#THIS DUDE WAS SO SURE HE WANTED TO MARRY YOU ANON THAT HE JUST NEVER GAVE UP

[yolelejiju]

DAMN, YOU WRITE SO GORGEOUS!! I'M GLAD, DUDE. ahem. I have this idea: Toji married a very young girl (she is 20 or 21 years old. Toji is 39 years old) Megumi is 18 years old. and Megumi sees her young stepmother and falls in love with her. and he, while Toji is not at home, will fuck her while she sleeps soundly. (maybe Toji will find out about this)😈🤝🫦

Omg anon I’m sorry I just saw this.

TW: somnophilia, noncon

Megumi is aged up, AFAB reader

Not proofread, WIP (maybe)

After graduating from Jujutsu High, Megumi finds it difficult to adjust to dating in adulthood. All of his friends seem to have found someone special, leaving Megumi to often find himself alone. Although he has been attracted to someone before, the problem is that the person he desires is already taken. Not only that, but this person has recently married his father.

His father has brought home many women over the years of varying ages and bodies with one thing in common; they were always somewhat loaded with cash. Most women quickly fell for his father’s looks and great figure but would eventually leave due to his gambling and poor money management…

You were different from others. You showed patience with his father and always tried to find a way to balance his gambling habits without draining your pockets. You even offered pocket money to Megumi and Tsumiki when they went out. Whenever you left, you would come back with a gift or a snack for Megumi, letting him know that you constantly think about him and dropping hints of possible romantic interest.

I mean, what was even the age gap between you two? What two maybe three years? You were closer to megumi in age than you were Toji, and these days you’re home alone more with Megumi more than anyone else.

Was it because you had feelings for him? Was there something more to the bun you gave him or the juice the two of you shared? Were you truly thirsty or did you just want to give him an indirect kiss.

You drove Megumi wild and all you did was exist. He wondered what it was about you that convinced his dad to bring you home. It has to be your patient forgiving nature.

Megumi knows you know he likes you. He knows you’ve caught him ogling your body when wearing something low cut. He knows you feel him press his groin against your lower back when he needs to “get by” you. He sees your body stiffen and your mind freeze every time. He doesn’t know if you’ve even noticed this but you never brought up the fact that you’d wake up with cum on your hand from when he’d use it to jerk himself off. You’ve even forgiven him for walking in on you while we’re in the shower.

So he’s sure you’ll forgive him for what he’s about to do now as he towers over your unconscious resting body. His father wouldn’t be back a few days and you had gotten careless leaving your bedroom door unlocked maybe even on purpose.

You lay blissfully unaware of your exposures legs and ass as your nightgown has ridden up. The way the moonlight flashed through the window on your body seemed almost as if it was calling megumi and telling him to take you there and now.

Megumi drags his hand between your legs up to your inner thigh. He takes his hand lifting your dress up to completely expose your ass all the way before gripping on of your cheek harshly to spread it. He spread your cheeks until he could see your anus start to gape and your pussy lips part. He stares in awe, everything about you truly is beautiful.

He’s dreamed of this pussy for so long, night after night as he wrapped a pair of your dirty panties around his length and jerked himself off until they were soaked in his cum. He strokes his dick thinking of what it would be like to be inside of you. To pin you down and fuck you, to breed you.

He tries to gently flip your body over onto its back, he gets a better view of your face that’s glows under the moonlight peaking through the window blinds. His eyes roam over the curves of your body. Your perky nipples are peeking through your night gown top, moving ever so slightly with every exhale.

He lines the head of his cock with your entrance, slowly pushing it in, just as the head pops through your first ring he stares at your face and watches as your brows furrow but you still remain asleep.just with him putting his tip in has him ready to cum and he doesn’t know if he’ll last much longer so he pulls himself althe way out and slams his full length inside of you. He bites his lip to hold back his own moans and watches your pained face, your eyes try to open and your body tries to wake up but your sleeping pills get the better and you fall back to sleep.

He starts to pump into you a bit faster, with shaky breaths and weak arms buckling. The sound of his balls slapping your ass echoes throughout the room complimented by the squelching of your pussy. Every time he'd pull out he'd leave just the tip of his dick in before slamming his whole length inside you, watching your body shake and breast bounce with each thrust. he knows he should pull out but every time he tries to convince himself not to cum he finds himself inching so much closer to his climax, it’s not until he sees your legs start to shake and your walls grip his length does he shove himself deep inside you and fuck into you all his cum.

He pulls himself out fighting to catch his Breath, he watches his cum spill back out of your tired used pussy and can’t help but feel himself get hard again. Maybe he’ll be kind and give your pussy time to recover and break your cute little asshole in for this round.

[gh0stsp1d3r]

I BEG YOU TO PLEASEEEEE DO SOME SFW AND NSFW ALPHABET HEAD-CANONS FOR LOGAN (Wolverine) THAT MAN HAS ME ON FERAL MODE 👹👹👹

Logan Howlett SFW alphabet

A/n: hehe, genie does as you wish, anon. Had to hop onto my computer for this one.

warnings: sfw hcs. Might do the nsfw in a seperate thing. Not proofread.

MASTERLIST | Kofi

A = Affection (How affectionate are they? How do they show affection?)

⋆౨ৎ˚⟡˖ ࣪. Contrary to some peoples beliefs, when Logan’s in a relationship, he loves hard. he’s surprisingly gentle.

⋆౨ৎ˚⟡˖ ࣪. It takes him a while to say that he loves you. He’s not used to this, any of it. He says he cares about you, and that he wants nothing more for than you to be safe, but he’s always stopping himself before he lets the words spill out. He shows his affection by his actions, mostly.

B= Best friend (What would they be like as a best friend? How would the friendship start)

⋆౨ৎ˚⟡˖ ࣪. Logan’s not usually the “friend” type. It takes him a while to get used to it all. But when he does… he’s a nice guy.

⋆౨ৎ˚⟡˖ ࣪. It surprises you, and he’s just confused as to why you would even want to be friends either him. It starts rather slowly, and the two of you just click really quick.

⋆౨ৎ˚⟡˖ ࣪. He is loyal, protective, and he’s that kind of guy to only have a soft spot for you.

C= Cuddles (Do they like to cuddle? How would they cuddle?)

⋆౨ৎ˚⟡˖ ࣪. He’s been deprived of physical touch most of his life. He used to hate the idea of even touching you at first, mostly in fear he would hurt you on accident with his claws.

⋆౨ৎ˚⟡˖ ࣪. He’s super hesitant to even get in bed with you. But it happens, extremely slowly.

⋆౨ৎ˚⟡˖ ࣪. And once he’s finally comfortable enough to actually cuddle with you, he fucking loves it. He loves the physical attention that he’s never felt before.

⋆౨ৎ˚⟡˖ ࣪. An arm around your waist, or shoulder, your skin against his, and he’s usually the big spoon.

D= Domestic (Do they want to settle down? How are they at cooking and cleaning?)

⋆౨ৎ˚⟡˖ ࣪. Before you, he never really thought of it. He never thought he was ever cut out for it.

⋆౨ৎ˚⟡˖ ࣪. After? He wants nothing more than to settle down with you and maybe have kids. If you want. But he craves that life.

⋆౨ৎ˚⟡˖ ࣪. Okay cooker, not so great cleaner.

E= Ending (If they had to break up with their partner, how would they do it?)

⋆౨ৎ˚⟡˖ ࣪. Probably does it to “protect” you in some way. He doesn’t want to see you be hurt because of him again. You’re his soulmate, the reason he lives, he doesn’t want to, but he feels like he needs to.

⋆౨ৎ˚⟡˖ ࣪. It would be after an argument, you practically storming in your room, locking yourself in the bathroom. He sighed, leaning against the door, listening to you choke out a sob.

He lost his temper on you, the one person he thought he needed to protect.

⋆౨ৎ˚⟡˖ ࣪. He does it silently, making that decision then and there. He leaves a longggg note, packing everything he had.

F= Fiance (How do they feel about commitment? How quick would they want to get married?)

⋆౨ৎ˚⟡˖ ࣪. He’s lowkey scared of commitment, hence why it took a little for him to trust and get into a relationship with you. But the idea of marriage, and just settling down makes his heart pick up a beat.

⋆౨ৎ˚⟡˖ ࣪. He wouldn’t want to rush into anything, and takes a lil to propose until he’s sure that you want to.

G= Gentle (How gentle are they, both physically and emotionally?)

⋆౨ৎ˚⟡˖ ࣪. Well, we know Logan. He’s a pretty rough, gruff, dude.

⋆౨ৎ˚⟡˖ ࣪. He didn’t even know he could be gentle until he met you.

⋆౨ৎ˚⟡˖ ࣪. He has his moments when he accidentally uses too much of his strength with you, like when youre hugging and his arm wraps tighter around you a little too tight. But overall, he’s a big softy at heart for the right person.

H= Hugs (Do they like hugs? How often do they do it and what is it like?)

⋆౨ৎ˚⟡˖ ࣪. He loves hugs with you. adores them. whether you’re taller or shorter than him, he LOVES THEM. It gives him sm comfort when he can hold you and you can hold him :3

I= I love you (How fast do they say the L-word?)

⋆౨ৎ˚⟡˖ ࣪. it takes him a longggg time. the words feel foreign on his lips, he’s never really said that to anyone except you.

⋆౨ৎ˚⟡˖ ࣪. And the way you beam up at him when he does say it has him smiling back.

J= Jealousy (How jealous do they get? What do they do when they get jealous?)

⋆౨ৎ˚⟡˖ ࣪. He gets extremely jealous at times. he’ll be silent about it for a while, a little bit more angrier than usual, quieter.

⋆౨ৎ˚⟡˖ ࣪. He will wrap an arm protectively around, glaring at the man who’s attempting to flirt with you.

⋆౨ৎ˚⟡˖ ࣪. There’s also other times where he has to tell the guy to actually back off, and he has no problem doing so.

K= Kisses (What are their kisses like? Where do they kiss you? Where do they like to be kissed?

⋆౨ৎ˚⟡˖ ࣪.

L= Little ones (How are they around children?)

⋆౨ৎ˚⟡˖ ࣪. Also im talking strictly movie Logan for this once becuz comic Logan is obviously not a good dad LMFAOO.

⋆౨ৎ˚⟡˖ ࣪. I said this before, I’ll say it again. GIRL DAD.

⋆౨ৎ˚⟡˖ ࣪. omfg like have you see this man with like Laura and rogue? adorable.

⋆౨ৎ˚⟡˖ ࣪. he pretends to have that rough, tough guy persona on but you know deep down he cares for those girls and of sees them as his own.

M= Morning (How are mornings spent with them?)

⋆౨ৎ˚⟡˖ ࣪. Lazy mornings with his arm firmly draped around your body, holding you tight in his arms. they usually end with you both kissing before getting up for the day, you cooking whatever while he strolls in behind you <3

N= Night (How are nights spent with them?)

⋆౨ৎ˚⟡˖ ࣪. he always has to have a hand on you, somewhere, he doesn’t care. he usually is spooning you, and the both of you peacefully sleep tg.

O= Open (When will they start revealing things about themselves? Do they say everything all at once or do they reveal little things slowly?)

⋆౨ৎ˚⟡˖ ࣪. He takes a while to be vulnerable to you. It’s hard for him. He slowly reveals things to you, you basically learn something new about him every day.

P= Patience (How easily are they angered?)

⋆౨ৎ˚⟡˖ ࣪. We all know Logan and his short temper 😭

⋆౨ৎ˚⟡˖ ࣪. He tends to lose his patience on you when he’s had a long, hard day and wants to do nothing more than just lounge on the couch. He always feels terrible and ends up apologizing a million times.

⋆౨ৎ˚⟡˖ ࣪. But soon he learns how to control it with you, and knows not to bring his anger home to you.

Q= Quizzes (How much would they remember about you? Do they remember every detail or forget the minor things?)

⋆౨ৎ˚⟡˖ ࣪. He remembers a lot of stuff about you, tends to forget some things becuz of his old man brain but just remind him and he’ll be like “oh yeah. Got it.”

R= Remember (What is their favorite moment of your relationship?)

⋆౨ৎ˚⟡˖ ࣪. His favorite memory he has of your relationship was probably the first date. He remembers everything about it.

S= Security (How protective are they? How would they protect you? how would they like to be protected?)

⋆౨ৎ˚⟡˖ ࣪. Extremely protective of you.

⋆౨ৎ˚⟡˖ ࣪. He protects you in fights, and literally everything else. At first, he doesn’t like to be protected because he thinks he can take care of himself perfectly fine. but just remind him that it’s okay every once in a while to let his guard down.

T= Try (How much effort do they put into dates, anniversaries, gifts, everyday tasks?)

⋆౨ৎ˚⟡˖ ࣪. He puts in a shit ton of effort in everything he does when it comes to you. Some of the things he does remember is anniversaries. He’s terrified of losing you.

U= Ugly (What would be some bad habits of theirs?)

⋆౨ৎ˚⟡˖ ࣪. smoking his cigars and drinking is a big one. he’s lowkey addicted.

⋆౨ৎ˚⟡˖ ࣪. His anger issues.

⋆౨ৎ˚⟡˖ ࣪. He also tends to not care about his health overall, it worries you constantly and he’s always saying it doesn’t matter because of his healing factor. You both get into a lot of arguments over that.

V= Vanity (How concerned are they with their looks?)

⋆౨ৎ˚⟡˖ ࣪. He could care less. He’s an X-men, he ain’t got time for that shit.

W= Whole (Would they feel incomplete without you?)

⋆౨ৎ˚⟡˖ ࣪. 100%, yes. He’s always felt like he was missing something without you. He was independent, alone. Now he can’t live without you.

X= Xtra )A random headcanon for them

⋆౨ৎ˚⟡˖ tbh no clue idk.

Y= Yuck (What are some things they wouldn't like, either in general or in a partner?)

⋆౨ৎ˚⟡˖ ࣪. he doesn’t really pay that much attention to anything anyone else does like that. he could care less. He will give people a wild side eye tho.

Z= Zzz (What are some sleeping habits of theirs?

⋆౨ৎ˚⟡˖ ࣪. Snores like fucking crazy. You’re shocked it doesn’t shake the damn house half the time.

⋆౨ৎ˚⟡˖ ࣪. he’s a heavy ass sleeper and can probably sleep through a whole bomb going off.

⋆౨ৎ˚⟡˖ ࣪. He literally cannot sleep without you anymore. 😭

[wheredidhiseyebrowsgo]

Hi!! First of all, thank for all your work and still being here!

Second, can I ask for Hale family recs, like they’re alive and well and they’re a big part of the story.

Thank you!!

Hi anon! @kevaaronday made this list for you!

Divided We Stand by KouriArashi (29/29 | 156,742 | Mature | Sterek) Derek is being pressured by his family to pick a mate, and somehow stumbles into a choice that they didn't expect and aren't sure they approve of....

No Homo by orphan_account (12/12 | 84,092 | Explicit | Sterek) Stiles' sophomore year starts something like this:

3 FourLokos

+ 1 peer-pressuring cat

- 1 best bro to end all best bros

= 1 Craigslist ad headline that reads "str8 dude - m4m - strictly platonic".

Derek is the fool who replies.

The Price we Pay by Gia279 (37/37 | 66,603 | Teen | Sterek) Twelve years after inadvertently stopping Kate Argent from burning the Hale pack alive, Stiles is sleepwalking again, dragged unwillingly to witness horrible accidents, floods, house fires, and other disasters. He wakes, confused and blindfolded, at the incidents with power rising sharp and exhilarating in his chest, and he doesn't know how to stop it. Is he the one causing these horrible things or is he just there to witness them?

Derek has been curious about the magic that saved him and his pack for years, and when Stiles's powers manifest again, he's determined to figure it out. With the whole of Beacon Hills being thrown into chaos and Stiles, apparently, just on the edge of that chaos, Derek finds himself being drawn to fix it all and keep Stiles out of the danger that keeps calling to him.

We Met, We Loved, We Made by Fogsy_Feel (3/3 | 56,820 | Explicit | Sterek) The Hales are the real American dynasty. Pinnacles of wealth. A powerful pack fiercely protective of their own, with all the resources to do it. They don't take kind to strangers infiltrating their ranks...Which means they definitely won't take kind to a Polish twenty year old marrying their oldest son. Stiles knew all this for the most part, but when you find the one? Well then all that drama suddenly seems inconsequential.

— Derek doesn't know what he expected from Poland. Maybe some great food and some less great snow? He certainly hadn't expected to meet the most annoying person he'd ever come across. Nor did he expect to fall in love and marry him, not all of a month after meeting the guy. Stiles is strange. He's weird and a little mean. He's probably Derek's soulmate. Who really knows. It's all progressing a little fast. He wouldn't change it for the world

Marking Against Instinct by fullmoontonightt (1/1 | 44,620 | Mature | Sterek) The guy in front of him is looking around the shop with interest, letting his eyes scan over the flash art on the walls. He's beautiful and Derek's wolf purrs in his chest, wanting to get closer. He frowns when he realizes the guy is human.

Derek faces him, eyes serious. “You know this is a wolves only shop right?”

Alpha Derek Hale has had his wolves only tattoo shop for years. Before Stiles Stilinksi walked in, asking him for help with a tattoo, he'd never thought about how a single tattoo could change his life.

One More Again by HelloWhyTheFuckAmIHere (16/16 | 22,238 | Not Rated | Sterek) When a strange man appears in the Hale Pack territory with an unusual proposition for Stiles and Lydia, Stiles is unable to resist going back in time to stop the Hale House fire. 

Even after a few bumps in the road, Stiles finds himself in the past with one nearly-insurmountable goal - getting Talia Hale and the rest of her family to trust him with their lives.

Don't know how to reach you when you get like this (waiting for you to come home) by dearericbittle (1/1 | 21,339 | Teen | Sterek) Senator Talia Hale is going to be the first werewolf president. She is also his mother’s best friend, who’s in desperate need of a friendly mage to help her break the curse on her children. Stiles likes a challenge - and the free vacation in DC for his parents.

Chicken Soup for the Incredibly Fragile Human Soul by aurevell (1/1 | 3,029 | Gen | Sterek) Stiles comes to the Hale house to cram for a test with Cora as planned. Unfortunately, he's definitely coming down with something.

Even more unfortunately, no one in the entire Hale family seems to know what to do with a human who has a cold.

[softrozene]

Reacting to Dutch Wanting a Night with Their Girl

Anonymous requested: Okay, so, I’ve had this in my head for a while. Dutch is a gross old guy who likes pretty young ladies, right? Well, Arthur/John/Javier has this real cute and super affectionate little thing on his arm. What? They’re married/engaged/dating? No, it’s fine. He taught that boy how to read! Giving up his girl for a night isn’t that big of a deal, he’s sure asking them in the middle of camp will go well. 

rdr2 masterlist

ALJSFDASKL This is so long omg. Let me know if you wanted something specific or anything- Wasn’t too sure if it was a request but I had to give my input. This is how I thought they would react and lmao this was super fun. 

Originally published on January 5, 2021

Arthur, Javier, John x Female Reader

Warnings: Dutch is super gross in this - We don’t stan, we do stan the three who stick up for their girl, Dutch is vulgar - I really did Dutch dirty in this but it was bound to happen eventually.

Words: ~900

Okay, one thing they all share in common is if it were you saying that Dutch said something to you, they would all be hesitant. Like “Nah, he didn’t mean it that way” or “Are you sure he said that?” or “I’ll go talk to him”- Then they end up doubting you as Dutch lies his way out of it (Yes, they would sadly be the dudes that apologizes for their friend’s behavior too)

They are hesitant only because Dutch did offer them a chance as part of the family in the gang- He did give them a decent chance at life and as anon said- Taught them to read and write. They see him as someone they owe a great lot to- so if you suddenly talk bad about him, they will want to defend him, or he will point the blame at you

In other words, their loyalty to Dutch will for sure make them not believe you at first

However- If they witness it that is an entirely different story:

Charles wasn’t asked for, but I will say since he is not that close with Dutch other than respecting him for being treated well in the gang, he will straight-up knock out Dutch the second he hears anything vulgar- Or whether you inform him. You matter more than the gang and he will defend you

 Arthur Morgan-

You have been skittish lately. That does not sit well with Arthur since you are only skittish with Dutch around- He thinks it is just because you are shy and nothing else until-

Dutch- Sweet, old, crazy Dutch comes up to the both of you, more so looking at Arthur in an expecting way and asks for a night with you- With others as witnesses nonetheless?

All of you would be stunned-

Dutch has a fucking serious tone- Arthur will be frozen then just stare at him for the longest time

“Dutch- You drunk?”

“What? Son, I would never- I was simply asking a hypothetical ‘what if’ question since you have such a divine being hanging on your arm all the time. You can’t deny the chemistry we have when we look- Hey now, don’t give me that look, Son. You know I would only ask if it would benefit you-“

He would keep saying creepy things along those lines and Arthur just snaps

Either by straight-up punching him in the face- Tackling him- Anything, no one can pry him off of Dutch until he good and satisfied that this once honorable man he looked up to will never gaze upon you again in that creepy face

He loses all respect for Dutch and Dutch’s confidence with how he thought he could get Arthur’s girl for a night

Everyone is wary and on edge, but it is for the better

Molly probably opens up her eyes

 John Marston-

Dutch does not even have to say anything- John notices the looks he has been giving you and he does not like it one bit

Dutch would not go to him first- Instead, John would confront him in the middle of the camp and be like “You serious right now Dutch? Eyeing my woman when I am right here, and Molly is over there?”

Dutch will respond: “I ain’t touching- I am just looking.” Or “Can you blame me? Look at her.”

“That is low- Even for you Dutch”

If Dutch even tries to defend himself, be fancy with his words, or place the blame on you- You can bet John will not hold back- The boys will have to pry him off Dutch (after letting John get a few hits in because Dutch ain’t as sly as he thinks he is)

This really is one of the worse things John has seen and he won’t stand with it (depending on how much he cares about you tbh) Like if he sees you as his wife you bet, he is ready to ditch the gang again but with you this time

We’re pretending Abigail and Jack are in a healthy place- Not this universe lamflasd

 Javier Escuella-

I really hate to say this guys but the way Javier reacts depends on what chapter you are in- In the gang.

Before Chapter 5+6 he would react on your behalf-

“Dutch- Did you really ask if you can borrow mi amor?”

He is pissed- He is beyond livid, he will try to be calm and collected but that will not last long and he will act on your behalf demanding Dutch respects you

If this happens after 5 and during 6- He will really think about it

He already betrayed Arthur and John, the gang is falling apart, all he has is Dutch and you- So he will really consider it (but I doubt he would let Dutch go through with it)

After Chapter 6 though- He will not hesitate to cut a bitch Dutch

He realized that he really lost the family that had his back, and it is all because of Micah and Dutch so if Dutch has the gall to ask him after everything you all went through- It is on- He will fight for your honor and he will apologize constantly afterward for helping to ruin the family you both loved and shared

[keirawantstocry]

Hi am back. yes i will so totally be 💋anon and i will probably be back a lot (i have reqs just gotta sort through em). more soft kisses for jealous tubbo, twas great :>

On the note of specifically tubbo + fit, you remeber how there was the joke(??) of them getting married in Vegas? maybe something on that actually happening and pac finding out? like offhandedly mentioned or like, them talking about marrying tubbo or smthn idk go buck wild.

(question do you prefer v vague reqs, a little detail, a lotta detail or options?) Hope youre having a good day :>

oh do I remember it. I think I was in tubbos chat when it happened. I remember watching it unfold live. I would LOVE to expand on it 

(I love all requests to be honest. but I do appreciate a bit of detail because it gives me a starting point to go off of) 

“Aren't you two going to get married?” Bagi asked. The three of them were sitting inside Bagi's house at her dining room table when she asked. She picked up the cup of coffee in front of her and raised her eyebrow before taking a sip. 

Pac laughed nervously. “Bagi, I don't know if-” 

“Can't people only get married once?” Fit asked. 

Pac and Bagi turned to look at him, twin looks of confusion on their faces. “Sim,” Bagi said. “Why do you ask?” 

Fit looked up and took a long swig of tea. “Oh, well, I'm married.” 

“Oh right to Spreen yeah?” Pac asked. “We can get that annulled with the Federation surely. Not that we need to,” he rushed to clarify. “Baby steps.” 

Fit shook his head. “No, not Spreen. That's a Federation thing only. I'm legally married. Of my own choice.” 

“To who?” Bagi asked incredulously. 

Pac felt a rush of jealousy go through him. It wasn't necessarily that he wanted to marry Fit but it felt weird that he had never brought this spouse up before. They told each other everything. 

“Tubbo.” 

The Brazilains stared at him. The jealousy dissipated as Pac laughed. 

“You are married to Tubbo??” 

“Why??” Bagi asked as Fit joined Pac in laughing. 

Fit shrugged. “We got drunk in Vegas. Made out. Tubbo acted like some kind of prudish Catholic woman. Said I had to marry him if I was gonna try and get in his pants.” He chuckled. “I don't think he expected me to take him seriously. But I carried him to the first courthouse I saw and we got married.” 

Pac perked up. “Did you have sex?” 

Bagi smacked him. 

“Ow!” 

“You can't just ask if they had sex!” Bagi slapped her forehead as pushed back her chair. 

“I'm sorry he was the one who implied it!” Pac yelled back. 

Fit laughed at both of them Not answering the question, Pac noted. 

-

Pac cornered him after they left. “Did you have sex? What does he kiss like? He's a good kisser isn't he? Can I sleep with him? Your husband, I should probably get permission you know.” 

“Whoa whoa, slow down.” Fit chuckled quietly. “You're not mad?” 

Pac stopped dead. “Why would I be mad?” 

“Uh, cause we're dating and I didn't tell you that I'm married.” 

Pac waved him off. “Oh please. It's Tubbo.” He perked up again. “Can we all be official? I want to kiss him. Can I kiss your husband?” 

Fit laughed, his whole body relaxing. “Yeah you can kiss him. Kiss him as much as you want.” 

Pac pumped his fist in the air. “Let's fucking go! Okay, bye Fitch. I'll see you later. I'm going to go kiss him!!!” 

-

“OI TUBBO!” 

Tubbo looked up from the chest he was currently searching. “Pac? What's up dude?” 

“You and Fit got married?” 

Tubbo's eyes widened in fear. Fuck. “Okay, yeah, hey I'm sorry I don't mean to intrude on you guys and-” 

He was cut off by Pac's hands on his face. “Calma. Be my boyfriend? You're very cute.” 

Tubbo blinked in surprise. “You… you want me?” 

Pac's eyes landed on his lips before licking his own. “Sim, sim, por favor.” 

Tubbo was nodding. Nodding and nodding. And he was being kissed and it was wonderful and soft. Pac tasted like sweets. He wasn't sure exactly what had just occurred but he was definitely not opposed to it. 

[depressopax]

Hello! I was wondering if you could write head canons or a little story of what it would be like to have a baby with Dale Cooper as his wife (Twin Peaks) xx

Heyyy Anon! Thank you for the request - And sorry for the VERY long wait! 😭 If you see this - I hope you like this <3

Pairing: Dale Cooper x gender neutral reader Genre: Fluff, headcanons Warning(s): Mentions of family, babies and pregnancy. Reader is gender-neutral Words: 0.7K Summary: Dale Cooper being a dad headcanons English is not my main language, if I make any spelling mistakes please let me know so I can improve my writing! <3

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Dale feels like the “married to his job” type of man

So the thought of starting a family both excites and terrifies him. 

I just know Coop would be an AMAZING dad <3

His work personality differs from how he is in private.

He is very affectionate and if he had a family - he’d want to spend all his time with them.

You’d have to be the one to bring up the idea of kids tho. 

He wants a family, but is scared to admit so.

Partially because of his career. He wants to provide safety for his family, and knowing the dangers of his job often makes him worry about the future. 

The thought of something happening to you is just… No.

This leads him to being very concerned and overprotective. 

And if it comes to his own children, he’d do anything to protect them.

His face lights up when he sees someone pregnant, or when people tell him theyäre expecting a baby.

He doesn’t know how it happened, but after realizing he wants to spend his life with you, he got a baby fever… Lol

And he’s not discreet about it

He probably has names planned out, and stops to look at baby clothes when you’re out shopping.

And he’d talk about it as if you guys already were expecting; “Our kid would love this…”, “When our baby is born…”, “Perfect place to raise a family!”

He doesn’t realize that he got a baby fever himself tho

It doesn’t matter how you get a baby, whether it’s pregnancy, surrogacy, adoption etc… The day he gets to hold his baby for the first time will be the happiest day in his life. 

He never knew he could feel - nor deserved - to feel so happy. 🥺

He’d make sure his kid is growing up in a safe and loving household

You’ll find him making silly faces to your baby, humming them to sleep gently, and carrying them around the house with a big smile on his face.

He gets really concerned when your baby cries 😭

Even if it’s something simple, he’ll be worried and directly be by their side

Starting a family with you only makes him love you even more - if that's even possible.

His family is his everything after all :’)

He spoils that kid rotten

When he’s been out shopping, he always returns with a new toy or some cute clothes for them. 

“Money? Who cares about money!”

Sure Dale is loving and caring, but he also knows how to set boundaries and to raise a kid.

And he manages to do so in the calmest way possible

That dude rarely gets angry 😭

He’s very patient.

Skip this part if you’re uncomfortable with pregnancies! <3

Now, let’s say you’re carrying his baby…

When finding out you’re pregnant, he experiences it all: Fear, excitement, happiness and also full on panic

For every check up, ultrasound etc, he’d be right beside you.

He rarely leaves your side, tbh. 

And boyyy he would brag about his incredible pregnant partner to EVERYONE.

Dales got no shame lol

He proudly declares he’s gonna be a father every given opportunity. 

He probably carries an ultrasound picture in his wallet, as a reminder of what he loves. <3

Your baby bump quickly becomes his favorite feature.

He’ll caress it every moment possible, rub and kiss it, and even whisper to it, hoping the baby can hear him. 

If you’re insecure of your appearance and such, he’d remind you of how beautiful you are. 

He hates hearing you speak ill of yourself, and will be the reminder of how amazing you are. 

If you’re uncomfortable, he more than happily massages you or brings you snacks. 

He carries your stuff and helps you stand up, even when you tell him you can do it yourself. 

When in labor, he’d be SO worried 😭

By your side all the time, telling you how well you’re doing, comforting you… He’s there for all of it. 

And when the moment arrives and the baby finally is born…

Love at first sight.

He’s so fascinated with the life you’ve created together, and holding his own child for the first time is surreal. 

There and then, he whispers a promise to the child: “I’ll protect you. Always.”

He’d be the best dad ever. And the best boyfriend/fiancé/husband - whatever - to you. Period. <3

[wenellyb]

What are some storylines you hope to see in season 8? Could be for Buck and Tommy (separately or together) and for other characters on the show!

Hi Anon!!!!

Thank you for the ask😊

1. I'll start with storylines for Eddie: I want Marisol to come back! It frustrates me to no end that this show has storylines that are just left as this. We've seen Marisol and Chris get close and then she just left with no explanation and an offscreen break up?

I want to see her and Eddie have a conversation, break up properly and then I want to see her say goodbye to Christopher.

Of course, I want Chris to come back. I hope his stay at his grandparents doesn't take too long. I feel like the hiatus is enough time for him to be gone lol.

2. I want Gerard gone, the best I can stand him is 2 episodes and only if he dies by episode 2. Honestly, I don't feel like watch half a season of the team being led by a racist and homophobic dude.

3. I want the Mara situation to get solved quickly because Henren have already been through enough.

4. I'm not looking forward to it but I'm sure there will be some drama at some point and honestly, we just got to know them as a couple, and I feel like season 8 will already be putting them in some kind of turmoil. But I don't personally want that.

I want to see domestic Buck and Tommy.

I want Buck to meet Tommy's friends/family

I want to see Tommy hanging out with the other members of the 118 and also strenghten his relationship with Eddie.

I want Tommy so say I love you first (Maybe he says it a little too soon accidentally, or Buck is being insecure about their relationship and Tommy says it to reassure him that he's not going anywhere)

I want to see Buck and Tommy holding hands.

I want Buck, Eddie, Tommy and Chris hanging out together.

I want to see them at eachother's place like it's a normal thing

I want them to work on a "mission" together.

I want Tommy to fly Buck to Vegas for the week-end and Buck to jokingly propose to him and Tommy to say yes because never in his life has he ever been able to say no to Evan Buckley. I love got married to soon storylines (I don't mind if they eventually get divorced but keep dating after the divorce)

What about you? What are some storylines you hope to see?

[xproskeith]

🦉Positivity owl reporting for duty! This was sent by a friend who wants you to smile as much as your posts make them smile. Please list five things that make you unique, four things you are super passionate about and why, OR three of your favorite memories. Feel free to send the owl to those who you feel deserve to smile🦉

Thanks, kind anon!

I'll do favorite memories I think.

1 - Hearing Ode To Sleep live for the first time unexpectedly and my entire first Twenty One Pilots show: I will never forget that moment. I lost my shit with one of my best friends who was with me at the time. It was my favorite song and they hadn't been playing it anymore! But they did! At my first show and in my home city! But really the whole show is etched clearly in my mind

2 - My entire wedding weekend: This includes the rehearsal, rehearsal dinner, time after, wedding itself, reception, and after. That whole weekend is precious to me. My best friend gave an amazing best man speech that made me and my wife both cry and she even said he outdid her best friend and matron of honor. I had drinks with my groosmen afterwards as well as a cigar on the way back to the hotel, Then my best friend and I spent the night together in the suite we'd be getting ready in with the other groomsmen. So I got that special extra time with him before it all. Most importantly, I married my wife and we exchanged vows we both wrote! She even incorporated lyrics from Holding On To You into her vows! The reception was amazing. It was like a concert. It was in the House Of Blues main concert hall. We had a live 10 piece band. My first dance with my wife was to Twenty One Pilots' cover of Can't Help Falling In Love and the band played a recording of Ode To Sleep during their first break. My dance with my mom was to House Of Gold. Everyone had a blast. We literally had friends and family talking about it for months and now even almost a year later they still bring it up! So one of my favorite sets of memories for sure!

3 - I think I'll go with proposing to my wife: she surprised me with pit tickets to the final show of the Icy Tour as an anniversary gift. I was already planning to propose, so she just chose the time and place. It was the day of the concert and I was VIBRATING so hard from anxiety and nervousness even though I knew she'd say yes. She did not give me a chance to talk to anyone in line until about 4PM! Finally, I was able to privately talk to the dude I'd made friends with in line and tell him my plan. He helped me pull off the moment and captured the video. She was so surprised and we had the whole GA line yelling and cheering for us. The venue actually had their professional photographer come take pics of us and gave them to us for free! And me and that dude, Wyatt, are still great friends today! He even come to our wedding with his now wonderful wife! He and I yell about Twenty One Pilots to each other all the time. That makes our wives happy because they are very casual fans and he and I absolutely are not lmao

Anyway thanks for this anon! This was fun!

[sukirichi]

holy shit long rant ahead

"Like-like you're looking for the man who courted you two years ago, the one you truly wanted to marry. Well, I'm sorry to disappoint, because you're not going to find him. He never existed in the first place. Whatever it is you're looking for, you won't find it in me," *shit here we go again audio with head in my hands*

"Get out of your head. Just because I did all those things for you, doesn't mean they meant something. Are you forgetting I spent two years of my life trying to win you over, and I never once felt something for you other than tolerance?" When your face fell, triumph washed over his features. "That's right. You remember now, don't you? She's the one I want. Everything I do is for her. Don't forget your place."

Man idk how the princess heard this another time without breaking down in rage cause either this man is going down with me or nothing. Princess where is your self respect? PICK YOURSELF UPPPPPPP THIS MAN LEGIT RUNS ALL OVER YOU AND all we do is cry and yearn for more LIKE WE NEED TO BLOW IR*S AND HIM UP ATP BRING THE BIG GUNS OUT I NEED KUROO AND HIS ROOSTER LOOKING ASS TO POST THAT ARTICLE ASAP

“Your mother's sniffles was the last thing you heard before the sound of a fist connecting with skin resounded in the area. Pulling back, you gasped at what you saw.”

OH THE SATISFACTION I FELT HERE SWEET HEAVENS I wish someone recorded it and we could watch it all over again cause UM LESGO WWE 🗣️🤺 never have I ever loved a father this much cause he SLAYED LEFT NO CRUMBS AT ALLL #curedmyfatherissues

“Want me, you pleaded silently, at least want me. Just a little bit.” pookie 🤠😟😞 cmon we better than this

“Rintaro hadn't mean to. Sure, he was careless and never used protection, but he thought little of it. Iris® cycles were irregular and they never worried if she missed her period. She was always on the pill - all because of him, since Kiyoomi wouldn't have touched her anyway.”

he’s one sick bastard I hope he rots imagine cheating on your wife that you claim to love, doing it in your shared bed AND without protection like babe the article was so deserved by god

and the ending sentence,,,,,just made me so sick because as much as I hate rin and ir*s, I think I hate the queen and the king more because the issues started with them. with the king being an absolute whore and having kids with random ass women LIKE WHERE IS THE VASECTOMY GET HIS TUBES TIED and the queen being a bitch to rin his whole life just to find out my man got issues for nothing??? not defending him at all but to find out that all he knew as his “home” and family (even tho they sucked) were all never really his,,, I can see his heart breaking with the image he had of his family in his mind in the form of drawings made by his inner child, torn in half,,,,,,,oh I am about to be SICK

(and once he finally found his real home aka princess, bro fumbled it up BADDDD like if I was him I would beg for forgiveness + repent + burn the castle with the queen in it <33 (not the princes, tobio pookie you are coming home with me)

bro’s mental health must be in a delicate state, I hate him but I am also worried for him 🥲

- Freud anon is in shambles btw

THE HERE WE GO AGAIN AUDIO AAHJKA SO TRUE he just keeps on going back and forth like decide already!! 😭 do you want us or not!!

the self respect is… there, just buried under very deep layers of still hoping for something good. but also like we can’t really blame dtd!yn for acting this way because rintaro was FINALLY changing and being the husband we wanted him to be! the whole romantic dinner setup, working on the beach house together, and not once even mentioning iris????!!? BRO WAS DEDICATED. but then yeah he really just had to ruin it all again UGH. “all we do is cry and yearn for more.” actually real.

the daddy issues tag im crying 😭 sending all my love and hugs to you anon. BUT YES omg I loveeee our dad so much in DTD because he really said fuck around and find out! dude literally did not care that he was punching a royal because his daughter was more important than their titles! our parents in dtd are soo parents goals I love them <3

nauh bcos rintaro is careless and CRAZYYY. not only did they do it in OUR bed but he did it raw like! I would’ve thrown up ngl. AGHJSKA the vasectomy LMFAO. unfortunately it’s his duty to have many children and he fulfilled that part VERY well, just yknow… they really should’ve specified to him that he had to have kids with his wife and not other women. but yes I agree! all the problems really started because the king and queen hated each other (or more like, the queen hated him for how he treated her, and the king just didn’t care about her at all. he just knew she’d be a good queen and he needed someone smart and capable in leading the country so he can slack off. terrible, terrible man.) YES OMGGG THE DRAWINGS STOPPP I GET SO SAD EVERYTIME I THINK OF RINTARO’S LIFE WAS STOLEN FROM HIM AND ALL HIS ISSUES, EVERYTHING THAT HE FUCKED UP, HAD BEEN FOR NOTHING! and now he’s fumbling so bad too like bro is losing everything that should’ve never been his in the first place ugh.

YES! we protect and love tobio in this house!! and I agree </3 rintaro is going through a lot and it honestly goes two ways – it’s either he does worse things to cope, or he completely shuts down and forgets everything that happened. I’m not sure which one I prefer…

[my-castles-crumbling]

Hey Cas! So I'm a queer teenage girl, but I'm homeschooled, so I have no clue if my friends would be accepting or not. There has never been an opportunity to bring up LGBTQIA+ rights, to see how they react , and I know for sure that at least one of my friends has no clue what gay people even are, because I mentioned that I could ship Sirius and Remus, and she said "Wait, but they're both dudes? And dudes cut marry each other?" But not even in a homophobic way, she was legit confused. Ive only told two people. The first is my BFF, who've I've known since I was 5 days old. She was the first person I told. I've also told my mom, and she's been super supportive, but I don't know how or when to tell my dad. He has a gay brother, but the relationship there is pretty much none (My uncle just moved away and never visits) , so I don't know how hell react. I was thinking of writing a letter, but I don't think that would work.

I'm know I'm attracted to multiple genders, because even before I knew what sexualities were, I wrote a story about two lesbian spies. I also get that happy feeling when I see queer people out in public. I have fantasized about both men and women before, so I do know I'm attracted to both men and women (And possibly non-binary people), but I don't know if that makes me Bi, or Omni, or Pan?

Oh, and I LOVE your blog. I get so exited when I see you post something, because Microfics are the perfect length for my ADHD brain to actually focus on. I hope you have a great gay!

P.S. Drink some water :)

Hi! <3

I'm so glad your mom is supportive!

For your friends, I'd try to warm them up to the idea a bit first, lol, especially since they genuinely don't know a lot. Bring up some queer ships, talk about LGBTQIA+ people in the media, that type of thing. Then ease into it.

As far as your dad, I think a letter is a great idea! It can be scary to tell someone big news like that, so getting all your thoughts down in a letter is super smart. It also gives him time to think about his reactions.

As far as your sexuality, have you researched each of those identities? They're very similar (though different in some ways as well), so it might help to look them up and really think about which one makes the most sense to you. Also remember that you're young, and you don't necessarily need to label yourself! Knowing who you're attracted to is a great start! As you get older and start dating more and more, you'll start to realize your preferences and it'll help you figure that out as well.

Let me know if you ever need to talk!

(Also I am naming all the anons who write to me in case they want to write in the future, and I am using a random positive affirmation generator to do so. So I dub thee: sincere anon. Enjoy your free tag!)

(also you made me drink water. so rude 😋)

[destinyc1020]

Hanging out with Leo is nt the flex some of yall think it is 😭 He is a GREAT actor, no doubt, n can prob give sum great acting advice bt that mans personal life is ODD to say the least. I will never forget wen Ricky Gervais had that joke about him at an awards ceremony n everybody was laughing... imagine all yr peers laughing at you lik that 😭😭😭 i was almost embarrazed for him lmao

Oh yea I remember that Anon lol 😆

I forget what the joke even was, but I think it was about his love life lol 🥴

How embarrassing .... 👀

But yea, Leo's a good actor for sure, and I'm sure he could give good career and acting advice (most definitely), but it's obvious he's been traumatized in this industry, and he grew up in an era in Hollywood BEFORE the "Me Too" movement, so I def think he and Tobey have seen (and experienced 👀) some "stuff".... let's just say.

So on that account, I almost feel sorry for him?

But yea, dude needs to def get some therapy (if he hasn't already), and just grow up a little. If he doesn't ever want to get married, then hey, that's fine! Marriage isn't for everyone. 🤷🏾‍♀️ But it's time to realize that you are over the hill, and you're no longer in your 20s and 30s lol 😆

At least he doesn't make any excuses for who he is. 🤷🏾‍♀️

[acourtofthought]

Lol, to your last anon - the anti-Lucien bullshit is just a result of realizing that E/riel just ain’t happening. He’s literally being set up as the possible future High Lord of Day. That’s not a quick side plot in someone else’s book.

Sarah made it clear once she started noting how Azriel was reacting to Gwyn. She sank the ship in the bonus chapter. A 5 minute conversation with her calmed him down and he didn’t even think about Elain again.

Not to mention Elain gave back the necklace after he called their moment a mistake. Yet I don’t remember her giving Lucien back the gifts he brought her. If she has no interest in him, why keep the gifts? Why not tell Feyre and Rhys to stop inviting him to holidays? The math is not mathing.

It’s not gonna be a love triangle. There’s enough plot and shit all four of them have to deal with, so a love triangle is just not necessary and adds absolutely nothing to the story. Elain’s human ex will probably be mentioned more than Az, like get real… she loved the dude and was going to marry him.

I’m fairly certain that if we get just 1 chapter from Az’s pov from ACOMAF or before ACOMAF, what he feels for Elain is gonna look like a kindergarten crush compared to what he feels/has felt for Mor for centuries. There’s a reason he ignored Rhys’s question about her.

I agree. There's no reason to have Lucien giving Elain space to deal with everything while also making it known that he'd like to get to know her by coming around to see her at holidays, bringing her presents, and looking at her with longing only to have the male who runs his mouth about not caring whether he kills Lucien come out victorious in the bid for Elain's love. SJM herself has spoken about the problem with toxic males and to me, one of those reads as extremely toxic while the other deserves to get the girl. I don't really think this is a love triangle in the way we usually think of them. How can it be when Elain is stubbornly refusing to get to know Lucien all because they were given a bond which was just as much out of his control as hers? I don't think the question is "will she ever get to know him?" I think the question is, "what is she going to think of Lucien when SJM finally has her drop her guard and get to know him for real without worrying about the bond?" But when that happens.....is Az even going to be a thing anymore? Because he did call her a mistake and even if he explained why he called her a mistake, is his answer going to be much better? "Because Rhys told me to stay away from you and I couldn't reassure him that I was over Mor and I wasn't able to convince him I wanted you for more than sex. I also made it seem like I didn't care if I killed Lucien and ruined our relationship with our allies" I'm sure Elain would be thrilled to find out she meant so much to Az that he lied to her face all because someone told him what to do rather than having an actual conversation with her as well as entertaining thoughts of violence in harming Lucien. And not being able to communicate whether he wanted Elain just for sex. The way SJM has written Lucien is that he's really done nothing that Elain could end up finding fault with. He's been respectful, never pushing for more but has never left her doubting that she's still someone he'd like to know. It's difficult to understand how anyone can look at that and think, "SJM has just been making him suffer all this time only for him not to end up with his mate".

[alifeasvivid]

sorry for chatting, but like I love when people just drop the random-est lore, like you were engaged to a mormon? Idk why but every time I hear stuff like that it confuses me, like the guy I associate with being vaguely hot and clearly queer got close enough to a mormon to have been engaged. Also since I don't really do asks that often, I wanted to tell you that your voice is coming along nicely? I don't know if that's the right way to phrase it, but I hope you get the point. Sorry for the rambles

no need to apologize! >.> strap in, tho. This is a tale.

You see, I was not always a (vaguely hot >.> oh, anon flattery will get you everywhere) queer dude. Once in another life, I was a "bisexual" "girl" because I didn't know better. The mormon in question was one of my best friends from high school. We were always on-again, off-again, but even so we were always really close friends.

I should say that my views on marriage are just a little unorthodox. I don't think it has to be tied to romance, necessarily. I think that if two people in a completely platonic friendship who just love each other a lot wanna get married to enjoy the social and financial benefits of it and just to be each other's companion for life, then that's very good.

The mormon obviously felt a lot differently, but he really sucks at communicating. I also partially wanted to get engaged to help get myself out of a different bad situation so clearly... this was a recipe for success (not.) Throughout our entire relationship (romantic or otherwise), I got to know him and his family and they're... odd, but mostly harmless, tbh... although we did have long, heated arguments about whether or not he could/would baptize me post-mortem. He did try to convert me for a few years before he finally gave up because he started having his own doubts and he eventually drifted away from the church and never went on his mission (which I am sure I am still being blamed for to this day).

The ring was white gold with a really sad, pale iolite as the center stone and I eventually sold it for whatever I could get for the metal.

We broke off the engagement after he............... stepped over my consent a little bit, but we stayed friends for a couple years after that and he even pretended to be really supportive when I initially came out as NB. But ultimately, we were always interacting with our ideas of what the other person was/what they should have been and never actually engaging with each other. Also he's a man-child who refuses to take responsibility for his own life and would rather spend all of it blaming his childhood and the bullying he experienced and yes those things were VERY BAD, but by the time we stopped talking at all, we were almost 30.

In 2022, I learned that he joined the Pr0ud B0ys.

So. P: Bullet: dodged. LOL

And yes, I understand what you mean about my voice and thank you, it means a lot ^-^

[chim-chim1310]

Jungkook was seen at a restaurant with Lee Yubi in London recently. So, yeah, Jikook was never real, I guess? If the rumors were true that Jungkook and Yubi had been together since 2018.

My once-Jikook heart can finally rest in peace.

Lol. The only rumor I ever believed in is Taennie. And that's not even a rumor anymore.

When taennie's photo came out I was a bit reluctant because I thought they could be very well edited. But Paris walk was when I 100% believed that yeah they are a thing.

So first of all I don't care about any rumors of other members except for jimin. Even though dating rumors are fun to talk about lol.

But until I see something like Paris walk I'm not gonna believe in a single rumor. In fact I never used to believe in rumors cause none of them had any solid proof.

I heard a few days ago that people were saying again that namjoon is married or something. And I laughed so hard. These people are really jobless.

If jungkook is dating her then good for him. But anon I think it's a little naive to believe in every random rumors just because it's convenient for us.

I mean do I want jk to leave jimin alone? Yes for sure.

But will I have to believe in fake rumors to do that? No.

Do I simply care about who jungkook is dating? No.

But do I have to believe in his dating rumors when the girl keeps on changing like every week? No.

Weren't these rumors actively denied by the company? So imo if it was true they would've left it ignored like taennie. But they clearly denied so that means they're not a thing.

And jk was literally rumored to be dating sohee last week even though I would very much like to have sohee to myself lol. She's mine thank you very much. She's clearly for girls. Like total mommy. I liked her since I saw 'My name'.

Anyways back to the topic...

Just because I'm an ex-jikooker doesn't mean that I'll just start shipping jimin with random ass unattractive men and believe that stupid ass saeon ship.

And I'm gonna start believing jungkook's weekly dating rumors with different girls either. Because from a logical point of view most of his rumors don't make sense because they keep on changing the girl lol.

But if I'm being honest I really don't care about jungkook's rumors even though like I said it's kinda fun to talk about. Just like it's fun to talk about taennie rumors. So if the rumors came out to be true then good. But I really don't care because he's not my bias wrecker anymore.

What I do care about is jimin dating rumors. Correct me if I'm wrong but I don't think there was any big jimin dating rumor. Right? It was always small, childish things but there's never been a big jimin dating rumor. I wonder the why.

Anyways there's no recent jimin dating rumor dude.

What should we even talk about? 😔

This whole thing is getting boring for me now.

[alexstorm]

Mod do you think he’s THAT sympathetic and kind to not leave someone just because she won’t have anywhere to live for a while? She has her family and friends. It wouldn’t be his problem if she doesn’t want to “go south” (lol). And she can find another sugar daddy pretty quickly. I think she’s just convenient enough. Apparently she doesn’t want a traditional family like Taylor did, he hasn’t moved her in after 5 years whereas Taylor moved in like after 5 months, and she’s always free and on call. It sounds so pathetic, but unfortunately it is what it seems it is. I also kinda agree with the other anon saying that he probably thought she was his fantasy and maybe now he thinks that he can never really be successful at finding the right one so he doesn’t even try anymore. Remember that infamous “spit kink” interview? He said Miles fulfills his fantasies. So I guess he really kinda looked for a gf who could fulfill his fantasies and who better than a 70s Birkin/Alexa wannabe? She even started wearing vintage clothes (btw they’re always ugly and honestly no one back in the day wore ugly outfits like that, don’t know how she manages to dress up this bad and her stylist friend doesn’t help her either) maybe he even felt like he could help her build a career (hate to say it, but like Serge helped Jane, EW) he was there for her career at the beginning (going to that performance she had at a restaurant, making her MVs, bringing his designer and editor for her album cover) but he probably found out that she has no ambition or work ethic so he stopped and lost interest. He has said he is a hard-working person himself and we can see that. She’s quite the opposite. Also we don’t know about the inner circle dynamics, all of them are either married/have kids or have partners. Maybe he doesn’t want to look like this single dude lol. I remember in 2018 in LA times interview the journalist mentioned that all of them are married with kids except him, and he said that he’s “never felt more marooned before”. I think it really says a lot about him and his thoughts. Maybe he felt like with the band he’s finally found the friends he always wanted and now that they all have their own family stuff going on he feels left out but also apparently doesn’t want a family of his own (according to himself saying in interviews a few years ago he doesn’t feel ready yet) so he has to have this decorative girlfriend. I don’t think he feels guilty about leaving her. He didn’t feel that when he dumped Arielle or Taylor. And you have to forgive me for bringing up TS because I know you don’t like her lol but she has a song named Getaway Car and it’s basically about how sometimes you’re looking for a way out of a relationship, and another relationship becomes a “getaway car”. I agree with you that he probably saw her as this “getaway car” but the reason she’s stayed this long is the convenience. If I were them I’d listen to Getaway Car and learn my lesson lol. I’m sure we don’t even know 10% of him and what goes on in his mind. People stay in toxic relationship (or even go back to them after leaving) for many reasons. I also think that this is not even what Lou imagined it’d turn out to be. She wanted the full treatment his exes got, including attending public events, spontaneously documented romantic moments by paparazzi, posting him on her ig, having songs written about her, appearing in MVs, getting shoutouts during live performances, fashion show front rows together, maybe she even dreamed of having her photo as an album cover or something and that’s why she desperately, and unsuccessfully, tried it with that concert poster. He ended up never publicly acknowledging her and only sent her to events like Beatles documentary premiere or Celine fashion show with his friends and their partners. He didn’t even attend that La Creme Music Festival last year where she performed. He’s not there when she’d want him to be but she is (/should be) there when he wants her. C’est tragique.

Pooh ok, a lot to unpack here.

First of all, I don't think this is about Alex being sympathetic but simply him being averse to conflict. Dumping her like this would cause a lot of conflict and problems in the future. He knew the other girlfriends had a back-up plan/friends. It seems like Louise has nothing. Just because he broke up/cheated on other girlfriends doesn't mean he didn't feel bad about it. Have we all forgotten 2018? That was not a man who was happy about his cheating and now being with the side chick.

Secondly, some of you guys still haven't gotten used to that English humour, eh? That Miles/Alex interview was clearly them joking around. All he was looking for was an Alexa cosplayer. He just got lucky she was also French.

Re: him looking like the only single guy in this group is what we were talking about with his low self esteem. He needs to work on that in therapy. What does he care how it looks to the outside as long as he's happy about his life? To me this sounds like someone who would like to be single without being judged for it but feels like he needs someone by his side as to not stick out. If he doesn't want to go to therapy for that then he should get more single friends. Instead he settled for Louise looking equally miserable as before.

Not gonna comment on Swifty and that particular song as it has been brought up before. Aren't there people with different tastes in music here as well? Help!

[bisluthq]

https://www.tumblr.com/bisluthq/774051716215783424/anon-what-things-about-him-you-didnt-like-im

Not the anon you’re referring to but I’d like to contribute my thoughts on why I disliked Tayvis.

1. The Swiftie fandom becoming more and more PARASOCIAL with Taylor. It’s like they always demand CONTENTS on Tayvis.

2. The fandom suddenly caring about her boyfriend too much?? Wtf is going on why are y’all suddenly posting a lot of things about NFL and his podcast? Going to his podcasts to ask questions and then got giggly all of sudden because you got his attention??

3. I dunno if you guys are on twitter but Swifties there were talking about TAYVIS EVERYDAYYY. Like I’m so sorry are we supposed to care and be obsessed this much???? Never recalled we were suddenly so thirsty Taylor and her private life’s contents??

4. Not to mention getting the tiring “Oh I love how Travis embraced Swifties too and doesn’t ignore us” this is the cringiest of cringe tweet that I legit saw. Shut the fuck up honestly what do you mean by that?

All in all I’m sorry let me be parasocial too then but in a negative way. I want them to not last. Can’t imagine if they ever got married the increase progression of being a parasocial, psychotic weirdo is gonna be hell. We should NEVERRRRRR care this much about Taylor and her bf (let alone his FAMILY? FRIENDS?) Im sorry this is just getting so annoying and ridiculous bring back the time where Swifties just talk about Taylor and her music and not give a single fuck/attention to people simply connected with her. It’s like… everyone’s only interested talking about Taylor when her bf was being brought up too. Shut up really.

I really don’t think it’s fair to wish them not to last - when they seem really happy and healthy - because fans are annoying. I agree fans are annoying but like they always are??? I was the biggest TJ fan ever right like proper obsessed with them and Swifties annoyed me regularly with stuff they said about THEM too (like positive things even but just ones not at all grounded in reality lol and it irritated me that Joe was “the best boyfriend ever” because I never believed that to be true because he’s a real dude and has his own flaws and I feel the same way about Travis but because there’s no music about him yet I’m not quite sure what those are yet). Swifties are annoying but that has fuck all to do with Travis or Taylor. They seem really happy and in a very good place. What I want, as a fan of Taylor, is for her to be happy and I genuinely believe she is right now for the most part and whether Swifties are annoying or not (well, like yes - they always are) has nothing to do with what I want for her.

What I do find funny though is if they break up (which I don’t believe will be any time soon but obviously they might because anyone might), these same people will 180 completely on him lol. But that’s because they’re weirdos who always think in extremes.