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Why are you doing this to me

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claire please tell us your favorite Buffy eps and seasons

this is perfectly timed as im literally rewatching buffy rn and im about mid-way through season 3. im a big fan of seasons 3-5 particularly due mostly to the fact that i hate angel and love faith and spike THAT SAID tragic lack of cordelia in the later seasons seeing as how i love her and genuinely cannot comprehend cheating on her with WILLOW of all people. cmon. make it make sense.

off the top of my head some of my favorite episodes are the season one finale, the one where spike recounts killing two slayers i can't remember the title, the musical episode once more with feeling, and the episode with the ghosts haunting the school and posessing people to re-enact their own deaths. and both the dream episodes i love a Dream Episode in televison.

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hello cw actor jensen ackles. to escape this saw trap you must sit still in a chair for 3 hours while i psychoanalyze dean winchester in front of you and repeatedly call him gay to your face. if you say anything to disagree with me or get that angry look on your face you die immediately

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I love Jake so much my boring basic bad at basketball bitch my poor tortured soul of an old man trapped in a 14 year olds body who has committed actual war crimes he is everything to me

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Neon Genesis Evangelion (1997)

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Sauvat, Cantal, Auvergne-Rhône-Alpes.

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--- Designer/Brand: South West Ceramics Region: England Time period: 1989

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are you seeing anyone at the moment?

i see people.... every day....... :^]

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Hi Claire, how are you? I came to ask: What are your thoughts on the movie The Descent?

big fan seeing as how i'm a big proponent of cave diving being 1) evil and 2) insane. i feel like it's only natural some slimy creatures live down there

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most charming person on tumblr award

its the only place i'll ever be winning this award but i'll take it

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welcome back we missed u.

hello everyone the keyboard in the library is highly greasy this afternoon

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the thing about hoffman is that he’s like a cross between a noir detective and scrappy doo.

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I love the Saw movies because the Jigsquad will be putting an unconscious person in a death trap and then John will be like “wow Hoffman do you ENJOY violence and murder? That’s so fucked up. YOU’RE so fucked up” and like that’s the guy forcing him to be there in the first place. Hoffman just wanted a one and done revenge murder but Jigsaw is like no no you wanna play jigsaw we can play jigsaw. This is your job now.

And then Amanda who just rigged the whole trap to kill you even if you win is like “Yeah Hoffman. WE are so disappointed in you.”

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saw v is objectively the funniest bc imagine if you were gonna kill ur sisters abuser/murderer so you copied the methods of a known serial killer so you wouldnt be suspected but then that serial killer kidnaps you and is all 'dude are you kidding me? that trap was shit. you're shit. people are going to think i built that!? if you're going to copy me at least do it right. fucking blunt ass pendulum? fuck me. come on, let me teach u how to do this properly. this is so fucking embarrassing.' and now ur his apprentice