#THE BUGSSSS

[thestarrysparrow]

Y'ALL I'M SO SORRY I HOPE YOU CAN FORGIVE ME

ON MY "Bugs when you look under a rock (?is that what I said in the post? Idk)" POST I FORGOT TO ADD SMTH TO THE ART!

Their blush :3

Nowwwww you can put back their rock Joel. XD

[bugdatabase]

recent doodles !!! spspsps @coccinellaaa

[trainingdummyrabbit]

my bugs.. :]

[insekiwii]

"Never again"

[here-lies-enzoooooo]

was scrolling thru tumblr and the "recently visited blogs" thing popped up

and this was urs

literally couldnt be more in character for u lmao

BAHAHAHAHAHHA MECORE

[angatag2]

Starvetober Day 8: Ancient

B,, bug,,, (I was not having the good vibes today because the moon stabbed me so I made a dumb thing so I could do something for today at least-)

[chronicas]

Biggest pet-peeve is people calling things that aren’t bugs bugs. Like fuck OFFFFFF!!! If it’s not an insect it’s not a bug!!! But honestly I try and limit my usage of the word “bug” to true bugs. So flies, ants, mosquitos, etc, don’t count either. But that’s a personal thing because I don’t wanna look silly in front of the entomologists.

[5hark-byt3]

OH MY GOD IM GONNA TWEAK!!! /POS THIS TIME /POS THIS TIME YIIPPPEEEEEEEE!!!!!

[vrgssmncht]

Hey hey ppl

As you might see I've not been active here for a long while, and the culprit is me preparing for Global Expedition from UKF

After months of mental and physical torture, finally! DANG I'M SO EXCITED! HELLYEAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[hatchets-garages]

So um

My foot got ran over

But heres a small draft of writing

Dew sat on the edge of his bed, wondering and wandering in his mind. Countless fires all in rage and waves of emotion, things turning into ash; yet still, cock in hand and leaking prejack. His devious plans rummed in his mind. Swirls and whirls and thoughts about Swiss, Little did he know

His door wasn't fully closed and there was a figure being aroused with the warmth

The door slowly creaks and dew almost fell, he landed on his side in his bed. The figure moved forward and staked a grin.

"FUCKING SWISS" Dew blurts "Love you tooooooo!" Swiss' grin grows bigger as he slides back out and makes sure that Dews door is fully shut.

[that1fungi]

the strongest gimmick blog in history vs the strongest gimmick block of today

Now for the final round!

@hellsitegenetics

I love them

I didn't know I needed to know that the weed-smoking girlfriends post was genetically a wolf, but I did, and I do. Also puts great stuff on my dash.

it’s so fun to be scrolling unhinged posts and then boom. an organism!

so many moths‼ also, unexpected comedy with some of the matches

perfect blend of silly and informative, and makes for an excellent punchline at the end of a long post. puts creatures on my dash. literally what more could you ask for

It's a really unique blog concept and a lot of times the results are pretty funny. It's great when the sequence matches the post content too!

Creatures 👍

Finds beautiful creatures out of the mess of the hellsite

Offers finality AND gives us a creechur.

I love them. English speakers talk like moths

If this blog wins, they could run the text of the winning announcement, and determine the post's genus and species!

They're also very good about tagging the type of creature depicted in the results, so as long as you mute tags of creatures you don't want to see, it's a very fun time seeing iconic legacy posts (and new submissions) being reduced down to a string of letters and assigned a random species of fish or moth or something!

uhh it’s cool

BLAST

There are so many weird bugs in the world

Yippee!!

If, as Haldane said, God has an inordinate fondness for beetles, then surely this blog proves that Tumblr has an inordinate fondness for moths.

Top tier blog as a geneticist, I love seeing obscure organisms and MOTH

Admin got rate limited after trying to blast the bee movie

the knowledge of biology to pull this off (i have taken one biology class in my life) and also the work to find all the strings honestly deserves quite a bit of praise

This gimmick blog has it all: science, pictures of animals, interaction with the text of other peoples' posts, interesting information, and a unique and fun premise. As a biologist, I'm rooting for hellsitegenetics to reach the end and take the tournament, because it is truly a standout among gimmick blogs.

If they win, perhaps this blog too shall become a cool organism :3

@hasgavlebockenburneddownyet

What's more happy holiday cheer than cheering on the destruction of a giant straw goat?

The birds may have won 2023, but I believe in humanity's capability for arson for 2024 <3

a vote for me is a vote for arson! This message was approved by hasgavlebockenburneddownyet

gavle is SUCH a public service and holiday feature

what's more tumblr than comical destruction and holidays?

sometimes you just gotta vote with your matchsticks

Bringing a cultural staple to tumblr since 2021

Arson is so much more fun

It would be really funny and ironic if it survives the tournament

you have no idea how much joy watching the chronicling of the gavlebocken brings me every year

hasgavlebockenburneddownyet provides an essential public service

always love seeing a bit of Swedish history on my dash 'Swedish bamboo season'

the goat account is peak gimmick blog

If I don't get to beat the goat then nobody does. -pointless-achievements

Never ask Tumblr to choose between lies and arson! The winner threatens by nature to rip apart the very fabric of our DNA!

goat statues made out of straw are exciting and interesting

I wanna see things burn

the goat is an essential part of tumblr culture and the goat blog is a sacred keeper of the tumblr high holidays

watching to see if the big straw goat has burned down each year is a true delight, something I never knew existed until tumblr and the blog dedicated to it

the incredibly focused nature of @/hasgavlebockenburneddownyet is what makes their gimmick superior.

Please guys bite gavlebocken

Look, I'm Danish. I was put on this earth to annoy the Swedes and vice versa, but even I voted for @/hasgavlebockenburneddownyet

gavlebocken is also such a fun name and this blog informed be about its existence, so for that I am grateful

hasgavlebockenburneddownyet is providing a vital service! Every year, people rely on their updates regarding the fate of our most beloved Yule Goat! How could they NOT deserve the win!?

sacred anti-corporate arson

a vote for gävlebocken is a vote for anarchy!

pls vote for them they're the funniest gimmick keeping track on the funniest phenomena in recent human history, like when i look at their acc i think to myself this is what tumblr was created for

the goat is the GOAT

HASGAVLEBOCKENBURNEDDOWNYET DESERVES TO WIN, I have them on post alert for a REASON

the holiday season wouldn't be the same without them

they do important reporting. Do you look at the news and be like 'the reporters aren't doing work they're just telling you whats happening.' Have some respect for the goat news

let the weird burnt sacrificial ritual of it all appeal to you

nothing makes my December more interesting, arson should win

doesn't barge in on other peoples posts which is always a good thing in my books. not a fan when obnoxious gimmick blogs turn a decent post into a garbled mess

[krobshc]

BUGSSss ROYALTY

[wander1ng-b33tle]

i love this so much!! the first one looks a bit like a usb stick and that makes it even better.

Beetles

🪲⭐️

[chownkiies]

More bugssss

Clothing doodle with Faust

[coolcatkerr]

Penelope + Colin | You & I (Season 3)

You know what I actually loved was how healing episode 8 was for Pen but also me as a viewer. The way her relationship with herself, her mother, her sisters, Eloise and Colin reached such a lovely level, I was so emotional.

I felt like it was kinda a goodbye to the Featherington's (and I really hope not as I actually love Portia, Phillipa and Prudence. They really expanded on them beyond the books and really loved them all this season. THE BUGSSSS - Philippa has some of the best lines this seasons. "Insert wheres?" will never not make me laugh.

I loved her wedding dress. I loved her in the red lipstick too!

And yes I will wholeheartedly be shipping Benedict with whomever we get, and no I am not prepared for the angst John / Francesca and Michaela are gunna serve, but you can be sure I will be all over that too. I wonder if we will get some great Scottish locations for their season tho….

BUT COME ON ANOTHER 2 YEAR WAIT!

[coccinellaaa]

@ankofan69 woahh melody fact in the tags

y’all us three should def discuss oc facts in our ross gc :] /nf (jus an idea AGJJJGDVHHFGNNJTRCB) I love ur goobers so much ^^

out of all the bugsonas who do you think can preform a kickflip without falling on their face

this is a research question

avery :] (bird deity) . Even if she fails , she'll probably just fly upward to not fall on her face .

as for uhhh the gang ? you me and mels ? probabky melody