#THEY'RE ALL IN LOOOOOVE YOUR HONOR

[13keithxpidge13]

Omega Pav wants to scent mark his pack every five seconds. He /needs/ them covered in his scent so they know he loves them and that he knows that they love him back. It's just a way for him to comfort himself while also to show his overflowing affection for all of his friends the only way he knows how; by being as physical as he possibly can with them.

Alpha Hobie takes to it with ease. He settles comfortably whenever Pav pulls him close and rubs their hands together, whether it's their wrists or necks, Hobie lets him do what he wants and reciprocates the affection with eagerness. Out of all the spiders, Pav is the closest with Hobie in terms of being able to show affection, Hobie has always been willing to receive it.

Beta Gwen takes a few tries to get her to really be more open to it. She nearly punches Pav square in the face completely on instinct when he gets too close without permission the first time. But, after a few attempts, she finally allows it and, ever since, she'll let him slip his hand into hers or hug her tightly and rub their glands together, scents mixing.

Omega Miles is the most difficult to get to come around. Despite how he may come across, he doesn't really take to physical affection like the rest of them do. After the events of The Spot, his inner Omega practically curls in on itself and hides itself away to protect itself from further harm; physically and emotionally. Miles and Gwen are awkward around each other for the longest time. He and Pav aren't much better because, well, they don't really know each other. But, Pav would like to know him more, if Miles would let him. Hobie seems to be the only one Miles allows himself to get closer. Well, perhaps it's because Hobie forces himself past Miles barriers and drapes himself over his back or hugs him from the side. But, Pav doesn't want to overstep his boundaries so he plays it safe.

He'll gently graze their fingers together or he'll bump shoulders with Miles after a job well done. When they have movie nights, Pav will stay close to Miles and lean his head on his arm and nuzzle against him. Miles slowly starts accepting more and more from Pav until finally, he lets Pav rub the glands on their necks together, intertwining their scents and making their inner omegas coo and rumble with satisfaction.

When Hobie gets wind, he immediately rushes over to Miles as soon as they are each other again and drags Miles into his arms so he can rumble and nose at the scent glands on his neck. Miles squeals and Hobie chuckles and playfully scents him as the Omega swats him away and rubs at his marked throat.

"You guys are fucking /insatiable/," Miles curses and Pav giggles, draping himself over his back but Miles allows it so it's safe to say he isn't actually upset.

"We just loooove you," Pav coos. "Let us love you!"

"Ain't that bloody right," Hobie says and comes up right in front of Miles so both he and Pav are hugging him from either side. "Let us love ya', yeah? Our lil' Brooklyn-baby."

Miles grumbles but doesn't protest and lets them do what they please. He comes home smelling obnoxiously like his two packmates and it takes /days/ for their scents to wash out...not that he was complaining.

The next time Gwen comes over, he walks over hesitantly and bumps their shoulders together. She turns to look at him, confused but hope burns brightly in her eyes and Miles turns away but opens his arms up to her and Gwen perks up.

She /slams/ into him and Miles immediately begins to purr with affection.

"I'm sorry," She sniffles, tears dribbling down her cheeks. "I'm sorry, Miles. Please believe me."

"I do," Miles tells her honestly. "I forgive you, Gwen."

And, for now, that's enough.

[sukunas-princess]

I wanna talk about Vocalist Sukuna again because I can and nobody can stop me. More specifically about his pet tortoise (but that's just because I really want a tortoise. Leave me alone). He loooooves loves loves loves giving his little guy all his favorite snackies and he posts enough videos about him feeding his tortoise that you could honestly compile them into a ASMR video you could play while you're trying to sleep.

One of the fans' favorites is when it was summer time, Sukuna brought a giant ass watermelon back from the grocery store. And everybody who watched it for the first time was like "What is he gonna do with it? Use it to show how strong he can punch? Throw it at someone's car who double parked? Just straight up kill a man with it? Do we need to alert his bandmates?"

WRONG! He sliced most of it for himself and then sliced the the rest of it for his tortoise, and then he brought his Best Lil Buddy out to the backyard and he recorded them chomping on watermelon together because they're BEST FRIENDS, YOUR HONOR. Sukuna's knee keeps shifting into the frame and when the tortoise is done with his slice, he will meander over and nip at Sukuna's kneecap to ask him for some more. I'm gonna fucking cry. Nobody look at me right now.

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[m1ssunderstanding]

Understanding Lennon McCartney Rewatch Part 4.1

This is embarrassing but I'm actually so obsessed with the first five minutes of this episode that I've got it bookmarked in my YouTube account. It's just so perfect!

“Say you don't looooove him, my salamander. Then why did you neeeeeeed him? Ono don't answer.” He genuinely thinks need and love are the same and I really hope he's got therapy for that messed up mindset by now.

Officially honored as the most successful musical composer and recording artist of all time. That damn well better be mentioned in his movie. And people still don't take him seriously. But also. John definitely smashed his TV.

I'm screaming. I love Linda the promoter so fucking much!! Interviewer: I knew a lot of your records had went gold and platinum and– Linda: a lot of them? All of them! Ugh I wish she was still with him now.

And then THIS! “What really happened between you and John?” As the first notes to “I Will Survive” play. It's too good. Everyone has to go watch that bit right now.

Linda coming in for the kill again with her fake posh accent: critics? Critics? Oooooh! … They're always three years behind.

Look at him (to the tune Bitch by Meredeth Brooks) he's a whore, he's a father, he's a star, he's a success, he's a lover he's smug, he's laughing, he's having fun, he's working hard. He's everything.

Interviewing Wings concert goers and this one girl goes, "oh I just got off on all of it" and another one goes “It was great, i came twice!” Literally it should've been me!!!!

The McCartneys are seriously such a big family. And it's been Paul's responsibility since was about 21, really, to make sure they're all okay financially. That Francie story of him crumbling in the street in Liverpool haunts me.

"Why shouldn't they go to the same school as everyone else goes to?" State schools should be the only legal schools btw.

I love what the creator does to contextualize their songs by pairing them with other contemporary footage. It makes it much easier for me to understand why something like “arrow through me” (which I love but none of the people I've shown it to do) would've been so popular.

Oh here we go again. Just show us the marriage certificate already.

Cackling at the contrast between “Old Siam Sir” which is one of my all time fav rockers and footage of the Stones being cringe AF and Dylan being so beyond done he's basically dead.

Oh. Okay. And then they slap us in the face with John's poor baby late 70s demo voice crooning, “Don't want your looooove. Anymore.” “I die each time I hear your name.” I'm fine. It's fine. I'm just vomiting my guts out because I'm sick. That's why.

The pairing of “Mr H Atom” with Paul's would've-been drag show is genius, but what is that clip of some sort of trial stuck in there? If anyone knows, please inform me. (16:15)

John sounds so sad talking about the “endless search for . . . Scotland . . . Within an hour of New York.” I can't help thinking of the Mull of Kintyre. But John was also the one who turned Paul on to Scotland in the first place, ≈always waxing poetic about the heather and the hills≈.

Sean is so adorable. Reminds me of my little guy a bit actually.

Why do I always want to tell Paul to be nice to John? John is worse to him. Idk maybe because John's pain is more visible.

[tosahobi-if]

yul is so wolf in sheep's clothing coded I looooove it I can just imagine my clueless mc defending yul's honor or something while yul is behind them just smirking at the person like a little shit (they're the embodiment of the dog video that goes "GET YOUR FUCKING DOG-" "it don't bite" "YES IT DO-" they're just a baby so all crimes are forgiven)

WOLF IN SHEEP’S CLOTHING OMG i haven’t thought about that song in years but when i tell you about the grip it had on me 😫 i’m so glad you understood yul HAHAHA the mc and their rose-tinted glasses going “awww look how adorable and kind my sajae is!” and yul being a total menace is so real

[justallihere]

chapter 30 lets goooooo

i looooove how you're making violet miss xaden !! listen as much as i love my men stupid the amount of ppl last chapter that were happy with his suffering made me feel bad !! i feel like xaden needs shooters and i have to step up to defend my man. and it's like ... they're so married it makes me sick. ofc they cant sleep apart when they're under the same roof. it just goes to show that the foundations of the relationship are there and that there's hope !! i also think violet needs time to digest everything and what better time to do that than at night when she cant sleep bc she misses her hubby??

2) Tairn and Sgaeyl paralel with Xaden and Violet you will always be famous. Mr. "humans are too emotional" Tairn and yet he also cant sleep when he's mad at Sgaeyl ... i know what you are.

3) Riorson house needs better guards, wdym violet can just avoid them ??

4)

She was Xaden’s wife. She was queen. Him, the house, the city, the entire country—they all belonged to her as much as she belonged to them. Maybe she should start acting like it. 

(i know i use this gif way to much but i cant help it it's perfect)

Oh we looooove a violet that knows how powerful she is, even without a signtet !! she's just understanding she can command the whole country and i love that for her. Xaden gave her the power and i think in the next few chapters we're gonna see both of them understanding that they're more powerful together than apart.

5) Now let's get into Garrick and Liam's business bc there's so much to unpack. For once Garrick can't mind his business to save his life ... he's so gossip girl coded and tbh can't blame him I too am nosy.

the worried glanced they shared when they thought she wasn't looking ... your honor they're so scared lmao.

But now on a more serious note, I loved the conversation they had about the whole affair. Both parties trying to rationalize their hurt and understanding each others sides was important. Garrick and Liam needed to understand that Violet is their ruller alongside Xaden, she's not a flower they need to protect. And if she's to rule she needs to be informed of stuff, they can't go behind their back. And ofc the order came from Xaden but they actively participated in it which is why she's so upset. But Violet also needed to understand that this secret can't just be shared like this and they did the best they thought would work under the circunstances.

I also think Violet knows she just needs time.

6)

“Is there something you want to say, Tavis?” She raised an eyebrow. “Some comment about my marriage you’d like to share?��� 

Oh she knows people have been talking about her marriage. But I love how protective she is about her relationship with Xaden. It's no one's business and they'll figure themselves out without outside intervention. She knows she misses him, she knows she cares, or she wouldn't be this upset, she just needs to be angry a bit more while they work on it. And she has aknowledged she doesn't want to live like this: hurt and upset, so she knows they need to work it out somehow.

Can't wait till she aknowledges he's her rock, can't wait for THAT moment.

7) Violet and Liam made up !!!

(i could not for the life of me find the whole gif so enjoy this one, you know what comes next)

just like canon Liam is too busy defending Xaden's actions to violet *cries*. But yeah i think we need to have a conversation about nuance. We as readers, can be upset for Violet due to Xaden's behavior while aknowledging why Xaden did what he did. and i think it's what's so beautiful about this narrative. bc at the end of the day i probably would've done what he did. and i think violet knows that too even if she's not ready to admit it to herself just yet.

8) touched starved Xaden enters the scene so ofc angst ensues. His little touch didn't hurt at all ... ahaha ... (you are very mean miss ma'am)

9) Love how Xaden is like: okay you know now so get to work come with me to this drift. like my guy give her a day ??

10) Violent andarna u will always be famous

11) Cat is very pathetic, like omg girl GET UP like i'm embarassed for her. All that over a man ?? a crown ?? bestie don't u literally have a crown at home ?? Violet absolutely destroyed Cat was a highlight and Xaden was turned on.

12) Imogen will always come through !! that's a girl's girl

13)Now while i feel bad for Syrena Xaden is correct its not Tyrrendor's problem they're dying. In fact, he's already doing more than he should bc the moment Tecarus was like: "no luminary for yall" i would've been like "oh sure you're on your own then, say goodbye to the weapons". I feel like Xaden's being too good.

14) and you explained perfectly why Xaden and Violet are made for each other !! Yes, they both have some sort of moral compass, but above all that they're loyal to themselves and to those that they love.

15) The Squad capital T capital S being ride or die will always get me. Liam just takes it my poor boy.

16) Now Cam ... the way you've been here for a month and haven't found anything is very useless behavior. But we forgive, he's a man after all.

17) Violet wants a healthy relationship with Xaden and thats exactly what i asked for !! yes, get to talking like adults. I love how she has childish thoughts of vengence but she's like "yeah that isn't really what i want to do" and doesn't act on impulse.

18) why do i feel like next chapter xaden is gonna be so stressed when he hears of this suicidal plan and also why do i feel like the equivalent of varrish torture scene is coming. you are scaring me.

19) i wanna be you when i grow up alli. the way you release chapters so damn fast ... my readers could only wish lmao. you are literally not human (i mean it as a compliment <3)

Okay this comment is so beautiful and so well thought out??? I’m in love with you??

I don’t have the time rn to respond to every one of these points but just thank you thank you thank you a million times over for the love on this chapter (and the fic as a whole) 🥰🥰

But: yes I’m obsessed with possessive Violet claiming Tyrrendor and Xaden and her own. I LOVED writing that. Whatever problems she has with either of them, they’re hers and Xaden’s to deal with and no one else’s. They are, for better or worse, a team, and no one gets a say in their relationship and she will shut it down so fast if they try

[l-1-z-a]

Welcome to The Sims 2! Part 36

Saturday, July 17, 2004 - 23:00

Greetings, Sims Fans!

Yesterday was an EA event called Hot Summer Nights, and apart from the fact that it was held largely during daytime hours, and the weather was quite mild, it absolutely lived up to its name! For HSN, EA rolled out all our upcoming titles, including The Sims 2, for the press to get a gander at. We really wanted to just blow them away with the game by letting them see more than we had a chance to show at E3. Even though the day gets a little blurry towards the end, fear not – I was taking notes for your benefit. Here they are, completely unexpurgated:

Approximately 2PM – The press are assembled, and you can tell even now that they're impressed. You should see their jaws drop when the see the huuuuge poster for The Sims 2 that we hung in our cafeteria in their honor. Wait til they get to play the game! Oh look, Jonathan Knight just brought me a drink. Thank you, Jonathan!

Approximately 4:15 PM – People loves this game even more than they love the open bar, and that's saying something! Oh, how nice! Now Tim LeTourneau has brought me a drink! My team loves me – they keep bringing me things to drink!

Approximately 5:45 PM – I looooove you guys! You're all withour a doubt the besrest commumity in the whoooole world. Sims 2 rocks!!!!

Approximately 7:15 PM – I gotta sit down.

Approximately 7:30 - ...

[The remainder of this week's Lucy Mail will be completed by Jonathan Knight and Tim LeTourneau]

Approximately 9 PM – What an amazing success today was! While you wait for the press' reactions, we have a little Body Shop challenge for you: Using the photos included in this email as reference, create Sims of either Lucy, Tim or Jonathan and upload them to The Exchange. Then email communitymanager@maxis.com and include a link to your creation, so we can view it. Everyone who participates will get a cool blow-up Plumb Bob, and we'll give a Sims 2 shirt to the best of the lot. You have from now until next Friday to qualify for any of the prizes, so hop to it, gang!

Don't forget to check out these pics from the big day:

Happy Simming!

Jonathan Knight & Tim LeTourneau (as proxies for Lucy Bradshaw)

[forgottenvalentina]

ok so just to record what we said in the replies real quick:

margueritedemarigny Feb 21 *ooooooh* omg i looooove that idea cue all the eye emojis honestly lkasjdfkljsdf margueritedemarigny Feb 21 yeah like cassimir was gonna be the heir on paper but the person w full control was gonna be eithne, kinda thing maybe? margueritedemarigny Feb 21 and all valetntina had to do was tear away that part of the page and bing bang boom cassimir's got it all lksadjfkljsdf forgottenaoife Feb 21 @margueritedemarigny @lizzydobbs I figured that Lord M probably realized Cassimir *actually* cared about Eithne and thought that, because of that, he would agree (and hopefully honor) that sort of agreement? Though I also imagine he was 100% NOTP about them getting together, unlike Cassimir haha Original Poster forgottenvalentina Feb 21 @forgottenaoife now im just picturing this: https://imgflip.com/i/8gmwop Original Poster forgottenvalentina Feb 21 no but honestly i love that and i think it totally fits! forgottenaoife Feb 21 @forgottenvalentina HAH omg. I think i've said this before but I was thinking Lord M was cool with Eithne going to be a lady for Eilia for awhile because he noticed Cassimir was starting to get the feels and was hoping that would put an end to it so... something similar might have happened between them lolololol Original Poster forgottenvalentina Feb 21 @forgottenaoife ooooh yessss now that you mention i do remember you saying that, and that's actually really interesting if such an interaction ~did occur, or at least if his rationale for sending her to the castle was known, esp if any of the rest of the family is aware that this went down bc, like, i know rosie, anyway, would be all the MORE gungho against it if she knows her dad was too, yknow? forgottenaoife Feb 21 @forgottenvalentina @forgottencassimir Definitely a possibility? I wonder if Lord M would say much to the whole family-- i feel like he'd maybe want to spare cassimir's feelings?-- but they might have all figured it out. I do kinda imagine at some point he may have spoken to Eithne directly and just said "you are no under no obligation to marry your step brother... just FYI" Original Poster forgottenvalentina Feb 21 @forgottenaoife SOB imagine ur dad having to tell you that!!!! but good on him for saying it lajksfjkdsfj but also like...the literary irony bc now she feels that she ~is bc of circumstances created directly ~by her father's death like...the self-fulfilling prophecy vibes of it...klsdjfkljsdf i love that in a v tragic way forgottenaoife Feb 21 @forgottenvalentina THE DRAMA! We love to see it ;) lizzydobbs Feb 24 @forgottenvalentina my god cassimir is an anakin meme ;DDD lizzydobbs Feb 24 @forgotteneithne @forgottenvalentina I do love the idea that Lord M put down a Plan B to try to keep his girls as well provided for as they could be in the event of a roderick win!!! and yeah it was probably easier to remove the eithne part completely for valentina's plot!!

dlskjfalksdjf ok so imma say its canon, given we've all weighed in, that lord m ~did actually write up a cassimir-inherits document but page two which laid out how all of that would work and how eithne would still have full control basically mysteriously vanished (valentina burned that sucker -- unless aoife saved that one, too?) and tho lord m -- following his argument w cassimir before the battle -- decided ~not to sign it, valentina forged his signature and thus things are how they are. however, aoife stole the real document that lord m really ~did sign that states that eithne is his one true heiress, etc, and has that in safe keeping. does this all look right to everyone? gonna tag @forgottencassimir

dsfadf kjldsf omg rosie for sure hates aoife leaning into that! even if she ~does understand the reasons, she'd still hate it honestly bc she'd be like 'its not worth it! ~they're not worth it!' basically bc she wants only good things for aoife and hates seeing her get treated like that and just...putting up w it! even embracing it in a way! its v upsetting to rosie! but ironically enough, a lot of achoices rosie has made have ~also been shaped by things her dad said to her in their last meeting and yeahhh its sad but also really interesting imo to see how those twin interactions put them on v different trajectories re: all of this!! <3

valentina on the other hands loves it!! she's like 'good, finally one of these girls understands her place' #stepmomgoals laksjdfklsjdfjdsf and yeah she deffff sees aoife as the 'good child' and the rest as highstrung ingrate rebels basically despite 'all valentina does for them!' [footage not found]

omg aoife ~still taking care of valentina even after she's been evicted bc her dad asked her to!! rosie's right valentina doesn't deserve aoife -- no one does! <3333 SOB but yeah there'll def be a period before valentina jumps to that! she doesn't really ~want them burned at the stake, but she ~will risk it if cornered, basically bc ultimately cash money (aka how she defines whether or not she and her whole life has any value basically) means more to her tbqh and yeah so she'd literally burn them on the pyre of her own ambitions for legacy/worth as embodied by the future she wants for cassimir but it would def be a last resort...she did literally already risk her life to save brigit from that fate once -- she ~does care abt her stepdaughters on some level just uhhhh not as much as she cares abt many many others things unfortunately lkajsdfkljkdsjf

i do think, unless aoife's come out w the real will already when this happens (and thus 'betrayed' valentina, like all her sisters have, in valentina's mind), she might try to save aoife, but even if aoife ~hasn't 'betrayed' her yet, if it was the cost of getting what she wants, she'd let her got to the pyre too lkdsjfajklsdfjdf she'd just feel even worse abt her than she already would abt her 'guilty' sisters aklsdjfkjsdf #stepmomgoals

also worth noting...if/when cassimir chooses eithne over valentina, i believe that valentina ~will convince herself that the malconaires ~really are~ witches and yeahhh so she's in the 'right' and her boy never turned on her!! he was just bewitched!! and she only feels guilty bc of the residual witchcraft placed on ~herself, but really they were all evil the whole time!!! and valentina was just performing a public service ending their reign of witchy terror!!! lakjdflkjsdf if valentina's able to prevent aoife from being accused w her sisters, then aoife was the only good one, but if she isn't able to prevent that (again, even if aoife hasn't 'betrayed' her atp), then aoife actually had it coming too bc the important thing is that valentina did the right thing, the hard thing, and that was really v brave of her and ppl ought to admire her for it and she, under no circumstances should ever, ever feel bad abt it, ever!!! laksdjfkljsdfjklsd what a great lady she is alskdjfaklsdjfaksdf /sarcasm aklsdjfkljsdfklsdklf

OOC | Valentina & Aoife

omg its valentina's favorite stepdaughter!!!!!! tragically, this is ~not a fortunate position bc she's mainly valentina's fav bc she can get the most out of her w/o having to fight for it too much alkjfkljflkjsd since valentina is...the worST and frankly im so sorry in advance

[dxckgrxsonx]

I humbly request more shenanigans from the photo-buddies, I looooove them 😂🤩

they're absolute children your honor. i love them endlessly.

**

He looks tired.

There’s a slight delay to everything he does. A barely there pause before he answers a question, laughs at a joke. Your heart reaches out through your ribs when you watch him yawn for the third time in a few minutes, desperate to offer something in the face of his exhaustion.

“You don’t have to stay with me, Jay. You can go home, I’m almost finished.” You drop an undignified amount of ramen noodles in your shopping cart before carrying on down the aisle. At your side, Jason yawns again. “How long have you been awake?”

“Too long.” Comes his reply. You think he keeps it vague on purpose. “I’m not leaving you here, it's the middle of the night and someone might steal all your ramen noodles.”

You slant your head towards him, grinning, “They could try. I’ve fought people for less.”

A soft smile lifts Jason’s mouth, only at the corner, but it’s enough to make you feel weightless, enough to let you breathe. You think that there’s nothing that you wouldn’t do to make him happy. Even if it did mean sacrificing your noodles.

“Yeah that’s true." Jason says. "Remember the time you shouted at that guy for twenty minutes when he took the last box of mac and cheese?”

Nudging him in the side with your shoulder you laugh, “That was not a good night for me. And between you and me, that guy was a massive penis.”

“You mean, that guy has a massive penis, right?”

Coming up at the end of the aisle is a display full of Christmas wrapping paper rolls. Clocking the colourful tubes of cardboard you reply, “Yes Jason, that’s exactly what I meant. The guy that stole the last box of mac and cheese had a big fucking dick.”

“Thanks! I knew you thought it was big.”

Grabbing the first roll of wrapping paper you can reach–one with glittering Christmas trees–you swing around and smack Jason on the top of the head. His eyes narrow immediately and there's a quick, sudden drop in your stomach.

“That wasn’t me.” You defend, abandoning the cart of food. “I was possessed by the spirit of Santa Claus and three hundred different coloured Christmas trees.”

Arming himself with dual tubes of wrapping paper, Jason bounces on the balls of his feet, “I’m about to give you an early Christmas gift.” He declares, approaching you with all the talent and skill of a vigilante.

“I will fuck you up, Todd.” You warn, unable to keep the delighted smile off your face. “It’ll be real embarrassing for you.”

Using one of the tubes to block your sudden advance, Jason uses the other tube to smack you straight across the backside. The tube of wrapping paper warps under the impact and when he holds it up, the whole thing flops to one side, Santa’s face bent in the middle.

“Well done, Jay. You’ve just killed Father Christmas.”

Jason laughs, full and loud, eyes crinkling at the corners, “No, your ass killed Santa, I’m totally innocent.”

“You know, if you wanted to spank me, you could have just asked.”

Shrugging his shoulders Jason launches the wrapping paper back into the stand without taking his eyes off you. His aim is perfect and the tubes slot smoothly alongside the others. Raising an impressed eyebrow you turn your head to place yours back and as soon as Jason is out of your direct line of sight he strikes.

His palm meets your ass in a deafening crack and you jolt, hand flying back to protect yourself from another potential hit.

“Motherfucker!” You yell across the store. “I bet that’s left a handprint.”

“Send me a photo when you get home.” Jason says, smirking. “I’d love to see my handprint on your ass.”

**

[phonoix]

List of Sambucky AU's based on my current obsessions/thing that I really like and have a special place in my heart:

Pride and Prejudice (2005) AU:

Yep, I've been obsessed with this movie/book my whole life and I've rewatched it recently under the new tfatws light, and boy oh boy,,,

Bucky is Mr. Darcy for, what I hope are, obvious reasons.

And our sweet angel Sam is Elizabeth.

Like, imagine the potential of this. This is perfect!

Tony as Mr. Bingley and Steve as Jane (or vice versa I still need to wrap my head around this cuz Stevie is more of a Bingley kind of simp, idk this is complicated).

The ingredients for the perfect fic are here: Enemies to lovers? Check! Mutual pining? Here it iiiss! Just add a bit of sneaky glances at social gatherings and a pinch of hand touches while dancing and it's gonna be perfect!

Your Honor, I love them, they're perfect.

Bucky is all tall, dark, and moody and he meets Sam who roasts him at a public ball because he's unsocial and instantly falls in love with him.

And then proceeds to pine for him for the rest of his unsocial life.

Rumlow as Wickham??? I mean,,, I've read some stony Pride and Prejudice au's, and Rumlow is ALWAYS Wickham so it makes sense,,, idk? OR MAYBE WALKER OMG MY MIND!

The proposal in the rain scene??? with those two? the sexual tension would be through the roof!

Rebecca as Georgiana??????? Like the scene where they're all at Pemberley and Georgiana is playing the piano? Bucky being all adorable with his sister and Sam sees them and just bolts out of the room, and then just him and Mr. Barnes being adorably in love:

"I'm really fond of walking" "Yes, I know!", SPECTACULAR!

AND DON'T EVEN GET ME STARTED ON THE MRS. DARCY SCENE BECAUSE I WILL START A RANT AND NOBODY WILL TOLERATE ME ANYMORE!

I still haven't found any fics for this pairing, my heart aches.

That's it, that's all you need to know about this.

The proposal AU:

Okay, hear me out! I've loved this movie since I was a tiny bastard, and along the way through my magical walk in the fan fiction realm, I've realized that this movie IS THE FAN FICTION.

It has it all: Fake dating, enemies to lovers, there was only one bed, ''your family loves me and they're the only ones that have shown me love in eons'', ''oh what a surprise I'm slowly falling in love with you too bad you don't love me back''. Chef's kiss.

So it only makes sense that this is perfect for Sam and Bucky.

Bucky is the super successful and super mean boss of Sam and they hate each other.

Sam just wanted to publish his novel and now he has to deal with the devil.

Oh no, the devil is not a US citizen and now has to leave too bad,,, wait what do you mean we're engaged?

So they go to Sitka (I mean, it would make more sense if they went to Delacroix but the movie is set in Sitka so they'll go to Sitka.) and Bucky finds out that Sam basically owns the whole place? Wait I thought you were poor.

Anyways, Sam's family loooooves Bucky even tho the man is not really the life of the party...

Oh, your love story is so romantic why don't you guys get married here?

IT'S WEDDING PLANNING TIMEEEE!

Oh my god Ramone... Oh my god,,, Zemo,,, as Ramone,,, what have I done? Now it's stuck in my brain. I can't imagine that scene with Zemo,,, somebody call a priest I need some holy water.

Well you know the drill, they actually fall in love and Bucky feels really terrible to lie to this wonderful family so he leaves Sam at the altar and returns to the States.

And then Sam connects the dots...

Oh shit, I might be in love with Bucky, I need to stop that plane!

And the scene when they're back at the office???

The only thought of this makes my brain malfunction, I've been in love with that scene my whole life and now I'm imagining those two idiots. What has become of my life?

Avatar: The last Airbender / Legend of Korra AU:

Now, this is a little bit more intricate but I suck at words and my brain is scrambled eggs so bear with me.

Steve is the avatar (cuz, I mean,,, he's basically Aang, like, frozen in a chunk of ice, saves the world, sweetest boy on earth but I would smack him on the head sometimes and overall a very good person).

Tony is basically Asami Sato: so a super cool non-bender from the fire nation, he creates all of the cool stuff for Team Avatar and basically kicks ass while looking cool as fuck. Did I mention that he's cool?

Nat is a Kyoshi warrior.

Wanda and Thor are both firebenders, like,,, they both wear red and Thor shoots lightning, it's pretty obvious.

Peter, Clint, and Pietro are all airbenders.

Bucky is an earthbender, he's Steve's childhood friend, they fought briefly in the 100 year war that he ''dies'' and gets captured and brainwashed by the Dai Li and becomes the world infamous Winter Soldier.

He's also a metal bender, like I imagined when he was in Wakanda he had Shuri put some metal plates on his vibranium arm so that he can use them like Kuvira does. Or he's a lavabender or who knows maybe both idk he's very special to me and I think he would be a veeeeery strong and badass earthbender (like Toph level of greatness)

For a very brief period of time Steve, Bucky and Sam were all pro-bender athletes and competed in pro-bending tournaments as Team Avatar. They're literally children, let them have this.

Wakanda is basically Zaoufu, all of the Wakandans are super skilled metalbenders and vibranium is the only metal that nobody knows how to bend. (but you can bet your ass the Wakandans know how to).

Sam is a waterbender (look I'm not very sure about the other characters but I'm 2000% sure about Sam and Bucky okay? I feel it in my heart, Sam is water and Bucky is earth because I said so).

I mean, he's calm, patient, and good which is why is a suuuuuper good healer, like the best you'll ever find, but he's also super strong and could break your spine with medical pecision in 00.3 seconds.

He mastered bloodbending like a champion at 14, he can even bloodbend in broad daylight but refuses to use it because he knows how painful it is. (His dad tought himand Sarah but Paul isn't like Yakone with Tarrlok and Noatak, he was actually a good parent and didn't force them to learn it against their will)

While searching for Bucky with Steve he has the chance to use it against him, the Winter Soldier is going apeshit, but chooses not to because he's just that good and believes that not even someone like the Winter Soldier deserves this kind of pain, which is fun because while Bucky was a prisoner in the hands of the Dai Li they had some bloodbenders to use it on him. (man I sure love me some good old fashioned ANGST)

Okay back to the man, the myth, the legend Sam Wilson:

He's the son of the chief of the Southern water tribe and he was supposed to become chief after Paul but he left to help Steve before his dad died so now OUR BELOVED SARAH IS CHIEF, LIKE THE BADASS-ANGEL SHE IS. Honestly, she deserves it, like it's a lot of responsibility but she's more than up to the task than anybody else, even a little bit more than Sam.

Chief of a whole tribe, super skilled bender and a single mom of two, the whole South Pole loves her and you can bet that there isn't a single kid that goes to bed on an empy stomach. Not on chief Wilson's watch.

Like really the Wilsons are the most powerful, skilled and badass benders in the whole South (and maybe even in the North cuz I don't like the Northern water tribe), also babies Aj and Cass are super good benders and they almost beat Bucky while sparring (he lets them almost beat him because they're kids and he's not gonna let two kids loose but he has to admit that they've been raised by a force of nature, and Sam, so it's only natural that they're so strong)

Steve is both Captain America (or Captain Republic City I swear I have no clue how the geography works in this au) and the Avatar so he decides to give Cap's mantle to Sam, this of course sends Sam into a mental breakdown.

And unfortunately Walker becomes Cap instead of Sam, you know the drill,,,

All of the Avengers and the Avatar team are FURIOUS and try in every way to give the shield and the title back to Sam.

So Bucky decides to take the matter in his metal hand, steals the shield and ends up being and enemy of the crown and he's wanted in the whole Earth Kingdom.

He can't stay with Steve and the team anymore or they'll all be in danger, he can't go back to Zaoufu/Wakanda because is still Earth Kingdom territory so Sam gets him to the South.

And mind you, this is for the sole purpose of the development of Sambucky, so Bucky and Sam have to split from team Avatar to go to the Southern water tribe and they basically spend a three months honeymoon where they finally realize their feelings towards each other.

We need at least one (1) "Homoerotic sparring scene" where one ends up on top of the other, we NEED it.

While in the South Bucky learns that Sam was supposed to be chief and just teases him reletlessly but he realizes that the whole tribe loves him and Sarah and considers both of them as their leaders. Like they're walking down the street and someone greets Sam with a "Morning chief!"

And Bucky slowly falls in love with him more and more and overall just realizes every day how much of an amazing man Sam is. And starts calling him Cap and Chief as pet names.

Super cute ''cool gay uncles moment'' is when they get Aj and Cass penguin sledding they call Bucky ''Uncle''. Bucky dies on the spot and then he and Sam just proceed to look at each other with heart eyes for the rest of the evening.

Fluff and feelings ensue, they both come to the realization that they love eachother but being the total dumbasses that they are they just keep it to themselves cuz "Oh, I bet he doesn't like me in that way, he just sees us as friends", ya know,,, that kind of bullshit.

And then they kick Walker's ass because he deserves it.

The final battle against Walker is basically the last Agni Kai Zuko+Katara VS Azula, so we have Sam and Bucky against DIYshield!Walker but the coward woke up that morning and chose violence so he decides to shoot a lightning bolt at Sam. Bucky (the great self sacrificing idiot that he is) shields Sam and gets the bolt for himself.

(YOU IDIOT! YOU HAVE A METAL ARM WHAT WERE YOU THINKING? YOU CAN'T REDERECT LIGHTNING.)

So Sam has his Badass Katara moment™ and defeats Walker, then proceeds to fall at Bucky's side and he just spills all of his feelings cuz he thinks that Bucky is dying. (You know,,, like the moment we were supposed to have with Zuko and Katara in the finale, don't come at me I'm a firm Zutara shipper and I'm still bitter that they weren't endgame)

They work it out in the end, they smooch and they're happy. Sam is finally officially Cap. They probably have a beautifull wedding in the snowy landscape of the South Pole and all ends well.

I still need to sand some edges off and stuff but this has been in my mind for sooooo long I needed to share it with someone, there are some HUGE plot holes like the timeline (time is a very difficult concept for me lol) or the geography in this au like is there America or the Avatar geographic asset? Idk it's all very confusing but I'll get there. Remember? Scrambled eggs brain...

Buzzfeed Unsolved AU:

Pretty self explainatory.

Bucky is Shane and Sam is Ryan.

Sam belives in ghosts and Bucky is just a little shit about it.

This one is basically Bucky watching Sam's powerpoints about the big three.

You know whenever Ryan asks "Are ghosts real?" Shane would look in camera like he's in the office and shake is head?

Bucky does the same thing when Sam says "The big three".

The whole Internet belives that Bucky is either a demon or he's a time traveller that killed JFK beacuse he looks like he knows too much about this stuff.

So whenever they're covering a True Crime case Sam would just ask Bucky if he knows something about it.

"What do you mean you're not the Zodiac Killer?"

"Okay, I can't belive you're not D.B. Cooper." "Sorry Sam, I'm pretty sure that's Loki."

And then they go on their dates investigate at hauted locations and Sam is very scared but luckly his boyfriend ghost hunter best friends is here to taunt demons and protect him.

And now,,, the most recent one, I basically birthed this au like two hours ago and I'm writing all this instead of finishing my finals project but who cares. (two hours? Make it five! You stupid idiot, you've been procrastinating on your homework for five hours while you were writing this stuff. You're crazy, you're never going to graduate)

So, for all non-european folks I bet you have little to no clue of who Måneskin are, or maybe you recently found it out, (which is great, I want you to know that I love you, I need your hand in marriage now!) still I'm gonna need you to stop reading this right now and go listen to this two particular songs by Måneskin:

"I WANNA BE YOUR SLAVE" and "FOR YOUR LOVE". (idk why the titels are in all caps you'll have to ask them)

Go now!

Okay now that you're back I just want to say that these are THE horniest songs by Måneskin and I just love them,

Anyways, this brings us to the last of my recent au's which is:

You guessed it:

Rock band AU:

This one is as easy as it gets:

Bucky is the singer in a band, Natasha plays the bass (this is all based on the fact that Bucky and Nat have big Damiano and Victoria vibes, not everyone might see this but let me dream,) Clint at the drums and idk Stevie at the guitar?

Anyway, they're playing at a bar and Sam walks is and our baby Bucky who's a big slut with a heart of gold just falls head over heels for him.

So he just starts singing "for you love" first and then "I wanna be your slave" (they have to follow this precise order beacuse literally the first sentence in "FOR YOUR LOVE" is "I wanna be the first man you look at tonight" so it makes sense) all while not breaking eye contact with Sam NOT. EVEN ONCE. Bucky needs to get his point very clear to Sammy.

And the point is that he's a slut, that's it.

I mean, those songs are EXTREMELY EXPLICIT, so this will call for some very explicit fic content but if I only remotley think about seggs stuff I have an allergic rection so this will stay closed and safely tucked away in the itty bitty slutty corner in my brain.

Really those songs are just- I don't have the words to explain them,,,

I will probably add more once my brain starts functioning properly again.