#THEY'RE MY SKIBIDI SIGMAS

[adelke]

Guys... I swear... It's peak... Think about it 💕

[emotional-piece-of-meat]

Let me introduce you to this concept: batkids pick a silly t-shirt of the week, in which Brucie will be “accidentally” caught by the paparazzi.

Dick, as a millennial he is, chooses something with mottos like yolo or jokes about coffee. He also has a special love for quotes and puns, which nobody but him finds funny.

Jason does not participate, because he refuses to think about Bruce more than it’s absolutely necessary. And if some t-shirt reminds him of his dad Bruce, well, he just passes by.

Barbara, although she has a wonderful sense of humour, uses her power to spread awareness instead. When an important social or political event takes place in Gotham and beyond its chapels, the choice is hers.

Cass loves matching t-shirts, because it makes her feel that she belongs. Every time it's her turn to pick, newspapers spread out the touching headlines like “Bruce Wayne was caught with his daughter in I'm with stupid t-shirts”.

Steph simply goes to the women's department and chooses one of those ugly Eiffel Tower or a rhinestone “princess” t-shirt. They're also usually pretty tight, and, trust me, the press just loves it.

Tim wake up and choose violence Drake prints t-shirts himself, always putting some brainrot words on them. That's how “what a sigma” and “skibidi toilet rizzler” appeared in Bruce's wardrobe.

Damian takes great pride in his t-shirts, because he draws pictures on them by hand. Nobody could convince him that it's not, in fact, a competition, and he has to make sure that he is winning.

Duke always gives Bruce some niche band t-shirts. Plot twist? These bands do not exist. He just creates them himself and then proceeds to gaslight people, because “what do you mean you don't know batshit on the rooftop? You, uncultured pig! Their music literally changed my life!”.

[yandereunsolved]

I think it'd be hilarious to see self aware!asoiaf characters react to the cultural differences with the modern world (especially with fem!reader)

Like imagine making a joke about being a virgin nerd, and you have the self aware characters short-circuiting at the idea of "taking your maidenhead" and they also hate that you work because??? Why??? Is not even misogyny (well maybe for Maegor and others it is) but they all agree that it's completely unacceptable that you are being "forced" to work like some common whench

And of course they believe that once being brought into their world you will embrace their medieval values and become a good little wife 💀 (delulu)

They are all so delulu and don't understand brain rot.

Imagine trying to use slang in front of any of the yandere asoiaf characters????

"Rizz."

"You look so skibidi today."

"Yo, dude! You on that sigma grindset today."

"No way in Ohio they did that."

"Fantum tax."

They are all like "is my darling speaking in tongues!?"

Yan Alicent thinks you need an exorcism. ☠️

Yandere Alicent: "They need to be exorcised. This is why I said playing with magic is forbidden!"

Yandere Aegon II: "They're fine." points at darling.

Reader: just wants to fuck with them at this point. "That is so not alpha of you. Look at your pookie. I am okay. I am just currently sit maxxing while waiting for Aemond to stop gooning in the next room over."

[forwards-beckon-rebound]

random dick grayson hcs bc i said so!!!

warning: usage of the metric system

got banned from club penguin for making his username dickg0320 and he had no idea why

bruce didn't have the heart to break it to him so he told him it's because you can't use your real name

so he changed it to therealrobin0320

and really they're just very lucky that nobody has ever thought that they could figure out robin and therefore batman's identity from club penguin

(and yes, he did cry when the game shut down)

has the lowest spice tolerance out of everybody in the batfam and he will be bullied for it

his biggest fear is one of those games where everybody eats a spoonful of sugar but one of them is salt or smth

but like the ones where it’s like pistachio cookies and one that’s full of wasabi or smth

jason, tim, and steph conspire to get dick to eat the cookie

terrible at mini golf

i will not be elaborating on that, but let’s just say he thought that would be a great first date idea…

has the most random t-shirts that he wears to sleep and around the house?

i don’t mean like weird weird but like random corporate freebies…

why does he have a boston marathon tshirt from 2008?

canada post merch (very niche but the shirt gets a little extra love during the strike)

he’s never even been there

he probably has a random bing mug somehow too because why not i guess

went to damian’s parent teacher interviews when bruce was too busy and let’s just say he was quite popular with the parents

he genuinely gets so invested, idk if it was just my school but sometimes the parents could volunteer to supervise during recess

dick likes to pop in and make sure damian has friends and check in on his beloved brother

but he’s also so good and sweet to the other kids there

he’s pretty used to cleaning up wounds after missions, and the kids always come to him

like a kid will scrape their knee playing soccer and he’s already there, helping them off the field while he disinfects the wound

he starts bringing those character bandaids (he somehow manages to find nightwing and batman bandaids) because he realizes it distracts the kids from their injury and makes the pain a bit more bearable

he’s already so good with his siblings, especially damian, i just know he’s so good with kids your honour

he is so incredibly confused by the slang though

kids will be like “are you skibidi toilet?” and his brain stops working because what the heck are they saying? what does that even mean? is that good or bad?

he will try to search up the terms and then he will use it in the most cursed way possible

“hey guys, stop being sigmas to each other, that’s not very rizzler of you.”

get this man off the internet and into a nursing home

i think his knowledge of pop culture ends with like 2016 millenial slang

of the recent stuff, i think he knows slay and that’s it

he gives me like tip of the iceberg disney adult…

in the most respectful way possible

like he doesn’t know every single disney world employee by name or like go disneybounding

but i feel like he watched all of the movies growing up and knows the songs by heart

like from when his parents were still alive

sometimes they get to town when a movie has just come out and they have some free time before their show

they go to a diner for breakfast, explore the new city, dick gets to choose what they do before they head back to the circus

one time he sees an ad for dumbo and they go in

and he was hooked (it hurts to even think about the movie now though, after everything that has happened. it’s the one movie he’ll never watch)

sorry that was kinda sad! anyways, i feel like he would like the coming of age leaving home stories, especially when he gets a bit older and can relate to them more

mulan, princess and the frog, tangled (one time he joked that bruce was acting like mother gothel and when bruce searched up who that was, he was…not happy to say the least)

he will ugly cry too but what’s annoying is his “ugly” is unfortunately still quite good looking

and he has indeed forced all of the batfam to watch the movies with him during family movie night

like if you think you’re going to get through a road trip without him blasting i’ll make a man out of you or i see the light, think again

a big fan of the disney renaissance classics

but like any pixar movie will also have him bawling

if he has a kid, he’s sitting them down and making them watch the whole catalogue

i feel like he wouldn’t love the new remakes and sequels as much, part of it is the lack of nostalgia for him, but he’ll still watch it opening night

drives like an old man

hunched over, both hands on the steering wheel, completely straight stare

and he refuses to go over the speed limit, even on the highway

but he’s a MENACE in the passenger seat

lovesss being on aux, i feel like he would love the pop girlies

like taylor swift, sabrina carpenter, he’s cried to casual (so real of him ngl)

but i feel like as an older sibling he can’t help but backseat or i guess passenger seat drive a little bit

“oh, watch out for that stop sign” “the one 5 km from here? how can you even see that?”

drives jason up the wall

A KPOP FAN

i feel like being a gymnast would make you at least a semi competent dancer

dude is vibing to kiss of life, twice, le sserafim and learning the choreo too

eldest son of billionaire bruce wayne spotted at local kpop random play dance

imagine him playing music while he’s getting ready for patrol

he’s singing to what is love while he’s making sure his escrima sticks are fully charged

like are we seeing the vision

[kindercelery]

Hey im too shy to ask non anonymously but could u draw elizabeth of york and henry vii they're my pookies 🙏 that'd be so skibidi of u

Here, sigma

[doogieverse]

Sonic Shipping

Shipping characters from a franchise where there aren't really any canon relationships is very... interesting. Let's get into it.

Sidenote: I'm not covering every possible ship, just ones I have something to say about. Also can we come up with better ship names please? Thanks.

Sonic x Amy So everyone knows SonAmy, it certainly is a ship. I like the trope of "head over heels" x "uninterested tease", but Sonic gives Amy nothing. And more often than not, Amy's character is completely reduced to being in love with Sonic. Sega has gotten better about the latter in recent years, at least. I still don't find this ship very appealing— I get it, but it's not for me. However, people have been theorizing that in the fourth movie, Sonic will be the one with the unrequited crush. That would be a super interesting shift in dynamic, and I'd definitely be more invested if that happens.

Metal Sonic x Amy Okay this is a bit more interesting. Metal Sonic is an incredibly tragic character— someone who full heartedly believes he is someone else, yet can never seem to quite match his strength. He's been labeled a failure by Eggman, and is continuously beaten and broken until he is less than Sonic. Amy, on the other hand, is kind and caring to all creatures, so naturally she sees the best in Metal. It's cute seeing him be treated with love for the first time, like a lost little puppy. I think this relationship is strictly romantic (personally, I think Metal is autistic and asexual) but it's something they both need. Very cute.

Sonic x Knuckles Knuckles acts as a great foil to Sonic. Where Sonic is free-spirited and wild, Knuckles is disciplined, and stuck protecting Angel Island and the Master Emerald. Honestly, he might even be a better foil than Shadow, who sort of just shows up out of nowhere. They're more so symbolic opposites, in my opinion. At the same time, Sonic and Knuckles are friends, where as Shadow didn't even show up to Sonic's birthday party </3 It's hard to imagine enemies to lovers when they're stuck in the Friend Zone. Decent ship, not really for me.

Sonic x Shadow I mean what do I have to say. This is The Ship of the fandom. Unpopular opinion, but I don't care about Shadow that much :-/ So even though this ship is skibidi sigma slay and I totally agree with it, it's not my favorite. It's still endgame though.

Shadow x Amy They're besties and that's that.

Shadow x Rouge Shadow and Rouge are obviously a gay/lesbian duo, so I don't understand the appeal. I do love them as friends though.

Knuckles x Rouge It's so gooood. They're always bickering, always at odds, and yet they can't resist each other. I love Rebel Rouge and Renegade Knucks from Prime, so good. I'm not usually one for straight ships, but in my mind its bi4bi so we're safe.

Silver x Blaze I love them as friends, they're both autistic and asexual <3 However, I disagree with shipping them romantically. To me, they're another iconic gay/lesbian duo. For those who've read Homestuck, they're basically moirails.

Sonic x Blaze I was a bit of a hater at first, but I've grown to somewhat like it. They have some cute moments, especially in the IDW comics. I like to think that Blaze has unrequited feelings for Sonic, but it's just something she likes to think about from time to time. They're not necessarily romantic feelings, but she loves how he challenges her, and strives to be as carefree as he is.

Sonic x Silver I love gay hedgehogs as much as the next guy, but I just don't get this one. Maybe that'll change after I play Sonic 06, but as much as I want to love it, I just find it mediocre.

Silver x Espio I truly did not understand this at first. I thought someone just took their two favorite characters and made them kiss. However, after reading the IDW comics, I still didn't understand it. Then I looked at ship art and thought about it more and I kind of like it. They have surprisingly similar personalities and interests, but are just different enough to be unique. I think they're both ace, but Espio definitely leans a bit more towards allosexual. I love the idea of him trying to kiss Silver, but he gets flustered and shy.

Vector x Vanilla They're so silly!! Oh man I was floored when I first read the IDW comics and learned that Vector was into milfs. I also didn't realize he was twenty— I like the idea of him being fresh into the dating people as a young adult; he could have anyone he wants, and he goes straight for Cream's mom. It's so iconic, and Vanilla seems into it if you ask me...

Tails x Cosmo I need to watch Sonic X before deciding if I like this or not. I at least know that they touch upon it in the show, so I can at least understand it.

Tails x Cream There's not much merritt to this, in my opinion. I feel like people ship them just because they're both children— which I guess is fine? Personally, I don't like shipping children because they don't have the same concepts of love and romance that adults, or even teens, do. Nonetheless, I like Tails and I like Cream, so who knows. Maybe it would be a good ship.

Charmy x Cream I've seen so many future AUs where Vector and Espio leave the Chaotix, and Charmy continues it with Cream, and it feels so right to me. I wouldn't ship them romantically, but I love that they're detective partners.

Whisper x Tangle I mean they're basically canon. Both great characters, and both them and their friendship have great arcs. Personally, I don't see them being very sexual? Maybe they're ace4ace, or platonic soulmates, or whatever term you could come up with. Either way, they belong with each other <3

Surge x Amy At first, I thought people just wanted toxic yuri. Of course there's merritt to that, but it wasn't for me. Then I thought about how Surge is a parallel to Sonic, and it started making sense. They don't have enough interactions for me to be interested, but I hope that changes.

Dr. Robotnik x Agent Stone Do I even have to say anything.

Here's what I consider canon/endgame in my own mind (as described above): - Sonic x Shadow - Charmy x Cream - Metal Sonic x Amy - Vector x Vanilla - Knuckles x Rouge - Whisper x Tangle - Silver x Espio - Robotnik x Stone

Addendum: I love learning about rare pairs and seeing what dynamics come out, even though they're usually a bust. Let me know if there are any good ships I missed.

[animentality]

i have regrettably been affected with the disease that makes me say shit like glaze, gooner, and rizz.

i tried to fight it, but now they're part of my vocabulary. it's so sad.

but i'll never ever say skibidi or sigma.

my brain is immune to those.

[howlingday]

Cinder the FallCel

Jaune: Okay, but like, what if Cinder was a femcel?

Ruby: Jaune, Cinder IS a femcel! What do you mean?!

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Cinder: I'm Cinder Fall and I'm rizzing, Ruby!

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Cinder: Ruby, I'm going to pick up a man at a bar~!

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Cinder: Ohio skibidi~!

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Cinder: Ruby! Have you seen the new episode of skibidi toilet~?

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Cinder: Ruby, they won't date me because I'm ugly... I was born ugly.

Cinder: Ruby, it's all part of a big patriarchal scheme.

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Cinder: Ruby... You're a cuck, Ruby!

Cinder: Ruby, I'm a cuck!

Cinder: Can't you see Jaune and Weiss are banging behind your back?

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Cinder: I was telling this man about skibidi toilet and he told me to go away...

Cinder: We have to kill him, Ruby!

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Cinder: THEY THINK FALL IS A EUPHAMISM FOR SOMETHING, RUBY!

Cinder: Ruby, you just don't understand because you're a beta cuck! Only I am the sigma female~!

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Cinder: Welcome to my gamer pad, Ruby. Here's where I get tilted at the towers...

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Cinder: You see, post-nut clarity is a myth, Ruby.

Cinder: There's no such thing as a prostate, Ruby! It's all a myth made up by Big Pharma!

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Cinder: Ruby, can't you see Salem is our savior?!

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Cinder: Don't you know that dust is full of testosterone? You need to stop using it; the government wants you to be more masculine!

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Cinder: Ruby, aura treatment make you do horrible things! They give you have autism, Ruby!

Cinder: Ruby, you have autism, Ruby!

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Cinder: The relics, Ruby! The relics make you more masculine, Ruby! They make you into a pig-headed misogynist, Ruby!

Cinder: Ruby, they're putting chemicals into the water to make the Faunus gay!

Cinder: Destroy the child, Ruby!

Cinder: Beacon never existed, Ruby! It was made up by woke media!

Cinder: Oh no, I'm being sued for 6 billion lien, Ruby! What did I do?!

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Cinder: You see, Ruby, it's already too late. I've already drawn myself as the Chad and you as the Soy Wojak!

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Cinder: RUBY! You see, I thought if I made myself buff, men would like me more, but it turns out, I'M A HUGE DICK!

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Cinder: RUBY! I SEE THE LIGHT NOW, RUBY! ALL WOMEN AND MEN ARE EQUAL! HOW WRONG I'VE BEEN!

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Ruby: Aw, man...

Jaune: Damn, this sucked.

[shibascrem]

ur art is so skibidi sigma 💞💞💞💞💞💯💯💯💯💯🔥🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛 AH AH AH 🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛

That's a first, being called skibidi sigma! THANK YOU! Hey Ma! Check it out, the kids think I'm cool! They're calling my art that "skibidi" thing!

[schnitzelsemmerl]

hiyaaa :3 this is my brainrot version of "legendary" !! if you ever want to use it (doubt anyone wants to) just credit me lmao - contains gen alpha brainrot slang but also some gen z things

it's just me, my gyatt and prime

stuck in fortnite lobby

texting in the discord server you left behind

thinkin' 'bout all these sigmas i'll never get to edge

but oh, i wish i could

so i could get a brawl stars win

'cause i'm stuck with your rizzing

but no clue who you edge

and no idea if you're deleted or a group leader (this makes no sense)

somebody edge me

come and give me a gyatt

if so, then

if i win this round, will i find ya in fortnite?

give me opps and ohio!

give me omegas and betas!

i know battle royale's scary

but i wanna be skibidi!

fight the red flags and livvy haters

the talahons, even rizzlers!

i know battle royale's scary

but i wanna be s-s-s-s-skibidi!

betas in our gooning cave

trying to rizz up my mom

but she's passing on them all

108 old faces of opps who say i can't mog

keep spammin' the chat and it's

gonna break my mewing streak...

'cause they're giving us the ick

dangerous too, i'd fight 'em if i

was half as sigma as you, send me a med kit

come and give me the chug jug

can i do whatever it takes

to keep my mom un-rizzed...?

if so, then

give me opps and ohio!

give me omegas and betas!

i know becoming the rizzler's scary

but i wanna be skibidi!

[butterfrogsayshi]

In the middle of a tiktok in the center of a rizz party they say, "Come with your dogs raised high" well, they're never gonna rizz me like a gyatt through a flock of subway surfers to wage this tax against your fanum in me your gyatt will never be the same on your alpha's eyes, say a prayer say a prayer, yeah now, but I can't, and I don't know how we're just two sigmas as God had made us well, I can't, well, I can, yeah too much, too late or just not enough of this pain in my ohio for your dying slay i'll rizz your gyatt again they all thank beyonce and the looksmaxxers are lost my cellmate's a sigma, they make me buckle my shoe in drag but nobody cares if you're rizzing yourself am I rizzing myself? well, I miss my alpha will they give me the chair? or lethal gyatt, or skibidi from a toilet, if you dare? nobody knows all the trouble I've seen now, but I can't, and I don't know how we're just two sigmas as God had made us well, I can't, well, I can, yeah too much, too late or just not enough of this pain in my ohio for your dying slay i'll rizz your gyatt again to your room what they ask of you will make you want to say, "Skibidi rizz" well, I don't remember why remember you? do you have the tiktok for the  rizz party? ‘cause I'm gonna string this alpha male on fire fire! life is but a mewing streak for the brainrotted and well, I, I won't go down by myself but I'll go down with my sigmas now, now, now, now (I can't rizz) now, now, now, (I can't fanum tax) now, now, yeah, yeah

[ratlesshonret]

Look one by one The sigma reminds me you'll always be skibidi For you Ohio has fallen Now they're gyatt, see now they're gyatt Forever gyatt from the cap that served as my one and only rizz Though it may be sus today Tomorrow I'll be stanning my way

[cosmicalily]

idols who are most likely to follow skibidi lore

txt: beomgyu and huening kai 110% bond over this together. i feel like out of all the idols in kpop, these two would be the most invested in it 😭 they'd definitely do the griddy and call assed gyatts and call each other sigmas. also i can picture them using this to practice their english too 💀 taehyun def bullies these two for it, soobin is kind of just clueless and doesn't rly know what they're on about but let's them have their fun bc it keeps them occupied although he regrets it when they start screaming STICKING OUT YOUR GYATT FOR THE RIZZLER, yeonjun starts using a bit of the slang but doesn't really get involved in the lore but he loves hearing about moas discuss his gyatt and his rizz and calling him a sigma

skz: jisung and felix oh my lord, probably not as open about it as gyu and kai but they still discuss it and joke about it 😭 i can picture jeongin getting a bit involved but just in the slang and maybe hyunjin too like i can literally hear their voices say "oH cHaNgBiN look at your gYaTt!" seungmin is definitely confused esp when felix busts out the griddy but yk who's even more confused? chris. jisung and felix probably yap enough to changbin and minho about it but chris is just so confused about everything and has to google terms and gets even more confused then when he finds edits of him with comments from stays discussing his gyatt he asks felix and jisung what it means 😭

enha: okay so literally just judging by nikis gorgeously captured childhood he definitely fell into the loop of skibidi toilet probably long before any other idol too bc of his age, tried to introduce jungwon and sunoo to it but they don't understand it/want to understand it. then somehow sunghoon asks niki about it and the two get so invested oh my god 😭 idk guys sunghoon seems like he'd get into really random lore also he's gorgeous but has this ipad kidness about him don't ask why or come at me it's not a bad thing its charm !! anyway they probably have big discussions of the discourse with beomgyu and huening kai (also niki was the one who probably got huening kai and beomgyu into it)

[rmu-vincent]

actually, "rizz" is already in the oxford dictionary, and "sigma" is in the urban dictionary! They're many more examples too, like "skibidi" or "brainrot"

Dear Anon,

Thank you for bringing this to my attention. After having received this message, I feel the need to clarify the points I made in my previous response.

First of all, I take full accountability for the misunderstanding. I should have mentioned that while expressing my opinion on contemporary vocabulary, I was mostly focused on its presence in international academic and professional spheres, as I consider them to be the ones worth paying attention to. Slang terms differ from region to region, and despite being documented and defined, they are not expected to become common knowledge that runs through generations. On the contrary, most slang terms tend to be forgotten after a few months pass; this sets them apart from concepts that are present and understood all around the world.

Secondly, I have always found the presence of slang in dictionaries fascinating. A significant part of the English language used to be jargon and colloquialisms, yet now they are widely recognised as well-known, everyday figures of speech. This is the case with the word "okay," which first appeared as an abbreviation ("O.K.") for "all correct," as well as "cute," which was a contracted version of "acute" in the meaning of "clever" before becoming its own separate word. However, other terms have grown into anachronisms or forgotten alltogether.

In case you have any other information you are willing to share on this subject, please do not hesitate to message me at any time; I value input from people that are a pleasure to have conversations with.

Best regards,

Vincent Edgeworth

[jadelemonadee]

Hear ye, hear ye, my name is Samuel Skibidi

And I present "Free Thoughts on the Looksmaxxing of the Fanum Taxer Sigmas"

Heed not the betas who scream fanum tax

They have not your mewing at gyatt

Oh my Gyatt, tear this dude apart

Ohio and mewing are not a solution

Don't let them lead you sigma

This Beta does not speak for me

Let him be

They're playing a skibidi game

I pray the king shows you his alpha

For rizz, for rizz

Yo, he'd have you all skibidi at the (heed not the betas)

Sound of screams but the (who scream)

Fanum tax is comin' (fanum tax, they)

The have-nots are gonna (have not your)

Win this (mewing)

It's hard to listen to you with a sigma face (at gyatt)

Ohio and mewing already rizz us (Ohio and mewing are not a)

Honestly, you shouldn't even talk (solution)

And what about Boston? (Don't let them)

Look at the rizz, n' all that we've gyatt n' you talk (lead you sigma)

About Sigma? (this Sigma does not speak for me)

My dog speaks more skibidi than thee

(they're playing a skibidi game)

But strangely, your rizz is the same

(I pray the king shows you his alpha)

Is he in Ohio?

(For rizz)

For the fanum tax

(For rizz)

For the fanum tax

Heed

If you repeat yourself again I'm gonna

Scream

Honestly, look at me, please don't rizz

Not your mewing

Don't skibidi the key then not looksmax with me

Why should a tiny gyatt across the sea regulate the price of rizz?

Alexander, please

Burr, I'd rather be beta than skibidi, drop the niceties

OH MY GOD

[flamingfoxninja]

Well this reminds me of some kids I met up the block, a kid named Alfie and his friends, Well we were chatting and all and I gave them some change I got for some sodas since it was pretty hot outside. And you know what they said? They said that I'm a goat. Or well The Goat was the exact phrase here. And I'm sitting there just trying to figure out what they meant by it. Cause you know I may be old but I'm not that mean. And they wereso genuine about it I knew they weren't being mean either. So I asked them. And you what they said? It's an acronym: Greatest Of All Time. Well isn't that something. I mean I try to be a decent guy, but the greatest? They're really sweet those kids.

But now I'm thinking, well listen to this....

<plays tape>: "ya Ohio mogger. You think you're sigma riz? No you were always skibidi sus with looksmaxxing and you're delulu if you think I'm going to let you yeet the bussin goat. Bet."

Now I listen to that and I don't know half the things that's being said. Its probably my age catching up to me. Everything seems to go in one ear and out the other. Even my own thoughts. I'll tell yeah i have to write everything down on my notepad otherwise my wife would be mad if I forget to buy her coffee. In fact I got all the words written down here, at least how I think they are supposed to be written. And the dictionary can't help me, everything is online nowadays so I can't just go grab the dictionary off the shelf to make sure I spelled it right.

Well so I was thinking, the best way of getting anywhere was by going to the source. So I went to little Alfie, a wonderful kid by the way, and he was nice enough to help me with the spelling of these. Even told me what those words mean, like Ohio being "bad". Now I've never been to Ohio myself so they might be exaggerating, but well, kids will be kids.

My point? Oh, I do beg your parden, I don't mean to keep bothering you on this. But you see, Alfie said no one uses "yeet" anymore. No one in Gen Alpha uses it. It's too old school for them, too out of touch with the current generation. I mean, seven years isn't that long of a time for us older folks, but for kids it's like ancient history.

So it struck me as a little funny. What with the tape that we found. If the murderer from Generation Alpha, they wouldn’t have used yeet. It wouldn't be part of their normal speech. But all the other words make sense, too. They weren't misused or incorrectly placed. It was like the murderer knew the definition of the words enough to properly use them but didn't know enough about the current trends to know what words are un fashion. Don't you find that a little odd, Mr. Webster?