#THE HAND THE HANDDDD

[tekitothemagpie]

Everything about this scene.

[slasherflicks999]

little doodle of my zalgo design just bc i think he’s real fun to draw and he’s cool looking :3

i never really see anyone do all that much with him anymore compared to the older crp fandom where i remember him having much more of a role tho honestly that was probably just bc of a certain webcomic at the time,,

i think he’s neat tho! so even tho idrk where he fits into my au yet i want him to be in there SOMEWHERE just because like why not and im proud of his design

ive been drawing him with this sort of deer motif for years now and i actually have no clue where i got it from? i wanna say maybe from the beast from otgw bc he has the antlers but i really have no clue LOL. it’s stuck tho so now in my mind zalgo is deer :3

[yume-fanfare]

[endersgayy]

Stéphane’s board talks with Shoma at their first competition together (Jnats 2019)

[coachbeards]

BEARDJANE X NO CHILDREN RAHHHHH

[heartthroblopez]

The things these fingers could do to me…

[bugdogg]

*A lightning bolt strikes through his heart, eyes going wide and sunglasses slipping further down his nose. He's entranced by you and nods, walking up beside you, and extending his arm out.* Heh...of course, but even if it were to, uh... rain, w-well! W-when in Rome as they say!

*chuckle* Yeah? Whatever you say, Romeo.

*as we begin to walk, I quietly wrap my arm around his. Face going a little red as I do, looking away to avoid him noticing*

[istherewifiinhell]

[ID: 84 transformers gif. A group of autobots is being held in someone's green hands, they are toy sized to this individual. They are walking from the hands into some sort of metal structure. A creature, in looks and scale, cat like to for the large green person appears and licks one of the bots, Bumblebee. Due to animation and specially compositing errors the events are nonsensically layered. The autobots phase thru the metal wall of the structure, no opening to speak of. The cat creature is on the top most layer, despite being the farthest from the camera, over taking the metal structure and the green hands. Which themselves, move to close a door on the structure which was not there previously. END ID]

“steven universe is off model :( she-ra is cal-arts wah wah” back in MY DAY the transformers animators snorted COKE in the STUDIO and WE WERE GRATEFUL

[vettelcore]

uuughhhhh that play was close

[luvlyfandoms]

i feel like myung-gi is the type to tell you to move your hand. he’d be fucking you so good and you can’t take it anymore so you try to run from it BUT HE TELL YOU TO MOVE THAT HANDDDD 😫🙏🏽

UNFFFF

• TOTALLY THE TYPE

• “hey, you wanted this, so lay there and take it”

• will stop his thrusts until you listen and move your hand

• he’ll make you beg him to keep going

• “don’t run from me”

• “be a good girl”

• “don’t push me away”

• holds you in place so you can’t go anywhere

• or ties you up

[crownedinmarigolds]

OKAY SO LIKE UH, I love Vampire the Masquerade Bloodlines set up and setting - so I've been reimagining the Stakebait coterie and etc as the main characters of its plot... So here's Ralph and Khlo culminating their relative slowburn romance during the game. Bathed in the bisexual lighting of some California city in the middle of a sect war just finding love in the dark places!! I'm sorry this is a break sketch that got out of handddd. (my cheesy write up beneath the cut!)

Ralph: *The Nosferatu Thinblood stares out at the city below them, the two Kindred bathed in neon. He doesn't look at her as he begins his nervous confession.* "I just think you're... so cool." Khloe: *She looks a bit taken aback that someone she thinks is pretty impressive likes her in any capacity. She doesn't think very highly of her looks. For a moment, she looks down, taking into account what she should do next. She decides to be brave and to take hold of what she wants - him. Khloe's hand reaches out and takes Ralph's shoulder to give the both of them a foundation.* Khloe: "I-I think you're very cool, too." *It feels like the hardest thing in the world to say. It feels like the easiest thing she could ever say.* Ralph: *He finally turns and looks at her, obviously nervous as the both of them feel their still beating - despite it all - hearts pounding.* "Yeah?" Khloe: *She doesn't break eye contact.* "Yeah." Ralph: "Oh." *He almost falls into her as his clawed hands wrap around her head, cradling her as they both lean in to kiss the other.* "Thank God."

[clover-the-awesomest]

Now we have the pages that we missed... Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee...

pt.1 | pt.3 The end of ep.3 | Next episode Masterpost Would you believe me if I told you how much I love timeskips? ;-;

[omkookie]

LUCIFER IS SJSJSKSKGS

HIS LITTLE WAIST

HIS BROAD SHOULDERS

HIS VEINS

THOSE HOT MUSCLES

THAT SEXY TONGUE, SHOVE IT DOWN MY THROAT

THAT SCARRRRR URGHHHH

THOSE HUGE PECS

THAT SEXY HOT NECK...HIS COLLARBONE... UGHHHHHHH

HIS OUTFITTTTTT

I'M GOING FERAL.

HIS HANDDDD...OOH HIS HAND.,,grgeggegrgegehshs

Lucifer my legs are open and refuse to close

I'M DIVORCING RIO. I'M SORRY

[jazzyblusnowflake]

OMG hi…I really like your art and was wondering if you wanna be mutuals??????????? Also tell me about your MD ships :3c

honey we are dating- .....okay yknow what- HI PRETTY & TALENTED LADY- yess i will absolutely love toooo 🙈💕💕💕💕💕

also lets see uhhh okay this is an excuse for me to just... expload-

keep in mind not every ship is meant for all of you so dont badger me about stuff that ISNT CANON or YOU DONT SHIP. contrary to whatever you believe, when somone posts about THEIR ships, nobody wants to hear about you NOT shipping it on THAT EXACT post.

hang in there, this gon be a long one >:p

First off we are starting strong with Nuzi- Biscuitbites obviously thats a given- these two just have too much to be said about why and how they make eachother the best version of eachother, whether they ever became canon or not- they fit like puzzle pieces- they lessen eachothers negative traits by being their for eachother.

next is Vuzi- Violentviolet, they are my favorite kind of enemies to lovers 😔 but its also tragic smh. kinda pissed off at how V always does something good in Uzis favor only when she is LITERALLY PASSED OUT- either in the camp ep on the bus or in Alices lab. like damn ofFUCKINGcourse Uzi wouldnt know she cares about her 😭😭😭

envuzi- Violentbitingbiscuits, i love these goobers with all my heart- they deserve the best 😔💕💕💕💕

envy - [does this poor ship just NOT have an exclusive FINDABLE tag name??? im calling them GoldenMemories...], i like to think that if they were in the manor still, and nothing bad had ever happened, these two would be comforting eachother in the healthiest way possible. V needs someone like N and N is just adorable like that uwu

Next we have JxTessa/Jessa- [calling them Fancyblades cuz why not-] J deserves some closure for the shit shes gone through smhhh 😔, its a tragic yuri of J loving and wanting something she probably already accepted she couldnt have, and even then she gotta deal with Ns ass being the favorite one regardless of how hard she tries to be perfect... sighhh i wanna imagine them in a future where Tessa was spared as the only human and J could save her 😭😭😭😭 Tessa might have loved doing mechanical stuff or wore black to hide grease/oil stains on her clothes from her parents and wore gloves to hide her oily stained hands- i want her to have a scene of wiring drones back to life and saving them and saying something like "hey there, you made it! dont worry, ill take care of you, youre my friend now :3" or something //dies//, also before anyone says it- even if Tessa was a teen in the flashbacks- romance is not exclusive to ADULTS, teens can love eachother without having sexual stuff involved. no she was not their MOTHER figure, she was their FRIEND who liked to fix robots for herself to not be alone in a house where her own parents literally chain her up as punishment. i dont even know why im arguing about this, people headcanon or make aus about characters NOT being dead all the time and if Tessa was alive for as long as J thought she was, Tessa would have been a perfectly fine adult either way. so counting this, yes shes canonically considered an adult when Cyn tries to imitate an adult humans body 🙄 makes as much sense as everything else i guess-

next ones i got is NorixYeva/Neva- Solverlilies- i just think theyre neat 😭😭😭 and once again, like everything else in this franchise- they are tragic yuris 😔 damn liam im finding a pattern over here 🤨 anyway, i like to think they either got closer in the lab experimentations or were already close when they were working as WDs in the campsite area for the humans. obviously canonically they were probably straight or just not into eachother romantically- [Nori either u have the worst taste men or Khan just fucking lost it after you died-] but also on the other handddd.... they have 2 hands and they are robots, i want them to kiss like two barbie dolls and im gonna make them do just that-

DollxLizzy/Dizzy- Bloodypink, wost fucking ship names ever, i cant find shit on them with these tags and it makes me angry >:/ at this point 2/3s of my ships are just tragic yuris smh, Doll did not deserve any of the things handed to her, even if she went about doing some things the wrong way i wish Lizzy didnt just abandon her- but then again, Doll did kinda abuse Lizzys trust and Lizzy got scared of being close to a serial murderer so.... morality calls this a draw? 😭 im crying... i wish someone was there to help Doll... sigh... i like to think Lizzy would have waited for Doll to just come back at some point... oh well, thats why AUs exist :"3 //sobs in the corner//

DollxUzi/Dollzi- Bloodybats, this ship is so underrated to me... they could have been... so much more. but why weren't they? did Yeva abandon ever getting close to Uzi when she was a kid after Nori died? did Uzi and Doll just never play around together as kids when their mothers were so close? were they ever close and something went wrong as they grew older? at worst they could have been like sisters together, and at best maybe more than friends. i just dont know what happened here, like Yeva could have tried to keep an eye on Uzi, maybe Uzi could have found Dolls powers so cool before having them too- i dont know theres literally tons of possibilities- but if Doll deserved to be saved or cared for by anyone, at least one of them should have been Uzi... sigh.

ThadxV- Killingblonde, yall this is... the cutest shit... ever???? like from here on out we kinda go into the more or less crackship territory but these two are adorable- Dumbass yet wholesome jock boy that just wants to keep his queen happy 😔👌👌👌 He and Uzi would have so much to talk about on "crushing on literal murder bots that stabbed and almost ate us" its literally love at first stab smhhh 😫💕

ThadxSam- Smokyjock ???? for some fucking reason??? i dont know what my brain did here man- i just like the trope of someone getting under Thads skin- like pair up the healthy sports loving gym boy with the lazy but wholesome dumbass that does drugs or is always just sleep deprived and Thad is always trying to just... take care of his ass and make him take care of himself but he just WONT SMHHH-

okay some more or less crack ships down here:

ThadxN: it speaks for itself. its too adorable and youll go blind from the light of wholesomeness-

ThadxNxUzi: Uzi will die here from the overwhelming wholesomeness... oh bonus if its just a 4s polycule of ThadxNxUzixV i mean i know im pushing my luck but.... random crackships go brr- V and Uzi will complain but love their dumbass golden puppy partners-

ThadxUzi: i think they could have been close and Thad caring about her as a childhood friend turned crush sounds just too cute for me 😔

LizzyxUzi: another random ass rivals to lovers or some shit idk what this is, Lizzy would pay Uzi to kiss the fuck out of her i dont make the rules-

ThadxLizzy: in some cases where they are NOT headcanoned as siblings or cousins, i think they have a good energy of wholesome jock bf and girly queen cheerleader lol, Thad is just a good bf eitherway-

DollxUzixLizzy: the gals would not leave a single second of silence for the small gremlin i swear to God- [Uzi is gay as FUCK for her gfs, absolute girloser unit with her gorgeous but crazy gfs]

okay for the end i have some characters that arent ships but i wish they could have become closer as friends or work out their issues...

J and N- too much abuse and toxicity here, i wish they could talk together more and see they have a lot of things in common- maybe a full line of dialogue from J without threatning N in every sense of the manner would be nice for a change =_=

Doll and V- again, a bit morally ambiguous to ship a character with the murderer of your family, esp when said murderer hasnt expressed regret lmao, but i wish they could at least be friends... Dolls disdain for the murder drones pushed her to end up the way she did. maybe if she didnt do it alone she would have been alive by now. so i like to think what would have happened if she and V could have made up- not necessarily Doll forgiving her- but at least having the space to grow and understand why they did they things that happened.

Cyn and literally ANYONE- i want the solver to be SEPARATE from Cyn- i wish Cyn would have still existed somewhere down there and was savable- i wish this poor child AI had a happy ending to her by connecting with the others as ACTUAL siblings... goddamnit 😔

aaaand thats it for this fine ass day 🫡 yall are welcome to ask about any of these- boy the tags are gonna be.... a lot.

[floorbeastie]

recently went thru the malevolent neg tag after purposefully avoiding it for a while and oh dear they're righttttt

vindicated rambles below

im so glad i'm not the only one who was getting tired of everything revolving around Arthur for plot convenience, like, love that guy, but oscar? noel? MALAM??? I MEAN COME ON

when i first saw oscar in fanart i was so excited to meet him and then... bro is flatter than paper

noel is less egregious with the whole helping arthur for no fucking reason thing (besides that stupid cana)

i got no excuse for malam, liek... he's a walking contradiction and i don't think that was supposed to be the point. and he just fucking showed up??

starting to realize why people like the villains more is bc they have more character than just helping arthur

i do want to say it's kind of charming even if it's bad writing it feels like an after school dnd campaign

i saw a take that said that the female and male characters are actually written pretty similarly (existing to further the plot and help the boys) but the lack of voice the female characters get makes it wayyy worse and... yeahhhhh (there's also like so many more things about the women in malevolent but i'm running out of time)

THE HAND THING ALSO like please it's such and interesting concept and it goes NOWHERE LET JOHN USE HIS FUCKING HANDDDD

also there's straight up two instances of an ethnic slur in it?? hello???????????????

in general i usually try to live in blissful ignorance of bad writing in my interests but there's just too much to ignore here 😭

[sackoflower]

hold my hand hold my hand hold my hand hold my handddd