#THEY HAVE TRAITS 4 A REASON ITS NOT JUST 2 LOOK COOL!!!!!!!

[verm1c1de]

addendum to my irken boobs post:

efurry time someone gives purredatory ((as in carnivorous,,)) traits to irkens i lose 1 of my 9 lives

[makingspiritualityreal]

Why Saturn Makes you Bad at Doing Things

Saturn in our chart is about things we don't have an instinctive understanding of. These are things we have to work hard (as in tediously, long term) to improve. Over time, we can become meticulous and more decent at this area of our lives, but it takes time for us to get there.

Example, I have Saturn in Aquarius and it took me over 10 years to get the hang of social media, and I'm still learning. Since according to Vedic classics, Saturn is "lame" by nature, these are the areas where we end up with what we feel are initially inadequate results.

What is the reason for such a situation with Saturn?

1. Karmic delay manifesting as lack of financial physical support in your Saturn area. You simply receive the necessary basic tools to be able to accomplish anything worthwhile in this given area with a delay. Example - I have Saturn in Aquarius in the 4th, and I really care about memories and pictures and organising them on socials as a sort of virtual diary. I have been a content creator for 5 years now. I endlessly struggled with inadequate technology, poor quality gear or no gear, and lower quality content as a result. Editing only takes you so far. Tools of the trade are important.

2. Lack of external support and education, delayed access to basic support and education. Noone is going to help you in the area of your Saturn, unless you have excellent synastry with somebody. You need to learn everything by yourself from the ground up, starting from nothing, feeling like you're behind your peers. You don't know yourself in that area, so you don't know what suits you and as a result you have a delayed awareness of what is good for you.

3. Which brings me to my next point, perfectionism. Saturn is what our soul wants to perfect and master, and then release once our legacy is perfected. You will not be satisfied with mediocrity there. I have heard it countless times from people "why do you care about random pictures" well because my Saturn in the 4th wants a perfect photo diary and I want it to be organized and look good. Memories matter to me so I take them very seriously. As a result, we end up being harder on ourselves there than the average person, because we want more, and we want better. If used well, as a result of this attitude, Saturn has the potential to deliver high quality results.

4. Not fitting into trends, first because of the delayed learning process, then because you skipped on major social moments. You just don't know how to be "cool" where your Saturn is placed, because it takes time to build up that ease, and it's always with a lot of practice. As a result, you feel inadequate and lonely in that area, because your difficult experience makes it impossible to connect with your peers, who may mock you over traits of your Saturn. Over time, if Saturn is strong you can become an inspiration and a trendsetter yourself.

5. And finally, and most surprisingly so, lack of interest. The mix of karma and external circumstances and understanding of futility makes us subconsciously reject deeper involvement in the karmas of our Saturn and its Nakshatras. Example, I have Saturn in Dhanishta and I simply refuse to do anything for the sake of popularity, to impress any group, or even join a group for status. I am ready to die alone in my isolated cute house (probably because Saturn in the 4th) just to be myself. Growing up, I denied all social adherence within my family, because I believed they do everything wrong. I also denied all social adherence to the most popular people in school, finding them shallow and disgusting, and throwing their life away while I put my head to my studies and focused on my goals. As a result, my personal journey is unrelatable to most people, because few have the gumption to resist their environments so completely, few are so critical of these environments, few people choose strife, loneliness and lack, because it's the right thing to do. So you can see how our Saturn makes us subversive, denying granting people any expectation in that area and doing everything "their own way".

[jjwho]

Who is your Next Lover

Pile 1. Pile 2

Pile 3. Pile 4

Pile1

Cards pulled out: Five of pentacles, ten of pentacles reversed, seven of wands reversed, three of swords reversed.

Okay pile oneee

Oof so what im getting is that your person might feel left out in the cold, having it ruff especially if its financially, maybe their parents are divorced because of financial issues.

This person really genuinely has it ruff, like they mightve unexpectedly lost a lot of things, like family and espically money, I'm seeing a scene of being in their parents debt and repaying their debt.

Shame man and I see them always surrender so easily and just saying yk fine I'll pay for their debts even though they should. I feel like this person is trying to stay optimistic

This person is someone who has it really ruff but still smiles yk. Hides the pain through a smile and just tries their best and stays optimistic even though the circumstances are bad. I do feel they are trying to ket go of pain and grief but shame man you should take care of them😭🥲

Physical traits:

-Might look German, Dutch or Afrikaans or raised there

-Dark skinned

-Youthful appearance

-Doe eyes

Awww so innocent. I hope that helps you pile one. Just know this is a general reading si nit everything is gonna resonate

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Pile 2

Cards pulled out: Revered- King of pentacles, death, ten of swords

Upright- The High Priestess

Okay pile 2 so uh

This person might not have the best background or past, cause this person might of been very unstable with money and just an unstable person. May come off as cold and rude and greedy. Now they also have a fear of change, they don't want ti change their old habits for some reason. Or didn't want to.

Now maybe they are trying ti change that now, but it takes a really long time for a man or woman like that to change so yeah. Just live your life and don't stay with this person if they aren't gonna treat you well.

They also might come off as mysterious at first or they have a thing for mysterious people and this person really has a thing for desire like he can't control himself and just takes and tales that's what im getting.

(Sorry very toxic masculine energy that's why I called it a him.)

Physical traits:

-oop they may appear to be more feminine, but personality might be masculine

-They have nice nails

-Curvy

-Asian(Asian also means Indian people)

Okay hope that helps pile 2222

Byeee

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Pile 3

Cards pulled out: five of cups,ace of pentacles,seven of cups, seven of pentacles revered

Okay pile 3 sooo

Your next lover is giving me daddy boss vibes

Like this person gots lots of money and opportunities and shit, but idk this person is always focused on the negative, this person is a workaholic doe

This person just needs to set their mind straight, like this person might have a kit of set backs or procrastinate or put their decisions on hold which they shouldnt cause.

Money.

If yk what I mean.

But that's really all that I'm getting tbh, they might a little lazy too when it comes to live, not too experienced in it and enter really been in love. To focused on work yk.

Physical Traits

-They got abs-

-Freckles

-Strong arms

-summer aesthetic

Damn they work out. Hot for uuu

Okay byeee hope that helps pile 3333

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Pile 4

Cards pulled out: eight of pentacles, the devil, judgement, ten of swords reversed

Okay pile 4 so uhm damn

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So you might know this person from work, might be a new worker, they work really hard and might attract a lot of the higher ups. They're confident in there work too, now they might be a bit of a sexual person who's a bit obsessive and yk very sexual and naughty ooop. Yeah yeah. Like a dark but attractive aura. Pure and cool at work but sexy and whatever around outside yk yk.

Some who likes fairness though. Very strong taste in justice. And someone who stands up for themselves and other yk yk.

Sexy, hardworking, good morals, sexy again.

That's all that I'm getting tbh

Physical Traits:

-Doe eyes

-Light skinned

-Brown eyes

-they might not smell the best tho-

Hope that helps byeee

[zzombiecleo]

what love could get this vicious?

i'm only like 2 hours late technically? whoopsie daisy! here's day 4 of yuri week! obligatory @mcyt-yuri-week, please enjoy this (or not, its not everyones thing)! check it out on ao3 as well!

fandom: life series smp characters: ldshadowlady, zombiecleo, mentioned bigb+ others ship: ldshadowlady/zombiecleo additional tags: major character death, graphic depictions of violence, alternate universe - superheroes/superpowers, superhero ldshadowlady, villain zombiecleo, emotional manipulation, manipulation, manipulative relationship, unhealthy relationships, unrequited love, murder, revenge, grief/mourning, mental instability, brutal murder, theyre both fucked up in this one!, drabble, mcyt yuri week, toxic ass fuckign yuri (affectionate), soemthing something revenge something something two graves summary: a grief-stricken hero hunts an unrepentant villian — mcyt valentines yuri week day 4: grief/revenge

LDShadowlady, superhero extraordinaire, is, according to everything Cleo knows, usually quite a nice and polite hero. Sweet, bubbly, but capable of dealing with threats easily when needed.

Unfortunately, her friend BigB never seemed to have quite perfected that skill.

Probably why it was so easy to kill him, actually.

Look, Cleo is well aware that she’s a horrible person! It’s her whole thing! She’s a villain for a reason, people! Killing someone who betrayed her the way BigB did is really not that big of a deal. She has done domestic terrorism before, murdering one random hero is not her worst crime. Yet, it seems that it’s the one that LDShadowlady has fixated on. Or, rather, the one Lizzie has fixated on.

Maybe she’s just upset about Cleo’s whole ‘tricking you into finding me sympathetic, making you fall in love with me so hard that you start spying on other heroes for me and then murdering your best friend in front of you after I got what I needed’ thing. Actually, not gonna lie, that does sound like the most likely reason Lizzie is currently on a one woman hunt for Cleo’s head. Attached or otherwise. In Cleo’s defence, what kind of hero actually falls in love with a villain. Also, the little shit deserved it. Maybe if he didn’t leave her for dead, they wouldn’t have killed him.

Joe always tells her she’s very vindictive. He also often tells them it’s one of their best traits. So, realistically, this is fine. This is fine.

Okay, so maybe the whole ‘pretending to date her’ thing was a teeny bit mean, even for them. Especially when she did it to one of the top heroes in the country. Cleo is, to be honest, screwed. Completely and utterly screwed. Apparently grieving and vengeful superheroes don’t tend to be very delicate when it comes to dealing with threats like, let’s say, a villain ranked #5 most wanted in the country. A villain like Zombie.

Cleo is standing on the roof of an apartment building, a cool night time breeze blowing her hair back, the only sounds the distant cars far below. It rained earlier so everything’s wet and they’re left to stand. She’s pondering all her life decisions, trying to figure if it was worth it. Just as she’s deciding that yes, revenge was in fact worth them being hunted by a pissed off hero, she hears a faint splash of something stepping in a puddle behind her.

Spinning around, she’s greeted by pink hair and a tear stained face. Lizzie. Fantastic. Just wonderful! Everything is fine!

“You!” Lizzie snarls, “You bloody monster!”

“I mean, I think that’s very subjective.” Cleo says, desperately wishing they actually told her friends where they were going today.

“Oh my gosh, I-” She stops and smiles, something dangerous and just a little unhinged hiding in her expression, “You know what? I really want to see you die!”

She launches herself at Cleo, not even bothering to use her little flower power to attack, going in with her bare hands. They smile and dodge. Despite the lies, fighting with Lizzie always felt like a dance. This will be fun! As long as they don’t die, obviously.

Lizzie swings wildly at them, nailing a solid punch on her jaw. Her eyes are wide with prominent bags and she doesn’t seem to be wearing her comms or the legally required camera that all heroes should have. That’s not good. But it’s fine. It’s all fine.

“I can’t believe I trusted you! You lied to me and I trusted you! I-” Cleo backs up and Lizzie slips in pursuit, grabbing their leg on her way down and dragging them along, “I bloody loved you, do you get that?! How could you?”

Lizzie climbs on top of her, keeping them on the ground and murmurs “The worst part is that I still bloody do! Because I’m stupid. And you’re beautiful. And you knew exactly what to say every time. I can’t believe I fell for you, for all your stupid lies!”

Cleo finally struggles free and throws Lizzie off of her and takes several steps back, wishing they kept comms on them.

“When you- When I saw you k-kill him, it didn’t quite hit and my first thought was about blummin’ heck, it was about helping you cover it up! You charmed that bloody badly, trained me like a blummin’ dog!” She stands, her costume dirty and wet, hands shaking, and they take some more steps back, “Can you even imagine how much I loved you? How much I still do because you know, I told you, that I hate letting go of people? You bloody monster. Did you ever even care?”

“LDShado-”

“Don’t! You know my name. I know you do, Cleo. Don’t be shy now.”

“Fine. Lizzie, then. What I figure is, I figure you’re real mad right now and- Well. You have the right to be, okay? I messed up, is what I’m saying. But I promise th-” They just wanted to buy some time, spout some of that bullshit Lizzie loves and get out. Clearly they didn’t say the right thing, not this time. No charming their way out now.

“No! No, no, no!” She lurches forward and grabs Cleo by the shoulders. “Oh no, you don’t! If you won’t say anything important. Then- Oh my gosh, then I suppose I can just cut to the chase!”

Lizzie pushes, far harder than they’ve ever felt prior and they land on the ground. Hard. Lizzie flips in her in a smooth move and grabs the back of her hair. They struggle but she won’t let go and the realisation strikes that no, everything is not fine, and that they never said bye to Joe when she left earlier and she left Scott on read and Stress was meant to drop by tomorrow and-

They realise the last thing they’ll ever see is the dirty concrete. The last voice they’ll hear is someone’s who loved them far more than they even thought of her. Will her friends even know what happened? There was so fucking much Cleo wanted to do! They wanted to tear down all this corrupt bullshit and have fun doing it! But now-

“I’m gonna avenge BigB. And myself. And my bloody heart! All in one!”

Nothing will come of any of it now, will it?

Then Lizzie pulls their head back and slams it into the concrete. And then does it again. Again. Again. Again, again, again againagainagainagain-

When the authorities arrive all that is left is a woman wailing and the unrecognisable remains of someone she thought was her forever.

[stellawolfearts]

Aight it's been a long hit minute since I sent ya anything (hi hello bye the bye)

Top five favorite facts/bits of lore/ HCs (can be yours or others head canons) of nezha 😁

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ooooh top five facts/bits of lore/ HCs about Nezha. this is gonna be fun~

Powers

youd never guess. but when i first watched through LMK i didnt care for Nezha. not rlly. I always thought he was cool and had a nice design but I didnt really care much for him. But i ALWAYS thought his powers and abilitys were so cool. maybe its my bias for pink characters and powers (i also have a bias for blue) but when i needed a character to do some fighting in my fic i snatched Nezha. and ever since i started writing him i couldnt stop. So honestly i gotta put his cool lookin powers as #1 since its what initially hooked me onto his character. both canon and other power HC's i have.

2. His personality PSA: Im not saying any of this is canon. these are my headcanons.

I love canon Nezha dont get me wrong, but im a little biased to my headcanons. well- more then a little XP. I ADORE sassy traumatized fucked up little guys. LMK Nezha is already sassy as hell, as he should be. he's soooooo traumatized if you read into his mythology. and he's also so POWERFUL.

it's just something about characters who are mainly known for being powerful and unstoppable. a force to be reckoned with. but eventually it's revealed this 'unstopable persona' is actually just a mask they've built. They are no doubt very powerful. but one of the reasons people are so scared of them is bc they've built the reputation so no one hurts them anymore. Nearly always on the defensive and holding their emotions inside so thy don't get hurt anymore. But like we saw in the s3 special with MK can still be gentle and kind.

not only that, but needs that kind of kindness and acceptance in his life. Needs a family that will accept all aspects of him. The good and the bad.

TS Nezha is a hurt kid. Traumatized and honestly kinda lonely. Because there's very few people that know the real him. Even if he trusts other people, there's no guarantee that they will accept the real him without the mask he's created. Kin moment.

that and the fact its very easy to shove him into a found family.

also Autism representation in my HC's. I'm Autistic, and some of his traits are just me projecting my Autism onto him.

3. His white hair.

My favorite lore bit about Nezha is not something a lot of people know about him. In the translation of Investiture of the Gods I own it says he was born with white hair.

Chapter 12 - The birth of Nezha

However, as Yin had a strange dream one night, she suddenly gave birth to this strange child the following morning. With maidens rushing about saying that a demon was present in Yin's chambers, Li Jing immediately rushed forth into her room and cleaved in two a strange fleshy ball that rolled to and fro across the floor. Within the ball emerged a small young child with hair as white as snow with a gleaming golden bracelet on his right wrist.

I have implemented this in my Tangled Star AU but how is spoilers >:3

all im saying is TSNezha and TSMac have something in common~ but thats already saying too much >:3

4. His Design Theres a reason ive only minorly changed his design in my headcanons. Overall i ADORE it. Again im probably biased because of all the pink but I love characters like him. He's got some traditionaly feminine design choices. at least traditionally in the west (Pink, Long hair, the bottom of his armor looks like a skirt). It's very gender. and he's just cute overall. his design is so much fun to draw and my version is even more fun.

Honestly. The guys got my gender. Masc, but confident in wearing some feminine things. He just seems like the kind of guy who'd like wearing dresses and keeping his hair long, but still masc nonetheless. Breaking gender norms as he should.

5. His dynamics with other characters.

I love writing him interacting with other characters. He just clashes so well with the other characters when i write him in my AU's. both positively and negatively. I love writing him in angst, i love writing him in fluff. I just. love putting this guy into situations XD.

his relationship with his found family in tangled star is SO MUCH FUN to write. traumatized little guy who trusts no one but the people he's closest with. and even they are still getting him to open up.

thats...honestly the best way i can describe my top five things about nezha. its hard to explain why i like him and i was just tempted to write

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So be happy you got that much out of me. sorry it got so long but once i start ranting i cant stop. XD

[bunnymajo]

Top 5 toy-driven anime for boys? For some reason I've been really noticing lately how much of the magical girl genre is essentially really pretty toy commercials and I'm kind of fascinated now by whatever the gendered flipside of that is.

Keroro Gunso

Keroro's a funny case because it wasn't always a toy driven franchise, it was just a boy's comedy manga heavy on anime references/parody and romcom hijinks, but once Sunrise & Bandai decided to be a sponsor for the anime adaptation you better believe it became one.

One aspect you have a team of color coded alien critters that are screaming to be made into marketable plushies. Each one even has a corresponding human character they're best friends kids can identify with. So there's that merch avenue

On the other hand you have Keroro's great love of Gundam model kits, a trait they leaned into hard. The show served not only to promote Keroro's toys but also real world Gundam models and other Bandai ventures. The funniest part of the 3rd movie to me is when they're all building a giant gundam model to fight against the bad guy and as a test of their friendship - and when they finish an orchestral cover of "Tobe! Gundam" plays in the background. Gundam models can solve all your problems kids!

2. Digimon

Where to even start with Digimon man...

It's strongest aspect as a toyline frachise was selling these guys with the ideal of having your own personal pet that can have conversations with you and all beat up your bullies, save you from danger, loves you unconditionally and help you grow into the best version of yourself. Digimon are the ultimate magical girl mascots if you ask me. While Pokemon has a big emphasis on collecting and working together as a big team - I like Digimon's spin on making it more personal.

3. SDF Macross

(I'm adding the "Women of Robotech" dolls because I think they're neat)

Macross may have more of a reputation for its music these days but in the 80's it was all about the giant robots & transforming planes! The VF-1S Valkyrie also went on to famously be added to Hasbro's Transformers toy line so when Harmony Gold wanted to make Robotech toys they couldn't sell it! 80's toy deals were a mess! Love it!

That all aside, the heart of Macross is it's drama and it's analysis of humanity adapting to weird af conditions. What do we fight for, how do we solve conflicts, how do we create, how to we continue to grow - the answer is to sing pop music until the aliens leave us alone. In my mind the planes & robots are just a fun bonus to everything else lol.

4. Yu-Gi-Oh

I had a huge Yugioh phase in early High School so I gotta mention it even if I wasn't really into it for the toys. I liked the monsters and the characters/story and tried to get into the card game but it didn't stick. I didn't have a hard time learning the rules though.

5. Saint Seiya

I'll be real, I've never been really into Saint Seiya's story or characters much, but I LOVE its aesthetics. If I was a kid in the 80s I probably would've gone nuts for this. A bunch of cool fighters named after stars and you can go and collect them all and collect all their cool outfits? I keep trying to get into it each iteration (the closest was probably Saintia Shou or Saint Seiya Omega) and it never sticks, but dang it looks cool

[dozzlegramcracker]

ok so rant abt monster high

im gonna rant about so many things that went wrong with the new monster high gen. there is. many.

lagoona isnt even blue anymore

why. why is she pink. WHAT HAPPENED TO HER CURLY HAIR and gil. he's...

i actually hate this. WHY DOES HE LOOK LIKE THATTT WHAT HAPPENED. GIL IS NOT A FUCKBOY CHAD DONT MAKE HIM LOOK LIKE ONE

2. Draculaura's face marking, and her hair.

bangs, on fleek, slay girl. but...the colors. what happened to her stripes? it looked so cool. and the heart birthmark is supposed to be PINK. because its a BIRTHMARK and her skin is PINK ಠ_ಠ and her overbite is gone, no more fangs showing 3. frankie.

shes/they're....blue. so they made frankie blue and lagoona pink??? ... im guessing the metal leg is supposed to represent people with missing limbs so i wont say anything abt it

but her bolts are gone too?? now she has blue in her hair..okay? 4. ABBEY. (i am LIVID) WHAT. DID. THEY. DO.

one of the worst redesigns, in my opinion. I also heard she doesn't have her accent anymore?? way to take away every sense of individuality these characters ever had.

5. HEATH OH MY GOD HE'S SO UGLY I CANT

WHAT WERE YOU THINKING

6. The breakup of Cleo and Deuce (and their designs) completely unnecessary, should've just let sleeping dogs lie really. i feel like they just wanted more LGBTQ characters. Cleo could've stayed with Deuce AND able to be bisexual. Cleo: Blue. INSTEAD OF GOLD? She's rich as hell, her hair is suppose to have gold in it for her richy-bitchy persona while still having good redeeming qualities that makes her a good character.

Deuce: he's green, okay, because he's a gorgon. That's fair, i suppose. His snakes are...mischievous now? I mean, they never used to be. They were always a bit goofy. His sunglasses are see-through..and he's a gorgon..everyone is turned to stone (you're not supposed to look into the eyes of a gorgon period..see-through sunglasses will NOT stop it.) Also, he has two mothers, great that's cool we love lesbian mamas. But one of them is a harpy..so..why doesn't deuce have harpy traits like Avea Trotter? Unless Lyra is a stepmom?

7. The outfits. What was once cool, has become really bad and modern. Literally. They don't appeal to me anymore. It looks like bright colors strewn haphazardly all over, they use the worst combinations as well. Not just with the outfits! I mean, look.

its just so...watered down. Blue on blue/Pink on pink..really??

8. The animation, and overall. Let's look at the difference between G1/2 and G3

excusing a few characters, but my question is, why? I really didn't see any reason to change the original. If it was 'to make it more appealing' then you failed at that, in my book. I've actually heard that one reason was sexualization of characters. None of these original characters were sexualized, remember, they are in HIGHSCHOOL. The patrons of Monster High range from 14-18 years old (save for the vampires) and the main cast is 15-16 years old. If anything, giving Abbey larger hips is sexualization. I get that most characters in the original are abnormally skinny but it is the art style that makes them that way. No, it isn't wrong to make them less skinny and give them some actual fat. There was little to no plus-size representation in the older shows/movies. It IS wrong to change their designs completely! I respect what they did with Catty Noir because they did change her body type but almost completely left her design alone. Rethink about what happened with this, ask yourselves what you did wrong.

[roachemoji]

Ik a lot of people struggle to give characters random traits but fear not! here's my list of go to questions

1. Would they pee in a pool/lake/ocean/while swimming?

how comfortable are they around others? how conscious are they of germs? is it unhygienic to them in some situations but not others?

2. Can they build a fence?

look, the ikea furniture question will always be funny, but everything is pre-packaged and the instructions clearly labeled whether you read then or not. now, a fence??? would they seek how the materials, ask for help, do research a head of time? there's so much that goes into a project like this

3. What does their sink look like?

this goes hand in hand with what colour us their tupperware and how often they empty the dishwasher.

4. What does under their bed look like?

is it a mystery pit of lost items only to be found on the offchance its explored or is it a pristine organized storage facility for vacuumed sealed winter outfits??? what's under there!!!!!!

5. Can they use public bathrooms?

for obvious reasons but also did you ever know those people who could poop at school with the confidence of a God? yeah.

6. How often do they wash their hands?

also self explanatory but do they carry their own soap? lotion? how dry is their skin? how cracked are their nails? is there dirt under there? do they even think about it???

7. Do they wear shoes in the house? Do they wear shoes outside?

controversial question that went around that one time but people's footwear habits speak volumes!!!!! fuck your socks and slides are they feeling dirt between their toes yes or no????

8. Do they have any mild allergies?

Serious ones are important and life altering but my favorite are the ones that aren't life threatening and are just mildly inconvenient. How are they coping during spring? How's that dust looking? Is there a fruit they say is "spicy" and had no idea that means they're allergic to it? (looking @ you, apples)

9. Would they fall for an email/phone scam?

I don't care how cool they look covered in blood, would they fall for a phishing scam????

10. The check engine light is on. What do they do?

knowing how to change your tires is important. understanding that rotating your tires doesn't mean spinning them is also important. MORE importantly is how long they ignore a problem until its too fucking late

11. How soon would they take an ibuprofen?

do they believe they deserve to suffer y/n

[pinkhuman99]

UT POKÉMON TEAMS

Papyrus!

1. Palafin: a strange one, I know, but I think Papyrus would love this Pokémon for its hero-like appearance and strength. It appears normal and boring at first but transforms into a superhero to protect people! It is a play on the phrase "zero to hero", which seems to be Papyrus's goal in Undertale. He wants to be popular and loved, like Undyne! He wants to be a part of the heroic Royal Guard! It looks like a normal Finizen at first, but transforms into its scret Hero Form to become incredibly powerful (so strong it can lift an entire cruise ship with just one fin!) This might not be a very deep reason for including Palafin here, but it definitely fits Papyrus's goals and vibe.

2. Marowak: A bony Pokémon with an air of toughness and loneliness, Marowak wields a bone as a weapon and looks super cool, although it's not as spooky as Sans's Dusknoir. It has a tough spirit that is not easily broken. No-one is sure where it gets its bone weapons, much like the mysterious nature of Papyrus's own bone attacks (seriously, does he make them? Do they come from pre-existing bones underground? Are they pure magic? IDK).

3. Revavroom: This Pokémon is a reference to Papyrus's love of cars and complex puzzles. Lots of people don't understand what this Pokémon is supposed to be upon first (or fourth...) look, but it's an engine. According to its wiki article, it's face is supposed to resemble a skull (although I don't see it...kinda like Papyrus's face puzzle being confusing to some people, now that I thunk about it...). Overall, it's a very odd and weird Pokémon, perfect for our mysterious skeleton friend.

4. Gyarados☆: The ☆ next to this Pokémon's name means it's a shiny! Shiny Gyarados not only matches Papyrus's colour palette (being red), but it's a tough, cool-looking Pokémon that evolves from the underestimated underdog of the Pokémon world, Magikarp. This represents the hardships one needs to overcome in life to grow and become stronger. We know Ppayrus loves to train and is incredibly patient. He must go through lots of hardship with Undyne (a fish-like monster) to become stronger! Gyarados's beta form has the name Skulkraken, combining the words "skull" and "kraken." This could be a nod to Papyrus's pirate flag in his bedroom. This Pokémon can also fly, a surprising trait for something without any visible means of doing so, like wings. Papyrus himself flies and levitates in the game, even though he doesn't look like he should be able to. Gyarados is a Pokémon with a violent and savage temperment, like Marowak, that doesn't seem to fit Papyrus until you start to see through his surface-level "happy-go-lucky" attitude.

5. Machamp: Papyrus loves talking about how big his muscles are, and he loves working out and training with Undyne. This tough Pokémon even has a similar belt and...uh...armour design to Papyrus. Its name could be a reference to the word "macho." Despite being incredibly strong, it is bad at doing any delicate, careful work. I can imagine all sorts of shenanigans it would get into with a trainer who is as particular as Papyrus!

6. Mimikyu: This seems like an odd choice, but hear me put. Mimikyu is a Pokémon that disguises itself as another, more popular Pokémon in the hopes it will get love, attention, and affection. It even makes its own costume. Sound familiar? Not to mention, it looks cute and innocent, but there is definitely something mysterious, weird, and undoubtedly powerful under that appearance. It might not perfectly represent Papyrus, but I think Papyrus has a kind soul that would give Mimikyu the love and affection it deserves. After all, Papyrus knows what it's like to be lonely. I can imagine them hand-making all sorts of costumes together.

Overall, I wanted Papyrus to have a team that looked cute, quirky, and/or cool on the outside, but that has a theme of a hidden side or a secret, usually powerful or even frightening in nature. That is also why I chose his specific Legendary and Mythical Pokémon:

Koraidon: I desperately wanted this to be Palkia, I really did, but Koraidon fits so much better. While Palkia would be the "sibling" to Sans's Dialga, this Koraidon better fits the way Sans and Papyrus are so dissimilar. However, Koraidon does come from a game having to do with time travel, still lending to that timey-wimey theme. Papyrus loves cars, and Koraidon matches his cool vibe and his colour scheme. It is a Pokémon from the past, fitting Papyrus's "kid-like" personalty in contrast with the futuristic, stoic Dialga that Sans has. While Palkia fits Papyrus's abilities to mess with reality and do whatever he wants, this Pokémon seems more like something he'd actually have on his team. I also made it go with Mettaton's Miraidon (I'll explain why when we get to him).

Keldeo: The mythical Keldeo is here to match Undyne's Cobalion; is a protégé of Cobalion, and is the newest unofficial member of the "Swords of Justice". It shares colour similarities to Papyrus's outfit. It is also a smaller, weaker-looking Pokémon that can change forms to be much more powerful. It fights only for good causes, using the horn on its head like a sword. Once again, we have the "younger" look, something that appears goofy or weak on the surface but can pack a punch.

[hyperfixationhell25]

some One Piece Hcs of mine part 1

some of these are based on others head canons.

post-wano Luffy has white in his hair and I don't mean oh it turned a bit gray no I mean like whole streaks of pure white. this could be caused by his awakening pushing his more nika traits to the surface or because he fucking died and put his body under an crazy amount of stress. maybe a bit of both but I think it would be cool for him to have another visual que of his progress like his big x scar marked a pretty monumental moment for him and the growth he went through because of it.

1.2 I like to think that Luffy has had a bit of red in his eyes that only really shows when his emotions are high this means any emotion not just anger so yeah also its even more noticeable when the sun hits them because duh sun god shit.

1.3 jumping off the white hair bit I think it would be cute for lawlu artists to use that concept because I've seen a lot of art with Law having little patches from amber lead on him and i just think it would be visually appealing even in a platonic way for one its a reminder of the worst time in his life the other a symbol of triumph and rebirth.

2 Ace isn't the biggest fan of spicey food like he still its eat if its there but not something he actively seeks out IDK I just thought it would be funny to have the fire guy not like spicy food.

3 the real reason the WG didn't go apeshit the moment they noticed Luffy had the gomu gomu no mi which lets be real was likely very on, was because it was easier to let him have it so they could keep track of it because its implied that the dam thing kept vanishing every time they tried to get it so they chose to wait not thinking Luffy would be able to awaken it. that untill wano when they realized that he was close to awakening it so the kill order was given welp sucks to be them that just made it worse. XD

4. Nami has a fund set aside purely for sun screen girls a red head out on the open sea she's gotta be using crap ton and she and chopper have to remind everyone to were some. psa of day guys protected yourselves from UV rays doesn't matter what race you over exposer can still lead to skin cancer so be safe.

4.1 quick tip for artists regarding Nami if your going to give her freckles think about where the suns hitting the the most Ive seen some art that just slathers them on across her entire body with zero variation and its like that's not it works. its just a nick pick of mine, I've seen a lot of artist try to give redhead anime characters freckles and does this and as a red head with freckles it just feels looks really off.

5. Izo is the shipper of the whitebeards that man has eye for "esthetic" so you bet he's over in the corner looking at people 'bout ready to play matchmaker. he will also be super supportive if it doesn't pan out well cause he's like that.

[the-grove]

PRINCESS POKEMON TEAM TIME!!

Hi hi hi, Lets do this gonna talk about what my team would be/ Alright are you pumped? I'm pumped. . Lets go

1) Gastrodon (water/ground)

They are silly little slug slime babies. I love them. They have been on multiple pokemon teams of ours through the years. My preferred form is the east sea version, but the west sea version isn't bad either. I just think blue, yellow, ad green flow better, and like the "Horns" and the little flappys on the back better on east side. I think if the stripes on west side were a different color I think I would like it abit more but i like pink and brown as a color combo it's neat. ALSO a fun fact Gastrodon was apart of the artwork Pokemon released to celebrate the Year of The Bull! so does that mean it's a sea cow? The world May never know!!!

NUMBER 2) Goodra!!!!! (dragon)

The goomy line is my absolute favorite I think although it has a contender coming up somewhere down the sline(slime line, okay the other mon isnt slime related but I thought it would be fun). Goodra just has that big cartoony dragon vibe that I love so much. But its also so round and shaped, they look cuddly! Not to mention that Goomy its first stage is based off a classic JRPG slime more. So if Goodra didn't exist this spot would probably go to Dragonite, I just perfer the soft cuddly but still powerful dragons as oppossed to the super serious looking ones. Dragonite is a a valid and great evolution to dragonair people are just haters. (sorry for my dragonite tangent)

NUmero Tres! Flygon (Ground/dragon)

It's another dragon with a bug asthethic. How wonderful is that. We've got two!!!! It' is amazing. For the longest time I didnt know the red stuff around its eye wasnt it's eye. The fact that they are goggles is relatively nw information to me. But I just love this one so much!!!

#4! Archeops (rock/flying)

While more based off of Archaeopteryx I feel this pokemon has some design elements of Microraptos as well,so I'm gonna say its a dinosaur. I love its fluffy colorful feathersm it's eyes. It's just adorable! There is also some evidence it might be influenced by feather serpents found in Mesoamerican stories, which I think is super neat and cool. I wanna go running with one!'

NUM5! Heracross (Bug/FIghting)

This dapper little boy looks super helpful. LIke he would help me carry groceries. But he also always made me think of like a superhero for some reason. They just seem really heroic. I was also a big fan of Ash's Heracross in the anime!

AND FINALLY NYMBER 6) CYCLIZARRRRR! (Dragon/Normal)

Cyclizar is such a good little dragon. You can ride them, they have a cute little tongue and I like the wheel that also looks like a throat sack. They are the perfect mixture of cool and cute, and is a contender for my favorite pokemon. (SEE foreshadowing. Not actually forshadowing) I was obsessed when this pokemon was announced earlier this year and I still am!

Okay so by this you might be able to guess my favorite types! Bugs, Dragons, and Water types are my favorite!!!

Some contenders for the team include:

Lapras: Majestic, dino-esque pokemon. That you can also ride!), Vapreon: My favorite eeveelution I like how it blends mamillian and amphibious/aquatic traits. I would also consider it to be a type of slime.

Dragonite( I already talked about above)

And Scyther/scizor and Yanmega: (Bugs :3)

I also really like Koraidon

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Princess Signing off!!!

[wyverewings]

Wyvere Reviews All the Monster Hunter Monsters (Herbivores)

Before we ramble about monsters, let me admit something: I have not played any Monster Hunter games aside from Stories 2. I mainly enjoy the "Monster" aspect more than the "Hunter" aspect. So that might make my opinion different than if I was a fan of the main series.

I'm separating these reviews mainly based on the type of monster, though I'm gonna be a little loose with that. You'll see. Also, I will not be doing every variant of every monster because that would be ridiculous.

But enough of that, let's talk about monsters!

We're starting small with the Herbivores. One of my favorite things about Monster Hunter is that all the monsters form a sort of ecology, and that includes herbivorous creatures. I enjoy anything that explores monster biology, and it makes this world feel lived in. Anyway, the Aptonoth is a nice retrosaur-esque beast. I like their horns, adds to the overall hadrosaur vibe with this design. They are a lot more plain than the bigger and more aggressive (not really accurate, herbivores are more likely to be assholes than carnivores) monsters, but they're still a nice design. 7/10

Apceros also has a retrosaur vibe, though unlike Aptonoth's cattle-hadrosaur traits, Apceros is a tutle-ankylosaur. I dig this design a lot more than Aptonoth, maybe that's because Aptonoth has some mammalish traits while Apceros is fully reptile (and ankylosaurs are some of my favorite dinosaurs). 7.5/10

Kelbi are our first completely mammalian monsters, which are surprisingly quite rare in this series. You see, Monster Hunter's designs tend to steer very much into lizard/retrosaur territories. Obviously, I like that, and it also makes the monsters that aren't lizards or retrosaurs more interesting, since they stand out more. Anyway, Kelbi have a sweet goat-deer appearance, which dainty designs are even rarer than non-reptile monsters in here. 6.5/10, not my thing, but still good designs.

Mosswine has a fun design, being a pig with a Pachycephalosaurus head dome and moss growing all over its skin. Must spend a lot of time in one spot. I just think they're neat, 7/10.

Popo is an... uh, wooly mammoth without ears or a trunk? It's not one of the best chimeric designs, as it's tough to tell what it even is supposed to be. If anyone can tell me, I'd appreciate it. And I think it's kinda ugly outside of that too, and this is someone who likes blinding bangs in designs! 4/10

Anteka takes Kelbi's goat-deer traits in a different, less dainty direction. Unfortunately, I don't like that direction. I think my problem is the eyes. I... do not like goat eyes, they creep me out. But the horns are cool, at least. 5/10.

Now we're back to my preferred territory! Epioth are a lot more reptilian than the previous four monsters, with some piscine traits as well! I love the combination... but what the heck is with their flippers? Those are some weird looking flippers. 7.5/10

And an rhino-anklyosaur! They're spoiling us here! Rhenoplos are pleasant little beasties, and a rhino-anklyosaur hybrid is pretty fun! I also find them to be pretty cute, I wanna hug one despite the fact that it would bash into me. 7.5/10

Oh, Slagtoth... I should like you, I love retrosaur designs. But those mammalian traits... yeesh, ew. They're enough to put me off from you. I'm sorry, Slagtoth... 4/10

At least you're cool, Larinoth! Sauropods are cool, and I like the weird tails and weird sound organs. I know they're sauropod monsters, but the sound organs remind me of those theories that hadrosaurs produced sounds though their crests. 7.5/10

Heh, Moofah is a funny name, and fitting for these sheeps. Unfortunately, the design is kinda bland, even by mammalian monster standards. 5.5/10, added a point for the name.

Gastodon is an interesting combination of bison and Pachycephalosaurus, and I think it works pretty well. Another one that I'd like to hug, 7.5/10.

For some reason, there's no renders for the Gowngoat on Monster Hunter Wiki? Poor thing... Anyway, they're a pretty cool monster, with traits of goats, dinosaurs, and pangolins. 7/10

...Weirdly enough, I don't like Kestodon? I know it has a retrosaur vibe, but there's just something about both versions of the designs that don't work. I think it's the ceratopsian frill of the male looking weird. 5/10

And that's all we have for the Herbivores, except for the Frontier monsters because no one cares for those, probably. Stay tuned for the next batch of monsters!

[thetorturedbolter]

ask me my "TOP 5" anything!

your top 5 sea creatures! <3

ANON I LOVE YOU YOU ARE MY FAVOURITE PERSON MWAH MWAH MWAH

also just a side note, i did my top five favourite sea creatures found along and around the south african (and occasionally australian) coastline because that’s where i’m from and picking from the entire ocean would be way too hard

1. Four-tone nudibranch ( Godiva quadricolor )

a nudibranch (kind of sea slug) which feeds on anemones and other nudibranchs. i will admit, it’s on here simply because it’s pretty, i don’t have any fun facts about this one. but it’s okay, because i enjoy looking at it and sometimes that’s all that matters!!

here’s a photo:

2. green sawfish ( Pristis zijsron )

characterised by its saw-like snout with between 23-34 pairs of teeth, which it uses to dig up crustaceans and molluscs or to strike fish. it is the largest species of sawfish, reaching up to 7.3 m in length, with its snout accounting for almost one third of its size. it plays an important mythological, spiritual, and cultural role in many societies around the world (here’s an article about it ). they are critically endangered globally, but can still be found along the australian and south african coastlines

photo:

3. honeycomb moray eel ( Gymnothorax favagineus )

i love eels because they’re such shady looking dudes, we know next to nothing about how they reproduce (but it’s highly likely that they’re poly which is so cool), and because most people don’t like them and i think they deserve some more love. i like this one in particular because they have very prominent canines, they live in caves and holes in coral reefs (same) (also this technically applies to all moray eels but with this one is very important ig) , and they can seriously fuck you up if threatened ( see prominent canines mentioned above ). they’re nocturnal (same!!) and they feed on small fish and octopuses. they’re solitary animals, and very territorial, and fights between these long boys are something to behold. they also have a habit of rearranging the rocks in their aquarium exhibits (my friend who works at the aquarium can confirm), and they are the second largest of all moray species!! also they look really funky

photo:

4. flower urchin ( Toxopneustes pileolus )

she’s big. she’s pink. she should not be touched with bare hands. she’s everything i want in a woman. but, all jokes aside, this sea urchin has very large pedicellaria (pointy pokey stuff) equipped with potentially lethal poison glands and you shouldn’t touch it without gloves. it could literally kill you. that being said, it’s a tropical reef species, so it often carries seaweed or shells to shield itself from the sun which is probably the most adorable thing ever (this is common in most sea urchins, it’s so cute go google it). obviously taylor was onto something when she listed sea urchins as one of her top fears in that one ellen interview

here’s a photo:

5. st. joseph shark ( Callorhinchus capenis )

this shark is so ugly, which is part of the reason i chose it. their bodies are soft, their heads are big, and they only have a single gill slit on each side. poor dudes. they also have very long noses which they (obviously) use to detect their prey. they also have a venomous spine protruding from their dorsal fin that is used for self defence. they are known as “real life chimaeras” . in case you don’t know, in greek mythology, chimaeras consisted of the parts of a bunch of different animals. st joseph sharks have a combination of traits commonly associated with sharks, and traits commonly associated with bony, ray-finned fish (sharks have cartilage, not bones, so yes there is a difference), hence the chimaera comparison. i could list a bunch of differences and similarities between these sharks and the fish mentioned above but that could take a while. they are sometimes referred to as ghost sharks, ratfish, spookfish, or rabbitfish. i just think they’re so neat!!!

feast your eyes:

and that’s that!! this was so difficult, i had to eliminate like twenty critters from the original list, but there’s one that i think deserves an honourable mention, and that’s this guy:

look at his little face, i love him.

[un-pearable]

top 5 archie sonic characters (yes this includes archie iterations of any of the normal game cast + preboot/postboot) & top 5 ninjago seasons (as far as you have gotten, obviously)

ah the Hard Questions… love them all for varying reasons and very much need to do my own reread (so this is basically a ‘who i’m looking forward to most (definitely not influenced by your commentary)’ list) but as of now:

1. antoine. i have no good justification for this but i adore the arc postreboot was setting him up for and have a very different perspective on his early sucky bits now. he’s fun. he’s funny. he’s lame and i like him a lot. bunnie ily2 but you’re objectively a Good Character and i am legally only allowed to become unreasonably attached to bad ones. sorry queen

2. shard. expected. i am not original. mvp. i am sitting in approximately 4k of fic outlines about this guy no matter what fandom i’m in he has his own corner of my brain

3. sonic himself. all of him but especially those last few arcs pre reboot. i have ages of stuff to say about that era of sonic and far too much investment in the fact that he’s the only one who fully remembers everything… mr the hedgehog i miss you.

4. nicole <3 <3 <3 <3

5. tie in no particular order: bunnie and sally (so interesting and poorly treated but awesome they’re unrankable) mina. honey. hope kintobor my beloved. silver. espio. fiona x1,000,000. scourge. julie-su. post enerjak arc knuckles. finitevus. i could go one for ages just listing people. elias sneaking on the list in a revolutionary shake up. hello Guy

ninjago seasons… once again i am Bad At Ranking bc i love them all for different reasons but as of partway-through-s9:

1. season 4. fave since the beginning. this season has had multiple lines stand the test of time as a injoke with my brothers despite not watching the show for years and it’s still solid and fun and ridiculous. perfect combination of ninjago traits. the metric for which i compare most of the series to

2. season 1. i adore the season 1 ninja and their arcs and am notoriously annoyingly canon compliant and thus i love origin stories to much. none of this is surprising considering how the time travel shuffle au works agshdjdn. caveat being that i like s1 more and more taking into account later retcons but still

3. season 5 and 6 are tied for being the most polished and interesting ones and both of which i could talk about for HOURS despite neither being about my faves. astounding. messy. ninjago finally hit its sweet spot and then immediately lost its mind and i cannot choose between them bc skybound’s appeal lies most in how much it shakes up the status quo that possession absolutely nailed. both absolutely fascinating character wise even if they didn’t explore them to their fullest and i stand by that.

4. season 2. it’s a sitcom. it’s painfully obvious how much garmadon Does Not Want To Do This. it’s infuriating. i like the zx armor. peak ninjago experience

5. see the problem is all the other seasons have pieces i like and pieces i want to tear apart and figure out why the hell they thought that was a good idea. however if i need to pick one i think the most about season 3: pixal. space. absolutely terrible pacing. even more ridiculous worldbuilding. death. what more do you need (pixal to get a full arc pixal to get to be plot relevant pixal to get to explore morality pixal pixal more space ngl there’s a lot of cool dumb stuff they could do there and you know who could be there? pixal. i rest my case)

[luffythinker]

i remember you saying we could tell you about our bnha ocs before, an anon asked if we could tell you about their quirks. I had a bathroom thought it just came to me and it was amazing.

i was thinking because Momo needs to understand the molecular structure of an item to make it what if a person needed to understand why someone was scared of something to become that something? don't know how i thought of that in the bathroom but i created this.

Quirk Name: Phobia

This Quirk allows the user to transform into a person's greatest fear if they know and understand the reason behind that fear. For example, if someone is afraid of their spouse, (roll with me this is how i thought of it) the user could turn into that individual, or if they're scared of a lion, the user could transform into the lion. When speaking as the fearful entity, their voice would mimic that entity, making it doubly terrifying. To revert back to normal, the user has to release this form like Uraraka putting her hands together.

drawbacks to this quirk include:

1. The user must know and understand the person's fear and its underlying reasons in order to transform into it. This means the user needs to be knowledgeable about their target's background or have some form of empathetic understanding of their fears.

2. The user can only transform into a single entity at a time, which limits their ability to effectively engage multiple opponents with different fears.

(i guess a quirk awakening would look like they could be several fears at once or mix the fears to be something horrifying? )

3. If the target overcomes their fear while facing the user or becomes indifferent to it, the Quirk cancels and they turn back to normal only if the person is truly not scared of this thing anymore will the user revert back to normal; but if they say they aren't scared even if they they don't act like it but they are, the quirk continues its use.

4. While using this quirk, the user takes on some traits of whoever or whatever they are transformed into; for example, they might be more irritable if they are transformed into a nagging wife or more violent if they are a lion maybe lashing out at the ones on their side.

i like to imagine the person with this quirk goes to UA and is a friend of whoever is Deku's kid, they are Deku's kid's best friend and they are always over at Deku's house cause their parents are a little afraid of them and view it as hard to take care of this child so it's a little child neglect and the kid feels unwanted but gets loved at Deku's house even if they aren't truly part of the family. I like to think eventually Deku adopts them.

This quirk is actually so cool?? It seems quite useful too

My question is, does it matter or affect the quirk user if they are afraid of the same thing they transform into?

Like let's say the person they're fighting has a big fear of rats, so the user transforms into a rat, but what if the user is also scared of rats?? does he manage to still fight properly or does the quirk malfunction?

Also i love the idea that they have to understand and have some sort of empathy towards the target for it to work (?), it reminded me of The name of the wind (it's a book), where the premise is that the more you understand something the more power you have over it

[pesterloglog]

John Egbert, Roxy Lalonde

Act 6, page 6450-6451

JOHN: hello?

JOHN: is uh...

JOHN: anyone inside that thing?

ROXY: who goes thr

JOHN: don't worry, i am not a villain.

JOHN: i'm just passing through, looking for someone.

JOHN: i was told to find a girl named roxy.

ROXY: roxy huh

ROXY: sounds like a babe

JOHN: heh.

JOHN: yeah, maybe.

JOHN: do you know her?

ROXY: kinda

JOHN: really?

JOHN: have you seen her??

ROXY: nope not in a while i am fraid

JOHN: darn.

ROXY: i could help you find her though

ROXY: w a series of vexing riddles + clues

ROXY: each more bewildering than the last

ROXY: each less infuriating than the next

ROXY: for i am the sphinx of this pyramid and that sort of coy bs is the shit i get up to ery day

ROXY: (all pyramids have sphinxes i decided j now)

JOHN: no, that sounds really dumb.

JOHN: i would rather just have some straightforward information as to her whereabouts.

ROXY: ummmmmmmmmm

ROXY: *strokes sphinxly chin enigmatically*

JOHN: can you at least tell me what she looks like?

ROXY: well the thing is

ROXY: shes hard 2 recognize lately

ROXY: she started wearing a mask for some fukin reason

ROXY: maybe so as to avoid detection from snoopy boys??? ;)

ROXY: (just wonked @ u fyi)

JOHN: you just what?

ROXY: nothin!

JOHN: alright, well...

JOHN: can you tell me where and when you last saw her?

ROXY: heck yes

ROXY: it was last time i looked in a mirror

ROXY: theres no mirrors in jail though

ROXY: which is a shame

ROXY: could use an eyeload of that stone cold fox 2 get me thru the long nites

ROXY: hardest time i ever done :(

JOHN: oh my god.

JOHN: it's you!

JOHN: how could i possibly fall for such a stupid prank.

ROXY: ell em ay friggin OH

ROXY: youre almost as gullible as english

ROXY: how perf is it that thats some kinda family trait

JOHN: what?

ROXY: you must be john right

JOHN: yes.

JOHN: how did you know that?

ROXY: because jake rambled about meetin you a bunch of times

ROXY: also u sound like him

JOHN: oh.

JOHN: it seems like you have me at a disadvantage then.

JOHN: which is impressive, considering you are in jail, and also in a little green pyramid thingy for some reason.

JOHN: did you...

JOHN: did you actually build that thing?

ROXY: f yeah!

JOHN: that's cool. it's like a little fort.

JOHN: i built a fort once in my room. i made it out of a bed sheet, and some cruxite dowels.

JOHN: then my friend threw it in a bottomless pit.

ROXY: hahah

ROXY: thas awesome

JOHN: it was alright.

ROXY: no but 4 real dont wreck my fort or i fuck you up

JOHN: i wouldn't dare.

JOHN: aren't you going to come out so i can see you?

ROXY: i would but

ROXY: ive been tryin to concentrate on something

ROXY: so i built this sick pyramid deal to help focus my brain chi and spiritual majyyks and if at all possible to blitz my chakras out the yin yang

JOHN: is it working?

ROXY: no

ROXY: but at least its nice and dark and quiet in here and free of distactions

ROXY: or it was until a guy came along lookin for some chick

JOHN: what are you trying to do exactly?

ROXY: i have to make a spikeball appear out of thin air

ROXY: but all i can make are these lame cubes

JOHN: you made all these cubes??

ROXY: yup

JOHN: that's a neat power.

ROXY: ty

ROXY: i also made some pumpkins

ROXY: cubes n pumpkins

ROXY: the manifestations of amateurs

ROXY: theyre basically freebies for void players i think

JOHN: i remember making some of those cubes with my alchemiter.

JOHN: i think that's what a blank card makes? so yeah, they're super primitive.

JOHN: but making pumpkins is pretty impressive. they're like... these big ol' vegetables.

ROXY: no dude

ROXY: pumpkins are helllls o primitive

ROXY: voidwise theyre like the middle square on a bingo card

ROXY: drummin up a dumb gourd aint nothing to write home about

JOHN: well, if you're really having trouble...

JOHN: i know a thing or two about learning to use god tier powers.

JOHN: maybe i could help?