#THEY TURNED HIM INTO SOUP
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Soupfrin!
#in stars and time#isat siffrin#siffin isat#isat#THEY TURNED HIM INTO SOUP#OH STARS#im def not using that correctly#could th universe be considered soup?#whatever#in stars and time siffrin
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he's new, please be nice to him
#my brain rn#new character. Do we love him?#super sketch art as you guys know i have EXAM im studying for#btw the text was something else. I turned it into erasure poetry#sighcomics#doodle art#comics#illustration#artists on tumblr#comic art#cartoon art#indie comic#cute art#soup#webcomic#original comic
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I love Benny fuckers because any time I see a post being horny for that checker suited freak it’s almost always either
A. Something tender and longing. You want to feel his hands on yours. You want to cup his face in your hands and tell him “It’s okay. You don’t have to fight alone anymore. I’ll be by your side.” You want to feel him relax in your grip, want to feel and see the breath he’s been holding in for so long leave his lungs. You want to make him feel safe, make him feel as though he’s actually going to make it this time. That he’s finally going to know peace. The boot riders, the chairmen, it was all for this moment; it was all for the sanctity of having someone he can trust, fully and openly, with his life.
Or B. You wanna grab him by the leg and swing him around over your head and throw him at the walls like a milk soaked ragdoll and hit him with a stick and just generally treat him like a chew toy (he is buck naked save for his suit jacket and enjoying all of this a little too much)
#yeah dude#fallout#fnv#new vegas#Benny gecko#I love Benny. I want to stuff him in a blender and turn him into soup and then pour him into a Benny shaped ice cube mold#and then refreeze him back into proper form and then hit him with a hammer
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OOH YEAH BABY ITS THE SURGERY EPISODE BABY!!! ME AND THE HOMIES NEED SOME NEW FACES FOR OUR NEW PLAN, AND WHO BETTER TO GET THE JOB DONE THAN THE TWO MOST EVIL PEOPLE WE'VE EVER HAD THE MISFORTUNE OF HAVING OUR LIVES VIOLATED BY? I MEAN IT WOULD BE FUNNY. IT WOULD BE FUNNY.
#jrwi fanart#jrwi show#cw blood#cw gore#jrwi suckening#jrwi suckening spoilers#vex waylin#viv waylin#MY FAVORIT EP!! HAVNT SEEN IT IN FOREVER THO BC WELL. IM BUSY. SO BEAR W ME IM RUNNIN OFF ALOTTA MEMORY FUMES#ALSO EDIT BC FUUUCK I HADMORE TAGS BUT TUMBLR FUCKEN ATE EM. OH WELL. MY DMS R OPEN IF U WANNA UNLOCK RAMBLES.#I LOVE THE WAYLIN TWINS SSSOO FUCKING MUCH IM SO!!! CURIOUS ABOUT THEM!!! WHO WERE THEY WHEN THEY WERE HUMAN? HOW LONGVE THEY BEEN ARND?#I LOVE IT WHEN PPL SAY ITS LIKE THESE TWO WERE MADE FOR MMEE BC YES!! YES!! ITS EVERYTHING I COULD EVER WANT FROMA CHARACTER!!!#I LOVE THEIR RED WHITE N BLACK COLOR SCHEME. I LOVE HOW THEYRE BOTH SO INTELLIGENT AND GENIUS N YET THEYRE DUMB AS FUUUUCK#COOOMICAL SUPER VILLAINS. OOH ILL GET YOU NEXT TIME SHAMIA SHAMAI!!! HOW DARE YOU FOIL MY PLAN!! MY PLANS OF MUTILATING AWAKE N ALIVE PPL#COMICAL AND YET. GENUINELY HORRIFYING. VIV CAN MAKE UR BONES EXPLODE JUST BY THINKING ABOUT IT. VEX CAN BECOME SOUP#WHY DONT WE TALK ABOUT THAT MORE? THE TURNING INTO RED MEAT SLIME?? METAL AS FUUUCK. I ALSO LOVE HOW SCARED THEY GOT SO QUICKLY#THIS LIL FUCKEN RRRRRAT COMES IN. AND WELL. HES JUST LIKE ALL THE OTHERS. WE FUCK HIM UP N TOSS HIM INTO THE SUN N LET HIM BURN#SURE HE HAD ONE MORE TRICK OF REBELLION UP HIS SLEEVE BUT THE SUN HAS TAKEN HIM NOW. ITS FINE. WE'RE FINE. HEY IS THERE SMTH IN THE CEILING#OHHH WE KILLED HIM ONCE N HE CAME BACK. WE KILLED HIM AGAIN N TOOK HIM APART BUT THEN HES BACK?? HE GETS AWAY AND THEN. COMES BACK. AGAIN.#WE CANT GET RID OF HIM. THAT FOUL SHAMIA SHAMAI. A MOUSE IN OUR KITCHEN. FUUUUCK HES GONNA SPREAD DISEASE! KILL IT! KILL IT!! AAAUUGH FUCK!#I LOVE THAT THE WAYLIN TWINS AGREED TO HELP THE BLONDE TWINS MOSTLY ON THE BASIS OF 'IT WOULD BE FUNNY' BUT ALSO#OOHHH WE ARE SO CLOSE TO REACHING SOMETHING TO MAKE HIM NNEEVER FUCK WITH US AGAIN. HIS ILLUSIONS WILL HAUNT US NO LONGER#THEY WERE SSSOOO PARANOID W ALL THE CAMERAS AND BOMBING THEIR OWN LAB AND RUNNING AND RUNNING AND GETTING AWWAY FROM THIS FUCKEN! MOUSE!!!!#OHHHH I THINK IM RUNNIN OUTA ROOM so ill talk about da art real quick.BEEN WORKIN ON THIS FOR A WHIIILE.ALOTTA THESE were started when the#ep came out.so OLD!! BUT DONE!!and im very very happy w my colors n gore n EXPRESSIONS!! the top right corner comic keeps making me chuckle#I ALSO rly love the lil convo between arthur n viv.theyre SO CUTE TOGETHERR they should go ona museum date together or somethin#they need more time to just talk abt da World together.ALSO CAN I BE PETTY.I MADE ARTHUR UGLY CORRECT-STYLE#THESE BOYS KNOW NOTHING OF UGLY.I MADE THE VAMPIRIC FLESH EVOLVE N ROT N BLOSSOM AND THERE IS SQUIRMING WITHIN THE TENEBRAE#UHHH IEAH THIS GUY W A ROTTED N DISTORTED FACE WALKS INTO MY BIKE STORE IEAH IM SCREAAAMIN LIKE WADDA HELL!! MONSTOR!!!
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Soup king
#fanart#bbc ghosts#the captain#capvers#caphavers#lieutenant havers#pookie is a soup king#doodles#I JUST. WANT THEM TO BE DOMESTIC .#CAP CAN COOK FUCK YOU#HE LIKED THE RATIONING CUZ IT GAVE HIM A CHALLENGE TO TAKE WHAT LITTLE THEY HAD#TO TURN IT INTO SOMETHING GOOD#YES I WAS ALSO WATCHING DUNGEON MESHI .#YES I WAS CRAVING SOUP TOO.
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What would SJ eclipse be like as a Naga? 👀 absolutely terrifying, I'm sure lmao!! Also, what would SJ! Eclipse think of the photographer? Mashing aus so hard right now I'm frothing at the mouth 😭😭
Oh no. Naga SJ Eclipse is just as terrible as a four-arm Eclipse! He shouldn't be given any more means to grab and bruise you than he already has smh
That being said—
He has black and burgundy scales with red markings like diamonds full of warning up and down his tail. The frills adorning his head are dark and terrifying, like a poisonous black-blue flower. He's powerful, swift, and precise with his kills.
He doesn't think much of the photographer; an easy meal. That is until he realizes you are more respectful of the jungle and the creatures than most humans, and he watches how you stare in quiet reverence at the forces at work around you. You intrigue him. Mostly, he wants to see how quickly he can break you. Which, to his chagrin, isn't as easy as he suspects it to be.
With you, he's obsessed. He hates that you're not bending under his will despite your fear. Your every encounter with him involves you being tugged and twisted around like a little doll made to dance. His strength is terrifying. His size is overwhelming. He'll trap you in his coils until you stop squirming—until you learn that you can't keep fighting because if you do, he'll crush you.
That's the threat he likes to snarl. The promise chills your very marrow.
He leaves you bruised when you try to talk back to him and keep attempting to escape his claws. His loops twist around you just enough to give you a half-second of panic, unable to fill your lungs enough to breathe, but he loosens his grip before you choke. This, however, leaves the skin over your ribs colored in deep violets and indigo splatters. You're afraid he wants to see what he's done—his claws trace the bottom of your shirt, searching.
If he's feeling generous enough, he'll grab you by the wrists and drag you closer, close enough to hiss in your ear that he wouldn't have to be so rough if you behaved. He has a particularly nasty habit of grabbing your chin when you refuse to look at him. His hellish orange eyes flash when you whimper or gasp, but it's not enough—he wants you under his thumb. You'll give in. You'll see that the only way is his way.
#rip the photographer it was nice knowing them#he can be worse#so so much worse#sleuth jesters eclipse#naga!eclipse#great now i'm frothing at the mouth#augh this man someone turn him into noddle soup#naff writing#sj naga eclipse au#the serpent den
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i feel like this is how chris would respond to being asked his kinks n fantasies. he likes whatever u like
#what ever u want he’s down with#also matt’s condescending soupy bitch ur turning me to soup quit w that#he’s into degradation n a lil humiliation i can feel it#i don’t see the sub in him i rlly don’t#chris sturniolo#matt sturniolo#nick sturniolo#sturniolo triplets
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Finja x Chase angst? 👀
oh dude their whole "relationship" is basically messed up angst lol (despite me often portraying it as cracky angst)
I mean, we have some good angst in Chase pursuing First not because he 'loves/cares about' him, but because he selfishly desires him for his power/sees him as a challenge to get into his Fallen Warriors army. And First having to be constantly on alert against Chase, especially when he behaves like a charming honorable warrior, hiding that cunning manipulative side of him behind amused 'harmless' smiles. I would imagine its hard for First to not start to care about Chase (he can be very charming ;) ) to some degree, so there is like this delicious angst in starting to care about someone with whom morally you would never agree with. (very Prof. X vs Magneto vibe imho)
(this also could lead to some interesting spin-off angst opportunity about First being in the Fallen Warriors Army and just...existing in this weird limbo of being a target of Chase's favorable attention, but still essentially being a servant to his Master so thus really unable to trully care about/love this evil man but he still kinda cares after all these years and, like ooooooh baby thats some scrumptious angst possibility)
Or we can have some angst in form of First, being technically 'moved on'/left only in spirit in this world and Chase, still obsessing over him all these centuries, not even realizing that he is basically pining at this point. Showing up to bother current Ninjas, Ninjanomicon and Spirit of First at every opportunity, but not being able to actually be (in any capacity) with First, besides those very brief reunions. And First, throughout the years, while still being very annoyed about Chase's continuoes presence, also feels... incredibly saddened about this man to some degree. But he still can not falter, for his duty and successors still need him and they take priority, so this weird relationship just continues on.
And like OOOOH BABIES this is just scratching the surface of any possible angst, but these are the ones that are currently circling in my mind (i want to make some comics with these scenarious) so yeah! angst! ;D
#ninja showdown#my immortal soul#first ninja x chase young#rc9gn first ninja#first ninja#chase young#i dunno if it is obvious but i really headcanon that since Chase drunk the soup/sold his soul for immortality and power he is INCAPABLE of#true geniune unselfish sort of love. oh he can desire/want/care to some degree/ and certainly selfishly want to possess someone but love???#nah fam. this dragon man lost that ability. he probably remembers how to tho. and sometimes that shows with some people. like Omi.or First;#and First in turn. while putting duty first (hah) could really start to care about Chase if exposed to him enough but there would be this#voice in his brain that constantly reminds him what Chase really is and how could he care about a monster like this when a similar monster#took his family away?haven't he dedicated his life to defeating monsters?what sort of honor will he have left if he starts to care for evil#gosh all these rants make me want to be a better writer so i could write a fic *cries*#but i shall try to make some comics. i haven't lied i have some ideas for all 3 scenarios i mentioned here >>>;D
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DAILY PURPLED DAY 155 - for every interaction on this post he gets blended for 5 hours
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what’s been your favorite laugh in one piece so far?
i can't give u a specific moment cause there's a lot of funnies but I happen to have this clip saved
#zoro got stuck in a chimney >:3 .... you got stuck in a chimney ? 👁️👄👁️#when camie welcomes them to fishman island and tries to warm them up w cold soup and she and usopp start screamin and do a handshake#i simply cannot name every funny moment too many episodes too many goofs </3#asks#anon#the way choppers side profile looks when zoro turns him...
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wanted to share this fic that i have been obsessing over day and night since i read it.. 🥹 i love it sososo much pls give it a read!!! ♡
#i was taking screenshots of the chapters like they were photos at a concert#just wanted to read something cute before bed and suddenly i am crying because of how sweet they are to each other#their characterizations are everything#oikawa is such a nerd / brat / baby#my favorite breed#kuroo is a little shit as he always is but oh#oh when he gets all gentle.. T___T#i already said this on twt but i turned into fucking soup when he called him “baby” for the first time#head so full of thoughts#oughhh#@astridandrose thank u so much for writing this + the kuroo x oikawa oneshot which i read and love too#oikuro#kurooi#kuroo tetsurou#oikawa tooru#haikyuu#yan is echolocating ⋆˙⟡♡
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wanted to contribute to what his wings probs looks like
I stared at so many dung beetle photos oh my lordy.... I now very well know what scarab beetles look like
#scarab the god auditor#scarab fionna and cake#scarab fanart#the scarab#adventure time fanart#adventure time fionna and cake#fionna and cake fanart#digital art#fanart#FUCK dude I went way too hard with this#I had way way too much rendering him I'm sorry gang 😔#anyways yall get your soup#the baby girl has served#I love drawing him if you can't tell#he's so cool#he's such a grumby crabby little shit head loser❤️💕💞#I think the wings turned out good#I stared at a lot of beetle wings like “... yelow.......like himb eyes....”#a lot of dung beetle species have orange/yellow colored wings so that's what I went with#several others have more regular light colored or clear wings#and of course theres the african scarab with it's beautiful iridescent wings and elytra#buuut I went with the scarab beetles or dung beetle species whos elytra closest resembled The Scarab's mask#since his mask is meant to mimic an actual scarabs elytra#anywho enough insect jibber jabber#enjoy me artwork I worked very hard and totally didn't avoid hw by drawing this
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actually no its been 6 years and im genuinely still not over this
#13 year old me 🤝19 year old me holy shit he called him ernie#the chicken soup reunion turned 6 last thurs btw. im normal.#i dont talk abt it as much as i used to but mike + goondis at the end of season 5 still drives me up the WALL im crazy.#ESPECIALLY BECAUSE BEFORE THIS MIKE HAD ONLY EVER CALLED HIM GOONDIS. AND EVERYONE ELSE REALLY ONLY CALLED HIM GOONDIS!!!!#sure we got the odd ernesto from joblet but like!!!!!#ok im done im calm im normal. im done talking about them now. probably#hotdaga
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m!host is my pathetic little meow meow he can be as cringe as he wants
gonna set the blender to puree
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op i need to know ur thoughts on john kramer yaoi.
Let that old man be free and a slut like god intended him to
#bisexual king!!#jill was his side piece. we all know he was getting some pathetic life insurance scammer boypussy on da regular#turned him into boy soup. thats his love language actually#like come on. look at his stupid ass fucking dracula robe. he thinks he looks soooo cool and dark. he thinks hes sooooo mysterious.#guess what kramer. youre not a boss ass bitch. youre a trashy ass FAG!!!!!!!!#latenightsundayblues ask tag
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autistic! bruce wayne & grilled cheese
[ID: Alfred Pennyworth bringing Bruce Wayne his dinner of a grilled cheese sandwich. Bruce is in his Batman costume and is using an electric pencil sharpener as he sits at a desk. He looks up at Alfred and starts to ask, “Did you...?” Alfred interrupts, “Of course, sir. No crust, just as you like it.” Bruce starts munching down on the grilled cheese as he holds it with a napkin (despite having his gloves on). He's holding a letter with his other hand and says to himself, “Okay, who's next?” END ID]
#its his safe food :)#autistic bruce wayne#also just before this alfred scolded him for working in the dark and made him turn on his lamp#unrelated to his grilled cheese :) just alfdad moment i thought you guys would like to know <33#c: dear justice league#crypt's panels#bruce wayne#alfred pennyworth#this has been sititng in my drafts for so long but it seemed fitting with that yuri tomato soup & grilled cheese post i just spammed :)#alfred & bruce#bruce & food
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