#THEM AHHH~

[giggly-squiggily]

Ok so I SHOULD have requested this a few days ago but my stupid brain got scared for some reason.

How about “Always and Forever” with Kazuki and Miri from Buddy Daddies? I just- they’re so cute and you CANT BLAME ME FOR REQUESTING THIS!! (Drink water and take naps if needed, bye bye :3)

*sobs* THEM! Ahhh, my freaking HEART!!! (Honestly mood! You never have to be scared to ask though, friend! You're always welcome here! :3) I love them so freaking much! I don't blame you at all laerkjarjkaj (I shall! Same to you bestie!)

Always and Forever- "Look how red you are! How cute!"

“Miri, what happened?” Kazuki asked with a laugh when his daughter ran out of the daycare. “Your face is all red! It’s so cute!”

“Papa! Papa, I’m a stwabewwie!” She cheered, pointing at the decorative painting on her cheek. The surrounding parts of her cheek and face were painted with long green vines sprouting white flowers. “Isn’t it pwetty?”

“It’s very pretty!” He agreed, gathering her up and resting her on his shoulders. The daycare did mention they were having a mini carnival for the kiddos today to celebrate the first week of Summer; he hadn’t expected face painting to be a part of it. “Look at you, my little strawberry Miri!”

“Hehe! Stwabewwie! Stwabewwie!” She sang, clapping as he started their journey home. “Papa’s a stwabewwie too!”

“Strawberry, Miri! Like- rrrrrr~” He made a rumble noise with his mouth, earning a fresh round of giggles from the girl. “Can you do that?”

“Thhhfffffff!” She tried, but it came out like a fart sound. “I can’t Papa!”

“Sure you can! Just like this- rrrrrr!” He tilted his head to the left as he did so, burying his face into her knee and making her squeal in delight.

“Pahahhahapa, it tihiihihihkles!” She giggled, pulling at his hair when he did it again. “Ahehahahhahaha, Pahahhahapa!”

“Does it now? My my, what a giggly strawberry you are!” Kazuki laughed, giving her one last raspberry as they reached their home. “Mm, strawberries…that makes me rather…HUNGRY!” He reached up to pull her in his arms, blowing a proper one against her cheek just to hear her shriek. “I’m gonna eat you, Straw-Miri!”

“Ahehahhahahaha! Phhahahahahhapahahhahahaha!” Miri cried out, laughing in his arms as he planted a noisy kiss against her forehead. “I’m a straw-Miri!”

“There you go! You’re getting it now.” He put her down to open the door. “Just for that- I’m gonna make strawberry pancakes tonight!”

“Yay! Straw-Miris!” She cheered, running inside their home.

Candy Heart Prompts Are Officially CLOSED!

[srapsodia]

"Call for the ball one more time, Ace!"

(Based on that one gif of Christiane Endler lifting up her teammates)

[pangur-and-grim]

here we have the THREE vital cat emotions!

joy and pleasure

grim acceptance of reality

weeping

there are available as enamel pins at greerstothers.shop

[inkskinned]

it's been said before and i'm sure said better than i can phrase it. but really, really - if you like making "i'm going to kill myself" jokes, please try switching to being ironically conceited instead.

anytime something goes wrong, say things like "ah well at least i'm beautiful and charming and everyone loves me." when you forget something, try "my big huge brain is so smart and thinking about too many other very big wizardly thoughts you wouldn't even understand." when you're frustrated by one of your symptoms, start talking like you're in My Immortal. "Life has come for me but my eyes are beautiful pools of gorgeous fire and my hair is amazing. I stuck my middle finger up at life and told it to fuck off and it did."

just... try it for a month or two. try saying the most absurdly self-congratulatory shit you can think of.

i know it's tempting to make suicide or self-harm jokes. and for me at least, a decade ago (!) when someone suggested i stop making those kinds of jokes, i was kind of at a loss for what to replace them with. i wanted to make light of these moments, but genuinely (at the time) my first thought really was suicidal ideation. there was a part of me that even felt like ... i was kind of "making light" of that voice. that if i could say i want to die lol, it would help take the sting out of that genuine (albeit passive) desire. like i could turn my illness into a joke.

when i started complimenting myself instead, it felt awkward and stupid. it felt really, really ironic. what i was actually saying was nobody would ever think this stuff about me, that's what makes it so fucking funny.

but. the effect was immediate. first thing i noticed was the people around me. when i dropped a glass and said ah my skin is too beautiful and sleek the glass has swooned and broken for me, other people were suddenly overjoyed to jump in with the joke. rather than making an awkward moment, we'd both start cracking up. ah princess sleek hands, i've heard of you.

i was 19. i hadn't noticed i'd been making others tense when i said i want it all to end. i know now that it's incredibly hard to know how to walk that moment - do you talk to them about your concern? do you potentially make them uncomfortable by asking if they're okay? do you ignore the situation? do you help them pick up the glass, or do they need to do it by themselves? are they genuinely made suicidal over this small moment? and most importantly, how do you - without professional training or supplies - actually help?

most people want to help you pick up the glass in your life, they just have no fucking idea how to do it. they don't want to make anything worse. they don't want to make assumptions about you. they love you, they're scared for you - and being scared makes people kind of freeze up. it's not because they don't love you. it's because they do.

now when something bad happens, my first thought is how can i make a stupid joke about this. it isn't my brain saying you're a dumb fucking bitch. i spend more time laughing. i spend more time being gentle with myself. i spend more time feeling good.

and the thing is - what's kind of funny - is that you'd be surprised by how many people agree with you. the first time i said i'm too pretty to understand that, someone else said to be fair you're the prettiest person in this room. i promise - you really don't know how kindly your friends see you. but they love you for a reason. they sort of reverse-velveteen-rabbit you. your weird and ugly spots fade away and you just become... the love they want to give you.

go love yourself ironically. the worst thing that happens is that you end up tricking your reflection into actually loving you.

[zunaki]

Repainted an old Byler illustration 💖

[ba1laur]

old triguns. those drawings are like. ten millionyears old to me sorry

[somnimagus]

My page for @sheikahzine; about Impaz's duty to her village, empty of people and full of memories.

[id in alt text]

[miyakuli]

** Permission to post it was granted by the artist Do not repost/edit the art without permission Please, support the artist on their pages too **

Artist : YingFern (twitter / tumblr)

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[forrpercyy]

i had this idea for an AU if Percy went to camp when Poseidon wanted him to (so when he was 8) and drew a bunch of little doodles of it

enjoy :P

[tadpole-apocalypse]

I sometimes think about Astarion having to escort Cazador as his pretty accessory anytime he left the estate.

🫠

[gordonfreemanspussy]

happy october :]

@scienceteamtober day 1: before the game

with lovely beautiful awesome forever character art by @winkreallyisntable goes CRAZY!!! full art below the cut.

[feelo-fick]

it can't be too hard right?

it's easy not to think about things, he tells me i don't think all the time! wait...

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a scene from a fic that i have no clue if ill finish, let alone post, but look i made fanart of my own thing that doesnt even exist :D

[julls]

Durgetash sketchpage by wonderful @mureh ♡!! Scenes of Gortash x Durge Juria before and after "my wife has amnesia" bg3 events (⸝⸝ᵕ ᵕ⸝⸝)

[cyberghouleo]

Proxy twitter au

part 2

[thief-of-eggs]

Bart Allen would unironically wear these shoes I just know it

[putterphubase]

Maybe the owner engraved the name of someone they loved: someone named Jack.

JACK & JOKER | EP. 3