#THE GRIP THIS MAN HAS ON ME…….

[fandomlobsterart]

Tfw you accidentally called yourself a fag in front of the hot detective's daughter, and then she immediately hatecrimes her dad.

Plus the sketch as a treat <3

[astronnova]

doodles (as i avoid work) of the super awesome you wouldn't like me alive fic by @ectoplasmranch which i binge read in a 7 hour sitting yesterday

[canisalbus]

Hi! I hope I'm not bothering you, but I just had a moominsummer madness book lying around and noticed that this Fillyjonk reminded me a lot of Machete. With the long, miserable snout, the big sad eyes, clothing and all :)

You're not bothering at all! I've mentioned this before a couple of times but Moomins are essentially embedded into the marrow of my bones, I've been an admirer of Tove Jansson and her creations a lot longer than I can remember. Fillyjonks (multiple separate characters, including the one you mentioned from Moominsummer madness) are some of my favorites, so I wouldn't be terribly surprised if some of their neurotic energy had influenced my dogs as well.

I think the most Machete-like fillyjonk is the one from the short story Fillyjonk who believed in disasters. It's one of my favorite pieces of literary fiction. Despite it's shortness and simplicity, the way it captures the crushing banality and loneliness of everyday anxiety and paranoia changed my brain chemistry when I first read it. It's currently quite easy to find online in English.

[teddytheartist]

Zukka for the win my guys

[mejkosmos]

girl why am I suddenly chronically obsessed with the situationship between a literal fucking losercore dorito (yes,, you read that right) and a sixty something year old man who matches his freak

[yourlocalabomination]

*fingers aggressively gripping my thighs* Yea I think about that one sleazeball a normal amount.

[dnncats]

slaying while slaying 🔪🩸

still + alt color:

[gh0st-lie]

Wizard by Day Rizzard by Night

[neocaridinas]

in my making things up about Kanghui era

He is just a little guy. You must now accept the Kanghui into your heart.

Appearance notes/headcanons:

His ears appear furry (?) in the game, so I used that as inspiration for the rest of him. I think he's mostly hairless at that point, but previously would have been quite furry

Along with that, he has lighter peachy fur, and pink skin.

I think he's quite short ;D not yi-sized tiny, but definitely a little guy

More general headcanons:

Like most solarians we see, he would've had fangs/sharper teeth, but they were filed down to implement the device in his mouth, which is why they now look like human teeth.

The device (?) over his head and eyes is used to keep him placated (or, maybe, it is a tool used as another method to torture him?)

The "trivial offense" of his which offended the Fengs was not so trivial at all, and he's downplaying to appeal for help. (I'm undecided yet on what exactly I think he did, though..)

Generally, I think that before his imprisonment, he was a very rich, smug, and condescending little brat of a man. Just terribly insufferable to be around.

Like, the type of guy to get someone raging mad with him and then go "c'mon I'm just a little guyyy you wouldn't punch a little guy would you? c'monnn"

𝓗𝓮'𝓼 𝓳𝓾𝓼𝓽 𝓪 𝓵𝓲𝓽𝓽𝓵𝓮 𝓰𝓾𝔂

He's a know-it-all type who refuses to ever admit when he's wrong, and he's often wrong, which gets him into all kinds of trouble. (like, eternal torture kinds of trouble ;D)

It's implied by Abacus and Kuafu that Kanghui's regenerative properties make him age "very slowly," and I wonder how that might've factored into his ego and others' perception of him? (And, just how slow is "very" slowly? How long had he been alive before he was imprisoned? And was it widely known about beforehand? And-)

rcg please dm me the scrapped kanghui lore I have so many questions please pl

[abb-irb-6600]

Very Quick thing, sifloop as tinies

Maria said this…

[lees-chaotic-brain]

For You Part II (Gojo x Reader)

Reuniting after you're unsealed

CW: hurt/comfort, not canonically accurate, slight spoilers for the Shibuya Incident, swearing, alternate universe where nothing bad happened to anyone else and they all lived happily ever after after the Shibuya Incident, angst to fluff

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It had been nineteen days since you had been sealed.

Nineteen days since you had been taken from him.

Nineteen long, torturous days of fighting back against every instinct, every part of his being that was screaming to go get you.

Nineteen days without your love.

Running faster than he ever had in his life, he skidded to a stop panting.

You turned around and met his eyes, a tired smile gracing your lips upon seeing him again.

An anguished sound, almost a keen escaped him as he saw you.

Time seemed to stand still for a moment, then he was barrelling into you.

The two of you crashed to your knees, as he yanked you into his chest as if he was trying to fuse with you.

Just as quickly, he jerked back and cupped your face in his large hands as he frantically scanned you for any sign of an injury, something akin to hysteria shining in his eyes.

Soothed for the moment that you weren't injured, he pulled you back into his chest, and burying his nose in your hair.

Even after all this time, traces of your comforting scent linger in your hair.

"You're here. You're here. You're here."

He repeated those words like a mantra, reassuring himself that you were back, safe in his arms where you belonged.

"I'm here."

You croaked, voice rusty with disuse as you embrace him just as fiercely.

"I'm right here."

"Baby you can't do that to me. Fuck, I thought I lost you."

His voice cracks, and you can feel his desperation and panic in the way his body curves around yours, needing to shield you, to hide you from the world; to protect you.

"I thought I lost you. I thought you were gone. You can't leave me. Not now, not ever."

"You didn't lose me. I'm not going anywhere. I wasn't worried for a second. The entire time I was in there, I was just waiting for you to come and get me. Because I knew you would. And you did. You saved me. We're okay."

His arms tighten around you, and he moves his head, burying it in your neck as his lips hover over your pulse.

Ba-dum. Ba-dum. Ba dum.

Feeling your heart beat, some of the tension drained from his body.

"Fuck baby. You can't do that to me. You can't do that to me again. You just can't. I wouldn't be able to survive it. Please, don't make me leave you again."

He breathed, lifting his head to rest his forehead against yours.

"Please."

His voice breaks.

"Hey, hey, Satoru, baby."

You brush your palm against his cheek.

"It's okay now. I'm right here."

You kiss him gently, holding his face between your hands.

After a few seconds you pull away.

"I love you 'Toru. You're alright."

"I love you too."

He mumbled, and drew you back in for a tight hug, needing to feel you between his arms to relax and convince himself that this is real.

The two of you sit like that for a couple minutes, before you suddenly remember that the two of you are kneeling in a pile of rubble, and that you haven't seen the kids.

"'TORU! THE KIDS! ARE THE KIDS ALRIGHT?"

"They're fine."

He grumbled, tucking you back against his chest.

"Take me to them."

You demand, tapping on his chest insistently.

"I need to see them. Plus we can't keep sitting here in the dust and rubble forever."

"But I just got you back."

The Gojo Satoru you know and love is back, as he gazes up at you petulantly.

"I don't wanna share you yet."

"Satoru. Take me to the kids. We can cuddle later."

Unhappily he did as you asked, teleporting the two of you to your students, but not before securing you against him again.

As soon as you arrived, you peeled him off you, and sprinted towards the kids, yelling their names.

Turning and crying out your name, they run towards you, swarming you as they latch on to any part of you they can reach.

Watching the scene unfold before them, Gojo can't help but to smile, relieved that the people he loves are safe.

But he only tolerates them hogging your attention for maybe three minutes.

After that, he's entering the fray, practically chucking kids to the side as he makes a beeline towards you.

"Well, now that everyone's checked in, we'll be off!"

He said cheerfully before teleporting off with you.

You know him well enough to see that his playful attitude is just his way of hiding his true emotions, and that he is still suffering.

So for the rest of the night, and many, many, many, months to come, you coddle him, reassuring him that you're safe; you're not going anywhere.

On his part, he essentially super glues himself to your side. Like, you haven't gone more than five seconds without seeing him in months. And at night, this man has both arms, and both legs wrapped around you as he hooks his chin on either your shoulder or the top of your head. Full on koala mode; no one can take you away from him.

But most of all, he tells you every day how much he loves you. How much you mean to him. He does little things, to make sure you feel loved and cared for.

Anything bothering you at all? He's on it. You want some red bean mochi? He's teleporting to the store and back in minutes a whole bag of it freshly made. You're anxious and need reassurance? He has a whole cute couples night planned, complete with a movie, dinner, bubble bath, and more. He takes care of everything and anything for you.

After all, there's nothing he wouldn't do for you.

─── ⋅ ∙ ∘ ☽ ༓ ☾ ∘ ⋅ ⋅ ───

Note: Well I originally planned for this to be pretty short, but I got kind of excited and just kept writing. Hope you guys enjoyed it! Let me know what you think and feel free to send in any requests you may have!

Taglist: @phoenix666stuff @thefictionalcharacterssimp

[madpatti]

[beansoun]

You can always tear the fabric of your mind apart but who will sew it back together?

Edit: Guess I'm the one with the fried brain, wrote saw instead of sew cries

[amethyst-halo]

Now I really want to see that scene in your Tangled au where Poppy cuts Branch's hair and dies🥲🥲

And then Branch while grieving heals her with a tear:D

this has been on my mind the entire time believe u me

[ventique18]

Twisted Wonderland and the Insatiable Urge to be Topped by Malleus Draconia

[a-scary-lack-of-common-sense]

@imgoingtosetmyselfonfire HELLO, HI!! Your PPU Melvinborg has been rattling around in my head ever since I saw him, and I LOVE him?? /POS

He is so silly?? Silly alternate universe robo man??? I couldn't get him out of my head, so I had to draw him! Hope u don't mind :)