#THEY'RE MY SKIBIDI SIGMAS

[adelke]

Guys... I swear... It's peak... Think about it 💕

[emotional-piece-of-meat]

Let me introduce you to this concept: batkids pick a silly t-shirt of the week, in which Brucie will be “accidentally” caught by the paparazzi.

Dick, as a millennial he is, chooses something with mottos like yolo or jokes about coffee. He also has a special love for quotes and puns, which nobody but him finds funny.

Jason does not participate, because he refuses to think about Bruce more than it’s absolutely necessary. And if some t-shirt reminds him of his dad Bruce, well, he just passes by.

Barbara, although she has a wonderful sense of humour, uses her power to spread awareness instead. When an important social or political event takes place in Gotham and beyond its chapels, the choice is hers.

Cass loves matching t-shirts, because it makes her feel that she belongs. Every time it's her turn to pick, newspapers spread out the touching headlines like “Bruce Wayne was caught with his daughter in I'm with stupid t-shirts”.

Steph simply goes to the women's department and chooses one of those ugly Eiffel Tower or a rhinestone “princess” t-shirt. They're also usually pretty tight, and, trust me, the press just loves it.

Tim wake up and choose violence Drake prints t-shirts himself, always putting some brainrot words on them. That's how “what a sigma” and “skibidi toilet rizzler” appeared in Bruce's wardrobe.

Damian takes great pride in his t-shirts, because he draws pictures on them by hand. Nobody could convince him that it's not, in fact, a competition, and he has to make sure that he is winning.

Duke always gives Bruce some niche band t-shirts. Plot twist? These bands do not exist. He just creates them himself and then proceeds to gaslight people, because “what do you mean you don't know batshit on the rooftop? You, uncultured pig! Their music literally changed my life!”.

[katiekatdragon27]

Hey. Hey, guys. You'll never guess what I've been drawing.

Glisten: ...??

Glisten and his lame ass boyfriends!!!!!! Cheers to art dumps <3

[CW: SUGGESTIVE JOKE] More doodles below cut:

So! I know most of you come for the shinyshrimp stuff (WHICH WE WILL GET TO) but let me yap about Glisten and Razzle for a bit.

I LOVE YOU GLITTERMASK THEY COULD NEVER MAKE ME HATE YOU GLITTERMASK-

Glisten and Razzle got together like 3 months after Glisten and Boxten broke up. Razzle never really looked to Glisten that much outside of acquaintances (cuz he was kinda sorta lowkey jealous of Glisten's charisma and stage-presence). In fact, they were much more focused on Vee and maybe possibly had a crush on her, which is really funny in hindsight with Dazzle lol. However, after learning that Vee was a lesbian/being very rudely rejected by her, Razzle found comfort in Glisten and fell head-over-heels almost immediately.

The only problem is, Razzle has -10000 aura. His ass cannot be flirty or cool-charismatic at all.

Glisten: What do you do when you aren't distracting? Razzle: (Glisten likes mysterious people) I sell drugs!! Glisten: ... Excuse me? Razzle: (But Glisten also likes kind people) But ONLY to kids in need! Dazzle: (STOPSTOPSTOPSTOPSTOPSTOP-) *defeated whimper*

Razzle thinks he's that guy (they're not, they're pathetic honestly lol)

Also like, Razzle is suuuper dense when it comes to everyone except Dazzle. They struggle with self-reflection and other-people reflection, so he is completely convinced he is doing all the right things, when in actuality, they are very very very cringe.

Razzle: No see Dazzie, this is why they call me Rizzle. Dazzle: (No one has EVER called you that.)

Denseness is one hell of a drug, aye, fellas?

Dazzle is being pulled through the wringer trying to preserve whatever was left of her (and Razzle's) pride. It's not working. Girl is fighting for their life every time she is dragged over by Razzle in order to say a horrible pick-up line to Glisten.

(This is all pre-relationship btw. After they get together it becomes an inside joke and Glisten retorts with his own awful (although not nearly as bad) pick-up lines)

Now the moment you've been waiting forrrr 🥁🥁🥁🥁🥁

✨ Shinyshrimp ✨

I love them chat, I love them sm. They have so much drama and love and interesting things going on, they're so cool and fun n stuff and AUGHHHHH💥💥💥

Shrimpo being that one guy who craves affection but would literally bite anyone who gives it to him is so real to me. Homie wants a hug but ends up suplexing whoever hugged him outta reflex. Glisten, on the other hand, is one of the most affectionate people ever. He's not affectionate to everyone, but when you catch his interest (both platonic and romantic), he is very verbally and physically affectionate. He'll buy you things, he'll give you hugs, he'll let you invade his personal space, all stuff he would never let normies do.

Shrimpo loves this, however, homie has no idea how to deal with any kind of affection in a positive way. Cat-coded ahh guy. Glisten does find this amusing tho, so he's more inclined to be affectionate with Shrimpo to help him "get over it" in a way.

This is just for shits and giggles. I feel like everyone should draw this meme with their ships. It's a canon event at this point.

What can I say? He was hungry.

Can't forget my fankids. I love my fankids. I miss my fankids. I need to draw my fankids more istg I need to revamp their ask blog soon (especially with some new editions coming soon).

Also Hamlet looks smaller because most of his internal structure is made of ribbon and stuffing, so he shrinks into a ball when happy. He also loafs like a cat, what a guy.

Also also also what the skibidi sigma happened to my prep-jock ship?? Why is it backwards???

I drew these because I had a vision of the little doodle below and only thought it would work if they were swaped... sooooo... here we are.

Scapmi is a preppy goth-ish shrimp with an eye for fashion and artistry. With a smart mouth and a massive ego, he often comes off as an annoyance to others. He loves to be front and center in everything but often has to fight with his internalized idea that everything is a competition that he needs to win no matter what. It causes him a lot of stress and self-doubt, but he'd never let anyone see his weaknesses.

Gash is a shrap-toned violent mirror who speaks more with his fists than his voice. He hates everything that is not himself (and sweets) and makes sure people know that. He used to be a perfectionist, but after an accident permanently cracked his face, he dropped his "perfect" persona in favor of a messy, more hateful one. He wants connection but doesn't know how to express his needs in an understandable way, and that frustrates him immensely.

As you can see, match made in heaven.

Gash: DUDE, WHAT THE F*CK!? Scampi: There's a smudge on you- Gash: I DON'T CARE! LET GO!! Scampi: Not 'til I'm done. (Your natural blush is gorgeous; shame it's on you tho)

So yeah, swap shinyshrimp lore drop yippee.

Have a good one chat, til I reappear again✌️✌️

[yandereunsolved]

I think it'd be hilarious to see self aware!asoiaf characters react to the cultural differences with the modern world (especially with fem!reader)

Like imagine making a joke about being a virgin nerd, and you have the self aware characters short-circuiting at the idea of "taking your maidenhead" and they also hate that you work because??? Why??? Is not even misogyny (well maybe for Maegor and others it is) but they all agree that it's completely unacceptable that you are being "forced" to work like some common whench

And of course they believe that once being brought into their world you will embrace their medieval values and become a good little wife 💀 (delulu)

They are all so delulu and don't understand brain rot.

Imagine trying to use slang in front of any of the yandere asoiaf characters????

"Rizz."

"You look so skibidi today."

"Yo, dude! You on that sigma grindset today."

"No way in Ohio they did that."

"Fantum tax."

They are all like "is my darling speaking in tongues!?"

Yan Alicent thinks you need an exorcism. ☠️

Yandere Alicent: "They need to be exorcised. This is why I said playing with magic is forbidden!"

Yandere Aegon II: "They're fine." points at darling.

Reader: just wants to fuck with them at this point. "That is so not alpha of you. Look at your pookie. I am okay. I am just currently sit maxxing while waiting for Aemond to stop gooning in the next room over."

[forwards-beckon-rebound]

random dick grayson hcs bc i said so!!!

warning: usage of the metric system

got banned from club penguin for making his username dickg0320 and he had no idea why

bruce didn't have the heart to break it to him so he told him it's because you can't use your real name

so he changed it to therealrobin0320

and really they're just very lucky that nobody has ever thought that they could figure out robin and therefore batman's identity from club penguin

(and yes, he did cry when the game shut down)

has the lowest spice tolerance out of everybody in the batfam and he will be bullied for it

his biggest fear is one of those games where everybody eats a spoonful of sugar but one of them is salt or smth

but like the ones where it’s like pistachio cookies and one that’s full of wasabi or smth

jason, tim, and steph conspire to get dick to eat the cookie

terrible at mini golf

i will not be elaborating on that, but let’s just say he thought that would be a great first date idea…

has the most random t-shirts that he wears to sleep and around the house?

i don’t mean like weird weird but like random corporate freebies…

why does he have a boston marathon tshirt from 2008?

canada post merch (very niche but the shirt gets a little extra love during the strike)

he’s never even been there

he probably has a random bing mug somehow too because why not i guess

went to damian’s parent teacher interviews when bruce was too busy and let’s just say he was quite popular with the parents

he genuinely gets so invested, idk if it was just my school but sometimes the parents could volunteer to supervise during recess

dick likes to pop in and make sure damian has friends and check in on his beloved brother

but he’s also so good and sweet to the other kids there

he’s pretty used to cleaning up wounds after missions, and the kids always come to him

like a kid will scrape their knee playing soccer and he’s already there, helping them off the field while he disinfects the wound

he starts bringing those character bandaids (he somehow manages to find nightwing and batman bandaids) because he realizes it distracts the kids from their injury and makes the pain a bit more bearable

he’s already so good with his siblings, especially damian, i just know he’s so good with kids your honour

he is so incredibly confused by the slang though

kids will be like “are you skibidi toilet?” and his brain stops working because what the heck are they saying? what does that even mean? is that good or bad?

he will try to search up the terms and then he will use it in the most cursed way possible

“hey guys, stop being sigmas to each other, that’s not very rizzler of you.”

get this man off the internet and into a nursing home

i think his knowledge of pop culture ends with like 2016 millenial slang

of the recent stuff, i think he knows slay and that’s it

he gives me like tip of the iceberg disney adult…

in the most respectful way possible

like he doesn’t know every single disney world employee by name or like go disneybounding

but i feel like he watched all of the movies growing up and knows the songs by heart

like from when his parents were still alive

sometimes they get to town when a movie has just come out and they have some free time before their show

they go to a diner for breakfast, explore the new city, dick gets to choose what they do before they head back to the circus

one time he sees an ad for dumbo and they go in

and he was hooked (it hurts to even think about the movie now though, after everything that has happened. it’s the one movie he’ll never watch)

sorry that was kinda sad! anyways, i feel like he would like the coming of age leaving home stories, especially when he gets a bit older and can relate to them more

mulan, princess and the frog, tangled (one time he joked that bruce was acting like mother gothel and when bruce searched up who that was, he was…not happy to say the least)

he will ugly cry too but what’s annoying is his “ugly” is unfortunately still quite good looking

and he has indeed forced all of the batfam to watch the movies with him during family movie night

like if you think you’re going to get through a road trip without him blasting i’ll make a man out of you or i see the light, think again

a big fan of the disney renaissance classics

but like any pixar movie will also have him bawling

if he has a kid, he’s sitting them down and making them watch the whole catalogue

i feel like he wouldn’t love the new remakes and sequels as much, part of it is the lack of nostalgia for him, but he’ll still watch it opening night

drives like an old man

hunched over, both hands on the steering wheel, completely straight stare

and he refuses to go over the speed limit, even on the highway

but he’s a MENACE in the passenger seat

lovesss being on aux, i feel like he would love the pop girlies

like taylor swift, sabrina carpenter, he’s cried to casual (so real of him ngl)

but i feel like as an older sibling he can’t help but backseat or i guess passenger seat drive a little bit

“oh, watch out for that stop sign” “the one 5 km from here? how can you even see that?”

drives jason up the wall

A KPOP FAN

i feel like being a gymnast would make you at least a semi competent dancer

dude is vibing to kiss of life, twice, le sserafim and learning the choreo too

eldest son of billionaire bruce wayne spotted at local kpop random play dance

imagine him playing music while he’s getting ready for patrol

he’s singing to what is love while he’s making sure his escrima sticks are fully charged

like are we seeing the vision

[kindercelery]

Hey im too shy to ask non anonymously but could u draw elizabeth of york and henry vii they're my pookies 🙏 that'd be so skibidi of u

Here, sigma

[doogieverse]

Sonic Shipping

Shipping characters from a franchise where there aren't really any canon relationships is very... interesting. Let's get into it.

Sidenote: I'm not covering every possible ship, just ones I have something to say about. Also can we come up with better ship names please? Thanks.

Sonic x Amy So everyone knows SonAmy, it certainly is a ship. I like the trope of "head over heels" x "uninterested tease", but Sonic gives Amy nothing. And more often than not, Amy's character is completely reduced to being in love with Sonic. Sega has gotten better about the latter in recent years, at least. I still don't find this ship very appealing— I get it, but it's not for me. However, people have been theorizing that in the fourth movie, Sonic will be the one with the unrequited crush. That would be a super interesting shift in dynamic, and I'd definitely be more invested if that happens.

Metal Sonic x Amy Okay this is a bit more interesting. Metal Sonic is an incredibly tragic character— someone who full heartedly believes he is someone else, yet can never seem to quite match his strength. He's been labeled a failure by Eggman, and is continuously beaten and broken until he is less than Sonic. Amy, on the other hand, is kind and caring to all creatures, so naturally she sees the best in Metal. It's cute seeing him be treated with love for the first time, like a lost little puppy. I think this relationship is strictly romantic (personally, I think Metal is autistic and asexual) but it's something they both need. Very cute.

Sonic x Knuckles Knuckles acts as a great foil to Sonic. Where Sonic is free-spirited and wild, Knuckles is disciplined, and stuck protecting Angel Island and the Master Emerald. Honestly, he might even be a better foil than Shadow, who sort of just shows up out of nowhere. They're more so symbolic opposites, in my opinion. At the same time, Sonic and Knuckles are friends, where as Shadow didn't even show up to Sonic's birthday party </3 It's hard to imagine enemies to lovers when they're stuck in the Friend Zone. Decent ship, not really for me.

Sonic x Shadow I mean what do I have to say. This is The Ship of the fandom. Unpopular opinion, but I don't care about Shadow that much :-/ So even though this ship is skibidi sigma slay and I totally agree with it, it's not my favorite. It's still endgame though.

Shadow x Amy They're besties and that's that.

Shadow x Rouge Shadow and Rouge are obviously a gay/lesbian duo, so I don't understand the appeal. I do love them as friends though.

Knuckles x Rouge It's so gooood. They're always bickering, always at odds, and yet they can't resist each other. I love Rebel Rouge and Renegade Knucks from Prime, so good. I'm not usually one for straight ships, but in my mind its bi4bi so we're safe.

Silver x Blaze I love them as friends, they're both autistic and asexual <3 However, I disagree with shipping them romantically. To me, they're another iconic gay/lesbian duo. For those who've read Homestuck, they're basically moirails.

Sonic x Blaze I was a bit of a hater at first, but I've grown to somewhat like it. They have some cute moments, especially in the IDW comics. I like to think that Blaze has unrequited feelings for Sonic, but it's just something she likes to think about from time to time. They're not necessarily romantic feelings, but she loves how he challenges her, and strives to be as carefree as he is.

Sonic x Silver I love gay hedgehogs as much as the next guy, but I just don't get this one. Maybe that'll change after I play Sonic 06, but as much as I want to love it, I just find it mediocre.

Silver x Espio I truly did not understand this at first. I thought someone just took their two favorite characters and made them kiss. However, after reading the IDW comics, I still didn't understand it. Then I looked at ship art and thought about it more and I kind of like it. They have surprisingly similar personalities and interests, but are just different enough to be unique. I think they're both ace, but Espio definitely leans a bit more towards allosexual. I love the idea of him trying to kiss Silver, but he gets flustered and shy.

Vector x Vanilla They're so silly!! Oh man I was floored when I first read the IDW comics and learned that Vector was into milfs. I also didn't realize he was twenty— I like the idea of him being fresh into the dating people as a young adult; he could have anyone he wants, and he goes straight for Cream's mom. It's so iconic, and Vanilla seems into it if you ask me...

Tails x Cosmo I need to watch Sonic X before deciding if I like this or not. I at least know that they touch upon it in the show, so I can at least understand it.

Tails x Cream There's not much merritt to this, in my opinion. I feel like people ship them just because they're both children— which I guess is fine? Personally, I don't like shipping children because they don't have the same concepts of love and romance that adults, or even teens, do. Nonetheless, I like Tails and I like Cream, so who knows. Maybe it would be a good ship.

Charmy x Cream I've seen so many future AUs where Vector and Espio leave the Chaotix, and Charmy continues it with Cream, and it feels so right to me. I wouldn't ship them romantically, but I love that they're detective partners.

Whisper x Tangle I mean they're basically canon. Both great characters, and both them and their friendship have great arcs. Personally, I don't see them being very sexual? Maybe they're ace4ace, or platonic soulmates, or whatever term you could come up with. Either way, they belong with each other <3

Surge x Amy At first, I thought people just wanted toxic yuri. Of course there's merritt to that, but it wasn't for me. Then I thought about how Surge is a parallel to Sonic, and it started making sense. They don't have enough interactions for me to be interested, but I hope that changes.

Dr. Robotnik x Agent Stone Do I even have to say anything.

Here's what I consider canon/endgame in my own mind (as described above): - Sonic x Shadow - Charmy x Cream - Metal Sonic x Amy - Vector x Vanilla - Knuckles x Rouge - Whisper x Tangle - Silver x Espio - Robotnik x Stone

Addendum: I love learning about rare pairs and seeing what dynamics come out, even though they're usually a bust. Let me know if there are any good ships I missed.

[animentality]

i have regrettably been affected with the disease that makes me say shit like glaze, gooner, and rizz.

i tried to fight it, but now they're part of my vocabulary. it's so sad.

but i'll never ever say skibidi or sigma.

my brain is immune to those.

[howlingday]

Cinder the FallCel

Jaune: Okay, but like, what if Cinder was a femcel?

Ruby: Jaune, Cinder IS a femcel! What do you mean?!

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Cinder: I'm Cinder Fall and I'm rizzing, Ruby!

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Cinder: Ruby, I'm going to pick up a man at a bar~!

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Cinder: Ohio skibidi~!

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Cinder: Ruby! Have you seen the new episode of skibidi toilet~?

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Cinder: Ruby, they won't date me because I'm ugly... I was born ugly.

Cinder: Ruby, it's all part of a big patriarchal scheme.

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Cinder: Ruby... You're a cuck, Ruby!

Cinder: Ruby, I'm a cuck!

Cinder: Can't you see Jaune and Weiss are banging behind your back?

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Cinder: I was telling this man about skibidi toilet and he told me to go away...

Cinder: We have to kill him, Ruby!

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Cinder: THEY THINK FALL IS A EUPHAMISM FOR SOMETHING, RUBY!

Cinder: Ruby, you just don't understand because you're a beta cuck! Only I am the sigma female~!

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Cinder: Welcome to my gamer pad, Ruby. Here's where I get tilted at the towers...

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Cinder: You see, post-nut clarity is a myth, Ruby.

Cinder: There's no such thing as a prostate, Ruby! It's all a myth made up by Big Pharma!

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Cinder: Ruby, can't you see Salem is our savior?!

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Cinder: Don't you know that dust is full of testosterone? You need to stop using it; the government wants you to be more masculine!

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Cinder: Ruby, aura treatment make you do horrible things! They give you have autism, Ruby!

Cinder: Ruby, you have autism, Ruby!

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Cinder: The relics, Ruby! The relics make you more masculine, Ruby! They make you into a pig-headed misogynist, Ruby!

Cinder: Ruby, they're putting chemicals into the water to make the Faunus gay!

Cinder: Destroy the child, Ruby!

Cinder: Beacon never existed, Ruby! It was made up by woke media!

Cinder: Oh no, I'm being sued for 6 billion lien, Ruby! What did I do?!

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Cinder: You see, Ruby, it's already too late. I've already drawn myself as the Chad and you as the Soy Wojak!

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Cinder: RUBY! You see, I thought if I made myself buff, men would like me more, but it turns out, I'M A HUGE DICK!

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Cinder: RUBY! I SEE THE LIGHT NOW, RUBY! ALL WOMEN AND MEN ARE EQUAL! HOW WRONG I'VE BEEN!

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Ruby: Aw, man...

Jaune: Damn, this sucked.

[shibascrem]

ur art is so skibidi sigma 💞💞💞💞💞💯💯💯💯💯🔥🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛 AH AH AH 🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛

That's a first, being called skibidi sigma! THANK YOU! Hey Ma! Check it out, the kids think I'm cool! They're calling my art that "skibidi" thing!

[schnitzelsemmerl]

hiyaaa :3 this is my brainrot version of "legendary" !! if you ever want to use it (doubt anyone wants to) just credit me lmao - contains gen alpha brainrot slang but also some gen z things

it's just me, my gyatt and prime

stuck in fortnite lobby

texting in the discord server you left behind

thinkin' 'bout all these sigmas i'll never get to edge

but oh, i wish i could

so i could get a brawl stars win

'cause i'm stuck with your rizzing

but no clue who you edge

and no idea if you're deleted or a group leader (this makes no sense)

somebody edge me

come and give me a gyatt

if so, then

if i win this round, will i find ya in fortnite?

give me opps and ohio!

give me omegas and betas!

i know battle royale's scary

but i wanna be skibidi!

fight the red flags and livvy haters

the talahons, even rizzlers!

i know battle royale's scary

but i wanna be s-s-s-s-skibidi!

betas in our gooning cave

trying to rizz up my mom

but she's passing on them all

108 old faces of opps who say i can't mog

keep spammin' the chat and it's

gonna break my mewing streak...

'cause they're giving us the ick

dangerous too, i'd fight 'em if i

was half as sigma as you, send me a med kit

come and give me the chug jug

can i do whatever it takes

to keep my mom un-rizzed...?

if so, then

give me opps and ohio!

give me omegas and betas!

i know becoming the rizzler's scary

but i wanna be skibidi!

[butterfrogsayshi]

In the middle of a tiktok in the center of a rizz party they say, "Come with your dogs raised high" well, they're never gonna rizz me like a gyatt through a flock of subway surfers to wage this tax against your fanum in me your gyatt will never be the same on your alpha's eyes, say a prayer say a prayer, yeah now, but I can't, and I don't know how we're just two sigmas as God had made us well, I can't, well, I can, yeah too much, too late or just not enough of this pain in my ohio for your dying slay i'll rizz your gyatt again they all thank beyonce and the looksmaxxers are lost my cellmate's a sigma, they make me buckle my shoe in drag but nobody cares if you're rizzing yourself am I rizzing myself? well, I miss my alpha will they give me the chair? or lethal gyatt, or skibidi from a toilet, if you dare? nobody knows all the trouble I've seen now, but I can't, and I don't know how we're just two sigmas as God had made us well, I can't, well, I can, yeah too much, too late or just not enough of this pain in my ohio for your dying slay i'll rizz your gyatt again to your room what they ask of you will make you want to say, "Skibidi rizz" well, I don't remember why remember you? do you have the tiktok for the  rizz party? ‘cause I'm gonna string this alpha male on fire fire! life is but a mewing streak for the brainrotted and well, I, I won't go down by myself but I'll go down with my sigmas now, now, now, now (I can't rizz) now, now, now, (I can't fanum tax) now, now, yeah, yeah

[maxdibert]

have you ever interacted with a gen alpha “skibidi sigma” kid?? i’m visiting my old brother next week and his kid is just like that and im afraid i’ll kick him off a chair if he starts with that brainrot nonsense

I have three nephews, one who is 11, another who is 9, and another who is 5, not sure if that counts??? The thing is, they're not really into weird lore because their mom doesn't let them use the internet much, so they’re pretty normal kids, if we leave aside the fact that the oldest has OCD, the middle one has ADHD, and the youngest is a narcissist. But I love them a lot, they’re really good-looking, and when they’re not having a meltdown, they can be really fun. I can't stand them for more than three or four hours without wanting to die though.

[ratlesshonret]

Look one by one The sigma reminds me you'll always be skibidi For you Ohio has fallen Now they're gyatt, see now they're gyatt Forever gyatt from the cap that served as my one and only rizz Though it may be sus today Tomorrow I'll be stanning my way

[starving-marauder-lover]

im not depressed rn (why do i feel obliged to add this)

but like

i just dont really enjoy posting vents to tumblr unless its my absolute last resort yk?

like i seem so freaking happy and thats cause I try to seem so happy that maybe I will become happy

i said happy way to much

idk if this makes sense cause im still so sick

but even when i do post vents 50% of times they're on my vent account, or just go to my drafts

or im so anxious that youll all judge me that I just crash out and just not

anywayyyssss yippie and skibidi i heart my mental health

go drink water my sigma army you all deserve it, and eat some food if you can <3

[hwonnrinji]

hi guys . I deadass js realized that long thread we had goinf on w reblogs nd stuff my reblog didnt go thru ?? like it js deleted my entire text hence y my last reblog for that thread was like blank . 😭😭😭💔 stupid tumbkr omds

ANYWAY ! i frwakinf hate the sciences so bad like im good at every other subject but science i fear id rather be hwld at gunpoint than ever touch science after i graduate🙁 PLSS i wanted to take ap osych but im lwk mad lazy for that and my skl put a 3 ap per year maximum 😅😅 like damn okay . yall js hatw to see me succeed 😒😒😒 GAWAHHH i loge dpr so much like i deadass had mood on repeat for so long bcs of this one yeonjun edit that transformed my life i fear ! MERRY GO IS SOOO freakinf Good i love it so mich

i donr have my own room guys. ive been sharing w my sister for the past few years😢😢 its okat tho idrc bc anyw im barely in my room like most of the time im js in my living room doing my work nd stuff bc ion wannna bother my stupid sister like that💔💔 also cs shes mad stinky when she gets off her shift nd is home . LMFAO omg ur evil pushing smn off their bed 😭😭😭

girl i got like 1 valentines day fic in line and i fwar i prob will not finish it b4 valentines day . god pls give me rhe will to start picking up writing again. i have this ONE fic idea that lwk is fire like acc fire like so amazeballs and awesome sauce nd shit 😊😊 pls pray i finish it !!! AND GOSH U R A GENIUSSS like ur mind works wonders… cool w u… YESS GAWDDD i love cool w u SOO MUCH its one of my favs of nwjns plus get up and hypeboy and hurt‼️‼️ ive been tucked in bed at 9:30 since like. 3rd grade. ion play when it comes to having a healthy sleep schedule i fear. i CANNOT have eyebags ever idc 💔 i would nawt look good w eyebags oms. why tf is olaf taller tahn the average girl what the hell😭😭😭

LMAO I FIGURED like why is there just a reblog there shld be smth 😭😭😭 i love science so much oml that is my BAE right there ❤️❤️ lololol i got a year before i graduate i hear the gunshots already ME NEXT !!! my ap pysch is sooo funny for some reason like i love my group frfr 🙏 you js gotta dab on the haters ning (a member of the dance club told me that) dpr is my lifeline i don't fear. no blueberries has been charting on vinh's top 3 bcuz it's js so addicting 🤓☝️

i feel bad for you twin, i can't imagine sharing a sleeping space with someone because what if they're a snorer... then what? 😞 what if they sleep talk/walk and kill me... then what? 😞😞 OHEMGEE I HATEE being in my living room...😬😬 it's peaceful but when the adults come home from work it's like all hell js broke loose. i cannot and i mean cannot handle another loud laugh coming from my anyone's mouth when i'm trying to watch tv 💔💔💔 LMFAO stinky. i call my eldest brother stinkabutt because he reaks of wtv it is. what can i say? im a pusher 😜

dear ning pls bless us with another fic before i kay em ess. PLEASEEEEE 🙏🙏 heh my friends say im special 😼 but probably not the kind of positive special... scratches head. may cwy receive more recognition because the budget for mv must've been high 😭🙏🙏 im gonna be so fr rn... 9:30 is when i eat dinner LOL. sometimes not even, like it rlly depends. i can be eating my first meal at 5pm and eat my last at 10 💀💀 i play when it comes to a sleep schedule, i remember pulling 3 all nighters in a row. pretty sure i was hallucinating on the 3rd night. eyebags kind of fit me lololol but it makes me look emo and it beats my nonchalant aura. #NOTsigmaofme

not to mention i taught a bunch of working adults who can drink, drive, and smoke brainrot. like i was explaining the difference between skibidi toilet and evil skibidi toilet, and how they're not the same but they're twins yk. and also slangs like "clock it" or "sigma/alpha" and no sigma and alpha are not the same, alpha is below sigma, you geekers.