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fantasy(?) au again yippe<3
#gachiakuta#gachiakuta jabber#jabber wongar#the bitch ever#the tattoos r based on those markings his claws get when he gets serious idk
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Glinda really had an entire musical number expounding on the theme of "success in life is not about being highly qualified or even competent, but manipulating people's superficial perception of you." and then she went into POLITICS. truly the #girlboss representation the world has earned
#wicked#Glinda said 'cronyism is the philosophy upon which our world order is built'#but she was pink and bubbly about it so the audience thought it was cute#also in the novel she's all but explicitly stated to be repressing her attraction to women in favor of compulsive heterosexuality#a duty she then fulfills by marrying a wealthy older nobleman who doesn't bother her while she spends her time amassing social influence#bitch is positively Machiavellian but it's fine because she wears pink#anyway I have this theory that if she and Elle Woods ever met irl they would immediately death battle
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she................................................
#good afternoon to HER. and her only#always thinking about this tbh#sam speaks#reading books of blood atm and..............CLIVE#I love u bitch. I ain't never gonna stop lovin u. biiiiiiiiiiitch#THE horror writer. ever#clive barker
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Jason, on the floor: Go on without me!
Dick, crying, kneeling beside Jason: No! We can get through this!
Jason: There's no time! You must defend our honor. Don't let my death be for nothing!
Dick, sobbing: I can't do this without you!
Jason: Goodbye, brother. *goes limp*
Tim, whispering to Damian: They do realize that this is just a dodgeball game, right?
Damian, aiming at Dick: Drake, this is war. Show no mercy.
#bruce's oldest sons are the most dramatic bitches ive ever seen#jason todd#dick grayson#incorrect batfamily quotes#tim drake#damian wayne#bruce is so done#the robins#batfamily
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ahhh my metroid dna is acting up ahhhh it’s making me want to kiss girls
#it was not happening irl samus would never be able to get a bad bitch ever#loneart#metroid#samus aran#hall of fame
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#I love him so much#please yell at the elsa bitch more#he looked so disstressed by Stolas's song 😭#he was so happy when Stolas started singing#funniest shit ever#my favorite character now#blue's shitposts#vassago#helluva boss#helluvaverse#helluva boss spoilers
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need to share an experience i had 30 minutes ago
(edit: thanks to @walks-the-ages for providing and reminding me to put alt text, sorry it slips my mind alot lol)
#my hands are still shaking to be quite honest i could not put a lot of effort into this.#but like. brain. why did you do that#literally i have been like hopelessly obsessed with de nonstop thinking abt it for the past couple of days it is Scaring me#it is terminal its soooo fucking chronic#disco elysium#kim kitsuragi#for anyone who wants to know i bumped into some guys car that was stopped for a school bus. i think my brain errored and thought#my foot was fully pressing down on the brake pedal but it wasnt.#i am like 99.99 percent sure neither of us had any major damage to our cars but we still filed a police report just in case#because insurance do be a bitch. dudes back bumper was scratched lightly and my front license plate has a dent now#also literally my first ever car accident that ive had ever yippee yay
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CONCLAVE [2024] ↳ Isabella Rossellini as Sister Agnes Eminences, although we Sisters are supposed to be invisible, God has nevertheless given us eyes and ears...
#the realest bitch there ever was HELLO#she came she ate she slayed#conclave#conclave 2024#cgedits#mygifs#isabella rossellini#sister agnes#film#filmgifs#moviegifs#userfilm#tvandfilm#indie film#filmedit#cinematv#fyeahmovies#one more conclave set and then I’m done
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#art#fanart#drawing#cult of the lamb#cotl narinder#i think about the fact that it's the middle child a lot its the funniest thing ever#like damn bitch this is the most intense case of middle child syndrome I've ever seen
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harry fails(?) a red check
#looooord help me i'm about to glomp this bitch#liked the idea of harry eventually being railroaded into a check he's too gone on kim to ever hope to pass. you like him so so much bud#disco elysium#disco elysium fanart#harry disco elysium#kim disco elysium#harry du bois#kim kitsuragi#harrykim#kimharry#chicken scratch
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I refuse to change my headcanon that most of the other people at Canaan House probably thought Gideon was Harrow’s pretty boy toy until she showed them she could actually fight because she acted exactly nothing like a real Cav in anyway. A teenage ruler shows up with a hot butch that clearly isn’t trained to be a ninth Cav or even a normal-ish one? Come on. They probably thought griddlehark were over compensating trying to hide by staying away from each other. 
#the locked tomb#gideon nav#harrow nonagesimus#griddlehark#jokes on them#Harrow pretty much DID bring Gideon as a pretty boy toy#because she clearly barely understands just how good Gideon is with swords#like she openly admits that she’s surprised that Gideon is that good when they fight the bone monster thing#bitch why did you bring her then if you didn’t actually know she was one of the best swordswoman ever ?????#oh because you wanted her with you. gay bitch.
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#psych text posts#psych#shawn spencer#ive heard it both ways#I’m back bitches#better than ever#living thriving in my lane prospering
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You know with Tommy coming out as “probably bi” I would normally love to make a “damn nobody want him fr” joke however unfortunately he both has a girlfriend and is married to his gay best friend and thus gets more bitches than I ever will
#maybe he should leave some bitches for the rest of us bi people huh. ever thought about that#tommyinnit
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anthony literally bouncing on his feet while kate insults him: i do not like this woman btw
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Dick, trying to reassure Robin!Jason after he walked in on him and Bruce arguing again: It's ok, it was just a small miscommunication-
Jason, a Shakespeare nerd, looking mournfully into the distance: That's how people die.
#bruce's oldest sons are the most dramatic bitches ive ever seen#nerd jason todd#jason todd#dick grayson#incorrect batfamily quotes
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SLUTTIEST HORROR PODCAST PROTAGONIST
shirtless version and close ups under cut because I’m embarrassed
#can this be used as propaganda to get him out of last place in the best tiddies contest#also this IS mikonez’s fault they said I should draw fully rendered shirtless men more often and I WILL call them out for that#DONT listen to bubblegum bitch by marina ever it WILL make you want to draw middle aged men like this#artists on tumblr#digital art#malevolent#malevolent podcast#malevolent fanart#arthur lester#arthur malevolent#tw blood
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