factory workers I love all the interactions and ad-libbing in the background it makes me so happy to see

Every time I saw a tall graceful ensemble member I was like '"That's Kyle Adams" and 8/10 times I was right. Otherwise it was Daniel Gerard Bittner

I Dreamed A Dream

OKKKK VOCALS???? Haley Dortch has such a beautiful, clear, emotional sound and she left not a dry eye in the house. Literally the second intermission hit my parents and myself were like. Holy shit dude what about that Fantine

I got her autograph after the show and she was so so sweet 🥺 She accidentally messed up her signature and had to redo it and was apologising to me and I was like GIRL you brought the house down you could stab me right now and I'd be like 'Thanks have a good one'

Lovely Ladies / Fantine's Arrest

Bamatabois (David Andino) was a standout performance, really chewed the scenery and I adored every second he was on stage (Plus his costume was fantastic)

The other girls defending Fantine 🥺

I like that after the police show up and they basically arrest all of the ladies and pimps, regular well-off citizens come out to witness Valjean defending Fantine from Javert. Thought it was a nice touch

Fantine's Death

My first and only cry of the evening, Haley Dortch no one does it like you

The Confrontation

If you've heard me talk about the confrontation you'll know that I absolutely hate the new chain choreography, HOWEVER. I really really liked it this time. Preston in particular gave it a lot of physicality that I enjoyed

Nick Cartell is a little guy and I don't really believe that his Valjean managed to knock out Preston's Javert

For some reason the percussion was really loud and I could barely hear the vocals so I don't have many thoughts on them

Master of the House / Waltz of Treachery

MATT CROWLE YOU WILL ALWAYS BE FAMOUS

Both Thenardiers were fantastic, not a crazy amount of ad-libbing but when they did they made it count ("BYE, BAGUETTE")

Madame in particular was hilarious

Master of the House is very busy in a good way, everywhere you look interesting things are happening. Another number where the ensemble shines and you can tell everyone is having a blast

The Bargain was funny as hell, Thenardier tells Cosette to die in his arms and she goes limp when he's saying she's 'often been ill'

Valjean gives Cosette Catherine!

Look Down / The Robbery

Gavroche was super charismatic and confident, really great child actor (Milo Maharlika)

Eponine tosses Marius' book across the stage and he goes "I like the way you always ... tease 😐" They're such cute friends together

After Enjolras and the boys are done their preaching Enjolras gets stopped by a policeman and is told off 😭

During the robbery Montparnasse keeps Marius away by brandishing his little knife at him which I thought was cute

Also! Montparnasse is the only member of Thenardier's gang to escape during the Robbery!!! Which is a nice Brick reference

After Thenardier's 'In the absense of a victim' spiel he does this exact pose

Gavroche's little 'Clear the streets' 🫡moment is so cute

Stars

God I love Preston Truman Boyd

His Javert is so stalwart and reserved and dedicated, he's kind of robocop and it really really works, and you get to see just a smidge of vulnerability peek out in this song

ABC Cafe / Red and Black

I DON'T REMEMBER A LOT bare with me

Grantaire was absolutely the standout. Slapped Marius' butt with his coat. Stuck his wine bottle dick in Enjolras' face. Offered Combeferre a sip of his wine (who reluctantly accepted). Blew a kiss at Enjolras

Kyle Adams physicality is probably my favourite aspect of his Grantaire - he moves very assuredly, like a cat, in a way that is like okay he's drunk but he's so used to being drunk that his stumbling is more like dancing. I remember reading a fic that described Grantaire's movements in a similar way and I wonder if that was one of the fics Kyle took inspiration from?

OOH they did the wine bottle keep-away thing with Grantaire and Marius which I didn't know they still did so that was exciting

J.T Wood is such a cute Joly I love his voice

In Do You Hear the People Sing Grantaire grabs a gun and holds it at arms-length like it has cooties before handing it off to another student

Combeferre waves the flag both times (Here and in One Day More) and I'm not sure if it's always Combeferre who does that or if it's because Andrew Marks Maughan is clearly the most physically strong of the Barricade Boys

In My Life / A Heart Full of Love

Delaney Guyer is a really good Cosette in that she has a gorgeous voice and also has a lot of personality and actually reacts to things going on around her

Marius (who was played by Christopher James Tamayo for this performance) is such a cute little nerd. You can see him try to figure out what he's going to do, then he throws a rock at Cosette's window and kind of cringes at the noise - he's so unsure of himself and awkward

Cosette is very excited that he's here and closes the window right away, which prompts Marius' 'I'm doing everything all wrong!' until she reappears downstairs and they get to be cute dorks in love

Attack on Rue Plumet

I don't remember a lot but I DO remember that Eponine was really good here

When Valjean is like 'Tomorrow we'll away' Cosette goes 'WHAT? NO!'

David Andino is so good as Babet he is a chronic scene stealer at this point

One Day More

If you know Another thing about me you know I hate the One Day More box-step but it actually did not bug me this time. They put Grantaire next to Enjolras for the marching portion which is cute

On My Own

Holy shit Mya Rena Hunter delivered the most heartbreaking and powerful rendition of this I've ever heard

The Barricade

Loved Feuilly in his little part

Javert is a good spy. If I didn't know the plot of Les Mis I would've been like Holy shit that's Javert? Crazy. I love him drawing the 'plans' he'd overheard into the ground with a stick

Gavroche flipping Javert off >>>>>

Buff Combeferre is one of the two to drag Javert away to be tied up lol

A Little Fall of Rain

The only version of ALFoR that actually made me feel something

Marius and Eponine get a lot of time to be cute together before the barricade actually notices that she's dying - and Gavroche is the first to notice and gets a front row seat to her death which is heartbreaking

The First Attack

Grantaire's "AND SO THE WAR WAS WON!" was sooo scathingly sarcastic

Javert waited, like, 30 seconds to leave after Valjean freed him, with his back almost against the barrel of Valjean's gun as if he were hoping to be shot

When the gun went off the entire barricade abruptly snapped their heads to look at Valjean and the audience laughed 😭

Telling Valjean 'Well done' for shooting a tied up hostage is a strange choice

Drink With Me

I still hate 'For certain as the eagle flies' I think it's the dumbest line in the entire musical

Grantaire's part was very grand - His voice has like noticeably changed at this point in the musical to give it a sort of hoarse hopeless quality to it which absolutely hits you in the feels

Enjolras comforted him and I swear Grantaire let his hand linger on his cheek for a few seconds longer than normal before pushing him away

Gavroche hugged Grantaire from behind and Grantaire couldn't even turn around at first because he was so distraught and kind of blindly reached for him 😭

Chris Tamayo's Marius is such a poor little meow meow

Bring Him Home

Absolutely jaw-dropping performance from Nick Cartell

He sings Bring Him Home like it's a lullaby - which it's supposed to be

I don't exaggerate when I say that the applause went on for about a minute straight, and was the loudest of the night by far

Death of Gavroche / The Final Battle

Oh poor thang

Grantaire near the end of Gavroche's singing was turned away facing the audience like he knew Gav was going to die and couldn't bear to watch 🥺

Later on in the final battle Grantaire spends most of the time next to Gavroche's body in like a catatonic state

The SPOTLIGHTS representing BULLETS as Les Amis died almost made me lose it

Grantaire dies last, I'm sure he said something before he started climbing the barricade but I couldn't hear it 😭He and Enjolras still have their moment over Marius' body

The Sewer

Javert comes across Enjolras' cart-carried body (Still hate the cart but I can learn to appreciate it) and looks a bit uncomfortable

Then he stumbles upon Gavroche's corpse, kneels, and does the sign of the cross over him

Almost made me cry ngl

DOG EATS DOG WAS SO GOOD I LOVED IT

Javert looked like he wanted to shoot Valjean as he walked away with Marius

Javert's Suicide

HOOOOOOLYYYY SHIIIIITTTTT

It was so good

Preston Truman Boyd you will always be famous I fully believe that Javert had completely lost his mind at this point in the play

I don't have many thoughts on the rest but I loved Marius and Cosette reading Valjean's confession as he walked away with Fantine - and the Bishop hugging him as he arrives in heaven

Also Kyle Adams as Major Domo mincing about the stage in The Wedding was an absolute delight

Am very sleepy now but overall 10/10 I love this cast so much

[legobatjoker]

AUGH OKAY ITS NEARLY 4:30 I HAVE GOT TO GET TO SLEEP LIKE THIS MINUTES MOMENT AUUGH !!!!!!!!!!!!! soo this maybe quite short so sorry abt tht love but i do just really wanna say that !! i really do love you so so much my beloved i really really do !! like you really are soso much such a special and dear part of my life and bring me soso much joy and light and happiness my bleoved and i really really am soso grateful for that and and for you like !! it rly is such a wonderful thing to know you and talk to you and spend time with you and talk to you and bring me soso joy and light and you really ar esuch such an incredible wonderful firend to me aand make me feel soso loved and cared for and safe with you and it means so so much to know that your always here for me and i hope you know that im always here for you whenever you need me too and i realyl do just love you so so so very much my belvoed i really really do :'> i hope ur days been good and that you sleep so well tonight beloved, ilusmm <3 💗💞💕❣🥭🍋🍰🍓🦋🍊💞🌻✨✨✨✨

!!! DW AT ALLLL I COMPLETELY UNDERSTAND DEAR i just really hope ur able to get some good sleep despitee the late hour !!! but yeah omgggg you are such a special wonderful part of my life too flappy like you also bring me so so much happiness and joy that i am sooo grateful for and im grateful too that i get to bring that to you and be that for you and also that i can be that kind of good friend to you esp since you soo much are to me as well<:333!! like i am really incredibly glad i can make u feel like cared for and stuff and once again u r absolutelt the same for me so:33!! yeah j i love youuu gnight!!!💕🫶🏻🫶🏻🫶🏻💕💕💕🫶🏻🫶🏻💕💕💕💕🫶🏻🫶🏻💕💕💕🫶🏻🫶🏻🫶🏻

[ot3]

how do you think lawyer religion relates to the shinto-esque religion the feys have in the japanifornia mountains? also i think the von karma’s are catholic but gregory edgeworth was jewish

i think the lawyer religion and the shinto-esque fey religion have absolutelt nothing to do with each other. as stated i think we can trace lawyer religion from romanized polytheistic traditions but fey kurainese spirit channeling obviously has southeast asian roots in the kingdom of khura’in. presumably the fey family is a diaspora branch of indigenous khurainese people. i’d personally imagine that the fey family spent quite a few generations in japan after leaving khurain and then came to japanifornia once pacific trade started increasing but once again i havent played aa6 so im not up to date on any of the lore there.

jewish gregory edgeworth is very good and would also explain why he was working on christmas. i think making the von karmas catholic is incredibly funny, personally, so im inclined to agree there as well

[jigglybellysoftheart]

Do you prefer male or female feeders?

Male - i find women incredibly incredibly attractive sexually and aesthetically, but I feel uncomfortable with the idea of engaging in really anything other than making out with another girl....can someone please tell me if im bisexual??? This last bit ive gotten off almost exclusively to ladies and at some point i realized that straighr girls prolly arent as absolutelt enamored with other girls as me but I cant see myself in any sort of sexual or romantic relationship w another woman and it IS SO CONFUSING

[trulymadlysydney]

I’M SO FUCKING PROUD OF YOU SYDNEY I CANT EVEN BEGIN TO PHT IT INTO WORDS. SO SO SO PROUD. YOURE ABSOLUTELT INCREDIBLE AND I’M SO THANKFUL THINGS HAVE FINALLY WORKED OUT FOR YOU AFTER SO LONG OF WANTING THIS. I HAD A STRONG FEELING THATS WHAT THE EXCITING STUFF WAS SO I’VE BEEN PRAYING FOR YA AND I’M SO FUCKING GLAD ITS WORKED OUT. YOU DESERVE THIS BABY

You are SO sweet and this message just made me so happy!!! THANK YOU! I honestly cannot even begin to explain how beyond happy I am right now, I keep reading the email over and over to confirm that it’s real and that I’m not dreaming this 🥺

[torontoswiftie11]

TAYLOR YOU OWN THIS BEAUTIFUL MASTEPJEVE AND IT IS ABSOLUTELT INCREDIBLE

[mystey-here]

STOP I HAVE ABSOLUTELT NO CLUE HOW YOU WRITE THEM BOTH SO WELL BUT THIS IS SO INCREDIBLE I SWEAR TO GOD IM GETTING SO MANY NEW FAVORITES TODAY LIKE I LOVE THIS IM GOING TO LIVE IN THIS IDEA NOW

Can you write where reader is tickling Steven Grant and he says Marc to take the body , and when he takes he tickle reader little brutally

Minecraft Revenge

Words: 2666

Fandom: Marvel (MoonKnight)

Summary: Y/n finds out Stevens ticklish, and Marc gets revenge...

Warnings: tickle fic, I tried to be as respectful for those who have D.I.D so if there's anything disrespectful please hmu and correct me.

A/N: DONEEEEEE fucking hell I love Steven so much 😭💀 OMG ITS FRIDAY YAY- SHIT I gotta get ready fir school Cya!

And here you were, chasing Steven down the corridors of the compound. It was hilarious for everyone else to watch as you ran after him, he screaming and squealing while you were just inching up to him in speed.

You and Steven had been playing playing game on your PlayStation 5, Minecraft to be exact. The two of you had made a survival world and were making bases, he had gone out and found himself a pyramid to build his base while you decided to make one on the sea close by.

"Do you have any glass or sand I can use?" You asked him, looking 9ver to his screen. (You decided to play on your PC and let him play on PlayStation)

"Huh? Uh, no I don't think so-" Steven replied, looking into his inventory. You were a little confused though as there was literally a stack in his hotbar-

"What about in your hotbar?"

"Oh shit- yeah-" Steven, though being smart, was also sometimes an idiot. The two of you met between bases and exchanged some materials before running back home.

The two of you played for a while until you got up to go grab some snacks. You both logged out, you could be gone a few seconds but with this place you never know. Once you left your game for 5 minutes before Thor somehow ended up breaking your controller. You didnt even know he'd come back-

You both walked down the corridors to the kitchen talking about random things in minecraft. The two of you were making a plan about finding some diamonds and going mining together, living in the desert was cool but mining- not so much.

"Yeah, I've got some iron so I can make us some armour and weapons and shit" you offered, walking into the kitchen.

"Oh sweet! Okay, I'll go and find some trees for wood and beds. I'll also write down our bases coordinates"

The two of you entered and walked over to the cupboards, still chatting away.

You grabbed some water and coke while he grabbed some fruit from the fridge along with some other crap from the cupboards like chocolate and biscuits. The two of you continued to talk and joking around, when you got back to your bedroom Steven jumped on the bed and put the food on the bed, you put the drinks on the desk.

Everything was normal for about a minute, laughing and joking around. That's when you went to go grab a grape, but instead accidently poked Steven in the side causing him to yelp and jump off the bed.

For a moment the two of you looked at each other, blinking a little. You kept eye contact while this time actually grabbing a grape and popping it into your mouth.

"Steven..."

"What? Yeah? No- nothing- We should play minecraft-" He laughed nervously, thiugh he was hugging his sides subconsciously, even with a little blush on his face.

You couldn't help but smirk at him, "I never knew that..."

"Knew what? There ain't nothing to know- wehe are- i- let's play minecraft"

You decided to play a new game with him though as he could no longer keep eye contact, shuffling around nervously.

"Steven I thought we were close!"

"What?- what no, yeah we are close! You're like not even a meter away from me!-" with that he decided to take a step backwards, probably to get out of arms reach.

"See, now we're a meter apart, this is a good distance"

"Really?" You smirked. Steven smiled nervously.

"Yeah-"

You took a step firward, watching as his blush grew and step backwards again.

"Steven why do you keep moving away! I just want a hug!" You whined, obviously lying and putting out your arms, giving out grabby hands to him, only making him hug himself a little tighter.

"N-noho- no I think- this is good. See, hugging ourselves!"

You stepped forward again, him stepping back.

"Steven~" you taunted. Everything in Steven's body to him to run, especially the mirror which had Marc, smirking at him teasing him with wiggling fingers telling him to run.

"Shut up Marc! Y/n-" He couldn't help the wobbly smile on his face as he tried to protest but in a split second you'd jumped onto his sides and began to tickle him, though the man squealed like a little girl and ran like you'd never seen him run before.

"noho! Y/n!"

"Steven!~ I'm right behind you!" You yelled out.

And that's where you were now, dashing down the corridors, chasing Steven once you found out he was ticklish.

Honestly, it was Steven. You were surprised you hadn't found out sooner actually. Plus you were in a mischievous mood which minecraft just couldn't fulfill... but this could.

The two of you ran down corridors, around corners, even pumping into a couple people on the way.

"Steven! Better watch out! They're on your tail!" Someone cheered from behind, assuming it was Steven as if it was Jake or Marc, you'd be the one running. Steven yelped, turning around to see how much further behind you were.

"PISS OFF Y/N!" Steven and you made eye contact, obvious joy behind his eyes and laughter in his voice, then suddenly he slammed into the couch and tumbled forward, quickly getting trapped as you jumped on top of him, seizing the opportunity.

You trapped him between your thighs as he pathetically tried to fight, obviously not trying at all. (The two of you had sparred before, you knew he was stronger than that). He giggled and tried to push your leg so you'd fall, yet failing miserably when he looked up to see you wiggling your fingers at him, getting closer and closer with a big grin on your face.

Steven tried to shrink into himself and the sofa but failed miserably, already bursting into a thousand childish giggles in milliseconds.

"Wow Stevie, never realised you were so ticklish?! I haven't even touched you yet!" You laughed, hovering above his belly and wiggling your fingers. He was trying to cover him mouth now, embarrassed as the muffled giggles continued to fall out of his mouth.

"Yhy/nhn! WahahiT" before he even finished you dug your hands into his stomach, wiggling away and seeing how his voice went up about ten stories and burst into uncontrollable laughter, trying to cover his mouth.

"Aw, Steven! Don't hide your laughter" you laughed along with him, moving to squeezing his sides as if he was dough. This let out more muffled laughter as he began to scrunch his face up, shaking his head.

"You're laughter is amazing let me hear it!" You begged, beginning beginning trail up his ribcage making his laughter go very VERY high pitch, now merely squealing and kicking out if anything.

"What's that? Oh okay, I've got a new mission Steven, did you hear it? Probably not- but it's to get you to laugh out loud, aren't we lucky?" You teased, now lightly tickling his ribcage making him giggle up a storm, hands over his mouth and staring at you in horror and excitement, shaking his head with a smile too big to hide behind his hands.

You began to tickle his ribs properly again, making him squeal and shake his head, then quickly swapping to squeezing his sides, catching him off guard a little as he yelled out a laugh, but that wasn't it for you.

You continued your assault, but then decided to take this to another level, "Steven~ is everything alright? You seem a little distracted?" You asked, poking his sides now, one poke here, one poke there, each one catching him off guard and leaving him giggling.

"This is boring, I'm gonna play some music" you exhaled, pretending like you gave up, seeing the disappointed face where his hands let go of his mouth a little. Luckily, this was all you needed.

Quickly you were squeezing his sides again, but this time his instincts kicked in, grabbing your hands which somehow felt even more ticklish, and burst out into Steven-y laughter.

"WaHAiIt! WAiAiT! Noho FAhahIR! Y/n!" He screamed, shaking his head and trying to fight you off. Something made this all feel so much worse somehow for him, now distracted by his own laughter, going into more giggles when you tickled his tummy lightly.

Then you had a brilliant idea, Steven was on the edge but seemed to be having the time of his life, his laughter was loud but you knew there was one last thing to do to make him break.

"Steven~" you continued to squeeze his side while lifting up his shirt a little, the man's eyes went wide and he began to beg for you to stop, still laughing and smiling though.

"NoHO- nOhO y/N I cAhAAnT tAkhahake tHaHaT! StAhaAp iT" He was still laughing and only gently pushing you so you knew it was actually okay, but when you smirked at him and blew down- all he'll broke loose.

Steven pushed at your head when the second one came, screaming in ticklish agony, then kicked out at the third, begging with laughter, then the forth, fith... Steven called out for help and them suddenly began to call out a familiar name.

"MAHARC! MAHARC TAKE THE BODY TAHEHEAKE IT TAKE IT!" He then squealed your name before drowning in his own loud boyish laughter.

After a moment though his grip loosened and his body jumped a but, and somehow in a matter of seconds you were thrown onto the other couch, you burst out laughing,looking over to see as you assumed Marc, laying back heaving, their body obviously exhausted.

He looked dover to see your smug face and glared at you, calming down. After a moment though, his glare turned into a smirk. He got up and grinned at you, who was laying back on the couch watching him upside down.

"My turn"

Your eyes went wide as laughter already bubbled up in your chest. As much as you loved tickles, Marc and Jake were brutal. Damn well bloody brutal.

You tried to jump up and run away but you were quickly thrown backwards and underneath Marc in the same way you were over Steven. You giggled nervously, somewhat covering yourself from him.

"Oh how the tables have turned" Marc said with a grin, taunting you.

"Ihim sorry- please- we can go play minecraft and make you a base-"

"No no no, you need to be taught a lesson. Steven and you exhausted us so I'm getting recenge thanks" Marc tried to look serious but ultimately failed, holding his own mischievous grin on his face as he gently tickled around your neck to get you going.

"Whahait! Waiait!" You scrunched up, and began to giggle a little and that was all he needed. He then moved down to your sides unexpectedly and began squeezing them rapidly, making you jump out of your skin and burst into surprised laughter.

You begged a little but ultimately you knew this would be your demise. You never thought about death from tickles but holy shit Marc always made you question it.

He then moved yo to your ribs, scratching and zapping between your ribs, now getting full on screams out of you why you tried to push on his chest, laughing. You shook your head as he tazered your sides and ribs, the man was a whole lot worse and somehow got EVEN WORSE by teasing you.

Marc had tickled you before, along with Jake, you were surprised you'd never thought of doing I back until today, but with this, they also knew you weren't able to say the t word, and so, pain was born.

"Tickle tickle tickle y/n~" He teased, pinching and poking at your belly, then turning it into a spidering motion "does that tickle?" You didn't reply, your face getting a little redder buy overly trying to ignore him.

"You are so ticklish, almost as bad as Steven" He teased, then pulled up your arms and locked them in one hand on the couch.

"MAhArc wAit WAIT"

"Oh can't you handle a couple tickles?"

"MaRc iM sohorry!"

"Yeah? Me too kid" Suddenly there was a hand in your pit, scratching away as you threw your head back in bubbly laughter. You tried to fight back but it was considerably hard- once he got you fully begging he decided to do the wonderful finishing move you had done on Steven.

He leaned down and pulled up your shirt a little, squeezing your sides gently, teasing you a little before the grand finally.

"MahArC! MaHAHrC I'm sorry! I'm sohorry, don't!"

"You shouldn't be apologising to me" He grinned, then blew down on your tummy, this time really succeeding in making you throw your head back and squeal in laughter, kicking out behind him. You knew you were going to get revenge, but them thoughts disappeared when he blew down for a second time, then a third, then a forth...

"YOHOHOURE GOING TOHOHO KILL MEHEHEHE- MAHAHARRRCCCC!" You squealed as he blew a fith. You had no thoughts in your mind and just squealed and laughed, realising what it must have been like for Steven, though you still didn't feel that bad.

"Stevens waiting for an apology" He shrugged grinning and looking into a window with his reflection.

He then blew down another time, you gave up counting pretty quickly.

"STEHEHEVEN IM SORRY SOOHOHORRYSOHOHORRYSOHORHRHRRY!!!" Your words slured in laughter and you shook your head, dying on the inside.

Marc seemed to be listening to something, most likely Steven as he looked into the window (but he didn't give you any mercy, still tickling your sides as you weakly fought him off).

"Okay, fine, one last one for revenge though" He laughed, blowing down on your belly for one last time, though obviously letting this be the strongest and worst while still tickling your sides.

The noise you made wasn't human, and as soon as he let up even a little bit you threw yourself and him off the couch and onto the floor, he burst our laughing, much unlike him, but quickly quit and checked up on you. You were wrapping yourself in a hug and giggling, trying to stop whatever ghostly tickles were left on your skin.

"You alright y/n?"

"Fuhuck yohou"

"Round two?" He grinned, smirking at you. You jumped up though, apologizing desperately.

Marc laughed and patted you on the shoulder, then put his hands in his pockets. "Steven's laughing his ass off by the way" Marc's grin grew a little, knowing Steven he'd probably just yelled at him to shut up. You looked over to the reflection, obviously not seeing him but even so flipping him off with a playful smirk.

Marc laughed behind you and then began talking about something. You turned back around and asked if he wanted to play minecraft with you as Steven had already played and Marc seemed to care little. Turns out he didn't know how to play minecraft or what it even was?!?!

"Steven!? You hearing this! Mate doesn't even know minecraft- Marc you're so old" you teased, pretending to be annoying- which you were. In a nice kinda way.

Marc rolled his eyes and the two of you walked back to your room where you set him an account on your PlayStation and taught him controls, you assumed Steven was also trying to explain by how confused Marc was and kept yelling at him to shut up while fighting a Zombie.

You laughed and soon enough he'd learnt the controls and it SOMEHOW didn't take long till Marc had a better base than either you or Steven?! And then were pretty cool TwT

Later on you and Steven played again and the both of you were whining about Marc almost beating the game before you. It was a sad day for you both.

[crystu-cii]

Of course!! 💕💞💕💕💕💞💞

What a MOOD XDD OKAY I FEEL YOU ON THAT ONE SHOT THING TBH- LIKE IF YOU TAKE TOO LONG TO GET TO THE GOOD SHIT ILL JUST GET BORED YALL--

wHEeze okay mood-- I actually went in my backyard with a mask on today(not intentionally, my sister sprayed febreeze and I'm sensitive to fragrances soo-- but the entire time I was like "wtf I'm telling crys about this later" XDD

XDD YEAHHH-- XDDD oms MA'AM GO GET SOME SLEEP WH..... TAKE A NAP MISS......

XD also baby jail- puts a laundry basket over him- there now I'm safe-- dangg never had a pet?? I recommend a dog(specifically shelties/sheltie mixes!! They're beautiful and playful!! And the type of dog I've had all my life :3) I.. ban?? Like ban ban??? Wh????

I am! XDD I'd (at least probably) say something if I wasn't-- of course!!!! 💞💕💞💕💞💞💕

Me too!! I miss hanging out with them :/ but so many live super far sooo :,D OH DEAR-- yeah nonononoooo-- Do Not-- YEAH better safe than sorry nO--

I CAN TELL YOU THAT THE PUMPKIN AND CHERRY PIES WERE DELICIOUS, HAVEN'T HAD THE BIBLE YET- AH YES PHONE WERE EATING A BIBLE HOW COULD I THINK IT'S CALLED A COBBLER-- XDD WH- HOW DARE SHE INSULT PUMPKIN PIES LIKE THAT-- /HJ it sounds fairly weird but hey if it's good than cool!! XDD

BUT tREEeEeeE!!!!! DO YOU NOT ENJOY DRESSING UP??? WHAT ABOUT THE CANDY SALES DIRECTLY AFTER???? WH-- AAAAAAAH HOW COULD Y'ALL-- XDD

Yeahh, I decided not to take any more creative classes in school anymore anyways--they don't suit me at all-- OH DANG-- YALL REALLY OUT HERE PISSING OFF THE CHOIR TEACHER??? DAMNNN-- XDDD YESSS-- awwwwhh :( oh well, on steam you can mood games sooo-- if you haven't asked for it, I recommend the portal games 👀 they're SO GOOD and I'll simp for both Glados and Wheatley, don't test me (unless you're Glados or Wheatley) /hj BUT THEY'RE SUCH WELL-MADE CHARACTERS-- BUT VALVE CAN'T COUNT TO THREE SOOOO-- (but there is a cool portal 2 mod coming out in April 2021(plus another from the past I think!) that looks incredibly promising!!!) and oooooohh I actually haven't seen much about it 👀 but from what I have seen it looks fun!!!!

opens calendar app-- can I just say it's so rare to meet people born in the early months-- like January and February, especially SO EARLY in the months of just unheard of XD I have a singular other friend born in January, on the 21st-- and I knew a girl who was born February but like I don't really like her or know her well so she doesn't count--

lEGITTT LIKE- im OUTTA HERE- xDDD

and omgg XDD im lowkey sensitive to fragrances to- when its too much and all- like i would only spray myself with perfume ome to three times while my mom is here doing like tWENTY SPRAYS AND IM LIKE "hEYo BRO I CANT B R E A T H E" /nm- its wild XDD

AND LEGITTT My mOm NEEEDS SLEPPP- quarantine has ruined her so hard- its ironic- I M supposed to be the rebelious one- XDD

WHWHWHEEZE B AB Y JA I L- XDD and yeahh- well my brother has an aussie dog (the one i said their name was also astro xD) but sometimes im just like- "yeah- thats my dog too-" i even mentioned it on a introduce yourself assignment for school xD and omg i dont know my dog types but i searched up what sheltie dogs look like and OMGG???💞 YESS A FLUFFY DOG I always dream of having a dog soo fluffyy- but i expect that it would be a pain to clean up the fur all the time XDD and well i MeAANn- not really ban but like- whenever i speak about pets at all to my mom- it would go like- me: we cant even have ONE pet? | mom: no | me: how about a fish?? | mom: wELL ***-BRINGS UP EMBARRASING ACTION I DID AS A TODDLER-*** ) so i just assume thats her way of saying- no fish. XDD

and phew thats good! the least thing i'd want is make you uncomfortable in any way ;w;; 💞💞 gosh- even hanging out with friends is like russian roulette- XDD before covid and all i would always go to Larie's house every single weekend because my mom would always go there every weekend to play mahjong (its a little gambling game) and i would just be like "YEAH IM COMIN TOO-" - like OMG- literally friend's moms being friends with your mom is just the definition of LIFE GOALS- and it would be so fun every time i go there too- my mom would play with them till midnight or literally up to 3 am- so me and larie would just do the most wackiest stuff- along with eating loads of snacks and watching random shows or anime XDD ahh its only months ago since it stopped but it already feels nostalgic xD

awh NoW I WANNA TRY PIEEEESS- AND ABHAHAHAHA "HAVENT TRIED THE BIBLE"- I GOT SO CONFUSED WHEN I FIRST READ THAT XDD phone: its the BIBLE | astro: its a cobbler— | PHONE: YOU QUESTION THE WORDS OF THE MIGHTY JIMMY? ) XDDDD

and LEGITTT- WHENEVER we ask them "hey what you gonna dress up this halloween" thEY woULd JusT Be Like "huh halloween whats that--" XDDD but they end up trying to celebrate it with us at the very least- xD anD YEAP WELCOME TO WHEN its the time of the year where the month names start ending with "ber" aka CHRISTMAS CHAOS TIME- /hj xDDD

mann for my school we had to choose between three music electives- band, orchestra, choir- i chose orchestra and it was AWESOME- until it was my last year and THE FUCKING ORCHESTRA TEACHER QU IT (it was reasonable actually- she had a sickness) and the cLASS JUST TURNED TO SHITITITHKAHTLQJF I HATED IT it came from my favorite class to the WORST in an InSTANT im SOBBING- but even the whole school is just utter bull- during that same year- i had six classes(a teacher for each) and guess what- THREE OF THOSE TEACHERS LEFT- LIKE EXCUSE YOU?? my 2020 was already RUINED before even COVID CAME like WTHHH- so yeah it was crazy- at that point we were all in despair and the school became more ghetto than it was before(everyone would keep saying "wErE In The GheTtO RATTATATAAA" every time we reach school grounds- its funny cause its true- XDD) yeah its crazzyy

and Oh YEHAH the mods are sickk- mods make my dont starve together gameplay so much better xDD and ooh i have seen portal before but i never actually played em- i think i was watching the walkthrough of both games just to try to learn what the game was about- but in the end- i forgot everything from what the heck our objectives of the game was other than to solve mind blowing puzzles- XDD but cAN i JUST SAY THE SONGS ABSOLUTELT BOPPED THO? THE ENDING SONGS STILL ALIVE AND WANT YOU GONE GOT ME LIKE in TEARS to how good they were- like i jammed to them for a long ass while xDDD and ohhh i never seen any portal mods before! i didnt even know portal mods were a thing but that sounds SICKKK

and omg xD and wth- now that you mention it- like- SAMEE?? real life wise- the birthdays are scrambbled up- but lately on tumblr almost everyone has their birthdays around the the "ber" times and this has now made me realize it- like omg- XDD

[vacantale-blog]

Vacantale personalities

Papyrus (Sloth) - incredibly lazy, but very efficient when forced to work. Works quickly and alone, is used as a weapon. Very slight yellow tinge to bone from constantly being in sun. Is on Toriel’s side. Was experimented on by Alphys, and is mentally unstable if riled up. On the up side, he fights for those who stands with him and will protect others at all costs.

Sans (greed) is one of Asgore’s top fighters. Rivals Undyne in skills and adequacy, but is not as quick to react. Very energetic, always looking for a new task from the king. He wants Asgore to be the only ruler, and to be his right hand man. Will do anything to get what he desires. Is mostly sent out to scavange and plan attacks on other bases, both human and monster. He is one of the best fighters and the front line defense for Asgore’s land. He is the strongest member in Asgore’s guard.

Asgore (wrath) is enraged that his wife is fighting against him. While he doesn’t want her or her followers dead, he wants them all on one knee and following his orders without question. He does not tolerate any form of disobedience, intentional or unintentional. More often than not, those who don’t follow his orders are put to death. However, he will go to what ever length needed to ensure his people are healthy and relatively happy. He’s overly stern, barbaric, but responsible and can be reasonable at times. He ultimately rules with fear, and will not hesitate to have anyone or anything killed out of sheer want.

Toriel (envy) Toriel is a much kinder ruler than her counterpart. Her followers health and happiness comes first, and she doesn’t order attacks unless she feels an attack is coming her way. Has a prison system for those who cross her but death sentence is rarely used and is looked down upon. More strategical than Asgore, but slower to act. Only uses her strongest weapon, Papyrus, when absolutelt necessary.

Alphys (lust) Alphys has an insane take on scientific views, altering the bodies of humans and monsters in Asgore’s land to her hearts content. She will remove limbs and replace them with metallic weapons, or alter the magic of a monster. She will take and absorb souls of others who Asgore deems worthy of death. She lusts to be as powerful as possible, to outrival the God that escaped her. However, she has found a way to allow monsters to live overly extensive lives, and can add about eighty years to a humans life, along with keeping their body from aging.

Undyne (pride) Undyne is the head of Toriel’s army. She plans and consults with Toriel on every move, every detail, to create a foolproof plan for each situation encountered. She is what makes Toriel the most successful warlord on the face of the vacant earth. Her pride will get her in trouble, as she has times where she takes on more than she can handle with solo missions.

Flowey (gluttony) flowey works with Toriel and somewhat with Papyrus. Flowey heads into each fight alone at first to do as much damage as possible to the enemies before the army comes in. He is a glutton for pain. He doesn’t protect himself, he allows himself to be hurt and revels in it as punishment for what he’s put everyone through. At times he will actively seek out fights for the sake of getting injured. Though, he is the driving force of Toriel’s army, able to destroy the tallest buildings and deepest bunkers with ease.

[wings-of-angels]

I am only like 20 seconds in but HOLY SHIT YOUR VOICE IS ABSOLUTELT INCREDIBLE <333

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