#THE DROUGHT IS ALMOST OVER!!!!!!!!!

[jinstronaut]

🚨 JIN IS BACK NEXT MONTH 🚨

[tommykinardbuckley]

Happy “Tommy Kinard comes back to us” eve to all who celebrate!

[moonchild-in-blue]

The first Ritual of the last tour run of the year is nigh, my brethrens. How are we feeling?

[just-null]

i have come here to personally thank you for giving me more than i asked for 🙏🏻 i am utterly grateful like IDJFKDKKFODOD 🧎‍♀️🧎‍♀️🧎‍♀️ it made me so happy the last doodle has my heart he is so cute i will eat him

also there is a DROUGHT out there for us noritoshi fans like im living on CRUMBS its insane and omg dont even talk to me abt how it feels like to be a kashimo and ino lover (altho they are getting a bit more love now) my nori is still underrated :/ sooo hence im asking ur hand in friendship and in exchange i promise to share my hcs with you abt nori my sweet lil meow meow we're in this together 💪🏻💪🏻

also since its October, do you think he likes horror movies? i feel like he can withstand gory movies but its the jumpscares that get him and he wont tell u he's scared when u watch one with jumpscares owkfkdkd imagine him hiding his face against ur shoulder or something 😭😭😭 (i used to do that with my dad when we watched horror movies and i used to be like im not scared😤😤 when he asked if i was lmfao thats where this hc stemmed from)

N. NORITOSHI HIDING IN YOUR SHOULDER OR SUPPRESSING HIS REACTIONS TO THE JUMPSCARES....... WAS IT AN INVOLUNTARY REACTION TO USE YOU TO HIDE??????? WAS IT BUILT UP TRUST????? DID HE GROW USED TO HOLDING ONTO YOU WHEN HE GETS SURPRISED BECAUSE HE WANTS TO MAKE SURE HE HAS HIS VALUABLES SAFE????????? WAS IT A MOMENT WHERE HIS MIND JUST INSTINCTIVELY GRABBED THE FIRST THING HE WANTED TO PROTECT/BE PROTECTED BY???????? OH MY FUCK.

he's probably used to gore and gritty stuff like that since he sees it often being a jujutsu sorcerer and all. not to mention his technique is literally blood. maybe he's desensitized to gore films, the most you'll get from him is a disgusted scowl.

BUT DID YOU SEE HOW QUICK HIS EYE OPENED WHEN HANAMI SHOWED UP BEHIND HIM. YOURE SO FUCKING FR ABT JUMPSCARES. Noritoshi is that guy who wouldn't scream or yelp but gasp really loudly and jump out of his skin.

i feel like they get him most in horror because of the music building up anticipation. if its one of those fake outs where the jumpscare comes a bit after, he's fucked UP. It makes him instantly miffed, as he tries to regain his composure. He swears he's not usually like this, it got him by surprise is all..!

Noritoshi is the type that'd only watch a horror movie if the story is rich and complex. He's the type of guy to like open endings that make you think.. if it's a guilty pleasure movie where all the protags make stupid decisions, he gets annoyed right off the bat.

He's groaning and complaining about how imbecile the characters are, but would still watch it with you because you personally invited him. If he's lucky you could fall asleep on his shoulder or [insert movie cliche here] how could he pass that up? But Noritoshi wouldn't be able to focus on you if he gets twice as annoyed because its a bad movie + jumpscares. it still startles him, but the movie is so terrible, he's embarrassed it got him, especially in front of you!!!

if you get involved and you tell him to quiet down, Noritoshi would shift his focus towards you. like that awkward guy who thinks he's being smooth and lowkey about how he cuddles up next to you. He wants to be the tough guy who's shoulder you can hide in, and he is!! just not.. with jumpscares.......

[dianasprnce]

my rookies come back to me tomorrow

[cassberry]

mcyt fans eating well this weekend

with both hermitcraft season 10 starting and qsmp opening the server again, we're going to have almost too much to watch

[californiaquail]

was hanging out with someone today and she was talking about how she would shoot the hawks and eagles if they went after her indoor/outdoor cat and i had to struggle to keep a straight face. there is an EASY fucking solution to this problem that doesn't involve killing federally protected wildlife OR your poor damn cat. who got in a fight last night and left fur all over the place.

[littlechivalry]

Stranger Things modern day AU where it took Steve and Eddie three weeks of tense negotiation to make a playlist for what Steve refers to as 'intimate time' that Eddie calls the Fuckfest Soundtrack. Robin is their unwilling arbiter.

Yes, Eddie gets the okay to add Welcome to the Jungle but in exchange Steve is allowed to add Peaches & Cream, which... gross, dingus

It was working well for a while. Like REALLY well.

Until mid-coitus Alice Cooper starts blasting out of the speakers screaming Feed My Frankenstein and Eddie starts giggling so hard he loses his erection.

Steve... is not amused.

[jakesguitarsolo]

I can’t believe I get to see the boys in 5 days 🥲

[lale-txt]

howling at the autocorrect because on one hand, given everything we know about the Zen'in clan, this is a probably correct and valid suggestion, on the other however NOT the kind of fic i was trying to write today (ns.fw warning for under the cut)

[afearsomeartisan]

Marking down for posterity that today, August 4, 2024, on our 100th session,

Patri made his official return

And the first thing he said to raja was “Oh wow”

[diorkyeom]

also guys don't worry. ive actually written something for once so,,,, pls do watch out for it

[the-blind-assassin-12]

*That feeling you get when you drag yourself bloodied and bruised and muddy and exhausted over the finish line of a wip you’ve been struggling with for a whole damn year*

[phoenixwrites]

SO HYPE FOR VQ!!!

[soldierandawar]

You know what I’ll give them their props for that trailer. Reusing all the footage from the teasers and adding some in there of Athena on the plane to give us something to actually be interested in.

[wibble-wobbegong]

why’re you staring so intently at each other??? 🤨 lookin like you can’t last five seconds without needing to stare in take in that the other is right there with you again for the first time in what feels like a desolate, lonely year