#THE BEEPING

[crestedpalls]

THESE TWO ARE GONNA BE THE END OF ME BAHAHAHAHHA

[bumblequinn]

joe biden: how do i look in this chef hat, giuseppe?

giuseppe, the presidential butler: waifish and breedable as always, muy lord

joe biben: fabulous. pass me the Improbable Meat

[ambassadorquark]

the best britticism is "taking the piss" 100%. no word for this in the president's english

[quintsmachete]

"mid" wife?.....ha, ha......no such thing.

[catilinas]

THEY FUCKING DID IT!!!!!!!!!!!!

[glitchmeharder]

Railroad construction RIGHT NEXT to my bedroom at 5:30am should be held to the same noise laws as every other type of construction!

(Whiney baby voice) oh but its for the trains and traffic! Its for the train schedule to not be interrupted!

Bullshit, I'll say what the passport office told me, you should have planned better.

[runawayfuture]

hey bro are u okay. it's just that ur classical guitar motif turned into an electric guitar for a second there. yeah like how the gods are all represented by electric instruments... i just got a little bit worried that you might be abandoning your humanity haha

[poleaxewife]

Hey can i rip your wings off? Haha sorry that was wierd. Can i tear your halo from your head? Haha omg that was so random. Can i tear the divinity from your wretched form, removing you from the guiding hand and will of that which made you? Can i supplant your divine spark with wires and cables? Can i replace your golden halo with a golden circuitboard? Hypothetically

[beepathan]

yeah alright

[bubblesthecow]

The thing that I love the most about Doctor Who is that it’s just SOOOOOO bad. It’s awful. It’s dreadful. It’s cheesy and stupid and terrible. It has dialogue like “I am the beep of all the meeps!” It’s truly the most embarrassing cringeworthy thing you’ve ever seen. It’s been that way for 60 years. It’s gonna be that way for another 60. It doesn’t matter what kind of budget or fan base they receive. It’s always gonna be this stupid.

I love it so fucking much.

[whoosh-whoosh-tardis-noises]

The meep going “my pronouns are ‘the’” and the Doctor going “oh yeah, me too” amazing

[bumblequinn]

organizing a catholic / fighting game themed boy band whose members are named guilty gear, confessional gear, penitent gear, prostrate gear, and the habit

[ambassadorquark]

comic about content

[telephonekisser]

okay we've got forcemasc and forcefem what about forcemachine. forcetech? i'm gonna turn you into an angel made of steel and electricity and you're gonna fuckin like it.

[catilinas]

the past is dead the future died before it could be born and me i feel also not so good

[nich0las-st1nks]

boop his nose while you're scrolling please!