#THIS IS A JOKE DONT KILL ME PLEASE
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if you dont plagiarise are you really the smartest in the world?
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staff still hasn't given me polls, what should i do?
🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪 their moms 69%
🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪 their dads 31%
grace image os i get to look at her
#edit: edited the og post to what i want but to set the record straight i edited to the post to be mathematically correct right after the#first person pointed it out which was like ten mins after i posted the og post. now fuck offf !!!!! the rest of the tags r from the og post#for some reason i feel very immature making your mom jokes about tumblr staff. which i shldnt !!#bc they suck nd they still havent given me polls. but i ig i feel imature bc it a your mom joke 😭 but still i tihnk its kinda funny#EDIT: edited the post to what i want bc yall were getting annoying . but to set the record straight i edited to post to be mathematically#also its *mum* not mom okay i am NOT !! an american . but if i say mum everyone will j be like 'omg british' like i dont know i am#anyway. i want polls please. give me the rigght to force my mutuals chose between the most inane things#also i tihnk it wld b cool for the cs weekly blog. like w each episode#i cld do a poll of like. out of five stars what do u think of this ep#and it wld b a cool thing of which eps r ppls faves#also i cld have like. whose ur fave in team red whos ur fave in acme etc#id prob just have to go with vile faculty bc theres more than 10 ppl in vile. and ppl wld kill me if i didnt include nel the ell or whoever#it wld b fun !!!#oh btw csweekly thats i thing i want to start. prob on uhhh the 11th of feb ill post abt it more but its basically#a tag/blog for watching cs one ep a time watching one ep every saturday#ya !! :3#flappy rambles#inaccessible#ask to tag#(<- idk. just in case)
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As the conspiracy reaches its finale, the Void Hunter joins the fight.
Uncover the Conspiracy in Zenless Zone Zero's All-New Version "A Storm of Falling Stars", S-Rank Agent Hoshimi Miyabi is here! With S-Rank Agent Asaba Harumasa Limited-Time Giveaway! Pre-register to obtain additional rewards.
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Reblog if you hate this kind of pos
Every time I find a new post I add more
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Somebody: Jasons so angry and aggressive and kills people- hes the most violent batfamily member Bruce-I-would-have-killed-joker-had-fucking-superman-not-stopped-me-and-I-would-do-it-again-if-any-harm-befalls-my-family-also-i-beat-up-people-daily-as-therapy-wayne: what? Dick-i-was-planning-a-mans-murder-at-age-eight-and-would-have-done-it-also-i-didn't-have-superman-so-i-did-kill-joker-Grayson-Wayne: huh? Tim-My-body-count-is-probably-six-digits-by-now-but-it-doesn't-count-if-bruce-doesn't-know-stalker-Drake-Wayne: repeat that? Damian-i-came-with-the-katana-and-a-body-count-at-age-eight-wayne: what did you say about Ahki? Stephanie-i-will-crack-mad-funny-jokes-while-beating-your-face-in-with-a-brick-Brown-Wayne: waht? Barbara-i-wouldn't-but-like-i-could-and-i-know-you-and-your-entire-family-extending-to-your-great-uncle-thirteen-times-removed-Gordon-Wayne: *typing on keyboard* what was that? Duke-I-created-a-cult-about-robin-and-also-i-was-raised-in-gotham: sorry?
#fair warning to all of you#this is all for gits and shiggles#i know tim and dick and duke and all of them have an almost stricter no killing rule than bruce#i know#this was just a thought that popped into my brain and i giggled and wrote it#i hope it provided some of you with shiggles#if you dont like it#thats fine#ignore it#please dont go into the comments or message me about how incorrect this all is#i specifically excluded cass because she has the most strict code#and i was not going to take that away even for a joke#but it is a JOKE#please let it be that#hope some of you at least find it amusing#batfam#batman#batman and robin#bruce wayne#batfamily
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the panel where eriks in a robe in bed reading .. and gets up and calls for charles guys? what? how did charles not get in bed immediately? i feel sick THAT SHOULD BEBEBENMEMEMEMEEEEE
no cause liiiiiiiikkkeeee......... girl what hte ufck ........
(The Trial of Magneto (2021) #2)
#snap chats#the fact this is IMMEDIATELY how they open issue two girl they wanted to kill me#'enjoying the view' this bitch make me feel DIRTYYYYY <- proceeds to stare for another half hour#chat please this was the first page i ever scanned vjeVLKEJLEJ I DONT WANT AAANYONE TO LOOK AT ME#i already joked about this page but charles really was a fuckin SICKO for peeping around erik's brain while he Like This#im no better than him tho id prob do the same
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my contribution to that one text screenshot
featuring more of the Cone
#clemart#ttcc#toontown corporate clash#winndoe#Winn Dos#Doe Vinci#Mac Opsys#stupid idiot rabbit interrupts beautiful yuri. lets kill him.#it feels like 5000 years since I've drawn winn. im sorry winn... and doe. ive let you down#this might be a little ooc for doe idk but i have to make the textpost work. okay. i have to.#please my families on the line theyre going to hurt me if i dont make this joke#ill never see my wife and children again#my shoulder hurts i speedran all of the rendering in like 4 hours#the paintings are screenshots from the actual toon hall i just sized them up crazy style and put an overlay on them#i didnt feel like actually drawing paintings sorry#the thumbnails for this were actually a slop drawing. i was originally just going to do a slop comic
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As the conspiracy reaches its finale, the Void Hunter joins the fight.
Uncover the Conspiracy in Zenless Zone Zero's All-New Version "A Storm of Falling Stars", S-Rank Agent Hoshimi Miyabi is here! With S-Rank Agent Asaba Harumasa Limited-Time Giveaway! Pre-register to obtain additional rewards.
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oh boy !! ! ! ! !!! ! thANK y0u all for the kind words on my last art posts. you all get it and i was/still am so happy about it
as promised, here's some close-ups of the comic for image quality's sake, and other screenshots i rescued from the community whiteboard (and something else)
first up another sketch of mystery gender-ambiguous being. (please send me more name ideas for them if you got one- i like to hear em! (reminder it's the side character that appeared for <10 seconds in AvM Ep. 30))
a few fav scenes
emotional support cwab
they weren't meant for this purpose exactly, but i do have countless "fluffy sticks" loose in my notes and homework sheets from the school years.
papery critter.
even when i wasn't confident in fur or feathers, they helped me practice posing and create some satisfying gradients/flowing poses. (im a sucker for good tail poses) (oh yay! i found a good pic...)
and finally, little sneak peak for you for reading so far ;3
i realized that whiteboardfox is pretty great for my working needs. simple and to the point and all. feels nice with the mouse and the tablet.
so i started hashing out a big project idea just to see if it holds up and
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oh man
it's a little bigger than i expected
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#--/ art#alan becker#animator vs animation#animation vs minecraft#Minecraft bed#ava the dark lord#ava the chosen one#me when the project that obviously wasn't going to be done in one night isn't done in one night: D: !?!?!?!?#kudos to whoever routed the Speedrun actual short because that one is so fun and clean and savvy#clever made up time-savers? includes orange's TNT shield-jump?? nonlethal dragon dispatch??? sweet#ithink you can see where i tried to head with this#turns out that turning up the complexity 98 notches higher makes things trickier to parse hmmmmmm?#in fact i might need some help with this one ;>v>' like a lot.#i had a bit of a story and route set up already i just... wanted to make sure everything was at least kinda there...................#we'll see#the pie joke. i was trying to categorize which foodstuffs chosen should be able to make on the fly. with their flame hands.#ex. cooking meats makes sense because flint and steel works for the same purpose (you can kill a burning animal to get cooked meats)#but baking bread or drying kelp seems way more involved or whatever -> needs a proper furnace environment#HOWEVER... i noticed that Steve can just summon pumpkin pies from his bare hands if he wants to without even a workbench. so. sure! lol.#this is scraping the surface of the minutiae i want to consider#(ALSO KUDOS to everyone who RUNS/works on all-advancements. of course. riding on your shoulders here)#final joke is that chosen didn't know how crazy this undertaking would be to learn#but dark is very literally programmable. so you could maybe just plug some TAS instructions into him and off he goes#or even more open-ended than that just give him the list of advancements + stipulations + the wiki and similar result#it'd get done but. i dont think he'd find that fun at all. prefers to write his own instructions if you see what i mean#i might be forgetting some context. it is rather late you see. please ask me questions about this! ;P#tco aa
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you guys really liked that wheres waldo hate post huh. dont worry ive got a couple more words to say about that little red and white straightened peppermint swirl looking fuck but i'm saving them for later
#all jokes wheres waldo fandom please dont kill me#is there even a wheres waldo fandom#please say there is thatd be so funny#not a place#also side note in case u feel bad. no i dont care if u compare my blog to waldo im jk#waldos my enemy for different reasons fyi.#waldo killed my family and burnt my crops#now i have no wheat to feed my stuffed animals with for the winter 😭😭😭#and its all waldos fault
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he’s beekeeping age
#im joking dont kill me please#my art#half life#half life fanart#hl alyx#alyx vance#hl barney#barney calhoun
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ik they’re like sworn enemies and stuff- but i’ve been thinking abt how one day in the faaar future alcor just brings bill cipher back for the shits and giggles (in a good ol the-more-u-fuck-around-the-more-u-find-out fashion) after being bored out of his mind for a good millenia or something (im sure this goes against some alcor lore but it’d just be so funny). alternatively, in the fashion of someone like me, bill comes back after like, centuries after dying and alcor’s got a small tea party set up waiting for him
#bill:pinetree stop giving me holy salt instead of sugar pls im still weak#alcor: stop calling me pine tree and i'll consider it#im joking please dont hate me#i think their dynamic would be so funny though like putting aside the centuries old feud and hate between the two#like let's just ignore alcor's primal urge to kill bill on sight#alcor#alcor the dreambender#dipper pines#dipper#tau#transcendence au#tau art#tau fanart#bill cipher#gravity falls#gravity falls au#reluctant roomates au
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Nisi Fandomtober Day 11: GURESHIN
#art tag#nisi fandomtober#gureshin#owari no seraph#guren ichinose#shinya hiragi#throws up#oh my god they are everything to me everything to me drawing this was sooo hard i just kept going I LOVE THEM#its about the DEVOTION#the WORSHIP#GOD#DYING#KILLING MYSELF NOW#im joking please dont call the police#or AM I#i hate them i love them they are so doomed they are everything
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Stop showing Constantine's bisexuality in silly throw away lines or random jokes and give him a flashback scene of him deep throating a guy at the backstage of a punk concert like god commands.
Go full Vertigo comics style or go HOME.
#if u make a king shark in the tags i will kill you with my bare hands im not even joking dont miss me with that shit#but yeah#let him have something serious with a guy please#hellblazer
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BRO BRO RBOE CHAT WTFFFF WTFFFFF THE NEXT JJK CHAPTER IS CALLED "rest in peace, yuji itadori" THE GUN IS GOING OFFFFFF 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 PLEASE GEGE STOP THATS MY GOAT DO NOT MAKE ME KMS
#ki yaps#jjk spoilers#PLEASE KILL ME#PLEASE DONT DO TGIS#IM BEGGING ON MY KNEES#if yuji dies i will end it all im not even joking#hes my fav character.#😟#jjk 269
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i think sometimes lime would catch mochi staring at him while hes working out and for the rest of the day would joking-not-joking tease her about "You know you can feel me up if you want-- I mean I'm not selfish I'll let you touch my body all you want-- c'mon I know you want to-- Hey I won't even tease you about it afterwards-- Hey c'mon--"
#lime in his head: (please feel me up i would kill someone to have you all over me)#lime on the outside: haha i know you think im hot i mean i dont blame you#hes joking not joking and kinda hopes she will but knows she wont#but i think one time she does like. put her hand on his arm or shoulder or something#and he gets JITTERY
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Hubris is thr act of one claiming that they are better than a god
Example "I'm so pretty I'm even note beautiful than Lady Aphrodite"
Story of Arachne
Icarus
Original story of Medusa
I don't think what ur describing is hubris but over confidence:]
You haven't seen me sleep deprived and willing to kill god
#wolfy tedtalks#anon#most of the time when i say hubris im joking#just like when i say im going to kill god#god please dont smite me thank you#its funny to say 'doing a little hubris' instead of 'doing a little over confidence'
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As the conspiracy reaches its finale, the Void Hunter joins the fight.
Uncover the Conspiracy in Zenless Zone Zero's All-New Version "A Storm of Falling Stars", S-Rank Agent Hoshimi Miyabi is here! With S-Rank Agent Asaba Harumasa Limited-Time Giveaway! Pre-register to obtain additional rewards.
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trans mosquito
#for reference male mosquitos have much more feathery antenna and long palps. and also they dont bite people#bugs#words from the monarch#please consider not making jokes abt how you hate mosquitoes on this post#yea ill kill a mosquito if it comes near me but i dont want the only commentary on this post being about how people hate mosquitos#please understand. i really dont like repetition is all
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