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the thing about hoffman is that he’s like a cross between a noir detective and scrappy doo.

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I love the Saw movies because the Jigsquad will be putting an unconscious person in a death trap and then John will be like “wow Hoffman do you ENJOY violence and murder? That’s so fucked up. YOU’RE so fucked up” and like that’s the guy forcing him to be there in the first place. Hoffman just wanted a one and done revenge murder but Jigsaw is like no no you wanna play jigsaw we can play jigsaw. This is your job now.

And then Amanda who just rigged the whole trap to kill you even if you win is like “Yeah Hoffman. WE are so disappointed in you.”

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saw v is objectively the funniest bc imagine if you were gonna kill ur sisters abuser/murderer so you copied the methods of a known serial killer so you wouldnt be suspected but then that serial killer kidnaps you and is all 'dude are you kidding me? that trap was shit. you're shit. people are going to think i built that!? if you're going to copy me at least do it right. fucking blunt ass pendulum? fuck me. come on, let me teach u how to do this properly. this is so fucking embarrassing.' and now ur his apprentice

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SAW 3D (2010) dir. Kevin Greutert

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i seriously have doubled this collection in the last 3 years i think i have nearly 300 dvds just counting movies something like 250 vhs tapes. is this an insane thing to be so on my high horse about? no because i'm right and streaming is evil

updated pics of my movies. i am once again out of shelf space

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Taxi Driver (1976)

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posting pictures of edie made me wish i had updated pictures of my tapes to post i love bragging about something virtually nobody is impressed by. i tell people i collect vhs tapes and theyre like what to sell? For What? motherfucker to watch on my 2001 magnavox the other thing i love to brag about that nobody cares about. will that stop me? no.

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ms. edith has one eye and cost $14 at the pound. i am obsessed with her

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ive been thinking about this picture for three days

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photographs taken for Frank (2003) by Amy Winehouse album artwork 📸: Valerie Phillips

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Peter steele

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An African rock python biting an electric fence

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“Jesus wept.”

Hellraiser (1987) dir. by Clive Barker

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The less you talk about a problem the more likely you are to forget that its even an issue for you. If you ever confide in anyone you're a fucking idiot

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anyway. i got the last two animorphs books in the main series and the burst of adrenaline i got when i read the words 'one other person has this in their cart' i feel incredibly alive in the public library this morning