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foxyk7 · 3 months ago

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poorly-drawn-mdzs · 1 month ago

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Congratulations to TEAM CHEESE for winning the popular vote on the Charcuterie poll!

#charcuterie saga #digital art #I initally made the poll as a fun little side thing while I was away and not able to draw -#-and a week later it has become a true battleground of food passion!#I *will* be drawing the charcuterie board soon (I first need to plan out what this thing looks like based on the ratio of votes)#But I also really want to draw more faux stickers like this. Possibly...to make them into actual stickers?#Let's see what the vibes are like after I draw more. I'll do a interest check and if enough people want them...It will be so.#Team Olives and Pickles will get one next. As will team Crackers. You both fought hard but the battle was stacked against you.#Turns out people have very strong opinions about cheese!#Team Jam kept it fun with recommending the most delightful combinations and spreads.#Team meat made me laugh with their chants. Team fruit just wanted a lovely time.#Team crackers were the underdogs but fought a good fight.#Team olives and pickles - you weren't even an official team at the start but you made it your destiny. Well done.#Team Vanilla extract....You made me eat something terrible. Feta. Old chedder. Gouda. Babybel. None of these are good with Vanilla.#Don't ask me how I know that.#(I know I should do a soft goat cheese with some fruit in it. I just haven't had the opportunity yet.)#Thank you all for your participation and for filling my week with whimsy B*)#I've loved drawing these little mice a lot!

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ionlydrinkhotwater · 8 months ago

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OK but I really love how unhinged Neil comes off in other people's POV cause looking back at the first three novels he was so damn weird

Take what happened in Colombia

Imagine what Andrew was thinking

Holy crap this binder WTF?!?! OK he's sus as hell I've gotta test him, I'm gonna mess with the tags when I refold his clothes but like...I doubt even he's THAT crazy

*Neil barges in and starts shouting in FRENCH*

OK so he IS that crazy (and French?!)

OK I'm gonna spike his drink and get some answers in a minute just gonna leave him with Aaron and Nicky for a sec while I satisfy my Gay panic this runaway has inspired in me with Roland and then I'll just...WTF DID HE JUST PAY A GUY TO KNOCK HIM OUT?!

OK I'm gonna pick up some breakfast and when I get back to the house I can interrogate the....OK ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME THIS DUBIOUS TWINK CRAWLED OUT OF THE BATHROOM WINDOW?!

OK so he's not around let's get back to Palmetto he probably got a ride from one of the upperclassmen

OK he didn't...did he run away? I guess that makes some sens... OK wait he HITCHHIKED?! THE FUCK?!

OK THIS ASSHOLE SPEAKS GERMAN TOO?!

OK he's on the run from the mob...there are a lot of holes in this story but at this point I'm gonna take his word for it that he's isn't a danger to my people cause I don't have the energy to continue to pursue this anymore. This fucking guy is more unhinged than what I was prepared to deal with this weekend.

#aftg #all for the game #tsc #the sunshine court #neil josten #andrew minyard #andrew was more tired than Neil was after that weekend 🤣#you won the batttle kind of andrew but neil won that war #not to shade nicky and aaron but wingus and dingus were not the ones you should have left neil with TWICE #also its cracker dust not truth serum it was a weird plan to start with and nicky and aaron were more high and more drunk than neil was #they were not the ones who should have been left in charge #also by letting neil out of sight for all those hours he hitchhiked let him come up with a plausible lie #that held up until BALTIMORE #like my dude you had the binder you should have hid it and threatened to burn a page wverytime neil lied #cause if the money was from riko paying neil to be a mole he would NOT want it burned #and what hes gonna go to the cops about his ill gotten cash and fake ids? you could have had him andrew #ps i imagine neil saying all of this to Andrew when that first time in Colombia is ever brought up #just critiquing his methods #andrew isnt one for regret but neil picking holes in his plan and pointing out what HE would have done makes him feel pretty damn close #he probably finds it annoyingly attractive too tho

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moon-song-and-star · 6 months ago

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Insane insane insane

"The failures of your mentors and parallels were that they were alone! You are not alone, Miles Edgeworth! You have Mr. Wright!" Lana that is so fucking cheesy I'm going to go insane

The homoerotic subtext is FUCKING TEXT.

"Yeah Edgeworth, we'll discover the truth together! We (I have to emphasize this) COULD ONLY HAVE DONE IT TOGETHER"

#Christ this is so gay already im going to cry #hes only done 4 fucking trials #what is HAPPENING #EUUUGGHHHH #narumitsu #miles edgeworth #phoenix wright #lana skye #ace attorney #ace attorney rise of ashes #this particular ep of this game has given so much INSANE narumitsu shit #im going bonkers is this what the rest of the games are gonna be like?#Christ on an ass cracker

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xivymoonartx · 2 months ago

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✨ Emoji Commission for @veiledbyart ✨

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ivefallenforyouandicantgetup · 2 years ago

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#d&dads #dungeons and daddies #dndads #taylor swift #dndads taylor swift #he #hatsune miku #Miku #I will continue my ‘Taylor is a Miku simp’ agenda #dndads fanart #I’m low key using meme redraws as practice with drawing guys and complex poses #I leaned more into my art style than the other stuff I’ve done on here #Also I’ve decided that Taylor is my little grackle guy and his voice sounds like a cartoon bird and I love him #10/10 would give him a cracker #my art

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hyperionwitch · 2 months ago

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Meanwhile oh my goooooddddddd KOS-MOS

#cosplay shenanigans #kos-mos #xenosaga #I think I've said it before but like #I wanted to get all the pieces done so i could just start assembling #and because there are SO MANY #it feels like I'm going absolutely nowhere #but I'm not!#look at all these things!#so that's nice #but Christ on a cracker it's still a Lot of work #also yeesh this lighting is so yellow on camera #bleaugh

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spiderbitesandvampirevenom · 25 days ago

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you know you're cooked when the scouser is the most valuable white contributor to a training exercise about cultural awareness

#spinning my web #all these other white ppl are fuckin scratching their heads #you go you liverpudlian bastard show these crackers how its done

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kittaykattz · 1 month ago

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#90% sure this has been done before but i went to cracker barrel with my parents today #mom found out you get ''peg points'' from paying online and dad and i were like 😳#kittay.post

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snarp · 6 months ago

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They think they eat cheese

(the cats)

#they don't.#they were staring at me pitifully while i ate cheese and crackers just now. they have never eaten cheese. this is new #my sibling has done something #food cw #buoyancy the cat #duplicity the cat

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bronzewool · 5 months ago

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Book: Irene Adler “The Woman” is a famous opera singer and actress, and one of four people to ever beat Sherlock Holmes in a battle of wits. Adler loves her husband dearly and only keeps hold of the blackmail she has over the Duke in order to keep herself safe, and will never reveal the photo to the public as long as he leaves them alone. Holmes never shows any romantic interest in Adler, or anyone for that matter, and only ever admires her for her wit and cunning.

Every adaption after: Irene Adler is a femme fatale, hopelessly in love with Sherlock Holmes, and some combination of a wanted criminal and dominatrix. Adler is allowed to beat Holmes ONCE, in order to teach him humility, but after that he needs to beat/save her in order to adhere to the status quo, and undo the lesson Book!Holmes learnt in the first place. This is somehow more feminist.

#Adler you were done so dirty #although her case is so funny #Holmes knows he can’t force Adler to reveal the location of the photo #but deduces it must be in the house so she can collect it at a moments notice #so his big plan is to get HER to reveal it for him #by executing the most fucked up plan I’ve ever read #orchestrating an audience to bombared Adler as she gets out of a carriage #have them pretend to start a fight #get ‘injured’ protecting her and taking arvantage of civil hospitality that will require her to let him into her home #and while he’s lying on the sofa he has Watson throw a cracker through the window #shout FiRE at the top of his lungs #where Holmes will immediately chase after Adler in the middle of the chaos #because in his own words ‘people instinctively grab what they value most when there’s a house fire’#spots Adler grabbing the photo #then runs out the door explaining to the staff he feels much better know and thanks the host for her hospitality #then the next morning they go back to the house to grab the photo while she’s out #only to find out she and her husband already fled #because Adler was smart enough to realize #something batshit insane happened last night so maybe they should move their plans forward and just runaway to America already #good job Holmes #that was your most subtle work to date

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thelastspeecher · 9 months ago

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I just discovered that in Roman Catholic Communion, gluten-free versions of the little crackers or bread aren't provided bc the Vatican has decided that it has to be wheat in order to be valid.

and while most people may just be able to have the wine or whatever and avoid the crackers, the priests have to have BOTH. even if they have fucking CELIAC'S.

which has resulted in the Church saying "maybe we shouldn't allow priests who can't have gluten and/or alcohol".

(which is ableist but I mean do we expect better from the Catholic Church)

I am so incredibly riled up over this and I'm not even Catholic.

#like. there are Issues with Catholic priests and I recognize that but also this is fucked up imo #as far as I'm concerned the bread or crackers aren't Jesus's flesh until something is done to them #what about wheat means only wheat counts as being Jesus's body???#also c'mon if one of the disciples had Celiac's Jesus would have given him gluten-free bread #and been like ''this is my body too here you go''#like Jesus was a considerate man #I think I'm riled up bc I am gluten-intolerant and currently on an elimination diet #so I'm just like. incredibly sensitive about dietary restriction issues rn #at least it's all right to be gluten-free in other Christian denominations #other Christian churches are like ''nah this bread is Jesus's flesh too even without the gluten''#speecher speaks

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goldengodcannibal · 2 days ago

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the conviction with which people so truly believe in God.

#the body and blood of christ....#a rumor spreads about a man and suddenly the entire Western structured civilization is borne #cannibalizing Christ in his Holy Memory #for whaaat......this one guy? he was that important. to have done all this.#if time travel were real we'd have The Jesus Truth #but if God were real why does he watch us question. how long would God wait to answer.#i don't have the answers i'm just here for the crackers and wine

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endersdead · 21 days ago

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the eepy sleeper

#im sooooo eepy #but i want to finish the tidying im doing rly bad >:#maybe a dab will fix me #honestly i should really eat smth #ive had like 2 bites of food total today #OH I NEED TO TAKE MY MEDS #ITS TIME #thats why i feel like this #lamictal is no fucking joke man i wait a little too long to take my meds & its full blown withdrawals 😭#i <3 lamictal tho she’s worth it #ok ok lamictal dab maybe some crackers and then tidying #at least a little more #i got a decent amount done today im like a tiny bit proud of myseld #immediately had persecutors in my ear saying mean stuff after i said i might be proud of myself 🤣🤣 these fuckers suck lmao #ok thats enough rambling in yhe tags #if ur reading this hiiiiii :3 i hope something nice happens to u today/tonite!’#AND REMEMBER TO TAKE UR MEDS EVERYONE!!!!#cutievents

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cranephdr · 23 days ago

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@sillyjokes continued from here

"I've seen the reports." The dim hallway lighting separating their cells glares at Jon's glasses. A ghostly pale and icy blue eye meets the face of stark white skin and seemingly painted red lips grinning across from him. "The pictures of the crime scenes. Very profound." He adjusts the wireframes back onto the ridge of his aquiline nose. "You're quite the talk among the water coolers. None of the other doctors can figure out what's wrong with you."

His voice is raspy when he speaks, and his hair brushes against his thin shoulders with every turn of his head. A long fall from grace, he who once found himself on the other side of these bars now finds himself surrounded by them. A voice across the hall is his only company—the one patient left unanswered. Long fingers grip around the window bars of his cell. He smiles at him, lips shut. "You're rather popular inside Arkham walls."

#MASTER OF F E A R 🎃 // IC #sillyjokes #|| What if the cheese done slid off our cracker and we was next door neighbors #what then #also HIII

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mauvecardigans · 24 days ago

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what's up it's 2024 and i just discovered what my friend's aim profile referenced when it said "look for the girl with the broken smile"

#TWO THOUSAND SIX.#THE GHOST OF A DEFUNCT MESSAGING SERVICE JUST TELEPORTED FROM 2006 AND PUNCHED ME IN THE FACE #the most emo-ass line and it's from she will be loved. she will be loved!!!!!!#from a fucking maroon 5 song!!!!!#jesus fuckin christ on a goddamn cracker #i just -- look #i just took so much psychic damage that i can't even quantify it #what the fuck.#you know what? it's not even the surprise #and it doesn't really change anything #but in retrospect? it tracks.#it makes perfect sense.#and if you know this person -- and i know one of you does -- you would get it #it's like -- it's like when you're at the eye doctor and you think you're done but they make one more little adjustment #and you suddenly realize that NOW you can see. now it's all clear.#it doesn't change what you're seeing but suddenly what you're seeing makes sense.#anyway.#sorry this just #it was playing in the background of a scene on a show and the line just jumped out of my headphones and beat me senseless #god.#okay i'm done #i'm still flabbergasted but i'm done.#2006!!!!!!!!!! eighteen years!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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