#THE CRACKERS ARE DONE
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foxyk7 · 1 month ago
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ionlydrinkhotwater · 6 months ago
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OK but I really love how unhinged Neil comes off in other people's POV cause looking back at the first three novels he was so damn weird
Take what happened in Colombia
Imagine what Andrew was thinking
Holy crap this binder WTF?!?! OK he's sus as hell I've gotta test him, I'm gonna mess with the tags when I refold his clothes but like...I doubt even he's THAT crazy
*Neil barges in and starts shouting in FRENCH*
OK so he IS that crazy (and French?!)
OK I'm gonna spike his drink and get some answers in a minute just gonna leave him with Aaron and Nicky for a sec while I satisfy my Gay panic this runaway has inspired in me with Roland and then I'll just...WTF DID HE JUST PAY A GUY TO KNOCK HIM OUT?!
OK I'm gonna pick up some breakfast and when I get back to the house I can interrogate the....OK ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME THIS DUBIOUS TWINK CRAWLED OUT OF THE BATHROOM WINDOW?!
OK so he's not around let's get back to Palmetto he probably got a ride from one of the upperclassmen
OK he didn't...did he run away? I guess that makes some sens... OK wait he HITCHHIKED?! THE FUCK?!
OK THIS ASSHOLE SPEAKS GERMAN TOO?!
OK he's on the run from the mob...there are a lot of holes in this story but at this point I'm gonna take his word for it that he's isn't a danger to my people cause I don't have the energy to continue to pursue this anymore. This fucking guy is more unhinged than what I was prepared to deal with this weekend.
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moon-song-and-star · 4 months ago
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Insane insane insane
"The failures of your mentors and parallels were that they were alone! You are not alone, Miles Edgeworth! You have Mr. Wright!" Lana that is so fucking cheesy I'm going to go insane
The homoerotic subtext is FUCKING TEXT.
"Yeah Edgeworth, we'll discover the truth together! We (I have to emphasize this) COULD ONLY HAVE DONE IT TOGETHER"
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xivymoonartx · 7 days ago
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✨ Emoji Commission for @veiledbyart ✨
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snarp · 4 months ago
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They think they eat cheese
(the cats)
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bronzewool · 3 months ago
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Book: Irene Adler “The Woman” is a famous opera singer and actress, and one of four people to ever beat Sherlock Holmes in a battle of wits. Adler loves her husband dearly and only keeps hold of the blackmail she has over the Duke in order to keep herself safe, and will never reveal the photo to the public as long as he leaves them alone. Holmes never shows any romantic interest in Adler, or anyone for that matter, and only ever admires her for her wit and cunning.
Every adaption after: Irene Adler is a femme fatale, hopelessly in love with Sherlock Holmes, and some combination of a wanted criminal and dominatrix. Adler is allowed to beat Holmes ONCE, in order to teach him humility, but after that he needs to beat/save her in order to adhere to the status quo, and undo the lesson Book!Holmes learnt in the first place. This is somehow more feminist.
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compaculaaa · 2 years ago
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You know what?
*reverse age your sparkling siblings au*
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Still incredibly wholesome ☺️💕💕
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starlooove · 8 months ago
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Always will fill me with rage when white Ppl make hcs or fics about their white faves saving Duke cass or Damian from racism (or cass saving herself with a punch and no genuine emotion about it bc she’s a Girlboss 😝 😆) and then they demonize Damian 24/7 only say ‘Duke is on day shift’ in their fics or literally have cass as some walking talking fighting doll that teases her brothers sometimes. Like it’s genuinely y’all don’t think it’s racism unless it’s a slur. Can’t tell me what internal or implicit bias or even what a microagression is and u wanna talk on racism.
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thelastspeecher · 7 months ago
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I just discovered that in Roman Catholic Communion, gluten-free versions of the little crackers or bread aren't provided bc the Vatican has decided that it has to be wheat in order to be valid.
and while most people may just be able to have the wine or whatever and avoid the crackers, the priests have to have BOTH. even if they have fucking CELIAC'S.
which has resulted in the Church saying "maybe we shouldn't allow priests who can't have gluten and/or alcohol".
(which is ableist but I mean do we expect better from the Catholic Church)
I am so incredibly riled up over this and I'm not even Catholic.
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amrv-5 · 8 months ago
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survived Badly (argh) but going to work on fic for as long as I continue to enjoy doing so then switch over -- see if I can find somewhere to watch The 400 Blows and probably cry forever and dehydrate and feel soooo sad and then feel better after. Thank you French New Wave
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the-great-horse-cocktail · 1 month ago
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GUYS GUYS GUYS I just realized I have 3 packs of unflavored jello, which means that *I* have the opportunity to create a whole new jello flavor! I could make it SO GOOD or SO CURSED. Hell I could do both, I’ve got 3 packs!
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petra-dot-png · 2 years ago
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She’s making him look cute before the rupture <3
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dandeyrain · 1 year ago
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we GOTTA stop repackaging outright gender essentialism and misogyny as cute '''''''''feminist'''''''''' jokes!
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slythernnn · 7 months ago
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Me after watching ttpd fan edits for the past 2 hours
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crimsonkenjii-writes · 1 year ago
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i saw this pic the other day and it reminded me of your cat and baby tomioka lol because i remember you said he liked to snack on goldfish 😆 so i just pictured him sitting on the floor all quiet placing goldfish all over the cat
Aaaah!! This is so cute!!! 😭💖
He was being suspiciously quiet for too long and when we found him we see him with the cat looking like this kekeke looking up at me and Giyuu all innocent. I can just see his cute little chubby hand carefully placing the goldfish 😖💗 he’s so concentrated on what he’s doing hehehe. Then he pets and kisses the kitty once we take off all the crackers ♡
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