#THEY'RE HUBBIES??

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Heyyy!! Garsako is my fav ship and I'm so happy I stumbled upon your amazing artwork! Can I request Misako flirting with Oni Garmadon? And Garmadon getting flustered?? Thanks in advance!

Misako with oni garmadon,, <3

[somepsychopomp]

More omega!Odysseus & alpha!Penelope thoughts

Continuation of my omegaverse ideas (found here)

Also while nothing explicit happens there's a little spice down the line.

Odysseus and Penelope definitely had their first serious argument before they were even married. While still courting/betrothed, it turns into a huge fight over who's going to be bearing the children once they're wedded and mated.

Not that Odysseus thinks his wife should be doing it, but that he should be the sole bearer with no exceptions! And the problem is that Penelope insists on the exact opposite...

Penelope was raised as a woman in Sparta so no matter her secondary gender, she was going to be taught to be tough. Her being an alpha just so happened to give her all sorts of special privileges and respect when she saw with her own eyes the many ways omegas were disregarded and looked down upon. (And let's say that Sparta has a famously low population of omegas because they view them as too weak to survive & just don't choose to keep most omega babies)

So growing up in that environment, when Penelope finds the omega she wants to spend the rest of her life with, the omega who's as precious to her as all the jewels in the world and as beautiful as the stars in the sky, there's no fucking way she's going to treat Odysseus as a slave or pet. She's going to defy Sparta's crusty traditions by carrying their children, even as an alpha. She doesn't care if it's "emasculating" (or like, the equivalent of emasculating for alphas).

Penelope loves her soon-to-be husband and will not make him carry her children or be treated as if that's all he's good for.

In contrast, Odysseus grew up in a culture with more omegas where he wasn't as much of an oddity. Yes, it's still a bit strange for the crown prince to be an omega, but he's more than proven his worth through his intelligence, cunning, and his surprising degree of physical strength for an omega (thanks to him being a prince, he was taught to hunt. And thanks to Athena, he was taught to fight).

As he grew up, Odysseus rejected alpha after alpha, suitor after suitor, not at all appreciating the ways they tended to underestimate or belittle him, until he met a particular Spartan princess. He becomes convinced that they were made for each other. There was no feat of strength that the other could not match, for each was a skilled athlete. There was no riddle one could propose that the other could not answer in time. The one way they differed was when it came to strings; Penelope was a fabulously talented weaver while Odysseus was a masterful archer.

(At first, Penelope tried to court Ody with a newly woven cloak and he attempted to impress her by doing cool trick shots- basically trying to stifle their secondary genders by doing what "typical" men and women did to court each other. Then they figure out the other is down bad and they stop trying to hide their true selves.)

And by the gods, Odysseus was going to make Penelope his and he was going to treat her right. And that includes giving her strong, healthy children.

The fact that childbearing was a dangerous and oftentimes deadly event was no secret to either of them. As Ithaca's future king, he would gladly protect his wife from such danger by having their children himself.

Which, Penelope points out, is exactly why he shouldn't be the carrier at all! His people need him- he cannot risk his life for something so unnecessary when his future wife & alpha is more than willing to take that risk.

Aha! Odysseus says, already having his retort ready. Is Penelope insisting that he, an omega, is not fit enough to take up such dangerous work? That he is weak?

Oh, Penelope says, rising to his challenge. Then is Odysseus content to enforce his will over her as a man? Will he deny her her own freedom by refusing to grant her the opportunity to carry their children?

(AKA they basically invent a super weird field of gender politics and keep trying to one-up the other and twist their words around)

Their whole debate goes on for weeks or even months on end, with the core of their argument being, "I love you, I want to be your mate, and I will not let you suffer needless pain if I can take it in your stead."

But they can't keep debating forever when both their parents want to see them married sooner rather than never.

They have their wedding on Ithaca when Odysseus' next heat draws near, just to increase the chances of successful consummation. And let's just say that while the wedding itself goes by smoothly, their wedding bed basically sees war as these two have some of the craziest, nastiest, most confusing sex ever as Odysseus desperately wants to bottom and Penelope really, really wants to top the banging hot omega begging her for it. But at the same time, Penelope keeps trying to ignore her instincts and coax him into topping and it happens to feel really strange but really good for them both but also Ody desperately wants to be the one to conceive–

By the time Odysseus' heat is over, they honestly have no idea who's gotten who knocked up. And hey, wouldn't it be hilarious if they happened to get each other pregnant?

Thankfully, or not, they get their answer soon enough. Penelope waits and prays for the telltale signs of pregnancy to kick in- the fatigue, hunger, morning sickness, etc...

Only to wake up to the sound of her beloved Odysseus dry heaving over the side of the bed. A little visit from the palace healers confirms it.

He won.

Penelope wishes she could sulk or complain, and for like 2 whole seconds, she contemplates telling the healers to mix an abortifacient right there and then because she's not thinking about the baby. She's thinking about her omega's future health/safety, but she takes one look at Odysseus' face and his tears of joy & she simply can't deny the fact that her inner alpha is jumping up and down, elated to know that her mate is with child.

"Don't be so disappointed, my beloved." Odysseus says, laughing as she holds him in her arms and kisses his hair, eyes, lips, nose, and wherever else she can reach, "Why don't you take the honor of naming them?"

Her?

Penelope is shocked. She will not have her omega go through the pains and difficulties of birth just to refuse him the right to name his own child!

And thus, a whole new debate begins.

[necroticboop]

— you've lost.

[a-wandering-robin]

Art for Pride Day 4: "Poly"

[mayxo-hxh]

I just LOVE how Illumi's eyes, despite endlessly dark in color, reflects the light surrounding it SO beautifully

Reflects his aura just wonderfully, the sunset in the hunter exam, the blue from Milluki's computer screens.... Like oh my god he really just has the prettiest eyes like EVER

[meirimerens]

slightly on the topic of the last ask slightly/alot not but: in general how do you think sticky, and especially murky interact with dankovsky? like sticky seeing him as a doctor/role model in that way seems quite natural. how do you think sticky sees rubin? do they bond.. they have a lot of similarities in my mind: both under isidor but NOT the heir. obviously applies more to rubin as hes the same age as artemy but lieke.. yeah. also, sticky also has that My Only Interest Is Medicine/ very studious in a way that artemy is not implied to have been to the same extent [as rubin at least, or not at first at home] . okay this ask started off with me wanting to ask about murky and dankovsky and i got distracted.. anyway: thoughts on murky and daniil? do u like the common hc that they bond over beetles? does he see his younger self in her standoffish autistic swag. would she paint him in the family portrait. etc. sorry for the essay in yr askbox

sticky considers dankovsky a Medical Role Model in the way he only half does burakh, not as a values thing but as a percentage thing. burakh's practice hinges in both his Capital knowledge and the steppe ways of his father and his communities whereas dankovsky is pure unfiltered Capital (and westbound) knowledge. dankovsky brings last year's Medical Knowledge Treatise (not the current year's, people need those) to sticky who's obsessed with the slightly gross anatomical lithographs in it (i know this because i've written it). i think he doesn't like. think much. of rubin. beyond "under/after a burakh but not the heir", they have very little in common. rubin has a whole airport worth of baggage wrt heritage and heirness, it's particularly more visible in P2 since he and burakh have actually very few interactions in P1; whereas in p1 he was put forward to be formally adopted as a foster son, that is not a thing in p2, it's actually way funnier (as in painful and cruel), instead he says of isidor [to artemy] "your father", "your father", until he stops and says "father", "father", putting himself as a burakh heir. it's less about being on a same plane as artemy, a brother to him, it's about being him. when the game dev docs call him "artemy's doppeldanger", that's very much this. Anyways i don't think Sticky cares much about him. they have little in common, sticky doesn't have a tenth of the Heritage bagage Rubin has, and while rubin shoulders burakh in his practice and sticky can be #inspired, he neither has the novelty of dankovsky's Capital Endeavors nor the utmost respect sticky owes burakh for literally saving his life. he's also over 2m tall (6'9"), generally grumpy, and vaguely scary. and still sneers and barks at burakh even years after The Event because he still has the heritage en travers de la gorge + grieving and coping. bad.

as far as murky goes i don't think she cares much about dankovsky at first either. she can get sick in p1 bachelor route, but for the endeavor of us making a story with a certain linearity and mashing all of the routes into one, she does not, and only gets sick from the obligatory p2 All Children Sick event. same as sticky wrt rubin, she doesn't owe dankovsky her life (does not realize it. in the event of a linear story, dankovsky did very much help this guy greatly. tons, in fact. but it is not dankovsky who visited her when ill and promise to save her from the illness. these two, too, i don't think have much in common to start off. she is not stand-offish in the way that he is, i don't personally hc dankovsky as autistic so that would not be in my instance something that they find a mirror between each other over, his grief as an adult man over failure (or feeling of it) is completely unlike her own childhood grief of losing both parents and having the man who (she considers) is their murderer walk around the community, be relied upon and loved. grief rewires a person (real #grievingheads rise up) but it did not rewire them the same and they do not exteriorize it the same at all. she does come around to him, from 1) having seen him around already and he's not that bad 2) that's Old Man's Man and if old man Good and Loving then by extension... etc. she Does draw a family portrait i know it for a fact. she does it and never mentions anything of it. that's just her silent way of saying "you cool so we cool👍" i do fw the beetle bonding heavy though i do. i don't think dankovsky brings his collection to ToG (incl. because some of it is at his dad's) but during a visit to the town his Old Ways catch up to him and he gets enthusiastic bout some beetle crawling around and catches it. starts telling everyone about it. murky fw his collecting ways (she collects plant specimens [including hers] and rocks) so she trails him around and starts asking him about other bugs that are Not Beetles because she thinks it makes sense they be grouped together and he has to be like i'm so sorry i have no idea what this thing is. (eventually he gets himself an entomology book and they start bugwatching together. love prevails etc)

[derelictdumbass]

Did the festive YCH's as well bc I cannot get over how cute the style is and I love lil grimmy sm <333 Also just having a ton of fun drawing my Sunshine in diff outfits lol

[cupophrogs]

Hey drew….so

How are you holding up. I mean. That bomb shell must of been a lot for yah.

Did uncle bug have another name?

"Oh yeah, "Bug" is his nickname, everybody calls him that. Here, I've got a picture of and old magazine cover he got on"

(Click for better quality 🙄 tumbler nerfed the colors)

Introducing, at long fucking last, Charles "Bug" Welldam (And Poppet Spring) Age: 52 (current), 28 (depicted)

Charles is an old southern beau living just outside of the college town Drew lives in, and the writer and director of Poppet's Travelling Circus, an animated adaptation of his puppet show of the same name. He is an avid lover of clowns, puppets, and other silly, colourful things. And much like the well-known face of his show, Charles is jovial, curious, and always willing to lend a hand.

"He's got a whole room at his house for his puppets and his paintings! Poppet's my favourite, probably his, too!"

[goldenamaranthe-blog]

Okay but that makes me think of a scenario where blake jokingly calls Yang her hubbie and yang calls her her wifey and it annoys the hell out of everyone everytime they do it

Good, Gods, this is amazing! Let's fricken go!

*_*_*_*_*_*_*_*_*_*

Ruby: Thanks again for inviting us over for dinner, Blake!

Weiss: Yes, thank you so much for the invitation.

Blake: (from the kitchen) You're welcome. It's the least we can do after you guys helped Yang and I get our stuff moved in.

Ruby: It was no problem! What're teammates and sisters for?! But, where is Yang?

Blake: (placing serving dishes filled with food on the table) She should be here soon, but I can give her a call. She had to make a quick run. (pulls out her scroll and dials Yang's number)

Yang: (answers her scroll on her headset as she's driving Bumblebee 2.0 home) Hey, babe! I'm on my way home now. I should be there in about five minutes.

Blake: (rolls her eyes with a smile before teasing with a shit-eating grin) Well, hurry up. We have company, and they're beginning to wonder where my wonderful hubby is.

Yang: (loosens her grip on the throttle momentarily before picking up speed) Maybe they're just wondering how long they'll get to have my beautiful, amazing, totally sexy wifey to themselves before I get home.

Blake: (blushes with a smirk) Oh, please. As if anyone could compare to you, my blazing fireball of love. They're just counting the seconds until you grace them with your presence.

Yang: (snickers) Save some compliments for when I get there, babe. I might need a little extra sweetness tonight.

Blake: (playfully) Sweetness? I thought you liked it when things got a little spicy.

Yang: (full blown flirting) Only in combat, my gorgeous goddess. When it comes to you, it's all about the sweetness mixed with the spice.

Blake: (twirling her hair around her finger) Well, I'll make sure to have a dessert that matches your taste—sweet and just a hint of mischief.

Yang: (laughing giddily) Deal! I'll see you in a few!

*CLICK*

Blake: (stares at her scroll with a dumb smile on her face before turning back to the table) Uh...

Ruby & Weiss: (looks of pure disgust and diabetic illness spread across their faces)

Ruby: The dessert is right there, Blake!!! (points to the cherry pie on the table)

Blake: (blushes awkwardly) Ummmmm...

Weiss: Good, Gods! Control yourself, you bisexual biohazard! We're about to eat!

[emononbinarybat]

GUYS HEAR ME OUT

@sadcabbages @normystical VEX X COMTRAGEDY IS CANON BECAUSE I WANT MORE FANARTS OF THEM!!!!!!!!!🗣🗣🗣‼️‼️‼️💥💥💥🦅🦅🦅

[swordymacaroni]

🎀Men need to stop saying "You look good without makeup" and start saying

"Na kajre ki dhaar,

na motiyo ke haar,

na koyi kiya shingaar,

phir bhi kitni sundar ho"

[the-crow-binary]

Dracula: Damn, I'd love to have raw gay sex right now.

Death: I'm always here to serve you, master. 👉👈🥰🥺

Dracula: Actually. Goes to fuck Hector

Death:

[bassistforhired]

Do you guys think Brendon and Dallon might be blood related? Here's some parallel and conflicts.

Mormons

Has half siblings (if I'm correct by Dallon, but confirmed by Brendon)

From Utah

Neurodivergent

People has pointed out some of Brendon's Autism traits, but somewhat different from Dallon.

Interests

Few facial similarities

Personality traits

How they bond

Dog person

Bottoms

Talents and abilities (except for legs)

Now conflicts

Haven't talked or seen in years

Dallon's very odd DNA search? (They mentioned their dna is never be founded)

Year and location

Type of LDS church

Genetics' conflict

I would like to hear y'all's thoughts and theories upon these ideas!

[alaestor]

RadioDust Print Redraw Twitter/ Tumblr thread 🧵

Wherein I compile redraws of that print (I'll update this list whenever I see smth new on there. Be sure to follow these artists on twt if you have an acct OR on here ;>)

[aqqleshiqqing-archive]

ethan don't look moment ....

[randomnameless]

Why is Heroes trying to state that a post-VW Claude never tells the truth about the Relics to any of his classmates, or at least not Marianne, even if it puts them in danger?

Like, Marianne would never say "i'll never allow this sword to leave my grasp for as long as i live" if she knew that sword was actually a person going through unimaginable suffering, let alone that using it is going to cause her to turn into Momo 2.0; but why didn't Claude warn her of that then, be it the one from her world or the one talking to her right there?

I'd say because Relics and Nabateans stuff is the "fantasy" or "FE-ish" element Fodlan has.

The FEH devs can't talk about the war (they already tried and we ended up with Supreme Leader being rebutted by Lissa out of anyone!) and at the end of the day, unlike Elibe, Magvel, Fates (rev especially) or even Tellius, Fodlan's endgame is only "and now Lord X/Billy rules over the continent, the end".

Sure, Mole People are (sometimes) killed, but if you don't engage with their backstory - the main conflict behind the scenes, bar "human X wants new lands, human Y wants money" - it's suprisingly empty. A!Marianne being from Post TS, they can't come up with a plot centered on tea time and academy days - and R!Ingrid showed that they only managed to craft a bootleg copy of Awakening that, imo, pissed people more than anything else.

(FE13 worked because Lucina told warned everyone about Robin, and the cast took countermeasures based on her intel - that's how Basilio survives!)

As for Marianne following Momo's footsteps if she has too much fun with her relic...

Well, it's something that was always there in FE Fodlan (in Cat and Linhardt's support : Cat basically tells him that even if she has the matching crest and all, using a Relic is taxing and "eats away at her soul", suggesting that you can't exclusively fight with a Relic and it has its drawbacks, now 10k years of lore question is if every family who has a relic knows it and knows how their usage should be limited (maybe Rhea told them, or they discovered it on their own?) or not?) but alas never explained, because the number one rule in this verse is to never ever give Nabatean related content any spotlight.

At least FEH wise, Claude never told his classmates that Flayn can be skewered for shiny daggers, or crust soda - but yeah, Marianne refusing to part with Chantal's femur suggests she might follow in Momo's footsteps.

If only she had a friend who came from a family that descends from an Elite and most likely used their Relic for more than one generation... I guess Syrup spilled water on the important "please don't overuse your relics" papers, that's why the Gonerils can't warn Marianne about the side-effects of using dragon parts?

FWIW, I'm not even suer Claude knows that overusage of a Relic can turn someone in a Momo, they only got the memo for crestless people, but never for crested ones.

what not having a support with any church member does to a mf