#THEY BOTH SHOOT��😤

[mrkeatingsblazer]

Will Solace blinding his enemies with his light Will Solace deafening his enemies with his sonic whistle Will Solace disabling his enemies bc of his medical knowledge Will Solace weakening his enemies with his plague powers Will Solace with a fucking gun

[the-judicial-assistants-notebook]

so obsessed with susato that i forgot that her saving holmes's life wasn't something i just made up in my head but implied by the game to have been What Actually Happened.

[indigodawns]

watching any edition of in the soop really never fails to make me 1) want to eat steak fried rice or noodles and 2) move to korea to go live in the mountains

[blondwhxrewrites]

ꨄ I'm sorry, but it needs to be said: Mattheo Riddle with a baby is peak writing. Don't even get me started on if it's a baby girl. He is absolute girl-dad material 💅

ꨄ He wasn't sure about having any kids at first, but when he saw your belly peaking out for the first time BRO IS LOCKED IN

ꨄ Best baby daddy fr fr 

ꨄ That girl has him wrapped around her little fingers. Just like her momma, that baby can completely render Mattheo useless with just a smile. He already has to deal with you, and now he has a mini-you who also throws a tantrum whenever he tells her no 🙄

ꨄ He'd be a little wary when she is first born but after a month he's holding her in the weirdest ways as he walks around the house doing random shit

ꨄ You bet your ass he wears the title of DILF proudly. He will gladly watch the other ladies drool over him as he is shopping with his daughter strapped to his chest. He gets cocky about it too, but of course, he is a taken man. He will shoot down any lady that tries to flirt with him. He wears his wedding ring proudly 😤

ꨄ Is extremely protective of both of you. He needs to know you two are safe at all times. Mattheo wouldn't hesitate to kill anyone who tries to hurt you or his daughter. He's whipping out his wand, and making his father proud with his dark arts skills 😌

ꨄ Speaking of his father, your daughter will never know about Tom Riddle. Honestly, I feel like Mattheo would even take your last name when you two get married. He wants his baby to stay far away from his dark family lineage. She will never have to know the pain of bearing the last name of Riddle.

ꨄ Honestly I could yap about dad!Mattheo for hours

[satoruhour]

gojo is a prone bone enthusiast you can’t convince me otherwise 😤😤😤😤

a/n: i think it’s impossible for me to write smtg without a lil story. forgive me yall / 0.7k / @hyomagiri @jabamin @shotorus @satohruu ☆

warnings: fwb!gojo, sort of hate sex but they both have feelings, prone bone, unprotected sex, clit stimulation, pet names, praise, creampie / breeding kink, implied multiple rounds, n*sfw under the cut

it’s filthy, the way gojo’s got you trapped under him so harshly and roughly, so in contrast with his candy sweet smile as he presented you with another bouquet of your favourite flowers — just another one of his escapades after completing a mission. in front of you, the blur of the flowers enter your vision, but you can hardly recall what colour combinations there were while being pounded into from behind.

“taking me s’well, fuck, baby,” gojo grunts as his body weight’s all pressed up on you: one hand on your lower back and triggering your arch while the other rests on the back of your neck — they hold you down, knees holding your plush thighs together while he watches your cunt stretch for him, “shit, angel, you sure you don’t want to make this a weekly thing?”

you’re moaning at the prospect of possibility getting his cock up your pussy every once a week, but you’re too prideful for that, claiming you hated him while getting soaking wet for him and letting him use you like a fuck toy in his office. his cushions smell like vanilla like you’ve always remembered, and there’s always your favourite piece of chocolate on his desk no matter when you come in, and his cock hits all the spots in you like it always does. maybe routine wouldn’t hurt, maybe gojo satoru wouldn’t mess with your feelings, not when he eats you out like your pussy was his oxygen and fucks you like he loves you.

“f—fuck, satoru—” your fingers dig into the fluffy cushion of the sofa, ass propping up just a little. with each thrust, his tip hits your cervix, kissing it barely just to send your eyes rolling back into your head. gojo moans at how tight you feel, spanning his hands over the expanse of your back and hovering over you.

“y-yeah? what is it, princess?” god, and these names he was calling you didn’t help one bit, angling his hips up into you and you preen, letting out something between a moan and a whine as your hips fuck back onto him.

“cock s’deep, ’toru, mmf…” the wooden structure of jujutsu high is old, terrible, so there’s no doubt the sounds of his pelvis slapping into the fat of your ass could permeate the walls, paired with the squelching slickness of your pussy and your mewls. you’re barely able to turn your body to see the man looming over you from behind, sweat sticking to his forehead, blindfold residing on his neck and ocean eyes trained on your side profile. he grunts softly when your eyes meet his and his hips stammer, switching to slow, grinding thrusts that cause your jaw to fall open. “sa— toru—! that— feels s’good…”

gojo tells himself not to cum when one of your hands wrap around the wrist next to your face, holding onto it for dear life as your body jerks from the deep, gradual thrusts he’s giving you. with this, he relishes in your pussy wrapping around him, the lewd drag of your sopping pussy lips spreading for him and sucking him in with each push of your ass on him; he briefly feels you play with your clit, rubbing impatiently as you held onto his arm.

“satoru, satoru, satoru— w’nna cum, ’m—” you’re squeezing his arm adorably, fingers twining with his that he’s the one who cums first. you were so cute, your hand closing around his as he squeezes your digits. gojo groans as he spills in you, shooting ribbons of cum deep into your cunt before he ignores the sensitivity of his cock and picks up the pace again. he knew you inside out, quite literally, fucking his cum back into you as your little pants pick up in volume again.

“oh my god— right the—” your eyes flutter close as your pussy squeezes his length, coating it with your cum and letting it drip down to his sofa and gojo thinks it’s one of the most beautiful sights he’s witnessed. below him, your mouth closes around his wrist and bites lightly for anchor, making his heart and dick jump at the look of your hooded lids and small smile. his hips move before he knows it, determined to breed you again and make you his.

“w’na go again…” you pant and kiss his skin, “...satoru.”

[lyneira]

♡ falling asleep on their shoulder ♡

-> how they would react if you ended up falling asleep on their shoulder

lyneira's 1.2k milestone event

Will be a bit annoyed (at first)

Leona, Ace, Jack

They'd wanna wake you up, gently nudging you, "oi, my shoulder isn't for you to sleep on", but seeing how fast asleep you were and seeing how adorable your resting face was had them giving in.

I feel like Leona would be inclined to sleep as well, eyelids growing heavy and his head occasionally leaning on yours, but he would try to keep himself awake because he didn't want anyone to disturb you. If anyone walked in making a ruckus, he'd shoot them a glare and quietly tell them to shut up lol.

When you wake up, these dudes would definitely be like, "Finally awake, sleepyhead? Well you owe me one for drooling all over my shoulder". Apologize all you want, the only acceptable payment he'll take is your love and affection, particularly in the form of a kiss, hehe 😘

Wouldn't really know what to do

Idia, Deuce, Epel, Ruggie

They'd probably freeze up when they've realized you've just fallen asleep on their shoulder. Should they wake you up? Should they just let you rest on them? They wouldn't know what to do. While they don't want to disturb you, knowing how tired you must have been, the longer you leaned on them, the more they would observe your lovely, peaceful visage, note the warmth radiating from your body as you were clinging onto their arm, and just wouldn't be able to handle the adoration that they felt for you overwhelm them. They would feel their heart rate go up and feel their cheeks grow hotter as you held them closer in your sleep. He wasn't used to being in close contact with you for such long periods of time after all.

Sleeps along with you

Floyd, Cater, Kalim, Che'nya, Silver

He's going to lean his head on yours and fall asleep too. He doesn't plan on waking you up and would feel too bored just sitting there that he decides he might as well sleep. I think it would become a routine between you both. The moment he feels your head weigh down on his shoulder, he'll stop whatever he was doing and would grin, "I guess it's nap time for me too!!", and then sleep. Let's be real, he probably uses it as an excuse to slack off, yet, at the same time, he truly enjoyed moments like these where he could simply rest and be so close to you.

Before sleeping, I can totally see Cater taking a selfie of you sleeping with him waving a peace sign and captioning it, "Nap time~!"

Is as happy as can be

Rook, Malleus, Lilia, Neige

When he feels the weight of your head resting on his shoulder and sees you asleep, they are over the moon for you. They're just so happy to know that you're this comfortable and relaxed enough around them, that their hearts are all a flutter. He's so tempted to scoop you up in his arms and let you rest there, holding you close to their chest, but seeing how peaceful you already look right now, he chooses to keep still. Though, if you subconsciously nuzzle your face into his shoulder, he's gonna want to kiss you right then and there. You're just. Too. CUTE!!! 😤💘

And if you do end up waking up because of it, he'll apologize but will be thankful deep down because now, he'll take this chance to let you sleep in his arms instead, where he can keep you close, safe and protected in his warm embrace, kissing your forehead as you again fall asleep, "Rest well, my love. I'll be here for you when you wake up"

Will wake you up

Vil, Jamil, Rollo, Sebek

Yes, these guys will wake you up especially if they had things to do, but will do so politely (excluding Sebek, he'll be loud asf) and with good intentions. If you're this tired, then he suggests that you lay down and sleep in your bed. Y'know, so you can be more comfortable, and the last thing he wants is you getting a stiff neck from sleeping on his shoulder.

Yet, if you insist enough that you want to sleep with him near you, then he'll oblige by either letting you lay your head on his lap or by carrying you to your room and sleeping beside you. In the case that he sleeps beside you, when he sees you've finally succumbed to sleep, he'll try to slip out to continue his work. But once your hand instinctively reaches out to grab his sleeve and mutter his name, he stops, and resigns himself to laying beside you again, huffing, "oh boy, what am I gonna do with you..?" , while softly caressing your cheek with his thumb. He tries, but he simply can't resist you.

Won't be bothered at all

Azul, Riddle, Jade, Trey

If it was possible, he would simply continue what he was doing, albeit more subtle and quieter now. You sleeping on their shoulder wasn't bothersome to him. He found it quite endearing actually.

He liked the contact and for you to be vulnerable like this with him, he doesn't want to ruin the moment. You are now under his care. And he'll ensure that no one disturbs you and that you're able to lean on him comfortably. I think he'd feel free to show more affection towards you now that you were asleep. He'd kiss the top of your head, and probably keep his hand on your thigh or on top of yours, gently rubbing circles on your skin as he continues his task. If any strands of hair were covering your face, he'd promptly move it away so that he'd be able to thoroughly admire you, smiling because of how fortunate he feels to be with you.

© 2023 lyneira. PLEASE DO NOT COPY, PLAGIARIZE, OR REPOST MY WRITING ONTO OTHER PLATFORMS

[maxlarens]

(last one for now) 🩷: Logan + (american 😤) football game 🥹

honestly this is how i think that me going to a american football game would go (at least re: not knowing whats going on). anyway loved this idea actually thank u 💝 can u tell i dont understand how american football works

cw: ummm slightly suggestive?

“Logan,” you sigh, “I’m sorry, I know this is fun for you, but what the fuck is going on down there?”

Logan laughs, tips his head back so you can see the line of his throat. Foamy beer sloshes over the rim of his plastic cup as he points an arm out, gesturing at players down on the field. You’ve got no real way to know who he means when he says words like Quarterback and Wide Receiver and Outside Linebacker. It’s a whole different language, never mind the way his accent has thickened since he’s been home. Vowels turning honey-sweet and long.

“You understand?”, he asks off the back of a long spiel that you definitely didn’t get.

You wince a little, shake your head, “All I got is that they’re chucking a ball around, Loges. Same as every other sport.”

Logan raises a blonde eyebrow at you, smile tugging charmingly at his mouth, “Every other sport?”

“Yuh huh. Tennis, soccer, footy— uh, padel. Even you guys, I guess.”

A snort, indelicate, childish as he waits for you to elaborate. Clearly intrigued to see how you’ll relate the two, “Go on.”

You shrug sheepishly, feeling a little embarrassed about your dumb joke, but persevering anyway, “Yeah, y’know. Twenty of you slinging your balls around the track every weekend.”

Logan, who’d made the mistake of taking a sip of his beer, bursts suddenly into laughter. Has to redirect the beer-spray that shoots out of his mouth onto the concrete steps below you. Not quick enough apparently, as some hits your bare knee. You can’t help joining in on his snickering as you wipe your knee dry with a napkin.

“Gross,” you complain.

“I’m gross?”

You raise an eyebrow at him, “Yeah. You spat on me.”

Logan’s cornflower blue eyes sparkle under the stadium light. You eye the smattering of blonde stubble as his jaw ticks. Mouth twisting in amusement.

He shrugs his broad, muscular shoulders, expression glinting with something familiar, “I’ve done worse.”

Something tingles down your spine as you bite the inside of your cheek. You raise both eyebrows at him in surprise, maybe just daring him to go on.

“Oh, have you?”, you bite, knowing for certain fact he has, just wanting to hear him say it.

He nods, a polite, perfunctory thing, says, “Yes ma’am,” pretends like he doesn’t know what that does to you.

You purse your lips like you’ve sucked on a sour lemon. Raise an eyebrow at him incredulously for what feels like the hundredth time today. Really, it asks.

His eyes are still bright and mischievous. Happy. The crowd erupts into cheers as some Quarterback or Linebacker or fucking whatever, scores a goal or a touchdown or something of that nature. Neither of you are looking— only at each other.

You grab for the plastic cup in Logan’s hand, in an attempt to stifle the electricity buzzing between you— it’s not the place, nor the time, “Gimme that.”

His lip curls up, satisfied, acquiescing the drink easily to you, “Sure thing, babe.”

A little breathless, a little warm, you gulp down lukewarm beer in an attempt to stifle the heat inside you.

“You’re fucken’ evil, Sargeant.”

He hums, “Yeah. You love it.”

what is it with logan and me making the drabble slightly h*rny. is it just because i’m writing it for u viv????? is it logan?????

[shalomniscient]

Sev I bring you this in honor of Father Arlecchino coming out;

Arlecchino is rough, that's simply a fact. She has a slightly rough exterior, she's rough on the Fatui, and she's incredibly rough with you. Though that roughness only resides within the bedroom. It's common for Arlecchino to toss you around and force you into an assortment of positions that will surely have your body screaming at you in the morning. She's a woman that takes what she wants, and if she wants you a certain way, than by the Archons she is going to have you that way. She'll have you and force you to take her strap, fingers or tongue inside you as long as she wants, till your thighs are shaking uncontrollably around her and your raking your nails against her skin, hoarse voice barely begging through your pathetic whimpers and moans for at least a break. But Arlecchino won't give you one, because she take what she wants and what she wants is to have you pass out from the pleasure she's giving you.

GSGDHHSJSJSKSLBXBD SINS OMG I’M ???? YOU ARE DRIVING ME CRAZYY (/pos) i'm so horrendously down bad for this woman it's actually insane honestly........ [more nsft utc]

cw. mentions of pregnancy, breeding

i don't want kids. like, pregnancy scares the fuck outta me. but arle ?? somehow this woman manages to bypass that ick and it's truly INSANE the way i would willingly bear her children LIKE ????? in my selfship delusion land arle and i are married and after fontaine is saved i am going to jump her bones and ride her until she's shooting BLANKS frfr 😤😤😤 they call her father because it's her title, i call her father because she's fathering my children amen 🙏🙏🙏 arle can treat me as rough as she wants because i can take it 💪💪 i'd be sore as hell but i'm literally so insane about her i'd beg her to go again like a greedy fucking brat but good for both of us that's what she likes...... 😌😌😌

FLUFF TIME but arle is such a girl dad imo like she's this big scary harbinger but if our daughter says tea party time then it is tea party time 😤😤😤 any fatui agent within range is forced to participate but there's no way in hell they'll say no if they want to live LMAO alsooooo lyney lynette and freminet would be such good older siblings 🥺🥺🥺 just........ fontaine family w arle........

[dangopango00]

COLLEGE AU TIGHNARI ROOMMATE HCS

Tighnari x gn reader

A/N: AUGGGHHHHH IM INSANE AGAIENEBWFWFWWGQ Missing tighnari hours oue so I will write out all the roomie hcs I have to share; per usual its self indulgent as hell

If im being fr this is probably gonna have a part 2 soon i always forget something 😭😭 also my art of him is down there somewhere!!!!

Cw: long af oh my god

more utc

First Meeting:

- You’re a biology major or something similar and just visiting the college you’ll be attending

- You were definitely going to move into the dorms but you heard about and later witnessed some student running around like a maniac looking for a roommate

- You even got emails about it, found flyers on some of the pinboards around the school and even saw ads online (whether that be in some college gc app like zeemee or whatever)

- Eventually you did a bit of basic research on this guy by asking some of your friends or people who know him and you found out his name is Tighnari and he’s double majored in biology and botany

- You let him go on for a few days-a week before you realized he really wasn’t going to find a roommate this late in the game; feeling both pity and admiration for his dedication, you approached him with one of the flyers in your hand as the poor guy took a break from his ad campaign

- “Um… about this flyer…..”

- Tighnari’s ears immediately perked up oh you just made his week, no his month— maybe even his year

- “Yes? Are you interested in moving in? My previous roommate has begun living elsewhere” he explained.

- You’re hesitant, hoping you aren’t making a mistake but eventually steel yourself and figure you only live once right? Plus he could always help with your work! You give him a firm nod.

- Tighnari got a bit overexcited, asking way too many questions at once, “When can you move in? How will you be paying rent? Are you alright with plants? Right, by the way I’m Tighnari. I am a biology and botany major”

- “It’s nice to meet you! I’m (Y/n). I can move in soon and plants are fine! Uh …About rent! I’ll have to find a job but I do have some savings!” you confessed nervously.

- To tell the truth you weren’t planning on getting a job this early on, planning to get the hang of the new workload first but desperate times call for desperate measures (Cute guy in trouble 😤)

- Tighnari however, was unamused. His face completely dropped as if you’d just told him his entire family dropped dead, “You don’t have a source of income already…? Then why would you…. Sigh Nevermind. Its fine. This is fine. I’ll even help you job search”

- “Greeeaaatttt there goes my credit” he thought. And it showed on his face too.

- You just shoot him a silly smile and over the course of the days it took to move you into his apartment you establish some ground rules

Rules:

- He will do the cooking and he’ll cook for you if he’s cooking for himself (if he’s not cooking then you’re on your own)

- In return you do a majority of the cleaning although it’s still pretty split kinda like a 60/40 or 55/45 kind of deal

- You pay the water bill while he pays electricity (you take long showers and his plants and such sometimes require lamps + he just uses a lot of electricity I feel like it’s not usually for him but his plants and work)

- Visitors are pretty much always welcome but you have to let the other know beforehand

- Although the previous rule is true none of those kind of visitors are allowed. Tighnari has sensitive ears he don’t wanna hear that 😭😭

- Be cool and communicate if you have a problem

Apartment:

- SO MANY PLANTS. LIKE THEY ARE TAKING OVER THE APARTMENT . This is a big part of why Tighnari didn’t want to live in the dorms since he wouldn’t be able to have as many plants as he wanted

- It’s a little funny Cyno has really bad allergies so he never lived with him and Collei lived with him for a long time but moved out to move in with Amber (oue shes leaving the nest) (she’s in the apartment right below yours)

- You, as a biology major, on the other hand LOVE the amount of plants in the apartment and Tighnari is ecstatic because he was sooo worried you’d try to make him get rid of them or something; is even more glad that you like them as much as he does

- Also has a big tank of worms where he dumps all the leftovers neither of you eat. He then uses the compost as plant fertilizer

- Despite the amount of things in the apartment its very neat and organized; there are little notebooks next to every living thing to keep track of when and how to feed them

You and Him:

- He has a very old ass car but only uses it for emergencies because he’s not a fan of carbon emissions (usually goes places by public transport, walking or hitching rides) (its the little things that make a big difference ok)

- He works two jobs: One at a plant/flower shop and the other at the school library

- He sometimes brings home new plants because all the plants no one will buy are always given to him by management

- You work one or two jobs likely on campus maybe in the newspaper or the school cafe etc

- Either way whenever you get home tired or after just having a bad day he’d comfort you so much no matter how many days in a row you do the same thing, flopping on the couch and groaning

- When you first did it you two weren’t close but he still stroked your hair and offered you some words of praise but when you two became more comfortable he’d straight up hold you to his chest or let you lay on his lap while stroking your hair if you don’t mind

- “I really need to stop coddling you” he’d say this all the time but never follow through on it and you’d be in his arms as we speak 😅

- He never did stop coddling you. Whenever you watch a show or anime he’s right beside you on the couch reading his book as he glances up every now and again; sometimes gives his two cents on what’s going on in the show (my personal fave is him getting mad at the usopp going merry arc in water 7 bye)

- He has little black rectangular reading glasses idc idgaf he dresses like an old man too with cardigans and sweater vests, maybe overalls if he’s going out to do garden work (he has no sense of fashion we know this)

- If you’re willing to listen he will yap so much about his plants and about wildlife; his heart melts in his chest if you seem genuinely interested and are paying close attention

- You have a snail named Saniel/Saniela. You almost stepped on him and brought him inside, putting him in a little terrarium thing.

- Tighnari hates that thing (he doesn’t; he’s like a grumpy father with a new dog) if it gets out it will eat his plants, so watch it. 😤

- Posts it on his little conservation account (shoutout to the person who wrote that post where he had a conservation insta acc i cant find it) and it overtakes the page gn its his worst nightmare. First it steals his unofficial lover now his followers

- Yall would’ve been burned at the stake in the 1800s you’re always doing your “projects” in the house unless its dangerous (but you’ll still do it outside) like you seeing a girl on Tiktok grow mushrooms on a book so you try it at home…

- He always helps you with anyyyyything. You need help studying for this biology test? So does he, come on in. You need a shoulder to cry on? He has two!! You want a snack but you don’t want to ask too much of him? Don’t be ridiculous he’s making you something as we speak

- He’s actually such a sweetheart he worries about your diet so much; honestly he’s content knowing that you’re under his care bc then he knows you’re eating right

- He wakes up and starts his day INSANELY early and honestly if you manage to wake up before him he’d probably flinch seeing you up LOL he’s so not used to anyone being awake when he is let alone earlier

- Absolute hypocrite too, he won’t let you sleep too late no matter what day it is or whether you have class or not but when he does it he’s just busy smh

- Wouldn’t mind if you treated him the same although if it’s time sensitive he fears he cannot give in to your demands sigh

- He’s a worrywart and a leeeetle nagging but you can tell he cares and you care about him just the same

- You’re always doing whatever you can to take stress off of his shoulders like running errands for him, cooking for him/ordering takeout when he can’t cook, Taking care of his plants for him when he’s busy, etc

- If you work out in the house after moving in then it’s so over for him

- He’s insane. If you’re in the living room he will go “read” his book on the couch but he’s been on the same page the whole time, is he ever gonna flip?

- Not even like explicit workouts like squats or something; just seeing you push yourself to your limit and sweaty and grunting and— where was he again? Ah right page 52.

- It’s so much worse if you ask him to help in some way, he can’t focus at all especially if you ask him to sit on your back while you do pushups

- Also a fan of you being taller than him no matter the method. (Which isn’t hard to achieve bc I hc him like 5’1-5’3) Naturally tall? Great! Wearing platforms? Amazing! Standing on a stool? As long as he doesn’t look down then it’s hot

Funny Bonus from the ari:

Tighnari: do you know anyone who still needs housing arrangements?? pls I’m desperate 😭

Alhaitham: you could take Kaveh

Kaveh: WOWWWW…

[iguana-eyanna]

To Be Something More

Pairing: Shayne Topp x fem!reader

Summary: This isn't your regular movie night with Shayne.

Requested by @winifrede . This was fun to write!

"Pride and Prejudice?"

"No, watched that with Jackie."

"Mr. and Mrs. Smiths?"

"Really?"

"Hey, it's still a good movie."

"Yeah, from old fossils like you"

Shayne gasped dramatically as he grabbed his chest.

"That is just hurtful and you know that."

"Oh please, nothing can penetrate those muscles you have." You said, popping some popcorn in your mouth.

It was your annual movie night with Shayne at your place. (You tease how he has such a small place for a big man and he blushes at times when you call him that.) Now as you scrolled down Netflix, it seemed as if you went through the entire collection of films.

You suddenly get a ping off your phone and you look down at it, chuckling.

"What?" Shayne asks, curiously.

"Ah it's nothing."

"C'mon, I wanna see." Shayne whined.

"Dude, get a grip." You said, pulling your phone away from his view.

Not even a millisecond, Shayne jumped on top of you, trying to reach your phone as he tickled your waist.

"What - the - hell?" You gasped, laughing uncontrollably, feeling as you're losing the gip on your phone.

Shayne finally reached out and finally caught it, staring at your screen.

"Now let's see why you're so secretive."

He inspects and sees that it's a video on YouTube, but specifically a video they just published online for Smosh. Shayne and Damien were supposed to shoot a cooking video and have the Mythical Kitchen Chefs test your food.

Damien got a cold, so you filled in as Shayne's competition. The entire video was just you bickering back and forth about who made better cookies.

"How was filming with the Try Guys baking competitions compared to this?" Shayne asked Josh who was off camera. "Actually, pretty chaotic here than their studio." You laugh as you knead your dough. "Yeah, you viewers are lucky you don't have to be fed up with this guy. When Shayne and I bake, he's so technical with the measurements, that he bought a food scale for my birthday." You said. "So we can both use it!" Shayne yelled out. Shayne looks at the camera, pausing his mixing. "If you saw how she bakes at home, you'd understand my frustration. Look at her now!" Your side of the kitchen was messier compared to Shayne's, making you frustrated. "You know, when the judges eat mine, it'll taste like love. Yours will taste like stale protein shakes." You said as he was also using that as an ingredient. "Oh yeah? Why don't you come over here and prove it." He said, taking a spoon of peanut butter and trying to flick it in your bowl. "No means don’t even try." You said as Shayne tried to sabotage your recipe. "It looks like you could use more - flour." Shayne said, throwing a fistful of all-purpose flour all over your arm. "That's it. No more playing nice." You replied, throwing some marshmallows at him as he tried deflecting it. You two went at it for a couple of minutes till Shayne lifted you in the air and threw you on his shoulder. Both of you were in hysterics.

The editing team had to reduce the food fight to manage the video better, but the full fight was posted later, gaining more traction with viewers. Shayne and you gained a good amount of new followers the following day.

Shayne scrolled down and saw the comments, knitting his eyebrows.

is it me or - no, no one sees this but me? okay 👀

I will go FERRAL if this is platonic because that's just robbing us 😤🫠

I want Shayne to lift me in the air like that 😭🥵

"These comments are very..."

"Colorful? You should see the fan edits."

"You've watched them?" Shayne said looking down at you.

"Yeah, they've been all over my fyp on TikTok."

Shayne chuckles as you later joined in the laughter till it dies.

"Hey, Shayne?"

"Yeah?"

"You're still on top of me."

"Oh, sorry." He quickly said, sitting up.

You shimmy upward and stole your phone back from him.

"C'mon, I think it's more entertaining to watch these compared to whatever's on TV."

So all night, you and Shayne were comparing fan edits on your couch.

"Here, look at this one." Shayne said, lifting his phone to your face. It was the infamous Keanu Reeves TikTok where he's crying while sipping wine and wearing headphones. The caption read 'give up all your money or have Shayne & you as canon'

"Nope, mine's better." You said, showing Shayne a compilation of you two titled 'Shayne Topp Shooting His Shot.'

"Wow, they said I tried flirting with you 39 times?" Shayne asked.

"That's only from this month's videos." You said.

"Well, you're also flirting back at me." He said, knowing he's just getting under your skin

"Please, you’re the one always stirring the pot.” You said, leaning forward to him as you crossed your arms

“Oh I’ll show you pot stirring” Shayne said in a matter a fact voice, inching closer to your face. You flutter your eyes as his direct his gaze to your lips. And in a moment, Shayne found his hands back to your waist as he kissed you.

Your face began to heat up and your thoughts became haywired. But all you could do is deepen the kiss as you tangled your fingers through his hair. Soon enough, you found yourself climbing on top of his lap as you didn't draw a breath till you pulled away.

You two stare at each other in bewilderment.

"Wow" Shayne whispered.

"You know, you're not as bad of a kisser as I thought you'd be."

"You thought of us kissing?" He asks, softly.

"From time to time. How about you?" You said, not knowing his true feelings.

"I um, I think about us... a lot."

"Really?" Your heart skipped a beat.

"Yeah I mean, you make me laugh the most when we shoot videos and when you're the only one who actually listens to my workout regime-"

"I know how much you like to brag," You said, playfully rolling your eyes.

"-but you take the time to listen. And when we hang out like this, I wouldn't trade it for anything else."

You slowly wrap your hands behind his neck as you look at him lovingly.

"So, what are we going to do now?"

"I want us to be something more if you want to."

You nod your head softly as you place your hand on his cheek.

"Wouldn't have anyone else, Shayne."

Shayne gives a breath of release and smiles at you, beaming with so much joy. You two kiss again, later connecting your foreheads together feeling this fluttering sensations you never felt before.

Later, you find yourself in Shayne's arms as you cuddle under a blanket as you watch 10 Things I Hate About You, as you finally get to end your movie night right.

In more ways than you can imagine.

[fangirlmedstudentblog]

Honestly at this point since gmm still hasn't re-uploaded the behind the scenes it's starting to feel more and more like a fever dream.

I'm so thankful i managed to watch it while it was uploaded because i have a feeling they released some stuff that were intended for the box set lol

THE BTS OF MSP FINAL EP IS OUT AND THIS JUST MADE ME SOB CAUSE I MISS TINNGUN🤧😭🥹

[dilfsxysh]

ENVY

pairing ⇨ josh hutcherson x f!co-star!reader

content ⇨ smut, dick kissing, handy, praise, some cursing obv, trailer sex(you’ll understand) mentions of flirting for workplace advantages (pls don’t do this •_•)

summary ⇨ joshy gets jealous when you flirt with a crew member on your guys’ new movie

a/n ⇨ sorry no aftercare i didnt want to write all that😤

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“envy: the desire to have a quality, possession, or other desirable attribute belonging to (someone else).”

“hi matty!” you say coyly, looking up at your wardrobe designer through your lashes. “whats up, sweetie?” he asks, playing into your inviting demeanor. “i was just wondering…”

josh watched from afar as you spoke to him, twirling your hair around your finger, you bit your lip, and touched his shoulder. he couldn’t help but feel at least a bit jealous of matthew. josh watched as you giggled at him, only wishing it was his jokes you were laughing at.

“ill see you a bit later, matty.” you end the conversation, turning at josh who was staring straight in your direction. you tilt your head softly, furring your brows unsure if he was looking straight at you or past you.

your eyes met shortly before deciding to walk toward him. just as he noticed, he quickly looked away and acted as if he hadn't seen you at all but that didn’t stop you from confronting him. you grabbed his shoulder, turning him around. “josh?” you asked, voice softer than intended.

“um yeah?” he spoke with a rejected voice. you raised a brow, “did you need someth— are you okay?” you noticed his defeated demeanor as you looked up into his eyes.

“yeah, no, i’m fine. did you need something?”

“for an actor, you’re a terrible liar, you know that?” you remark slyfully but he sighs, not laughs.

“i told you, it’s nothing. i guess i just had a bad afternoon.” he shrugs, now avoiding eye contact.

“well then what’s going on? i’m here for you. you know that.”

josh hesitates for a moment, not really sure what to say, “look it’s stupid, okay? it’s not worth getting into.”

you sigh loudly, pushing him further, “well if it’s bothering you then it’s not stupid, is it?”

“if you seriously want to know so badly, i just— why do always have to flirt with him?”

your eyes widened, you were almost dumbfounded. this is what this was about. “matthew?” you asked, already knowing the answer.

“yes matthew. you’re always laughing at him, touching him, acting all innocent and shy with him. it just—"

“why do you care? i’m just flirting so i can get things from him…” you admit shamefully, knowing its wrong but it works when in this line of career.

josh rubs his face, looking away, seriously regretting everything he’s about to say, “i have feelings for you, okay? seeing you with him, it hurts even though we aren’t— we aren’t together.”

your pupils blow out and you almost choke on nothing. “you do? josh i—"

josh interrupts you, “yes, i do and it’s been driving me crazy, pretending like i don’t. and i do understand that i’m saying this knowing you don’t feel the same…”

“josh i feel the exact same way. i have since we started filming— i just thought— wow i didn’t think you also had feelings.”

he looks up from his feet, trying to hold back his smile, “you really do?”

“i really do.” you said shyly, also trying to hold back an excited and nervous smile.

without a word, you were in each other's arms. josh hugged you tightly, savoring the moment. you clung to him, feeling like weight has been lifted from your shoulders with the comfort of his embrace.

you and josh pulled back from the hug, both nervously smiling at the new feeling. “come by my trailer after shooting. to…talk.” you said with a smirk on your face, covering your nerves.

before josh could even think of a response the director called for the final scenes of the day and you reluctantly parted, sharing one last smile before returning to set. the rest of the night flew by in a blur of takes and retakes, knowing what you knew had somehow made the time faster.

the crew members called for a wrap, dismissing everyone back to their houses and trailers.

the sun was almost done setting, josh made his way to your trailer, anticipation building with each step. he knocked gently on the door, feeling a mix of excitement and nervousness.

the door opened, and there you stood with a smile as your eyes met his. "hi," she said softly, stepping aside to let him in.

Josh stepped into your trailer, you greeted him with a playful smile and eyes with something behind them that he couldn’t quite place.

“why’d you call me in here, hmm?” Josh asked, leaning against the counter. you grinned, trying to play it cool. "oh, you know, just wanted to chat," you replied, trying to hide your devilish smirk.

he let out a breathy chuckle,"mhmm, well it seems like you have other motives.” he teased, crossing his arms over his chest.

you laughed, feeling more at ease with his reciprocating banter. "hmm, maybe I do," you muttered, dropping to your knees in front of him.

josh raised an eyebrow, a nervous smile spreading across his face. "care to share?" he asked, his voice breaking a bit as he feels you rub your hand over his bulge.

"mind if i show you?" you said slyly, meeting his gaze as he nods his head. you dipped your fingers into his waistband, slowly pulling his sweatpants and boxers down and letting his hard-on spring free.

your eyes widen at the unexpected size of him. you kiss the tip, sucking a bit then kiss and lick down his cock. you lick from the base to the tip, putting it in your mouth without breaking eye contact.

one of his hands grabs onto the counter and the other grabs onto the hair on the back of your head as his mouth starts to hang open.

“you like that, hmm?” you hum onto him, standing up but not letting his dick go. all he does is nod as you kiss him, pumping your hand up and down his shaft. he whimpers into your mouth as you stroke him, using his pre-cum as lube to slip your hand around his length.

your lips kissed eagerly, you both breathing heavily as you kissed. your tongues played together in a way that felt exciting and new, exploring each other with passion. you gently bit his lip, making him gasp with pleasure. josh was filled with excitement and desire, like nothing he or you had experienced before.

he moaned softly as you separated, his mouth chased yours for more. your hand didn’t stop stroking until you two separated.

“i need to be inside of you.” he pleads, picking you up with ease and sitting you on the counter. he pulled your shorts down as fast as he could and moved your wet panties to the side. josh almost groaned at the sight of you, all wet for him and only for him.

“fuck, you’re so pretty.” he moans, slipping inside of you. his cock filled you all the way up, you had to get used to the feelings before moving.

he looked into your eyes for confirmation before pulling back and pushing back in slowly. ultimately, he began the perfect pace.

“you’re so big— so good for me” you managed to whimper out, looking down at where you two connected.

his hips continued in and out of you, soft praises leaving his mouth every other second. he felt like heaven on earth as his thumb rubbed against your bundle of nerves, making your legs start to shake.

“you are s’ pretty like this— taking me like this. s’ good.” he remarked sloppily. you moaned out his name, louder than you probably should’ve.

you kissed him sloppily, bringing your lips together to keep quiet as your fingers clawed at his back. you both moved together, his soft lips making the kiss deeper but there wasn’t much more that you could do to cover up how close you were.

“you have no idea how long i’ve wanted this,” hr confessed. you kissed all over his lips, face, and neck. and his hips jerked against you as he got closer to the edge, his head falling back and his face twisted in pleasure but you were closer.

“you’re doing so good— all wet for me, you take me so well” josh says with a high pitched moan. you rub your clit, with a high look on your face.

“oh my god— im so close. you fuck me so good.” you moan, voice so broken it doesn’t even sound like you.

as you reached your climax, a wave of intense pleasure swept over you, making you gasp shake. josh slowed down his rhythm as you convulsed around him, squeezing him and letting go. your breathing slowly went back to normal as warmth spread through your body. josh held you at you waist, rubbing shapes on your body with his thumbs, allowing you to breathe and relax before starting again.

“you okay? you wanna stop?” he asks, his voice is warm and welcoming but you shake your head.

“i’m good. so good.” you say, starting to fuck yourself onto him. you moved your hips, needing the friction you just had so badly again.

“sh— shit” he breathes out and grabs your waist again, pulling out and flipping you over, now bending you over the counter.

he lined himself up and pushed back in, starting a quick pace. your walls tightened around him, warmth surrounding his shaft, your slick covering him as he moved in and out. josh’s hands slid up and gripped your shoulders for leverage, moaning and gasping as he snaps his hips against you.

josh moaned, unable to think clearly, mind fixated on the sensation of his dick pulsing inside you. as his orgasm approached, small praises escaped his lips as his knuckles turned white from his tight grip. his thrusts grew more erratic, without any rhythm. you and Josh groaned in unison before he pulled out, coming on your ass and back, his legs weakening as he falls on top of you.

you giggle as he pants, his half-decent body pressed against yours. “god- im sorry.” he says, breathing out roughly.

“for what?” you say concernedly, thinking he did something he wasn’t supposed to.

he gets up slowly, grabbing a rag and wetting it, rubbing it on your back to collect his seed. “for coming so fast” he admits with an embarrassed look in his eyes.

“joshy, i came before you.”

-

[urdrowning]

Alessia old tweets reappear of her crushing one the reader

got inspired by alessia’s old facebook posts 🤍 thank u for the request!!

fangirl / a. russo

“can you believe that he would do that to his own wife?”

alessia exclaims to you in shock. you mumble something of agreement having not paid attention.

you’re both currently lying in bed, enjoying your well earned day off together. there was some random youtube video playing on the TV which alessia was engrossed in for whatever reason. you on the other hand were mindlessly scrolling through social media, only half paying attention to the video on the TV.

you’re currently scrolling through twitter, deciding to interact with some of your supporters and be as nosy as possible until you stumble upon a post on your feed.

‘i cant believe alessia did all this and still managed to pull y/n 😭’

huh? alessia did what? you tap on the tweet and realise it’s linked to a thread of tweets. in this thread is a series of screenshots that instantly makes you fight back a laugh as your heart bursts with love.

Alessia Russo (alessiarusso7) 12/02/19

‘y/n scoring a hat trick ugh nom x’

now it’s no secret that alessia was.. a big fan of you before you started dating, despite only being a year older than her, she was an avid supporter of your professional career.. but this was new. you sit up slightly, your interest now piqeud, and proceed to scroll through the thread in search of more screenshots.

Alessia Russo (alessiarusso7) 27/12/18

‘I need y/n to tackle me to the floor like she did ⠀ to that city player 😮‍💨😮‍💨’

this one makes you audibly laugh, causing alessia to turn and face you questioningly as she softly asks what you’re laughing about.

“just something i saw on twitter babe, no worries”

she nods lightly and smiles at you, grabbing your hand in her own as she turns her attention back to the TV, a new video is playing now. you turn your attention back to your phone and read the next tweet.

Alessia Russo (alessiarusso7) 18/03/19

‘The villa player tackling y/n like that?? GET ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀YOUR HANDS OFF MY WOMAN!!! Y/N QUICK ⠀ ⠀GET BEHJND ME 😵😤🤯’

this one makes you break. you throw your head back in a laugh and lose grip of your phone. alessia’s head shoots towards you. she’s about to ask what you’re laughing at again before she catches a glimpse of your phone.

“what on earth..”

she leans in and takes a closer look at the screen and her stomach drops. she pauses her movements in shock and completely pales. you quickly grab your phone back in your hands and continue to laugh.

“y/n no, please stooooopppppp”

she whines in embarrassment, reaching over you, clawing for her phone as you clutch it out of her reach, rolling around in laughter.

“want me to sign your shirt, less?”

this causes her to groan even more as she begins to climb on top of you and playfully wrestle you for your phone.

you’re never gonna let her live this down.

[lepetitpiastri]

soft launch ~ cl16

making my debut on f1blr with a fluffy social media au w baby boy charles,, ive been inspired lately by reading everyones aus and i really wanted to have a crack at it! i hope you guys like it 🥹💕

• <3 •

yourbestfriend happy for you both!! 💖

ynismother omg shes taken?!? 😭

sharl.lechair wait a minute,, didnt charles also post a happy anniversary post today? 🤔🤔

ynfanboy highway looking mad comfy tonight

pierregasly happy anniversary you two 😘

joris__trouche photo cred? 🤨

captaincl charles has been in a relationship this whole time?!? and weve only just found out?!??

sharl.lechair guyssss yourusername posted an anniversary thing on the same day,,,

landoslane youre reaching girl 🤨

sharl.lechair im just sayinggg 🤷‍♀️

lepetitpierre let him cook!

yourbestfriend as he should!! 😤

sharl.lechair THAT’S CHARLES’ WATCH !!!

lepetitpierre u really are onto smth here 👀

ynfanboy im glad she is happy with him, whoever he is 😪

sharl.lechair do you have time to talk about our lord and saviour, charles leclerc?

carlossainz55 is this where you guys went during my shoot?? unbelievable

sharl.lechair you know who else was in madrid recently?? THIS GUY ^^

landoslane ok wait, im listening now 😮

joris__trouche very 🥰

joris__trouche agreed 😂

sharl.lechair UM?!? THIS CONNECTS THE DOTS

lepetitpierre hey sharl.lechair pls confirm this is charles’ hair?

sharl.lechair i can 99.9% confirm this is he

lewishamilton what was she reading?

charles_leclerc she said it was L'Âme et la Vie by Carl Gustav Jung

charles_leclerc she said she’ll lend it to you in exchange for a day with roscoe

lewishamilton deal, were coming over

sharl.lechair she posted that book on her story,,, theyre not even trying to be discreet anymore 🥹

captaincl youre too powerful for them

pierregasly about time 😭

carlossainz55 tell me about it 😭😭

joris__trouche photo cred pass only bc this is cute

yourusername special s/o to the detective in our comments for the past few months ❤️

sharl.lechair oh thank god i actually wasnt delusional this whole time

charles_leclerc i love you ❤️

yourbestfriend about time x2

liked by pierregasly

landoslane hey sharl.lechair how does it feel, to have been right all along?

sharl.lechair i feel free. my work here is done.

[butmakeitgayblog]

Do you think Alycia personally shot those pics of Nikki's feed for It's What's Inside or were those from her personal collection? (We were robbed of those bikini pics. I demand she release the full versions)

That's hard to say! Cuz she did post the one the left on her own IG

but eyeeeee dunno if she's the type to actually do the fake grab for the camera thing 🥴 so that feels like much more of a purely Nikki shot. As in: they were doing the shoot and she liked that castoff one/had someone take another for personal use and posted it herself. So I wonder if perhaps it might've been a mix of both perhaps?

Cuz like, these seem like specifically Alycia (will post that wavy haired one every excuse I get 😤) and that top left one especially looks like her bedroom

But these are so obviously Nikki and only Nikki

And this bikini one frankly looks like a photography screen backdrop 😅

So I'm guessing? It's a mix of bits and pieces of both, but probably the majority were taken with the express reason to be used in the film

And she said she helped Greg the director curate the entire feel of her social media presence so more than likely anything she felt was lacking in the final cuts, she just offered with her own. Cuz we love a queen who deep dives into her characters 🙌

[fandomfucker]

Write ANYTHING for Zoey stark 😻😻 AND MY SOUL IS YOURS 🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻

ANYTHING ISTG

Lost-Zoey Stark X Gn!Reader

Your soul, my dear 🤲

This is solely based off of myself having lost crickets the other day so enjoy my very real pain. This also features my real bearded dragon and his real name, I'm not afraid to block if anyone disses him or his name😤

Word Count: 1,785

3rd Person POV

Other than dogs and cats, Zoey was never the biggest fan of different kinds of pets. Like exotic pets.

Especially her partner's "lizard".

"How many times do I have to tell you? He's a bearded dragon!" Y/n joked with their girlfriend. Zoey just rolled her eyes at their typical antics, an adoring smile tugging at her lips.

"All right," Y/n started, gripping Zoey's hands to make her look directly into their eyes. This was serious business. "Are you sure you'll be okay feeding Turnip for a couple of days? 'Cause his vet can keep him just fine."

While both Zoey and Y/n worked in the WWE, they would often be given different opportunities for various things. Currently, Y/n was going to New York for a photo shoot with a magazine for a few days.

"Y/n," Zoey stared deep into their eyes, completely serious. "I promise I'll be okay. It's just some crickets and worms, I'll be fine. And I have Kai and Sly both here for emotional support if I'm not." She smiled, proud of herself for that statement.

Y/n stared at her with their eyebrow quirked but eventually released a small huff of a laugh and pulled Zoey in to give her a lingering kiss.

"I got this, I swear." Zoey looked at Y/n's face, seeing the lingering doubt on their face. "What, do you think I don't got this?"

Y/n pulled away and brushed Zoey's biceps. "I think you think you got this. But I have to go, my Uber's here. I see you in a couple days, okay?"

They leaned forward, giving Zoey another kiss before grabbing their luggage and making their way out the door to the car parked at the bottom of their driveway.

Zoey stood in the doorway, watching as her partner left, waving them all the way down the road until she couldn't see them anymore. She clasped her hands, rubbing them together as she walked back inside, making sure to shut the door behind her.

She looked at the pets who both sat in front of her, both of their tails wagging as she addressed them. "Alright, let's go feed Turnip."

Walking into the spare room they used to house Turnip's tank, Zoey went straight for the rolling cart of food next to it, picking up the plastic cricket keeper.

She brought them up to her eye level, cringing with disgust as she watched the crickets run continuously run over each other and their own shit. It was revolting.

Grabbing the feeding tongs, she sat down on the floor in front of the tank, meeting Turnip's bastardly face. The two had never liked each other very much but Zoey tried her best to keep the peace for Y/n's sake.

He tilted his head, staring at her with his beady little eyes as she struggled to get the lid of the crickets open. She managed to pop it open at the same time she turned around to yell at Kai and Sly for scratching at the door to get in. For reasons unknown, they both had an obsession with sitting in front of the tank and staring at Turnip.

She kept the lid as close to the top as possible so as not to let any crickets accidentally escape. Sliding the tank door open, she held the container inside the tank so that if any did come out they'd be inside of the tank.

Sliding the tongs into the container, she managed to catch one of the crickets fairly easily and held it out for Turnip who immediately stuck his tongue out, snatching up the cricket and chomping down on it loudly.

Zoey repeated this process a few times until he was full. She removed the cricket container, slid the tank door closed, and put the tongs back, popping the cricket lid back in place before going downstairs to wash her hands and watch TV for the rest of the night.

"And Y/n was worried about me," She scoffed to herself.

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After dinner the next night, Zoey was sitting on the couch when she noticed her cat, Sly, fixated on something on the stairs.

Not wanting him to eat something he wasn't supposed to, she walked over to check out what had attracted his attention.

In the corner of one of the stairs, was a dead cricket. "How in the hell did that get in here?" She mumbled to herself, going to grab a napkin from the kitchen to pick it up.

The thought that it was one of Turnip's had crossed her mind, but she deduced that it was too big and had to be a wild cricket that must've gotten in through the garage or front door undetected.

So, she just threw it away and went about her business until later that night when going to check on Turnip before going to bed.

An unusually loud chirping caught her attention and she made her way over to the tank, where it was louder.

She picked up the keeper, causing the crickets in it to stop making any noises but the chirping continued. And not from inside the keeper she noted.

"No," She whispered to herself in horror.

She set the keeper down and began frantically searching for the source of the noise. She had left a cricket in the tank earlier in case Turnip had gotten hungry again and decided to have a little snack but no longer saw it there.

Twenty minutes later and every object in the tank had been turned over and searched. Even Turnip had been removed from the tank for a short time just to make sure.

That was when she noticed the giant hole for cords and such at the top of the back wall inside the tank.

The blood drained from her face as her eyes widened. “There's no way,” She spoke mainly to herself, before turning to Turnip who was eyeing her warily. “It couldn't have gotten up there, right? It can't climb a smooth surface.”

Still, Zoey put Turnip back on his basking rock inside the tank, closed it, and stood up, hands on her hips.

“Alright Turnip, brace yourself." She grabbed the front right corner of the tank and gently lifted it, dragging it towards her to pull it away from the wall.

Once it was far enough away that she could see behind it, she grabbed her phone and turned on the flashlight.

Taking a deep breath, she shone it over the crack between the tank and the wall and peered into it.

On the floor, were not only three crickets walking around, but cricket shit littered the carpet.

She turned back to the keeper because how were there three back there if she only lost one?

And that was when she noticed that the lid had actually not fully closed shut and had not been closed this entire time.

"Oh my god," She clamped her fist over her mouth, not knowing what the hell to do.

Looking around in a panic, she grabbed the feeding tongs and decided she was going to catch them with the tongs and put them back in the feeder, easy peasy.

Except it was not easy peasy, as she held the tongs in one hand and her phone in the other, shining the flashlight on the crickets as they ran away.

"Shit, shit, shit, shit, shit." Zoey scrambled around with the feeding tongs, trying to pick up the damn bastards to no avail.

She finally caught one, holding it away from her and cringing as she dropped it in the feeder. She fully closed the top lid this time to make sure no others escaped and opted to use the one-way side flap to dump them back in.

A few minutes later, and having pulled the tank away from the wall even further on both sides, one more cricket was caught and returned to the keeper. Two down, one to go.

Zoey ran back and forth to either side as the cricket ran, moving things out of the way beside the tank to make sure she didn't lose it.

She kept just missing the cricket as it would jump out of the way of the tongs at the last second every time.

And then she lost it under the bookshelf. "Damn it!"

Leaving the room to grab a wooden ruler small enough to go underneath the shelf, she passed her pets who were thoroughly judging her.

Walking back into the room, she got down on her knees and began swiping the ruler underneath the shelf, in the hopes that she'd catch the cricket with it and drag it out.

After fully sweeping back and forth several times, Zoey came to the horrifying conclusion that it must've crawled out without her seeing it. It then dawned on her that it could've been behind the bookshelf.

Grabbing her phone for the flashlight once again, she began using her camera to see the crack between the shelf and the wall.

With the pets at her feet, Zoey watched the videos she'd taken back, noticing something on the middle of the wall.

And sure enough, checking on the other side of the shelf with the flashlight, there the little fucker was. On the wall. Somewhere she couldn't reach.

After several futile attempts and two hours later, the cricket was still somewhere behind the bookshelf as far as she knew.

Exhausted and damn near crazed, Zoey turned to Kai who had stuck around this whole time, lying in front of Turnip's tank watching Zoey. "I think we're just going to have to call it a night."

She reached out and pet his head before getting up and going to bed, after making triple sure the cricket keeper was closed.

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A few days later and Y/n was finally home, much to Zoey's delight.

They sat on the couch together, tangled up in each other's bodies with Kai and Sly lying by their feet. "Babe," Y/n gently nudged Zoey's head where it lay on their shoulder. "I need to get up to put my clothes in the dryer."

Zoey shifted her head to look up at them and kissed their jaw. "You stay here, I'll get it." And pushed herself up out of their comfy embrace, giving Y/n a small kiss before making her way to the laundry room.

As Zoey got closer, she noticed something small on the ground right in front of the door on the carpet and bent down to get a closer look.

It was the goddamn cricket.

Relief and fear both flashed through her as she ran to grab the tongs. Whether it was dead or not it was going back in the keeper.

She successfully managed to relocate the cricket back to its rightful place and move her partner's clothes into the dryer without any suspicion from them.

As she returned to the living room and cuddled herself back up to Y/n, she decided that Y/n never needed to know what happened while they were gone.