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I know that lesbian is also a word that can refer to someone from the island of lesbos and when Herodotus says that a king “sent his lesbians” to do something he’s referring to soldiers from lesbos
but I can’t get the image out of my head of a king or general pointing at a city and yelling “go, my lesbians!” and then a bunch of gay women running in to burn it down
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What do you think about this color?
- it's definitely the ugliest color
- it's ugly but I've seen uglier
- it's not so bad
- I like it
- it's my favorite color :(
Thank you poll master <3
You're very welcome :)
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why don't you do arts and crafts for 5 hours and then you'll calm down
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bro you gotta relinquish that shit. surrender it bro. it serves you not bro just cast it away.
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in the club fully sober politely informing my friends that I don't like loud sounds and will be leaving early
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come on gimme things to sort. i'm so fucking good at sorting come on lemme sort
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Are there any LO panels that just absolutely send you whenever you read them?
oh god, too many to count LOL but here are a handful that came to mind right off the bat-
Zeus calling Persephone's bluff and leaving her with Dionysus:
Naked Hades jumpscare:
Whatever the fuck they did to Hecate here:
While I get the intended joke, this is even funnier if you hate Persephone:
whyareyourunning.mp4:
for some reason this creepy lawyer guy who showed up for like 2 panels is in the coloring book and i couldn't tell you why:
Persephone breaks her leg:
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you probably thought today was a normal Monday. nooooope. strong as fuck ice mummy again, sorry.
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one time i took a picture of a tiger at the zoo and the tiger smiled for the picture it was very great and the best picture i’ve ever taken
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