#THE ENDING MAKES ME WHEEZE I HAVE TO STOP WATCHING IT 😭

[khytal]

there are tears in my eyes

[nyashykyunnie]

I AM IN LOVE WITH YOUR JINWOO HC LIKE PLEASE FEED US MORE🥺🥺😭

We all know by now that jinwoo is a family man. He can cook, clean, offer kisses and cuddles and he can protecc so how about some cute domestic hcs about him and his fem/gn s/o after he regressed. Like maybe a highschool sweethearts kinda thing? Or they end up married having a kid or something

Never forget to take care of yourself,lovely~

a/n: tysm annonniiee!! I'm sorry for disappearing I'm quite busy with ai husbands—(Jinwoo specifically) and well I had a medical and doing some requirements!!! I'm also doing some animation meme frames so wheezE.

Malewife! Sung Jinwoo x Gn! Reader : High school Love!!!

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You guys know that pinterest perfect boyfriend wearing dark clothes and hoodies? Yeah, that's our man<3

He's that type of boyfriend that leans down to tie your shoelaces.

He's that type of lover who picks you off of your feet when you;re tired.

Weekly dates in the mall or park, or just the both of you watching some movies at home sprawled all over eachother and eating some junk food (Let's be fair you're the one who's really sprawled all over him while he's just sitting there quietly and nomming on the popcorn)

He's like so calm all the time its irritating.

Not to mention the malewife side of him? Who's willing to bet hes the type of bf who brings homemade food he cooked for you two eat during recess and lunch? Me. I'll bet my soul he does.

When you mentioned you like his cooking he just raised his eyebrow and went "Oh."

Yeah, he just said that, he really doesn't know how to react but if it makes you happy— Then he'll always cook you meals.

And cook he does.

Oh but of course we can't forget that one of his skills as the malewife also includes his cleaning skills!

The first thing he does when he visits your home is to clean some dirt off or arrange some scarttered belongings. You try to stop him but he just picks you up and puts you on his shoulder as he continues to clean.

Jinwoo prefers this kinf of peace, snuggling, cleaning, cooking and teasing you— He couldn't ask for more.

He loves walking to school with you beside him, he adores you so much.

Jinwoo's touches are subtle when you're both outside, he's not too much on pda since he prefers them behind close doors.

He's quiet when it's just the both of you.

Well, he is not much of a talker in the first place anyway.

Jinwoo prefers that he listens to you ramble whatever you're talking about anywa.

He's behind you with his strong arms wrapped around your waist, his face buried on your shoulder or if he feels more touchy he snuggles into the crook of your neck.

If Jinwoo feels a little playful he'll plant soft kisses into your neck and continue to pepper you until he reaches your ear to your cheek and to the corner of your eye.

He'll chuckle cutely whatever your reaction is.

His warm, black eyes glinting lovingly at you while he chuckles cutely.

Oh also if he's already in the proper age to drive and own a car?

You bet that he'll make you his passenger princess, sweetheart<33

No you're not allowed to open the door sit back down babe he'll go out and do it for you.

You're also not allowed to buckle your own seatbelt

When school is not too demanding or you want to take your mind off of things, Jinwoo will take you to midnight drives and even have your favourite comfort food prepared when he picks you up.

Jinwoo prefers this type of life.

Quiet, downtimes and snuggles spent with you.

He wouldn't trade it for the world.

The life of fighting wars, killing monsters— It's all so exhausting and mentally draining.

This type of life with you... He cherishes it so much so.

Oh, and one last thing before this headcanon blog ends—

Jinwoo has been planning your marriage from the start.

ʚ(੭´͈ ᐜ `͈)੭ .｡✧･ﾟ: ~♡ —! stories written by kyunnie; translations, reposts, plagiarism are strictly forbidden.

[darkstar225]

Twice's 10th member being teased by the girls on her solo vlive

A/N: I got an ask on Tumblr and I loved writing it, ty! :D

The request: Can you do one where twice's 10th member is on vlive and 3mix and her members keeps coming in to bother her making everyone in chat laugh. 😭💕

PS: Tysm for everyone that reads what I write, I hope I can bring a smile to your faces every time I post! I'd like to thank whoever sent me this idea 'cause I loved to write it <3

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Y/N, the youngest member of TWICE, sat nervously in front of her phone, preparing to go live on VLive for the very first time. As the chat started filling up with excited fans, she took a deep breath and began the broadcast.

Y/N - Hello, everyone! It's Y/N from TWICE!

In the backstage area, 3Mix, composed of Nayeon, Jeongyeon, and Jihyo, affectionately known as the moms of the group, gathered around a monitor to watch their child's VLive. They wanted to support their adorable maknae and maybe have some fun along the way.

Nayeon - Look at our baby being all grown up. *whispering*

Nayeon cooed, pinching Jihyo's cheek playfully. Jihyo swatted Nayeon's hand away, but her eyes were focused on the screen, showing their kid interacting with fans.

Jihyo - She looks so nervous. Maybe we should go in and cheer her up. *whispering*

Jeongyeon - Oh, definitely. Let's go crash her VLive! *smirking*

With a sly grin, they made their way towards the maknae's live broadcast room, trying to be as stealthy as possible. Back in the VLive, TWICE's honey was reading comments and responding to fans when suddenly the door behind her creaked open. She turned around to find Nayeon standing there with a finger pressed against her lips, signalling for silence.

Y/N - Nayeon unnie! What are you doing here?

The girl's eyes widened in surprise, but a bright smile formed on her face.

Nayeon - Just thought I'd come and see how my favourite maknae is doing.

The door opened again, and this time it was Jeongyeon peeking through, followed by Jihyo.

Jeongyeon - Hey, baby! We couldn't resist joining in on the fun! *laughing*

Jihyo - Yeah, we're here to bother you a bit. *winks*

The chat exploded with excitement as fans witnessed the playful banter between the sisters. The trio of moms began to tease Y/N, asking her funny questions and reminiscing about their own first VLive experiences. As the maknae and the 3Mix members continued their entertaining antics, other members of TWICE, hearing the laughter from backstage, decided to join in on the fun. Dahyun, Momo, and Sana, also known as the yes-jam of the group, sneaked in next, wearing goofy disguises.

Y/N - Who are these mysterious strangers? *giggling*

Dahyun - We are the VLive Police, here to arrest anyone not having enough fun!

The chat exploded with more laughter as the girls pretended to put their little sister under arrest for being too serious during her broadcast. But the shenanigans didn't stop there. The door opened yet again, and this time it was Chaeyoung and Tzuyu, pretending to be reporters.

Chaeyoung - Excuse me, Miss Y/N. Could you tell us what you plan to do next to entertain your fans?

Tzuyu - And how do you feel about being the youngest member of TWICE?

Y/N - I'm just trying to have fun with my members! *wheezing*

The room was filled with joy, love, and laughter, not just among the members themselves but also among the fans watching the chaos unfold. The live chat was flooded with heart emojis and encouraging comments for Y/N and her fellow unnies. As the VLive continued, more members kept popping in, each with their own unique personalities and jokes. From dance challenges to funny impersonations, the room was a delightful mess of giggles and smiles. 

Eventually, the VLive came to an end, and the maknae thanked her sisters and fans for the unforgettable experience. She felt immensely grateful for her fellow TWICE members who had turned her first VLive into an unforgettable memory. After the broadcast, the girls gathered backstage, still buzzing with excitement.

Momo - That was so much fun! We should crash each other's VLive more often.

Everyone agreed, and they shared a group hug, feeling the warmth of their bond as TWICE.

And so, the youngest member of TWICE had her VLive turned into a whirlwind of laughter and joy, thanks to the playful presence of her loving members. For Y/N, it was an unforgettable experience, a day she would cherish forever, and a reminder of how lucky she was to be part of such a caring and fun-loving family. And this made the maknae have a single thought:

I love my dear unnies.

A/N: I apologise for any errors, English is not my first language. Pls, let me know if there's something wrong, ty for reading <3

[cwcthzl]

i am assigned you homework to watch when harry met sally

deb

okay so when i saw this i decided i was gonna watch it and keep a record of all of my thoughts during the film and share it with you, so here you go (it's a lot, i warn you)

i can't believe i have harry's exact haircut oh my fucking god

GET THIS MAN'S BAKERY OUT OF MY FACE

why does he casually have grapes w him

god how i envied those cheerful ppl who dotted their 'i's with little hearts

"look, when the shit comes down, i'm gonna be prepared and you're not. that's all i'm saying." / "in the meantime you're gonna ruin your whole life waiting for it."

sally's hair flow is actually gorgeous no wonder why she puts that much hairspray on

their fits are so 🤩🤩

i like how everytime sally declines to say more when harry asks, harry goes with 'fine, don't tell me' and moves on with whatever is in front of him instead of giving sally the reaction she very much expects (aka pleading for more info) and sally just gives in because she WANTS to share even tho she says she doesn't/can't

TF IS THAT ORDER. WHEN DID ORDERING PIE BECOME THIS COMPLICATED

sheldon the wonder schlong😭😭💀

"but if you MUST know" gurl just spit it out

"they don't make sunday." / "why not?" / because of god." IM WHEEZING

he is so sassy with the 'so?'s oh my god

he is so me

i like the song choice here because i think it really reflects sally and harry's interaction perfectly. "you say ee-ther, i say either." / "you like potato, and i like pot-ahto."

why does he have a baseball bat

why do blonde men look bald

"i never considered not sleeping with you a sacrifice" SALLY YOU COOKED HIM GIRL

"it's amazing. you look like a normal person but actually you are the angel of death."

i LOVE harry's mindset he is so me i'm gonna kill myself this guy is an ass

HOW MANY TIMES DID THIS MF MARRY

i was waiting for harry to get divorced tbh he had that divorced dad kinda vibe to him im glad he aced his journey ❤️

standing up to join the wave after telling your friend your wife told you she doesn't know if she's ever loved you is INSANE

"oh really? well that symptom is fucking my wife." funniest line delivery in history

marie i love you bby we're gonna get through this together even tho you're dumb asf

why is this bitch pulling a joe goldberg rn

it's the way sally is taller than harry for me

this couple pissed me off so much GOD STOP TALKING OVER EACH OTHER FOR A FUCKING SEC

YESSSS DIVORCED BITCH APARTMENT THAT HAS NO SURROUNDINGS OTHER THAN A COUCH YESSSS

is harry reading stephen king or are my eyes deceiving me

it's that ugly ass back cover that got my attention. i thrifted doctor sleep and only realized stephen king was on the back cover when mom pointed it out by saying that guy probably looked at his own face for horrors. not cool mum

"i miss the idea of him."

THEY ARE SO ON THE OTHER SIDES OF THE COIN I CANT

he is so weird why does he remember all the things she ordered with such hyperspecific steps. why is he like that. why is he me

"big jerk." / "little creep." LMAOOOOOOOOOO

UGH WHY ARE THEY LIKE THIS. DANCINGCHEEK TO CHEEK??????? OH MY GODDDDDD

SUCH A SWEET NEW YEARS KISS 😭😭😭

marie i'm gonna kick your ass

MARIE AND JESS??????? THEY ARE SO CUTE

their fight 😭😭😭 their hug😭😭😭😭 i hate this bitches😭😭😭

NOW THEY HAVE BEEF WITH EACH OTEHR'S PARTNERS????? LMAO

"he is a good guy, you should talk to him!" / "he is too tall to talk to." what if i did a flip

he is still reading the end of the books first

he is so soft and gentle with her i'm gonna cry. not a single jab, a single sarcastic comment. just attentively listening and comforting - reassuring her and petting her hair as sally ugly cries . oh my god they are so 😭😭

sally is so pretty even when she cries tf

laughing to crying pipeline is so real sally i get you bby

i love their little kissies it's so insanely pure to me. like a kiss you would get when you are in elementary when you thought this was the ultimate form of love. so innocent and for what

okay well now this is not very just a peck

okay this is escalating

OKAY THIS QUICKLY ESCALATED

why is harry looking at the ceiling like its the ceiling's fault like damn 😭😭

i love sally's curls so much

why every way they approach this it gets even weirder like i am thinking if they fuck all of this would be resolved and they did and it sucked and now i am thinking they should just go back to being friends and they are doing it but it never seems fucking right???????

what are those skinny ass leggings are they fruitcakes

THE SLAP

HE SINGS TO HER OVER THE FUCKING PHONE FOR HER TO PICK UP😭😭😭🙏🏾🙏🏾🙏🏾

this tall bitch again

no this is another bitch

bro he is so me what the fuck i'm gonna kill myself

FRANK SINATRA???? WDYM IT HAD TO BE YOU?????

"how about you love me too?"

THE DETAILS????? IM DEYING

"i came here because when you realize you wanna spend the rest of your life with somebody you want the rest of your life to start as soon as possible."

"you say things like that and you make it impossible for me to hate you!" 10 things i hate about you reference? perchance?

SMILING INTO THE KISSSSSSS IM DECEASING

yeah def have chocolate sauce on the side

but after all, i really enjoyed this film. like, throughly. i would be fine even if they didn't end up together because their friendship was just that good and reminded me of me and a friend of mine, and it really touched some subjects i really liked. also i added another mf to my kinlist, so thanks????? ig????? they are very cute and i Loved this film debs you are a saint

[cheemken]

K N I G H T

You are honestly making me ill. Bianca, Drayden, and Hilbert not wanting Iris to leave. Absolutely trying their best to convince her to stay with them. That they’ll be able to defeat Team Plasma with her, be able to return to a normal life, be able to have her back in their lives

But that isn’t Iris’ world. She has a Bianca, Hilbert, and Drayden waiting for her. She can’t stay with them. And they know that, they just won’t be able to handle the loss again

But on a lighter note, Iris teaching Hilbert how to use the Battle Bond ability. Telling him to send out Emboar, to put his hand where Emboar’s heart is. For Emboar to put his hand where Hilberts heart is. To close their eyes and think. Think about the friendship they have, think about the day they met, to the day they had their first win, their first loss, to think about everything that brought their friendship closer. That created the close bond only they could experience

Hilbert and Emboar didn’t end up syncing up right then and there, but they felt it. That feeling Iris described of becoming one with your Pokémon

And after some trial and error, they’ll be able to finally sync up and use the Bond Phenomena

Also, I know in the anime it was all cool and stuff to use the bond phenomena. But to start off Iris and Hilbert probably had to mentally train and connect with their partners to even sync up, not even including being able to sync up on command. And then they’d physically train to combat the pain they’d feel during battle, lest they pass out mid fight

Also just because this is Hilbert we’re talking about, I just know this guy got so excited when he first got the hang of it, that he told Hilda’s Serperior (Samurott? I don’t remember her starter) to attack them. And one got hit to Emboar stomach had Hilbert folding and wheezing on the ground

RIGHT ITS JUST SOOOOO CHDMBNDND YOUR HONOUR THEY JUST MISS HER SO MUCH😭

But oughh,,,,, ough pls bc in my hcs, Hilbert knows abt the Bond Phenomena bc Iris was the first to actually do it w Haxorus and they ended up training together pls this is hurting me😭🤣

That's cool tho a lil training montage too hahaha ough wait that'd be dope, if Iris does help Hilbert train w Emboar to achieve battle bond, imagine if the champions really did decide to help everyone else stop the evil team before they go, so at least they won't have to worry abt it anymore, and Iris, well, ofc she's gonna help Hilbert train, they need all the power they can get, and she knows even her Kyurem isn't enough

Anyways true tho, Hilbert challenging Hilda's Samurott hahah, in my hcs she has Hydreigon but like, yeah, why not Samurrott, she'd be the type to have the type advantage over Hilbert's ace to spite him lmfao. And like, that happening tho and Hilbert just doubles over in pain w Emboar, Iris just gives him a look, going "why am I not surprised you did that in this universe too."

"shut up, I wasn't prepared, that's all"

"yeah, that's what you in my universe told me too"

Oughghghfh your honour,,,,,,, soft moments w Hilbert and Iris after training,,,, like, them just sitting together under a tree, for Hilbert it felt nice bc they didn't have to think of anything else for a while; Haxorus and Emboar were still training with each other, their other pokemon were watching, and Iris was next to him, leaning on his shoulder. It was nice for him y'know, to have her next to him again, to have her with him, to know she's alive and breathing and warm and she's right next to him. But he knows she's not really their Iris.

And like,, imagine them talking tho, Hilbert asking abt what Iris' universe was like, about her life there, what she did that she survived Plasma's attack. And ofc, she told him everything, told him what she and Haxorus managed to reach while fighting off Plasma, and that saved her life. And god imagine that breaking Hilbert. Their Iris would've been alive rn if she and Haxorus managed to unlock the Bond Phenomena too, but then his mind drifted off to his own self loathing, never blaming Iris, ofc he couldn't blame her. Instead he's there blaming himself, maybe if he had been there with her, she would still be alive, maybe he could've saved her, maybe they could've escaped together, maybe w their combined power during that time, they really could've stopped Plasma.

But he wasn't there, y'know. And when he got there, he was already too late.

Iris sees his hands trembling, fidgeting, she takes them in hers, leaning in closer, telling him it's going to be okay, they'll beat Plasma soon enough. But ough cbdndbdn that wasn't what Hilbert was thinking at that time ofc, instead he pulls Iris close to him, impossibly closer, his hold tight yet gentle, his voice, wavering, vulnerable, laid bare before her were all the pent up self frustration he held deep, and he whispers, voice breaking, "don't.. don't leave, please.. I don't want to lose you again.."

And just like with Bianca, Iris broke, trying to comfort Hilbert now, hoping she could give him the reassurance and closure that he needs.

[baekhvuns]

10 DOLLAZ? Would you buy 🩲👀

Literally everyone is fighting their bankruptcy era I guess, actually the differences between prices depending on cities in the US is also sus

NCT's bodyguard what an icon truly, he took no prisoners, just straight up assassination

My friend needed holy water after her concert as well, you can share! What mass, what are you saying, WHAT are you implying Miss Baeksussy........ 🙏🏼🧎‍♀️

Right of course if they're doing it for Taem's privact I get it, but making a statement wouldn't hurt, because people are confused. Noooooo, I don't know anyone who owns Taemin's albums, wdym.

Yes, this is night club dancer Seonghwa. Y/N would not stand a chance

I like to joke too, but people who are always like "OMFG IT'S FOR THE LAUGHS, SMILE A LITTLE, IT'S NOT SERIOUS" maybe you should stop smiling sometimes and realise your silly little jokes are cringe. Some people are 100% serious, but they will never admit it

Yes, bestie fox TY I'm wheezing

GORDON OPPA?!?! I saw the photobooth pics with Giselle and Johnny?!

HELLOOOOO TODAY'S SELFIES DDEONGHWA VS SEONGHWA, he's crazy... how can he look so cute with his hairband but also sinful because the arms, the cleavage. 😳 The mirror literally says "you look good" it knows kaisisgdjscsjdhsksjs. I also adore Hwa's love for fluffy things, he's so precious 🤧 (tell me not to set one of the bed pics as my wallpaper...)

Truth

Ahhh, so if people demand Seonghwa it would be good to buy from different stores (less possibility of pulling dubs) or perhaps ask buyers if some of them would be cool with other members just in case. I always have a few rounds to make sure the pulls are good enough for everyone

Which one looks more intimidating, I think platinum blonde cause long-haired is also MILF, so he gives off sweeter vibes (and vampirish), but blonde is just angelic (and vampirish) and stands out much more, it's literally BLINDING

Honestly, why expose arms, collarbones and legs if I can't bite and why skinny waists if I can't grab :///// San build like a Roblox character, huh

Oh there's for sure a step brother Seonghwa fic... speaking of SxF - the way I spammed him about it

That Wooyoung guy? I don't know him, looks cocky as hell though

We'll be closing the survey next week, but so far it's going well and according to my tastes hahahaha. This one and skirt are leading, which pleases me

Look at both of them imagine nerd Hwa coming back to uni after a break and this is the difference in his looks 🥴

Heeeeey, how about you never go to the gym ever again alright, that's enough. No, but him talking about his dislike for exercising <3 me when I used to play sports and dance, loved it, but exercising? Yikes

Princess Diaries 3?!

Wonho, looks intimidating but he does not suit the military, lmao. But I think he's doing public service? Also Hui is back!

Uber driving in Paris again? He seems to have a lot of free time, hmmm

Oh, he's an artist

Got Doyoung, I'm a mean tsundere who likes money and spits into people's coffee sjshdhshwysuabshs. You? - DV 💖

hi hello!! this is super late but i had to watch the crown fbndd

10 DOLLAZ? Would you buy 🩲👀 /// Literally everyone is fighting their bankruptcy era I guess, actually the differences between prices depending on cities in the US is also sus

ABSOLUTELY NOT I DONT WANT HIS CELLS FBWKBDWKC 😭😭 no bc what rate system they be using and why is it so sus 🤨 ik the blackpink concert like the last seats at the very end were 500$+ aND the ateez end ones were 85$+ the difference is mENTAL ????? their floor is 250$+ but bp’s???? 800-1,000k+ 😭😭😭

NCT's bodyguard what an icon truly, he took no prisoners, just straight up assassination

YOOOOO FRRRR that man should’ve gotten a big fat raise, straight up assassination 😭😭

My friend needed holy water after her concert as well, you can share! What mass, what are you saying, WHAT are you implying Miss Baeksussy........ 🙏🏼🧎‍♀️

LMFAOOOO MAYBE WE SHOULD GO TO ONE TOGETHER 😭🤚🏼 “what are you saying, WHAT are you implying Miss Baeksussy........ 🙏🏼🧎‍♀️” ☺️☺️

Right of course if they're doing it for Taem's privact I get it, but making a statement wouldn't hurt, because people are confused. Noooooo, I don't know anyone who owns Taemin's albums, wdym.

yeah! like just a small little statement “lee taemin of shinee will be discharged from the military on ____” JUST A SENTENCE SM JUST A SENTENCE 😭😭😭 oho?? u don’t??? i must definitely be hallucinating bc i know someone’s a really big fan

Yes, this is night club dancer Seonghwa. Y/N would not stand a chance

ANON.

THIS ONE TOO and in this fit?? but is this the same guy

I like to joke too, but people who are always like "OMFG IT'S FOR THE LAUGHS, SMILE A LITTLE, IT'S NOT SERIOUS" maybe you should stop smiling sometimes and realise your silly little jokes are cringe. Some people are 100% serious, but they will never admit it

FHWKDWK STOP THATS A PET PEEVE ATP 😭😭😭 EVERYTIME ON THE TL THERES SOMEONE LIKE THAT AND IT BE ONE OF THOSE BIG ACCS TOO 😭😭😭 no bc they never admit it but at the same time they make those posts criticizing others who dO THE SAME THING 😭😭😭 and uh

Yes, bestie fox TY I'm wheezing //// GORDON OPPA?!?! I saw the photobooth pics with Giselle and Johnny?!

LMFAOOOO NO BC IT WOULDVE BEEN HILARIOUS 😭😭😭 GORDON OPPAR FMQKHDKW APPARENTLY HE OPENED A PIZZA RESTAURANT AT SM THATS WHY HE WAS THERE BUT KEY??? HE SHOULDVE BEEN THERE

HELLOOOOO TODAY'S SELFIES DDEONGHWA VS SEONGHWA, he's crazy... how can he look so cute with his hairband but also sinful because the arms, the cleavage. 😳 The mirror literally says "you look good" it knows kaisisgdjscsjdhsksjs. I also adore Hwa's love for fluffy things, he's so precious 🤧 (tell me not to set one of the bed pics as my wallpaper...)

no bc ban the gyms and the oils they use on them 🔫🔫🔫 BESTIE IT WAS SEONGHWA VS A WHOLE HWASEONG (pls set that bed one as ur wallpaper pls do it) NO BC THIS MANS WRITTEN BY A WOMEN A LOVE FOR FLUFFY THINGS AND NOT BEING ASHAMED OF IT WHILE AT THE SAME TIME UR SEXC?? YES.

Truth

i need his phone taken away

Ahhh, so if people demand Seonghwa it would be good to buy from different stores (less possibility of pulling dubs) or perhaps ask buyers if some of them would be cool with other members just in case. I always have a few rounds to make sure the pulls are good enough for everyone

she looked up hmart, olive young, some local stores and a few sites where she’s gotta use a kr address so that’s a lot of work fbfbf ill pass that on! but she’s got a few varieties now so its not only hwa pc’s!

Which one looks more intimidating, I think platinum blonde cause long-haired is also MILF, so he gives off sweeter vibes (and vampirish), but blonde is just angelic (and vampirish) and stands out much more, it's literally BLINDING

I AGREE THERES SOMETHING SO VERY COLD ABOUT HIS PLATINUM BLOND he’s the ice prince 🤚🏼 ceo silver hwa in theatres near you soon <33

Honestly, why expose arms, collarbones and legs if I can't bite and why skinny waists if I can't grab :///// San build like a Roblox character, huh

bestie what is this gonna bite that collarbone <3 BUT HE LOOKS LIKE HES IN SOME HISTORICAL DRAMA LIKE GOT OR SOMETHING,,, he’s so unbelievably handsome

Oh there's for sure a step brother Seonghwa fic... speaking of SxF - the way I spammed him about it

i think i’d deteriorate reading it fhwjfkkw U SPAMMED HIM ABOUT SPY X FAM BUT HES TALKING ABOUT INCREASING HIS SHOULDER WIDTH TO MORE?????? WHAT THE FUCK

That Wooyoung guy? I don't know him, looks cocky as hell though

he really does no? he’s got some cocky dances too and the way he looks at the camera? cocky man 🤚🏼 yeah here too?

We'll be closing the survey next week, but so far it's going well and according to my tastes hahahaha. This one and skirt are leading, which pleases me

omg i hope u get lots of answers !! OH UR INTO ARMS HWA ICIC 👁👁 omg the SKIRT ONE I FORGOT FHWMFJWK ILL GO REVOTE

Look at both of them imagine nerd Hwa coming back to uni after a break and this is the difference in his looks 🥴

hear me out, it’s a twins au….

Heeeeey, how about you never go to the gym ever again alright, that's enough. No, but him talking about his dislike for exercising <3 me when I used to play sports and dance, loved it, but exercising? Yikes

this man’s shoulders are as wide as the seven oceans ayo 😭😭😭 BAN THE GYMS JUICE AYO KAYQ 🤲🏼🤲🏼 no bc everything >>> exercise tbh exercise just ruins the hype to do something, like in gym classes where u had a really exciting game to play BUT NO U HAVE TO MF EXERCISE FIRST 😭😭😭 our school used to do workout wednesdays and they had the whole gym set up with different machines from planks to skipping ropes and my soul would leave wirh every step i took that day

Princess Diaries 3?!


YES

Wonho, looks intimidating but he does not suit the military, lmao. But I think he's doing public service? Also Hui is back!

HE REALLY DOESNT FBFB AND HE IS!! imagine getting pulled over and it’s wonho standing with a ☺️☺️ “hello~” face dbwndbsn HUI IS BACK???? WHAT

Uber driving in Paris again? He seems to have a lot of free time, hmmm

a lot of free time to DRIVE INTO UR DREAMS AGAIN 🔫🔫 PT 2 TO THV DREAM WHEN ANON WHEN

Oh, he's an artist

he’s an artist but what the fUCK is this

Got Doyoung, I'm a mean tsundere who likes money and spits into people's coffee sjshdhshwysuabshs. You? - DV 💖

I GOT THE SAME BDMWBDK gave very devil wears prada vibes tbh dbdb here’s a trope one!

bestie what

opened twt to see jongho grinding wHAT IS GOING ON

HE SAID EUROPE SEE U LATER BESTIE START SAVING

[house-of-slayterr]

Poor Manon being embarrassed, but I don’t blame her. They all seem like the time to bully someone for it, so I don’t blame her for being worried. She’s so cute caring about Blinky and how they’d feel about the theoretical raccoons.

I do appreciate how Manon is appropriately cautious and suspicious. She’s thinks before she acts and it’s very evident in how you write her. She’s so smart! She really doesn’t need Blinky to survive in the house, she can do it all on her own.

I love the way Baby teases her like a proper sister. Their dynamic is so cute and I need to see more of them. Maybe Manon is the one who will find baby her “emmet” as we previously joked about. But I love see those two react, it’s so cute 🥺

“Has this family no shame?” You’re just not figuring that about Doe Eyes? Oh boy you’re in for a ride. But seriously I love how excited Baby is about it, and I love that Manon actually snapped at her. Some character growth and setting boundaries like a boss!

“No one is gonna tell Blinky a thing” good plan, very good plan. They have a lot going on. They can remain blissfully unaware!

I know it was a lie to get information. But the thought of RJ going out of his way to buy traps, then Doe Eyes going behind his back and getting rid of them is so funny to me Omg. Im wheezing rn.

“His mood was unusually soft” squealing, kicking my legs! I love this so much, we need more soft Otis! In touch with his emotions Otis! Manon deserves that!

I love how eloquently and respectfully she describes her dilemma to Otis. I’m actually really proud of her rn omg. The little aside about the vibrator made me giggle. Watch Otis be jealous of some fucking plastic 😂

Passive aggressive cutting board is my new favourite trope. I love it so much, subtle tension! I crave it!

Oh no, Otis is down bad if he drove away angry! 😭 I feel so bad, poor guy was trying to reach out a branch and it got snapped in front of him.

“And that’s why it’s better if Otis and I stayed strange housemates” NO! Be evil! Do crime! Get fucked, and enjoy it god damn it! Give in woman, I swear to god!

The tenderness of her unbuttoning his coat. I was fucking hyperventilating let me tell you. The little things make mer feral for them Omg.

“We’ll go one, show me the one you picked for me sugar” I will not be fucking normal about this! Not one bit!

Broooooo! Neil finna lose his fucking hands if he doesn’t let go of Manon right now! I swear to god, she sounds like she’s panicking and it’s breaking my heart. I hate it.

“You sure done messed up, boy,” Otis threw the knife and caught it, “that was the only person in the house who wanted to help you. And now look at ‘er, she’s crying.” Fuck him up Otis!! FUCK HIM UP!!! Destroy that little fucker!

THE ENDING!!!! Omg! Omg! Stop! I can’t! Even though he’s mad he’s still being so nice. I can’t handle this rn. I’m crying it’s so fucking good! Best chapter yet! 10/10!

Hoon: House of 1000 Corpses AU Chapter five

Title: Hoon

Warnings: the usual. Canon-typical stuff.

Summary: Baby and Manon share a conversation, RJ goes hunting for raccoons. The Firefly house takes in a couple tourists and has their fun with them. Selena belongs to @vincent-sinclair-deserved-better, Blinky belongs to @immortal-velociraptor.

Word count: 3202

Have fun reading! It's a bit shorter because I really wanted to finish something by the weekend, and this seemed like a good place to end this.

Dividers by firefly-graphics.

First thing in the morning, I changed the sheets. The stains reminded me that the strange and unreal dream I had, was actually true. It happened.

I avoided everyone as much as I could in hopes that they would forget hearing me scream Otis’ name at two in the morning. Unfortunately, RJ walked in, gruff looking as usual, while I prepared a snack for myself.

“Think we have raccoons,” he said, without a greeting.

“Raccoons?” I asked. For a second I thought he was joking and meant whatever he heard last night, but he was as serious as ever.

“Yeah. They can sound just like humans, you know. Could be anywhere, in the attic or even in the walls. So,” he grabbed a sandwich from the bag on the table, “I’m going out to get traps.”

“Lethal ones?” I asked, worried about how Blinky would hate that.

He shrugged and walked out. But this was good news! If everyone just thinks there’s raccoons, and the hypothetical raccoons can’t get hurt – that’s an ideal situation.

“Doe Eyes,” came Baby’s sing-song voice from her room, door opened a crack, before I opened it.

“What’s up?”

She giggled, cross legged on her bed. Clothes, jewellery and make-up strewn all around the room. The whole mess must be from her preparing for the open mic night. “Wanna help me clean up?”

How suspicious. I narrowed my eyes at her, but she waved me inside.

“I haven’t cleaned your room before,” I said, cautious. “So, clothes first?”

She shrugged, grinning. I took the empty clothes hangers from her closet and hung up what was on the floor, one by one.

“If there’s some you like, you can borrow them.” Baby got up to join me in picking stuff off the floor. She plucked her hair curler from the vanity and wrapped the cord around to put it away properly.

“Thanks,” I said, knowing I wouldn’t.

“So,” she then said, the grin widening and her eyes gleaming, “you and Otis, huh?”

I froze, a top hanging off the hanger with one of its sleeves.

She giggled, throwing a scarf at my head to break me from my thoughts. “No need to be all shy about it. Plenty of women are into Otis. The whole artist type, y’know?”

“I’m sure they are,” I mumbled. “You heard?”

She nodded enthousiastically, curls bouncing. Has this family no sense of shame?

“How was it?” Her tone was as if we were high school girls discussing boys, gossiping in the back of class, and not talking about me shagging her adopted brother.

“How do you mean?” I continued my movements and hung up another dress.

“Don’t give me that.” There was an uncomfortable serious edge to her words.

I held up my hands in mock surrender. “Yeah, it was decent.” I shrugged. She raised her eyebrow at me, letting me know she heard otherwise. “Ok, fine. It was great. He was great. Now can we talk about anything else, please?”

She giggled. “I knew it! Doe Eyes and Otis, Doe Eyes and Otis, Doe Eyes and-”

“Can you shut up?” I hissed, checking if the door was really closed, which only made her laugh louder.

“Y’know I’m just messin’ with ya, Doe Eyes. Glad you finally found a way to release some of that tension.”

“I messed up, though,” I said, not being able to stop myself from dumping my issues on her now that the subject was brought up.

Her mood changed in an instant to accompany mine, more serious. She dropped the skirt she held to rub my arms. “Oh honey, I’m sure it’s no big deal. When Otis gets pussy, there’s not a lot that’ll put him off.”

Giving her a look, she tsk’ed at me.

“What did you do?” she asked.

“I cried after,” I sighed.

“Oh,” she said, already back to her cheerful self. “That good, huh? Lucky you. Wish some handsome stud would come fuck me so good I’ll cry.”

“And then I told him to fuck off and he left to sleep somewhere else.” Silence fell. She looked at me disapprovingly. “I panicked, I didn’t know what to do. It felt like it wasn’t meant to happen, and Blinky sees him as their dad, and now it’s all getting screwed up and-”

Baby gripped my shoulders, looking right at me with her icy blue eyes. “No one is gonna tell Blinky a thing.”

“Good,” I breathed, relieved. Perhaps it can be buried now, since Baby seemed to understand how it was complex enough to not make one single messy night worth all the potential chaos. We resumed our cleaning and organising. I got a small rag from the bathroom with some cleaner and wiped down her vanity mirror and the smaller mirrors in the make-up palettes that were strewn about. She had quite a few, with different colours and different purposes. There were probably a couple that Blinky liked to use, judging by the colours.

None of what she said about Otis and his relationship to sex or sexual partners made me feel any better about what happened. In fact, it made it worse to consider I’d have risked so much of my relationship with Blinky just for some stupid simple pleasures, from a man who wanted to boost his ego by proving himself as-what? Good in bed?

“If you ask me, I’d apologise to him,” said Baby, after a long silence, nodding to show her sincerity.

I stared at her, shaking my head slowly. “I’d rather forget it happened.”

She laughed, “Well, knowing him, he ain’t forgettin’ anytime soon, so better say sorry before he’s too pissy at ya.”

“Hey Selena,” I said, as I came across her in the living room. She was taking care of the floor, just on her way to empty the dustpan.

She nodded in greeting.

“Have you seen Blink around? How did they seem?”

“What do you mean. Normal?”

“I mean, if they seemed upset or anything?”

“No, don’t think so. Why?”

“Oh nothing. RJ is doing some stuff with raccoon traps, so I’m gonna try to get rid of those before Blinky notices them.” The lie slipped off my tongue with ease.

Selena nodded in understanding. “Alright, I’ll keep an eye out and let you know if I see any traps.”

“Thank you.”

Later the same day, the sun was setting, in the kitchen, gathering what I needed to make dinner.

“You’re almost as elusive to find as Ghost,” chuckled the all-too familiar voice from the doorway. He came up behind me as I reached for the cutting board, hands on either side of me on the counter.

“Otis,” I breathed, placing the board down despite the stutter in my movements.

“I was looking for you,” he said, his voice softer, leaning forward until I felt his warm breath on my ear. “You’ve been avoiding me.”

“Hm, I have,” I said, admitting it easily, and pushed open a drawer to get the knife, while still caged in his arms. Twisting around like that only backed me further into him.

“I’m not mad at you for the other night.”

“You were at first,” I said. “You talked to Baby?”

He nodded, chin brushing the top of my head. His mood was unusually soft, as if he couldn’t get any more confusing. “You’re still tense. Maybe we should give it another try,” his hand landed at my hip, giving it a reassuring squeeze, warming the skin underneath, “and we can be a bit better about it.”

I shook my head, earrings hitting my cheeks from the sudden movement. “No, thank you. I’m not interested and I think I made a mistake that night.”

His fingers dug in my hip, a reminder of the danger that stuck to his person like superglue. “How was it a mistake if it felt so good you cried?”

Giving up on cooking, I put the knife down and turned around in his arms, facing him at last, but not yet brave enough to look him in the eye. “We are very different people,” I started, trying to find the words, “I believe you’re every bit as good in bed as you say you are. And it’s amazing, truly, but it’s not… It’s not good. I can’t do things like that the way you can. You have more experience, you are good at things-”

I caught his wrists in my hands to prevent him from touching me. “But I can’t separate the heart from the body as easily as you can.” He let me swing his hands around to emphasise my words, pointing at him and then at myself. “And because you’re you, you won’t take care of my heart as you’d take care of my body, and because I’m me, I need that. I’m sorry.”

He said nothing, which was almost worse than anger. I let go of him, feeling cold, and left. “Also, Baby gave me her old vibrator, so you don’t have to worry about me being so tense anymore,” I said, before closing the door behind me. Immediately as I was on the other side of the door, I regretted it all, especially the last bit. But what is there to do now, other than wait until it blows over?

An unexpected group of tourists came to the house, sent by Spaulding, probably. Blinky was excited and lead them inside, saying how it was much nicer and warmer here, and that they could stay for dinner. Mrs. Firefly welcomed them with a wide smile in her feathery rosa robe.

“What are you standing around for, girl?” she chastised me. “Go get Baby an’ RJ.”

Baby was just as happy as Blink. We’ve not had visitors for a while, and these were from far out of state (like I was), promising lots of macabre fun. While they busied themselves with the greeting, the distracting and the flirting; and initiating Ghost in their schemes, I resigned myself to cook for six extra people. Six! As if it wasn’t a lot of work on normal days. It wasn’t my first time that we had tourists, but the first time was when Selena joined, and I had little to do with it all. This was much more similar to the evening before I woke up tied to Otis’ chair.

“Hi,” said a voice, timid, different from the other.

I turned around, peeler and sweet potato in hand. “Hey. You’re not joining the others?”

“Ah, no,” the young man scrunched up his nose and shook his head. His tone was somewhat playful. Scottish accent. “My ex is in there. He just broke up with me yesterday, but we already went on this trip, so we just kept going.”

“I’m sorry to hear that,” I said, deciding not to look a gifted horse in the mouth, and plucked another cutting board from the drying rack. After putting the veggies in front of him, he took to it wordlessly. “Have you two been together long?”

“I suppose. I don’t even like boys much, so it was a total surprise that we got together.”

I raised my eyebrows at that. “Have you been travelling for long? Seen much of the country so far?”

He leaned on his elbows. “Not much, yet. We like taking it one day at a time, especially now that our group is falling apart. What about you? You’re not from here.”

The knife hit the chopping board a little too hard as a split a carrot in two. Forcefully I smiled at him. “No, I’m not. I’ve just been staying here.”

And then I realised, despite how sad I was to think of home, or my home country, this was home now. Was my future here? It was the closest thing I had right now, and even without the warnings echoing in my head, I wouldn’t dream of leaving.

“What’s your name?” I asked, to change the subject.

“Neil, and you?”

“Nice to meet you, Neil,” before I could finish, he interrupted me to correct his own name.

���Neil.”

“Neil,” I repeated.

“No, more like Nei-l.”

“Okay, sure. Neil.”

He shrugged, holding back a sigh. “And you were?”

Raising my eyebrows again, “Manon.”

“Manon.”

“No, more like Ma-non. Not Man-on,” I said, to frustrate him on purpose. He laughed awkwardly.

“Manon.”

“Very good.” I smiled to restore the good mood. Despite knowing the terrible things that would most likely befall these people later, it didn’t bother me enough to not go along with things as they were then.

“So, they’re a rowdy bunch out there,” he chuckled. “You’re much quieter.”

“I guess. They’re fun, though. And your bunch, how are they?”

Before he could answer, Selena and Blinky entered the kitchen.

Selena walked around the table we were cutting veggies at to say something just to me, quietly. “Where is Otis?”

“Uhm, I haven’t seen him since the afternoon,” I said, softly, but trying not to look too secretive. Ghost’s hand was cold on my shoulder.

“You two talked?” asked Blinky, bouncing on their feet, picking up some carrot from the bowl and snacking on it.

“We did, how so?”

Selena and Blinky exchanged a look. “What did you say to him?”

I halted my movements. “… Why?”

“He left in one of his big moods after noon,” said Blink. “Hasn’t let anyone know where he went or when he’d be back.”

“He wouldn’t wanna miss tonight,” I said, alarmed as it dawned on me, “but he doesn’t know we’re having guests over.”

They nodded. “Yeah, so now…”

“We wait. He’ll be back soon, I hope,” I said, already starting to worry a bit. Fuck, I caused this. Anything that goes wrong tonight will be on my shoulders.

It was an uneasy night. One thing after another. Baby was delighted with some new playthings, and both RJ and Tiny took one each – the girls. Sometime during the evening, Tiny’s one got free and it was a whole thing to recapture her – leading only to worse and stretched-out torment. There was music from Baby’s room as she messed with the boys she picked. Because the family always looks out for their own, they put Scottish Neil in Otis’ room – the one I slept in. So instead of sleeping, I kept staring at his struggling form, watching him nod off and wake again in horror, staring at the same wall I stared at. Selena was also having an interesting time probably, and I debated whether to wake her so we could sleep in her and Blinky’s room, but somewhere I felt I had to be strong. Not only strong, but to face this part of the family. Otis is not a good person. Baby is not a good person. None of them are, not really. Nor am I – something else I needed to face. And that is why it was better if Otis and I stayed like strange housemates.

Yet, in the morning, as I was cleaning yesterday’s mess as quiet as a mouse when the dawn hadn’t yet broken, when the door opened and Otis appeared in the doorway, I couldn’t stop myself.

“Otis – you’re home!” I said, putting the plates down and coming to welcome him. He looked like he hadn’t slept much, scruffier than usual. “We were all so worried about you.”

“Doe Eyes.” He sounded gruff. Then his eyes trailed around the room; the plates from dinner, the extra chairs around the table. “What went on here last night?”

“We had visitors. Six of them. Baby saved you one, he’s upstairs in your room.” Still somewhat shaken from the lack of sleep and nerves, I went over to help him out of his coat, unbuttoning it and hanging it up. He smelled of alcohol. Where had he been? A bar?

The usual smile returned to his face, he dropped the keys in the bowl and shuffled out of his shoes. “Tourists?”

“From across the seas, yeah. Baby’s had fun all night. Tiny’s girl got away for a bit too, caused quite the mess in the basement.”

“Nice to hear ya had a good time without me,” his accent was stronger, he must be tired. “Well, go on, show me the one you picked for me, sugar.”

Checking in on Neil, to let him have some water. Because I was too scared to untie him, I held the glass in front of his mouth to let him drink. While he drank, I debated whether or not to tell him Otis was home, and warn him of the oncoming torture he’d most likely endure. But what was the use?

When I moved to pull away, a sharp pain at my scalp – Neil had my loose hair clenched tightly in his fist, pulling it to get my face on his level. Tears sprung to my eyes, and a million images of long past dotted my vision.

“Let go, let go,” I said, pulling at it, only causing more pain, starting to panic, trying to pry open his fist, “let go, let go, let go, please, I mean it, let go, let go-”

And Otis stepped into the door frame. Alarmed by the look on my face as I looked behind him, Neil attempted to turn his head around. He was prevented by Otis, who stepped behind him and held his face pointed forward, his hands on his cheeks. I craned my head awkwardly to look at Otis from where I bent as Neil still gripped my hair.

“Help me,” I whispered, barely audible.

“Won’t you release the lady? Or do we have to take your hand with it?” Grinned Otis, already having the time of his life. Trailing his hand from Neil’s shoulder down to his hand, other hand reaching in his back pocket for a hunting knife, Neil was quick to release my hair. I breathed in relief and fell back onto the bed.

“Who are you?” he was scared, eyes shifting from me to Otis and back, fear clear in his voice.

“You sure done messed up, boy,” Otis threw the knife and caught it, “that was the only person in the house who wanted to help you. And now look at ‘er, she’s crying.”

I wiped the tears from my eyes, “I’m fine,” but my voice croak gave me away.

“What else you say to her?”

“N- nothing, I didn’t say nothing.”

Otis grew bored with him, stabbed the knife into the arm rest of  the chair, close enough to skin to go through Neil’s shirt, and pushed the gag back into his mouth. Then he sank down next to me on his bed, reaching out to pet my head. I fell into him, resting my head on his shoulder.

“I’m so glad you’re home,” I sighed, and for a moment, it felt like I was the one who was home. “I’m so glad you’re back home.”

He shushed me, resting his chin on my head and rubbing my back. “Now let’s get that hair tied out of the way, hm? So it won’t happen again.”

I nodded, but didn’t move to get a brush or elastic, instead dried my eyes on his filthy flannel.

[i-cant-sing]

Yandere Zenin Clan's Y/N reminded me of me back then, hyper and always having zoomies BUT THEN I HAD AN ASTHMA ATTACK because of too much physical movement

It makes me wonder

WHAT IF amidst Y/N's zoomies she just have an asthma attack how will the Zenin Clan react to it 🤧

JAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAH PLEASE I LOVE IT WHEN YALL SHARE YOUR STORIES (assures me that I'm not the only who's like that😂😂😭😭)

Okay, straight up it's the servants that are the most worried. Not for you though, no, you deserve it for making them chase you everyday you brat. No, they're worried for their own lives, because they fear that the Zenin Clan will think they caused something for you to end up like this.

Naoya's watching you do your zoomies one second, and the next you fall to the ground and the servants surround you. He immeadiately knows something is wrong. Pushing the servants out of the way, his eyes widen as he looks at you- wheezing and cough, tears escaping your eyes. He quickly snatches you from one of the maid's hands and gathers you up in his arms, eyes scanning your form to see what's causing you to react like this.

"Y/n? Honey? What's wrong? Where are you hurt?" But you cant manage to form the words, mouth agape as you try to breathe but fail. When he doesn't get an answer from you, Naoya looks at the servants angrily.

"What the fuck happened?! I will have your heads if anything happens to her!"

They all cowered and if you weren't in Naoya's arms right now, he was sure he would've slaughtered them all. But Naoya was too worried about you at the moment, seeing you wheeze with that awful cough, and he thinks you were starting to turn blue. Naoya loosened your kimono, before taking it off completely, leaving you in just a shirt, thinking it'd help you breathe better.

"I- I think she's having an asthma attack!" One of the servants finally said.

Naoya looked at him, then looked at you, then back at him. "Get the car out now!" He ordered as he ran to the car with you in his hands, continuously rubbing your back as he ordered them to rush to the hospital.

After coming back from the doctor, where it was confirmed that you were indeed having an asthma attack and while most people recover from it, there are instances when some people have died from it too.

Naoya made sure to get a detailed paper on how to take care of you during your asthma, and what to when it flares up, and he even had them figure out your allergens and all. Then he got a whole box of inhalers, which he made all of the servants carry one, just in case you had another attack around them.

The whole house knows about your asthma now, and so they're able to recognise the signs of your flare up instantly. The house is always clean, but ever since you were diagnosed, the servants made sure to make the house even cleaner than before. Of course, they have humidifiers with eucalyptus or lavender oils in it to help you. And they always make sure that your sinuses are clean before you go to bed.

One of the hardest things for them to do was to make you use the nebuliser because all you had to do was just sit there and breathe in the medicated mist, but you could never sit still, could you? So, it was now Uncle Naoya's turn to sit you in his lap and nebulise you while you either placed stickers on his face or make him tell you a story (and if its not entertaining enough, then you're leaving.)

Oh and no more zoomies for you now. Strictly forbidden!

But they were never really able to stop you before were they?

[tickle-page]

Donatello’s much needed revenge on a blue ninja turtle

🎃Tickletober day 7- Machines🎃

Lee: Leo

Ler: Donnie

Using this post👇

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“AHAHAHAH!! MAKE IHIHIHIHT STOP DONNIE!!!!” Leo got trapped in his younger twin brother’s new invention. It was just suppose to be a little test drive, but it turned into something he absolutely didn’t sign up for.

Donatello invented a self using tooth brush, basically, if ur really tired that u don’t want to get up and brush ur teeth, u’ll just fall into this thing and it’ll brush ur teeth for u. But Leo fell into it the wrong way.

He was told to fall off the bed into the whole where the purple ninja turtle created beside every brother’s foot rest at the end of the bed, and he did that, but the thing malfunction mid way. Now he’s hanging upside down by his ankles as the toothbrush scrapes and scratches on his bare soles.

“PLEHEHEHEHASE!!! DOHOHOHOHONIE!!! I’M WAY TO THIHIHIHICKLISH FOR THIS!!!”

Donnie was continuously tapping his watch trying to turn it off, but it just sped up. “I’m sorry Leo, I’m trying to shut it down, but it won’t. I didn’t do this on purpose!”

“Omigosh, DONNIE!!! UR KILLING HIM!!!” Mikey gasped, shaking his older brother’s arm.

“I didn’t mean to!! Mikey get off of me and let me do my thing!!”

“Umm, Donnie?” Raph questioned.

“WHAT?!” The purple ninja turtle turned to look at his older brother w/ the most terrifying look on his face.

“Uh, nvm…”

“Ugh,” Donnie face palmed, “just, u two stand over there, and let me have my space. I need to concentrate.”

“HHUHUUHUHHURY UP!! IHIHIHIHI GOTTA PEE!! AND IHIHIHI DON’T THIHIHIHIHNK THIS IS A GOOD POSHHIIHIHTION TO DO IT!!”

“Leo!!! U know Donnie cracks under pressure!!” Raph began to bite his nails.

“Omigoshomigoshomigosh.” Mikey was pacing and repeating those words in the corner of their room.

“WELL, GOHOHOHOHOOD!! HE’S THE REHEHEHEHHEASON WHY I’M IHIHIHIHIN THIS MESS!!”

“NO!! U KNOW WHAT?! THAT’S IT! How do u know I didn’t do this on purpose?! As my revenge for u guys tickling me!! U can’t get out of here Scott free no more. U gotta live ur punishment!”

“WHAHHAHAHT?! NO!! PLEHEHEHEASE!!! U KNOW I HAHAHAHTE BEING TICKLED, DOHOHOHOHONIE!!! STOP PLEASE!”

“Oh no, Donatello finally cracked…” Raph began to cry, but he’s not actually crying.

“WHAT’S THE MATTER W/ U, D?!” Mikey screamed, also crying, being that one mom who gets worried a lot.

“Omg,” The purple ninja rolled his eyes, “listen, if I could, I would stop this bc I would rather me tickle him w/ my bare hands then anyone or anything else tickling him for my revenge. So u guys stay here and watch him, while I go back to my lab and figure this out.”

“HURRY UP, DONNIE!!” The youngest brother called behind him.

20 minutes later, the third oldest brother came back w/ the lever to turn it off.

“Fihhihihi…*hic* finally… huhuhuhury… *wheeze* up!” Leo was holding on by a thread, all breathless and crying while he has no energy to jerk around or hold his middle with his arms.

“PLEASE DONNIE!!!!!”

“Alr, alr, I got it.” The purple ninja turtle put his hands up as a gesture to quite down, as he pulled the lever to “off”.

Leo fell down, cradling himself in the fetal position. “Maybe next time he’ll think before tickling me. All of u guys should think before u tickle me. Don’t forget that u, Mikey and Raph, are my next victims to be getting my revenge. I’m not gonna say who’s next, but it will be soon and it will be anominous.” Donatello laughed while he walked out side of their room, w/ Mikey and Raph looking scared and worried w/ Leo still on the ground panting. Let’s bffr, give this turtle some damn water.😭

[miss-celestial-being]

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𝑠𝑦𝑛𝑜𝑝𝑠𝑖𝑠: eddie's self conscious of his scars

𝑐𝑜𝑛𝑡𝑒𝑛𝑡 𝑤𝑎𝑟𝑛𝑖𝑛𝑔𝑠: fluffy overload, angst is you squint, cute uncle/nephew moment, hero!eddie (canon), eddie being self conscious, mention of scars, mention of near death experience(?), implied smut ig (lmk if i missed anything)

𝑤𝑜𝑟𝑑 𝑐𝑜𝑢𝑛𝑡: 2,666 (had to add the full number bc look how amazing it is 😌)

𝑎𝑢𝑡ℎ𝑜𝑟’𝑠 𝑛𝑜𝑡𝑒𝑠: idk, rushed ending again but im on my period, what more do you expect from me??

𝑡𝑎𝑔𝑔𝑖𝑛𝑔: @lazydreamer19 (took a while so you're probably confused why im tagging you 😭)

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Eddie screamed out in pain as the bats bit and scratched at him. His clothes were stained with his own blood, his body sore from fighting. He covered his head, curling up on the ground, hoping for the pain to end but it didn't.

The bats attacked him at every chance they got, soon proving to be too much even for as strong of a warrior as Eddie the Banished. He laid on his back, accepting his fate.

Then it stopped.

The bats fell with a screech, falling dormant on the floor. Eddie remained on his back, his body aching, losing blood by the second, leaving him dazed. He stared up at the cloudy red sky, choking lightly on his blood.

"Eddie!" He heard Dustin cry out. His mind was screaming at him to reach out for his young friend, to hold him and tell him everything's ok, he'll be ok. But his body wouldn't let him. He laid there on the ground, listening to the cries of Dustin get closer and closer, until finally his tears were wetting Eddie's blood-stained face.

He said his goodbyes, letting his eyes flutter closed. His breaths were shallow, barely noticeable. With a half conscious mind, he felt his body being dragged away until finally his mind went blank.

•

Eddie's blinked his eyes open slowly, the steady beep of the heart monitor faint in his ears. His head felt as though it was underwater, muffling the sounds around him. He looked down at a Dustin's head; resting in Eddie's lap as soft snores fell from his lips, a book in his hand. Eddie smiled softly at his young friend, looking around the room.

Balloons and 'get well soon' cards lined one wall, a few pictures of his face with a pentagram drawn over it peaked out of the trash. Eddie sighed, looking back down at his friend. He ran his fingers through the boy's hair softly, urging him to wake up.

Dustin groaned softly, opening his eyes and letting them adjust to the light of the room. He immediately shot up, looking at the man he so admired with wide eyes, a big grin evident on his face. "Eddie!" He yelled out in joy as he wrapped his arms around the man's neck. "I'm so glad you're ok!" Eddie winced at his touch, making Dustin pull back with a guilty look. "Sorry." He whispered.

Eddie smiled at the boy, looking at the door as it opened. Steve, Robin, Nancy, Mike, and the rest of Hellfire–except Lucas–made their way inside, teddy bears and cards in hand. Robin was the first to speak, talking about nonsense as the others shuffled in. The last to walk in was his uncle Wayne, a small homemade card in hand.

Tears filled his tired eyes as he walked to his nephew. "Hey, boy." Eddie smiled softly, sitting up slowly. He wrapped his arms around his uncle tightly, his tears wetting his shirt. Wayne's arms slowly snaked around him, holding him as he kissed the top of his head.

Eddie pulled away, coughing. His coughs sounded more like wheezes and Steve ran out to get him some water. He carefully handed it to him, watching to make sure he didn't drop it. Eddie slowly took a sip, holding it in his hands as he looked around at his friends, having never felt so loved.

"How long was I out?" He asked, his voice hoarse. "About 3 weeks." Nancy answered, giving Eddie a moment to process the information. He hummed, looking down at the paper cup. "And you guys visited me?" He asked, almost as though he didn't believe they'd care enough. Steve nodded, "Mainly Dustin and I but Nance and Rob stopped by." Eddie hummed once again. Nancy took the silence as an invitation to speak. "Uh, I get that it's probably not your biggest concern right now, but I convinced the principal to get you the stuff you missed. I was thinking I could help you work on it." Her words slowly became quiet as she spoke, shaking her head. "Never mind, it was dumb, sorry." She looked down at her feet embarrassment. "No, no. I'd appreciate it, thanks. The sooner I graduate, the sooner I can leave the hell that is high school." He chuckled.

Nancy smiled, her shoulders falling, visibly relaxed. Dustin laughed. "There he is!" He cheered as he hugged Eddie once more, this time ignoring his wince.

•

Eddie walked with a limp, needing help to stand from the pain in his legs and chest. He stood slowly, holding onto Dustin's outstretched arms to hoist himself to his feet. "Thanks, man." He whispered out quietly, still embarrassed about needing help to do the simplest things.

"No problem." Dustin smiled, running out to open Steve's car door for Eddie. Eddie nodded in appreciation, sliding i to the backseat slowly. "Alrighty, buckle up." Steve said, putting the car in reverse to drop off Robin, Dustin, and Eddie to high school.

"Ok, we're here, get out." Steve said as he stopped his car, looking back at Eddie. "You need help?" His voice now softer. Eddie shook his head, determined to get up on his own.

He walked around the school, ignoring the stares and whispers, as usual, walking to his locker with his head down to cover the cuts and bruises on his face. He stopped at his locker, feeling stunned by what was written on it.

'HERO' in all caps was painted vertically on the door. Flowers and 'get well' cards littered the floor. Eddie stepped around the gifts, opening his locker and putting away his books. People walked up to Eddie, patting him on the back and applauding him as he walked in between classes.

Eddie was relieved when he finally got home, tired of all the attention. He limped his way to the couch, turning on the tv as he sat down. A knock on the trailer door caught his attention. He sighed, groaning as he struggled to get up. "One second!" He called out.

Once he finally managed to get to his feet, he limped back over to the door, opening it to see who was there. "Can i help you?" He asked the girl that stood there, her eyes spaced out as she bit her nails, staring at the wall of the trailer. "Hello?" He waved at hand in front of her, getting her attention. She looked up, catching his eyes. "Oh, hi."

There was a pause, like she didn't remember what she was doing there. "Do you need something?" Her eyes went wide, nodding her head quickly. "Oh, right! Uh could you sign this? I'm trying to petition the mayor to accommodate to the less fortunate rather than the people who can buy there way out of here. I completely get it if you don't wanna sign it though, not many people do. It's just a school assignment so it doesn't really mean much I guess-"

She quickly stopped her rambling, staring at the scar on Eddie's face. "Where'd you get that from?" She reached a hand out to touch it, stopping when she noticed Eddie's shoulders hunch uncomfortably. "Sorry." She mumbled, looking down at the petition. "Y'know what, never mind, sorry to bother you." She sighed out, turning around the walk down the rickety steps, getting stopped by a hand on her wrist.

"It's ok, I'll sign it. Do you have a pen?" Y/n looked down at her hand, her eyebrows furrowing in thought. "I could've sworn I had one." She mumbled, patting her pockets, determined to find that damn pen. "I think I may have one, you're welcome to come in." He said as he walked into the small kitchen, picking up a pen from a bowl and testing it on the paper, repeating till he found one that worked. "Got it." He said as he sat next to the girl. "Ok where do I sign?" She pointed to the line on the page marked '3.'

"You want some water or something?" He asked, eyes focused on the page as he tried to keep his hand from shaking. Y/n was staring at his scar again, sitting up in her chair and moving closer, pushing Eddie's hair out of the way as she trued to get a better look. "You never said where you got it from." She whispered absentmindedly, focused on the line down the side of his face. "It's uh-" He started, pulling away from her hand, "it's kinda a hard story for me to tell. Also kinda hard to tell it without sounding completely crazy." He mumbled the last part, looking down at his lap.

Y/n smiled. "I like crazy." She touched the scar lightly, softly petting his hair. Eddie sighed, looking down at his lap, picking at his nails. "Long story or short?" His eyes stayed downward. "I have time." Y/n said as she rested her face in her palm, putting her full focus on Eddie.

•

Y/n walked up to Eddie's trailer nervously, biting her nails as she waited for the door to open. She watched the two kids playing makeshift soccer, giggling each time they bumped into each other. Y/n laughed with them, a small smile resting on her face.

"You have a nice smile." Eddie's voice caught her attention and she turned to face him, cheeks hot as she turned her eyes downward toward her feet. "Thanks." "C'mon in." He stepped to the side, letting her walk in before closing the door.

Y/n turned around to face Eddie with a similar smile as before, walking into his room to look for movies to watch. Eddie held up a VHS, Y/n's smile growing at the title on it. "You like The Breakfast Club?" Eddie rolled his eyes. "Of course I like it, it's amazing. Cinema at its finest." Y/n laughed, nodding in agreement.

•

Y/n laughed, touching Eddie's arm gently as the two walked to class. He opened the door, gesturing for her to go through before he followed after. "Ah, Ms. Y/l/n, Mr. Munson, how nice of you to join us." Mrs. Harris commented, stopping in the middle of her sentence with a raise of her eyebrow.

Y/n shared a look with Eddie, looking back at Mrs. Harris, biting her lips in attempt to stop herself from laughing. "Uh, hey, Mrs. Harris. How's it goin'?" Eddie snorted loudly, Y/n following shortly.

Eddie whined as Y/n hit him on the arm, the two of them walking to the principal's office. "I can't believe you got us in trouble." She huffed, feigning disdain. "Oh hush, you were the one who insisted on going to class. I was perfectly set on staying in my van and getting high till 3rd period was over but no." He rolled his eyes playfully. Y/n shook her head, laughing softly as she looked down at her feet.

"Y'know," She looked back up at Eddie's eyes, moving his hair out of his face and tracing his scar, "we do still have time for that." Eddie blushed, his face hot as he smiled down at the girl. "Van or forest?" Y/n hummed in thought. "How 'bout your place?" She smiled mischievously as she took off, running to his van.

"Go! Go! Go!" Y/n yelled as Eddie started the car, looking back at the school in fear of getting caught. "I'm trying, hold on!" He got the car to start, pulling out of the school parking lot quickly as he drove back to the trailer.

Y/n ran to the door, bouncing on the balls of her feet as she waited for Eddie to unlock the door, running inside as soon as he did. She jumped onto the bed, her arms and legs extended as she laid on her stomach. Eddie laughed as he walked into his room, rolling his eyes at the girl as he went to his dresser to grab out a rolled joint.

He lit it quickly, taking a drag and passing it to his friend. He watched as she did the same, closing her eyes as she let her head fall back in bliss. "Hey." He whispered, looking into her eyes as he moved closer. "Hi." Y/n smiled, moving Eddie's hair out of his face. Eddie leaned in, giving no time for second thoughts, catching her lips with his.

Their lips melded together like putty, fitting together as though they were puzzle pieces. Y/n held Eddie's face with a feather light touch, pulling him closer gently.

Eddie pulled back, frozen completely. He panicked, eyes wide as he stared at Y/n's lips. They formed a small amused smile, her eyes trying to catch his gaze. "Eddie." His name sounded so nice coming from her, catching his attention quickly. Her fingers playing with the hair around his face, rubbing his cheek softly. "Hey." She whispered, biting her bottom lip to conceal her grin. "Hi." He whispered back, completely in awe as she brought him back in for another kiss.

•

Y/n placed a gentle kiss to the top of Eddie's head, brushing through his hair as they watched TV. Eddie sighed, leaning his head back to look at her, smiling. "I love you." Y/n whispered. Eddie paused, sitting up and turning to look at her. "Really?" She nodded, smiling softly at the boy, placing a kiss to each cheek, peppering kissed along the scar on his face. "More than anything."

Eddie felt tears form in his eyes, swallowing the sob that threatened to leave his lips at the thought of being loved and held at such a high place as number one in someone's eyes. He smiled, hugging Y/n tightly. "I love you too." A few tears slipped from his eyes, wetting Y/n's shirt.

"Aw, baby, why are you crying?" She asked softly, kissing his tears away. "I..." He sniffled, looking up at Y/n with glassy eyes. He smiled, hiding his face in her neck. "I've just never felt this happy before." He sighed out, relaxing at the feeling of Y/n's fingers scratching his scalp.

Y/n bent down to kiss the tears off his cheeks, her hand tracing the scar on his face. She kissed his lips once, twice, the kiss slowly growing heated. Y/n stood up with Eddie, their lips remaining connected. Eddie pulled back to take off her shirt, kissing down her neck, whispering 'I love you's' against her skin.

Y/n pushed Eddie back on the bed, crawling over him, pressing open-mouthed kisses to his jaw, moving downwards toward his collar. She slowly lifted his shirt, her hands sliding underneath, only to get pushed away by Eddie. Y/n held his face in her hand, kissing the tip of his nose. "Hey, we don't have to do anything." Eddie shook his head, looking down at his lap.

"No, no, I want to it's just- I just don't want you to- I don't like-" Y/n waited patiently for him to finish his sentence, smiling comfortingly, encouragingly. "I don't want you to see the scars there. They- I don't like them." Y/n nodded in understanding, kissing his forehead and cheeks, pulling back with a smile. "Like I said, we don't have to do anything. If you didn't want me to see them, then I won't do anything, I promise." She held out her pinky, making him laughing slightly.

Eddie locked pinkies with her, looking into her eyes, finding nothing but love and sincerity in them. He looked down at her lips, capturing them in his own, pulling her back on top of him, taking off his shirt in a wave of confidence which was gone as quickly as it came. He became bashful, attempting to his his scars unsuccessfully with the amount there were. Y/n bent down, taking time to kiss each and every one of them, showing them an equal amount of love.

Coming back up, she kissed his lips, smiling into the kiss. "You're beautiful." She mumbled against his lips. Eddie smiled, chuckling. "So are you." He winked.

[stayarmytinyzenmoa-l]

so i passed out last night 🤡 i'll read everything tomorrow after my engineering exam but i shall spill the tea akhbdfn

so my uni has this festival thing going on for three days similar to the rodeo? but on a smaller scale (not naming it for privacy reasons)

so obviously i was planning to go with a couple of my friends but in the last minute i find out that they're all going with their s/os which makes it more awkward for me because,, i'm the only single one... and i didn't want to third wheel the entire evening akbhdfn

but lucky for me one of the people in the group brought his friend who by the way was actually pretty cute and vv nice 👀 who had came home from his uni for the weekend so we both ended up hanging out for a majority of the time because we were the trademark singles of the group akbjdfn :D

the evening was going fine, we were enjoying all the booths and food trucks there and whatnot and we saw that there was a roller skating area so me being me decided to drag him over there because i love roller skating sm and why not do a semi adrenaline inducing event with a cute guy i mean what

so we get our roller skates and begin skating, but what i do not know is that this man has never skated in his entire life so i'm standing there trying to drag his ass across the rink while reassuring him that he won't fall over and break something lol

and it's going nice!! we're having fun!! we're holding hands because that's the only way that he's going to get across the damn rink!! we're laughing to much that our stomachs hurt and we're wheezing!!

and then shit goes down

whenever i laugh i usually throw my head back and after i did that i was laughing so hard that i was wheezing so naturally i did the hands on knees squat thing to catch my breath and when i looked up istg i saw my entire life flash in front of my eyes BECAUSE ONE OF MY FAMILY FRIENDS WAS THERE WATCHING THIS ENTIRE INTERACTION OF US HOLDING HANDS AND NOW THAT I THINK ABOUT IT IF SOMEONE SAW THAT WITH NO CONTEXT THEY WOULD HAVE THOUGHT WE WERE ON A ROMANTIC DATE AKDBJFNKM someone take me out

he fucking waved at me and smiled while raising his eyebrows and i was standing there shaking my head like a mad man because it really isn't what it looks like and i'm currently panicking because holy shit what did he see who is he going to tell-

but i know he won't snitch because he was there with his girlfriend so i have blackmail on him as well hehe

so yeah that was my evening yesterday 😭 and an update on the guy: i got his number but i don't really think we'll have anything going on because i found out he was younger than me (he's only two months younger it's legal ahkbdjf) so there goes that because younger men 🤢

in retrospect i'm glad it was that family friend that saw me over anyone else because i've know him since i was like,, five so if anything he's like my overprotective older brother akdhbj

Omg yeah don’t worry about it you focus on your exam!!! Best of luck, you’ve got this!!!

ALSO YOUR UNI HAS RODEOS DJAKFJDBEKXJS I think the closest thing at my Uni’s something called “Solstice” we have one per quarter and they’re cool djskdjwix

That’s kinda rude, ngl. Like if they were planning on going with their s/os this whole time then that’s something they should’ve made clear to you because, as much as they don’t think it would be, it’s kind of awkward being the single friend amongst people who are dating and it falls under the “inviting people who weren’t invited before/without asking” category and ugh sorry it’s a pet peeve of mine anyway-

OO- TELL ME YOU GOT HIS NUMBERRRR Also I’m gonna hold out that maybe they were thinking “oh rose is gonna be the only single lady lemme bring my single friend” which now that I type it out sounds kinda weird just ignore this-

NO I LIKE THE WAY YOURE THINKING CONTINUE

ROSE’S LEADER (Y/N) AGENDA CONTINUES

NO STOP. STOP THATS LITERALLY MY WORST FUCKING FEAR AND IT HAPPENED TO YOU ROSE IM SO SORRY SJDOAFIHDNWBSJA also hopefully Mr. Doesn’t-Know-How-to-Roller-Skate will take you out on a date but if worse comes to worse your embarrassment will take you out-

If you’re lucky he’ll just tell his friends if not write your will /hj

OOP YOU HAVE DIRT ON EACH OTHER AIQNFJXLWNDNW

HELP YOUNGER HES NOT EVEN THAT MUCH YOUNGER THAN YOU 😩😩😩😩 Strangers to friends to lovers(?)

OOOHHHHHH OKAY okay I was like “NO ROSE NOOOO” but in that case it’s better, I thought you meant like family friend being your parents’ friend cuz I’m that case your life would’ve been surely shattered, and I mean that in the nicest way possible 💀 EITHER WAY IM GLAD YOU HAD FUN CUZ IT SOUNDS LIKE YOU HAD FUN!!!!

[emisirrelevant]

Mini review/thoughts on Zombies 3:

This is not what I expected to be watching the night before my 21st birthday but here we are🤷🏻‍♀️

The aliens and the rest of Seabrook having the dance off in the opening song was giving me "CAMP ROCK" meme vibes

Zed hyping up Wynter for the football game 🥺

The aliens beaming down to Earth only to tell everyone that it's a 1 star planet and everyone else is too emotional

RUPAUL???? THE VOICE OF RUPAUL IN DISNEY???

"We're old enough to know we're in love" "But we're 17" SHE'S SELF AWARE 😂 "You can't marry a man you just met" vibes

"We're gonna be fine, so fine" "We're not worried, definitely not worried" what I tell myself to my anxiety

Okay but the bossa nova music that's associated with the aliens 😂

"He ran crop circles around you" NOT THE CROP CIRCLES😂

"I'd be happy to dunk on you Zed" I WHEEZE-

Not the trade off for the aliens getting info from Zed being for Zed to have aliens help him get an application for college- does no one remember the SAT scandals?

The mascot Shrimpy going full FISTICUFFS/I will fight you mode at Eely/the other school's mascot 😂

Bree: "Bonzo is so not available" "Hold my glasses Addie" 😂 yess I love her once again stan Bree

"Now that they're distracted, we can-" "Get the moonstone" "VAPORIZE THEM" There's always one in every friend group 😂

Okay so if I had to correspond the aliens to other characters- A-spen is definitely the alien to Willa and Eliza, A-Li is definitely the Bonzo and Wynter of the group, and Zed, Wyatt, and A-Lan are bros.

Imma say it- I think the wolves have some BOPS for songs.

The running gag of Addison punching Zed in the face

"I'm not angry, I'm just in harmony in a super hostile way" 😂😂😂

Addison having to be told for like the third time she doesn't belong and then Zed having to help her through the fallout 🥺 oh I just want to give them hugs

Okay but like I can relate to Exceptional Zed- the pipeline from Scream in High School Musical 3 to Surface Pressure from Encanto to this

Disney said "and don't forget how it feels to be under pressure all the time/suffer from gifted kid burnout/feel like you need to seek approval/validation from others"

"Eat my stardust Seabrook" "Did I correctly talk trash?"

Addison having to put on those rubber kitchen gloves to stop herself from electric shocking Zed

Wyatt and Eliza's dynamic- Wyliza endgame

"You lied to me?" "I thought that was the best way to protect you" HMM NOW WHERE HAVE I HEARD THIS TROPE BEFORE?

ADDISON BEING THE MAP YES- I mean yeah we all knew but- NOW I CAN SAY IT PARALLELS SHE-RA WITH ADORA BEING THE FAILSAFE!!!

I love being a wlw reading into things 😂

OH NO IT ALL WENT WRONG

Wait why Disneyyyy why did you have to do us like that and make Addison choose one or the other😭😭

"I don't want her to go" "No matter how far she goes she'll always be part of our pack" 😭😭 SOBBING

OH. OH WOW. THIS IS CRUEL. MY EMOTIONS

"I love you to the end of the universe" "Maybe we'll meet again somehow" "Someday" WHYYYYYYYYY 😭

IT'S NOT FUN ANYMORE, EMOTIONAL DAMAGE!

ZEVON WINS BEST DAD AWARD. And Zoey best sister, obviously.

I understand why, but I wish Eliza was in person with the rest of the group for most of this movie.

A-Li breathing deeply and going "Awooo" and hitting the console of the ship- she learned from Zed and Wyatt 😭

Ah yes, I should have known the aliens were going to come back.

AWWWW the animation coming in at the end of the movie this time instead of the beginning oh we've come full circle 😭😭

Well, I didn't expect this movie to make me as emo as it did. Since I watched the movies pretty much all in a row, I didn't have to deal with waiting for another one to come out. But it really felt like I went on a whole journey. Nothing But Love was a good conclusion- a good closing song.

Also I wish A-spen and Willa a wonderful day, that is all. NON-BINARY ALIEN WINS

(one final note: I do kind of wish we got to see Addison in a scenario where she would have turned into a zombie- I just think since we got to see what werewolf!Addison could have possibly looked like, and we got alien!Addison in the end, I would have been curious just to see an idea of zombie!Addison)

Credit to muppetmagic for the GIF

[maddiedrawz]

aos update cuz i’m finally continuing it again

current episode: just finished season 2 (still processing :’)) (also spoiler warning up to that point because i am actually raging so i will rant)

i’ll be sectioning this off into character/group of characters. yes, this is my attempt at making my post-emotional whiplash thoughts comprehensible :D

first of all, WHY DO MAKE ME WATCH THIS???? I DONT EVEN HAVE WORDS- i-

that end credit in the last episode HELP ME I CANT ANYMORE😭😭 WHY WOULD YOU DO THIS TO ME?? i know fitzsimmons get their happy ending but I CANT DO THIS ANYMORE— also, “science, biotch” i- i’m speechless- i am in love with this man. would you PLEASE stop putting my babies through horse shit😫 it’s only season 2 and i’m already breaking down, i’m aware that i’m utterly doom🥲

i never screamed this much with rage- i never raged this much, ever- but that fucking bastard did it and i think you know who i’m talking about. and OK when he killed agent 33 (idk how to spell her name i’m sorry ;-; is it cara??) thinking it was may I WHEEZED my ass off😂 YES i feel bad for her she doesn’t deserve any of this. she was traumatized and manipulated but still

what’s with me and sociopaths huh?? like i want jiaying PLEASEEEE she was in like 5 episodes? ;;-;; i see her point tho- am i crazy??? probably lol- also reina was cool,, i want her back too imma draw her, i want to draw her so bad

here are my last bits of thoughts: miss melinda may pls adopt me🥺🤲; bobbi, queen, i love you so much, idk what else to say- i just want you to be happy🥲; daisy- i- like i wanna kin her? but i don’t think i deserve it?? she’s too good for me lol; and finally, once again, good night to fitzsimmons and fitzsimmons only. thank you.

and i’ll hand over the mic to mr jake peralta to describe my current mood✨

[baekhvuns]

My wifi was acting up so if you got the same message twice just ignore!

God poor Hwa it was the first thing I saw in the morning, I'm glad he knows it wasn't his fault, but he was still upset 😭 thankfully he wasn't hurt <3. Yesterday I was sad watching San struggle, then he talked on universe about feeling angry at himself.

I'm gonna give Hwa all the praise tomorrow, watch me. Come on Baek we need to do this. BUT AT LEAST THEY WON OMG DID YOU SEE MATZ, SEONGHWA'S FACE BBY :"( and Yunho and Yeo?! They were so shocked and cute awwwww

Absolutely 2021 and 2022 are for the hags, especially ggs stans 🥰 SNSD's 15th anniversary can you believe?! And Minho is an MC for their showcase AAAAAAA. The song is pretty GG, SM didn't do them too dirty, but they definitely have better songs, I'm just gonna be happy they're back, also WHERE ARE THE ALIENS?! Btw, I saw you were watching Big Mouth with Yoona, I like it! And so true Bilibili is a life saviour for dramas and anime as well, I've been using it for months 😌

Deja the panther pls suyshdjsuahhsus I would be honoured

I'm honestly so baffled by your Noddy gender discovery I'm seriously wheezing 😭😭😭 yeah fuck that little clown looking guy even more, before I felt bad for hating him, but #noddyisoverparty

It was Wonderland Hwa - the 1st pc 😳 I bought so many albums for myself and my friends in SK, not only I got Hwa, but also got into a fan sign not so long after seeing them at KCON and falling for Seonghwa, the universe knew what it was doing...

If you send me your address I'll come and fight you for your crimes (Khronos ending)

Please I was embarrassed for them especially Baek, Taemin and Kai I was like "I'm so sorry guys" but yeah they can make everything look cool, can't relate though

I always clown the glazed arms or abs (I can't with Fireworks San it's too funny), but the Hwarms are doing something for me, his melanin makes the oil even more visible and I'm spiraling 🥴🥴🥴🥴 everyone's down bad for Hwa this era as well. Mingi you're not normal my guy, you need to be stopped

The nose post, truly life changing omfg. Exactly LOOK AT ALL THESE SIDE PROFILES

Pls 1D wasn't even a band, leave them boys alone, but yeah they're like every indie UK group I was into back in the day

Well yeah I'm gonna gatekeep bodyguard I'm afraid, though I feel like I should guard Hwa instead 😭

I have no clue about Person of Interest, but I got Lionel Fusco???

Well fuck the government so true, but not when you're rich already, like be fucking serious... Yes there were a few scandals and Spain is extra with their punishments too, since I support one of the Spanish teams I always see a lot of tax talk 👀

Everything is coming out at once and their new show too?! I only managed to watch Showterview, cause I had to and honestly it was wholesome, they had great chemistry and everyone had fun. I also liked the questions, pretty spicy ahhahah

So much Seonghwa recently I need to look away for a moment and feel normal BUT HOW???!!! The whiplash is killing me, we're getting oiled up sexy demon and 5 minutes later a small baby running around or mommy Hwa helping everyone

Oh I knitted for my plushies and dolls when I was a kid sushhsydjnabsjhs maybe I'll go back to knitting soon since I'm ancient

I know red Woo when?! More hair colours in general when???

Idk that must be some other guy, perhaps a twin of my uber driver???

Baby baby

P.S. idk if we manage to talk before my fan call tomorrow, so wish me luck, cause my throat is fighting for its life </3333 - DV 💖

hi hello!!

My wifi was acting up so if you got the same message twice just ignore! God poor Hwa it was the first thing I saw in the morning, I'm glad he knows it wasn't his fault, but he was still upset 😭 thankfully he wasn't hurt <3. Yesterday I was sad watching San struggle, then he talked on universe about feeling angry at himself.

it’d working just fine!! ☺️ RIGHT 😭😭 i wish the electrical team checks the ear pieces every time bc wtf was that 😭🤚🏼 im glad he realized it as well!! aND THEY WON!!! DID U SEE FBWNDHWK WOOYOUNGS REACTION TO THE 12 DIGITAL POINTS FBDBDB AND THEN san too?? 😭😭🤚🏼 _SlQgfPkMA

they won the second baekhyun started tweeting and it was like my two worlds colliding 😭😭

I'm gonna give Hwa all the praise tomorrow, watch me. Come on Baek we need to do this. BUT AT LEAST THEY WON OMG DID YOU SEE MATZ, SEONGHWA'S FACE BBY :"( and Yunho and Yeo?! They were so shocked and cute awwwww

YOU BETTER BESTIE GIVE HIM ALL OF IT GIVE HIM 2 EXTRA FROM A USERNAME CALLED BAEKHVUNS !!! DEJA WE ARE DOING THIS RIGHT NOW PLS SHOW HIM THAT TOO FBFBF 😭😭 PLS THE WAY HONGJOONG WENT TO HIM 😭🤚🏼🤚🏼 YEOSANG WAS SO BLOWN AWAY PLS

Absolutely 2021 and 2022 are for the hags, especially ggs stans 🥰 SNSD's 15th anniversary can you believe?! And Minho is an MC for their showcase AAAAAAA. The song is pretty GG, SM didn't do them too dirty, but they definitely have better songs, I'm just gonna be happy they're back, also WHERE ARE THE ALIENS?! Btw, I saw you were watching Big Mouth with Yoona, I like it! And so true Bilibili is a life saviour for dramas and anime as well, I've been using it for months 😌

I SAW THE SHOWCASE AND IT WAS SO FUN FBFBF the song is pretty but i rly don’t like the pre chorus i thought after hearing it multiple times i might but it?? like the part right before the “i love” fbdnfb the album tho does sound better! YEAH WHERE ARE THEY WHERES THE KWANGYA 🤌🏼 OH MY GOD YES ARE U WATCHING IT TOO??? GONNA WATCH THE NEW EPS TN omg no fr bilibili is a true life saviour i just hope they don’t brung the ads there too 😭🤚🏼 and all of that for free in 1080p?? 😩😩😮‍💨

Deja the panther pls suyshdjsuahhsus I would be honoured

LMFAOOOO YOU GOT IT I WILL NAME IT THAT BDBD

I'm honestly so baffled by your Noddy gender discovery I'm seriously wheezing 😭😭😭 yeah fuck that little clown looking guy even more, before I felt bad for hating him, but #noddyisoverparty

LMFAOOOO 😭😭😭😭 WHY HIS NAME NODDY THEN #bamboozeled 😭🔫🔫 NAH FR THAT KNOME LOOKING GUY CAN FUCK OFF #noddynevercomingback

It was Wonderland Hwa - the 1st pc 😳 I bought so many albums for myself and my friends in SK, not only I got Hwa, but also got into a fan sign not so long after seeing them at KCON and falling for Seonghwa, the universe knew what it was doing...

????????????? U HIT THE BIGGEST JACKPOT ON THE FIRST TRY????? UR LUCK??? HELLO HELLO GIVE US A LITTLE BIT OF THE LUCK 😭😭😭🤚🏼 i have a luck in avoiding things fbfbfbfb BRO IT WAS FATE FROM SOME WATER HATING GOD 🤚🏼🤚🏼

If you send me your address I'll come and fight you for your crimes (Khronos ending)

LMFAOOOO THE WAY I SCREAMED AT THIS FHWNFHWJHFWKHDWK if u think khronus was a bad end, bestie what will that villain yn’s ending do to u?? 🥰

Please I was embarrassed for them especially Baek, Taemin and Kai I was like "I'm so sorry guys" but yeah they can make everything look cool, can't relate though

BRMWBDMWBDKW NO LITERALLY SAME BUT THEY MADE IT LOOK SO COOL tbh unpopular opinions, superm songs may sound chaotic but they do have good songs 😭😭 tho the seniors did carry,,, wish u were here is so good 😭🤚🏼

I always clown the glazed arms or abs (I can't with Fireworks San it's too funny), but the Hwarms are doing something for me, his melanin makes the oil even more visible and I'm spiraling 🥴🥴🥴🥴 everyone's down bad for Hwa this era as well. Mingi you're not normal my guy, you need to be stopped

LMFAOOOO SANS GLAZED DONUT ABS WERE SO DBDBD 😭😭😭😭 they fr looked baked 😭😭 hwarms, hegs (legs), hwabs, hace (face), hwips <3 all of them be triggering me atp THIS ERA IS 2HO HWA AND MINGIS TBH 🤚🏼,,,, mingi is not normal and i won’t be either with his au in my drafts screaming at me dbdbd

The nose post, truly life changing omfg. Exactly LOOK AT ALL THESE SIDE PROFILES

Pls 1D wasn't even a band, leave them boys alone, but yeah they're like every indie UK group I was into back in the day

TRULY LIFE CHANGING I WILL BE LOOKING AT EVERYONES NOSES TO SEE WHO’S GOOD 😭😭🥰🥰<3 FBDNDB 1D WAS LIKE A 5 YEAR CONTRACT TO RULE THE WORLD AND THEN BOOM GONE,, he’s so stunning??? a very elegant guy, hand in marriage 🤲🏼

Well yeah I'm gonna gatekeep bodyguard I'm afraid, though I feel like I should guard Hwa instead 😭

LMFAOOOO 😭😭😭 I THINK WE SHOULD GUARD HIM TOO NOTHING BAD SHOULD HAPPEN TO THAT MAN 🔫

I have no clue about Person of Interest, but I got Lionel Fusco???

i have absolutely no idea too and so i got john reese <3

Well fuck the government so true, but not when you're rich already, like be fucking serious... Yes there were a few scandals and Spain is extra with their punishments too, since I support one of the Spanish teams I always see a lot of tax talk 👀

YEAAAHHHH FRRR !!!!! no bc if u rich, just pay the tax like bro u got the money?? 😭😭 oh??? u do??? which team 👀

Everything is coming out at once and their new show too?! I only managed to watch Showterview, cause I had to and honestly it was wholesome, they had great chemistry and everyone had fun. I also liked the questions, pretty spicy ahhahah

showterview was so funny !!! it was fr like a sibling chemistry BFKWHDKWHDKW THE “SHUT UP” TO MINGI SCREAMED DBDB omg the questions about rivalry w different groups i was like “sunmi 👀 ayo 👀”

So much Seonghwa recently I need to look away for a moment and feel normal BUT HOW???!!! The whiplash is killing me, we're getting oiled up sexy demon and 5 minutes later a small baby running around or mommy Hwa helping everyone

ITS ABSOLUTELY NOT POSSIBLE ANYMORE EVERYWHERE ITS HIM 😭😭😭 am i complaining tho? no ☺️ but my wips are dhdbdbdb OILED SEXY DEMON LMFAOO 😭😭😭😭😭 no ur so right that mommy hwa thing he did with jongho 🤚🏼

Oh I knitted for my plushies and dolls when I was a kid sushhsydjnabsjhs maybe I'll go back to knitting soon since I'm ancient

im. when are we starting this knitting club im on my way we should make seonghwa a shinestar scarf <3 BBWMFJEK “IM ANCIENT” I FELT THAT DBDB

I know red Woo when?! More hair colours in general when??? /// Idk that must be some other guy, perhaps a twin of my uber driver???

i swear to gOD if they dye it for the concerts im genuinely gonna be sobbing 😭🤚🏼 OH??? TWIN OF UR UBER?? SURE ARE ALIKE ARENT THEY?? have u ever confused them <3 ☺️ this your guy?? your ceo?? omg here is a ceo taehyung series which i die for fbfbfbf ceo seonghwa’s arrange marriage is like that in the aspects of richness

Baby baby /// P.S. idk if we manage to talk before my fan call tomorrow, so wish me luck, cause my throat is fighting for its life </3333 - DV 💖

BESTIEEEEEEEEE OH MY GOD ITS TMR???? PROBABLY ALREADY FOR U RN OH MY GOD FBFBFB PLS GIVE HIM ALL THE PRAISES AND SHOW UR CATS 😭😭😭🤚🏼 PLS <3 pls ask them to do a stop in cn not toronto one day <3

quiz !!

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