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foxyk7 · 2 months ago

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ionlydrinkhotwater · 7 months ago

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OK but I really love how unhinged Neil comes off in other people's POV cause looking back at the first three novels he was so damn weird

Take what happened in Colombia

Imagine what Andrew was thinking

Holy crap this binder WTF?!?! OK he's sus as hell I've gotta test him, I'm gonna mess with the tags when I refold his clothes but like...I doubt even he's THAT crazy

*Neil barges in and starts shouting in FRENCH*

OK so he IS that crazy (and French?!)

OK I'm gonna spike his drink and get some answers in a minute just gonna leave him with Aaron and Nicky for a sec while I satisfy my Gay panic this runaway has inspired in me with Roland and then I'll just...WTF DID HE JUST PAY A GUY TO KNOCK HIM OUT?!

OK I'm gonna pick up some breakfast and when I get back to the house I can interrogate the....OK ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME THIS DUBIOUS TWINK CRAWLED OUT OF THE BATHROOM WINDOW?!

OK so he's not around let's get back to Palmetto he probably got a ride from one of the upperclassmen

OK he didn't...did he run away? I guess that makes some sens... OK wait he HITCHHIKED?! THE FUCK?!

OK THIS ASSHOLE SPEAKS GERMAN TOO?!

OK he's on the run from the mob...there are a lot of holes in this story but at this point I'm gonna take his word for it that he's isn't a danger to my people cause I don't have the energy to continue to pursue this anymore. This fucking guy is more unhinged than what I was prepared to deal with this weekend.

#aftg #all for the game #tsc #the sunshine court #neil josten #andrew minyard #andrew was more tired than Neil was after that weekend 🤣#you won the batttle kind of andrew but neil won that war #not to shade nicky and aaron but wingus and dingus were not the ones you should have left neil with TWICE #also its cracker dust not truth serum it was a weird plan to start with and nicky and aaron were more high and more drunk than neil was #they were not the ones who should have been left in charge #also by letting neil out of sight for all those hours he hitchhiked let him come up with a plausible lie #that held up until BALTIMORE #like my dude you had the binder you should have hid it and threatened to burn a page wverytime neil lied #cause if the money was from riko paying neil to be a mole he would NOT want it burned #and what hes gonna go to the cops about his ill gotten cash and fake ids? you could have had him andrew #ps i imagine neil saying all of this to Andrew when that first time in Colombia is ever brought up #just critiquing his methods #andrew isnt one for regret but neil picking holes in his plan and pointing out what HE would have done makes him feel pretty damn close #he probably finds it annoyingly attractive too tho

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moon-song-and-star · 4 months ago

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Insane insane insane

"The failures of your mentors and parallels were that they were alone! You are not alone, Miles Edgeworth! You have Mr. Wright!" Lana that is so fucking cheesy I'm going to go insane

The homoerotic subtext is FUCKING TEXT.

"Yeah Edgeworth, we'll discover the truth together! We (I have to emphasize this) COULD ONLY HAVE DONE IT TOGETHER"

#Christ this is so gay already im going to cry #hes only done 4 fucking trials #what is HAPPENING #EUUUGGHHHH #narumitsu #miles edgeworth #phoenix wright #lana skye #ace attorney #ace attorney rise of ashes #this particular ep of this game has given so much INSANE narumitsu shit #im going bonkers is this what the rest of the games are gonna be like?#Christ on an ass cracker

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xivymoonartx · 27 days ago

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✨ Emoji Commission for @veiledbyart ✨

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ivefallenforyouandicantgetup · 2 years ago

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#d&dads #dungeons and daddies #dndads #taylor swift #dndads taylor swift #he #hatsune miku #Miku #I will continue my ‘Taylor is a Miku simp’ agenda #dndads fanart #I’m low key using meme redraws as practice with drawing guys and complex poses #I leaned more into my art style than the other stuff I’ve done on here #Also I’ve decided that Taylor is my little grackle guy and his voice sounds like a cartoon bird and I love him #10/10 would give him a cracker #my art

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snarp · 5 months ago

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They think they eat cheese

(the cats)

#they don't.#they were staring at me pitifully while i ate cheese and crackers just now. they have never eaten cheese. this is new #my sibling has done something #food cw #buoyancy the cat #duplicity the cat

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bronzewool · 4 months ago

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Book: Irene Adler “The Woman” is a famous opera singer and actress, and one of four people to ever beat Sherlock Holmes in a battle of wits. Adler loves her husband dearly and only keeps hold of the blackmail she has over the Duke in order to keep herself safe, and will never reveal the photo to the public as long as he leaves them alone. Holmes never shows any romantic interest in Adler, or anyone for that matter, and only ever admires her for her wit and cunning.

Every adaption after: Irene Adler is a femme fatale, hopelessly in love with Sherlock Holmes, and some combination of a wanted criminal and dominatrix. Adler is allowed to beat Holmes ONCE, in order to teach him humility, but after that he needs to beat/save her in order to adhere to the status quo, and undo the lesson Book!Holmes learnt in the first place. This is somehow more feminist.

#Adler you were done so dirty #although her case is so funny #Holmes knows he can’t force Adler to reveal the location of the photo #but deduces it must be in the house so she can collect it at a moments notice #so his big plan is to get HER to reveal it for him #by executing the most fucked up plan I’ve ever read #orchestrating an audience to bombared Adler as she gets out of a carriage #have them pretend to start a fight #get ‘injured’ protecting her and taking arvantage of civil hospitality that will require her to let him into her home #and while he’s lying on the sofa he has Watson throw a cracker through the window #shout FiRE at the top of his lungs #where Holmes will immediately chase after Adler in the middle of the chaos #because in his own words ‘people instinctively grab what they value most when there’s a house fire’#spots Adler grabbing the photo #then runs out the door explaining to the staff he feels much better know and thanks the host for her hospitality #then the next morning they go back to the house to grab the photo while she’s out #only to find out she and her husband already fled #because Adler was smart enough to realize #something batshit insane happened last night so maybe they should move their plans forward and just runaway to America already #good job Holmes #that was your most subtle work to date

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hyperionwitch · 8 days ago

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Meanwhile oh my goooooddddddd KOS-MOS

#cosplay shenanigans #kos-mos #xenosaga #I think I've said it before but like #I wanted to get all the pieces done so i could just start assembling #and because there are SO MANY #it feels like I'm going absolutely nowhere #but I'm not!#look at all these things!#so that's nice #but Christ on a cracker it's still a Lot of work #also yeesh this lighting is so yellow on camera #bleaugh

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starlooove · 8 months ago

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Always will fill me with rage when white Ppl make hcs or fics about their white faves saving Duke cass or Damian from racism (or cass saving herself with a punch and no genuine emotion about it bc she’s a Girlboss 😝 😆) and then they demonize Damian 24/7 only say ‘Duke is on day shift’ in their fics or literally have cass as some walking talking fighting doll that teases her brothers sometimes. Like it’s genuinely y’all don’t think it’s racism unless it’s a slur. Can’t tell me what internal or implicit bias or even what a microagression is and u wanna talk on racism.

#shame on the black folk eating it the fuck up too #actually this is why kills me about white ppl in fandom #like we know black Ppl cant escape internal racism so what makes YALL think ur cracker asses dodged the racism beam #and that none of ur thoughts or opinions on these characters are impacted by race at all simply bc u don’t say ‘bc they’re X race’ at the #end of every sentence?#like i could draw a connection between this inability to think critically about how ur own racial bias fucks everyone around u over #and how the only flaws y’all project onto ur faves is communicating badly or being too nice without a care for how the shit they do #might impact anything #i Might later actually #i promise it makes sense mutuals let me cook 🙏🏾#there is a line between the only flaws for Tim jason and dick being ‘bad at feelings :(‘ to them and their own inability to face #accountability or acknowledge the heinous shit they’ve done irl #the they in the last part of the sentence being yt folk yall get it

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thelastspeecher · 8 months ago

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I just discovered that in Roman Catholic Communion, gluten-free versions of the little crackers or bread aren't provided bc the Vatican has decided that it has to be wheat in order to be valid.

and while most people may just be able to have the wine or whatever and avoid the crackers, the priests have to have BOTH. even if they have fucking CELIAC'S.

which has resulted in the Church saying "maybe we shouldn't allow priests who can't have gluten and/or alcohol".

(which is ableist but I mean do we expect better from the Catholic Church)

I am so incredibly riled up over this and I'm not even Catholic.

#like. there are Issues with Catholic priests and I recognize that but also this is fucked up imo #as far as I'm concerned the bread or crackers aren't Jesus's flesh until something is done to them #what about wheat means only wheat counts as being Jesus's body???#also c'mon if one of the disciples had Celiac's Jesus would have given him gluten-free bread #and been like ''this is my body too here you go''#like Jesus was a considerate man #I think I'm riled up bc I am gluten-intolerant and currently on an elimination diet #so I'm just like. incredibly sensitive about dietary restriction issues rn #at least it's all right to be gluten-free in other Christian denominations #other Christian churches are like ''nah this bread is Jesus's flesh too even without the gluten''#speecher speaks

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undead-potatoes · 14 days ago

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Hey Americans who eat Ritz crackers on a somewhat regular basis

Did they fuck up the recipe over there too? They recently changed it over here in Europe, and now they're really hard and flavorless instead of tender and yummy.

#Sunny Life #savoring my last box of the old recipe rn #at first I thought it was done to make them ''healthier'' bc it's noticeably less greasy and doesn't have the salt on the outside #but it actually has more fat than the old recipe so idk WHAT is going on. probably some bullshit to save 0.0003 cents per box #either way they fucked up a perfectly good cracker #I know this is happening in other places in Europe bc when I googled the issue I found a bunch of complaints #on European based websites and forums

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amrv-5 · 9 months ago

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survived Badly (argh) but going to work on fic for as long as I continue to enjoy doing so then switch over -- see if I can find somewhere to watch The 400 Blows and probably cry forever and dehydrate and feel soooo sad and then feel better after. Thank you French New Wave

#boooo whatever saying nonsense nothing matters delete later #somebody should invent a proximity to your parents that doesn't immediately make you so emotionally weird forever #overdramatic. Im feeling fine im eating some crackers and lying around chilling. Just. Weird. Off Balance..#Mild Disturbance in my Year of Exceptional Emotional/Mental Chill #not gonna let it break my 2024 streak of feeling generally Pretty Freakin Good and mostly Recovered From The Lost Year #Which btw. can I say... have i said...? Genuinely having one of the nicest years of my life so far... feeling really pretty good #mfw having more control over your life + surroundings + choices + living circumstances means you can genuinely #meaningfully improve ur day-to-day lived experiences and find what works for u to keep u happy + healthy + excited about life... magic #anyway. brief Huh I Feel Kind Of Bad And Sad In A Deeper Way Kicked Off By But Unrelated To Events Of The Day moment earlier #really made me realize how exceptionally good I've had it so far this year... i think... it's possible... things Do Get Better #anyway. ok done Tag Blogging now. just hope everyone enjoys a nice treat or something. get good sleep enjoy ur time change if it applies #watch a movie or something. idk have fun guys have a good night

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the-great-horse-cocktail · 2 months ago

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GUYS GUYS GUYS I just realized I have 3 packs of unflavored jello, which means that *I* have the opportunity to create a whole new jello flavor! I could make it SO GOOD or SO CURSED. Hell I could do both, I’ve got 3 packs!

#jello #Oh and I’ve also got some edible glitter #So we’re def adding that #Ooh maybe I could make it reminiscent of Mabel juice and add some plastic dinosaurs (after it’s done cooking ofc I ain’t trying to melt thm #I feel like jello with graham crackers in it has a lot of potential—they’re crispy enough to add variety to the texture but not so crispy #That it’d be jarring to find in a jello (unlike chips—the American kind)#food

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petra-dot-png · 2 years ago

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She’s making him look cute before the rupture <3

#dont tag as ship #petra's doodles #fanart tag #gorillaz #gorillaz fanart #murdoc niccals #noodle gorillaz #gorillaz phase 7 #phase 7 #the last cult #cracker island #i rendered her hair and ive never done that before and it looks so good #murdoc's was ok #drew them with lots of peircings because its fun

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dandeyrain · 1 year ago

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we GOTTA stop repackaging outright gender essentialism and misogyny as cute '''''''''feminist'''''''''' jokes!

#i eat my girl dinner of a few crackers and a diet soda i give in to the feminine urge to text my ex and spend frivolously #then i justify it with teehee girl math cos everybody knows girls cant do math or be smart #i listen to the divine feminine reminding me that girls love pseudoscience and real knowledge is for men while girls get to Feel #and any girl who actually cares abt science is probably just faking for men and being a pickme!#btw women dont exist were all Girls forever #like we CANNOT keep advancing this idea that a.) there are magical differences between men and women #and b.) THOSE DIFFERENCES INCLUDE HOW WOMEN CANT DO MATH OR EVER BECOME ACTUAL ADULTS #be a good girl! dont think girl! be financially illiterate girl! eat badly girl! you need to be taken care of girl!#someone else needs to make your decisions for you girl!#terfs done touch this i hate u for real #rain speaking!#sorry i know i harp abt this a lot #but it is for real so distressing to see this shit getting so mainstream #ANYBODY REMEMBER THE 2010S! HOW DID WE GET HERE FROM THAT #like women who love femininity have always been around! im sorta one of them!#but this framing of it as being Innate To Girls is so fucking bad #and it used to be the sort of shit you just saw outright trad freaks parroting #and anyone who critiques the ubiquity of these 'jokes' is accused of being unable to take a joke

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slythernnn · 7 months ago

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Me after watching ttpd fan edits for the past 2 hours

#and I was of course broken by a wolfstar edit 😭😭😭😭😭#I fr just got bombarded by like 25 of the saddest most well done fan edits and now I feel like my hearts been ripped outta my chest #no more tiktok for me tonight lol #gonna watch house and eat crackers till I fall asleep lol #shut up rian

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