#THEY'RE MY SKIBIDI SIGMAS

[adelke]

Guys... I swear... It's peak... Think about it 💕

[emotional-piece-of-meat]

Let me introduce you to this concept: batkids pick a silly t-shirt of the week, in which Brucie will be “accidentally” caught by the paparazzi.

Dick, as a millennial he is, chooses something with mottos like yolo or jokes about coffee. He also has a special love for quotes and puns, which nobody but him finds funny.

Jason does not participate, because he refuses to think about Bruce more than it’s absolutely necessary. And if some t-shirt reminds him of his dad Bruce, well, he just passes by.

Barbara, although she has a wonderful sense of humour, uses her power to spread awareness instead. When an important social or political event takes place in Gotham and beyond its chapels, the choice is hers.

Cass loves matching t-shirts, because it makes her feel that she belongs. Every time it's her turn to pick, newspapers spread out the touching headlines like “Bruce Wayne was caught with his daughter in I'm with stupid t-shirts”.

Steph simply goes to the women's department and chooses one of those ugly Eiffel Tower or a rhinestone “princess” t-shirt. They're also usually pretty tight, and, trust me, the press just loves it.

Tim wake up and choose violence Drake prints t-shirts himself, always putting some brainrot words on them. That's how “what a sigma” and “skibidi toilet rizzler” appeared in Bruce's wardrobe.

Damian takes great pride in his t-shirts, because he draws pictures on them by hand. Nobody could convince him that it's not, in fact, a competition, and he has to make sure that he is winning.

Duke always gives Bruce some niche band t-shirts. Plot twist? These bands do not exist. He just creates them himself and then proceeds to gaslight people, because “what do you mean you don't know batshit on the rooftop? You, uncultured pig! Their music literally changed my life!”.

[kindercelery]

Hey im too shy to ask non anonymously but could u draw elizabeth of york and henry vii they're my pookies 🙏 that'd be so skibidi of u

Here, sigma

[yandereunsolved]

I think it'd be hilarious to see self aware!asoiaf characters react to the cultural differences with the modern world (especially with fem!reader)

Like imagine making a joke about being a virgin nerd, and you have the self aware characters short-circuiting at the idea of "taking your maidenhead" and they also hate that you work because??? Why??? Is not even misogyny (well maybe for Maegor and others it is) but they all agree that it's completely unacceptable that you are being "forced" to work like some common whench

And of course they believe that once being brought into their world you will embrace their medieval values and become a good little wife 💀 (delulu)

They are all so delulu and don't understand brain rot.

Imagine trying to use slang in front of any of the yandere asoiaf characters????

"Rizz."

"You look so skibidi today."

"Yo, dude! You on that sigma grindset today."

"No way in Ohio they did that."

"Fantum tax."

They are all like "is my darling speaking in tongues!?"

Yan Alicent thinks you need an exorcism. ☠️

Yandere Alicent: "They need to be exorcised. This is why I said playing with magic is forbidden!"

Yandere Aegon II: "They're fine." points at darling.

Reader: just wants to fuck with them at this point. "That is so not alpha of you. Look at your pookie. I am okay. I am just currently sit maxxing while waiting for Aemond to stop gooning in the next room over."

[animentality]

i have regrettably been affected with the disease that makes me say shit like glaze, gooner, and rizz.

i tried to fight it, but now they're part of my vocabulary. it's so sad.

but i'll never ever say skibidi or sigma.

my brain is immune to those.

[shibascrem]

ur art is so skibidi sigma 💞💞💞💞💞💯💯💯💯💯🔥🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛 AH AH AH 🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛

That's a first, being called skibidi sigma! THANK YOU! Hey Ma! Check it out, the kids think I'm cool! They're calling my art that "skibidi" thing!

[schnitzelsemmerl]

hiyaaa :3 this is my brainrot version of "legendary" !! if you ever want to use it (doubt anyone wants to) just credit me lmao - contains gen alpha brainrot slang but also some gen z things

it's just me, my gyatt and prime

stuck in fortnite lobby

texting in the discord server you left behind

thinkin' 'bout all these sigmas i'll never get to edge

but oh, i wish i could

so i could get a brawl stars win

'cause i'm stuck with your rizzing

but no clue who you edge

and no idea if you're deleted or a group leader (this makes no sense)

somebody edge me

come and give me a gyatt

if so, then

if i win this round, will i find ya in fortnite?

give me opps and ohio!

give me omegas and betas!

i know battle royale's scary

but i wanna be skibidi!

fight the red flags and livvy haters

the talahons, even rizzlers!

i know battle royale's scary

but i wanna be s-s-s-s-skibidi!

betas in our gooning cave

trying to rizz up my mom

but she's passing on them all

108 old faces of opps who say i can't mog

keep spammin' the chat and it's

gonna break my mewing streak...

'cause they're giving us the ick

dangerous too, i'd fight 'em if i

was half as sigma as you, send me a med kit

come and give me the chug jug

can i do whatever it takes

to keep my mom un-rizzed...?

if so, then

give me opps and ohio!

give me omegas and betas!

i know becoming the rizzler's scary

but i wanna be skibidi!

[ratlesshonret]

Look one by one The sigma reminds me you'll always be skibidi For you Ohio has fallen Now they're gyatt, see now they're gyatt Forever gyatt from the cap that served as my one and only rizz Though it may be sus today Tomorrow I'll be stanning my way

[cosmicalily]

idols who are most likely to follow skibidi lore

txt: beomgyu and huening kai 110% bond over this together. i feel like out of all the idols in kpop, these two would be the most invested in it 😭 they'd definitely do the griddy and call assed gyatts and call each other sigmas. also i can picture them using this to practice their english too 💀 taehyun def bullies these two for it, soobin is kind of just clueless and doesn't rly know what they're on about but let's them have their fun bc it keeps them occupied although he regrets it when they start screaming STICKING OUT YOUR GYATT FOR THE RIZZLER, yeonjun starts using a bit of the slang but doesn't really get involved in the lore but he loves hearing about moas discuss his gyatt and his rizz and calling him a sigma

skz: jisung and felix oh my lord, probably not as open about it as gyu and kai but they still discuss it and joke about it 😭 i can picture jeongin getting a bit involved but just in the slang and maybe hyunjin too like i can literally hear their voices say "oH cHaNgBiN look at your gYaTt!" seungmin is definitely confused esp when felix busts out the griddy but yk who's even more confused? chris. jisung and felix probably yap enough to changbin and minho about it but chris is just so confused about everything and has to google terms and gets even more confused then when he finds edits of him with comments from stays discussing his gyatt he asks felix and jisung what it means 😭

enha: okay so literally just judging by nikis gorgeously captured childhood he definitely fell into the loop of skibidi toilet probably long before any other idol too bc of his age, tried to introduce jungwon and sunoo to it but they don't understand it/want to understand it. then somehow sunghoon asks niki about it and the two get so invested oh my god 😭 idk guys sunghoon seems like he'd get into really random lore also he's gorgeous but has this ipad kidness about him don't ask why or come at me it's not a bad thing its charm !! anyway they probably have big discussions of the discourse with beomgyu and huening kai (also niki was the one who probably got huening kai and beomgyu into it)

[rmu-vincent]

actually, "rizz" is already in the oxford dictionary, and "sigma" is in the urban dictionary! They're many more examples too, like "skibidi" or "brainrot"

Dear Anon,

Thank you for bringing this to my attention. After having received this message, I feel the need to clarify the points I made in my previous response.

First of all, I take full accountability for the misunderstanding. I should have mentioned that while expressing my opinion on contemporary vocabulary, I was mostly focused on its presence in international academic and professional spheres, as I consider them to be the ones worth paying attention to. Slang terms differ from region to region, and despite being documented and defined, they are not expected to become common knowledge that runs through generations. On the contrary, most slang terms tend to be forgotten after a few months pass; this sets them apart from concepts that are present and understood all around the world.

Secondly, I have always found the presence of slang in dictionaries fascinating. A significant part of the English language used to be jargon and colloquialisms, yet now they are widely recognised as well-known, everyday figures of speech. This is the case with the word "okay," which first appeared as an abbreviation ("O.K.") for "all correct," as well as "cute," which was a contracted version of "acute" in the meaning of "clever" before becoming its own separate word. However, other terms have grown into anachronisms or forgotten alltogether.

In case you have any other information you are willing to share on this subject, please do not hesitate to message me at any time; I value input from people that are a pleasure to have conversations with.

Best regards,

Vincent Edgeworth

[jadelemonadee]

Hear ye, hear ye, my name is Samuel Skibidi

And I present "Free Thoughts on the Looksmaxxing of the Fanum Taxer Sigmas"

Heed not the betas who scream fanum tax

They have not your mewing at gyatt

Oh my Gyatt, tear this dude apart

Ohio and mewing are not a solution

Don't let them lead you sigma

This Beta does not speak for me

Let him be

They're playing a skibidi game

I pray the king shows you his alpha

For rizz, for rizz

Yo, he'd have you all skibidi at the (heed not the betas)

Sound of screams but the (who scream)

Fanum tax is comin' (fanum tax, they)

The have-nots are gonna (have not your)

Win this (mewing)

It's hard to listen to you with a sigma face (at gyatt)

Ohio and mewing already rizz us (Ohio and mewing are not a)

Honestly, you shouldn't even talk (solution)

And what about Boston? (Don't let them)

Look at the rizz, n' all that we've gyatt n' you talk (lead you sigma)

About Sigma? (this Sigma does not speak for me)

My dog speaks more skibidi than thee

(they're playing a skibidi game)

But strangely, your rizz is the same

(I pray the king shows you his alpha)

Is he in Ohio?

(For rizz)

For the fanum tax

(For rizz)

For the fanum tax

Heed

If you repeat yourself again I'm gonna

Scream

Honestly, look at me, please don't rizz

Not your mewing

Don't skibidi the key then not looksmax with me

Why should a tiny gyatt across the sea regulate the price of rizz?

Alexander, please

Burr, I'd rather be beta than skibidi, drop the niceties

OH MY GOD

[flamingfoxninja]

Well this reminds me of some kids I met up the block, a kid named Alfie and his friends, Well we were chatting and all and I gave them some change I got for some sodas since it was pretty hot outside. And you know what they said? They said that I'm a goat. Or well The Goat was the exact phrase here. And I'm sitting there just trying to figure out what they meant by it. Cause you know I may be old but I'm not that mean. And they wereso genuine about it I knew they weren't being mean either. So I asked them. And you what they said? It's an acronym: Greatest Of All Time. Well isn't that something. I mean I try to be a decent guy, but the greatest? They're really sweet those kids.

But now I'm thinking, well listen to this....

<plays tape>: "ya Ohio mogger. You think you're sigma riz? No you were always skibidi sus with looksmaxxing and you're delulu if you think I'm going to let you yeet the bussin goat. Bet."

Now I listen to that and I don't know half the things that's being said. Its probably my age catching up to me. Everything seems to go in one ear and out the other. Even my own thoughts. I'll tell yeah i have to write everything down on my notepad otherwise my wife would be mad if I forget to buy her coffee. In fact I got all the words written down here, at least how I think they are supposed to be written. And the dictionary can't help me, everything is online nowadays so I can't just go grab the dictionary off the shelf to make sure I spelled it right.

Well so I was thinking, the best way of getting anywhere was by going to the source. So I went to little Alfie, a wonderful kid by the way, and he was nice enough to help me with the spelling of these. Even told me what those words mean, like Ohio being "bad". Now I've never been to Ohio myself so they might be exaggerating, but well, kids will be kids.

My point? Oh, I do beg your parden, I don't mean to keep bothering you on this. But you see, Alfie said no one uses "yeet" anymore. No one in Gen Alpha uses it. It's too old school for them, too out of touch with the current generation. I mean, seven years isn't that long of a time for us older folks, but for kids it's like ancient history.

So it struck me as a little funny. What with the tape that we found. If the murderer from Generation Alpha, they wouldn’t have used yeet. It wouldn't be part of their normal speech. But all the other words make sense, too. They weren't misused or incorrectly placed. It was like the murderer knew the definition of the words enough to properly use them but didn't know enough about the current trends to know what words are un fashion. Don't you find that a little odd, Mr. Webster?

[daydream-the-demon]

I hate Gen Z-A slang, please bring me back to the 1920s.

My name is Alastor, I come from the 1920s and here is my list of all the slang I know of this era.

(To be serious, I SERIOUSLY hate Gen Z-A slang and here is a list of everything I know.)

*Ahem-*

Gyatt - Ass

Rizz - Short for charisma, used to mean trying to win someone over

Fanum Tax - I have no idea, to be honest. All I know is that it's about a YouTuber. Some sort of taxation thing maybe???

W and F - Win and fail

Skibidi Toilet - (Please no I hate this, I practically break down and cry when I hear this, I can't take it anymore) A series about a head coming out of a toilet singing "Skibidi Dub Dub Dub Yes Yes" with surveillance camera and TV-head people (Vox I am going to kill you)

Mewing - An incel thing to make your jaw sharper (somehow), it's bogus. I see Valentino doing it all the time.

Furry - I get called this because of my ears. People who believe they're an animal, and end up dressing up in costumes to look like the animals they think they are.

Alpha - The leader of the pack based on debunked wolf terminology. I also get called that due to my ears.

Beta - Someone below the Alpha tier.

Sigma - I'm pretty sure this is someone below the Beta tier.

Slay - A term usually used by the gay community to others to say "nice" or "win"

Girlboss - Can be applied to any gender, used to signify feminine dominance

Queen - Can be applied to any gender, a combination of "Slay" and "Girlboss"

King - Masculine gender specific, a combination of "Slay" and "Girlboss." I get called the "Furry Alpha King."

Glowup - To make someone, a character usually, more "Slay" and "Girlboss"

Please do not correct me. Find it funny as you will. I will not be learning Gen Z-A slang, let me live the 1920s.

All of the events mentioned are real. I do in fact get called the "Furry Alpha King."

Please reply anything I missed.

[rice-ballin]

FILL IN THE BLANK BY CAR SEAT HEADREST BUT IF IT WAS BASEDPILLED WILL TOLEDOMAXXING

I'm so sick of, taxing my fanum Rizz up more, rizz up nothing If I were splitmaxxed in two I would just goon my gyatt So I can goon up the rizz of me

You have no rizz to be sigma You haven't gyatted hard enough to cook it Haven't rizzed enough of this gyatt yet But it sus, it sus, it sus, it sus Well stop your gooning, try agyatt No one wants to cause you skibidi They're just trying to let fanum tax But you hold your gyatt, you hold your gyatt, you rizz it Hold my gyatt, I hold my gyatt, I rizz it

I've known for a long skibidi I'm not gyatting what I rizz out of sigmas It took me a long skibidi To figure out I don't know rizz I gyatt So you'll ask "Ohio?" and there will be no backrooms Then you'll ask "How big is that gyatt?" and there will be no backrooms Then you'll ask "Only in Ohio?" and there'll be no backrooms And eventually you will fanum tax

You have no rizz to be sigma You haven't gyatted hard enough to cook it Haven't rizzed enough of this gyatt yet But it sus, it sus, it sus, it sus Well stop your gooning, try agyatt No one wants to cause you skibidi They're just trying to let fanum tax But you hold your gyatt, you hold your gyatt, you rizz it Hold my gyatt, I hold my gyatt, I rizz it

I get edged From Freddy Fazbear Saying "Skibidi Toilet" I get edged From the rizzlers Saying "Skibidi Toilet" I get edged From Sigma Saying "Skibidi Toilet"

I've got a rizz to be sigma I've given every griddy I had to uncanny I have rizzed too much of this gyatt, yes And it sus, it sus, it sus, it sus And I will never see the griddy (so stop your gooning agyatt again) That I've seen mewing in your gyatt (no one wants to cause you skibidi) You just want to see me rizz you (they're just trying to let fanum tax) So I'll hold my gyatt, I hold my gyatt, I rizz it Hold my gyatt, I hold my gyatt, I hold my gyatt, I hold my gyatt I hold my gyatt, I hold my gyatt, I hold my gyatt

[slutty-spider-talk]

Howdy there!

It's slang Anon.

Now that you've got a kid and another is on the way, you've got to prepare yourselves for when the brats become teenagers and begin using slang.

Here's your first lesson. (listen up. All of yall.)

Allow me to demonstrate the things they might be saying.

Chat, this new hazbin hotel is so skibidi fortnite gyatt gacha devils don't fly emo sigma. The owner of the hotel is so down bad for her gf. it's mad sigma. angel lowkey the rizzler pulled two mans with one wink. W in the chat. Check, check eaglessss. IT'S TUESDAY, BROTHERRRR, Turtle! Hide in my shell! GET UPPPPPPP!

HUSKY! HELP! THEY'RE SPEAKIN' IN TONGUES AGAIN. @barcatchatter

[eclipseofthemoonsmood]

Someone Edited My Drawing and Sent Me Hate. Hey Sclae and unotuno73. You're not funny. <3

So I got 2 notifications on Pinterest from this Sclae person, one of which they saved one of my created pins. Which was one of my older drawings. An OC named Hermone.

Then, in the second notification, they replied to one of my comments on someone else's post. It was of an OC that looked very similar to mine. So I made a satire joke about how there wasn't any originality left in the world bc nearly all OC's that aren't a creature are similar. ( Like i said, this was satire. But from the look of my replies someone didn't understand that. )

Anyway, this person followed me on Tumblr. Then, they sent me 2 Asks.

This unotuno73 person sent me another 2 Asks. This is 4 Asks in all.

Each one contained a different picture. These pictures were ( I'm assuming ) Hate memes. In each meme, the picture above, my OC- was featured in each of them. I don't know how old these kids are, but judging from the Skibidi Sigma memes that are contained in each photo, they must be pretty young. ( I have a feeling that both accounts might be the same person on some alt acct )

The first one here, is from unotuno73:

Not too bad. But then we see the next one, which is from Sclae.

Now this is plain disrespectful to me, my art, and my OC. I don't appreciate this.

This 3rd one is from unotuno73 again.

Endearing, I must say. But not very original. However, these editing skills are mediocre but have room for improvement.

The last one is from Sclae again.

I don't even know what to do with this. All I know is Lin Manuel Miranda did not deserve to be included in this Skibidi Brainrot.

I will say this. This is directed to @sclae and @unotuno73.

( Before I say this, I'm saying this as a person who takes these Asks as cyberbullying. I don't know if this was the intention or some twisted way of showing that you liked the art. If you meant this as appreciation and NOT bullying, please tell me!! )

Even if you guys don't realize it, this can hurt people. Genuinely, please don't disrespect artists and their hard work this way. These characters I create are my own creation, and I don't like them being used in this way. I am not young enough to understand these memes and what they're supposed to mean, but I am old enough to make the mature decision and try and nicely correct them publicly. These memes did not hurt my pride. But if you keep doing this, especially to artists that are younger, more sensitive- you can really hurt their feelings and possibly mental health. I don't know what you are going through irl, but I can say that no one deserves their art to be made fun of this way. If I receive any more things from you, I will block both of you.

This is aimed for EVERYONE WHO SEES THIS POST. PLEASE DO NOT ATTACK THESE USERS. THEY ARE MOST LIKELY MINORS AND DON'T REALIZE WHAT A DIGITAL FOOTPRINT IS. I just wanted to make this known publicly to them and everyone who has done or is thinking of doing something similar, that this is not cool or funny. Like, at all. Artists, whether they still be learning and studying their craft, or masters, do not deserve to be made fun of. No matter what age. Old or young.