#THIS HAS GONE TOO FAR

[kosmogrl]

how is it still january? every day I wake up and it's still january ... make it stop

[ye4rt]

I started playing the Steam version of Papa’s Freezeria a couple of days ago. It started as a joke, I added Charles and Pierre, all fun and games. But soon enough it would become a whole ass alternate universe with lore and world building.

[justhereforsomethingnice]

Random thought: how much do the bat family shit, or the arrows, or any other non superpowered family. Or even superpowered like the Flash family, famous for their fast metabolism. They have to eat so much to keep up with their life style, it has to come out.

How many times does poor Alfred have to unclog toilets? Does Iris think that’s the worst about dating a Flash? Do I want to know?

[silvyadrakkon]

Figured if Morgan the Chicken is going to join my Hoggurts fam, I better pay some attention to his human design. Dumb lil headshot I did of him cuz I could.

[marshmallowwitharubberband]

Had a very weird dream where they made a K-drama version of MDZS and Jin Guangshan was played by JYP 😭

[prima-donna-in-pink]

It’s- It’s cokequette

I can’t even-

[ratatatastic]

sasha feels like a mary sue oc wdym youre nice and kind and still competitive and also have accolades galore and are top of your field and also would be good at any positions you have all your teammates going yeah hed be a great dman/goalie and everyone is in love with her. what does she have rainbow eyes too? is she a demigod? does she have no flaws and like cool wings oh fuck off

[the-cat-and-the-birdie]

You people., the ideas you have are gold

Because of you people (Especially @hobiebrownismygod your ideas are GOLD I hope this is okay) I NEED

DiscoPunk for Rolling Stones Magazine

If you don't know, Hobie and my Spidersona Diane are in a musical duo called DiscoPunk

They have an album you can listen to here, called BackAlleyJazzLettuce and they've been on tour in Camden before (tour poster here)

Do you knows how tempted I am to draw a full Rolling Stones Magazine cover of Hobie and Diane

DiscoPunk with huge headlines of them being a genre-defying musical powerhouse

and then writing a full length article from the perspective of as fake reporter interviewing them for their new EP, their second release that's freshly certified platinum (not that they care they're so cool right)

The interviewer asking them questions and they reply as if they were the ones who wrote and performs the songs on the accompanying Spotify playlist I make of songs I pretend they produced

Like the song BRAT by Chrissy Chlapecka is track 4 and the interviewer is like 'that songs a lot more experimental than the others on the EP - what's the story behind that song?'

And Hobies like 'Oh that's a song we wrote together when a guy was bothering Diane at the club so we wrote a song about how he's a dickhead.'

And Dianes like 'i like that one cause there hook is a chop and remixed melody that Hobie was strumming one night. Metro[Spider] Boomin helped produce that one'

And the interviewer describes how they perform and what they're wearing and their demeanor. They talk about their short UK tour and their fans it's Diane and Hobie being adorable rising-rock-stars and undefined lovebirds

Mind you THIS IS STILL IN THE 70S SO IT'S EXTRA COOL

The interviewer is like 'There's been rumors about DiscoPunk being the UK's Eurovision stars - any truth to that'

(could you believe they had Eurovision then I had to google it and they DID wtf)

and Hobie is like 'only if they let me sing a song about burning down Buckingham Palace'

Diane likes 'what's Buckingham Palace'

He's like 'Lizzy's spot.'

And she's like 'oh that ugly ass castle we be driving by in the black cabs? Yeah bomb it it's ugly 😭😭 start over. the castles in France are better.'

Acting like they're a real duo on a real tour dropping a real album

Nothing to do with Spiderman just Diane and Hobie being rockstars

Posing on the cover of Rolling Stone in shirts with obscenities or in matching skirts

(there's also features by Ansi esp Willow's Wait a Minute, and, MetroSpider, and Miguel's wife Moche)

DO YOU SEE IT DO YOU SEE THE VISION

I wanna do this so bad but that's so much work but I WANNA wouldn't it be so rad!!!!!!! I WANNA DO THE WHOLE THING I COULD I HAVE THE PHOTOSHOP IN FRONT OF ME

I'm like 20 seconds away from just designing my own DiscoPunk tour shirt and printing it for myself I should do that I should become God and make them real

[felitomkinson]

i turned on siri accidentally and with no explanation whatsoever she provided me with a halloween version of super bass by nicki minaj…

[conscioushaven]

I have been walking around my house, whispering,

“Are you lasky?”

Under my breath, all freaking day, in Milo’s accent, and I need someone to tell me to stop-

[achilles-rage]

no way did i just see LUIGI MANGIONE SMUT on my dash????

enough!!

[make-me-your-animal]

Nothing will feel more fangirl than getting a tattoo for jake while reading a jake fic wearing a shirt that reads 'I'm a jake girl'

[shutupdevvie]

happy birthday to my guy landito

[yaoi-hate-machine]

it is 80 degrees. at 1am. i’m killing everything

[sgthunter001]

Disney has now turned the Star Wars universe into the finest example of quantity over quality.

This statement excludes the The Bad Batch, which is now ending at 3 seasons.

[myromeow]

Whenever I see a video of cute kitten I think of Roman Roy