#THESEUS??

[gayford]

for the past few months i've been building up how a postcanon "human" shapeshifter design might look so here they are finally! i just think they deserve a proper arc

more info plus close ups under the cut 👇

now goes by theseus (any pronouns)

strained relationship with both fiddleford and ford, though a bit more resentful towards fiddleford

design elements partly inspired by boris the animal, specifically the way eyebrows work

theseus (in universe) takes a mix of features from both ford (mostly) and fiddleford (and to an extent "baron num nums") while also leaning into making an actual identity for themself

has a chest scar from the axe

no ears

[motziedapul]

Hey everyone! This is my lovely friend Cyrus Nemati, who many of you may know as Theseus, Dionysus and Ares from the first Hades game.

He has spent the last couple years developing his very first indie game, Vampire Therapist, which plays with the many vampire character archetypes from across media.

It's been reviewing VERY well but it's not getting very many wishlists, so if you're interested in vampires, fantastic art and clever, funny, and thoughtful writing about vampire mental health, go wishlist it on Steam!

And listen, Cyrus may be too humble to leverage his colorful career as your favourite Hades hotboys, so I'm gonna do it for him 😌 GO SUPPORT FANTASTIC INDIE DEVS LIKE THIS ONE!

[mintaii]

is this anything

[pimsri]

Do you think they miss him lol

[stump-not-found]

responding to comments

[stemmmm]

the scene people keep screaming about from chapter 5 of theseus' guide

[fadedlovemp3]

swamp jimin hwaiting

[foldingfittedsheets]

When working at the jewelry store I referenced the ship of Theseus all the time without actually being able to reference the ship of Theseus.

People would get emotional about needing to swap out gems or work on the metal. I’d say, “If you had a violin and had to change the strings it’s still the same violin, right? If you have to put new tires on your car it’s still your car. Your ring will still be yours even if we change a small component of it.”

This generally worked extremely well in overcoming the emotional component because they couldn’t deny that it would in fact still be their ring.

Ship of Theseus solved by mass consensus.

[trek-tracks]

When a student copies an essay online instead of writing it and then painstakingly changes every word to a synonym until the text no longer makes any sense...

call that the Ship of Thesaurus

[orpheus-has-lyreizz]

photos taken 10 secs before disaster

[mostly-funnytwittertweets]

[xeniums]

the singular zagreus supporter in the stands my beloved

I blow a kiss to them every time I wipe the floor with that goddamn king theseus (asterius you get a pass)

[kyleesarthell]

(Noncanonbut still Hades 2 spoiler)

An old friend

[sleeprough]

i don't care.

[weepingwidar]

Todd Bienvenu (American, 1980) - Untitled (n.d.)

[stump-not-found]

Lab Negotiations.

Ford says he traded some teeth to get his lab from Bill, but the truth is a lot stupider than that.

Supplementary backstory for Step IV of Theseus' Guide to Ruining a Perfectly Good Boat.