#THEY SUCK SO MUCH GRR

[funkbun]

i think it's funny how floofy n beffica are leading that Evil Grumpuses poll cause to me they're two completely different levels of "Shitty Person" lol

they're like this to me

[kwillow]

Hey digital artists, what canvas size do you typically do your pieces on?

Just curious if I'm hamstringing myself with the size canvas I use. For reference, I tend to work at 1500 px - 3000 px maximum (before I size it down for posting).

[itstimeforstarwars]

After writing the first scene in the next chapter, I wrote down three things that I needed to put in the scene. I now have four more pages of this scene but none of the three things have made it in.

[cloudbends]

I need a month of recharging before I can draw everything I wanna draw so badly but unfortunately as life would have it I am facing 3 exams 2 essays and 3 seminars on the span of 2 months. I am so fucked <3

[antirepurp]

con weekend is great except im now plagued by the peer pressure of every artist and cosplayer being on ig and sharing their accounts with one another while i shove my neocities url back in my pocket bc i haven't updated it in months and it's very messy

[maliciousalice]

I keep flip-flopping on if I liked s2.

[saberdramon]

i got the update on mobile that fucks with the post layout and removes the indicator of who you reblogged the post from in some instances and i feel claustrophobic now. pointless ui changes gotta be one of the worst of all time

[harunayuuka2060]

Ruggie: Out of all of us here, Leona has the healthiest relationship.

Rook: Oh la la! Please tell us why, Monsieur Dandelion!

Vil: Yes, I'm also curious.

Ruggie: You know how it's pretty common for couples to fight over small, petty things?

Vil: Yes?

Ruggie: Well, Leona never had those arguments with MC.

Ruggie: MC tells him to take out the trash. He'll do it then cleans the kitchen.

Vil: Leona? Cleaning the kitchen?

Ruggie: Shishishi! I know! Shocking, right?!

Rook: What else could you tell us?

Ruggie: When Leona messes up so bad, MC would ask him to eat first then take a shower, and wear something comfy before scolding him.

Rook: Aww~! How sweet of Trickster!

Vil: It seems we have been talking too much. He's hugging them.

MC: Leona?

Leona: Grr...

MC: ...

MC: We're not leaving. We've just arrived.

Leona: ...

Leona: But the music sucks.

MC: *chuckles* I'll just cover your ears then.

Leona: Oh? So a snuggle? *smirking*

[webism]

me when i submit yet another toji ask to the webism blog in my phone toji fushiguro....save me...... he probably spits. he spits so much. he'll spit in ur mouth, spit on his own dick (lube? never heard of her). he'll probably lick you up and down. hell, he's the type to lick your face mid-sex, and hell again because you can't bring yourself to care. not when it's toji. he's already gross, what did you expect? again with licking, he also bites, but i think only in his favourite places. thighs. neck. collar bones. maybe even your tits, if applicable.... he's a BIIIIG hickie leaver. why wouldnt he leave a mark???? it's like a cute little signature. or, a stamp on your brain — like when he spelled out his name with his tongue over and over until you came.... he's soooooo gross ugh ugh i hate him grrrr grr toji. i need him beaten and bruised on my bedroom floor so i can suck him and his dick dry like a vampire.

toji licking up the side of your face does something absolutely fucking deranged to me south HOLDING YOUR FACE WITH HIS HAND SO YOU CANT TURN AWAY FROM IT EITHER bark bark BARK BARK BARK

id get his bitemark tattooed and he would fucking love that.

[konigsblog]

i wanna lick and rub my pussy against older!dadbod!könig's chubby, hairy stomach while he guides my hips loosely, dragging me back and forth while smoking!

or sucking him off while he talks to his friend :( on my knees and sucking his big, meaty cock sloppily while he acts nonchalant, not reacting to our hardwork while talking with his friend :( he's ignoring us, and now we want a reaction!!! :( ☀️

// somnophillia warning.

sucking him off while he sleeps :( his greedy girl sucking him off and crying because you're so desperate to be fucked. sometimes he'll wake up to you riding him and babbling out! a whiney, little mess beside him, breathless and panting.

and grr :( your boyfriend laying on top of you and restricting you! he's too heavy, so you're stuck beneath him while he drives his big, hard dick in and out of your wetness :((((

i could write so much fluff and smut with him !!!!!!

[batmanisagatewaydrug]

Telehealth sucks so much.

I haven't been to therapy in a month.

I hate it so much. Grr woof growl

sorry to hear that but I'm not your diary pls take your complaints elsewhere

[aka-indulgence]

So, Ramattra huh? :3c

Ok so um. He’s completely taken over my mind for the past month 😭 I’m in love with this man

Usually I’m a sucker for the villains who are evil mostly for the sake of being evil or aggressive monster types but he’s like… morally gray complex? My (personal opinion) least favorite thing about supposedly morally grey characters is when they’re basically just evil except they go “oh but my backstory,” >:/ But here you can see why, there’s a lot of injustices towards omnics in the overwatch universe and you can see why he’s fighting so hard to make a change, even through any means necessary.

I’ve only started playing recently and every time I play as him I just find every little thing he does attractive orz the way he moves is so determined and confident, the way his hand strains when he’s shooting his primary fire/raising his shield… his scarf makes him look so majestic when he runs… his hair, gives him this effect that makes him look elegant? I want to tie his hair back for him huhuguhghuh

And oh my god don’t get me started on his nemesis form I’m dead 💀 He turns into this huge beast of a robot with big arms?? And his voice gets an extra.. filter to it that makes him sound scarier and growlier? I used to not like how his original arms were still visible, but now it’s yet another thing why I love him uhghehgfg he looks so confident with his arms crossed while he’s pummeling his enemies into submission and his cable hair flowing in the wind liks swoosh… and things get ramped up when he’s doing his annihilation ultimate, he can just run into the enemy team and suck their life force(?) Also this is a meta reason but I think it’s hot when he ults and the team scatters away from him 😳

and ough HIS VOICE AUGH HIS VOICE!! He always sounds so controlled and collected, and when he’s in nemesis form it’s like his restrained rage gets unleashed, phew… ngl I’ve been rewatching “Ramattra Voice Line” videos so much jkdshfnejf I love all versions of his ult line, whether its “SUFFER, AS I HAVE!” or “Rip them to pieces,”, or even the april fools line bc I just think he’s silly and dramatic in that one 🥺

I also watch a lot of his interactions, because despite his (understandable) hatred for humans, he’s respectful and polite to a lot of the other overwatch heroes. I imagine it’d be easy to write him as someone who dislikes all humans, but he shows appreciation to humans he thinks are kind and helpful to omnics, even if they might not like him. Even to humans he isn’t a fan of his conversations are still polite and reserved, or at the very least, he’s passive aggressive- but he never gets into a “grr I hate all of you” thing that Reaper has (lol)

His conversation with Venture especially makes me soft… he sounds encouraging to a human who wants to go to the Shambali monastery.

And of course his interactions with Bastion and Zenyatta are soft and gentle because omnics and knowing Zenyatta from the monastery.

I just- what if I’m his favorite person? What if I’m his exception to his hatred for humans? What if he was contrasted by a soft human? What if he says “Only you,” to his human? What if the hands he used for violence were also used to gently hold a delicate human he loves? uhuguhguhuhgufdgdfhgjdfhgd

I’m being self indulgent here and I say I wanna kiss Null Sector’s leader !!!! I want him to press his forehead to mine!! I want him to dink his mouth on my cheek and I do the same on his cool faceplate! I want him to cradle me with his nemesis hands! I want to hold his face when his faceplate gets cracked and his handsome, intense eye is visible and looking at me like I’m his treasure! ARGHRGHRG

[klaus-littlestwolf]

Random Thoughts: Klaus Mikaelson

Voice of the Wolf

Klaus’ wolf is just as obsessed with his mate as he is

A werewolf has a voice in their head once they trigger the gene and it speaks to them. All wolves have this, though few talk about it to anyone other than other wolves since the voices can be…hostile at best…vicious and violent at worst

The voice in Klaus’ head was cut off from him when his mother cursed him and though he had only had that voice in his head for about a month from the time he turned and killed someone until his mother cursed him that next full moon, he truly had missed it. The voice, though terrifying at first, really helped him embrace who and what he was when no one else ever had.

Once he had broken his curse Klaus once again had the ability to find his mate as a wolf and when he did that voice in his head howled so loud it gave him a headache (though brief it may have been) and it was rabid for you

Every once in a while it scared him with how desperate the beast was for you but Klaus knew even as a wolf he would never harm you. When he followed you those first few days after finding you his wolf insisted Klaus just take you and lock you in his home, that he was the only person you would ever need and while there was something very appealing about that idea he knew he could never do that to you.

His wolf was talking nearly every time Klaus was in your presence and while the Hybrid tried to ignore it most of the time and even got it to shut up on occasion, eventually he had to come clean about it as it sometimes became a distraction to him and he didn’t want you thinking he wasn’t listening to you or was uninterested. You were actually understanding about it and even seemingly curious which Klaus enjoyed, he loved that you embraced something about him that no one else ever had

Unfortunately his wolf was often overly sexual and detail oriented which ended with the Hybrid hiding an erection every time the beast went into detail about how perfect your breasts are and how desperate he is to suck on them, or how tight your pussy must be and how much you would love that wolf tongue tasting you deeper than anyone else ever had

Klaus was surprised when you agreed to be there when he shifted one night, while Klaus was conscious and could control himself during his change the wolf is at the forefront of his mind and is more in charge like how it is for every wolf, Klaus may have perks but his wolf is still a wolf.

You didn’t like watching him change, hating the sound of your loves bones breaking and reshaping, not enjoying him in pain but you sucked it up and held his head to your chest, brushing through his hair as it happened and were eventually left with a large hound shoving his snout in your breasts

You allowed him to snuggle you for quite some time before he ran around, letting off some steam and killing people. You awoke later that night to the large black wolf hopping into your bed and pressing his body to yours. At one point when he shoved his nose between your legs you smacked his snout, shocking him when you didn’t even flinch as he growled at you, going so far as to ‘grr’ right back at him

The beast in Klaus’ mind was just as desperate and needy for you as he is and you loved it, every second of it as it was also just as much of a Puppy as your thousand year old boyfriend was

Klaus Mikaelson Masterlist

Random Thoughts

[the-s1lly-corner]

Baal aym kallamar x follower reader who got assigned cooking duty but they suck in the kitchen

Baal Aym and Kallamar x reader who cant cook

i dont know if my body is just being weird but ive been feeling so tired lately grr grr keep strumbling over my feet too and i hate it notes: post game, all of you are followers, reader is gn and any creature cws: none

BAAL

he can cook decently well, hes learned a few things since hes joined the cult and he has the mind to take a moment to prepare all of his ingredients so he doesnt have to scramble around later for them

so he really comes in handy when you call for him to give you a hand! hes fairly patient when it comes to you, so while hes helping you hes also showing you some of the stuff hes picked up on so you can apply it in the future!

if youre a bad enough cook to set the nonflammable stuff on fire hes.... admittedly going to be impressed, however that pushes him to keep an even closer eye on you

as well as following behind to join you in the kitchen when he catches wind that youve been assigned dinner duty

AYM

cannot cook for shit, unlike his brother he has not picked up any skills since hes been brought into the cult... in fact hes just as bad of a cook as you!

with your combined skills you both do the impossible: set water on fire! you both kind of stare at it for a moment before realizing what exactly is going on, thus rushing around to try to put it out.... can you put it out with more water?

you may get banned from kitchen duties, but honestly? aym isnt too bothered about it, hes much more interested in some of the rougher jobs; going on missions or some of the hands on labor like chopping wood

that being said hes eating anything you give him even if it makes him sick- supportive boyfriend to the end

KALLAMAR

is.... not the best cook due to not needing to cook for so long- he was a bishop... why cook when someone can do it for you? not totally helpless in the kitchen as long as theres someone to keep him on task... terrified of hot oil and its splatters as he should be.... pure evil....

tries to impress you by showing you how to get the work done but it ends up with the two of you just staring at a recipe book and wondering what half the words mean

set on doing it himself because now that hes said that hes going to help you out loud he feels he needs to commit to it

the food does not turn out pretty, much to his despair, but its... mostly edible, even if its not all that tasty

leshy and heket will not let either of you live this down... mostly not let kallamar live it down but you get roped in...

[sefusneezed]

What was Kat's upbringing like (with having three dads)

Ermm TECHNICALLY one dad and two uncles 🤓🤓🤓🤓

UHHHH probably not the typical admech upbringing experience. She didn't have any like, tiger parent stuff. But its honestly not any typical upbringing experience in general lmfao Von Kuronar is nuts.

She's an orphan and adopted RIP but she doesn't remember her birth parents because she was literally an infant when Von Kuronar took her in. Like five months old. This guy who claims he's ALL logic NO emotion went out and adopted a baby just to spite the ecclesiarchy who was calling her blessed by the Emperor when it was his skitarii blessed by the OMNISSIAH who found her. Then he comes back to the rest of the gang ranting about the hardships of being a single father and Kalanis and Mordekai are just confused as hell.

Problem is this guy had no idea what he was doing. A SUPER old archmagos who's not only disconnected and out of touch, but also unhinged and strange in general to begin with. He's literally the worst guy you could pick for parenting. Dude yells way too much at everyone, he had to get his vocal chords augmented so they can handle the amount of yelling he does. He just seems angry all the time. Literally everything he says can be taken negatively. And he just Cannot Relate to stupid biological child problems so he has no idea what to do when she comes crying over random kid stuff and he ends up saying and doing the stupidest most braindead stuff you can imagine to try and "fix" it. I mean, dude tried his best. He read as many parenting books as possible. Let's her get away with everything (literally bans her from the biologis labs and then conveniently "forgets" the next day) And he spoils tf outta her. So then you get this weird disconnected dynamic that's literally just based off miscommunication where he loves her as his own and thinks her not wanting to be around him is just "grr my dad is old and NOT cool" but then actually she's just scared of him and every interaction is awkward as hell. He will not admit any fault though he did nothing wrong he is the best dad. UHH MORE INFO She was homeschooled. She was so bad at basic admech stuff that she would not has survived in any kinda schola and it got too expensive to keep bribing them. She does not vibe with the machine spirits and tbh didn't have much interest in them anyway. But its ok she makes up for it by being a biologis savant. Literally ten years old and doing open heart surgery sticking augmentations on people messing with clone vats. It's so weird she is so bad at machinery unless that machinery has SOMETHING to do with biology, and then she's a genius. So Kuronar just let her focus on that because mechanics was just painful for everyone involved when she did that. Unfortunately UHH she also had no friends. Literally none besides like, SUPER old people and servitors because like she just simply didn't know anyone else. She was so lonely she harassed anyone who made the mistake of giving her attention RIP to all of Kalanis' offworld diplomat guests.

In general umm it wasn't really good but it wasn't bad either?? I mean, its kind of shit but in the context of 40k childhoods she was soooo lucky. Didn't even have the typical admech rigid structures and schedules and whatever smh smh they just let her do whatever she wanted. Sucks for her though because she's still a big nerd who made HERSELF study biologis stuff and now everyone must suffer for it when the latest Kat Beast escapes containment. They should have just left her with the ecclesiarchy and made them deal with her.