#THE CRACKERS ARE DONE

[foxyk7]

{COMMISSIONS}

[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

Congratulations to TEAM CHEESE for winning the popular vote on the Charcuterie poll!

[crickit-song]

Insane insane insane

"The failures of your mentors and parallels were that they were alone! You are not alone, Miles Edgeworth! You have Mr. Wright!" Lana that is so fucking cheesy I'm going to go insane

The homoerotic subtext is FUCKING TEXT.

"Yeah Edgeworth, we'll discover the truth together! We (I have to emphasize this) COULD ONLY HAVE DONE IT TOGETHER"

[xivymoonartx]

✨ Emoji Commission for @veiledbyart ✨

[ivefallenforyouandicantgetup]

[hyperionwitch]

Meanwhile oh my goooooddddddd KOS-MOS

[spiderbitesandvampirevenom]

you know you're cooked when the scouser is the most valuable white contributor to a training exercise about cultural awareness

[kittaykattz]

[celiacdyke]

fish & chips w lemon dill mayo

[snarp]

They think they eat cheese

(the cats)

[bronzewool]

Book: Irene Adler “The Woman” is a famous opera singer and actress, and one of four people to ever beat Sherlock Holmes in a battle of wits. Adler loves her husband dearly and only keeps hold of the blackmail she has over the Duke in order to keep herself safe, and will never reveal the photo to the public as long as he leaves them alone. Holmes never shows any romantic interest in Adler, or anyone for that matter, and only ever admires her for her wit and cunning.

Every adaption after: Irene Adler is a femme fatale, hopelessly in love with Sherlock Holmes, and some combination of a wanted criminal and dominatrix. Adler is allowed to beat Holmes ONCE, in order to teach him humility, but after that he needs to beat/save her in order to adhere to the status quo, and undo the lesson Book!Holmes learnt in the first place. This is somehow more feminist.

[thelastspeecher]

I just discovered that in Roman Catholic Communion, gluten-free versions of the little crackers or bread aren't provided bc the Vatican has decided that it has to be wheat in order to be valid.

and while most people may just be able to have the wine or whatever and avoid the crackers, the priests have to have BOTH. even if they have fucking CELIAC'S.

which has resulted in the Church saying "maybe we shouldn't allow priests who can't have gluten and/or alcohol".

(which is ableist but I mean do we expect better from the Catholic Church)

I am so incredibly riled up over this and I'm not even Catholic.

[gingerpeachtea]

i feel like i keep swinging wildly back and forth between "yeah i definitely need therapy" and "why am i doing this i don't need this i'm fine on my own i can cope perfectly fine"

[goldengodcannibal]

the conviction with which people so truly believe in God.

[endersdead]

the eepy sleeper

[cranephdr]

@sillyjokes continued from here

"I've seen the reports." The dim hallway lighting separating their cells glares at Jon's glasses. A ghostly pale and icy blue eye meets the face of stark white skin and seemingly painted red lips grinning across from him. "The pictures of the crime scenes. Very profound." He adjusts the wireframes back onto the ridge of his aquiline nose. "You're quite the talk among the water coolers. None of the other doctors can figure out what's wrong with you."

His voice is raspy when he speaks, and his hair brushes against his thin shoulders with every turn of his head. A long fall from grace, he who once found himself on the other side of these bars now finds himself surrounded by them. A voice across the hall is his only company—the one patient left unanswered. Long fingers grip around the window bars of his cell. He smiles at him, lips shut. "You're rather popular inside Arkham walls."