#THIS IS A MESSSSSS
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cacaitos · 1 year ago
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you fucked up dex
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kayzthespaze · 11 months ago
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Merlin, wearing old clothes that are just a little too small: *stretching, but his tum shows just a lil*
Arthur, blushing furiously while shoving his old clothes at merlin: wear something that fits you, that shirt is much too small, idiot
Merlin, who loves driving Arthur crazy: mmm, sure, thats the reason.
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travisdermotts · 2 months ago
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aside from the overall lack of athletic ability, I could never be a professional athlete because I would sob every single time I saw a kid holding a sign for me
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efverse · 4 months ago
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its funny bc "garchomps basically a part of the family X3" is literally and unfortunately not even true... ditto just dragged this man back into their lives bc she thought he could help eon in some way. when eon himself wouldnt have even accepted(much less OFFERED) the damn job interview to the guy....
and the older kids literally have no idea about any of this shit either. they didnt grow up w him since their parents cut him off right before vapor, jolt and flare hatched. so hes quite literally just some guy from the dragon dept to them...they may have seen him younger in like a photo or two of dittos or something but...
ev was the first one in the family since he started working at the facility that really bothered to like. get to know him(yes. ditto and eon knew him from when they were younger but they havent bothered catching up etc beyond the basics)
(this all changes over time ofc but still😭)
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blackjackkent · 15 days ago
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I've said in the past that Rakha is deeply affected, in general, by people acting like they are excited about her presence and glad that she's there.
It is, therefore, a good thing that she has Wyll, Jaheira, and Minsc here to be strong positive influences, because everyone in the Bhaal Temple is VERY glad to see her.
Not only was Sceleritas so thrilled he was practically dancing on the stairs, but all the cultists are also excited:
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"They say you will fight her... Lady Orin... Will... will you shatter her skull? Break her bone...? Break..."
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"Shhh! Speak not! Silence is precious, to die for - and Lady Orin is already too loud! Always talking... she speaks of you. Of a duel. Are you going to choke her prattle away? Make her quiet for us? Yes... quiet..."
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"I hear you are to duel Lady Orin. If it pleases you, Child of Murder, I would have her carcass once you are finished."
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"...Why?"
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"Oh, nothing untoward. I simply wish to flay her. Such skin she has... so fine and malleable. What a trophy it would make..."
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"The stone trembles at your presence. Bhaal is watching. So is Orin. We are waiting."
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"You have returned! Do you remember? You were the one who first fed me flesh. But Lady Orin does not let us feed as you did. Please... kill her... let us sate ourselves..."
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"..."
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wowchilli · 2 months ago
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Nico being black flagged what the hell is going on in the house of commons oh my god
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galaxythreads · 1 year ago
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“I once read an amazing fic where Odin finds Loki in the bifrost instead of Thor and he's beyond distressed that things got this point.”
Do u remember the title or any tags i would love to read this😆😆
I FOUND IT! I SPENT STUPIDLY LONG LOOKING FOR THIS EARLIER BUT I FOUND IT
summary:
On one hand, Loki will do anything to make his father love him. On the other hand, Odin loves Loki, but doesn't know how to show it in a way that Loki will understand. This is the story in which no quite gets the point.
it's not finished and hasn't been updated in years, but what's there is amazing, and who knows! positive support may coax another chapter out of the author if you're lucky. ;)
I ADORE Frigga and Odin in this fic though.
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acquiescest · 2 months ago
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ok wait forgot some stuff
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jmkho · 5 months ago
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TODAY IS THE FUCKING DAY!
The day I've been waiting for since rotting in Korea!
I'M GOING TO BE AM EMOTIONAL WRECK BU5 THIS WILL BE SUCH A SPECIAL MOMENT AND I'M SURE THROUGH THE TEARS ILL HOPEFULLY REMEMBER SOMETHING FROM THE NIGHT LOL
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vetuhoh · 4 months ago
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I haven’t seen Tucker this mad since Lisa left the shrimp out 💀💀💀 didn’t realize how much I missed these dramatic have not room rants
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gwensy · 9 months ago
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can someone tell him how to private a spotify playlist
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jennycalendar · 21 days ago
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7, 12, 16 for Thea
7. someone describing a time your OC hurt them
"She did not...mean it like that, exactly. I know that. She was grieving, she...I told her something that she did not want to hear, and she told me something that I did not want to hear; such is the way when you have known each other for a very long time."
(a pained silence -- almost angry.)
"I do not want to talk about this at length. She is a good woman."
12. a description of your OC by someone who hates them
"Oh, that faithless bitch? I made her what she was, and she spat in my face. The grapes are always sour, I suppose, when you simply aren't enough to hold my interest, but I never thought her love would waver, when she made such a to-do about always being true. And that violent hag she replaced me with -- oh, you can just tell she knows she'll never be with me! I hope she knows I'll never forgive her. I hope it aches."
16. a conversation between your OC and their best friend
"Stop standing in the door. You're going to drip all over the floor. Come in, sit down. Sit down. Stop making that face at me. Shut up."
"I have not said a word, hethtalos."
"Yeah, because you're fucking bleeding! The fuck are you doing, just standing there bleeding? Sit down! Give me a--here. There. There. You can't fucking trek all the way across fucking town just to get me to heal you. The fuck is that about, anyway? Deeply shit plan. You need clerics on call on a mission that has you bleeding this much."
"It was not that far."
"You think I don't keep tabs on where you are? All the way across fucking town! You know you made yourself worse now! The fuck is wrong with you?"
"You know what."
"I..." (A strange, strained pause) "Don't be that way."
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"Be some other way. Feel some--some better thing."
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"...I'm going to throw together some pastries for your kids. You bring that home to them."
"Althea."
"Rest up. Don't go out again tonight."
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vonlipvig · 2 months ago
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i haven't played dual destinies in ages, but i still have such a soft spot for robin newman. she waa done so dirty cause sincerely what was going on with that plot point, why do we have to 'out' her as a cis woman. like, it's not actual 'outting' but it sure as hell feels like that.
to me she's a trans woman, fuck whatever canon says (you'd definitely have to do some reworking to fit that but it would be much better, IF you don't actually out her, of course).
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mew2late · 2 months ago
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Day 18: Scissors
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critter-of-habit · 2 years ago
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Who else isn't ready to be broken by tonight's episode 🙋‍♀️
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runawaymun · 1 year ago
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Alright. I’m armed with snacks. Nanowrimo day 2 let’s gooooo
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