#THEY ARE NOT READY

[thesamoanqueen]

All those people on TikTok dont get it who they're into now... They still think its funny 💀

[feelingvoguish]

Mwahahahaa! Getting my friend to watch the Life Series‼️😈🔥

[wearevillaneve]

On Broadway in less than 30 days and if she can make it there she can make it anywhere.

[paynomind-iamnotreal]

I want you to explain Elementals very badly to the people of tumblr. It'll be funny

Yeeeeheeheeesssss

[mikittalabs]

ok these little bitches have been sitting in my head for literal months now so it's time i release them into the world

be free, my little turtly-boos. you'd think i'd have a cool intro blurb that sums up the whole thing but fuck. i was never good at summarizing. these 4 turtles are going to get into situations and maybe learn things about themselves and each other along the way. i'd love to be more specific about my plans, but i really like surprises.

open to questions about this idiots. who knows, i might use some ideas from strangers. i've got something of a script already, but i like adding new ideas wherever they might fit.

got some character blurbs+individual zoom-ins under the cut

(false map turtle) the oldest. he's everyone's friend! if you've got a problem, then he'll gladly stop whatever he's doing to help. unless he's cooking, half the sewer is banned from being in the kitchen so he doesn't exactly trust anyone to not touch his food.

(painted batagur) filled with anxiety. his brothers do so much stupid shit. unfortunately, mikey's very good at talking him into trying stupid shit, much to splinter's chagrin. this barbie just wants to watch campy tv shows all day.

(spotted turtle) punch first, ask questions never. raph is the only hamato that isn't banned from the kitchen, shockingly. despite looking like he's always ready to fight, he's a total sweetheart and loves his family very deeply.

(razorback musk turtle) seriously, you don't want to find out what's in the duffel bag. typically found in the lab exploding shit by the power invested in science. they're always wanting to test a new invention, and maybe they'll find some convenient test dummies soon.

[wooqueih]

they have not yet turned pink from the blood of their prey

Baby flamingos

(via)

[dradelcra]

Guys, Netflix is going to make a modern day adaptation of Dorian Gray and they're making Basil and Dorian brothers

[endykelopaedia]

can you believe it guys, dashcon 10 yr anniversary, just a week away

edit; TODAY

[sunshineandlyrics]

Women supporting women!

[fly-chicken]

A Pragmatic and surprisingly comforting perspective about the Trump 2nd Presidency from the ACLU

***Apologies if this is how you found out the 2024 election results***

Blacked out part is my name.

I’m not going to let this make me give up. It’s disheartening, and today I will wallow, probably tomorrow too

AND

I will continue to do my part in my community to spread the activism and promote change for the world I want to live in. I want to change the world AND help with the dishes.

And I won���t let an orange pit stain be what stops me from trying to be better.

A link to donate to the ACLU if able and inclined. I know I am

[sabertoothwalrus]

girldad mode activate

[smokiedokie]

I opened my copy of The Tale of the Body Thief & immediately had to close it again because of this silly little annotation

[beaft]

can anyone tell me why i enter the grocery store a normal person and emerge as some sort of vile ravening monster

[weaver-z]

I think the only person I've met in real life with 100% career satisfaction was this gal I knew who was a presenter at a children's science museum and delivered every line like she was running a WWE match. Every time you passed the room where she was giving a presentation, you'd hear something like "WHO'S READY FOR CEPHALOPODS?!?" and the kids would go absolutely nuts cheering.

[keirahknightley]

Crimson Peak (2015) 🎬 Guillermo del Toro

+ IMDb trivia