#THIS IS A HC AND I LOVE JAZZ + DAMI OKAY

[demonic0angel]

(Jazz the babysitter)

"Ugh, not Big Fenton," Damian groaned. "I don't want her to babysitting on me, Todd."

"It's just only 3 days, Demon Spawn." Jason replied.

“Can’t someone else do it?” Damian asked.

Jason looked at him with a glare. “What’s wrong with Jazz? She’s awesome.”

Damian blushed as he thought about Jazz’s unconditional patience, her easy compliments, and her general pleasantness. It was too much, almost alarmingly like Richard’s attitude towards him. How on earth was he supposed to describe that to Jason?

But the more Jason kept looking at him, the more pressured he felt until he eventually just blurted out, “She’s too nice!”

Jason stared at him, dumbfounded. “You don’t like her because… she’s too nice?!”

Damian crossed his arms, his face turning hot. “She’s not like the other people who’ve watched over me! She listens to me too much and she considers my opinion and she takes me seriously but also makes sure I have fun… it’s too much! She’s weird!”

Jason stared at him for a long, long moment, a strange expression flitting over his face before he eventually said, “Well… she’s still coming over though.”

Damian sulked. He was much too worked up to see her. Jason watched him for a moment before grinning and then reaching over to ruffle his hair. “Hey, if you have any complaints, you can always tell her. She considers your opinions, right? I’m sure the two of you can work something out.”

Damian nodded and clicked his tongue. Fine. In order to make sure that she knew that her actions were problematic (and so he would not put her in the same category as Richard), he would have to speak with her today and make sure that she understood that her behavior was too much!

Determined, Damian nodded to himself, not noticing Jason’s furious texting on his phone.

Yes, that sounded like the perfect plan. (And if she was agreeable, he would show her his art. Yes, it was going to be a good day.)

[f4nd0m-fun]

Okay yes the earrings are a really cool idea. And I love the reincarnated souls get shoved to another world.

This also makes the Dani/Dami/Jon ship even funnier if it does exist since Ellie would practically be here shipped with herself and yet not (unless it was more Ellie/Dami + Dami/Jon and not Jon/Ellie)

Do you think Dan would show up in unit AU at all? Which, he's pretty much uncle/cousin/brother/son to Danny because of the fusion of Vlad and Danny he is. Oooo! What if, because he destroyed the world in his old timeline, he's been tasked with keeping the worlds of other dimensions safe or something? Or maybe he's been tasked with gaping track of culture. imagine him meeting Superman maybe and realizing he's from one of the lost cultures he recently had to go to and gather information on, and then he just passes that information on to Superman.

What if Jazz is Kara? Actually, what if Infinite Realms don't actually properly connect to this dimension, only summonings and banishments work all that well, and the kryptonian abilities are something granted by the death of their planet rather than something they already had, or they had it and the death made the abilities stronger? What if kryptonians have always been a little death touched? Helheim, what if Dan was Dan-El, as some HCs do with Danny, and he's more tied to air/warmth vs Ellie's water/cool, where he's mute e Vlad while Ellie is more Danny, and power of his 'community service' was being an ancestor of a planet's people, of Kryptonians.

Also, Vlad being the Sun? Any Supe is gonna be torn between 'this guy is weird' and 'this guy is a solar battery'.

(also if I have any ideas you don't agree with just lemme know, I'm pretty much throwing what's I can think of at the wash and seeing if it sticks, except you're the wall).

I can't decide if Vlad would be the guy who lights up a cig for Connie even though he doesn't smoke, at least aside from how his ghost sense presents, or if he'd just both the cigarette to ash and see how it goes. Oh, and he's still using his ridiculous swears.

Looking thru sum old stuff again, found this.

Gonna take this setting with a few changes for this newer idea, the earth being destroyed is still a go, Danny and Vlad being half kings that make one ghost king is also a go.

Them being celestial (Moon and Sun) gods is staying as well, but them having the crown of fire and ring of rage is given the boot because I say so. No farmer Pariah Dark here sadly, since earth is covered in a fuck of radiation and all that.

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Danny, resident moon deity and half king of the ghost zone, gets summoned to the DC dimension and is, once again, stunned at seeing the actual living standing before him.

Then the Justice League pull up to stop the summoning, only to find themselves a second too late, beat up the cultists and just stare at Danny with battle stances ready, and Danny?

Well, Danny just straight walks past them. Hell, he's so disrespectful that he even walks through some of them too because they were in his way, listen he likes humans and all that, but he really needs to confirm something first before getting all excited.

He crouched down, gently touched a growing weed, then looked up into the sky, then flew out of the planet and stared at its beauty that he hasn't seen since an undetermined amount of time.

Then a few minutes later he found himself standing in a space station, being questioned by the group of livings that he previously ignored.

How do you talk to living people again?

Meanwhile, in the DP verse:

Vlad felt the disappearance of the moon, blinked slowly, and decided he would deal with it later because he needs a nap.