#THEY TRIED🥺

[verocitea]

Behold, the truth.

[fairsweetlonging]

shen yuan being animal obsessed to the point he starts trying to take everything remotely friendly home with him so one day returns with the xianxia equivalent of a scraggly possom that hisses at everyone it sees and that is definitely poisonous while still insisting its a little baby that needs a home

airplane never really expanded on the common creature worldbuilding in pidw like pigeons and cats and rabbits and raccoons, so shen yuan started filling in the blanks himself and oh boy did he fill it wrong. he pets a fox-like creature the size of a cow with horns and hooves like it's a horse not knowing that would be like trying to pet a grizzly bear. he coos over the owl-cats that live under overhangs and in dusty attics and really really wants one until liu qingge has to drag him away because they're some of the most awful aggressive pests you can have that swoop down on people and claw their faces open when they're mildly displeased.

one time he walked onto his peak with a six-legged spotted weasel in his sleeve bc it's so cute he just couldn't leave it!! not knowing said weasel is known as one of the most vicious predators because they tear through the calf muscles to cripple prey ten times their size and then eat them alive

however, because shen yuan has the disney princess subclass with a +7 proficiency in animal handling, it never goes wrong. he pets the fox-stag without an issue and it even allows him to climb onto its back. the owl-cats love him and happily play with his robes and fetch things for him. the six legged weasel lazes around the bamboo house all day and loves to be pet. the scaggly possom hisses at and hates everyone except shen yuan.

every other animal had to leave, except the possom. that is a fight they did not win. yue qingyuan only has so much strength and those teary eyes are lethal

[afterthelambs]

This is literally the cutest sprite in the entire game, why did they make him look so baby

[backtocarousel]

bf!chan who gives back hugs whenever he sees your back turned to him, every minute every second.

bf!chan who is unable to keep his hands to himself whenever he's near you. hugging you, kissing you, stroking your hand, everything.

bf!chan who gives soft kisses and pecks to your neck, rubbing his nose as he does it.

bf!chan who is so eager to give but so reluctant to receive, he wants to treat you like the royalty you are.

bf!chan who takes you on star gazing, walking on the beach at 4AM, driving around the whole city, watch the sunset and sunrise as you eat a tub of ice cream together type of dates.

bf!chan who shows up at your house no matter what the time is to kiss you after you jokingly text 'i want to kiss you'

bf!chan who lets you paint his nails whatever color you want. purple? he loves it. metallic gold? perfect. pink glitter? his favorite.

bf!chan who spoils you like crazy. he wouldn't let you say no to him. if he could, he'd give you gifts every millisecond. he loves your reaction.

bf!chan who never forgets anything you mention, even the smallest details. he has his attention on you 25/8. you say you like sunsets? he'd take a picture of them everytime, send a pic and say 'reminds me of you' or 'not as beautiful as you are'

bf!chan who keeps a picture of you in his wallet, and also a picture of you in a locket necklace. everytime he's away from you, he'd look at them.

bf!chan who says 'you look beautiful' everyday even if he didn't see you at all. he knows you look beautiful no matter what.

bf!chan who takes you slowly, whispering sweet nothing's in your ear as he moves slowly.

bf!chan who loves missionary, so he could kiss all over your face and watch how you crumble under him.

bf!chan who does anything you asked. you like rough? he'd make you pass out. slow and sensual? prepare for tons of hugging and kissing, feeling your breath mix with his.

bf!chan who never lets you unsatisfied. that man will NEVER stop unless he sees you have the best orgasm of your life.

bf!chan who takes you anywhere and anytime he could. (with your consent ofc!!)

bf!chan who loves eating you out and satisfying you. his priority is you and only you, he doesn't care about himself much. but if you say you want to suck him off or ride him, who is he to say no?

bf!chan who loves when you take control. maybe he would admit it. but probably not. he loves it when you finger him, order him around, and maybe peg him. (hehe)

bf!chan who is a god at bed, but also a god of aftercare aswell. he'd carry you to bathroom, wash you and massage you. you are not allowed to refuse.

[mobius-m-mobius]

Sometimes our emotions get the better of us. You can say that again.

[sofiaruelle]

Just a couple of besties with matching missing 2 front teef~

[retquits]

an attempted stardew valley style self portrait!!

[cuubism]

i feel like dream in human aus is usually characterized as being more stoic and stern while hob is more easygoing, but i think it would be funny to have a university au where hob is the professor who's like "no work is deserving of 100%. find 27 more sources and do it again" while dream is just like "they put their dreams into it, hob 🥺 A+! A+! A+! A+!"

[beif0ngs]

I didn’t ask you for this. It was something I could fix.

[itiresias]

the fact that arthur keeps calling back to that "someone not to fuck with" line is so funny to me. he got a semi compliment from someone objectively cooler than himself ONCE and he brings it up all the time. deeply embarassing. he fascinates me.

[sophsun1]

Supernatural – 1.01: Pilot

[tyttetardis]

Finally managed to record a bit of David at curtain call 😍

Brilliant seeing this incredible production once again - and getting to see what's different and what isn't 🥹🥰

(Please don't repost ☺️)

[crxxxpz]

All tied up 🪢

[milkbreadtoast]

Prince Jesse Venetiaan, the Moon of the Divine Kingdom🌙✨

[transingthoseformers]

I adore being tags in this, yes

I do

Spike assumes (not unreasonably) that Transformers don't have sex or drink alcohol or anything of that nature bcos they're robots who reproduce asexually and don't eat food so you know. just common sense. doesn't question this at all.

meanwhile shortly after arriving on earth the Autobots w the aid of some research into earth culture and a quiet consultation with Sparkplug put together a list of 'topics not to discuss with juvenile humans' which covers everything to do with both interfacing and recreational mind-altering substances of all kinds.

they're a little unclear on the boundaries around human childhood so err on the side of being very stringent. new arrivals from Cybertron have this included in the debrief. some of them find it a little weird and arbitrary but and its impressed upon them that inappropriate behaviour towards Juvenile Humans will be treated as a very serious offense so they all stick to it.

eventually Spike turns 18 and is no longer subject to the rule and it is like learning the Santa Claus isn't real all over again :(

[clovenoko]

my fanart by AU @pestorik ! 💖 Cater & Trey

I'm thrilled with twst at!! 💖💕 all the designs are wonderful and interesting!! 🧡💚🧡💚🧡