#THEY'RE BEST FRIENDS YOUR HONOR

[julientel]

Astarion has zero patience

NOT A SHIP

[phantobats]

If Battinson ever gets Jason as a Robin, I need Vic and Jason to be best buddies who grew up in Gotham's grimiest parts together.

Vic: H-he really lets you go out like- like that?

Jason, grumbling as he takes sips of his slushie: Oh, get off my ass about it, will ya? I didn't pick the uniform.

Vic, pointedly looking away: . . . Must be cold at- at night.

Jason: Do you want me to shove this straw up your nose?

[fleeglefazbeagle]

Considering how once episode 5 and 6 are done, Martin and his crew are gonna make that "Showstoppers Incorporated" series from what I've gathered, I only have one particular wish....

Have these two interact and for the love of God, let it be genuine and wholesome!

I want Mortality to show some genuine whimsy and feel like he's a guardian angel(bonus points if that's the twist).

I want these two to be buddies much to Bon's dismay, I want Mortality to be basically Banny's bodyguard.

Think about it, in the Boozoo's Ghosts video during the scene where Ebenezer Boozoo was scolding Janitor Banny for accidentally breaking a mug, Mortality was there watching from the window, I can imagine he must be pissed at Ebenezer for being a jerk to Banny over a simple mistake.

Imagine how Mortality probably is gonna be with Bon, just glaring at him whenever he so much as enters the room.

I want Bon to feel unsettled, have him feel like he's fucked if he acts like a jerk towards Banny around Mortality.

I know it's just me with my wishful thinking but God damnit, I want it to happen, I would be so happy if it does happen!

[what-have-i-unleashed]

stealing this idea from @howlsofbloodhounds since it's been in my head for too long...

i need a the something new player, dusttale player, and horrortale player to be friends so bad. they're online friends in a group chat and they always talk about stuff related to their version of the undertale game. it would be so fun to have a chat fic with them. i have some ideas right now.

something new player: goes by xXx_ki11er_mimi_xXx

coquette girlie, super fan of hello kitty and kuromi

they are a gamer that owns a modified version of undertale that has turned into a creepypasta sort of something new au

self-taught computer science nerd, a valued member of the local hackerspace

they love to do some cyber activism and gray-hat hacking from time to time

super proud of and obsessed with their greatest creation: k1ll_sans

they brag about killer to the other two all the time

dusttale player: goes by DASH1002

competitive gamer, professional speedrunner, and occasional faceless streamer

college student majoring in biochemistry

they are unsure about whether to pursue a career in streaming or biochem engineering after graduation

they drink way too much monster energy

they have been playing undertale for so many times that the game starts to glitch and introduces a whole new "secret storyline"

they often rant about how frustrating to beat murder!sans since "the ai gets too clever sometimes"

horrortale player: goes by SugarWoe

amateur mystery writer

they join a facebook group of other writers and are working on self-publishing their first novel

they played undertale for two runs and then quit because it was too difficult for them

the other two sometimes lovingly mock them for being a loser and quitter, and they snark back a lot

definitely the most unhinged of them all - often they give a lot of out-of-pocket advice to the other two

they often say things that are scarily accurate about the stories of the aus without realizing it

[annemarieyeretzian]

orym sitting on fearne’s shoulder because there’s two feet of snow on the ground 🥹

[vertexline]

Shovel is the best character in the entire game, and I'll die on that hill <3

[sop-soap]

[anonduck07]

"You're stuck on a desert island with two drivers excluding your teammate, who are you picking?"

"Well to be honest anything I do with Daniel for example, right? It's just- you're laughing constantly cause he's just... Daniel!"

Max that wasn't the question 😭😭

(Credit to @/ricstappen on tiktok I just thought the tumblr girlies would want to see this too)

[evilkaeya]

HOW HAVE I NEVER SEEN THIS BEFORE

[depexpressoinhoodie]

So...here i am! This Is the result of my two favorite blondes with the outfits swapped.

[fallen-goldfishcracker]

Is anyone else crying thinking about how physically affectionate Inej is able to be Jesper? Inej has this horrible trauma, and explicitly said that contact with others is difficult, and yet there are so many instances in the book of her hugging Jesper, of him hooking his arm through hers, of her getting on her tiptoes and kissing him in the cheek.

That she feels safe enough around him to be so casually affectionate- shows not only her incredible emotional strength- but also the amount of trust, and of love, she must have in him.

With Jesper, Inej feels safe. With Jesper, Inej is allowed to be light and fun and just a little bit silly, acting like the teenager she should be.

I love these two so much :)

[my-name-is-apollo]

Hermes' fondest and loyal brothers <3

Martianus Capella, "On the seven disciplines"

[bee-birb]

drew me some happy tommy

and then i decided that he should be sad too and drew my favorite ✨angsty🫧 scene

tried something different with the side povs but whatevs

friendssssssss ✨🐝💿🫧

[sunyandmony]

Does catnap, ever do anything mysterious sometimes?

Dogday ponders for a while before finally answering, a little giggly.

"Well, not that I know of... What I find mysterious myself is how he can very easily fall asleep on command.... He once fell asleep on top of a tree..."

[cephalog0d]

JL Drabble - "Fairy Tale"

((Day 20 of @fluff-cember, some Wally and Shayera for @dangerousdan-dan that ended up way longer than I meant it to. XD This isn't a specific point in canon or a specific villain, although you could call it some version of Mirror Master if you want to.))

“I am done playing your games!” Shayera shouted, hands tightening on her mace. “Let him go, or I will make you!” It had taken her days of searching and brute-forcing her way through stupid, pointless puzzles to reach this point and she was entirely out of patience.

A thousand laughing voices echoed from a thousand glittering mirrors around the hall.

“Threaten all you like,” the voice said. “It will do no good.”

“Fine.” She hefted her mace and lunged forward to the closest mirror.

“Your simple mortal weapons-” the voice started only to break into an unholy shriek as her simple but not exactly mortal weapon shattered the mirror into nothing but a cloud of sparkling dust.

“No!” the voice shrieked at her, reverberating from the remaining mirrors. “You can’t!” One of the nearby ones exploded of its own accord, razor sharp shards spraying over her and slicing into her skin.

Shayera ignored it and ran forward, smashing as she went.

“Flash!” she shouted, trying to focus past the furious, frightened screams of whatever third-rate magician had decided to kidnap her friend and set up this whole stupid test. It got a little quieter with every mirror she destroyed, but there were still far too many.

Finally, underneath the repeated shrieks of “stop” and “no” and “you’ll pay for this” and all that usual nonsense she heard a different voice, distant and strangely warped. She followed it to a full length mirror tucked back in one corner, turned to face the wall. With a surge of strength she grabbed it and hauled it around.

Wally stared back at her, wide-eyed behind his mask, hands pressed to the inside of the glass.

Technically, Shayera didn’t know what breaking the mirror would do. It might release her friend, or it might shatter him into a bunch of tiny fragments.

The way all the other mirrors rose in pitch, vibrating and bursting in a last ditch effort to stop her as she drew back her mace, made her think she was on the right track, though. She swung at the large mirror in front of her.

It exploded, huge shards flying past her, adding more fresh cuts to the ones she already had, but she didn’t care. She dropped her mace and lunged forward to catch Wally as he toppled out of frame, hastily dragging him backwards as what had been some sort of portal closed up behind him, leaving nothing but plain, broken wood.

The other mirrors wailed at her, but all the nearby ones had already burst, leaving them impotent for the moment.

“Are you okay?” she asked, squeezing Wally in a quick, tight hug before steadying him on his feet.

“Are you?” he asked a little frantically. Shayera glanced down at how bloody she looked and shrugged.

“I’ve had worse. You up for breaking a few more mirrors?”

“Yeah, I think I’ve had enough self-reflection,” Wally said with a smirk, bouncing on his toes a little.

“Oh good, you’re fine.”

((Crossposted to AO3))

[annemarieyeretzian]

fearne apologizing “I’m sorry, orym.” and orym saying “don’t, no, you’re good. you’re good, fearnie.” 🥺