#THEYRE BACK BABYYYYY

[maudsaysstuff]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH

Hannibal opening the door to THIS Will like yeah I would also fold immediately goddamnnnn

[dy3rs3v3]

Metallica in action on Night 1 in St. Louis, 03.11.23

Pics by Edgar Barradas

[the-witch-of-woods-beyond]

okay cause cheating is wrong, obviously. but some people are really out here going, no it’s okay that they’re a murderer who killed your family and ruined your life and straight up abused you and also is significantly older than, no that’s okay they had a secret reason they never told you about and a tragic backstory - oh wait they cheated??? how dare they!!!!!

like i’m sorry but cheating is not the worst thing in the world compared to what i listed above and sometimes in media it can actually be understandable why a character cheats but everyone calls them a monster - which yeah cheating sucks - but then turn around and in the same breath go, oh that terrible abusive piece of shit that’s hot and has a villain aesthetic but does shitty things for shitty reasons?? they’re my faveee how dare you hate them for valid reasons??

[jinwoosbabyboo]

Holiday w/ Friends pt. 1

Random posts on the TL of the lads girlies and their holiday trip ft. comments from the LIs, Nero, Luke, Kieran, Greyson and Yvonne

liiisa_

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liiisa_: Summer time fine, but cold as winter ❄️

tagged: simonesays

comments

simonesays: bitch did you tag me because those are my boots

↳ liiisa_: wanted you to know theyre in good hands pookie 😘

misshuntermc: HOT DAMN 🥵

↳ liiisa_: trying to be like you babes 💋💋

talkthat_tara: Lisa please my crush uses this app 😔

↳ liiisa_: please he’s only checkin for your fine ass 😘

gray.sun: Gorgeous ☺️

↳ liiisa_: 😧😍

simonesays

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simonesays: Give me kisses in the snow ☃️💋

📸 cred: My baby Tara

tagged: talkthat_tara

comments

misshuntermc: How are you this fine?? Pissin me off 😤

liiisa_: Simone you didn’t have to flex on us this hard sheesh 🥲

↳ simonesays: it’s Tara’s photography skills ↳ talkthat_tara: all I did was press a button you did the rest babes 🙂‍↕️

thing2_kieran: I volunteer as tribute 🗣️

↳ misshuntermc: KIERAN?!?!? ↳ thing1_luke: thats my boy ↳ simonesays: 😳😳

nene.nero: Am I witnessing a love story in these comments?

↳ misshuntermc: don’t come over here hatin’ 🫵🏾 ↳ liiisa_: I know where you live ↳ talkthat_tara: Check your walls

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misshuntermc: Girls on Holiday Day 1

tagged: simonesays, talkthat_tara, liiisa_

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seagod_raf_: There goes my babyyyyy 😩

lumiere.who: I just fell to my knees in public 😍

↳ liiisa_: Just tripped over some dude who fell to his knees in public ↳ simonesays: just watched someone trip over a dude who fell to his knees in public

skye.109: Did you pay for this trip with my black card?

↳ misshuntermc: Yes ↳ skye.109: Good have fun Princess

_thedrzayne: Stay warm

↳ misshuntermc: Sir yes sir 🫡

thing2_kieran: When are you going to give me my gloves back? 🧐

↳ misshuntermc: when you stop airing my business on Beyoncé's internet like this

yvannamama: Please tell me you’re wearing layers Zayne is getting on my damn nerves

↳ misshuntermc: good lord yes I have 3 layers of clothing on 🙄

misshuntermc

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misshuntermc: The kind of laughs I need in my life forever

tagged: liiisa_

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yvannamama: Im so mad I missed day 1 you four better wait up until I get there

↳ talkthat_tara: we’ll be up babes don’t worry ↳ liiisa_: Hurry up before I finish this bottle of Don Julio ↳ misshuntermc: can’t wait till you get here hun

seagod_raf_: I can hear your wheeze through the picture

↳ misshuntermc: hush 😑

lumiere.who: You’re so cute I can’t breathe

↳ misshuntermc: 😚

skye.109: I could listen to your laugh on replay

↳ misshuntermc: 🥰

_thedrzayne: I’m sure you snorted between laughs didn’t you?

↳ misshuntermc: now why would you- 🧍🏾‍♀️

thing1_luke: Can I come?

↳ misshuntermc: it’s a girls trip Luke ↳ talkthat_tara: I mean I wouldn't mind…… ↳ simonesays: Tara stop

thing2_kieran: Can I come too?

↳ simonesays: you know on second thought ↳ liiisa_: No absolutely not

gray.sun: Maybe we could plan a co-ed trip after this one

↳ liiisa_: That idea sounds wonderful

nene.nero: you guys are so obvious🤢 ^^^

pt. 2

[moonlit-dreamers]

*sighs loudly* so i Was going to draw them but turns out my own design is too difficult for me to draw. but i'll be making this post anyway bc this au has been cooking for so long i might as well!

Featherless Flight AU

aka dca avian au where these fucks r BIRDS

(disclaimer this is a sun x moon au. it also deals with heavy themes such as child abuse, death, violence, and. ya know. wutever tws come with the apocalypse (also these will not be talked about in detail in this post))

nothing robotic in them. just feathers, blood, and bones. a lot of that stuff may be lost or break throughout their story! but lemme at least tell u wut they look like (without having my own drawings OTL (i only have a ref for their faces (which im not confident of)))

a quick note for both of their designs, they r both Fully Covered in feathers, including their arms and faces (yes they have arms And wings). the only places that dont have feathers is their lower legs and hands. they have anthropomorphic legs. and their face shape is also similar to a barn owl, as shown here (ignore the lack of mouths, idk wut to give them)

suns design! he has the coloring and general design of a sun conure. hes full of bright reds and yellows, tho the green is replaced with a bit of blue. he has multiple crests around his head that fluff up similar to a cockatiel but theyre in a way that make it look like rays. in the drawing above is wut they look like without their crests raised; that is their default. suns feet r grasping feet which r 2 toes in the front and 2 in the back. sun has high speed wings so aes a lot faster. (if u dont know wut any of this means i recommend u look it up, im a bird nerd) sun is also specifically an omnivore (them having different diets is actually plot relevant)

moons design next. moon is the color of a hyacinth macaw tho his anatomy is closer to an owl. he has one large crest on his head like a cockatoo. its also colorblind! since its anatomy is based mainly off of owls, for moons ability to see at night means he can see less colors. and bc hes more sensitive at night his eyes r always half closed in light, making it look sleepy despite being fully awake. moon has raptor feet with 3 toes in the front and 1 in the back. xis claws r also much larger than suns. moon has passive soaring wings which is better for longer flights. and moon is a carnivore :)

theres also an eclipse but their design is an enigma to me even in my own mind

but back to sun and moon! if anyone is curious moon uses he/it/xe pronouns while sun uses he/it/ae pronouns. they r both aroace and love each other deeply (qpr babyyyyy). sun is genderfluid while moon doesnt give a shit (agender).

sun is more bubbly and energetic. very much high energy bouncing off the walls. hes the kind of optimist where u cant tell if their "bright side"s r trying to help or be condescending. its a master at back handed compliments. heavily a perfectionist and will reach the point of screaming fits if wut he doesnt isnt perfect. ae has a lot of self image issues. ae hides a lot of aers lack of self confidence and doubt behind a wall of "im the best", tho that wall can crash very easily. a bit of a flirt, but mainly bc he just enjoys seeing how ppl react. he takes compliments from everyone but moons compliments r always the best

moon is lower energy and calmer. at least, he acts like it. hes more reserved and if it wasnt for sun he wouldnt have any friends or talk to ppl at all. he fears abandonment and sun is the only person who has stayed with him this whole time and is the only person he truly trusts. is very aggressive towards anyone it doesnt know. despite being shorter than sun (hes 6ft while sun is 7ft) it definitely does a good job at intimidating ppl. over time when xe becomes comfortable with someone xe will eventually calm down and show a bit of a softer side to them. when xes actually calm and likes someone xe can be a bit... chaotic :)

im honestly not sure where ill start their story since ive already thought about their childhood but i also wanna write about their adulthood as well. the story of their childhood mainly deals with the abuse they went through, then with adulthood theyre shoved into an apocalypse bc... y not :) (btw the apocalypse is mainly just bc ive been enjoying apocalypse aus a Lot lately and wanna write one. the child abuse is for their development and to show y they act the way they do. while it will be fun to write their development, i am by no means saying abuse is okay and this topic will be treated carefully and seriously.)

oh theyre also nd as Fuck

but yeah. these r my babies! i hope to at some point start writing the fic so i can show it to u all, but im already in the process of writing another fic, which will be coming out soon!

[peyoso]

In accordance to the principles of pure self-indulgence, I shall now detail the xmen/outsiders au that I have been concocting. Idea sparked by this post

The basic premise is that Ponyboy is a mutant that joins the xmen after the (modified) events of the book.

Okay so Im thinking for Pony's mutant ability something with fire and powerful. I just like the idea of him being really powerful. theres something there. It would also give him an interesting relationship to the church fire and johnnys death. Also like the idea that his power manifests when Darry hits Pony. burning Darry's hand and leaving burn scars. #symbolism

Johnny also was a mutant with vast telekinetic power that put a psionic strain on him and was a part of the reason he died.

Im in the fence about Dallas. im thinking a more subtle ability like hyper-intelligence/instincts with an animalistic secondary mutation. Like a Sage/Sabertooth hybrid. OR like a fear manipulation type thing: he can sense and amplify fears and gets more powerful the more people are afraid, maybe even at a certain threshold he starts transforming into basically a werewolf and also can cause fear hallucinations.

Anyway this au is divided into eras:

The Beginning Era

the events of the book more or less play out the same just with the added mutant layer and a different ending. Dally survives and goes to jail. Pony gets separated from his brothers and put in a boys home

X timeline-wise, Cerebro picks up Pony at the same time as Dazzler and Kitty

Charles finds Pony and he gets sent to the school. maybe the professor makes up something about a scholarship/outreach program. anyway going from dirt poor to living in a mansion with an allowance thats more than his family earned in a year is jarring and at first Pony is very abrasive.

There's also the fact that Pony has already hurt people with his power and believes he started the church fire that ultimately killed Johnny (😏)

I think he would bond with Logan and Kurt and just not like Kitty

Eventually Dally gets out of jail (maybe a year at most) and decides to track down Pony bc he needs something to live for and it might as well be not failing Pony the way he failed to protect Johnny

Tracks him down to the school, gets into a fight and joins the xmen once things are cleared up

The ??? Era

listen. idk the whole of xmen history okay but yk as i read and learn ill expand this section. just know Pony and Dally are doing shenanigans. Pony discovers that hes actually Darry and Soda's half brother and his biological father is a mutant crime lord and he has mutant siblings. Darry gets mutant racist. Dally gets sent to hell and Pony fights the devil about it. Pony hosts the Phoenix for a bit and maybe learns hes got a magical heritage and Dally has weapon x connection idk. stuff just happens. theyre doing things. dont worry about it

The Krakoa Era

Johnny's back babyyyyy and with him a whole can of worms

Pony's in his 20s and has been a xmen for years. He and Dally are dating (surprise! this is a Dalpony au) and he has mutant siblings hes close to etc etc

basically a lot has changed and Johnny is thrown right in it. from an abandoned lot to a lush island paradise. his best friends are superheroes/basically mutant celebrities and crazy shit happens on the daily. its overwhelming to say the least

Pony asks Jean to help Johnny control his powers

Maybe Pony and Dally are also helping Kate with her Marauders. finding and freeing mutants and getting them to Krakoa

A few other things:

Im bad at coming up with superheroes names but im thinking Wildfire for Pony then later as he grows into his powers people start calling him the Dawnbringer. For Dallas maybe something like Grim or Blood Hound...Bugbear...

Pony's relationship to his brothers kinda falls through bc Darry begins to see Pony's mutation as something wrong that needs to be fixed and associates it with everything he perceives as wrong with Pony (think Evelyn from EEAAO or like any homophobic relative) which really destroys their relationship and causes Pony to distant himself from Darry

I dont have a clear idea on Soda yet. maybe something like a part of Soda being afraid of Pony/his fire? like Soda accidentally flinched when Pony gets to close once and things just went downhill from there. something something a relationship becoming defined by guilt something something idk

Here is Pony's mutant family:

Hecatomnus

Black Market dealer and supplier

Control the temperature and brightness of his surroundings. making it really dark/hot/bright/cold/etc

Manipulative and scheming; a businessman through and through

Does genuinely care for his kids and very supportive of them

His goals? run a successful business thank you

Mausolus

Eldest (late 20s) and the only one raised by their father

Hecatomnus' right hand man

Controls stability of things. Can make a building crumble or prevent a person's condition from worsening. Has to keep constant concentration tho

Very mindful, very demure.

Really cares for his siblings and takes his responsibilities as eldest very seriously

Come across as cold/apathetic but is in fact a deeply unserious person

Eysa

Second eldest (late 20s)

Channels heat into objects around her. Usually focuses heat into her weapons for 1000° hot blades that explode stuff on contact.

Warrior Princess type vibe

Chaotic in general but has a strong warrior code

Regularly mails pipe bombs to her dad (its their father-daughter bonding)

Ofelia

Youngest (in her teens)

Hyper-aware of her surroundings and can focus her awareness on something to gain knowledge about its history, characteristics, properties, etc.

Very sweet and kind but not naive. her power means that she often knows more than others

She also tends to passively pick up random details about people around her

[rei-does-stuff]

MLP MYM TIME PART 2 BABYYYYY

Ep 4!!!!

-I always get giddy when the mlp jingle appears

-AWW HE RESPECTS HER BOUNDARIES

-OH ALPHABITTLE IS GONNA WANNA KILL OPALINE FOR ALL THE TRAUMA SHE GAVE HIS LITTLE GIRL YOU KNOW IT

-OH SHE DOESNT REMEMBER SO SHE CANT RLLY RELATE ANYMORE OUGH I LOVE THIS

-IZZY SEES ALPHABITTLE AS A FATHER FIGURE CONFIRMED

-Jog your memory, that’s what zipp tried to do man!! It aint gonna work!!

-WAIT WAIT I NEED TO CHECK THE INTRO TO MAKE SURE BUT I THINK IT CHANGED SO MISTY IS HAPPY INSTEAD OF SCARED OMG I LOVE THAT

-OMG SHES IN THE GROUP SHOT OF THE INTRO AAAA

-AWE THAT WHY HE LOVES GAMES OMG OMG

-OMG SUNNY AND ZIPP TEAMUP???

-IZZY TOO?? SUNIZY MOMENTS MAYBE??

-AWW PITCH MOMENTS

-AWW AN ACTUAL ROOM FOR HER

-Dust bunnicorns aww

-NOO MISTY YOUR FEELINGS MATTER TOO!!

-Aww he listens to her!!

-Aw Alphabittle ik you’re trying but she’s an adult buddy a grown mare!!

-Damn misty way to trauma dump /j

-I love this old woman she is SO fun

-I love the poetry ponies <3

-CAROUSEL BOUTIQUE REFERENCE OMG OMG

-NOO SHES CRYING :((

-This is such a mature topic and theyre handling it SO well man!!

-VINYL SCRATCH’S GLASSES???

-Dawn?? LUSTER DAWN??

-MOONDANCER?????

-AWW NOW SHE HAS A REAL REAL ROOM!!!

-AWW THEY BOND OVER TEA NOW

-AMAZING EP MY FAVE SO FAR

Ep 5!!!

-ooo I might not like this one! Dont like smell-stuff things in eps

-JAZZ

-TELL HER YALL

-Least pipp is happy

-SUNNY ZIPP MARRIED COUPLE ALERT I AM A TRUTHER AT THIS POINT

-OOO WE GETTIN LORE!!

-I like how they show the colts getting in on the beauty too!!

-Okok ik I’m a Sunizy stan but SUNZIP IS RLLY GROWING ON ME WITH THESE EP

-POSEY BEING TWO FACED I LOVE IT

-SUNS THEY HAVE NICKNAMES

-OMG OMG THEY ARE SO CUTE

-SPROUT

-Youhoof

-CHOSEN ONE SUNNY

-OPALINE

-Poseys fuckin smile she KNOWS she’s a bitch and is reveling in it, this is why you shouldn’t feel bad when she gets hit a boulder in tyt yall

-OH THE PIPP RECOLOR IS BACK

-I keep worrying they’re gonna drop the locket

-OOO LORE LORE LOR—

-GOOD EP

LAST EP!!!!

-HALLOWEEN EP!! Or nightmare night ep haha

-AWW SPARKY IS CUTE IN THAT OUTFIT NGL

-OOO MISTY GOT A PLAN

-I will admit they are being a little dumb not noticing the pumpkins disappearing but i will let it slide

-OPALINE

-OH ALL THE PUMPKINS ARE GETTING SENT TO OPALINE

-OHHH NOOOO

-“Opaline’s coming to town” OHHHHHH I LOVE HERRR

-OUGH ITS LIKE NIGHTMARE MOON APPEARING I LOVE IT

-AWW THEY LOVE HER

-Au where Opaline is redeemed and she just puts on fright shows <3

-Rocky and Jazz have the best dynamic

-NOO POSEYS CUTIE MARK….I surprisingly dont feel that bad— BUT ALSO MORE POSEY x WINDY MOMENTS GIRLFRIENDS????

-SPROUT

-Also yea the town’s ppl being dumb is annoying BUT ILL LET IT SLIDE

-Small SunIzzy moment <3

-SHE SCREAMED!!!

-DRAGONS!!!!

-MAP TIME!!!!

-DRAGONLANDS

-OUGHH I NEED CHAPTER 6 RIGHT NOW!!!

[stewpid-soup]

Slight 2012 TMNT spoilers below the cut?? idk but it’s abt the road to season four-

take a funny haha for your travels <3

I FUCIFING DID IT

IM ON SEASON FOUR OF 2012 TMNT BABYYYYY!!!!

YEAHHHHHHHHHHHH

this has genuinely taken so long but im almost done, ALMOST!!! god i cant wait to watch a show where there isn’t the worst romantic plots ever-

i am so tired of seeing the back and forth with donnie and april in this gd show, i’m just not a big fan of it personally amwnjsjdj

BUT AT LEAST ITS BETTER THAN LEO CRYSHING ON HIS SISTER, WHICH IS A CONTINUING THING EVEN AFTER HE FINDS OUT???? W H Y

AND MIKEY- My sweet boy, my absolute gremlin, this is a person from the FUTURE and just- not only the shit you would mess up with time travel but also YOU’RE TECHNICALLY LIKE- MUCH MUCH OLDER THAN HER? MY BOY, PLEASE- NO-

anyways thats my opinion on some ships, which some can be changed (not karai and leo…first off, siblings - secondly, ew theyre siblings) but yeah

this is an old draft i meant to edit but forgor to so take these messy and tired rambles

[gayspock]

okay girlies trek movie marathon ahead go go go we're starting with the final frontier

so to set the mood its 10am and i have hot cocoa (fancy one i got for chrismas + marshmallows (vegan ones i got for chrismas)

goodness fucking gracious they really put the budget into this one again didnt they. i mean i know they do for the trek movies in general in comparison to the shows but fuck me this feels like a step up even from tvh

okay girlie pops lets do therapy in the desert . practice mindfulness with me really think about the sand on your feet ow hot hot hot

i wish someone would do this to me to be honest i take the piss but cant some beardy vulcan cunt come up to me and chat about starships and the whatnot

ISNT THIS SYBOK BTW. spocks first retroactively added sibling. btw i wont share how much i hate that fucking choice in so many ways and how theyve done it fucking twice n- sorry seeing red breathe deep. hesgot a good presence t-

AHRHGHGH OGUGHHFHFUAHDHHGF FUCK I FORGOT THE TREK THEME DOOO DODODOOO DOOOD OOO MY PUSSSYYYYYYYYYY SOAKEDDDDDDDDD SHES MAKING THE SAME NOISE SH oh christ i took that one too farback up back up

i sometimes think theres no way ppl read these lbs but if theres one person there hi the credits are rolling

guys the hot cocoa is making my tummy hurt btw but that might also be okay so i got this vegan kebab meat and i didnt know you meant to cook it so i ate the whole pack raw and it was already expired but its like vegan so it cant like be like meat levels of insanity right..... right like im not getting worms am i its. uhm. whatever guys hesclimbing

wheres he going .

dude

th

I SAW CLIPS OF KIRK CLIMBING UP THIS BIG FUCK OFF MOUNTAIN BEFORE AND I KNEW BILLY SHITSTER PUT THIS IN TO WANK HIMSELF OFF BUT I THOUGHT IT WAS GOING TO BE A PLOT RELEVANT SCENE WHAT DO YOU MEAN THE CUNT IS JUST DOING IT FOR THE JOKES

THERES NO WAY THIS IS SO FUNNY . KIRK COME BACK DOWN FROM THERE

hi bones- OH MY GODDDDD HIS CUTE LITTLE JACKET HES SO CUTEEEEEEAND HIS LITTLE SCARFFFFF

PUT THIS CUNT RIGHT ONTO YOUR PINTEREST BOARDS LADY HES-

okay ffucking hell the way william shatner still says "spock" i forgot it was like that

"1200 points of interest in yosemite and you pick me" right i forgot they were like that

his spoots.........

that made me laugh i wont even lie the way the cunt just feel

can we get a close up on the dancer cat woman please just for uhm my own . purposes interests i dont - OH HERE WE GO- THREE TITS?

WHOS THIS GIRLBOSS

CAITLYN KATELYN KAITLYN whichever its spelled- also romulan??? i assume that there's been some cultural mingling but imagine if you met a fucking cunt from mars called Sarah.

anyway shes beautiful as hell . for what reason.

seriously the dusty desert planet in scifi they all look the same its so funny

right the prblem is syboks actor is charming as all hell. fucking divert that smoldering gaze i feel fucking weird as hell

OUGHHH SCOTTYYYYYY HII BABYYYYY CAKESOUGHGHH HI ENTERPRISE OHHHHH HIIII UHURAAAA

oh my god she looks so good she LOOKS SO GOOD ... ahh nichelle 3: ... shes got such a good onscreen presence though man HELL its a shame they didnt utilise her more earlier

okay so they decided to put them together i forgot about that im not mad i gues

sulu and chekov hi guys theyre just vibing in the woods HI GUYS SORRY IM NOT IMMUNE TO NOSTALGI AND SEEING MY FAVOURITE GUYS

GUYSSSSS CAN WE ALL BE NICIESSSSS

"ive always known i'll die alone" ALRIGHT GIRL...

this is actually so cute i wont even lie im not endeared im not (is endeared) theyre on freaking holiday together

MARSHMELLON

SPOCK THEY ARENT VEGETARIAN

except for mineeeee that i have om nom nom

afterthe ritual camp sing along we all have insane freaky gay sex onscreen for the rest of the movie. its normal. it would also be less gay than them singng row row your boat like this

im absolutely ctazy for the sfx in this movie like it feels like half of them are pretty solid but theres just random bits that look so janky this is exactly how i want my star trek i wont even lie to you

also i cant tell if this klingon part is meant to have subtitles or not

ok i found the script online + im following along iwth that LOL ... i guess it makes SENSE why the actual subtitles arent like on the video itself but its still funny

sorry to be crass but i know someone somewhere has edited this to say spock (goes off to do that)

the way it takes me 10 million years to watch a movie you have to understand theres sidequests in every movie for me to do

GOD....

THE UNIFORM JACKET WITH THE JEANS THIS IS EVERYTHING TO ME. ABSOLUTE SLAG MOVES. COME ON SERVE ME CAKE CASUAL STYLE

i love it when the enterprise is busted to be honest its so good i hate functional ships i love it when theyre breaking- fuck me i wanna relisten to wolf 359

i already know the plot twist of that being his brother but its very fucking funny nonetheless that spock just sees his broth-

UI WASL

I WASLITERALLY JUSY ABOUT TO SAY THAT ITS VERY FUNNY WHEN SPOCK SEES HIS BROTHER AND IS DEAD SILENT LIKE "THATS SO ME AND MY BROTHER WE DONT NEED TO TALK LIKE THAT"

AND THEN MY BROTHER DEAD SILENT PUSHES A BIRTHDAY CARD UNDER MY DOOR. THROIWING UP. COSMIC TIMING THANKS BUD

by the way ive actually heard a lot of bad things about this movie and im absolutely agreed that this is corny as fuck but frankly when it comes to tos movies... im actually on board if its corny, even if the story might suck in the end. i mean granted- im hardly into the meat-meat of the movie yet. i dont doubt people slate it for NOTHING, and i presume i'll understand the problems better the more i watch (after all i am already kind of irritated with syboks existence even if i do quite like the actors vibe) but its like... hm how do i put this...

im not actually ever against, like, "nostalgia bait" stuff , i guess, and having fun with things if its kinda a) self aware enough and b) well earned. does that make sense? if it isnt taking itself too seriously and bigging itself up in a dramatic way, AND there's a solid foundation to actually have fun with then im okay with a movie that kind of only spins on the funnier, more casual moments and is somewhat self-indulgent in terms of how it panders to fans with, like, showing them all having fun camping .

the issue for me is when its either, as i said, unearned or trying to take itself too seriously... or maybe, like, when it does veer too close to flanderisation or even just spinning the wheels on the characters. its why i think a lot of chibnall doctor who doesnt realyl work when its trying tobe "fun" or "goof off with the fam" like... you guys never really did the legwork to establish these characters well enough to have that, you know?

and im not saying tos has marvellous character work- we can be honest, and say that outside of the triumvirate theyre all over the place- but i do think theyre solid enough to crry and im well okay with that yeah?

and anyway thats all to say. ive known too many pretentious types disavow all sorts of media that does kind of act a bit self-indulgent or does something fun/stupid and i dont know man i do agree in many ways but also, like, entertainment is sometimes meant to be entertaining and its hardly the worst ever if a star trek movie just fucks about a bit instead of doing some epic space opera every single time, nor does it ruin the entire franchise or work that came before it. its why i really fucking rate the voyage home- because it lets itself take the time, take the breather after the other three movies. like i understand if it does purposefully undermine something else but like... i dont know i feel like some people ironically have such a shallow mindset sometimes where theyre likt, fucking hell, its the death of all media because they were silly 1 time and did something a bit funny/had fun (esp if it isnt just to their tasts)

(adnd yeah its also like... i dont know you know osme ppl who seem to have 0 media awareness in terms of like.. yeah man you can wax pretentious gobshite all you want but also its star trek man and thats not to belittle the franchise in any way but also manage expectations of what youre going to be consuming AND also realise that its not BAD that not everything is, like, you know some high calibre art and that actually that diversity in art is kinda better for your media diet tbh like they all serve a diff purpose like- you know so unrelated its also like im sorry it reminds me of all the discourse around knives out and the such and people not taking that movie into context and whatever the fuck or ALSO how im watching bsg lright now and i know im tempering my expectations interms of what that will deliver, what it will do and even further than that the actual politics)

( BC THAT ALSOOO is a whole other thing im so off topic here where its like im obbiously not talking about genuinely harmful media here but ive seen some ppl online kind of assume that media has to cater to their exact political alignment or else it isnt good and its like i absolutely agree you can analyse/dissect that and with bsg i do sort of like look at it and think well are we being serious with what we're doing here but also like eh shrug its kinda weird when you go in with the intention that apiece of art has to come to your exact own personal conclusions about the world by the end of it do you know what i mean . like i dont even mean tht in terms of like.. trying to defend things, but i mean that in terms of your own personal growth and open mindedness and appreciation for others' worldvew... anyways im so off topic im so so off topic this is literally the final fontirer 1989 here)

anyway im like

IM THE WORST IM RAMBLING LIKE THIS WHEN IVE BATRELY WATCHED THE MOVIE BC LOL #ANNOYING WHEN THIS ISNT EVEN RELATEDDDDDD

my point is i feel like what ive seen so faris kinda fun and the dialogue though corny and whatnot has made me smile enough that i feel like if this is gonna be sustained throughout im not gonna be mad if the overall plot does suck which idk is contrary to what i thought before i started bc ive heard such bad things about this one

which hey i guess theres other stuff behind that too because going back to that self-indulgent part.... it is obvious billy shits is, as i said, having a long self pleasure session . i also know theres other problems there tbh too-yeah...

ANYWAYS

can someone edit in them kicking their legs and giggling 👆

OK I SAID ALL I SAID ABOVE BUT THE UHURA SCENE WAS THAT ONE NECESSAY GUYSSSSSSS

also my god i eed to stop pausing ive been watching for almost 2 hours and im 40 minutes in thats so fucking funny

sybok: "ok but dude i didnt want anyone to dieeeee i was joking"DUDE PLEASE

the catgirl is feral i repeat the catgirl is feral

oh so it turns out the hostages are rather cheeky

WHY DID THEY HAVE TO CHANGE THEM OUT OF THEIR GOOD OUTFITS UGHHH BOOOOOO LOSERS BOOOO at least sybok is slaying does he have long hair? i do like that; i do appreciate that

"which will take...?" "exactly 15.5 seconds" "AN ETERNITY, DURING WHICH-"

I GET WHAT THEY MEAN BUT LOL

can i also say i think i said this when watching bsg but i love how many scifi ships have a lets fuck off really fast mode. its so fuckinh funny.

YHE GIRLS ARE FIGHTTIGNNGGGGGGGGGGGGG

"PICK IT UP" I LIKE HOW HE HAD TO BE TOLD.

AND SYBOK IS LIKE BE SERIOUS I KNOW YOU ARENT GOING TO D- SHOOT HIM? KIRK. BE SERIOUS . HE WONT DO THAT

KIRK YOU BEST NOT BE GOING INTO A STROP LEAVE SPOCK ALONE WILL E VERYONE LEAVE SPOCK THE FUCK ALONE

can i also say . sarek is a right fucking whore. how many wives did he have . like after amanda how many human women did he go through exactly

okay so round about this point i got distracted for another half fucking hour guys its so ufnny how long it takes me to watxh movies

THE WAY THEY JUST KNOCKED SCOTTY OUT. COME ON GUYS HELP

jim being tired climbing up when he literally beasted that mountain come on behave

THE SPOOTS ARE MAKING ME GIGGLE SO BADLY sorry.

the way they all got on together.... please... i will say BOTH times ive expected spock to straight up bridal carry kirk somehow

also i will say god . throwback to pk wars; im still laughing at how farscape presented the eidelons as, like, the answer to peace when its literally brainwashing just like this and its totally unacknowledged. anyways

WHY ARE WE GIVING BONES DADDY ISSUES

THIS IS SO FUNNY ACTUALLY

IM UNDERSTANDING MORE WHY THIS MOVIE IS DRAGGED BUT I CANT EVEN HATE IT ITS FUNNY TO ME BONES WE'RE GIVING YOU THERAPY TONIGHT

its so funny with bones they just give some random horrors to him whenever the fuck you know and then its never brought up again god love god bless

sarek can be so....

sarek can be so funny im sorry i know this isnt the time im watching him reject infant spock but do you remember in tng when he and picard were... well... they were well acquainted pen pals werent they if you understand me . its like hes a whore . hes a terrible father. hes like the worst. but hes kinda funny sometimes.

OKAY SPOCK SLAYED THAT GET HIS ASS

BONES LOYAL TO THE BESTIES

igotdistractedgaian guys btw this is so bd its like 1pm i started this at 10am but do you know what i need some new shoesso i needed to go find some and research do you know what i mean

i focus now i focus

THE GANG MEETS GOD. WHY NOT.

i always find it outrageously funny whenever they meet god or go to eden in sci fi . beyond hysterical. why not guys hes just been chilling somewhere why not babes .

KIRK BEING LIKE EXCUSE ME ☝️🤨...?

SORRY THATS SO FUNNY . HEY GOD. EXCUSIES. SCUSIES. [GETS HIS TITS BLASTED OFF]

thats funny as fuck

AGAIN IM SEEING MORE AND MORE WHY THIS IS CLOWNED ON THIS IS RANDOM AS ALL HELL BUT ITS FUNNY AND SO INCOHERENT AND THE PACING IS ALL OVER . GOD BLESS THIS MESS

"but captain we're firing directly on your position" can you have a little fucking fun for once chekov light it up bitch

HE SAID OOIEEE YEOWCH

woah he said damn... he said damnnnn

are you about to say sorryyyyyyyyyy

THATS SO FUNNY

THE KLINGON GUY JSUST SAID SOWWWWYYYY I WONT DO IT AGAIN BWAA..... THATSSO FUCKING FUNNY

GOD

YOU WERE NEVER ALONE... DUMBASSS.

PLEASE CAPTAIN. NOT IN FRONT OF THE KLINGONS FUCKING HELL. GAY ASS

"i lost a brother once. i was lucky i got him bakc" you guys remember when kirk actually lost his brother like hsi real life brother who died

OUGHGHH OH MY GOD THEIR OUTFITS BY THE CAMPFIRE YESSSSSSSSS

CANT WE GET JUST A MOVIE OF THEM CAMPING SORRY THIS WAS THE HIGHLIGHT OF THE MOVIE LIKE THE REST OF IT WAS DEAD BUT I RATE IT FOR ROW ROW YOUR BOAT

HELP...

OKAY THATS OVER

SALUTATIONS I NEED TO TAKE ABREATHER BUT THEN WE'RE ONTO UNCANNY COUNTY

[qomrades]

okay episode 8 is going in one post for all of your peace of mind

mel magical girl transformation.......it's what she deserves 💛💜

SHES AN EMPATH??????

hope there's more sexy witches in her coven and she gets to lez it out. she deserves it

burying Russian dude upright they're crazyyyyyyyy

no way Viktors still alive??!??????? like i knew he would be but also they smashed his chest out good lird

GLORIOUS EVOLUTION BABYYYYY MY BOYS TURNED EVILLLLLL

caitlyn back with a sexy new outfit she just can't help herself

australian-ass "i know" from cait. "i knaur"

jayce in his black slay era he's killing itttttttt

oooooh they're enemiesssssssssss the toxic polycule is in shambles

gay ass pose! jayvik's toxic slay lives forever

jinx the realest yuri supporter ever. kills herself so her sister can get a gf. it's kind of pflag of her

"ive been confused about a lot lately" LIKE YOUR SEXUALITY IM SURE

sevika at the council????????

jayce wearing his league outfit oh noooooo he's become league jayce :((

is it bad if i kind of hope viktor and jayce kill each other

YURI IS BACK ON YOU KNOWWWWW THEYRE FUCKING

arcane sex scene that's literally crazy halloo. Get On Your Knees Girl

awww rip sky :((

TWENTY ONE PILOTS??????

awww rip vander [x3] :((

WHAT THE FUCK THE MASK IS HIS LOTERAL FACE WHAT THE HELLLLLLLL

^^i have more thoughts on this but I'm coming back to it later

[skyburger]

musings as i watch the phantom blood musical (under a cut if u dont want spoilers ect.)

perhaps i will not understand this as easily as i thought thats ok though i can pick out bits and pieces

the set is so fucking gorgeous dude <- HUGE sucker for a moving set of any kind

the opening threw me off a bit but i got the gist anyway i would NOT wanna be the lady dangling from the ceiling that looks scary

the costumes are soooo cool and im literally only at the carriage scene i just really like theatre costumes & victorian costumes & really any combination of the two is kind of guaranteed to make me crazy

THE SONGS ARE SO GOOD SO FAR this is literally the Ohmy god i was right the old man was speedwagon but i didnt expect That HELLO? HELLO?

also the speedwagon rap is actually really good hello like this first big ensemble number is so fucking good. speedwagon rapping over this choir should not sound this good BUT IT DOES

as much as i love to see theatre in person im glad im watching this at home so i can take notes on here LOL

somehow despite the fact rhat i can't understand most of this@i feel bad for dio anyway like idk him getting a solo ballad this early on is also helping

i need to look up dio's actor after this because his voice is really fucking good dude DUDE HE JUST STARTED THE CHORUS(?) BIT OHMY GOD

Stop making me feel bad for dio i already felt bad enough for him before this 😭😭

the way they have the levels ramp thing on the stage & they can spin it is really fucking cool

omg erina's pink dress is so pretty I LOVE U ERINA

jojo gets his ass kicked immediately 🙏 seeing this in almost slapstick stage fighting choreography is so OH MY GOD. DANNY? DANNY? imgoing to die like i dont know how else they would have done it but this rules

dio jumping out of the carriage that was so fun im glad they didnt make it more toned down

STOPPPP THE WAY HE KICKS DANNY...

not sure who this other guy is in this scene i dont think there was this guy in the show...?????

see dio had almost been tragic enough to make me feel bad for him but now hes back to being an asshole and i must say. of course it suits him but dio as a character and jjba as a whole but really Especially phantom blood is just super suited to the stage imo

OHHH SPEEDWAGON MY GUY SPEEDWAGON IS BACK

hello does george get a song? ihmy god he does?? IDK I JUST ASSUMED HE WOULDNT HAVE ANY SINGING BITS but dude has a killer voice

again despite the fact that im only picking up bits and pieces dio's actor is really fucking selling it dude like. Dio 😭😭

i saw a post from someone mentioning how much george joestar flips his coattails abd they were not kiddinOHHH SPEEDWAGON IS BACK BABYYYYY

i love love LOVE how speedwagon is the narrator

THIS SCENE IN THE RING THE WAY EVERYONE HOLDS & MOVES THE RING THE CHOREOGRAPHY IS SO FUCKING COOL

my goat danny is back 🔥🔥🔥

oh i was wondering when my guy jojo would get a solo like oooooh get it jojo sing ur ballad !!

really small detail but i like how danny's puppeteer has a hat on like the ones most of the ensemble has too... a newspaper boy cap for lack of a better descriptor

oh dude rhe way they did the backstory flashback thing with danny saving jojo while george narrates it to dio that was sick as hell i love it

again man. dios actor is fucking me UP he's selling every part pf this ive never felt tbis bad for dio & thats an accomplishment (i have felt very very sorry for dio before)

JOJO AND ERINA SONG 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 JOJO ERINA DUET 🔥🔥🔥🙏🙏🙏🙏😭😭🥲😭🔥🙏🙏😭😭🔥🔥🔥🫡🫡🫡💕💕💕🫡

the way they start some lines by going "jojo!" "erina!" to each other is so fucking cute

i also do enjoy danny running around in the background of this like fuck dude! hes chilling

STOP THEYRE SO CUTE THE WAY ERINA LAUGHS WHEN HE LEAVES 😭😭😭😭

uh oh here comes faggottron3000 :/ he didnt do anything gay i just wanted to be mesn to him and in my defense he deserves it this scene

dude they held that kiss for a long-ass time ?!?! the choreography of dios posse blocking off erina's escape was super cool though

You cant keep doing this to me you cant keep making me feel bad for dio .

also didn't expect dario to have any singing bits but his actor is killing it as well the cast for this is fucking fantastic

dude i love a rock musical im very happy we got some electric guitars and drum kits in here like yesss fuck it up on the hi-hat!!! fuck it UP with the synth keyboard

Dude jojo & dio's actors are really good at ghe fighting choreography like jojo's actor is really good at flinging himself aftergetting fake-hit and like rolling away its astounding

its at rhis point i realize i dont actually know how far in i am or how long this is i didnt check. i feel like weve been on the jojo dio backstory bit for a While and danny's still here so its not over???

oh shit did we ever get to see erina's family in anhthing else i dont actually know. i think that was her dad but it couldve been someone else and she just mentioned her dad

STOP IT STOP IT I CANT KEEP FEELING BAD FOR DIO its ok im over itDUUUUUDE THEY SET DANNY ON FIRE AND HES FLOATING THISSHIT IS CRAZY

once again the practical effects on stage fucking rule

oh speedwagon's back here we go the timeskip is literally now LOL

is now a good time to mention i never actually finished part 1. like i know how it ends if course butHOLT SHITTTTT ITS ZEPPELI

zeppeli's fuckass tophat is even better on a real life person it makes you realize how silly it looks. But like it still totally works because its a musical im telling you a live theatre production can get away with so much shit

oh here we go baby THE COOL LEVELS AND LIFTING THEY DO FOR RHIS ENSEMBLE NUMBER FUCKING RULES

my guy speedwagon is back 🔥🔥🔥

alexander hamilton WISHES he had speedwagons talent

rugby on stage... i cant say ive ever seen thst before actually LOL

Stop making me feel bad for dio. you cant keep doing this to me. he didnt even do anything just rhe concept of dio maybe bettering himself and getting along with jojo makes me sad because its never gonna fucking happen

jojo having another solo still in his rugby uniform is a little funny though. again his voice is so fucking good the cast is fantastic

goddamn george joestar got some crazy fancy bed

WHO IS THIS GUY UTS THE GUY FROM THE PART WHERE DIO SHOWED UP AT THE MANSION im still not sure who this is <- should probably have finished part 1

kind of obsessed whth this guy the way he mimes the rugby game is so fucking funny

dio's purple outfit is fucking awesome though its very much megami ibunroku persona shades of purple to me but it totes suits him like ooooh get it dio

oh the mask spikes mechanism is very funny i love it

oh the staging for the reveal of jojo finding out dio's been poisoning his father is awesome HELLO DARIO CLIMBING OUT OF? HELLO?

STOP NAKING ME FEEL BAD FOR DIO THIS IS LITERALLY HIM POISONING GEORGE JOESTAR but like dude this actor could sell anything im so serious

Dio has fallen down the stairs at the met gala...

imgoing to die right now dio's actor cannot keep doing this to me.

jojo runs with such purpose but also very cartoonishly its awesome

dude did they not do an intermission during this whole thing??? or did they just edit ir out

SPEEDWAGON APPEARANCE SOON. I CAN TELL. EVEN IF I DISNT KNOW THE STORY I CAN JUST TELL THE MUSIC AND JOJOS SINGING SOUNDS MORE LIKE SPEEDWAGONS BITS

speak of the devil...!!!

ohmy god speedwagon and jojo fight choreography for that one bit that was so fun i love leaps and jumps this rules

YES!!!! YESSSS!!!!! YESSSSSSS!!!! <- sicko

SPEEDWAGON HAT ATTACK FUCKKKKK i was aondering how theyd do this

Put speedwagons hat back on he looks bald without it. even with all his beautiful hair he needs rhat hat its like mario without his hat you cant do that its wrong

speedwagon i loveyou so much thia fycking rules dude

please give him his hat back though.

Srop i cant do fhis dios not allowed ro show up anymore. do not make me pity dio. do not make me feel sorry for fucking dio.

the cape is fucking sick though

i honestly fid not think dario would show up this many times its fucking me up though dude. Dio is haunted by his awful father. ahat if we all blew up right now

oh the practical effects of the mask on someone js fun i love that

oh my god i think dio just went like. hes dead... and then the guy whi he put the mask on grabbed his hand and he went HES NOT DEAD

the guy who i dont know who he is. Love whatever the hell they did to his eyebrows

Oh hes like the guard or something there hello? maybe? this couls just be for dramatic effect but i feel like him putting on the helmet and rhat really completing the outfit means rhe former

oh that comment really Was right my guy george is just flipping his coattails dramatically left right and center... i get u dude. me too

dudeimgettung so sleep this is unrelated but if i pause this i will never fucking fibish it. and ill be up for ages anyway ill be fine LOL

oh i think george is singing aomething about like ummm along the lines of "i'm only human" (heard watashi (i) wa (am) ningen (human) didnt catch the rest of it. Again george's actor has a crazy good voice hes so fucking good

Oh shir zeppeli is back i have to be so real i forgot he was in this part. i kind of forget anything after like the end of episode 3 ish(?) (wherever jojo thinks he killed dio and fhe house burns down) is also like. a very important bit of this part. imsorry zeppeli im torallt blanking on his first name right now im sorry caesar's grandpa

zeppeli also has a fucking awesome actor his voice is really good I WISH I HAD SOME OTHER WAY RO DESCRIBE THEIR VOICES BIT THEYRE ALL SOOOO FANTASTIC

ohmy god dio walking in and jojo standing there with the candle in hand is like one od my fave shots im glad they kept it here rhe candle is so important to me. I THINK ITS A REAL CANDLE THEY LIT HERE TOO? if its not then they have crazy advanced fake candle flame technology i didnf know about

i seriously have not been able to pick out what pronoun dio used for himself this whole time like i heard jojo use boku all the time but dio just used boku as he's bustinf out the crocodile tears and im wondering if he changed to that just for this... idk if thats common

thank god speedwagon is here and he also has a candle and hes beinf silly and funny ilvoe you speedwagon

george joestar's robe coat dressing gown thing is lovely also i love the pattern its reminding me of that one painting... the lovers i think? i think the artist was french the name is torally escaping me right now. The one in the elfen lied op 😭

Dio srop making me feel bad I CANTDO THIS NOOOO HE FELL TO HIS KNEES AS HES SINGING HIS SONG HE LOOKS SO DISTRAUGHT AND I KNOW HES LYING BUT DUDEEEEEE I FEEL SO BAD

oh he said ore in there but im not sure what fhe context was

oh yeah he just said ore wa he uses ore for himself

okay now we have fhe george joestar death scene fly high king... really though im just looking forward to dio coming back sorry@thats my favorite scene like first of all hes so fine. but also the flips and shit hes doing is so cool

oh rip george joestar ❤️‍🩹❤️‍🩹❤️‍🩹

im still not sure who rhe other guy is like everyone else left stage its speedwagon & jojo & (dead) george who are all obviouslt important to the story. And this other guy who i still havent figured out did they make him up for this ?? was he in fhe manga was he in something else????

oh george walking into the back off the stage theough the doors that open and his silhouette in the light is really awesome imagery

jojo's actor is really fuckinf fantastic have i said fhat i need to stress that he is so fucking good

Oh noooo guy who i dont know is dead maybe i think

OOOOOH GET IT DIO OOOOOOOG GET IT

dio has been shot dead in miami. hes okay but he died

oh the way they do the lighting and rhe heartbeat sound while he drains fheir blood is so good...

speedwagon just standinf there and wavinf the gun around is very fun

OOOH GET IT JOJO his choreography with the spear(?) is super fun

dio has once again been found dead in miami. again... hes ok but he died

oh that might be the first muda from dio i wonder if he said ir before and i missed it

OHHH I WAS WONDERING WHAT THE SHEET CURTAIN THING WAS FOR that was really good dude these effects are dyckinf awesome

OHHHH THE STAGE IS MOVING DUDE THIS IS GONNA GET CRAZY

sorry my typos keep getting worse im getfing more and more excited and i have more and more to say LOL

dude rhis feels like the end of either the first half or like the entire fucking show it cant be over though theres so much more plot????

OH I RMEEMBER NOW someone said rhey only got through act 1 when i was looking for a link so surely there Are two acts...?? if this was just the first act i will actually explode this is so much longer than i thought (positive. So fucking positive. will never say no to more musical dio)

dio on the wires is so fucking cool dude THEYRE DOING SOOOO MANY GOOD EFFECTS oh dios fucking died rip in peace

Oh my god i was right that was only the first act. the intermission just started (and ended because obviously they didnt leave the whole intermission where nothing fucking happened in the recording) im a little under halfwsy through this. this is almost four hours long. that is NOT a complaint though i am very happy in fact because i get to watch more of it :3

however i think i will watch more of it tomorrow because i feel like ill actually fall asleep during act 2 if i try and watch it now LOL that or i just wont register Anything thats happening... like my adhd ass needs a break and also i am@sleepy. Will reblog with more thoughts tomorrow when i watch act 2...

in case i somehow didnt make it obvious enough Highly highly HIGHLY recommend this its really fucking good. GO WATCH IT

[smaragdine]

MY BABYYYYY theyre back :))))

[tofuqueen]

whoever put eng subs on that archive x video + seungyoun bday vid .. i owe u my life 😰💕💘💕😰💕💘

[vaguely-yandere]

WAAAH IM SO SORRY FOR SPAMMING YOU 24/7 BUT SENSITIVE YAN HAS MY HEART SOUL AND MIND

Like—

Imagine a darling in uni who’s super artistic and spiritual, like crystals, pottery, poetry, painting, yoga, and meditation, and super friendly. But nobody really hangs out with them since they’re kinda an odd duck. They don’t fit in with any cliques- but that’s okay! Plants can replace friends, easy.

And poor sensitive yan shares a dorm with a them. Queue the first day, artsy darling just moved in, they knock on sensitive yan’s door.

“Hello! I’m your new dormmate. Here, I made this for you!”

They hold out a bunch of some homemade stuff, may it be cookies or something else. Yan’s face reddens as they whimper, trying so, so hard not to make a reaction. (It doesn’t work.)

Slowly, they reach their hand to accept the gift. Darling’s fingers brush theirs and they have to stifle a loud moan, their eyes grow like saucers and they yank their hand back and slam the door. The next time they’re seen, different pants are worn.

Or better yet, artsy darling wakes up early in the morning to work out in the living room. Sensitive yan gets to watch them from the safety of their room. They’re entranced by how fluid every movement is, by the small beads of sweat from their brow, by the soft grunts that sound almost lewd if sensitive yan focuses hard enough. There’s already wet spots in their pants from the multiple orgasms that happen every time the racing thoughts circle back to darling.

Omg, what about the pottery thing? Darling gives yan their number and through tons of messages, yan somehow finds themself learning pottery. Alone. With darling. It’s so hard for them. Darling touched that clay! It’s indirect hand-holding!!

Eventually, darling realizes that yan is having difficulty shaping the clay. Ignoring yan’s panicked and erratic breathing, they place their hands on top of yan’s and huddle closer. Yan squirms, moans, and tenses up, catching the attention of darling. Yan lets their hands fall with wide eyes and looks over at darling. They’re looking back equally surprised, but tbh kinda into it. Yes they playfully tease from so forth, like wearing revealing clothes while working out or showering with the door really wide open and the curtains not closed <3

-Sincerely, nonnie

THATS MY FUKIN JAM BABYYYYY!!!!!!!

eccentric darling who knows what theyre doing when they walk around the apartment in just their underwear, when they barely wear anything while working out (and pretend not to notice when theyre sweaty clothes go missing), who go to shower afterwards and leave the door open and the curtains as well, washing the sweat off of their tired body and well, while theyre there, they might as well relieve a different type of tension by masturbating, loud and obvious, moaning and panting with sensitive yan just on the other side of the door, desperately trying to keep their eyes from crossing so they can fully appreciate their darlings beauty. darling will find any excuse to touch or tease yan, smirking when they shudder or involuntarily moan out loud.

the idea of darling touching themselves and/or using toys with their bedroom door open, pretending to be completely unaware that yan is watching them like a fucking hawk is just so hot!! i love this idea so much!!

[abittersweetsongforyou]

wtfock fic recs part 2

saddle up for pt 2 babyyyy

wtfock fic recs pt 1

the underrated (just read them trust me they're brilliant)

wishing, wanting and longing by dottori

and this is the wonder that's keeping the stars apart by orphan_account This isn't our first time around by noobishere this is us, through your eyes by dottori - with yasminas season starting id like to draw everyones attention to this fic from yasminas pov its sweet and sentimental and lovely and the fact that it has under 100 kudos is a fucking crime Scary Monsters (and Super Creeps) by berrevy - i love this author so much and this fic is so good, i love the way they're written here, the description is beautiful, 10/10 A morning without you is a dwindled dawn by Createdforyou - so soft i love seeing them just living their lives together Elayna Aan Zee by zetaphiuchi(ryuujitsu) - this one is sad and maybe sander forgives too quickly but its beautifully written and i love it you're an angel in disguise (you're an angel in my eyes) by thekardemomme - this is so sweet and lovely and warm everyone should read it I do now. by irregardlxss - robbe tells jens about the hate crime dreaming of you by ivy_seas - just them being happy at christmas time hold all my cliches on the tip of my tongue by nbrook - they're dorks and they're too horny for their own good but they love each other very much i've never been in love (but i wanna be, i wanna be) by ladypeaceful - what if sander took noors place at the party in episode 1 we have the stars (and this is given once only) by merengue - military au but also childhood friends and its so soft and beautiful and they love each other so much Agents Sliding Down The Chimney by berrevy - i seriously cannot recommend berrevy enough this is a christmas fic thats a little sad but also a whole lot sweet and very real which is what i like

angst bby

I follow you (deep sea, baby) by emotionalgoblin - sander pines in my mind, in my head by cubedmango - canon divergence for s3 last two episodes

gonna help you be free, honey by lamourestout - aftermath of the hate crime

We're always gonna be contaminated by nbrook - sander fucked upppp and everyone is sad but they communicate so its fine

the night we met by themoongirl - college au, sad boys :(((

show me some stars (beneath this ceiling) by peaceoutofthepieces - five times robbe wishes he could wake up next to sander and one time he does You're always there for me by nbrook - the s4 car accident aftermath (don't want anything) but all of you by MajorAccent - s4 car accident but extra extra angsty i know someone who kisses the way (a flower opens) by romantiser robbe and sander see each other again after sander paints the mural

sander and robbe being so in love it hurts

he is the one by themoongirl - marriage proposal im soft

I'm holding my breath, as the seasons change by bruisingknees - robbe moves out of the flatshare

new year's eve by themoongirl - sander is sad but robbe is soft

all you never say by nothingbutniall - fluffffff

you're the one that i want by themoongirl - sander needs reassurance

dark paradise by luckycharmz - sander is coming out of a low and robbe takes care of him

i was grounded (while you filled the skies) by wafflesofdoom - theyre in love okay

If a June night could talk, it would probably boast it invented romance by allforyoumylove - theyre childhood friends and theyre in love

oh my sunlight, sunlight, sunlight by alsjeblieft - sander painting robbe

Early Morning Dancing by teen_content_queen - flatmates dance in the morning v v cute

(inside my head) I've been at war by nothingbutniall - they're so soft pls

The sun came up and I was looking at you by allforyoumylove

Baby, Home Is In Your Arms by clarecas - robbe comes home to sander after his exam

don't be scared, you are my rock by peaceoutofthepieces - sander is sad but robbe is there purple lips (underwater) by dottori - fluff so much fluff i love it sm

in all your gorgeous colors by nothingbutniall - sander paints robbe you're still the that i love (the only one i dream of) by thekardemomme - i couldve also put this in the angst category but they just love each other so much its so beautiful My darling, I'm rooting for you by allforyoumylove - sander is having a depressive episode and robbe loves him fully formed, ready to run by MajorAccent - sander is down and robbe just wants to be with him paper rings by thekardemomme - they love each other so much and theyre going to get married one day i've always wanted a (boyfriend) by thekardemomme - christmas is sanders favourite holiday and robbe doesnt love christmas but he loves sander Come lie with me by allforyoumylove - they're roommates but they cuddle and fall in love glimpses by foxsake5 - theyre just living their lives, being in love, as they should

boyfriends being boyfriends

I absolutely adore you but we're absolute beginners by nbrook - sander is adorable

boy, i fucking got you by noobishere - yeah its rated e but its so sweet okay

Lovesick by szamsson - sander picks robbe up from school

you're a wonder under summer sky by nothingbutniall - boyfriends go camping

memories painted with much brighter ink by nothingbutniall - Christmas gift giving at the flatshare

we're keeping it simple by noobishere - eenvoud babyyyyy

Meet me in the hallway by nbrook - ahsdka Milan

double date. by fockinglevendcliche - double date with amber and aaron

back to the beach house. by fockinglevendcliche - sander wants to get it on and robbe is weak but their friends are assholes

take me with your constant shame by peaceoutofthepieces - cute date hold me close by sincerelysobbe - robbe is stressed and sander is the best boyfriend you charge me up (like electricity) by howlingsaturn - secret boyfriends if you say swim by soundnvision - another date another pool Modern Love by angelboygabriel - okay yes this is e rated but their. boyfriends and they're happy they're just also horny mkay You make me feel like I am whole again by nbrook - robbe has a rough day but sander is there being all cute and making it better I've been looking so long at these pictures of you by nbrook - much banter very cute You're my favourite kind of night by nbrook - at a halloween party finally kissing the right people Show me a piece of your heart, show me a piece of your love by nbrook - boyfriend tag for the broerrrs channel, unfinished but so much fun thus far working double time by noobishere - sander is wearing a turtleneck and he looks hot in it Ground Control by angelboygabriel - christmas clinging and sex because why not oh and they're in love hopeless romantics by thekardemomme - it's their anniversary and ugh they love each other sm sander driesen versus a mistletoe by dottori - its christmas and sander just wants to fucking kiss robbe okay high for this by flowermaze - sander is drowsy and still finds time to flirt with robbe All You've Got to Do Is Win by berrevy - they actually do play that tennis match years kept in minutes by peaceoutofthepieces - they have traditions and its adorable pls love is the opening door by cryingcancer - robbe and sander facetime on their anniversary after sander was sappy on instagram Home by foxsake5 - sander is a massive simp and robbe looks hot in a robe You don't have to say you're mine by nbrook - robbe is a little insecure and sander is there to reassure him Distracting by sincerelysobbe - v v v cute jahsdjah sander is weak for robbe we all understand bro February 14th, 2021 by foxsake5 - no words bro just cute af if we can make it through december (maybe we'll make it through forever) by nothingbutniall - sobbe at the christmas market This = Love by nbrook - robbe is hungover and sander loves to tease him They ain't living life like this by Createdforyou - halloween but this year they're together

sexy times

Woensdag 16:36 by Anonymous

i don't even wanna fuck, i just like you by eversincewefellapart

Vrijdag 18:26 by Anonymous - hurt and comfort

video phone by tokyometropolis(mesohorany) - quarantine times

Don't know where I'm going from here (but I promise it won't be boring) by skamsnake

snakebite by Anonymous

Zaterdag 09:58 by foxsake5

Wildfire by sincerelysobbe - no smut just kissing but they steamy

come on (mess me up) by MajorAccent - sex but tender 🥺

The Teenage Trifecta by little_but_fierce

i glow pink in the night in my room (blossoming alone over you) by midsummernightoddity

life is a pop of the cherry by icedwhitemocha - the hotel

Ik Win by Anonymous

In his arms tonight by allforyoumylove

long may he reign by tokyometropolis(meohorany) - well considered smut jsdhjhd

Draw Me Closer by skamsnake

When I live my dream (please be there to meet me) by skamsnake

we click, we go boom! by strangeparties Dark Red by nancy_mcfly - friends with benefits play the game of grown-ups by Anonymous - they have a lot of sex but its because they're in love

[banned-for-horny]

@dolconfessions well hi there you lil icon you thank you for this and, at the same time, if anyone wants to do it too check out the blank form on their blog :D

What got you into dol?

awww I used to play it a BUNCH on comdotgame.com with my nook tablet, then when I got my android I realized I could play it on mobile and have been ever since

Pc gender?

i think it's an even tie between crossdressing male/female and just flat out herm!pc

Gender ratio in town?

100% male babyyyy

Npc genders?

100% MALE BABYYYYY and they're all packing size 8s for my poor tiny pc

Favorite love interest?

r-robin...baby boy....sweet baby.......Or Whitney when I'm feelin a lil spicy

Least favorite love interest?

controversial opinion but kylar (i do love him but i want the option to kick his ass)

Favorite npc?

darryl! dude deserves the world and at also pc's hand

Least favorite npc?

leighton but at the same time the amount of screenshots i took when the new detention events happened does not help my case.

i take it back, morgan the ratman. they definitely need to add more to them content-wise.

Favorite teacher?

Mason absolutely let me SQUEEZE

Least favorite teacher?

none off the top of my head. I want to say Doren but thats only bc ive yet to visit their flat

Favoriete play style? (Sub/def/mix)

leans pretty heavily on defiant. the idea of a PC kicking ass so much that the underground sees you as a threat is Ideal

Favoriete transformation?

WOLF WOLF WOLF WOLF-

Least favorite transformation?

Cat, I've never gotten it in my normal playthroughs and I've been playing this game for years

Favoriete job?

Briar's brothel helps boost a lot of stats that I use in most of my games but god does the orgy thing kill me

Least favorite job?

i will pay vrel to let me destroy sam's cafe

Favoriete bad end?

fun fact the asylum made me realize i have a medical kink

Least favorite bad end?

the UB and i dont know why but it fills me with genuine fear sometimes (especially if whitney's there 😭)

Do you collect feats?

haha no. not after....the Incident (i got most of them and then immediately lost it when my phone crashed. Never Again).

Do you use cheats?

hell yes i need my pc to be cute and fashionable and i cant do that when theyre Poor

Reasonably debauched, Vanilla, everything goes or no beasts?

Everything goes because unlike yall I'm not a LOSER

Anything else you wanna confess?

it blows my mind just how quickly this fandom's grown since i started this blog. i only did it because i thought "hm maybe i should keep my dol ideas off my main" and then it got bigger and bigger and now here we are

also sometimes when i play without cheats i pretend im a speedrunner at GDQ and have routes planned for the quickest/easiest ways to farm stats