#THEY DONT GET EZEKIEL LIKE WE DO

[wheredidalltheusersgo]

I got major brainrot during skating so I got a decent amount of the splatoon au figured out

So we have Geoff in Callie’s place, obviously, and with Bridgette in Marie’s that makes the “””squid sisters””” (name is subject to change cause it does NOT fit) (I think something beachy might work but the best I could come up with was Blue Wake)

And then for Off The Hook (idol group/news anchors in the second game) I had Justin as Pearl and Cody as Marina

And then for Deep Cut I had Heather as Shiver Duncan as Frye and Harold as Big Man (Harold is not a manta ray in this) (Harold actually has a collaboration with OTH + Trent and then gets dragged by heather and Duncan, publicly, with a diss track, that he made since he makes the tracks for them, and the album cover is the other two beating the shit out of him) (I love splatoon it’s so)

(The player character agents are subject to change especially since the new dlc side order is gonna come out in February)

So for now Courtney is Agent 3/Captain 3 Ezekiel is agent 4 (side order seems like it’s gonna drag agent 4 through the trenches so I’m excited) Agent 8/applicant 10008 is Gwen (agent 8 CANNOT catch a break btw) and Neo 3 is dj (little buddy is still little buddy little buddy does not change) (oh yeah and don is captain cuttlefish) (he gets raisined) (1 and 2 are Geoff and Bridgett and 5-7 do not exist 8 was named agent 8 to shorten applicant 10008)

For the antagonists Octavio is Chris, I didn’t really have anybody in mind for Tartar but tartar can probably stay the same since he’s from the human era and everyone else is not. And then Mr grizz was blainely and she’s also not a bear.

The judds are also the same since I dont want to have to deal with immortality and stuff plus they’re cats (meow)

I don’t know who’s gonna fill up rolls like shopkeeps and band members other than idol groups and to be honest I don’t really care all that much.

So yeah I don’t think this au is just hypnotized!Geoff anymore I might have gotten a bit too silly :3

Man, you are COOKING with this AU

[crystlizabeth]

Till death due us part…

Paring: Severus Snape x Wife!BlackFem!reader

Summary: fights with Snape during the dark times of Hogwarts.

Warnings: swearing! Mention of child death and abuse(death eaters punishing students)!

Angst.

“No.”

“Y/n its not if i have much choice can’t you see that!” Severus hissed.

“I will not say it again. Your lap dogs will not lay a hand on my students.” You spoke your voice dangerously calm.

A sigh came from your husband, the new headmaster of the school. With Dumbledore dead and Voldemort in power things at Hogwarts went down hill. Students being brutally punished the infirmary was always full, it made you sick watching children get tortured by grown adults.

“I will continue to have my students write sentences and do chores.” You reminded.

He looked at you the look of worry because if the death eater learned I wasn’t ‘punishing’ my students the would do it to me to remind me. He didn’t want that to happen so thats how we got here, he hated watching students get hurt but there was nothing he could do about it.

“SAY SOMETHING! Merlin dont look at me like that like im in the wrong Severus THEY ARE CHILDREN!” You cried with a slam of your hand to the desk.

“I know..” thats all he had to say. He knows. You just looked as him your face completely dead no expression anymore.

“What if it was Ezekiel.”

“Do. Not. That’s different.” The mention of him made Severus break, the thought of your son who never made it, knowing he would be at Hogwarts now if he was alive.

A scoff left you, wiping your face “How.. How is it any different those students we are supposed to protect them no matter what. We were supposed to protect our son no matter what and I couldn’t, we couldn’t.” Your voice broke. The knowing you could help you son from his sickness when he was only 3, knowing what ever you did no matter how many treatments or how many doctors he saw the couldn’t help him.

“I know i don’t want this to continue but i can’t do anything about it..” Severus looked down his voice slightly broke.

“Why..” the word left your lips sickly slow.

He shook his head lifting it back up to look at you. He was keeping something from you, something you knew you didn’t want to know but you did.

“Tell me.”

“I cannot..”

“Tell me.” You said stepping to him, his eyes still connected with yours.

“I…I can’t..” he voice was weak. So many things went through your head, so many Bad thoughts. You knew it was bad when he disconnected his eyes from yours not being able to look at you. His breath shuttered slightly trying to contain himself.

“I am your Wife.” You cried quietly.

“For better, for worse, in sickness and in health, to love and to cherish, until we are parted by death.” the vows left your lips.

“Dose non of that mean anything to you anymore? I am here for you i know danm well what i got my self into when I married you 16 years ago, I knew the sacrifices and dangers of becoming your wife Severus.” Your eyes filled with tears.

“Dose he plan to kill me if you disobey him.” You knew he would be punished but never killed he was to valuable to Voldemort.

“No..” his muttered “But he will torment you then leave you to forget me. To hate me. Keep me alive knowing i have no way back to you. He knows your all i have… and that i would be nothing.. nothing without you Y/n. You are my wife a woman I spoke an unbreakable vow to a vow with meaning.” He voice was frail, fragile like glass just ready to be broken.

You looked at your husband comprehending what he just confessed to you. You didn’t say anything, not a word. You walked over to him grabbing his face lightly bringing it dow to you he melted into your touch his face in the nape of your neck moving your braids behind your shoulders as hot tears came from his eyes feeling them upon your skin. Your thumbs creasing his face as you held him gently.

“Were in this together my love..” your voice cracked, moving his face so he was looking as you, pulling him in giving him a soft kiss.

“Till death due us part.” He spoke as you pulled away.

[duckduckhjonk]

Part 1 of analyzing every total drama character.

hi ho! i’m going to do this in elimination order for each season/character. So obviously part 1 has gotta be Ezekiel. I have very much Opinions ™️  on him.

Before we begin i would like to say that i am in no way a professional in anything I’m doing, this is just for fun and to get a better grip on characters from my favourite show.

Zeke from the get go is an absolute loser. He’s homeschooled and doesn’t understand many social cues/norms. He’s dirty and mostly antisocial. Even Chris tells him not to say much and to try not to be first off the island.

Overall review of his time on the show:

I think the biggest part that he does in island is that he says a very sexist remark, claiming that men are better than women. He quickly learns his lesson, then eliminated because of it. During the special, TDDDDI, Zeke teams up with Lindsay and Beth, with the only terms of “treating them with respect”. I feel this heavily implies that during the time at Playa Des Loser, Zeke is trying to actively better himself from his old views on gender, as he happily accepts the two girls’ terms of teaming up. He also tries helping them during this time, pointing out the case that is tied to the tree. Although he is quickly silenced and ignored by the two girls chatter. Which costed them to be the first to the prize.

Ultimately, Zeke is not in Action and doesn't do much for the aftermaths either, but during his time in Playa Des Losers, he takes on a gangster-esque persona in an attempt to be seen as cool. It does not work well, as he is never seen as cool. I have nothing much to say with Action, so lets just move along.

World Tour is where things get very interesting for him. He dropped the gangster persona and became super determined to win, claiming he’s been training. Unfortunately, he is eliminated first again, twice. His determination drives him to stay on the jet, hanging onto the wings and landing gear of it in order to live in the cargo hold. This is where he begins to lose his humanity. He begins to act more like the rodents that live in the plane, and even begins to turn a sick green colour and lose his hair and also his hat. I dont know how he lost his hat, i think he should have kept it. Chris tries to take advantage of his determination to win and hires a still vaguely human Zeke to play the ripper. After that, he finally goes full feral. He’s a full on animal by now and Chris once again uses that to his advantage in the Serengeti episode, when he is used to be hunted for sport. In the finale, Zeke’s determination makes him attack Chris or Heather depending on the version for the million where he is thrown into the volcano but quickly launched back out.

During Revenge of the Island, Zeke lives in the mines with a bunch of mutated creatures, acting as their king. During A Mine is a Terrible Thing to Waste, Zeke finds Anne Maria and begins giving her a bunch of treats in order to impress her. He gives her the burnt prize money and a diamond he doesn't know is fake. I find this glimpse of Zeke still being human to be a nice breath of fresh air for him, which is gone soon after as he tries to attack Lightning on sight. During the finale of Revenge of the Island he also tries to protect Anne Maria from the weird squirrel in hopes of getting a kiss from her.

In All Stars, he is originally brought back as a joke to scare the contestants before being launched away again. During this season, Zeke has enough of Chris using him as a punching bag and kidnaps him, holding him above a vat of toxic waste using only a thin rope that rats are eating away at. While he is hanging, Chris actively taunts Zeke, causing him to go into a fit of rage. Though the contestants save Chris and defeat Zeke before Chris falls into the vat. Lucky for him, Zeke gets a happy-ish ending where he is accepted by the rest of the mutants on the island.

My personal thoughts/headcanons about him:

I have reason to suspect Zeke has some form of neurodivergency that probably went undiagnosed due to his parents being of a much more “traditional” mindset and refusing to give him mental help.

Equally so, i have every right to suspect that Zeke’s parents are neglectful. Did they never do anything legally to the producers or Chris for making him into a wretched beast. Did they never think to sue the show? The show’s situation caused him to never be normal again.

I also think that Zeke orignally was trying to act like his father in Island, i dont know the exact reason but maybe within the farmer community they live in his father was considered cool? i’m unsure but i think thats why he tried to act like him. Once that failed he would try to act like a gangster because maybe he saw they were perceived as cool.

Zeke just wants to be seen as cool by people, i think its sad he never got that, I mean he was sexist so ig thats why.

also please note that Duncan has said far more sexist things than Ezekiel ever has

Overall, Ezekiel is an amusing character that i find super interesting. Albeit he’s more interesting in a feral form but that doesn’t make his human form not interesting. I wouldn’t say he’s quite top 10 favourite character, but i do enjoy him.

[irlcats-bracket]

Bracket 2 Round 2 Poll 1

Alucard & Ezekiel vs Summer

second post with propaganda (alucard and summer)

ALUCARD

he's orange, steals food if you're too slow to protect it, and he is full of love for his mommy and his mommy alone. alucard also loves to sing and feels like he's full of pudding.

PROPAGANDA

ALUCARD PROPAGANDA !!!

blep ^

behold my son............

more alu propaganda and fun facts!

he once ate his way through an entire pizza box solely to eat the cheese off of it! he has also ripped into a bag of doritos and cereal solely because he is a gremlin. we cant have ANY food outside of a bin or cabinet or he will find it and eat it. he can also open doors ???

he has two favorite places to sleep! one is that crappy basket on the right that i wove for a college class. the other is a cardboard house that his butt has nearly ripped in half!

despite being the younger brother, he's the more dominant one! he tries act like hes all tough when it comes to simon but its a hard facade to keep up when he keeps play-tackling alucard! they still love each other though; hence the spooning. it always makes us happy when they sleep together <3

whenever my fiance leaves the bed, alucard immediately gets up and runs to his spot. it feels like hes always just waiting for him to get up so he can come and spoon me

these photos are also making me consider if hes a shapeshifter because why does he look different in every picture

alucard is also a WORLD CLASS WRESTLER . he may be on the ground, but he knows exactly what hes doing. i dont think him and simon should be in the same weight class though 😳

these pictures are mostly just funny to me. whenever we're watching tv and he wants attention, he sits on top of our fLAT SCREEN TV??? he does this all the time and i ??? i dont know why

he also does pull-ups on the oven door apparently. it was off and nothing was hot; he just wanted the food smh.

EZEKIEL

His birthday is April Fools Day and that could not be more fitting. Despite being a little old man at 12 (almost 13!) years of age, he’s still very playful, energetic and affectionate. He regularly wakes submitter up because he wants cuddles. He also likes to play fetch and steal salty snacks.

PROPAGANDA

Propaganda for my baby boy, Ezekiel (he is not a baby, he is 13)

The last photo is from one of the many times he’s climbed between the couch and the wall so he can jump up and scare my brother

He’s a very good boy who comforts me during anxiety attacks. My family and I call him Ezie for short and he isn’t afraid of anything, be it fireworks, thunderstorms or vacuum cleaners. Other nicknames include “stinky old man,”“sneezy,” and “cheese weasel.” Because he also likes to steal cheese. He will take it right off your sandwich.

SUMMER

She’s a Siberian, and she’s submitter's emotional support animal she’s such a good baby and they would kill for her! She has a whole host of chronic health issues but she’s handling it like a trooper. Beloved by all friends family and vet staff she deserves the world!!

PROPAGANA

propaganda post 2

[fictionkinfessions]

I miss my thief. Yeah, you were a pain in the ass, but you were *my* pain in the ass. You frustrated the hell out of me, but at the end of the day, you and Cassie were my best friends. I miss ya, Zeke. I never got to tell you this in canon, but I love you. Sorry I ever doubted you. I hope you know you're my friend, no matter what ya told yourself in DARPA.

I miss my math girl. I'm sorry I ever said I didn't trust you, Cassandra. I don't know what to do without ya. You got me through some really dark times. I'll never forget how you opened up to me after Oklahoma. We talked about our parents. I told you things I've never told anyone else. You and Ezekiel were my cornerstones. I love you.

I miss my Guardian. I was never as close to you as you were with Ezekiel, but you were a mentor to me. You taught me how to fight, sure, but more than that, you taught me how to be part of a team. You taught me how to be part of a family. I'd never really had that before. Thank you, Colonel.

I miss... I'm not sure what I should call you. I miss you, Flynn. We didn't always get along, sure. More often than not, we fought like hell. I won't lie, you were always a little too eager to use magic for my liking. (I still can't believe that "we're the Librarians" is a SPELL, goddammit.) More than anythin', though, I look up to ya. I always have, and I think I always will.

I miss my knight. Jenkins, you always looked out for us. You were there for me on those long nights when I'd come back at one in the morning after a bar fight, drunk off my ass and whinin' like a bitch. I'll never know how you put up with me, but I'd wake up to a cup of tea on my bedside table and a blanket on my shoulders and I'd know that no matter how much you complained about us, you cared. I care about you, too.

I miss my Library. I miss the things I used to be able to do. I miss everythin' I used to know. I miss havin' a place to come home to when things were rough. I miss havin' a family. Hell, I miss riskin' my life every week, and I even miss magic. I miss mystery, misery, loneliness, adventure, and savin' the world twice before Friday.

I miss y'all. Come back alive, Librarians.

Jacob Stone (AKA Dr. Oliver Thompson, AKA Griffin Griffould, AKA James McKelvie, AKA Cowboy, AKA Jake)

(Please tag as 📚⚔️ if that isn't taken.)

I dont check if custom tags are free nor do I keep a record of them you are able to check for yourself if they're free or in use and go from there thank you

[thewalkingdeadband]

Ok, looking at the caryl tag now i may be in the minority here but...

Im gonna stay in my little bubble for now. Yes, i love u can be said in a platonically way (Rosita Eugene). Yes, its frustrating, but i wasnt expecting canon anyway so im not disappointed. I would have been pleasantly surprised and over the moon had it happened but i didnt expect it. Yes, It was obviously a reshoot and i would love to see the original scene (aka probably both leaving saying goodbye to Ezekiel and the kids). Considering the possible drama bts, or the fact that she is not in the spin off, i feel we could have had it worse. We were robbed of what was originally planned and whatever the reason, it sucks, yes. And its clear as ice that "i love u without a kiss" was a consolation prize to try please us while not pissing off those who dont like caryl . Hell he even has a nice scene with connie after the time jump, and the way she run towards him scared me that they were canon, but again, they did this little scene to try please their shippers without pissing us too much. It sucks. For every shippers, really.

But, as i said, im gonna stay in my bubble for now. I just watched the episode. Im gonna hold on to this I love you. Dont care if that makes me falling for amc/the writers trap, dont care for now. He said i love you, and he said it first. He never said i love u to anyone in the show. Not Rick, not Judith... Yes it was done in a "open" way to keep us hoping/having antis saying it was platonic, and it sucks, i know.

Also, she called him her best friend and i see people bothered, but, eh, he is, sooo? Not a surprise, its been established for ages.

What i didnt like is that she said it was better for both of them to be separated for now. How? When?? Why? I get that its supposed to imply that things are still not good good between them, i guess, but still...

I can imagine the writers stressing out abt how to redo and end their story line in one scene once they had the news of Melissa not being in the spin off, and im not gonna blame them. Honestly, even with both leaving for the spin off, i dont believe we would have had a kiss anyway. Could be wrong.

I have A LOT to say abt this episode in general too, so i'll do a full review soon but for now i'll stay in my bubble, where Daryl said I love you to Carol and she said it back.

Im too moved and happy to care if it was platonic or not for now.

[iceespizza]

so i got bored, and being inspired by @tomiris, i made a spin the wheel swap au, and now im using the spin wheel to make the elimination order!

who swaps with who

justin and beth swap leshawna and heather swap eva and lindsay swap izzy and katie swap dj and cody swap harold and noah swap trent and tyler swap alejandro and sadie swap sierra and gwen swap ezekiel and courtney swap bridgette and owen swap duncan and geoff swap

teams

screaming gophers

eva leshawna tyler cody justin courtney owen noah katie geoff sadie killer bass alejandro heather duncan dj trent lindsay harold izzy bridgette gwen sierra

(beth and ezekiel are introduced in world tour)

elimination order

25th - harold

im guessing since harold has noah's personality in this au, he probably pulled a dodgebrawl and was like "go team gooo (i dont care)" on this challenge.

24th - sierra

probably quit due to having gwen's personality. sad though since i wanted to see how she would do with her personality

23rd - owen

i actually dont know how he got eliminated, maybe a sabotage from leshawna since she has heather's personality in this au?

22nd - trent

considering trent and tyler swap, i think he just sucked because of his athletic skills which made the killer bass lose

21st - lindsay

similar to the big sleep maybe?? the anger issues got the better of her

20th - katie

the swap au swaps them completely so... katie cant face her fear of flying i guess?

19th - alejandro

not sure about this one either, might have been another sabotage from leshawna but im not sure

18th - eva

i feel like since she's swapped with lindsay, she accidentally shot her team and wasted their time, leading her to be voted out

17th - courtney

why do i feel like she set the whole place on fire

16th - izzy

probably the same as the canon reason (sadie not doing the challenge since katie isn't there)

15th - heather

now this is where things get interesting! im guessing leshawna knew the merge was coming and heather might get her eliminated at that point, so she messed up the votes (like in the canon episode, where harold messed up the votes to get courtney out) and got her eliminated.

14th - justin

im not sure about this one too, so you guys can try to make your own elimination reasons

merge

leshawna tyler cody noah geoff sadie duncan dj bridgette gwen trent heather

trent and heather have returned!

13th - heather

.......oh (dammit leshawna with heathers personality au)

12th - geoff

maybe he didnt find invincibility but still found something super good, so he was voted off.

11th - duncan

since he has geoff's personality, im guessing its the same reason why geoff was voted off in trial by tri-armed triathlon: being a popularity threat.

10th - dj

due to having cody's personality (im saying personality a lot) i think leshawna manipulated him and got him in last like how heather did to lindsay in this episode.

9th - leshawna

since the person eliminated in this episode is the person who does the worst job at surviving, leshawna was the worst at surviving. im not sure why she would be though

8th - sadie

voted off cause she has the alejandro personality (that makes her manipulative)

7th - trent

before i figure out the reasoning for why he was voted out, here are the pairs that were randomized by the wheel for this episode:

trent and cody

tyler and noah

bridgette and gwen

...actually i cant think of a reasoning.

6th - tyler

why cant i think of elimination reasons now

5th - mr. coconut

mr. coconut

4th - bridgette

due to bridgette swapping with owen and chef being in charge of this episode im guessing she just ate all the food and that made chef angry

3rd - gwen

we already know the reason why heather got eliminated here, so gwen probably refused a dare.

and now, we get to the final 2...

finalists

noah cody

noah's supporters

eva izzy lindsay owen courtney sadie dj tyler sierra trent

cody's supporters

leshawna geoff duncan bridgette gwen harold katie alejandro heather justin

and the winner is...!!!

CODY!!!!

so that means in another country, noah is the winner. thanks for reading this, i hope you enjoyed it!

[pro-crastinate17]

ok so im working on a jazekiel fic rn, its between 5k and 6k words atm and i have Ideas for where i want it to go but i dont have like a Super Clear Vision the way i did for the rest of it and i havent made much progress for the past 2 days as a result which is Frustrating

conclusion: rambling ideas time (not going super far unless i get Inspired, this is just to get me past the roadblock) (plot twist i got inspired lol) (also it gets a little spicy at the end heads up lol)

ok so where im at, Jake just woke up after his Night On The Town:tm: and he has No memory of anything past the bar in Tennessee. Ezekiel is in his study with him for some reason and since all he can remember is kissing them and freaking out and running off, hes jumping to the Worst Possible Conclusions. they wake up and try to get him to take care of his Awful hangover but he just keeps asking them what happened last night. they tell him most of it, not quite everything he said (leaving out stuff about his dad) but most of it. hes extremely embarrassed bc hes still convinced they dont like him back (bc hes a Misinterpreting Fool (affectionate) lmao). he tells them they can leave now if they want to, and he expects theyre gonna.

cut to Ezekiels perspective: theyre like "but i dont want to. and i dont think you want me to." Jake is all like huh whuh wdym. Ezekiel looks at the drawer with the drawings in it and Jake connects the dots and panics and gets all IM SORRY IT DOESNT MEAN ANYTHING PRETEND YOU NEVER SAW IT PLS and Ezekiel is like ok fuck this and just. kisses him. again. and Jake is like you have to leave oh shit please just go. and Ezekiel considers doing it but then theyre like fuckkk thatd just be restarting this whole thing over again and i dont want to be in an endless cycle of "he loves me, he loves me not". so they refuse to leave.

cut back to Jakes perspective: hes like huh whuh wdym again and Ezekiel is like "lets cut the bullshit shall we? i have feelings for you" /ref. and they explain that they found the drawings and theyve had feelings for Jake for like ever but theyd always thought he didnt care about them and he cant just finally tell them that he Does feel that way about him and then just tae it away and pretend its never happened, not now that theyre finally starting to feel worthy and cared for and actually SEEN behind the act theyre always puttig on. and Jake realizes he wants it an he cares about them and he kisses them. and they kiss him back and pin him against the wall and say "why dont you draw me like this for a change?" and fade to black

epilogue: Jake gives Ezekiel a drawing of how they looked when they said the thing (see above)

[total-drama-takes-takes-2]

when tti is over i expect all of you to talk about it like it's a real season. here are some templates of asks I would like to see on real td takes next month:

"island was the best season that. island 2023 was the best season this. we all know tti was better dont lie"

"how do the genwunners feel knowing that the takes cast eats their faves up every time?"

"i want to see bowie and caesar compete in a slay off"

"kellaustin is like lyler if fresh cared about them"

"i know it was kind of weird of fresh to rehash characters like kelly into younger versions of themselves and also name another character courtney, but i mean we let there be two emmas and we all passively allow dramarama to exist so why not?"

"i cant believe in 2023 i get to say that patrick bateman is my favorite total drama character. love this stupid show"

"fren was more robbed than ezekiel dont even play it like he wasnt. im just hoping they dont do the mutant thing again in ttwt"

"michael is like gwen if gwen was interesting and well written"

"bonnie is the supreme total drama goth actually. redditors can stay mad abt it idc"

[kenzie30david]

Help From A Stranger

Pairing: EZ Reyes x Reader

Summary: You run into a group of men on and they offer to help you. You were trying to lose the man that had been following you for at least half a block now. Your fear in addition to the Santa Padre heat made you feel sick. Thankful that you wore comfortable shoes you were able to walk pretty fast. You turned around once again to see if he was following you and of course, he was. Turning around you see a group of men hanging around motorcycles. Getting an idea you head straight for them. Your eyes land on one man whose back is towards you but you see his vest says Prospect. You tap his shoulder rather urgently waiting for him to turn around. Once he does you’re taken back by how handsome this stranger was. Before he could ask you anything you threw your arms around your neck pulling him close to you. Unsure what to do his hands softly settled on your waist. “Please help me, this man has been following for a while and I cant shake him.” Once he hears your words he looks over your shoulder and sees a man staring at the two of you clearly very upset. You feel his hand rub your back reassuringly “I got you.” A sigh falls from your lips as you take a step back, the mans hands still on your waist. “Im Y/N by the way.” The stranger smiles, gosh could you look at that smile all day. “Im Ezekiel, but my friends here call me EZ.” You turn seeing three other men looking at you and Ezekiel strangely. Keeping a reassuring hand on your back EZ leads you to the other men. “That guy over there has been folowing her.” The three men turn their bodies towards you “Don’t worry querida, we’ve all got you.” Nodding your head you find your body relaxing into Ezekiel's. The three men head to where that man is still staring at the five of you. “While my friends go handle that, what do you say we get a bite?” You see a glimmer of hope in his eyes, that you couldn’t possibly turn him down. “Yea, Id like that, but dinners on me.” Shaking his head, he places his hand on your back again leading you around the corner. Once you’ve walked for a little bit you see that he’s led you to a funnel cake stand. You busrt out laughing with pure child like excitement. EZ looks at you quizzically before smiling at your reaction. Giggling you wrap tug him towards the stand both of you order. After you have your funnel cakes you both sit ad talk for a while enjoying the piece in each others company. “So, next meal is on me. I know the perfect spot for actual food!” EZ smirks looking at you. “Oh so I get to see you again?” Nodding your head you bite your lip looking down “Only if you want to.” EZ places his fingers under your chin tilting your head up. “Of course princesa. Its a date!” With that you kiss his cheek and continue to talk amongst yourselves until the three men from earlier come and find you. “Alright miss, you dont have to worry anymore. He wont bother you.” You smile at the men, “Thank you so much for helping me. I dont know what I would have done if I didnt fin you.” “Ah querida, no need to thank up, it was all the prospect here.” You smile looking at EZ, “Well thanks prospect!”

[12colors]

TD All'n'Awful - "Not so happy return of the campers - part 2". Full

Challenge 1 – Jumping off the cliff We are on the top of the familiar cliff, with all contestants, and Chris.

Chris:

Okay. Let's get over the rules once more. You all will be jumping in order you were assigned to the teams. So it will be: Ezekiel, Eva, then Noah, then justing etc. and ending on Priya. Those who are too scared to jump, will recieve theese fancy chicken hats and will lose a point for their team.

Chef shows the chicken hats

The team with most jumpers will have a reward, while the team with least jumpers will be penalised.

Shall we start?

Ezekiel succesfully jumps

Eva follows

Then noah

and Justin

Katie

Tyler

Izzy

Cody

And we get to Beth

Beth:

I don't know if I can do this.

Lindsay:

Of course you can! You survived the whole Total Drama Action!

I know that you can do it!

Beth:

If you say so?

Beth walks up to the ledge. She looks back at her team. Lindsay has her thumbs up.

Beth then jumps.

Chris:

Sadie? Katie already jumped, so I guess you will to, right?

Sadie nods and jumps.

Chris:

Courtney?

Courtney:

No way I m jumping. Look at the other teams. At Least one of them is gonna do worse than my team.

Chris:

Okay, chicken!

Chris puts the chicken hat on her

Shall we continue?

Harold jumps

Trent too

Bridgette

and Lindsay

Chris:

Hey, there DJ.

Not gonna jump, huh?

DJ: Looks over the ledge

Sorry team. I just can't.

Chris then gives a hat to DJ.

Geoff jumps

Leshawna

Duncan

Heather:

I was already bald. Little bit of wet hair can't be worse than that.

Heather jumps.

Gwen jumps.

Owen is about ot jump, but Chris stops him.

Chris:

I know that you can jump, but for other's safety, don't do it. You get a point as a jumper.

Mildred:

How is that fair?

Chris:

Don't wanna make a natural disaster.

Mildred:

Oh yeah? I would jump too, but I don't wanna. Count me as a jumper then!

Chris:

You can jump? Prove it. Otherwise...

He takes out the chicken hat

Mildred:

Ugh... Fine! I will take the stupid hat!

Mildred stands alongside Courtney and DJ

We get back to jumping

Sierra jumps

It's Alejandro's turn

Duncan: Who already was with the rest of Jumpers

Do a flip!

So Alejandro jumps, doing a flip.

Staci jumps

Dakota: Jumps

CANNONBALL!

Sam:

Cool!

B jumps.

Chris:

Okay, Dawn! It's your turn.

Looks around

Dawn?

Chris' walkie talkie then speaks in Chef's voice.

We turn the camera to Chef, who is in the boat of losers, getting the jumpers from the water. Dawn is alongside him... Dry.

Chef:

She is here Chris.

Chris:

Did she jump?

Chef:

Ugh... Kinda?

Chris:

Fine, I will count it.

We then turn back to Chris and the rest of the people who didn't jump yet.

Sam jumps

Anne Maria

Mike

Jo

Scott:

No way! Fang might be there!

Sierra: Who is alongside the jumpers.

I checked! No Fang!

Scott:

I m NOT gonna risk it. Chris, give me the hat.

Chris gives Scott the hat, and Scott stands next to Courtney, DJ and Mildred

Courtney:

Why didn't you jump?

Scott:

At least I had a reason to not jump Ms „Others are worse than me”

Courtney:

I don't sound like that!

Chris:

Please dont interrupt me! Zoey?

Zoey nods and jumps

Lightning jumps too

= Cameron's Confessional =

Cameron:

Well, Explosive Eagles already had 3 chickens, meaning that even if I, MK and Emma would all chicken out, It would be a tie for the last place at worst. But I bet that Emma will jump. So by that sense, I don't have to.

We could aim for the 1st place to get the reward carts... But that might make us look like a dangerous team, leading to bigger chances for sabotage, etc.

And even is pushing the crates might be hell, there are only 4 of them per team, so I will get a help from at least one player, hopefully Eva.

…

Yeah.

= End of the Confessional =

Cameron stands alongside other Chickens with the Chicken hat

Caleb jumps

Axol jumps

Nichelle is hesitating

= Nichelle's Confessional =

Nichelle:

It's the perfect situation to show Jerry, that I can make better stunts than him.

And maybe, slowly I will be able to regain the trust of my fanbase.

= End of the Confessional =

Nichelle:

Let's do this!

Nichelle jumps.

Scary girl looks over the edge... Scared?

She goes back, takes the chicken hat from Chris, and sits, holding her knees, smiling.

Scary Girl:

No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no...

Zee:

Scared of jumping?

Scary Girl:

...

Zee:

Don't worry, I will jump for both of us, and get a point for each of us.

Priya:

And how are you gonna do that?

Zee:

Hmmm. Oh! I will jump, and claim two halves of a point. One for scary girl, ando one for me. How about that Chris?

Chris:

I will allow it, but wait for your turn, cause It's Damien's time to jump.

Damien:

I don't know if I can do it, man...

Chase: Walks up to Damien

Don't worry, you can do it.

Accidentally pushes Damien off the cliff

Oops

MK: Goes to chris and takes the chicken hat

No way I m jumping

And she goes alongside the other chickens

Wayne then jumps

So does Raj

And ripper

Chris:

Zee, It's your turn to claim two halves of the point.

Zee jumps

Chase jumps

Emma:

If Chase can jump, so can I

jumps

Julia goes to chris and gets a chicken hat.

= Julia's Confessional =

Julia:

Yeah, Aggressive Ants already have the reward, since everyone from their team jumped. So, yeah... No reason to jump.

= End of the Confessional =

Millie jumps

Bowie gets the chicken hat

= Bowie's Confessional =

Bowie:

We already lost. Even if Priya wouldn't jump, which she will.

We would get the penality.

So yeah, I didn't jump

= End of the Confessional =

And Priya indeed jumps.

Chris:

No one left.

So theese are all the chickens:

Aggressive Ants – no one

Bloody Beavers – Cameron and MK

Cruel Crows – Julia

Deadly Deer – DJ

Explosive Eagles – Courtney, Blainley, Scott and Bowie

Ferocious Ferrets – Scary Girl

…

Meaning that Aggressive Ants get the reward, and Explosive Eagles get the penality.

We turn to the jumpers, where the whole Team of Aggressive Ants are happy that they won.

Challenge 2 – Building the Jacuzzi

We then cut to the next scene, where Chef is handcuffing Courtney.

Camera goes back, to reveal that every member of Explosive Eagles is already handcuffed, and Aggressive Ants already have their Crates on carts.

Chris:

Alright. The second half of the challenge will be making a Jacuzzi. First, you will have to transport theese creates to the campsite, where you will have to open them ONLY WITH YOUR TEETH. In them, there will be the stuff required to make the jacuzzi. After the 1st Jacuzzi will be finished, other teams will have a bonus hour to catch up before the challenge ends. Jacuzzi's Will be judged by me and ranked, based on their quality, and whenever they are actually finished. The best team will have the mansion, while the worst team will have to eliminate someone during the ceremony. Is everything clear?

Katie:

Ugh... We will get rid of those handcuffs after the challenge?

Chris:

Yep.

Anyway, The challenge starts in:

3

2

1

…

Go!

Unlike the Original version of this challenge in TDI, this time, things are way more steady.

Aggressive Ants of course are the fastest, with the carts being a big help.

After them, there are Cruel Crows. Since Dakota is over 2 times bigger (and higher) than mmost contestants, easly can hold two of their four chests, and two other chests have 4 pushers each. Beth, Lindsay, Caleb and Wayne, pushing one, and Noah, Gwen, Mike and Julia pushing the other.

Deadly Deer are so far 3rd, due to having few stronger players: DJ, Owen, B, Jo and Axel. Even If Owen got tired quickly, they are doing quite well.

Bloody Beavers and Explosive Eagles are making about the same progress. Even if Explosive Eagles have their hands handcuffed together, it doesn't matter in pushing.

Ferocious Ferrets are the slowest. Leshawna, Priya and Zoey are doing the most work in pushing. Leshawna does push with Harold, who got exhausted very quickly, and similar story with Sam.

Only others pushing are Zee, Scary Girl and Tyler, but it's still not good enough.

But let's focus on Cruel Crows right now.

Noah: Looks at Dakota

Why are you here with us?

Dakota:

What do you mean?

Noah:

You are clearly not strugling. You should take those two crates of yours, take them to the camp, and return to us, to take the remaining two.

Dakota:

You guys sure that you don't need my help here?

Lindsay:

Yeah, We will be fine. Do as Noah says, and maybe we will be sleeping in the mansion tonight! You will be a hero!

Dakota:

I like that idea, Okay!

Dakota runs, while the rest of her team are pushing.

We turn to Aggressive Ants, who seem to be happy from being in the first place, until they hear loud stomps. They turn to see Dakota gaining on them.

Damien:

That's unfair! They have the giant!

Alejandro:

There is nothing we can do about it now. Just push harder!

Dakota runs past them.

We turn to Bloody Beavers, who are going somewhere alongside Deadly Deer. We focus on Anne Maria, who is pushing her crate with Cameron and Emma.

Anne Maria: Stops pushing

That's it. I can't push it anymore. Too bad this thing doesn't have a wheels. Can't we find anything to make this easier?

Cameron: Stops pushing, and so does Emma

Look around! There is nothing! There is just Beach and the forest. Nothing to make use of!

Crate pushed by Staci, Heather and Cody reaches them.

Staci: Stops pushing and walks up to them.

Oh! That reminds me that one time, where my Grand Grandparents had to move a heavy container, so they cut down the trees from the forest, and placed the logs under the container, to move it easier.

Cameron:

That's a great idea Staci, but you know what's the problem? How are we gonna cut down trees without axes?!

Heather Stops pushing her crate, and Cody can't push by himself, so he also stops.

Heather walks up to them.

Heather:

Ladies. Don't argue, and push the goddamn crates!

Eva, Bridgette and MK, with their 2 crates, didn't stop unlike the rest of the team, and kept up with Explosive Eagles, while Heather, Cody, Staci, Anne Maria, Emma and Cameron from Bloody Beavers stayed behind.

Anne Maria:

You can go, I don't stop you. But I ain't gonna push the crate.

Heather:

Why the hell not?

Anne Maria:

I'm tired.

Emma:

And we are not supposed to be?

Anne Maria:

I don't order you to push the crates.

We turn the camera to Ferocious Ferrets, who are getting closer to Bloody Beavers.

Their mood seems quite low.

Leshawna:

Aw, man. I can't believe that we are last!

Sierra:

Not for long! Look!

She points at the 6 of the Bloody Beavers, who stopped

We still might have a chance!

Zoey:

You hear that? Push the crates! The game isn't over yet!

Ferocious Ferrest regained hope. Even Sam and Harold were trying to help push the crates... despite not doing the best, they started gaining on Bloody Beavers.

And we turn back to the Bloody Beavers.

Cody:

If we don't hurry up, they might...

Cody points at the direction behind them, and sees Ferocious Furrets gaining on them

Heather gasps. After that, she grabs Anne Maria by her shoulders.

Heather:

If we end up last, and we lose, I will make sure that YOU will be the one going home.

Anyone opposed?

She looks at the rest of the group

Neither Cody, Emma, Cameron or Staci raise an opposition.

Heather: Looks back at Anne Maria

See? 5 votes against you. That means that you will guaranteed be eliminated, unless you start pushing the crate. YOU GET IT?

Anne Maria:

Fine!

All six of them start pushing their two crates.

But Ferocious Ferrets already managed to catch up. They are now going head to head.

We then turn to Aggressive Ants.

Dakota is passes them again, but this time running FROM the camp. She is breathing heavly.

Chase:

Why was she running in the opposite direction?

Trent:

To get the other crates! We have to hurry up if we wanna have the mansion tonight!

We turn to Cruel Crows. Dakota runs up to them. She is breeathing heavly.

Dakota:

Give Me

Inhale

the crates!

Caleb:

Dakota, are you okay?

Dakota: Picks up the remaining 2 crates

Yeah, it-it's nothing really.

Let's just hurry, so we can have the mansion, okay?

She starts running back to the Camp, and the rest of the team follows her.

We then get to the Explosive Eagles, and 3 Bloody Beavers going close to them: Eva pushing one crate, and Bridgette and MK pushing the other.

MK:

Wait... Where are the others?

Eva:

Doesn't matter. Let's just continue.

Bridgette:

We can't just let them behind!

Eva: Turns to Bridgette, and after few seconds goes back to pushing her crate.

They stopped, It's their problem to keep up with us. Waiting for them or going back will only slow us down.

MK:

Let's just get to the camp, and start working on the Jacuzzi.

They will have to catch up.

We get at the campsite. Both Aggressive Ants and Cruel Crows arrived.

Aggressive Ants start unloading their Crates from the Carts.

Cruel Crows catch up to Dakota waiting for them, sitting next to the crates.

Mike:

Umm... Why are the crates... Bitten?

Dakota:

We didn't

GASP

Eat yet, And I was

GASP

Hungry a bit...

Julia:

And you tried eating... the wooden crates?

Noah:

Why did you have to bite every single one of them, and not just eat one then?

Dakota:

They tasted like wood

GASP

and I thought that the next one would

GASP

Taste Better.

Lindsay:

Wait you guys! This is a good thing! Chris did say that we needed to open them with our teeth, and Dakota just did that!

Bit of silence before celebrating.

Caleb: Interrupts the celebration.

But you didn't eat the contents?

Dakota:

No?

GASP

They were important.

Beth:

Let's get to building! We will win this!

Everyone:

Yeah!

Wayne:

Okay, but Dakota, You deserve a break. We will take things from here.

Dakota:

Thank

You...

She falls asleep, while the rest of her team get to building the Jacuzzi.

We zoom out to see Aggressive ants struggling to open their crates with their teeth.

Team of Deadly Deer arrives at the campsite.

Millie points at Cruel Crows.

Millie: Gasps

They are already building their Jacuzzi!

Sadie:

Hurry!

She is about to open the crate with her ARMS, but Justin stops her, pointing at Aggressive Ants.

Justin:

See? We need to use our Teeth!

Everyone looks at Owen.

Owen:

What?

Axel:

Open the crates Owen!

Owen:

But-

Axel:

Listen! If you manage to open all 4 of theese crates, I will give you my breakfast tomorow. Do you understand?

Owen:

For Real?

Axel:

Yeah.

Owen looks at the crates, and then gets to opening them.

Raj:

Wooohoo Owen!

Sadie:

You can do it!

= Axel's Confessional =

Axel:

He can have my breakfast.

I would catch mine on my own anyway

= End of the Confessional =

Aggressive Ants manage to open all their crates and get to the building.

Chris arrives.

Chris:

Hey guys. I see that 3 teams have already arrived...

And I see more coming.

Eva, Bridgette and MK arrive. Chris comes to them.

Chris:

Where is the rest of the team?

MK:

I know that you seen the footage. You know propably more than us.

Chris:

Yeah, just messing with you.

I don't really care.

Chris walks away.

MK: Turns to Eva and Bridgette

Okay, so how do we open the crates with Our teeth?

Bridgette looks at Eva.

Eva:

Fine. I'll do it.

She gets to oppening the crates.

As Owen opens his team's final crate, Explosive Eagles.

Courtney:

WE ARE 5TH?

Nichelle:

Counting only full teams, We are 4th.

Chris walks up to them.

Chris:

Guys, You were right next to them!

He points at Eva, Bridgette and MK.

What happened?

Bowie:

Ripper.

Chris:

Well, you better get to oppening the crates. Don't forget to use your teeth!

Courtney:

Ripper, since you slowed us down, you should be the one oppening the crates.

Bowie:

Says the chicken.

Courtney:

You also didn't jump!

Bowie:

Yeah, but my jump wouldn't change anything. Yours did. I mean, I can at least understand Scott.

Scott:

Thank you!

Katie:

Let's just get to oppening the chest, okay?

Ripper:

Fine.

He starts to open the crates.

We turn to Deadly Deer.

Owen manages to open the final crate.

Owen:

Ow...

Jo:

Okay. Let's get to building. I saw B in action, and I can honestly say, he is good at this stuff. Anyone opposed to making him the leader for the challenge?

No one seems to be against this idea.

Jo:

Okay, B! You are the boss. What do we do?

B thinks for a minute, and then he starts giving orders.

He points at Jo, Axel and DJ, and then points them at the pile of buckets.

He then Points at Justin and Sadie. He is about to point at Owen, but he seems too tired, so he passes him. He then also points at Raj and Millie, and points them at the wood and tools, for the main shape of the Jacuzzi.

He meanwhile gets a wrench, and gets to hydraulics.

Finaly, Ferocious Ferrets arrive.

Priya:

I will open the crates! I was very good that part in my training!

Zoey:

Yeesh.

And at last, the rest of Bloody Beavers.

Bridgette:

What took you so long?!

Eva:

Doesn't matter. We have to hurry to not be last.

She instantly gets to oppening the crates.

Heather: Points at Anne Maria

Thanks to her, we are now gonna be last!

Cameron:

It doesn't have to mean that! Remember? The Jacuzzi's will be judged based on

quality. As long as we finish our before the deadline, and It won't be the worst one,

we will not lose!

Both Priya and Eva finish opening their teams' crates.

Now everyone is building their Jacuzzi's.

And after some time...

Beth:

We are finished!

Chris comes, and sees that Jacuzzi is complete and working... well.

Chris:

First Jacuzzi is complete by Cruel Crows! That means that the rest of you have only an hour.

Some Teams are still far from complete. Ferocious Ferrets have the least done, and Bloody Beavers are 2nd last, with only the main shape.

Cameron:

We have to hurry! Bridgette! Give me that wrench over there!

Bridgette:

Where? Oh! Here you GoooaaaaAAAAAAA.

She tripped over Cody's leg, and fell on the main construction, ruining it.

Cameron:

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Heather:

We can still catch up! Everyone get back to what you are doing, I am gonna fix it.

And she does it quite well... But it takes her necessary time.

Hour later... Everyone is finished, except for Bloody Beavers, who lacked about 10 minutes.

Chris:

Time ran out! Everyone get ready for judging!

Cameron:

Aw man...

Judgement

Some time passes, the place get's cleaned up, and the Chris is judging the Jacuzzi's.

Chris:

Okay... Here is the Verdict.

The Jacuzzi of the highest quality belongs too...

Deadly Deer!

B smirks, and his team cheers!

Chris:

But! I have to give 1st place to Cruel Crows, because they get bonus points from finishing first. This means, that they will have the Mansion all for themselves until the next challenge!

Cruel Crows are celebrating!

Chris:

2nd place belongs to Deadly Deer.

3rd place belongs to Agressive Ants.

Theese two teams will have the cabins.

And now, we get to the weaker Jacuzzi's.

4th place goes to Explosive Eagles, who had worse quality due to the penality from the First Challenge.

And they will be sharing the the Trailers with the 5th Team, which is...

Most of Ferocious Ferrets and Bloody Beavers are stressed out, but some Bloody Beavers already know the verdict.

Chris:

Ferocious Ferrets! Even though due to short time, it is the worst Jacuzzi i have ever seen, It at least is complete, unlike the one at the last place.

Cameron:

Knew It... Chris:

Bloody Beavers, get ready to eliminate someone during tonights ceremony.

Some looks are shared in Bloody Beavers team, most of them targeted towards Bridgette and Anne Maria.

We cut to 9 members of Bloody Beavers walking towards the place of the ceremony, just like in TDI23. Some sad, Some stressed.

They arrive, and take their Seats.

Chris:

Two of you didn't Jump in the first challenge. It didn't matter... But those two people should think if their team would be here today, If they didn't chicken out, and share the reward with the Aggressive Ants.

= Cameron's Confessional =

Cameron:

When you put it this way... I might have made a mistake.

He looks at the chicken hat on his head and sighs.

= End of the Confessional =

Chris:

Chef?

Chef turns to Anne Maria.

Chef:

Anne Maria! You slowed your team down, causing them to lose valuable time.

Anne Maria:

Whatever. If MK and Cameron, then as Chris said, we would have the wheels and I wouldn't have a reason to argue.

Chef then turns to Bridgette

Chef:

Bridgette! You destroyed the Jacuzzi, causing your team to lose the time.

Bridgette:

But It was an accident!

Chef then turns to Heather

Chef:

And Heather!

Heather:

What did I do?

Chef:

Nothing. But you are THE Heather. I wouldn't feel safe during any elimination ceremony in your place.

Chris:

Marshmallow time!

Those people who I will list are Safe:

Eva

Emma

Staci

Cody

MK

Cameron

…

Heather

Bridgette and Anne Maria waited in suspense.

Even more suspense.

Chris:

…

Bridgette!

Anne Maria, you will Make the walk of shame, and say hello to good old Boat of Losers.

Anne Maria:

What of losers?

Chris:

Oh. Forgot that you didn't watch previous seasons. Well... You will see.

Anne Maria makes the walk of shame, and enters the Boat of Losers and it swims away.

Chris turns to the viewer.

Chris:

Yep! The elimination methods will be just like in the originals.

He then turns to Chef

Shouldn't you be cooking for the teams?

Chef shrugs, puts on his cooking clothes and walks away.

Cody:

Oh, we are gonna finaly eat something?

Great!

We are starving.

Chris:

Oh. You won't. The teams recieve the food based on their placement.

And since, you placed last, your food will be whatever you will catch in the forest.

Good luck!

Now Shoo, the ceremony is over.

We then cut to the inside of the mansion, where Cruel Crows are celebrating their victory with high-class meal. Everyone sits at the long table, except for Dakota, who due to her height, can't sit on a chair, so she is kneeling, like Japaneese people do at their tables.

Gwen:

Man, being this big must really suck.

Dakota:

Well, maybe besides not fitting in smaller buildings, not being able to sleep on the bed, lack of clothing, higher needs for energy, and few other things...

It's pretty neat.

Beth: was chewing something

Man, MUNCH No Wondes that you wewwe so MUNCH tiwed aftew the chamlenge.

Mike:

Yeah, Thanks for your help! It's thanks to you, that we are here today.

Dakota:

No... I didn't help with the Jacuzzi at all.

Noah:

No, there was enough of us to do the work. 9 people is kinda too much.

Like you guys gotta agree that the more work on the same thing, the more average efficency of a every person lowers.

Gwen:

Yeah... That... But you did the most work with moving and opening the crates, which was the hardest part, right? We wouldn't be able to achieve the 1st place without you.

We move to the Dinner area, where All 4 of the middle teams are: Agressive Ants, Deadly Deer, Explosive Eagles and Ferocious Ferrets.

Each team had their own table.

As to food.

Deadly Deer on 2nd place and Agressive Ants on 3rd, recieved TDI quality food, while

Explosive Eagles on 4th and Ferocious Ferrets on 5th recieved TDAS styled goop.

First the goop was given, and those teams sat down, before the „normal” food was given to Deadly Deer and Agressive Ants.

DJ was the last one from his team to recieve foor, and as he wanted to sit down at his team's table, it turned out that he didn't have where, due to Sadie, Owen and B being too... Wide...

But Explosive Eagles had a free space on the opposite of Katie.

DJ:

Hey, can I sit here?

Katie:

Yeah, sure!

DJ:

Thank you.

DJ looks at Katie's „food”

Is this what you have to eat?

Katie:

Yep.

DJ:

Man, this looks awful.

Katie:

It looks even worse than the glue Sadie once ate.

DJ:

Sadie ate glue?

Katie:

Yeah. When we were little.

Anyway, did you notice that Bloody Beavers didn't recieve any food?

I've heard that they will have to find their own food in the forest.

DJ:

Yeah, this season will suck.

Axel, overheard that, since she was near the edge of the table of her team.

She didn't show it, but camera now focuses on her.

She just eats her food, listening.

We then cut into the forest. It's midnight.

We focus on Bloody Beavers.

They are sitting in a group together, around the fireplace.

Cameron:

I m sooooo hungry.

Heather:

It's too dark to look for food. You will have to last until tomorow morning.

Staci:

Well, I have a funny story, similar to-

But they hear something behind the bushes nearby?

Bridgette:

What was that?

Emma:

Maybe that was a dear?

Whatever that was, it was aproaching.

Eva stood up.

It stopped.

After a few seconds, it threw something in front of Eva. As it fell on the floor, the light of the fireplace showed that it was a bag...

With blood...

The thing that was in bushes started running away.

Eva:

HEY!

But she didn't put a chase.

Now, everyone were focused on the bloody bag.

Bridgette:

Oh my god, what is that?

Eva opened it.

Eva:

Meat. Sliced already. We could cook it.

Bridgette:

Who's meat?

Cameron aproached, and looked inside.

Cameron:

Deer meat! Let's eat it!

Bridgette:

That's too optimistic for someone who has a dead deer in front of him.

Cameron:

That's too pesimistic for someone who hasn't eaten in an entire day.

Cody:

I mean... If we cook it well, then it will be consumable.

Bridgette:

No! That's a living Thing!

Heather aproaches the bag.

Heather:

That's not even half of a deer, not even talking about a living one.

I agree with them, Let's eat it.

You don't have to eat with us, If you don't wanna.

Bridgette doesn't anwser.

We then cut to the scene, where everyone is around the fire, silently waiting for the meat to cook, as the credits roll.

[zaenight]

Crazy but she's mine ch2

"You gotta be kidding me, what the fuck!" Jackie exclaimed.

a week had gone by , Jackie and Illiana found a small house that they managed to buy as the older of the two got a job at a butcher shop called

Carnicería Reyes.

The poor man was about to close down the shop , but alas fate had other plans.

Illiana was still a little dissappointed that her father

wanted nothing to do with her.

But anyways back to the problem at hand.

"You fucking dick!" Jackie yelled at the one and only Ez and Angel Reyes.

"My bad." He said shrugging.

Oh and the big kick was that her boss was also the father of Ez and Angel,fuck her life.

"Fuck you mean "my bad", my fucking tires are slashed , your brother has the damn knife in his hands!" She exclaimed.

"uh oh hermano chica blanca parece que está a punto de quemar un fusible." Angel snickered.

(uh oh bro white girl looks like she's about to blow a fuse.)

"Oh I'll show you about to blow a fuse!" The woman exclaimed launching at him.

"Oh shit she understood me!" Angel yelled as he was tackled.

"Damn your heavy!" he exclaimed as a fist punched him in the face.

"Fuck you!" Jackie yelled as Ez pulled her off of him.

"Damn , thats the second time you attacked one of my memebers." Ezekiel murmured as she tried launching at angel again.

"¡Maldita sea, le diste justo en el ojo!" He said with a laugh as Angel groaned.

(Damn you got him right in the eye!)

"It's not fucking funny , she has the punch of three grown men!" Angel exclaimed before muttering curses.

"Jackie are w- oh its you people again." Illiana said coming outside.

"Mini Bishop." Angel greeted.

"Don't call me that, also tell him to go fuck him self." The young girl said spitting in the grass.

"Camila-" Ez started until he felt a hand slap him.

"How the hell do you know my first name!" Jackie yelled as he held his cheek.

Angel was worried now , after gabriella,after becoming President,his brother could be a bit unhinged.

" You work for our Father he let it slip, and you have some balls you know that." Ez said not believing this woman just slapped him.

"Whats the matter baby?, cant handle a woman who doesn't let you control her." Jackie said glaring as he stepped forward.

"Jackie! Look!" Illiana pointed as the men from yesterday pulled up on their bikes.

"The hell do you want from me,Illiana go inside!" The woman yelled.

"Bu-" Illiana stopped when she saw Bishop walk over and ran inside.

"We fucking own you , you belong to the Mayans." Bishop said with a glare.

"The hell I do!" Jackie exclaimed as she glared at them.

"Ez laid claim on you , so you belong to our dear president." Angel said taking a step back as she stepped forward.

"The fuck happened to your eye?" Hank asked.

"He got my fist to his face , and if you don't get the hell off our property-" Jackie started untill Ez cut her of.

"Enough! I laid claim , No man's ever gonna look at you,or touch you,unless they want their faces bashed in-" he started untill she slapped him.

"Bold of you to assume I only like men, and two, You dont fucking own me you son of a bitch,you can't just lay claim on me,I'll fuck whoever the hell I want,Just because you wear those kuttes and ride thise big bikes don't mean shit to me!" She rambled.

"Damn! can we keep her?" Creeper exclaimed with a whistle.

"LEAVE US ALONE!" Illiana yelled , coming out of the house she held a shotgun,pointed specifically at Bishop.

"Shit! put it down." Hank said

raising his hands.

"No! stay the hell away from us,or else." The teen said.

"Put the fucking gun down kid!" Bishop yelled.

"Fuck you old man!" She yelled.

Suddenly Jackie let out a laugh scaring the crap out of Creeper and Angel.

"Damn kid I knew there was a reason I decided to stick with you." Jackie cackled.

"Enough!, Look my father closed down his shop afterall,so you need a job anyway." Ez said still suprised that these girls had the balls to stand up to them.

"Fuck you , if you think im gonna be one of your damn whore-" She started untill Ez laughed.

"amar, I was gonna say you can work at the bar." He smirked.

"Besides you need the cash." Angel said looking at the house.

"Fine, but if you think- Illiana you can put the gun down now." Jackie cut herself off.

"Man, I was having fun,the bald one looked like he was about to piss em' self." Illiana groaned taking the gun inside.

"You know for the last week that kid has cried hersself to sleep because you decided to be a dick,you didn't have to automatically be her father,but you could've showed her you gave a damn instead of looking at her like trash." Jackie said as bishop came over to the group.

"Fuck you old man!" Illiana said kicking Bishop in the balls before saluting Jackie and going inside.

"Fuck!" he exclaimed.

"Oh this is gonna be fun." Jackie laughed.

Ez stared at her wondering why she wasn't scared of them , what kind of life did she have before santo padre?

"The fuck you looking at?,also my fucking tires are still slashed, I expect them fixed for free!" Jackie said pulling him by his belt.

Damn this woman,Obedient and Submissive was a Quality most of the old ladies had,but Jackie was the opposite,and that made it all the more exciting.

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[ivegotalongmemory]

Twd 11x23 thoughts (I know I'm not emotionally prepared for this) ((spoilers)):

-it doesn't feel like this is the 2nd to last episode, I can't believe it

-that shot of all the weapons in one box is iconic honestly

-lori, CARL, RICK AND MICHONNE mention, yeah I knew I wouldn't be able to handle this

-she put the hat on R.J's head😭

-rosita is gonna be a ruthless bitch this episode right? Please give me that

-oh dianne is here? Where has she beeeeeeen all this time

-that tiny little crumb of ezekiel saying goodbye to nabila and gracie?? Literally a crumb but I love it

-daryl literally cannot say no to Judith can he. And then there's lil r.j who just has to get passed around between the babysitters

-yay mercer go fuck shit up<3

-"is that your faith talking?" "In you, yes" okay look I never cared about rosita/gabriel but I have to admit that was cute

-i feel so bad for aaron and his lil group, like everyone else is back together and then there's these guys still out here, they better be back with the main group before the end of the show. Actually I just had a depressing thought, what if they all die and never make it

-"yet I smile" stop I will cry, ezekiel really did beat all the odds

-"you all are better than me" okay look I am not a negan apologist and I dislike how some people literally suck his dick and forget everything he did, but i do love his arc lately of being self aware and knowing that he did shit and trying to be better for no reason other than to be decent, that little conversation with ezekiel really did pull at my heartstrings

-omg did Maggie hear all that too?

-all these conversations about the Grimes fam are making me emotional

-lmao @ mercer and yumiko acting their asses off in front of this other commonwealth girl

-LYDIA OH MY GOD???? NOT HER

-oh my god don't cut to another scene and leave me hanging like that???

-jerry yelling "dude stop" in the most dire of situations is the most Jerry thing ever

-that scene was almost unbearable, wtf

-lydia is gonna regret all the time she spent hanging out with Aaron because now they're twinning

-jokes aside, oh my god, I mean I'm glad she hasn't just been killed off completely because it could have been worse but yikes

-so sick seeing the whole group working together to infiltrate, reminds me of the earlier seasons

-variant walkers u are cool but this is NOT THE TIME to mess things up

-oh no eugene is fucked

-oh he's not fucked, GO EUGENE!

-i love u jerry please dont die but also i feel like hes gonna because he just said the cursed words "see you on the other side"

-ahh yes the usual killing of all the redshirts while all the mains somehow dont get shot

-and now mercer being arrested? oh this is all going to shit isn't it

-i love a good gunfight though

-also just thought how terrifying it must be for connie who literally can't hear any of this???

-OKAY GIRLIES THIS IS WILD PAMELA WHAT THE FUCK??? Judith literally shoved maggie out of the way to save her?? Stop it rewind right now

-but love how everyone went absolutely psychotic trying to shoot Pamela after she did that, it's what she deserves

-negans reaction to the variant walker just about sums it up

-love luke running up with a smile but like sorry bro we don't have time for smiles and reunions right now

Okay holy shit this whole post was a mess but

-judith shot? everyone desperate to kill Pamela? some guy accidentally opened the gates and let the walkers in? the walkers climbing the walls? Everyone penned in surrounded by the massive horde? Mercers been arrested? Aaron, Lydia, Jerry and elijah all still out there somewhere? We still don't know wtf happened to the oceanside people? now this is the kind of absolute chaos I want for the finale! Also I'm so glad amc apparently aren't releasing the finale early because for once in my life I can avoid being spoiled a whole week early

[succulent-pott]

You know what no i’m actually done being moderately passive in this: I *HATE* Sierra. I will never NOT hate Sierra. You will NEVER be able to change my mind. I’m genuinely tired of cody being reduced to “he would be dead w/o Sierra” or “Sierra carried WT” or “Sierra and cody are suchhhh a good couple” this shit is the reason why SA and stalking have been idealized in media (ESPECIALLY REGARDING COUPLES) and if you genuinely think Sierra isn’t “that bad” i want you to think about what message this sends to uhh you know actual perpetrators AND victims???? When the character is STRAIGHT UP GENUINE harrassment you just cant defend that??.

“Bu-but-but-but-bur He’d be dead without her!!!1!1!1!1!1” he probably just would have gotten voted earlier??? He wouldn’t have won EITHER WAY???? Plus are you stupid? Did you watch the show?? Not even characters that compete for one season die: EZEKIEL LITERALLY SURVIVED A VOLCANO *AND* RADIATION AFTER HE BECAME *FERAL*???? I wouldnt have a problem w/ this if it wasn’t- you know sierra’s ONLY TRAIT to stalk and harass people??? Everything about HER revolves around CODY (and on occasion Chris by proxy of her mom). I dont think i have to explain why that is not healthy????

“Ermmmm she’s actually meant to represent the fandom” yeah,: you guys! The people defending an actual stalker like ur life depends on it! Just accept that someone can do bad things and move on! Because god knows you guys don’t actually care about shaming abusers if they’re funny enough.

“Blah blah blah shes just a fictional character!”!1!” And if enough pseudo-Sierras “aren’t actually that bad” where and when does the boundary get set??? People like Sierra exist, abusive relationships exist and if people would stop misinterpreting Cody and Sierra as “healthy” (which by the way, how the hell did you get that?? I genuinely hate them together) we could actually have a conversation about how abusive relationships in all strands should be portrayed in media for different ages.

“Ermmmm she’s probablu been in a bad situation because her mom has an obsession with chris” Okay?? People have bad things happen to them and turn out to not be horrible?? Hell, people do bad things and IMPROVE even slightly. SIERRA DOES NOT CHANGE THROUGHOUT THE WHOLE SEASON. If anything, she gets worse (imo). Not to mention with fresh tv’s track record (and track record to-be based on release since there is ROTI immediately afterwards) of representing disorders, I can say I HIGHLY doubt they put that much thought into Sierra. She’s just another version of the 2000’s favourite joke: “stalker can’t be stalker, because stalker is GIRL 😂😂😂😂 girl can’t be stalker! She’s GIRL!!!!!!1!” If you headcanon that just cause, okay sure whatever i guess. If you use that as an EXCUSE for her actions *THEN* we have a problem.

As a guy who’s been somewhere similar before, I actually find Sierra disgusting. I genuinely have trouble watching the third season which sucks because some other character dynamics are REALLY good that season. Maybe its because she reminds me of people I knew, or because I know first-hand what the dynamic is like in action, or maybe just because I have a functioning brain and literary retention and mild empathy which even jf you do lack, I think you could understand that the relationship (PLATONIC OR NOT) is not healthy!!

Ughhhh.

[corignem]

MEET THE MUN - ooc

NAME?: andy

PRONOUNS?: they/he

MOST ACTIVE MUSE(S)?: at the moment, it's mostly my muses from the walking dead-- jesus & ezekiel especially. then it's my oc sebastian belgrave & also obi-wan kenobi!

RP PET PEEVES?: it's a pet peeve/absolute ick-- people lying about who they are in order to hide from the things they've done in the past. deceiving people, fucking with their trust like that??? all bc ur a lil bitch baby that would rather hide than make amends for the things you've done?? DISGUSTANG. oh and also people that don't grasp the mutuals only concept. behave.

EXPERIENCE / HOW MANY YEARS?: oh god uhhhhhhh... on tumblr? it's been since around 2012 i think. roleplay in general is maybe a couple of years before that?? i was doing fanfic first tbf before switching over to roleplay!

FLUFF, ANGST, OR SMUT?: ...dont make me choose-- honestly i need a good mixture of it all to thrive. <33 i need the depth and complexities they all provide.

PLOTS OR MEMES?: memes are my love <33 they're an easy way to get things started, to delve into different aus and timelines. but i do love in depth threads that often come from plotting. but tbf, when i say i like plotting, what i really mean is-- lets ramble abt our charas/their dynamics, lets send each other stupid tiktoks like 'dis them', lets send each other playlists and pinterest boards and all that shit, ya know???

LONG OR SHORT REPLIES?: somewhere in the middle ig?? i like going off on a good old ramble, and love seeing my partner do the same. i like our threads being a place where we get to explore a characters feelings and motivations etc beyond just the basics of what is physically happening. so i tend to lean more somewhere in the middle, to something that can be longer if we feel the vibes.

TIME TO WRITE?: stares into space,,, honestly whenever i have the time and energy ya know?? typically, late evening or anytime during days off from work. if i'm writing on discord, it can truly be an anytime thing bc i find that easier especially if we wanna rapid fire back and forth for a bit.

ARE YOU LIKE YOUR MUSE(S)?: i-- have too many muses to consider this,,, like. yeah, there's definitely some muses im so deeply attached to be i relate to them ya know?? like, comfort characters and all that. but then i have some that i look at and go 'oh so ur an idiot<33' so it's a mixed bag ig??

tagged by: @rayofsunshinc ♥

tagging: uhhhhhhhh u seein this and haven't done it yet??? dewit!!

[courtney-deserved-better]

man that finale was not as good as i remembered