"oh my god they touched"
"oh wow -_-"
STOP MAKING FUN OF US???!?!?!?!?!
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phantom wait.. if sayaka is around 22 in ur cruise ship au, and she has a 7 yro at 29 (ur other au) ... does that mean she gets pregnant on the boat?
Wow.. uh
Well i just woke up
Also I don't think that she'd want to do all that on a boat, even if it is a comfortable cruise..
But even if she did get pregnant on the boat, Kokichi and Kaito are already attending the cruise, so?
But good attention to detail! Lol
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Why does Netflix's algorithm think I want to see James McAvoy get pegged by Angelina Jolie?
I mean, I do, but how do they know that?
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They are watching me very closely...
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My irl friends know too much about my fictional crushes I need to hire a mafia
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chickens are crazy to be laying those big ass eggs for our consumption WHO ASKED FOR THAT mind your own damn business chickens
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Haha dairy queen, your advertising won't work on @eraserheadbabyboy and me... Wait a minute
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i didn't have "i'm broken" teenage asexual angst i had "i'm literally being the only reasonable one about this concept and the rest of you are behaving like fucking freaks" perception issues
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if you opened discord’s april fools day loot boxes how long did it take you to get all the items? it took my friend 18 boxes but me 65 and i want to see how bad my luck is
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every time I think about my gender I get confused so I simply stopped thinking about it. it is not my problem
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because here's the thing here's the thing the question was not "would you be more surprised to run into a fairy or a walrus" the question was "would you be more surprised to find a fairy or a walrus AT YOUR DOOR" and while no, i do not believe in fairies and would be surprised to know they EXIST i would NOT be surprised to find one at my door. HOWEVER, if a WALRUS shows up at my door i have to contend with the fact that a walrus somehow made it to my apartment specifically and knocked on my door for god knows what reason. i would be more surprised to know that a fairy EXISTS, of course, but NOT that they're at my door, do you get me?
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