#THE GLUE FACTORY

[theshslpumpkinghost]

Ace got sent to the glue factory in the BTWFD au...

PFFFF- OH NO ACE-

[aliceaddsocks]

All animals are equal, but some animals are more equal than others.

[doctorsiren]

We’re having fun

[bagwormy]

i love rune factory 4

[44prop]

it’s genuinely insane in this sport how you can lead your team like lewis led mercedes, give them an insane win like esteban did with alpine and still be kicked to the curb with 0 respect on your name when they decide they don’t want you anymore

[special-support-section]

incredibly good new horse added

[jaiette]

cinth and ardena 🔥

[elbiotipo]

What the hell is with strategy games making everything a building or a terrain improvement. Do you REALLY need to build a "bakery" or a "oil press" or a "soldier monument" is this REALLY a strategic choice you should be making?

[needycatboy]

my boyfriend and i are moving in 12 days, and all our toys have been packed up for more than a week now (sans a few of our token vibes). and i think im going to be so needy for him to dick me down by the time we settle in and unpack, and it would be such a shame if they took advantage of that and teased me for a few days.

just imagining if he kept cornering me when we pass by each other in the hall, touching me over my boxers and asking me if tonight should be the night he finally fills me up? and maybe they would laugh at me when i believe them and let myself get really excited and enthusiastic, only for him to pin me down and fuck my mouth later that night. for them to tell me that they think i can wait another day, actually, and that i'm going to need to learn some patience.

i'd be begging by day two, but i wonder how long my boy would make me hold out? i'd be such a mess 🫣

[cedric-k-rossignol]

you know i've been thinking and while 'I should have known you were the horse blog' doesn't tell you EVERYTHING about who I am as a person, it does tell you MOST things. So thanks @pain-in-the-butler for that incredibly poignant read on my character, when this blog is dead and gone be a dearie and put that phrase on its tombstone won't you?

[comraderoscoes]

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[dragkingandreweldritch]

something something Pony Express only allowing one birthday party per trip

[dt75artblog]

is my friendship horse supposed to be packing heat

[ice-creamforbreakfast]

Evil Pappy: COME BACK HERE! AH'LL GET YEW IF IT'S THE LAST DARN THING I DO!

Evil Pappy had decided to do a floor check as Elio and Allan made for the door. The shock gave them a head start, but Evil Pappy was on their tail.

Allan: Nononono! Elio: KEEP RUNNING!!

As they left the factory grounds, Evil Pappy's tar-coated lungs betrayed him. He balled up his fists and watched with fury as Elio and Allan escaped, leaving him behind.

[compacflt]

So Miles is pitching for a Top Gun: Rooster and I dont think we need a sequel tbh but if we do get a sequel to TGM what would do you think it would look like/you want it to be like?

i don’t care. the storys over.

Let’s do an indy 5/cars 3 situation (gotta keep the IP alive) where mav is in an old persons home with dementia and multiple replaced joints and divorced but somehow the navy still needs him and just him to train the new 20 year old female protégé (maybe amelia for tie-in bonus?) after rooster volunteered to fight in ukraine in 2022 and got shot down and killed a week into the war… And somehow it’s maverick and only maverick who gets behind the yoke to save the day (OMG Tom cruise wins against all odds again)

fun for the whole family and it makes a lot of money 🥳🤑

[moriartyyouwhore]

terrible horrible no good bad news,,, Walton Goggins viewed my insta story