#THE BUGSSSS

[wrenthewrenbird]

Y'ALL I'M SO SORRY I HOPE YOU CAN FORGIVE ME

ON MY "Bugs when you look under a rock (?is that what I said in the post? Idk)" POST I FORGOT TO ADD SMTH TO THE ART!

Their blush :3

Nowwwww you can put back their rock Joel. XD

[thecursedcake]

Have a baby spant

To her father, she is the cutest thing on the face of the earth. Especially when she sleeps.

[bugdatabase]

recent doodles !!! spspsps @coccinellaaa

[insekiwii]

"Never again"

[here-lies-enzoooooo]

was scrolling thru tumblr and the "recently visited blogs" thing popped up

and this was urs

literally couldnt be more in character for u lmao

BAHAHAHAHAHHA MECORE

[angatag2]

Starvetober Day 8: Ancient

B,, bug,,, (I was not having the good vibes today because the moon stabbed me so I made a dumb thing so I could do something for today at least-)

[slaughterverse]

Biggest pet-peeve is people calling things that aren’t bugs bugs. Like fuck OFFFFFF!!! If it’s not an insect it’s not a bug!!! But honestly I try and limit my usage of the word “bug” to true bugs. So flies, ants, mosquitos, etc, don’t count either. But that’s a personal thing because I don’t wanna look silly in front of the entomologists.

[5hark-byt3]

OH MY GOD IM GONNA TWEAK!!! /POS THIS TIME /POS THIS TIME YIIPPPEEEEEEEE!!!!!

[vrgssmncht]

Hey hey ppl

As you might see I've not been active here for a long while, and the culprit is me preparing for Global Expedition from UKF

After months of mental and physical torture, finally! DANG I'M SO EXCITED! HELLYEAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[that1fungi]

the strongest gimmick blog in history vs the strongest gimmick block of today

Now for the final round!

@hellsitegenetics

I love them

I didn't know I needed to know that the weed-smoking girlfriends post was genetically a wolf, but I did, and I do. Also puts great stuff on my dash.

it’s so fun to be scrolling unhinged posts and then boom. an organism!

so many moths‼ also, unexpected comedy with some of the matches

perfect blend of silly and informative, and makes for an excellent punchline at the end of a long post. puts creatures on my dash. literally what more could you ask for

It's a really unique blog concept and a lot of times the results are pretty funny. It's great when the sequence matches the post content too!

Creatures 👍

Finds beautiful creatures out of the mess of the hellsite

Offers finality AND gives us a creechur.

I love them. English speakers talk like moths

If this blog wins, they could run the text of the winning announcement, and determine the post's genus and species!

They're also very good about tagging the type of creature depicted in the results, so as long as you mute tags of creatures you don't want to see, it's a very fun time seeing iconic legacy posts (and new submissions) being reduced down to a string of letters and assigned a random species of fish or moth or something!

uhh it’s cool

BLAST

There are so many weird bugs in the world

Yippee!!

If, as Haldane said, God has an inordinate fondness for beetles, then surely this blog proves that Tumblr has an inordinate fondness for moths.

Top tier blog as a geneticist, I love seeing obscure organisms and MOTH

Admin got rate limited after trying to blast the bee movie

the knowledge of biology to pull this off (i have taken one biology class in my life) and also the work to find all the strings honestly deserves quite a bit of praise

This gimmick blog has it all: science, pictures of animals, interaction with the text of other peoples' posts, interesting information, and a unique and fun premise. As a biologist, I'm rooting for hellsitegenetics to reach the end and take the tournament, because it is truly a standout among gimmick blogs.

If they win, perhaps this blog too shall become a cool organism :3

@hasgavlebockenburneddownyet

What's more happy holiday cheer than cheering on the destruction of a giant straw goat?

The birds may have won 2023, but I believe in humanity's capability for arson for 2024 <3

a vote for me is a vote for arson! This message was approved by hasgavlebockenburneddownyet

gavle is SUCH a public service and holiday feature

what's more tumblr than comical destruction and holidays?

sometimes you just gotta vote with your matchsticks

Bringing a cultural staple to tumblr since 2021

Arson is so much more fun

It would be really funny and ironic if it survives the tournament

you have no idea how much joy watching the chronicling of the gavlebocken brings me every year

hasgavlebockenburneddownyet provides an essential public service

always love seeing a bit of Swedish history on my dash 'Swedish bamboo season'

the goat account is peak gimmick blog

If I don't get to beat the goat then nobody does. -pointless-achievements

Never ask Tumblr to choose between lies and arson! The winner threatens by nature to rip apart the very fabric of our DNA!

goat statues made out of straw are exciting and interesting

I wanna see things burn

the goat is an essential part of tumblr culture and the goat blog is a sacred keeper of the tumblr high holidays

watching to see if the big straw goat has burned down each year is a true delight, something I never knew existed until tumblr and the blog dedicated to it

the incredibly focused nature of @/hasgavlebockenburneddownyet is what makes their gimmick superior.

Please guys bite gavlebocken

Look, I'm Danish. I was put on this earth to annoy the Swedes and vice versa, but even I voted for @/hasgavlebockenburneddownyet

gavlebocken is also such a fun name and this blog informed be about its existence, so for that I am grateful

hasgavlebockenburneddownyet is providing a vital service! Every year, people rely on their updates regarding the fate of our most beloved Yule Goat! How could they NOT deserve the win!?

sacred anti-corporate arson

a vote for gävlebocken is a vote for anarchy!

pls vote for them they're the funniest gimmick keeping track on the funniest phenomena in recent human history, like when i look at their acc i think to myself this is what tumblr was created for

the goat is the GOAT

HASGAVLEBOCKENBURNEDDOWNYET DESERVES TO WIN, I have them on post alert for a REASON

the holiday season wouldn't be the same without them

they do important reporting. Do you look at the news and be like 'the reporters aren't doing work they're just telling you whats happening.' Have some respect for the goat news

let the weird burnt sacrificial ritual of it all appeal to you

nothing makes my December more interesting, arson should win

doesn't barge in on other peoples posts which is always a good thing in my books. not a fan when obnoxious gimmick blogs turn a decent post into a garbled mess

[krobshc]

BUGSSss ROYALTY

[foopsie-daisy]

Oooooooooo bugssss!!! Is Hermes also there? What did Ody say when he met him?

That one gets him in a lot of trouble. Caught him giving Nobody some weird ass plant that later google told me would make him high 😔

[beefboymanmeat]

LOOOK NEOWWWWW

I dont have my ipad for a couple days but i had to get this idea down somewhere

[chownkiies]

More bugssss

Clothing doodle with Faust

[nerves-nebula]

Another molt from bugssss :) I think the other one might’ve molted too but I don’t remember if I already knew that so. lol. Shrug

[sillysceneid43]

pls share ANY headcannons about darry, steve, or two-bit PLEASE 🙏🙏🙏 i cant find anything anymore

TWO BIT HEADCANONS 🗣️

(I'm so happy I got this request I LOVE Two-Bit and my friends will NOT hear me out on him 😭)

Pinterest credits!:

aes; juno macguff | juno (2007) ᯓᡣ𐭩 - 𝓁𝒾𝒶 ancruelaffair

Cat sheet photo - ★彡BEETLE|🪲|🎨/🌀. zhukotl

Two-Bit after the rumble - Nina Patten londonheartnina

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I'm gonna take some creative freedom here and do Two- Bit x reader (hope you enjoy!)

°cuddle bugssss

°Two loves a good cuddle session no matter what

°your sick? He'll make soup and cuddle. You had a bad day at school? Cuddle duh

°when you guys are in class he will annoy as much as possible, but not to where you won't talk to him

°unlike Dallas he's actually aware of when you're getting mad, and will stop and say sorry

°this boy loves you so much 😭 he will just randomly get you flowers just because he wants to

°as far as pet names go, he would call you baby. I don't really think the headcanon where he calls you Minnie and you call him Micky is accurate 😭

°i think he is somewhat socially aware that A) that's cringe (in my opinion!!)B) people would be uncomfortable

°you guys adopted a stray cat. It's a long haired cat :3 ( I love cats ok )

°you guys are cat people, but you don't hate dogs

°like if you see a stray you guys WILL call it over to y'all and name it for sure

°loves when you cook ᥫ᭡. Like not even in a "your my house wife!" way but in a "omfg your Gordon Ramsay I love let's get married!" way

°HE LOVES WHEN YOU COOK ANY TYPE OF SOUP OR PASTA

°when your sick when he is sick you/he will always watch cartoons :3

°SpaghettiOs

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